How Well Do I Know Women? Let’s Find Out.

0:00 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.

0:01 Today, we are going to find out just how well Uncle Joey knows women.

0:05 I don't like saying that with uncle.

0:07 How well do I know women?

0:09 I grew up I have a sister.

0:11 I have a close relationship with my mom.

0:13 I feel like I know women.

0:15 Okay.

0:16 Not perfectly, but I know some things.

0:18 Let's find out.

0:19 Let's go.

0:20 According to studies, how many bras does the average woman own?

0:23 Ooh, the average woman, how many bras?

0:26 Well, I mean, you got seven days in a week.

0:28 You know, that's seven.

0:29 All right, let's say this.

0:30 Seven days in a week minimum we got seven bras.

0:34 But I think most of those are probably just your standard like here I am.

0:38 I'm a bra type thing.

0:39 But then you got to get cute with it and you got to get some lace ones.

0:42 So let's say there's three sexy bras that they got.

0:45 Now we're up to 10 bras.

0:47 Then there's like the sports bras.

0:49 Are we Are we counting that?

0:51 Counting sports bras?

0:52 Cuz then I'm going to add four.

0:53 Okay, I'm not counting sports bras.

0:55 So we're back at 10.

0:57 I do think it's like, "Oh, I don't really like this bra,

0:59 but it's comfy, so I'll wear that." Uh, you know, so we got that.

1:02 I'm going to say the average woman has 13 bras.

1:05 It's an average of eight.

1:07 Ladies, come on.

1:08 You and I both know that those things sweat.

1:10 Uh, I just got word that uh, women have an average of eight,

1:15 but really are only wearing two or three.

1:18 H, interesting.

1:19 Uh, I do think that the tits are the balls of the woman.

1:26 I know that these balls sweat and I know that tits sweat,

1:28 especially the bigger ones.

1:30 Okay, it gets hot in there.

1:31 It's humid.

1:32 If you're in Orlando, Florida, forget it.

1:33 Eight is definitely on the low end.

1:35 I would say I would say you need at least I would say 13 is probably the more,

1:39 you know, not saying you got to wear all

1:40 13 and keep that rotation, but you need 13.

1:44 Who's the most followed woman on Instagram as of 2025?

1:48 The most followed woman.

1:50 I know this.

1:51 I don't know this.

1:53 __] You got Taylor Swift.

1:54 You got Oh, is it Selena Gomez?

1:58 Yes, Selena Gomez.

1:59 I knew it.

1:59 I knew it was Selena Gomez.

2:01 417 million.

2:02 Holy[ __] dude.

2:04 Imagine she did like a[ __] sponsored post.

2:06 They're probably backing up the[ __] Brink truck for that.

2:10 In ancient Egypt, oh god.

2:12 Women put this substance into their vaginas

2:14 before sex as a form of birth control.

2:16 Wet sand.

2:19 Oh, I can't.

2:19 You can make like a you know, like a what's it called?

2:22 like a sand castle blockade, like a dental dam, but sand.

2:26 Crocodile poop.

2:27 That one I'm having trouble understand.

2:29 Um, this is kind of weird to say, but I didn't know they pooped.

2:33 Like, now like obviously they have to poop.

2:35 Like when you think of animals, I've never seen someone been like, "Be careful.

2:38 That's croc crocodile crap." I've like it's never I've never seen it,

2:42 so I've never thought about it.

2:43 But okay, leaves and grass.

2:45 The[ __] It's like a gutter in the suburbs.

2:47 Just fill it with leaves and grass.

2:49 It'll stop.

2:50 Well, that does work in the suburbs now that you think about it.

2:52 When they have leaves and grass in there, they got to get on a ladder and they

2:55 got to scoop it out because the water won't pass.

2:57 So, in a way, that makes a lot of sense.

2:59 Crushed up beetles.

3:01 I[ __] hope it's not that one.

3:03 I'm going to say the answer is I'm going to go with leaves and grass.

3:06 It's not leaves and grass.

3:08 Crocodile poop.

3:09 Oh my god.

3:10 The ancient Egyptian women were shoving crocodile dung D in their[ __] Oh,

3:16 just lining the walls with poop.

3:17 Dude, how are we not Oh, you said no one said it worked.

3:20 Yeah, I mean, I'm not really wor worried about it working or not working.

3:24 I'm more worried about the pH balance in that thing because

3:27 I feel like that's going to throw it off a little bit.

3:29 You know, we have women nowadays that can't use certain soaps.

3:31 Imagine throwing a little crocodile[ __] in there.

