A Scientist Joins The Show | The Basement Yard #547

0:00 Welcome back to the B.

0:06 Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:09 Frank, what are you doing?

0:09 Smoldering smising over there.

0:11 I'm trying to uh clvicular looks max jaw max.

0:15 Oh, no.

0:16 [laughter]

0:16 Oh, you're doing it, too?

0:17 Oh, that would edit.

0:18 Did you guys have a conversation before this?

0:20 No, honestly.

0:20 But I really appreciate you kind of picking up on my vibe here.

0:23 That was a good job.

0:24 I'm gonna pick up your Mets hat.

0:25 But good job.

0:26 Now you brought down my vibe.

0:28 Wow.

0:28 Who cares?

0:29 You know, you don't you didn't smell as good as you usually do today.

0:31 How about that?

0:32 Well, you didn't.

0:33 Does he usually smell good?

0:34 He does.

0:35 Well, how's his back smell?

0:36 That's for

0:39 Pat.

0:39 They know that one.

0:39 How did you How do you smell me on the normal like

0:42 You walk by him.

0:44 Yeah.

0:44 So, you get my like

0:46 Wait with

0:46 Let me ask you this.

0:47 Do you wear cologne at all?

0:49 No.

0:50 Never.

0:50 Not only for like events.

0:52 Okay.

0:52 But when you So, you have cologne?

0:54 Yes, I have.

0:54 And you wear it?

0:57 Yes.

0:56 How do you apply it?

0:57 I go two sprays on these two fingers.

0:59 I go like this and I go behind my ears.

1:02 That's it.

1:03 Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.

1:05 There's so many other things that I've never seen sprayed on your fingers.

1:09 I I remember cuz

1:10 I heard you're never supposed to rub it.

1:12 Oh, I I mean, but then why do like the women do this?

1:16 Why do women Why do ladies do this [laughter]

1:20 if they're not supposed to?

1:21 I follow the ladies lead, ladies.

1:23 Um

1:24 but you're not doing that.

1:25 You're using fingers, but it's still the rubbing motion,

1:28 right?

1:28 Why you are you just using the fingers or someone taught you how to do that?

1:31 I I remember cuz with my fraternity there was like a like

1:36 we like went through like etiquette like proper etiquette things and

1:42 what?

1:41 Yeah.

1:41 It was like you're not supposed to like walk

1:44 into a room AND PEOPLE GO OFF when smelling your cologne.

1:48 It's supposed to be for people that get close.

1:51 Yeah.

1:51 It's supposed to be like a pheromone thing.

1:53 Like they get close and they're like,

1:54 "Whoa." Which I guess the only person I would do that for is Becca,

1:57 but like it's it's supposed to be like

1:59 a not everyone can smell you from across the room, right?

2:04 You know, like my father, I'm not kidding 30 sprays.

2:14 You're good at making that sound.

2:15 Thank you.

2:15 How do you apply it?

2:16 Do you apply um cross-section?

2:19 Just one, two,

2:20 you go X.

2:21 You put the C.

2:22 Why?

2:22 Why are you doing it?

2:23 You're doing it like a Pokemon.

2:25 You just do one seat belt sprint.

2:26 One, two, three.

2:27 Oh, you go one, two, three.

2:29 Yeah.

2:29 I used to I remember when like middle school and high school when I had

2:33 I would spray in the air and I would just walk through like I was gone.

2:36 I've done that [laughter] with like axe.

2:38 I would just spray my entire room and be like, "All right, good."

2:41 Yeah.

2:41 Yeah.

2:41 But I I like thought about this the other day because how I usually do

2:46 it is I just spray like here and here and then sometimes like in my shirt.

2:53 That was just a pure guess though.

2:55 Yeah.

2:55 I I mean I'm sure there are proper ways to do it.

2:58 Oh, you did?

2:59 I did.

3:00 So like please tell me I'm right.

3:03 No one does this.

3:03 I've never And I've seen like a bunch

3:05 of people do it like a bunch of different ways.

3:07 know [laughter] what to do with this.

3:08 But they say I've seen two behind the ears.

3:13 Yeah.

3:12 And then one on the back of the neck because that's like a trail.

3:16 So as you walk it kind of like Oh, like you're a slug.

3:21 Oh, sure.

3:22 Yeah.

3:22 Like you're a slug.

3:24 But the but instead of slug, you have scent.

3:28 Gotcha.

3:27 Instead of instead of slime.

3:28 Yeah.

3:29 Yeah.

3:29 Slime is the word, dude.

3:30 Slime is the word I wanted to use.

3:32 E.

3:32 [laughter]

3:33 Yeah.

3:33 It's a nasty word.

3:34 That's gross.

3:35 Oh my god.

3:35 God, I got so much gush.

3:37 That's crazy.

3:37 Yeah, I used to at one point I had like 15 bottles of cologne.

3:42 Like there were like two Christmases where my mom

3:45 got me like three or four bottles each.

3:47 It's mad Colombian.

3:48 Uh I mean what were the ones that you had?

3:52 Cologne.

3:51 Yeah, cuz they were like for our age group they were the big ones.

3:54 I had uh Well, I didn't have any

3:56 but my my siblings had um like Fierce from Abocrammy and Fitch.

4:01 Okay.

4:01 I didn't have that one, but I know which one.

4:03 Curve.

4:03 Yep.

4:04 Curve was a big one.

4:05 Curve was a big one.

4:06 Do you remember Kira?

4:09 No.

4:08 It was like the skater one.

4:09 You got it from like, look up Kira Cologne.

4:12 K I R R A from like the mid 2000s.

4:14 It was like at Pacson.

4:16 Oh yeah.

4:16 And it was like you went in there to make

4:18 fun of the skaters and get your Kira cologne.

4:22 [laughter] Yeah.

4:22 You don't remember this?

4:25 No.

4:24 Oh yeah, baby.

4:26 I might get some just to remember what I smelled like in those.

4:29 Oh, wait.

4:29 The top looks very familiar.

4:32 What else?

4:32 What other ones do you have?

4:33 The the curve one is a classic.

4:35 Amed wears uh the Dior one.

4:38 Salage.

4:38 Yo, you brought it up.

4:42 Dakar Noir.

4:43 I had that.

4:43 Curve.

4:44 I've had this one for quite some time.

4:46 You've had Versace?

4:47 Who the are you?

4:48 It's $140.

4:49 I didn't know that.

4:50 Oh, brother.

4:50 That's nothing.

4:51 That's nothing.

4:52 There is some There's some other ones that will get up there.

4:57 Really?

4:56 Yeah.

4:56 Like I bought one.

4:58 I have a What's that called?

5:03 It's like La Labo or some

5:05 I don't know.

5:06 I don't know.

5:06 I like the smell.

5:06 It smells good.

5:07 But yo, Amed like uses cologne.

5:11 Like he goes after it.

5:12 He goes after we'll go like when we were on tour,

5:14 we would go to a city and he would buy a bottle

5:16 and it would be halfway done by the end of the trip.

5:18 [laughter]

5:19 A three-day trip, by the way.

5:20 Do you guys deodorant your balls?

5:23 Who's up?

5:25 Who's down?

5:26 What?

5:28 No.

5:27 Wait.

5:27 You take your deodorant and you go

5:30 Well, it's a different deodorant.

5:31 Only sometimes.

5:32 Do you do the one that's like the plastic ball and it's a roller?

5:37 No.

5:36 Because it's like then you hold it up

5:37 and it's like you like Microsoft paint under your balls.

5:41 That sounds better.

5:41 I might [laughter] try that.

5:42 Sound pretty cool.

5:43 You have a full separate deodorant stick and you do like your Guccin balls

5:49 sometimes.

5:48 I Why?

5:49 I feel like that's probably

5:51 smell like dog whistle.

5:52 No, but it'll never No, but it'll never smell bad.

5:56 I mean, my I'll I'll be honest.

5:57 Sometimes my bon smells like it got

5:59 dragged by horse through human Good god, lady.

6:04 I mean, that's that's it's a very, you know,

6:07 uh, hot, moist, tightly compact part of the human body.

6:13 It's going to, you know, breed bacteria,

6:17 which is what feeds on your sweat, which is what causes the odor.

6:20 I feel like I'm getting piggybacked on to that.

6:22 That does not happen to me.

6:23 [laughter] Well, with your giant balls,

6:26 you got to look through them and you got to How much you go?

6:29 You go through a stick every time you apply.

6:31 [laughter] Do you do What do you do?

6:34 How do you do it?

6:35 Like, how would you do that logistically?

6:38 Like you just open up and you just get in there.

6:40 Open up.

6:40 Open up.

6:41 What?

6:42 You mean like lift?

6:43 Do you go from the front or you go back door?

6:45 The front.

6:46 So, you like you like get in the stirrups,

6:49 hold your nuts and dick up, and then like

6:52 Sure.

6:52 I it's it's like it's much simpler than that.

6:54 But yeah,

6:55 we're trying to get to explain it.

6:57 Open it up and I get just get in there.

6:58 Stop saying open it up, brother.

7:00 Nothing is closed.

7:01 Nothing requires pull it open.

7:03 Like my pants,

7:04 bro.

7:04 Uh my underwear.

7:05 Wait.

7:05 Oh, wait.

7:06 So, you don't do it naked.

7:07 You do it clothed.

7:10 Yeah, actually.

7:11 Yeah.

7:11 You're talking through and realizing it's stupid, right?

7:14 No, no, no.

7:14 I think it still makes sense.

7:15 You get fully dressed and you go, "Oh, forgot my ball cologne sometimes."

7:18 Or my ball deodorant.

7:20 Yeah, my ball deodorant.

7:21 And then you undo your pants and then what?

7:24 You jam the stick in there pretty much.

7:26 Is it the under the balls?

7:27 Under.

7:27 Yeah.

7:28 Is it the same stick that you use on your underarms?

7:32 No, different stick.

7:32 I'm saying is it the same like making model and stuff like that?

7:35 Oh, yeah.

7:35 Same same thing.

7:36 I don't care.

7:37 Uh, that's crazy.

7:38 I mean, I'm sure they make bald deodorant.

7:41 They do, I think.

7:42 Well, we're not sponsored, but some people do.

7:43 Yeah, for sure.

7:44 [laughter] Smart man.

7:46 Smart man.

7:48 Uh, I've never heard of that ever.

7:49 I've never done that.

7:50 I mean, you you were big on axe.

7:52 I'm sure you like sprayed your b.

7:55 Sprayed my biz?

7:56 Are you kidding me?

7:56 It I I would it would look like when you

7:58 walk into a space station and they have to like

8:02 Yeah, you would spray the hell out of that.

8:03 My pants would be smoking when I would leave my room.

8:06 What is it that when you're young?

8:07 Cuz I feel like I was like doing that too.

8:09 What was I thinking that people were going to get near my penis?

8:11 I'm 12.

8:12 You had to be prepared for any outcome of life.

8:15 Bro, if a girl wanted to get near my penis at 12,

8:17 I'd be scared and go home and cry.

8:19 Yeah.

8:20 Yes.

8:20 But like some of us weren't afraid.

8:24 Oh, talk to me.

8:25 [laughter] MAC DADDY PIMP.

8:30 I'm not saying that I was Mac Daddy pimp.

8:32 You're Mac Daddy Pimp.

8:33 YOU HAVE MY PLAYBOY BUNNY.

8:35 I'm not saying that.

8:35 WELL, I NEEDED MY BALLS TO SMELL GOOD BECAUSE I WAS READY for the action.

8:40 I was ready for whatever curveballs life had thrown at me.

8:43 I was walking out of the house that day.

8:45 They'd be like, "You know what?

8:46 This could be the day that 2004 Carmen Electra

8:50 comes up to me and she's just like hunka hunka.

8:54 You know what?

8:54 I I agree.

8:56 Thank you.

8:56 You would agree, you bald deodorant wearing bastard.

9:00 I just think that preparation for life is not anticipation of something.

9:04 It is just simply preparation.

9:06 I vigorous v vigorously whoop my ass a little bit.

9:11 Big word for Elmo.

9:13 I'm going to come over there and [laughter] cut your head off.

9:14 Yeah.

9:15 Yeah.

9:15 By the way, it's it's Cookie Monster today.

9:17 Or Grover.

9:18 He's full Grover out.

9:20 Elmo the other day.

9:21 Hey,

9:22 talk like Grover.

9:22 [laughter] I don't even know who that is.

9:24 Welcome back to the basement yard.

9:27 Who's Grover?

9:28 I know Grover Cleveland.

9:30 You know him?

9:30 No, I don't know him.

9:31 He's the president.

9:32 I know who he was.

9:33 I didn't know.

9:34 Yeah.

9:34 Oh, that's him.

9:35 That's Grover, baby.

9:37 Super Grover.

9:39 But uh continue.

9:40 You kind of got his build, too.

9:42 All right.

9:43 No, we're not doing this.

9:43 We're not doing that.

9:44 [laughter] We're not doing that.

9:47 If you want to play a game, we're not doing that.

9:49 If you guys want to play the game, we will start playing the game, brother.

9:54 Cubchu, that's for my Pokemon fans.

9:59 [laughter] loser.

10:01 No, I I feel like Yeah, baby.

10:05 That's Joey.

10:06 What about that is made?

10:08 The color really just It's actually kind of cute.

10:10 What is that?

10:10 A bear a severe cold.

10:14 Yes, it's an ice bear.

10:15 Then it evolves into Obama snow.

10:16 Show him that Bottom right picture.

10:19 Obama.

10:19 Obama snow.

10:20 Like abominal abom.

10:22 Yeah.

10:22 Cool.

10:24 Abominal.

10:24 I feel like cologne is no longer as popular as it was

10:27 when like definitely before our generation and and it has continued to die.

10:31 I think that it's popular.

10:32 Like a lot of people wear cologne.

10:34 I've seen like uh Tik Toks of people that are

10:36 like fragrance Tik Tockers and they have hundreds on

10:40 that kid that's just like let me smell this and he smells he's like

10:45 Yeah.

10:44 I'm getting good and great and spice.

10:50 Yeah.

10:50 Yeah.

10:50 Okay.

10:51 Good for him.

10:52 [laughter] Yeah.

10:53 You know what I used to love to do?

10:54 Um when my mom would get a magazine,

10:55 I would they have like the uh sample tabs and you'd rip

10:59 them off and I'd be like I'd be sniffing the out of those.

11:02 Yeah.

11:02 Hell yeah.

11:03 I remember I rub it on my face.

11:04 What's wrong with me?

11:05 Have you Well, there plenty.

11:05 Have you seen those Tik Toks that are

11:08 like people trying the different atomizers on cologn?

11:11 Yes,

11:12 dude.

11:11 It's like, look how good this one sprays.

11:13 There's one that it sprays like it's it feels like just looking at it,

11:18 it's scratching my back.

11:19 Does that make any sense?

11:21 Zero.

11:21 Are you sure?

11:21 [laughter]

11:22 Yeah.

11:22 You sure?

11:23 What do you mean?

11:23 Like just like looking at the speed,

11:25 ferocity, and and just intensity that it sprays,

11:30 it's like, "Oh, that could scratch my back."

11:32 And it feels like it's like, oh yeah.

11:35 Okay.

11:36 I have a different appreciation for that.

11:37 I do like when things are like spraying really well.

11:40 Like when I have a spray bottle, I'm like when you spray like a Windex,

11:45 it's kind of like a it's and you're like, "Okay,

11:47 this is whatever." But sometimes you get a good spray.

11:49 Like I have like an ALLPURPOSE CLEANER.

11:51 IT'S LIKE oo and it's like oh my god, I can clean my whole apartment.

11:55 I love And then I love when it like

11:57 for like one spray it sounds like an 80-year-old smoker.

12:00 It's like you know what [laughter] I'm talking about.

12:07 It's like

12:10 Yeah.

12:09 Yeah.

12:10 LIKE OH MY OH YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

12:12 IT looks like that would scratch my back so

12:14 Wait, is there a bunch of these?

12:15 All right, let's see this one.

12:16 That was That's a ridiculous amount of

12:17 That's impressive.

12:20 Yeah,

12:19 I don't mind that.

12:20 I don't mind that.

12:21 That might be the one that I have to be honest.

12:23 Super That's a good one.

12:25 That's a good spray.

12:26 That's a good one.

12:27 That's a good spray.

12:28 Show us something nice now.

12:29 Yeah.

12:31 Okay.

12:31 It [laughter] stays It stays in the air for a while.

12:33 I I appreciate it.

12:34 It does.

12:35 Oh, that's like a shotgun.

12:36 That's like a shotgun blast to the back of the neck, dude.

12:39 Oh, I hate that.

12:41 That's a 100 out of 10.

12:42 What do you Oh, actually, I like it now.

12:46 No, I don't like that B.

12:47 It's like it's spitting in your face.

12:50 Oh,

12:50 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

12:51 When I see this thing dribble at the end, I'm going to be mad.

12:54 Yeah, it's disgusting.

12:55 There are other ones that are just little.

12:56 That is a giant spray.

12:58 That's so good, dude.

12:59 I feel like that much cologne would really

13:01 you would that was all you would need.

13:03 Yeah, I [laughter] was insane.

13:05 You don't need eight streams coming at you like a hydro pump.

13:10 Yeah, that's my my second Pokemon reference of the day.

13:12 I'm sure there's going to be more now that you said that.

13:14 There absolutely will.

13:16 Um, but let's let's get back.

13:19 Let's get some vintage axe kilo body spray.

13:23 You think we could do that?

13:23 I don't I I never I I barely liked it back then.

13:26 Oh man.

13:27 would spray.

13:28 You know what I would do also?

13:29 I would spray it into my shoes.

13:31 That was I think Yeah, but I'd fill my shoes.

13:34 I mean, that was probably a very normal

13:35 thing to do because our feet probably stunk.

13:38 Do you know, have you ever smelled a mothball?

13:41 I love that smell.

13:42 I kind of like it, too.

13:43 I love Cuz we used to at the end of the summer

13:46 put them in the uh at the cabin and we would

13:49 What are they supposed to do?

13:50 Keep away moths.

13:53 Bingo.

13:53 But people put them in their shoes.

13:55 Maybe for the smell.

13:56 Yeah.

13:57 Yeah.

13:57 They also smell like that thing that they like swing around at church.

14:01 Incense.

14:01 You know what I'm talking about?

14:02 [laughter] The like the like lantern mace that they got going on there.

14:06 But they're like I love that.

14:08 Like incense in church.

14:09 Best part of the church.

14:13 Uh the smell of the church.

14:15 Yeah.

14:15 Yeah.

14:15 I was I was there.

14:16 Um

14:17 Yeah.

14:18 I I love the smell of mothballs.

14:19 My dad used to have mothballs in his shoes.

14:21 When you sprayed your shoes with Axe,

14:23 did you spray it so much where it looked

14:24 like there was a little fog in the shoes?

14:25 Yeah.

14:25 Yeah.

14:25 Of course.

14:26 I mean, that's the whole reason I was the way to do it.

14:28 I would hold it up to the light and be like, "Oh, look how fast I am."

14:30 Is axe spot like I know smoking cuz I ran so fast.

14:33 Like I know like they had like Axe body wash uh and I think deodorant.

14:38 Is is body spray still a thing?

14:42 I'm sure

14:43 if it once was, it probably is.

14:44 The ones that had that twist can

14:46 whether it be the twist can or just like the regular like I'm sure.

14:49 I'm sure it does.

14:50 I mean is is the deodorant that that was there

14:52 was deodorant and and body spray like are those different?

14:55 Yeah, of course.

14:56 Deodor body spray was just for fragrance.

14:58 Deodorant is supposed to be like antipersperent or or you know deodor Yeah.

15:04 And right, you know, anti- odor.

15:07 Yeah.

15:07 Um Yeah.

15:08 I know.

15:08 I've never I never really part taken.

15:11 Do you have any like funny or interesting cologne stories

15:16 from like any time you applied it or anything like that?

15:19 No.

15:19 [laughter] No, not really.

15:22 I mean, I definitely The first time I did it,

15:25 um I had a bottle that didn't have a spray.

15:28 It was like you're supposed to just like kind of dab it

15:31 and I went a little overboard by accident.

15:34 Yeah, I I've I've I've done that before.

15:36 And my hand was just stinking.

15:38 I mean, my dad You've definitely smelled it.

15:41 It's

15:41 smelled your dad.

15:43 Yeah.

15:43 I mean, I've smelled your dad.

15:45 Yeah.

15:45 He had this cologne.

15:46 I forgot.

15:47 uh what's the a gray flannel and

15:50 it was called gray flannel.

15:51 Yeah.

15:52 And he the mixture of that smell cuz he would put

15:55 a lot on him and the combination of his hair gel.

15:58 This guy smelled like a nuclear power plant.

16:03 Yeah.

16:02 Like it was impossible to not smell him coming and going all the time.

16:06 What about um are you a fan of car air fresheners?

16:11 Uh I I mean I like air fresheners.

16:13 I like good air, but I don't like the smell of new car.

16:18 I That's That could That That That smell gets me sick, honestly.

16:23 Really?

16:23 Yeah.

16:23 I don't like it.

16:25 I'm I think it's a hot take.

16:26 I think I don't

16:27 really I don't like I don't I mean, it's not a take.

16:29 I'm not saying it's bad.

16:30 I'm just saying I don't like it.

16:31 I don't love car air fresheners.

16:34 Like I know like everyone loves the black eyes.

16:36 See, that doesn't make sense because like you

16:38 like air like you like air smelling good.

16:41 No, I'd rather air just be like neutral.

16:44 I don't want it to smell bad, but I don't need it to smell like a thing.

16:47 Like eucalyptus smells good,

16:48 but I don't want my apartment or my world to smell like eucalyptus.