3:34 What percent of women have claimed to fake an orgasm in their life?

3:38 Oh, have just just done it one time.

3:40 Have just Oh, I've done it before.

3:42 Um, I think it's high.

3:43 I'm going to say 63%.

3:46 70%.

3:46 Oh, I'm so close.

3:48 Give me that.

3:48 63 to 70.

3:49 70% of women out there have faked an orgasm in their entire life.

3:54 If there wasn't a bigger indicator of how whack we are with penises.

3:58 You know what I'm saying?

3:59 Only 30% of women are like, "No, I've been, you know,

4:01 it's been good." Oh god, what are we doing, fellas?

4:04 I don't know if anyone's ever faked with me.

4:05 That would be interesting to find that out.

4:07 It would be devastating.

4:08 Not interesting.

4:08 It would be devastating to know that.

4:09 Name a woman whose name starts with the letter F.

4:12 You have 10 seconds.

4:12 Go.

4:14 Uh, Fran Franer.

4:15 Who is that?

4:16 Is that the nanny?

4:17 Friend Dresser.

4:18 I I know women.

4:19 I know Fran Dresser.

4:20 In which decade did authorities in the US

4:23 enforce modesty laws by having swimsuit police go

4:26 to beaches and use tape measures to ensure

4:28 women switch sweet swimsuits were not too revealing?

4:32 Sweet.

4:32 Swiss sw.

4:33 __] This was in a video that we did

4:35 a while ago and I can't remember the decade at all,

4:38 but I do remember the details of what was going on.

4:39 women were really literally getting arrested for wearing like one piece bathing

4:45 suits or whatever even back then like that a one piece bathing

4:48 suit was basically that you're basically naked um to these guys

4:50 but there was police at the beach measuring women's bathing suits I would

4:55 have robbed a thousand banks these morons are at the beach

4:58 measuring[ __] swimsuits dude I'm leaving with the whole vault I'm going

5:01 to say this was the 20s is the 20s bang no wonder

5:07 it was a great depression you guys weren't seeing any High thigh, dude.

5:10 The Great Depression in the 20s or was that the 30s?

5:12 It was the 30s.

5:13 Yeah.

5:14 No, I mean the 1920s, bad year for thighs.

5:17 Um they they weren't letting them dump out their legs, which is[ __] up.

5:20 Don't really get it.

5:20 Don't know why the police are at the beach.

5:22 I'm glad we I'm glad we uh pulled that one back.

5:24 What is the average shoe size of a woman in the US?

5:27 Women's size.

5:28 I don't really know how that works.

5:30 The average shoe size for a woman in the US is seven.

5:34 Eight.

5:35 That means that I'm thinking women have smaller feet than they do.

5:38 Do women care about the size of their feet?

5:40 I mean, no one wants shovels, like a size of 12 or something,

5:43 obviously, but like true or false questions.

5:46 Men have more dreams about having sex with celebrities than women.

5:50 I think this is a trick question because

5:52 every part of you wants to be like, "Yeah,

5:54 obviously men uh have more dreams about

5:56 having sex with celebrities." But I think

5:57 that men probably uh stupidly say it out

6:00 loud more and maybe don't dream about it.

6:03 You know, women I I believe that women are better sleepers than men,

6:06 so have more dreams.

6:08 And I feel like women when it comes to sexual stuff are more imaginative.

6:11 Like they like, you know, like audio books and actual books and like

6:15 dreaming and daydreaming about getting tied up

6:18 and slapped with ham and[ __] I don't I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.

6:22 Sorry, Mom.

6:23 I'm going to say false.

6:24 I think that women have more dreams about having sex with celebrities.

6:29 Correct.

6:30 There you have it.

6:31 Okay.

6:31 Like I said, women are more imaginative.

6:33 You know, men, they're visual.

6:35 They're like, "There's[ __] Margot Robbie.

6:37 That would be nice," you know,

6:38 but they're not they're not thinking about that when they go

6:40 to sleep because they're thinking about the giants being one and three.

6:44 That's what they're thinking about.

6:45 True or false?

6:46 Breast milk can contain different flavors depending on what the mother eats.

6:49 This is true.

6:51 Yes, it is, folks.

6:52 My sister is a lactation consultant.

6:54 I've learned a thing or two about the breast and its contents.

6:58 The milk is what I'm referring to.

6:59 What would be my ideal flavor?

7:01 Um, I'm I I would like a like a fruity milk, you know what I mean?

7:05 Kind of like a, you know, maybe if you ate a lot of strawberries

7:07 or something like that, then I'd hop on that tip.