16:52 Oh, like eucalyptus and mint.

16:54 That combination could bend me over and just spitting it if it wants to.

17:01 Yeah.

17:02 In a steam room maybe.

17:03 But like if you're in your apartment, your whole apartment smells like that.

17:06 I'd be like, "This is so intense." That's that's so interesting

17:08 that you say that because I feel like well first of all once

17:11 you're in it your body gets used to it and it doesn't

17:14 smell like that unless you were like walk out and walk back in.

17:16 I feel like you can always feel eucalyptus like in your sinuses.

17:20 Uh like mint like mint mint is sharp.

17:23 Mint burns the sinuses 100%.

17:27 Yeah.

17:27 Yeah, it does.

17:27 It'll get you.

17:28 Do you know the the square ones, the gel ones that people attach to their Yeah.

17:32 Yeah.

17:32 The Fbreze ones.

17:33 Those I hate.

17:34 Why?

17:34 I after if you're driving too long after a while

17:37 the smell like it starts to hurt almost if that makes sense.

17:40 I don't like them because of how quick they go if that makes any sense.

17:44 Like I want like give me an air freshener that lasts months.

17:47 Like those ones that you put in like the air vent.

17:50 I put them on the lowest setting and they're still gone in two weeks.

17:54 I also just don't think that looks nice.

17:57 Oh, you're a big aesthetic guy.

17:59 Not really.

18:00 like, you know, but I just when I get into someone's car,

18:04 I would rather it not smell like anything.

18:06 Like that would be like my ideal.

18:08 Yeah.

18:08 But that's not the experience that most people have.

18:11 Like a car, if you think about it,

18:14 it's a confined space that doesn't have a lot of air

18:18 flow unless you're driving with the windows down all the time.

18:20 I mean, I would assume I I would say

18:21 that most of my car experience is pretty neutral.

18:26 Like, it's rare that I get in a car and I'm like,

18:28 "What the fuck?" But [snorts] there's other times I'll get in a car

18:30 and I will clearly smell the freshener and I'm like, "All right,

18:34 really?" That's Yeah.

18:35 I'm just not I don't know why.

18:37 That's That is a strange like And so you

18:39 don't do like air fresheners at the at the apartment?

18:41 Like you don't do like spray or

18:44 um if if Well, when we clean there's like

18:49 that smell from like sprays or stuff like that.

18:52 Yeah.

18:52 I'm not saying that.

18:53 I'm saying like

18:53 I'm more of like a candle person.

18:54 Like I I'll light a candle.

18:56 I mean, but that that does the exact same thing in just a different way.

18:59 I I agree.

19:00 I just think that they're different because the the sprays and stuff

19:06 are like have more of a it's it's more of a hurt.

19:10 It's more of like a sharpness.

19:12 It's more of like like it's the the scent is attacking

19:16 you compared to just like lingering like a like a candle.

19:19 Yeah.

19:20 I also if there's a candle on in my apartment

19:22 and I walk in, like obviously if you're in the apartment,

19:25 you don't really smell it cuz you're like kind of

19:28 uh adjusting to it being in the air.

19:30 But when I first walk into my apartment and I could I smell a candle,

19:35 I don't really enjoy that.

19:37 Like I I will enjoy it when I start to adjust to it and it's not as intense,

19:41 but when I first walk in, it's like I smell Christmas cookie.

19:44 Like this is crazy.

19:45 But food, however, that I'm very into.

19:49 Well, be I think because you know that you can control

19:53 the scent in the air through the candle compared to the food.

19:56 Like that the food is a little more temporary like like you

19:59 have to like cook it again in order to get that scent back.

20:01 I think I just like the smell of food.

20:03 Yeah, duh.

20:04 I mean, I like smells across the board.

20:07 Farts.

20:07 Okay, gotcha.

20:09 But I hate farts as an entity,

20:11 so I hate what comes with them, which is the shitty smell as an entity.

20:15 Yeah.

20:15 Right after.

20:16 So, like on garbage day where we're cleaning, right after I put out the garbage,

20:19 I'll open up my front door and my back door at the same time,

20:23 create a wind vortex, get all the smell out, and then I'll clean it.

20:26 Bro, I came home one day.

20:28 Thank you so much for bringing that up.

20:31 I came home one day, and it was not long ago, the dead of winter.

20:36 It's like maybe 20 degrees outside,

20:39 and the back door is open, several windows are open.

20:44 And I go to Becca.

20:44 I'm like, "What are you doing?" She's like,

20:47 "I'm burping the house." I'm like, "What?" You probably hated that terminology,

20:53 dude.

20:53 I I was like disgusted by your own home now.

20:57 I mean, I I mean, I hate the word burp.

20:59 It is a shitty word.

21:00 Burping is worse than burp.

21:02 But I was just like I was like, "What?" And she's like,

21:05 "I saw a thing that like there's stale air in your house

21:08 and you need to burp it in order to get And you know,

21:11 every time she said burp, I cringed."

21:13 Yeah.

21:13 And I was just like,

21:15 I [laughter] love that Tik Tok can really send her down a path.

21:19 Yeah, she went fully down.

21:20 Like that's not the first time that's happened.

21:22 I love her to death,

21:23 but she is like very susceptible to those like

21:25 [laughter] Tik Tok trends, but like Yeah, she was like I saw a Tik Tok and they

21:29 said you have to burp your house once every couple weeks.

21:31 That is a real thing, though.

21:33 Not Not that you have to burp your house.

21:35 I've never heard that term, but like

21:37 I mean, if you have a working ventilation system, doesn't that do that?

21:42 I I don't know.

21:44 I mean, if you have like um what's that called?

21:49 Central central air.

21:50 I don't I think that's like more of like an AC unit that's kind of distributed.

21:54 It's not necessarily like bringing air from the outside.

21:56 I'm sure there is air like

21:58 I mean I think I think that is exactly what it does.

22:01 Like cuz when you have central air, which we have now,

22:05 there's a big vent on the outside with a fan,

22:07 but that's where the air is coming in.

22:09 Yeah.

22:09 So it's fresh air coming in

22:11 when it's on.

22:13 Yeah, but what?

22:14 You think your house just doesn't breathe?

22:16 No, it does.

22:17 But it's like you think it's just like

22:19 I mean in the winter everything's kind of like closed.

22:23 No, dude.

22:24 There's also other ways like you have everything sealed.

22:28 I I don't

22:29 No, I mean I'm sure there's like some seepage,

22:31 but you got to if you want to like reset like let's get some fresh air in this

22:35 He hated seepage.

22:37 It's just tough.

22:38 You don't like seepage?

22:38 So I've accidentally been burping my house.

22:41 I think that's the thing.

22:42 I mean, I I do like like Becca will do that during the spring and the summer

22:45 where she'll open the front and the back door

22:47 and you get a vortex and it's a beautiful

22:49 Sometimes if [clears throat] I'm not careful, my paper towels will fall over.

22:52 Oh, we didn't.

22:52 Thanks for adding that.

22:53 Why do we need that?

22:55 [laughter]

23:00 Show like that happens though.

23:01 Like all the doors in my apartment when one of the windows open slam.

23:06 Yeah.

23:06 Does that happen to you?

23:07 Yes, that happens.

23:07 One window could be open.

23:08 I STEP OUTSIDE, BANG.

23:09 I'm like, "Yo." [laughter] And it will scare the out of me.

23:13 I'm thinking Nicole's slamming doors.

23:15 I'm like, "WHAT?" [laughter] Windows open.

23:19 She goes to the bathroom and slams.

23:20 I'M LIKE, "WHAT NOW?" [laughter] YEAH.

23:24 I think that one of the kids like closed

23:26 the door on their hand or some like that.

23:28 Yeah.

23:28 It's terrifying.

23:30 Yeah.

23:30 But I I get what she was trying to do,

23:32 but I think that like in her calling it burping,

23:35 I was just like, I'm not I'm not allowing this.

23:37 So I was like, "Shut the doors." I'm not burping.

23:41 Believe us our stale air.

23:42 Apparently it is a thing like with like really really big like expensive houses.

23:48 They get like pressurized like a plane.

23:52 Yeah.

23:52 like if they have like because we know our contractor

23:56 we were talking with like I like joked with him

23:57 about it and he's like there are some like multi-million

24:01 dollar estates that like they have such a wellfunctioning like

24:07 uh air like ventilation system and like all their windows

24:11 are like super new and sealed and high-end and like

24:14 the doors and blah blah blah that like that's a real

24:16 thing that like there will be a sense of pressure.

24:20 So, like that's why like sometimes you'll like open a door and it'll go like

24:25 like a like a Coke can.

24:27 That is crazy.

24:28 Yeah.

24:28 But I mean burping it is stupid.

24:33 Yeah.

24:33 So, I was just like,

24:33 you want to go in the back of the house and pat the back of the house?

24:37 Oh god.

24:38 No.

24:39 Um, also you mentioned plane.

24:41 I was like wondering this for you guys,

24:43 but I'm going create a hypothetical situation for you.

24:45 If you are in a city, you're not home.

24:48 just want to be we are flying in a couple days.

24:50 So please be very cognizant of that anxiety.

24:53 It's not that.

24:53 Okay.

24:54 Um so let's just say that we're in like

24:57 Denver which is like what four hours away?

24:59 Let's just call it whatever is exactly four hours away.

25:02 And then you're on the plane on the way home and they

25:06 come on the thing and they're like we need someone to get off.

25:09 We're offering this much.

25:11 What's your cut off?

25:13 And there's nothing that you need to be home for.

25:15 Cut off like minimum.

25:16 No.

25:16 like yo like what is an amount that you're like I'm getting

25:19 off this plane taking that money and you get on a later

25:21 flight like that day and the I'll say this the flight that you're

25:24 going to get on is like five hours from where like now

25:30 so you there's a five hour wait

25:32 and then it's the the normal like like uh duration

25:37 of the flight it's not like it's like a connecting flight

25:40 no no it's a it's a direct flight

25:41 it's the same flight just five hours later

25:44 question what was I doing in See, come on, man.

25:48 Why does that matter?

25:49 Because I'm planning that I would take half of what my trip was.

25:55 I It's up to you.

25:56 I don't know.

25:57 How much was the flight?

25:59 Because that's a big part of it, too.

26:01 Like, is it going to be more expensive than what I is

26:03 it going to be more money than what I paid for the flight?

26:05 Like, am I walking out I mean, you're paying for the flight regardless.

26:10 Yeah.

26:10 But if I pay say the round trip, hypothetically.

26:14 Yeah.

26:14 Not that this happens much anymore, but say the round trip is like 500 bucks,

26:19 okay?

26:18 And they're saying, "We'll offer you 600 bucks." I'm in the green there.

26:22 So, like, if anything, like I made money on the trip.

26:25 So, let's let's say it was let's say it was 500 bucks.

26:30 I think I'd do 1.5 times.

26:32 I'd be fine with 750.