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9:32 The word vagina is derived from the Latin word vagina,

9:36 which literally means sheath, referring to the covering for a sword.

9:41 I don't believe this is right.

9:43 Uh, I guess the vagina is the covering.

9:45 This feels more like, you know,

9:48 you take the word vagina out and put in foreskin.

9:51 You know what I'm saying?

9:52 That's more of a sheath.

9:53 Dudes who have foreskin, it's kind of like shing.

9:56 Like you got to you got to actually pull like

9:57 cuz you know if you have a bunch of foreskin,

9:59 it's kind of like it's not even a penis yet.

10:01 You got to really take it out of the sheath and be like,

10:03 "Okay, now now it's a penis." You know what I'm saying?

10:06 Greg doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about.

10:07 I'm going to say this is false.

10:09 I think that the Latin stuff is about about penises and not vaginas.

10:12 It is true.

10:12 Oh,[ __] Oh, so vagina means sheath.

10:15 So you tell me in in Latin it was

10:17 like it's like you pull my sword from my vagina.

10:20 Oh, I'm thinking of pulling it out and it should be putting it in.

10:24 Up until 1972, women were banned from participating in this.

10:28 This is going to be interesting.

10:29 Running marathons, attending concerts, what?

10:33 Going into the office while having their period,

10:35 or participating in the Olympics.

10:37 1972 is not that long ago.

10:40 My mother was probably like teenager or like in her 20s or something.

10:44 I don't even know what year my mom was born.

10:45 Going to the office while having their period.

10:46 I feel like I would have known about that.

10:48 Like if that was a thing.

10:49 I'm gonna say participating in the Olympics for some reason.

10:52 I feel like maybe sports were a little

10:54 more gatekept than the other stuff like attending concerts.

10:57 What would be the reason for not having women there?

10:59 Also, it was the 70s.

11:00 You know that we're talking about like

11:01 classic rock and whatever stuff like that.

11:03 Like pretty sure a lot of people were

11:04 pulling their boobs out at those types of concerts.

11:07 Okay.

11:07 You know, I think that's I don't think that could be true.

11:10 I'm going to say the Olympics.

11:10 Is it the Olympics?

11:12 It's the marathons.

11:13 Oh, why were they not letting them run marathons?

11:15 So, apparently, women were barred from running marathons for whatever reason.

11:20 But what year was it around 1967?

11:22 A woman applied to run a marathon with a genderneutral name.

11:27 And as she was running, uh, they were trying to pull her off of the track,

11:32 like, get this[ __] woman out of here.

11:33 This is boys only time.

11:35 But then a bunch of men made like a wall around her to help her finish.

11:39 So they were keeping the other people like

11:41 who were trying to rip her off the track.

11:42 They like kept them away.

11:44 She was the first woman to finish a marathon.

11:46 What's her name?

11:46 Just so we can give her that credit.

11:48 Her name is Katherine Switzer.

11:49 She was the first woman to finish a marathon.

11:51 That's awesome, dude.

11:52 And she did it in a[ __] full sweatuit.

11:54 You saw that picture?

11:55 Yeah, they were all in sweatuits, dude.

11:56 I would I can tell you this right now.

11:58 If someone went in a in shorts and a t-shirt, I almost died at the marathon.

12:02 So kudos.

12:03 Which answer is not true?

12:05 There are studies that claim that women orgasm more often during sex if Oh god.

12:10 Their partner is a woman.

12:12 __] I hope that's not the answer.

12:13 There's at least 15 minutes of foreplay.

12:16 Their feet are warm.

12:17 What?

12:17 There is music playing.

12:19 Well, I I hope it's not that.

12:20 Oh, three of these are true.

12:22 Which one of them is not true?

12:23 I'm going to say four.

12:25 If there is music playing, I don't think that's true.

12:27 I think that if their feet are warm,

12:29 they're more likely to orgasm because I don't know.

12:31 And there's at least 15 minutes of foreplay.

12:33 Dude, anybody with 15 minutes of foreplay,

12:36 we're right at the precipice of the thing.

12:38 A warm-up of 15 minutes, you're going to pitch a good game.

12:41 And then if their partner is a woman, that would make sense.

12:45 You know, I mean, yeah, you know, there's that age-old question.

12:48 It's like, you know, with lesbians, how do you know when it's over?

12:51 You know, they're not stopping until they both get to where they need to be.

12:54 So, you assume that helps.

12:56 So, I'm going to say the thing that you

12:57 know is uh that's not making women orgasm is music.

13:01 Correct, baby.

13:02 You think I don't know orgasms?