26:34 And you would get off and be like, "I'll wait."

26:37 Yeah.

26:37 If I have no reason to get home,

26:39 if there's no and and I'm just getting and I'm going to be walking away up.

26:43 I think 1.5 times whatever you paid for it is fine at five hours.

26:48 You start adding more time on there,

26:51 then we're talking more money.

26:53 You never take the first offer.

26:55 It's not the first offer.

26:56 It's like they offer.

26:57 I gave what I thought was a reasonable amount.

26:59 Like there's like an amount that they'll say and you're like, "Fuck that.

27:01 I'm taking that." I like the math.

27:04 I like 1.5 times the flight.

27:08 I'd think a flat thousand.

27:11 A flat flat thou wow.

27:13 Yeah, thou wow.

27:14 So you're So you're telling me that if your trip is over

27:17 if the flight is over $1,000 and they offer you a thousand,

27:20 you're good with that.

27:24 I see.

27:24 Because then the math goes away.

27:26 Yes.

27:26 Profit a thousand.

27:28 Profit a,000 is crazy.

27:30 There's almost no way.

27:31 Yeah.

27:32 There's no way.

27:32 If you're going to like Japan where it's like a $1,200 ticket,

27:36 they're not going to be like, "We'll offer you $2,200, brother." Yeah.

27:39 Depends how desperate they are.

27:40 I guess

27:41 I mean

27:42 I mean if anything

27:43 they will ground that plane before they give you $2,200.

27:46 I'm not planning to get that.

27:47 It infuriates me that that happens because like I'm sure there's a business

27:51 reason to it and big airplane will come on here and tell us.

27:54 I think it's more about weight like when the when

27:57 But why do they why they should book one person per seat?

28:02 No, what I'm talking about is it's about weight of like uh cargo.

28:06 Like if if all of our luggage is just more

28:09 than whatever because you know you could pay like when

28:12 you when you go especially on a bigger flight where

28:14 you uh by the way this is based in nothing.

28:18 Uh

28:19 just like 90% of what we talk about

28:21 when you bring your luggage and it's like

28:22 it has to be like under a certain amount.

28:24 I think you pay a fee if it's above that.

28:26 So if enough people are doing that and it's like oh well it's a full flight

28:29 and the luggage like the plane is too heavy

28:31 plus the fuel like we just need some people off.

28:35 So you're telling me that like the reason

28:37 that you pay an extra $50 if it's over 50

28:40 pounds luggage is because in theory enough people will

28:44 do that to justify pulling one person off that plane.

28:46 I think it's to avoid like the reason why you pay a fee

28:48 there is so you avoid people just bringing like hundreds of pounds of luggage.

28:53 Yeah.

28:53 But then but in but also in theory if five people bring

28:58 a 100 50 extra pounds it comes out to 250 extra pounds right

29:03 the amount that it would cost could be the amount that a ticket would be.

29:08 Sure.

29:08 Maybe that's part of it too.

29:10 I mean like there has to be a limit

29:12 but I think it's between that and they also overbook flights.

29:14 I don't know how that's possible.

29:15 I I hate that I'm knock on wood that has yet to happen to me

29:21 to be over booked to be over booked where it's just like oh sorry it's likem

29:26 what I I booked like I will go full Karen in that situation

29:30 well I don't think they kick you off the plane you ask people to get

29:35 off yeah but that's someone else over they

29:37 overbook so someone else that also booked is

29:41 yeah like that happened to me and Danny

29:43 what happened

29:44 they over booked and we just didn't have seats.

29:45 Like we got there, we didn't have seats on the plane.

29:48 Well, if you if you do that, so if you book, there's like different um classes.

29:53 Classes, I guess.

29:54 But like Yeah.

29:55 It's like main and then main plus or I don't know,

29:57 some like that where it's like one of them is a little cheaper

29:59 and you don't have a seat until you show up to the gate.

30:01 So that's the risk that you run.

30:02 Yeah.

30:03 Well, I'm never making that mistake again, right?

30:05 That's never happened to me.

30:06 And I've flown like uh main cabin or standard whatever whatever it is several.

30:12 They offered us money though.

30:13 But you but you have a seat.

30:15 You've booked and like got to the But why can I But why does that happen

30:20 where like then they go you don't have a seat

30:24 because because that does happen that does happen.

30:26 Is it like just part of the risky run?

30:27 You get a discount.

30:28 I think it's pro I mean I'm again I'm sure someone that works for the FAA

30:32 is going to be in the comments just be like let me tell you

30:35 it's probably more common than

30:38 it pro it [laughter] probably has it probably has to do

30:40 with like the inherent risk of someone backing out or not showing up.

30:44 So like

30:46 probably

30:45 it's probably like on average 1.8 people just don't show up for their flight.

30:50 So they'll book three extra to like just

30:52 take that risk and it ends up if anything

30:55 making them more money because they're booking it

30:58 and then they can just throw them on another flight.

31:00 Can you look that up?

31:01 How why are they over

31:02 I am it's it's pretty much what you're saying.

31:05 It's just a practice that started in the 50s

31:07 and it's just them compensating for people who cancel flights.

31:11 It's insane that like they can't eat one seat

31:16 like whatever that would cost like a I I

31:18 especially then how much was a ticket in 1950?

31:22 Oh my god.

31:22 Look up what a roundtrip ticket to Boca Raton, Florida is.

31:27 Don't ask me why that's where now in in 1950.

31:31 Oh, is that or like the average ticket price in 1950

31:34 and the average ticket price now because we know it's ridiculous.

31:38 But back then it was also a different flying experience.

31:41 It was just like you could fly for 30 bucks.

31:43 A roundtrip ticket in the 50s from New York to Florida was 75 bucks.

31:49 Crazy.

31:49 But also, you're sitting next to someone who's ripping darts, dude.

31:53 [laughter] I'm talking like you are getting hotboxed with tobacco

31:57 and you're in a suit.

32:00 Yeah.

32:00 Did you see that there was I don't know if

32:02 it was an air I think it was an airport.

32:03 I think it was the Tampa airport banned pajamas.

32:07 Yo, I'm kind of into that.

32:10 What?

32:10 I I think

32:11 I mean I'm not showing up with the Cookie Monster pajamas and Spongebob slides.

32:17 Well, people are.

32:18 That sucks.

32:19 But like, where are we cutting off pajamas?

32:21 Like, I show up in basketball shorts and slides sometimes to some flights.

32:29 Yeah, I think I Yeah, I think that's okay.

32:31 I just don't think like pajama pants and like fuzzy slippers is like Yeah.

32:36 Like you're in pub.

32:37 I mean, that's not even just for the airport.

32:38 or I think anywhere like outside.

32:40 I mean, I personally wouldn't wear that.

32:42 I mean, that was like a meme that was

32:43 born in our age bracket for people in high school.

32:47 Like, everyone remembers the kids that would show up.

32:50 It was mostly girls that would show up to high school in the Spongebob pajamas.

32:54 And

32:55 yeah,

32:55 you know,

32:56 I I have a clarification here of what for the price ticket of the 50s.

33:02 Okay.

33:01 It's equivalent to 1,000 to,200 today.

33:04 It was technically more expensive than uh back then.

33:07 40% more expensive because of just how difficult it was for planes to fly.

33:12 Oh, so inflation.

33:13 So when they take inflation [clears throat] into account, it was Oh, wow.

33:15 That's pretty interesting.

33:15 It was actually more expensive back then because planes weren't as efficient.

33:19 Wow.

33:20 Ratio wise.

33:20 Yeah.

33:20 Because people were making less planes, too.

33:24 Yeah.

33:23 Less planes, less flights, you know.

33:25 I'm sure they were also less technologically advanced.

33:31 Yeah.

33:30 I If Let me ask you a serious question.

33:33 Mhm.

33:34 If someone were to like do if we were to get a brand deal with like Delta Mhm.

33:40 and they were like, "We want to fly you somewhere and you make content,

33:44 but you're flying on our vintage 1950s plane.

33:48 You doing it?" No.

33:50 Me neither.

33:51 No shot.

33:52 I thought you were going to make it something easy like get in the cockpit.

33:55 I'm like, I'm dying to be in a cockpit.

33:56 Oh, yeah.

33:56 That would be cool to see a cockpit.

33:57 I'm waiting for a pilot to recognize us.

34:01 Yeah.

34:01 like, "Give me my wing." Oh, my sister was on a plane.

34:04 They went to the Bahamas and the kids got little wings.

34:06 I was like, I didn't even know they did that anymore.

34:08 I I got um one of the like air attendants, what are they called?

34:14 Flight attendants.

34:14 Yeah, that's one of the flight attendants recognized

34:17 me and gave me a bag of candy

34:19 with like a little like United pin on it and it's like the United logo and like

34:25 a bag of candy.

34:27 Yeah.

34:27 Were you with your children?

34:29 Solo.

34:29 Dooo, baby.

34:30 Wow.

34:31 by my sizzy.

34:33 That's nice.

34:34 Yeah.

34:34 But oh man, if a pilot was just like, "You want to go check out the

34:39 dude, I love the show.

34:39 We listen to it when we're flying." First of all,

34:41 I wouldn't That actually would make me feel worse.

34:43 I mean, they're not even doing anything.

34:46 Somehow it would still make me feel not good.

34:50 Imagine they're flying the plane and then they just

34:51 hear my roar and they're just like, "Fuck." [laughter]

34:54 Well, they're not flying the plane.

34:56 I know.

34:58 I would like to go in there and just like

35:00 keep my hands in my pocket and just go, "Whoa."

35:03 I'd get in a seat, put the hat on.

35:06 Really?

35:06 Yeah.

35:06 Hell yeah.

35:07 I don't think you could take pictures in there.

35:08 Can you?

35:09 Probably not.

35:10 Did someone get in trouble for this?

35:13 Was it Charlie Sheen?

35:14 I was going to say, was it Katy Perry?

35:16 It was

35:16 No, it was Charlie Sheen.

35:17 Katy Perry has been randomly getting in trouble for stuff lately.

35:20 So,

35:20 he was like hammered and like high off Coke and they let him in the cockpit.

35:23 Well, hold on.

35:25 What?

35:25 The first two parts were probably why he got in trouble.

35:28 No, no, he got in trouble bec well the pilot

35:30 got in trouble because they let him and he he took

35:34 So here's the story with Charlie Sheen is that he was

35:36 like high on coke and like drunk or something like that.

35:38 He was on the plane.

35:38 They recognized him and then they let him in the cockpit and they

35:41 put him in the seat and then they took the autopilot off.

35:47 So now Charlie Sheen is driving the plane and he goes and I took

35:50 the wheel and I just went like this and the plane moved a little bit

35:54 and the pilot was like fire got in a lot of trouble for that.

35:58 Yeah, absolutely.

35:59 I mean wasn't there also the story of him

36:01 on a private jet where he was just like how much

36:03 do I have to pay in damages to smoke cigarettes

36:05 and they were like $10,000 and he was just ripping sick.