13:06 I don't know what I'm doing.

13:07 You know, fun fact, I've never had sex to music.

13:09 I've never like gone over and be like,

13:10 "Hold on, let me put on Lil Wayne." No, never.

13:14 Female libido peaks within this age range.

13:17 20 to 30, 30 to 40, 40 to 50, 50 to 60, or 60 plus.

13:21 When are women the most horny?

13:24 I'm gonna say 30 to 40 because I think that I don't know.

13:29 I'm gonna say 30 to 40.

13:30 That's it.

13:31 Nailed it.

13:31 Nailed it.

13:32 Yeah.

13:32 30 to 40.

13:33 Um 20 to 30.

13:35 You would think that makes the most sense where you're young

13:37 and you think like the hormones are raging or whatever the case is.

13:40 But I feel like you have less of an under

13:42 like it's more of an experimental, you know,

13:45 portion of your life where you're having sex and figuring

13:47 out what what you like and what you don't like.

13:49 By the time you're 30 to 40,

13:50 you have you probably have like a long-term partner and you guys

13:53 have like been through the ringer and like now you're have now you

13:56 know you like you know and it's like yeah you have an understanding

13:59 of it more so you you would naturally be more into it.

14:03 Greg's like sure uh it's all hormonal hormonal.

14:06 It's all hormonal.

14:08 It's not what I'm saying but it feels right to me.

14:11 Which fact about women is false?

14:13 The clitoris can continue growing throughout a woman's life.

14:16 I believe that's true.

14:18 Women blink twice as much as men in their life.

14:20 Women's hair grows faster during a full moon because of hormonal tides.

14:24 Get the[ __] out of here.

14:26 Although retrograde women make up 70% of book buyers in the US.

14:30 I feel like it's more than that.

14:31 There's definitely more than 70%.

14:33 Um, which one of these is false?

14:35 The[ __] Can it keep going?

14:37 It keeps growing like a balloon.

14:38 Does that mean that like old women just got

14:40 just got the topofthe line big versions of it?

14:43 Women blank twice as much as men in their life.

14:46 probably because you know when they're putting on mascara,

14:49 you know that you know that's setting you

14:51 off right there and that's that could be

14:53 you know a couple times a week or something or I don't know maybe every day.

14:55 I have no idea.

14:56 Women's hair grows faster during a full moon.

14:58 What?

14:58 I'm going to say that one.

14:59 I'm gonna say that one.

15:01 Yeah, I'm going to say that one.

15:02 I'm going to say women's hair doesn't grow faster during a full moon.

15:05 We're not werewolves.

15:07 Correct.

15:08 No women.

15:09 I know women.

15:10 If there's one thing in this world that I know, it's women.

15:12 I'm getting them right, but my explanations are wrong.

15:14 But the thing is, I got a hunch.

15:16 Last one.

15:17 Finish strong.

15:18 Which fact about women is true?

15:19 The average woman spends three years of her life painting her nails.

15:22 Women's tears can contain natural painkillers,

15:25 which is why crying makes them feel better.

15:27 Oh, get the[ __] out of here with this.

15:30 What is it?

15:31 The the phoenix from Harry Potter.

15:32 Women can smell rain 12 hours before it falls.

15:35 What is this?

15:37 Although, I think I can do that.

15:38 Not 12 hours, but like an hour.

15:39 Women's hearts beat faster than men's, even when resting.

15:42 I don't know if that one's true.

15:44 My sister-in-law, her resting heart rate's like 47, dude.

15:47 So, it's that's lower than mine.

15:49 The average woman spends three years of her life painting her nails.

15:52 That's a lot of time.

15:53 Painting your nails doesn't take that long.

15:55 And how often are you really doing it, ladies?

15:58 Three years seems like a lifetime.

16:00 It's actually three years of your life.

16:01 You know what?

16:01 I'm going to say that women's hearts beat faster than men's, even at rest.

16:06 I nailed it.

16:08 Boom.

16:08 Boom.

16:09 Boom.

16:09 Shakaaka.

16:10 Biologically, we have some differences here.

16:12 You got faster beating hearts.

16:14 All right.

16:15 Even though now that makes me insecure because like I said, my sister-in-law,

16:19 she has a very low resting heart rate that is

16:21 lower than mine and biologically mine should be lower,

16:23 which means that she's just a better athlete than me.

16:26 And that's something I'm going to have to live with now.

16:28 __] But there you have it, folks.

16:30 Old Joey, he knows a thing or two about women.

16:33 Thank you for anyone uh watching this video and making it all the way through.

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