36:08 He's

36:08 like I'll do it.

36:09 I'm Charlie Sheen.

36:09 I think Tom Cigar told that story and crazy.

36:12 I I can't name a celebrity that this is this is dual-ended double-sided.

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40:44 Back to it.

40:45 I thought you came up with Don't Get Angry, Get Angry Orchard.

40:50 I mean, I did.

40:53 I thought it was going to be like that like

40:54 Romeo on Tik Tok moment where it's like Dr.

40:57 Peppa, baby, it's good and nice.

41:02 I really did try to open that.

41:03 Um, and you really I could see the dent from here.

41:07 Well, you're supposed to use a bottle opener.

41:11 Well, there are B there are people that use

41:13 their eyes and like that, which is crazy.

41:15 Yeah, but they're, you know.

41:17 Yeah, crazy.

41:18 Um, I was going to ask a double-ended question,

41:23 right?

41:22 Let's imagine everyone has the same exact training.

41:27 The training is not like they're the best in the world,

41:30 but they are adequately trained to fly a plane.

41:34 Mhm.

41:36 Name a person, a celebrity, an athlete, whatever,

41:40 that you would be the most confident in landing that plane and then the inverse,

41:44 the least confident in landing that

41:46 you just said we're all have the same training.

41:48 Yeah.

41:48 But I mean, you still have to take into account who the individual is.

41:51 Like for instance, I would really trust Definitely not you.

41:59 Are you kidding me?

42:00 You'd be hammered.

42:03 Me?

42:02 Yeah.

42:03 I would really trust.

42:06 Who would I trust to land this plane?

42:09 Matt Damon.

42:10 That's a great pick.

42:12 That's a really good pick.

42:13 Didn't he go to Harvard?

42:15 Might have.

42:17 Denzel Washington.

42:18 That's a good one, too.

42:19 He landed he he inverted.

42:21 He landed that plane drunk, didn't he?

42:23 In that movie,

42:24 Tom Hanks.

42:24 Tom I was thinking Tom Hanks, but I was trying to come up with someone new.

42:28 Is that a boat or a plane?

42:29 No, he did both.

42:30 That was Captain Sully Sullenberg.

42:32 Oh, yeah.

42:33 His name was Yeah.

42:34 Yeah.

42:34 Yeah.

42:34 Uh or maybe I would just choose a pilot.

42:37 Yeah.

42:37 But like I'm I'm That's not what the question is,

42:39 right?

42:39 Samuel Jackson dealt with snakes on a plane.

42:42 He did deal with snakes on a plane.

42:44 I'm thinking though, like who is responsible enough to be like

42:47 an awesome plane lander like gives off responsible too.

42:54 Devided Diggs.

42:54 You know who Devid Diggs is?

42:58 No.

42:56 From Hamilton.

42:58 Oh yeah.

42:59 He He would be I feel like he would be good at landing a plane.

43:02 How did you He just looks like he's just got his life together.

43:06 Idris Elba.

43:07 That's a good one.

43:09 That's what I'm talking about.

43:12 Yeah.

43:11 And I think Bill Bird is a pilot.

43:15 Yeah.

43:15 He flies helicopters.

43:16 I think

43:16 I would better than

43:18 He said we all have the same training.

43:20 Oh yeah.

43:21 I'm It doesn't matter the helicopter or plane or anything.

43:24 Everyone has the same.

43:25 I would also I would put Bill Burr on my I'm a little worried here.

43:29 Why?

43:29 Because I can see him like just being pissed about something like

43:32 he's flying to like Buffalo and he's just like, "Fuck this place."

43:37 Yeah.

43:37 [laughter]

43:38 You know what I mean?

43:40 Uh, so who's who's the least?

43:42 Well, Charlie Sheen's up there.

43:44 And and I'm talking 2006 Charlie Sheen.

43:47 I'm not talking 19, you know, 2026.

43:49 I put my dad up there just because I've been in the car

43:52 with him a lot and I know that he likes to do everything except drive.

43:58 Yeah.

43:58 You don't like your dad as a driver?

44:00 He's a good driver.

44:01 We've never been in an accident.

44:02 Or at least I've never been in an accident with him.

44:04 But he he does do everything but drive.

44:07 Like he like looks for stuff.

44:09 He talks.

44:09 He's back.

44:10 [laughter] He's checking for whatever.

44:11 And I'm like just really, you know what I mean?

44:14 Yeah.

44:15 I would not trust.

44:18 Man, this is a tough one.

44:21 I would say either of the Paul brothers.

44:24 Why?

44:25 I don't know.

44:26 McGregor.

44:28 Yeah.

44:28 Well, that's a good answer.

44:30 I don't think I trust

44:31 Conor McGregor.

44:31 I'm not.

44:32 No way.

44:33 Reasons to not trust him in any capacity.

44:36 Still applies.

44:37 [laughter]

44:38 Uh oh, I would trust Morgan Freeman a lot.

44:42 He's getting up there.

44:42 He's getting up there.

44:43 Yeah, he's getting up there, but he still has it, you know.

44:45 Yeah, but I know.

44:46 But like, you know, bad turbulence.

44:48 Look at how old he is.

44:49 I wouldn't trust like Pacino.

44:52 No, no, he's dead.

44:54 He's getting there.

44:55 Oh, okay.

44:56 Yeah.

44:56 Like he's like I was like, "Do you know something I know?"

44:59 No, no, no.

44:59 Like he's, you know, he's knocking.

45:04 Yeah.

45:03 Morgan Freeman is 88.

45:05 That's wild.

45:05 He was born in 1937.

45:08 That's crazy, dude.

45:09 He's not that much younger than my grandmother.

45:12 You know what's crazy?

45:13 I heard recently.

45:14 Who's dead?

45:15 Dad.

45:16 You know.

45:17 Yeah.

45:17 She's gone.

45:18 Yeah.

45:18 Like filthy.

45:19 Like gone.

45:21 Filthy is crazy.

45:22 He She hasn't seen his last like 10 movies, though.

45:25 Oh, who?

45:25 Morgan Freeman's.

45:26 Yeah, I think Morgan Freeman has probably done

45:28 more than 10 movies since your grandmother died.

45:30 Since 2012, you think?

45:33 Let's pull up the filmography, babe.

45:35 No one cares that much.

45:36 All right.

45:36 When it was Bruce Almighty, that's all that matters.

45:38 Uh, that was in 2005, I believe.

45:40 So, she saw that one.

45:42 I mean, everyone saw Bruce Almighty.

45:44 That was a great movie.

45:45 True.

45:45 Uh, oh, what I was trying to say is I saw like a thing that was

45:49 just like Samuel Jackson didn't like get his breakout

45:53 role until he was like in his 40s.

45:55 I'm like, how old is Samuel Jackson?

45:57 He's old, right?

45:58 He's he's I mean, he's in his 70s, I believe, bro.

46:01 He also has one of the most impressive filmographies.

46:07 Samuel Jackson.

46:08 Yeah, he does.

46:10 He's like in all the Quinton Tarantino movies.

46:12 Those alone,

46:13 those are good.

46:15 77.

46:17 Wow.

46:16 It's a real shame that he's a weird

46:19 Oh, he's like doubling down on how weird he is.

46:22 He's just like a weird But the movies are good, but he's a weird

46:26 Jackson or Tino?

46:29 Tino.

46:29 Oh, yeah.

46:29 He's weird.

46:30 Oh, yeah.

46:30 Samuel Jackson.

46:31 Not [clears throat] only do I not think he's weird,

46:33 I wouldn't call him weird because he'd come here and beat the brakes off me.

46:36 He's like a a good dude.

46:37 I think he's like a philanthropist also.

46:39 Yeah.

46:40 I I think he was one of the pawbears

46:42 at uh MLK's uh like Martin Luther King Jr.'s funeral.

46:49 What?

46:49 I think so.

46:51 How he's 77, dude.

46:55 That's insane.

46:56 That was 60.

46:58 Can we fact check any of this?

47:00 I'm trying.

47:01 This seems like an intense uh

47:03 was Samuel L.

47:04 Jackson.

47:04 I And maybe I'm mixing him up with somebody else, but I

47:08 He was an usher at

47:10 Okay.

47:10 his funeral.

47:10 He was He was an usher at his funeral.

47:12 So, yeah,

47:13 that's still like that's a Yeah, shows you how recent all that stuff was.

47:17 Pull up Samuel Jackson's filmography on the screen here.

47:20 Well, all right.

47:20 Name I mean, of course, all the Avengers movies.

47:22 I can go on forever.

47:24 Oh, wow.

47:25 Yeah.

47:25 I also lowkey the Kingsman movies.

47:27 I like them.

47:28 Uh he was only in the first one.

47:30 He You know what movie he was shady in that people forget?

47:33 Jurassic Park.

47:34 That's right.

47:34 He was on Jurassic Park.

47:36 Yep.

47:36 Django.

47:38 Pulp Fiction.

47:38 Oh my god.

47:39 Django's such a crazy

47:42 Unbreakable.

47:42 I forgot about Unbreakable.

47:44 Mr.

47:45 Glass.

47:46 They call him Mr.

47:47 Glass.

47:48 The Kingsman movies.

47:49 Jackie Brown.

47:51 Good Fellas.

47:52 Oh my god.

47:54 He had like a brief cameo.

47:56 But still, like look at these movies that he's in.

47:58 He was in that.

47:59 Die Hard, right?

48:00 Die Hard.

48:01 He was in Die Hard.

48:02 No.

48:03 No.

48:03 That's Die Hard with a Vengeance.

48:04 That's not Oh, yeah.

48:06 Yeah.

48:06 Deep Blue Sea.

48:07 Wait, he was in Coming to America.

48:09 Love Deep Blue Sea, dude.

48:11 Deep Blue Sea.

48:12 So good.

48:12 Is so good.

48:15 Really?

48:15 But it's so bad, too.

48:16 Well, that's why.

48:17 Yeah.

48:17 Isn't like Michael Rapaort like a scientist in that or something?

48:20 Oh, cool.

48:21 Jay's a chef.

48:22 It's great.

48:23 Yeah.

48:24 He saves his bird.

48:25 That's right.

48:26 I remember that.

48:26 Oh my god.

48:27 Yo, that movie is so sick.

48:28 Triple X.

48:29 Bro, I loved that movie.

48:31 I was Oh my god.

48:32 I don't think I ever saw that one.

48:34 Bills, he's Frozone.

48:36 He is Frozone.

48:37 A lot of pe

48:38 He's in Kong Skull Island.

48:39 I don't even know if I saw that.

48:40 That was a good one.

48:40 I like

48:41 SWAT.

48:42 Lowkey good movie.

48:43 I don't remember that being good.

48:44 The Sum of All Fears.

48:45 That was good.

48:48 He's in.

48:49 Wait, S of All Fears.

48:49 That's not him.

48:50 That's He's in the Garfield movie.

48:52 The new one.

48:53 Yeah, he plays Garfield's dad.

48:56 It's like Chris Pratt is Garfield and his father's Samuel Jackson.

48:59 [laughter] Damn, dude.

49:01 Look how many movies he's done.

49:03 Yeah, that's right.

49:03 He's Mace Window.

49:06 Yeah, Purple Lightsaber, dude.

49:07 So sick.

49:08 Yeah, I know.

49:09 Coach Carter.

49:09 You remember Coach Carter?

49:11 Wow,

49:11 dude.

49:11 What a movie.

49:12 That movie is lowkey incredible.

49:14 I think I saw an interview recently that said that he got mad

49:16 at the cast because there there's like a party scene in that movie

49:19 and they were actually like drinking and having a party and he was

49:23 like upset with them because they weren't taking it serious, which I get it.

49:27 Look at that.

49:27 The films in which he has appeared

49:29 have collectively grossed more than 27 billion worldwide.

49:32 And he's still not the in like the highest grossing.

49:36 No, he's not anymore.

49:37 Making him the highest grossing actor.

49:39 I saw I saw someone else.

49:42 Who?

49:42 I'm going to have you guys guess.

49:43 I know who it is.

49:44 You know who it is.

49:46 Yeah.

49:45 It's an actress if that I mean it's a Tris.

49:47 It's a Tris if that narrows it down.

49:50 But don't say older.

49:51 Don't say it.

49:52 Is she older than Samuel or like around that age?

49:57 No.

49:57 No.

49:57 So, she's young.

49:58 Fairly young.

50:00 Yes.

49:59 Well, fairly young.

50:01 Definitely young.

50:02 Yeah.

50:02 Yeah.

50:02 But I'm saying like not Zenaia age, right?

50:05 Yeah.

50:05 Yeah.

50:05 Yeah.

50:05 I figured she was like probably got to be at least 40 or something like that.

50:09 Okay.

50:09 Okay.

50:12 Um, bro, I don't

50:14 think of the biggest movies of all time.

50:16 Just start naming them.

50:17 Start naming them.

50:18 Scarlett Johansson.

50:20 Okay.

50:20 Margot Robbie.

50:21 Definitely not.

50:22 Yeah.

50:22 I mean, yeah,

50:24 I swung with Barbie there.

50:25 the the answer is gonna blow your mind.

50:27 It's like someone I would not expect.

50:29 Yes.

50:29 But like once you like are like, "Oh, oh yeah." Like

50:32 Jennifer Lawrence.

50:35 No.

50:35 Not as mainstream.

50:36 Like I I mean that's that sounds disrespectful.

50:38 I don't

50:39 um Thurman.

50:40 No, but you're going on the right track a little bit.

50:44 Carrie Washington.

50:45 That's not it.

50:46 No, but you're also kind of going in the right track.

50:48 Halle B.

50:49 No.

50:50 No.

50:50 You know, like Avatar, Marvel.

50:53 Oh,

50:54 really?

50:54 Zoe Sana.

50:55 Yeah, dude.

50:57 Yeah, bro.

50:58 What?

50:59 The Avatar.

50:59 Oh, I guess she's in what's it called?

51:01 She's in the Avengers.

51:04 Yep.

51:03 She's in the Avatar movies.

51:04 I think those alone in Zoe Sana.

51:08 [snorts]

51:09 She was in Wasn't she in uh that road trip movie that she was in?

51:14 Huh?

51:14 She was in like a road trip movie with like Britney Spears, wasn't she?

51:18 What the Guardians.

51:22 WHOA.

51:22 WHOA.

51:23 THAT MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE.

51:24 She's officially right there.

51:25 Right there.

51:26 Right there.

51:27 Where?

51:27 On the right.

51:29 This.

51:30 Yes.

51:30 Yeah.

51:30 I I saw reports that she is.

51:32 This says that she is has taken over the worlds with 15.4.

51:37 Well, this this isn't What are we doing here?

51:40 I've se we're seeing conflicting reports here.

51:42 Maybe this is a domestic.

51:45 I thought I saw worldwide.

51:47 No, they're even talking about how

51:48 now stands at he's third.

51:53 So whatever I guess that Google AI that you were using, Gemini lied to you.

51:58 AI is inaccurate all time.

52:01 [laughter] Um but yeah, dude, like Zoe Salana has the Avatar movie.

52:09 Yeah, there's there's an enya over the N.

52:12 Um um type in her filmography.

52:14 I want to see what she's in.

52:16 I mean, hold on.

52:17 She's in the Guardians movies, the Avengers movies.

52:20 She's in the Avatar movies.

52:22 You ever see the losers?

52:23 I think she's in the Losers.

52:24 Oh, Perez.

52:25 Ameilia Perez.

52:25 You won the Oscar for that.

52:26 Pirates of the Caribbean.

52:28 Yeah, that's right.

52:29 Oh, She was in that, too.

52:31 Stars movie.

52:32 That's what you're thinking of.

52:33 Crossroads.

52:33 Yeah.

52:34 How the did you think of a 2002 movie that no one knows?

52:37 Frank, [laughter]

52:39 the Losers.

52:39 Okay.

52:40 I never saw that one, but I know that movie.

52:41 I don't know most of these movies.

52:43 Good movie.

52:43 Losers.

52:43 I'm pretty sure she played Nina Simone in the movie Nina.

52:48 Scroll more.

52:51 Y

52:51 I don't Oh, yeah.

52:51 The Star Trek.

52:52 Star Trek.

52:53 But they were not as big as you would have thought.

52:55 Yeah.

52:55 This feels like a like a Avatar cheat.

52:58 Avatar Marvel.

53:00 Yeah, it's Avatar.

53:00 I mean, Avatar, I think, is like it's three movies and it's like $6 billion.

53:05 Yeah, it's crazy.

53:06 And then Marvel is up there, but they have more movies, you know.

53:09 I've never seen a frame of an Avatar movie.

53:12 I saw the first one and I vehemently refused to watch

53:14 any of the others cuz I I just get it.

53:17 I like I got it, but I was just like this isn't

53:20 what it needs to like the hype needs is making it.

53:24 Yeah.

53:24 Yeah.

53:25 You know, cuz it's like Yeah.

53:26 the biggest movie ever and you're like Yeah.

53:28 Like it felt like it was like I remember the first

53:31 movie like watching I was like whoa this is stunning.

53:34 Like it's beautiful.

53:35 But then like there were other parts where I was just like this kind of stupid.

53:38 Is it pope?

53:38 It's pope.

53:39 Like they like the the thing that they have to get is called unoptanium.

53:42 And it's just like be a little more on the nose.

53:44 Yeah.

53:44 Let's let's avoid that.

53:46 Like [laughter] come on.

53:47 Like use some different words.

53:49 Like we came up with the name of it.

53:50 Exact.

53:50 That's like if our children like and you cannot obtain this precious mineral.

53:55 What's it called?

53:56 It's untainable and it's like uranium.

53:58 Unobtanium.

53:59 [laughter] So that's so dumb.

54:02 Are there any other movies that besides Rage

54:04 Baiting Me with the Mask that are like well-known

54:07 great movies that just for you you're like um H I have I have one for sure.

54:23 What?

54:22 And you're gonna hate me for this one.

54:24 I was like not all like I didn't think Interstellar was all that great.

54:29 I know you love that movie.

54:31 I I disagree.

54:33 I think that Interstellar is a good movie.

54:34 I think that some people I'm not saying it's a bad movie.

54:37 I didn't think you think it's overrated.

54:41 I was just like, "All right." See, I feel like Interstellar,

54:44 the problem with that movie is the same problem with The Wolf of Wall Street.

54:47 I think they're both great movies.

54:50 It's just that when the hardos come in and and like identify so much with it,

54:56 it just like ruins it.

54:58 Yeah.

54:58 But because The Wolf of Wall Street is a great movie,

55:01 but like the people who are like and it's like

55:05 you go to work and this is who you are now.

55:07 Like it's just nerdy.

55:08 Like but if anything them doing that it it highlights the message of the film.

55:14 Like oh people don't get it.

55:17 Yeah.

55:17 Yeah.

55:17 But that's not that's not the movie's fault.

55:19 I know that's not the movie's fault, but I'm saying like

55:21 the movie gets a bad rep because the people

55:23 who like the movie are like the weebs.

55:26 I mean I like I love that movie.

55:28 I'm not a dweeb.

55:29 I'm not a dweeb.

55:30 No, I know.

55:30 I'm saying like say I'm not a dweeb.

55:33 I'm saying the people who like think that that they are

55:37 I am Jordan Belelffort now.

55:38 Yeah.

55:38 And now it's like you know it's just corny but yeah it

55:42 but I feel like Interstellar like every every like guy on Hinge like

55:46 I've seen it on Tik Tok where girls saying like every guy on Hinge

55:48 says like Interstellar is his favorite movie and it's like all right now it's

55:51 becoming like now it's a little corny you know but I like the movie.

55:54 I think it's good.

55:54 I can see how you're like, nah.

55:56 But I just felt like I was I was like, okay, it's good.

55:59 But then again, like I'm also a grumpy

56:01 little where people would be like, oh my god.

56:04 And I'm just like, yeah, I you know what I kind of felt that way about Tenant.

56:10 I never saw Tenant.

56:12 It's good and I could recognize that it's good,

56:14 but at the same time, I'm like, there's too much of this going.

56:16 I think a lot of people talk about Tenant Interstellar Christopher

56:21 Nolan like that's a movie where he was just like super overindulgent.

56:25 Like it was like

56:26 dude I blink and I'm like the is this now?

56:28 Yeah.

56:28 It's like and now it's backwards and forward but you're

56:31 at the front and then ba like my understanding

56:34 of the movie is that a lot of the criticism

56:37 has just been that it's just too much movie.

56:40 Too crazy.

56:41 It's too much movie the movie.

56:42 Yeah.

56:42 I don't like it.

56:43 You know that's why I like something simple.

56:44 What's a movie that you could watch like all the time?

56:47 Like you'll throw it on every single time

56:49 or like what's like your top three funniest movies?

56:52 Uh funniest movies?

56:54 I'm going to remove the mask because I feel like that's an easy answer.

56:57 Um you think that's like the funniest movie?

56:59 I I whether it be because I I have rose tinted glistes

57:05 rose tinted glasses on when I watch it.

57:07 I do think it's an incredible movie.

57:11 Okay.

57:10 Um forgetting Sarah Marshall.

57:12 I can watch that.

57:13 That's a good answer.

57:13 Forgetting Sarah Marshall is I love that movie.

57:17 So perfectly funny.

57:19 Like

57:19 I think it is like a perfect movie, too.

57:20 It is so good.

57:21 And like I'll even throw in Super Bad.

57:24 Like

57:25 Yeah.

57:25 There are parts of it that don't age so well, but like it is so good.

57:33 Yeah.

57:31 Um and then a perfectly funny movie.

57:35 I mean, okay.

57:36 Also,

57:38 Just Friends.

57:39 I think Just Friends is so like

57:42 Christmas movie.

57:43 It it absolutely is a Christmas movie,

57:45 but like every part of that movie is funny.

57:47 Like there are certain parts that are like a little but like

57:49 Anna Ferris is so good in that dude.

57:52 She's so good in that [laughter] movie.

57:54 I love Anna Ferris.

57:55 Uh what about you?

57:56 And don't give the three that I gave.

57:58 Yeah.

57:58 Yeah.

57:58 I'm trying to think of like other movies

58:00 because you took Super Bad and Forgetting Sar Marshall.

58:02 But also a movie that I just think is just incredible.

58:05 I maybe the funniest movie I've ever seen is is Wedding Crashers.

58:08 Yeah, wedding crashes.

58:10 Good answer.

58:10 It's like one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life.

58:15 Old school is also very Maybe I'm just a VINCE BOND FAN.

58:18 WELL, YEAH.

58:19 ALSO, [laughter]

58:20 YEAH,

58:21 DODGEBALL.

58:21 Dodgeball is good.

58:22 See, Ben Stiller movies are also very funny to me,

58:25 dude.

58:25 Tropic Thunder.

58:26 Tropic Thunder

58:27 is so It is

58:29 Heavyweights.

58:29 Oh my god.

58:30 Miles was watching that the other day and I was just like, "Good on you, Miles."

58:33 Yeah, Heavyweights is a funny movie, man.

58:35 Dude, Tropic Thunder.

58:38 And it's such like a thing to talk about

58:40 now where it's just like why is that okay?

58:42 That movie would never And yes, I agree.

58:44 Like they probably shouldn't make that movie today,

58:46 but like it is so funny because it is a commentary on

58:55 actors.

58:55 You know what I mean?

58:56 Like it's not like

58:58 it is at points, but like it is more about Oh, there's certainly some stuff.

59:02 You [laughter] know, but I'm saying like it is just a commentary on like

59:06 the industry like those like hyper intense like Daniel J.

59:11 Lewis method actors that like I saw one thing like a story that he did a movie

59:15 where he played a paraplegic I think but like

59:18 they made him he like wouldn't walk on set.

59:21 He had to be carried or some like that.

59:23 I heard that uh for There Will Be Blood he like didn't shower the whole time.

59:28 I think that was Gangs of New York.

59:29 Oh maybe that one

59:30 which both good movies.

59:32 I love Gangs of New York, dude.

59:33 I just watched Marty Supreme.

59:34 Have you watched it yet?

59:38 No.

59:37 It's It's a movie, brother.

59:40 What does that mean?

59:43 Correct.

59:43 I already know it's a movie.

59:44 It's It's good, bro.

59:46 It's like a It's Uncut Gems, but like a little dialed up.

59:50 Why did you say that when we were talking about Gangs of New York?

59:53 [laughter]

59:54 I don't know.

59:54 Because Gangs of New York, yo.

59:57 Well, because Gangs of New York takes place in like the 1800s

1:00:00 in New York and and Marty Supreme is in like the 50s.

1:00:03 Oh, okay.

1:00:03 Okay.

1:00:04 You know.

1:00:04 Yeah.

1:00:05 Gangs of New York is great.

1:00:06 Love that.

1:00:07 Yeah.

1:00:07 He's a sloppy mess in that movie.

1:00:10 He's a stinky like he's a greasy

1:00:12 Oh my god.

1:00:13 And in There Will Be Blood, too.

1:00:15 I've never seen it.

1:00:16 Yeah.

1:00:17 It's a It's a

1:00:17 I got to watch that.

1:00:18 That's a really really GOOD MOVIE.

1:00:20 MY BOY.

1:00:21 NO.

1:00:21 WHAT'S THAT FROM?

1:00:22 That's from Harry Potter.

1:00:23 Well, that's also from There Will Be Blood.

1:00:25 Yeah.

1:00:26 Yeah.

1:00:26 you know.

1:00:26 Um, but I was thinking

1:00:27 my son, my boy.

1:00:29 I think the famous one from that is the milkshake part.

1:00:31 Well, yeah.

1:00:32 I drink your milkshake.

1:00:37 What's going on?

1:00:38 I don't know.

1:00:38 Like something rang up here.

1:00:42 What?

1:00:42 I hope I'm not having an aneurysm.

1:00:43 [laughter]

1:00:44 What was that?

1:00:45 I don't know.

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1:03:36 Uh, so the question I was going to ask you is I don't know if you saw

1:03:38 but the prosthetic butt like prosthetic rhino butt

1:03:44 from Ace Ventura when Nature Calls is on auction.

1:03:48 I was going to say one of my answers is Ace Ventura 2.

1:03:53 Really?

1:03:52 One of the funniest movies you've seen.

1:03:54 Number which one's better?

1:03:55 He said two

1:03:57 two is that that's the right

1:03:59 what nature calls.

1:03:59 Yeah.

1:04:00 I feel like one is better.

1:04:02 One is the football.

1:04:04 Yes.

1:04:05 I mean there's some there's also some stuff that hasn't aged well in one.

1:04:08 It's pretty transphobic.

1:04:11 Is it?

1:04:12 Yeah.

1:04:13 You don't remember the whole like

1:04:14 It's a big twist of the movie.

1:04:17 Yeah.

1:04:16 Oh yeah.

1:04:18 [laughter] It's right there, brother.

1:04:21 I forgot.

1:04:22 Right there.

1:04:23 I put it on for miles one day and he was watching it

1:04:25 and like I forgot that there's like a full-on sex scene in that first movie.

1:04:30 I don't even remember.

1:04:31 It's like him and Courtney Cox, isn't it?

1:04:33 That is Courtney Cox.

1:04:36 Who's that?

1:04:36 That's not anyone.

1:04:37 Cork knee Cox.

1:04:39 But um are there any like movie props

1:04:42 that you would just open up the checkbook for?

1:04:44 Like if you saw that they were on display, you'd be like, I'll have that.

1:04:48 I don't know.

1:04:49 But I just saw a clip of Ed Sheeran saying that he like collects these things.

1:04:52 Like he said he just bought Edward Scissorhand's hands.

1:04:58 Oh,

1:04:57 he has a Dr.

1:04:58 Evil suit.

1:04:59 That's cool.

1:05:00 He's got Batman and Robin from Batman and Robin the movie.

1:05:04 Like their suits.

1:05:05 Well, okay.

1:05:06 From the George Clooney one, I think.

1:05:08 Okay.

1:05:10 Um

1:05:09 I wasn't going to ask, but I'm glad you specified.

1:05:11 I think I mean the ruby slippers that's like an easy one but like that's

1:05:15 on the I think that's on display at the Smithsonian or something like that in DC

1:05:22 maybe.

1:05:21 Oh, give me the golden snitch.

1:05:24 That's a good answer.

1:05:24 You know what I'm talking about.

1:05:25 Just like the little

1:05:26 Oh, I want the the what's that called?

1:05:29 I don't know.

1:05:30 The wand that they're all after that

1:05:33 the Elder Wand.

1:05:34 The Elder Wand.

1:05:34 The Elder Wand wasn't as cool.

1:05:36 I'd like I'd like uh Voldemort's wand.

1:05:38 That was the Elder Wand.

1:05:39 No.

1:05:39 Well, technically he never owned it because he wasn't the one that had disowned.

1:05:44 That was the one he was using though.

1:05:45 He was using it, but it was breaking

1:05:46 in his hand because he had not technically been

1:05:48 So, when you say Voldemort's wand, which one are you referring to?

1:05:50 The one that has the hook on the end that he holds like a like a

1:05:54 You know what I'm talking about?

1:05:56 It has like the hook on the end.

1:05:57 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

1:06:00 Oh, it looks like a cane.

1:06:02 That is cool as hell.

1:06:04 What is this?

1:06:05 You could have that for 10 bucks.

1:06:07 And there's only two left if you want.

1:06:08 No,

1:06:09 I mean, yeah, I'm completely okay.

1:06:11 Oh, it's Halloween.

1:06:12 It's for Halloween.

1:06:12 Also, I would want didn't like expensive.

1:06:16 Do you remember that Tik Tok I showed you where it's like

1:06:19 uh like kiss Mary kill or whatever that and it's just LIKE [laughter]

1:06:26 just a little pause.

1:06:30 Um uh but any others that you could think of?

1:06:32 The Ghostbusters pack be pretty good.

1:06:35 Proton pack.

1:06:36 Proton pack.

1:06:36 Where are you on Ghostbusters?

1:06:39 Uh I've I've only seen the first one a few times and it's fine.

1:06:42 I was a big fan of the second one.

1:06:44 I'm like I like Bill Murray like especially like back

1:06:47 then like watching the movies that he was in then.

1:06:48 I think that he's like funny.

1:06:51 Okay.

1:06:51 Uh I know one that would scratch both itches you have.

1:06:55 I didn't even know I had one.

1:06:56 Yeah.

1:06:56 I was [laughter] say let alone two.

1:06:58 The T-Rex like or I'm not even going to go

1:07:01 that big because that would be way too expensive.

1:07:04 the the cane with the mosquito amber in it from Jurassic Park.

1:07:08 Oh, that's cool.

1:07:08 Yeah,

1:07:08 that would be cool cuz it's like you're

1:07:10 getting a fossil and you're getting a movie prom, but it's not real.

1:07:13 I'd rather get a mosquito.

1:07:16 Like a real mosquito.

1:07:16 Amber, are we allowed to own those?

1:07:19 Yeah, I don't see why not.

1:07:20 I don't I think the science in that movie has been very debunked.

1:07:25 Okay.

1:07:24 Like I don't think you can drill into a 65

1:07:28 millionyear-old mosquito and get any DNA out of it.

1:07:31 [snorts] That's fair.

1:07:33 Do they have Can you actually buy like mosquitoes and amber?

1:07:37 I have no idea.

1:07:38 Can you just buy amber?

1:07:39 That would be really cool.

1:07:40 What's amber?

1:07:41 Amber is like solidified like uh like tree sap

1:07:46 from like ancient times.

1:07:49 That would be cool.

1:07:49 Like you can buy like petrified wood.

1:07:51 I know that.

1:07:52 What is that?

1:07:53 You don't you don't know petrified wood?

1:07:54 Not really.

1:07:55 It's like ancient wood that has been burnt

1:07:58 and like charred basically and it becomes almost like glass-like.

1:08:03 What?

1:08:04 Never heard of that?

1:08:04 Like glass like see-through?

1:08:07 No, but like the like it's kind

1:08:08 of a similar like hardness and like texture to it.

1:08:12 I really Yeah.

1:08:13 No, I don't.

1:08:13 I might be this up.

1:08:14 When I think of petrified, I think back to Harry Potter.

1:08:17 Yes.

1:08:17 I mean, you can you could buy petrified,

1:08:20 you know, Moaning Myrtle if you really want.

1:08:22 [laughter]

1:08:24 Yeah.

1:08:24 Um Oh, having Harry Potter stuff would be cool.

1:08:28 I mean, you can just go to Universal and get them.

1:08:30 No, no, no.

1:08:31 Like the actual Oh, like you want like the real Yeah.

1:08:34 You don't want any of the fake

1:08:35 I mean, dude, if I was an actor and you're

1:08:37 like Daniel Radcliffe and you're doing Harry Potter, I'm taking mad

1:08:42 Yeah.

1:08:42 I mean, they probably would get in trouble.

1:08:45 No, bro.

1:08:45 I'm Daniel Radcliffe.

1:08:46 I own this Technically, you don't,

1:08:49 bro.

1:08:49 I mean, Sue me.

1:08:51 They will.

1:08:52 All right.

1:08:54 And guess who will win?

1:08:55 The major motion picture studio that is going to Yeah, dude.

1:08:59 Yeah.

1:08:59 You're not going to take me down, bro.

1:09:00 I made you all this money.

1:09:01 Chill.

1:09:02 I don't think that's how that works.

1:09:03 I think so.

1:09:04 I think you have some bargaining ship.

1:09:05 I mean, maybe some.

1:09:07 Just like a few things.

1:09:08 I'm not saying take the take, you know, whatever.

1:09:11 Voldemort's nose off his face.

1:09:12 I would want the actual owl that uses Headwig.

1:09:16 Like then you get an owl and you get a cool thing from a movie.

1:09:21 I would get the Nimbus.

1:09:23 Oh, Nimbus 2000.

1:09:24 Do or the Firebolt.

1:09:25 That one was cooler.

1:09:26 Yeah, that was cool.

1:09:27 Cooler name.

1:09:27 I mean, I'm a Nimbus guy.

1:09:29 Uh if if they sold those and they were real, would you would you get up there?

1:09:36 Absolutely.

1:09:37 Would you?

1:09:38 1 million%.

1:09:40 But you don't like flying in planes because I'm not in control.

1:09:45 You don't know how to fly a plane.

1:09:47 You're damn right.

1:09:48 So I don't You know how to fly a broom?

1:09:50 I would learn.

1:09:50 If I'm getting a broom, I'm learning how to fly a broom, dude.

1:09:53 I would just be like, "Yo, I'm on my way into work."

1:09:58 Probably.

1:09:58 be so cold.

1:09:59 Oh, I mean it would be [laughter] okay.

1:10:01 It would be a little cold, but I would dress appropriately.

1:10:04 Dude, are you kidding me?

1:10:05 Yeah, that would be cool.

1:10:07 You think they have a seat belt?

1:10:09 No.

1:10:09 Have you not watched Harry Potter?

1:10:11 But you have to add one.

1:10:13 Why?

1:10:13 Cuz you're flying on a broom.

1:10:14 I mean, if Also, isn't it Think about how you're sitting on it.

1:10:18 Wouldn't that hurt?

1:10:20 Yeah, my nuts would be split in half.

1:10:22 The Nimbus or the Firebolt, I don't remember which one,

1:10:25 had like little like foot stirrups on it.

1:10:27 So you can kind of take a little bit of pressure off of your coup.

1:10:31 Yeah, but my balls are getting beat up, dude.

1:10:34 Also, I'm getting ch Don't talk about my balls.

1:10:37 I didn't I didn't say anything.

1:10:39 Also, just leaning on a broom.

1:10:40 If anything, a broom is more well equipped to deal

1:10:43 with your balls than most other things you ride on.

1:10:47 You can just have one nut go one way, one nut go the other.

1:10:50 That's not the most comfortable way to have my nuts.

1:10:53 Why?

1:10:54 Because they're a package deal.

1:10:55 They'd rather be together hugging each other.

1:10:57 All right.

1:10:57 So, put them on one side and then then

1:10:58 the broom will just hold it against your leg.

1:11:01 Still pressing up against me.

1:11:02 I mean, it can if you got good enough nuts,

1:11:05 it'll just press up against like in between.

1:11:07 Tell you what, I'd rather a magic carpet.

1:11:10 You can lay down, bro.

1:11:11 You can lay down or hold on to it like this.

1:11:14 I feel more in control when I have the thing in my grasp like this.

1:11:18 You know what I mean?

1:11:18 Hold on to the edge of the carpet like this.

1:11:20 And you can just like Yeah.

1:11:22 But like you like So, what am I going to do actually?

1:11:24 Yeah, you don't even fly it.

1:11:26 You just tell the carpet he's a guy.

1:11:27 You tell him, "Bro, get me there.

1:11:29 Let's just go, dude." Yeah.

1:11:30 It's like having an Uber driver.

1:11:32 That's a really good point.

1:11:33 And you can kind of talk to it, you know?

1:11:34 It has a personality.

1:11:35 The little sides are like, "Here we are.

1:11:37 Here we are.

1:11:37 Now we're talking.

1:11:39 Would you rather have a magic carpet, a magic broom?

1:11:45 I realized you didn't think further than [laughter] those."

1:11:49 Or a Delorean.

1:11:51 Does it go back in time?

1:11:53 Yeah.

1:11:53 Yeah.

1:11:53 But then you got to get back here.

1:11:56 That's lightning.

1:11:57 Easy.

1:11:58 I'm I'm taking the carpet every time.

1:12:01 I think I'm taking the broom.

1:12:02 I kind of like the You're passing up a literal time machine.

1:12:05 A literal time machine.

1:12:07 I don't What do I need to go back?

1:12:09 Well, I'm fine.

1:12:10 Think about this.

1:12:10 If you were to go back in time, how cool is that actually?

1:12:14 Unless you're going to do something that's going to like,

1:12:16 you know, benefit the world, which I am incapable of doing mostly.

1:12:20 Well, it also depends on what logic of time travel and you

1:12:24 know time uh like affecting the future that you subscribe to.

1:12:28 If we're going based off of the back to the future rules,

1:12:33 you could actually do more damage than you think.

1:12:35 You know what I mean?

1:12:36 But even so, even without that, like how cool is it to go back in time?

1:12:40 Like what am I going to do?

1:12:42 What are you going to do?

1:12:43 Like you want to go back and see what a dinosaur then what?

1:12:46 No, I wouldn't want to get stuck there.

1:12:48 But that's what I mean.

1:12:49 So, what would you even do at a time?

1:12:50 That's what I said.

1:12:51 Then you're stuck there and you need to get back.

1:12:53 I'm assuming I have two trips.

1:12:55 Take as many trips as you want.

1:12:56 What are you doing in the past?

1:12:57 I don't know.

1:12:58 I mean, can I bring Hold on.

1:12:59 Wait.

1:13:00 Hold on.

1:13:00 He's on to something.

1:13:01 Sports almanac.

1:13:02 Here.

1:13:02 I mean, that's not a bad idea.

1:13:03 That's That was going to be my question.

1:13:04 Can I bring stuff back with me?

1:13:06 The sports almanac.

1:13:08 Yeah.

1:13:08 Back to the future, too.

1:13:09 The winner of every sports team for like a hundred years.

1:13:12 I've never seen any of the Back to the Future movies.

1:13:15 Well, that's why he's that's why he's arguing like this.

1:13:17 He

1:13:18 Well, no.

1:13:18 If anything, if anything,

1:13:19 his point his points would only be strengthened by watching those movies

1:13:23 because there's there's shenanigans and whimsy about because of the time travel

1:13:27 whimsy.

1:13:27 [laughter] I just don't think that time travel backwards would be

1:13:33 actually that cool that I would pass up a magic carpet.

1:13:36 I mean, it would you would be able Hold on.

1:13:39 You would be able to reap the benefits of it financially.

1:13:42 for instance.

1:13:43 So, go back in time and pick up

1:13:45 like 30 Pokemon first edition shadowless booster boxes.

1:13:48 Bring them back with you.

1:13:50 You're sitting on a couple millie, baby.

1:13:54 So, we do know that the Delorean can go to the future, does it?

1:13:59 Right.

1:14:00 Yes, it does in the second one.

1:14:01 He hasn't seen it.

1:14:02 It's called Back to the Future.

1:14:04 So, like it goes back and forth.

1:14:05 Yeah, but if you're back then that was the title of the first movie.

1:14:09 They they then

1:14:09 the second one was Back to the Future.

1:14:10 But if you're going back to the future, that just means the present.

1:14:14 Because that would mean that like you were in the future because of the present.

1:14:18 They do go to the future.

1:14:20 They do go to the future.

1:14:21 They go to the distant past.

1:14:22 The back to the future name is in reference to in the first movie,

1:14:25 they go to the past and they need to get back to their timeline,

1:14:29 which is the future of where they currently are.

1:14:31 Even the future, being able to time travel to the future.

1:14:35 What can you do there?

1:14:36 You're basically an idiot.

1:14:38 I mean, no, he's he's right about the sports almanac.

1:14:40 That's a big thing and that's a part of of of

1:14:42 you want to be spoiled.

1:14:44 You want to you want to know who won the World Series.

1:14:46 It's not about knowing.

1:14:47 It's about being able to financially capitalize on it.

1:14:50 I'm good with that.

1:14:51 If they're at like the beginning of the season,

1:14:53 like remember a couple years ago when

1:14:54 the Washington Nationals won the World Series.

1:14:56 Even if you have all of the money, then what?

1:14:58 You still don't have a magic carpet.

1:15:00 How long do you think you're going to keep

1:15:01 your magic carpet once people see you have a magic carpet?

1:15:04 Yeah, exactly.

1:15:04 People are going to want that They can't get it.

1:15:07 How can they not?

1:15:08 You're not a magic person.

1:15:09 You don't suddenly have like security.

1:15:11 You don't have the genie.

1:15:12 Now the Okay, you have a magic card.

1:15:14 They could take that.

1:15:14 Boom.

1:15:15 Well, they wouldn't know I'm going back and forth cuz blow that up.

1:15:18 And they also wouldn't know how to use the Delorean.

1:15:22 So the magic carpet is a person.

1:15:23 It's sentient.

1:15:24 It could be like, I'm not flying for you.

1:15:25 I'm a carpet.

1:15:26 Well, you would have to build a really good rapport with this carpet.

1:15:29 Yeah, we're boys.

1:15:33 I if we're arguing like what?

1:15:35 Like going to the future and reaping some sort of financial benefits.

1:15:38 with me.

1:15:39 I'm with you.

1:15:40 If we're talking about just purely living in the cuz like

1:15:43 you also need to hit 88

1:15:45 in order to get the Delorean to go.

1:15:47 And that's not necessarily easy everywhere you go.

1:15:50 I mean,

1:15:50 I could get it to hit 88.

1:15:52 I mean, think about it like this.

1:15:53 If I put a Delorean outside right now, you're not going anywhere, buddy.

1:15:58 I mean, once you hit the highway Yeah.

1:16:00 What highway in New York will you open it up to hit 88?

1:16:04 4 am any of them.

1:16:07 That's unsafe, Joey.

1:16:09 I mean, guess you know what's easier?

1:16:12 Flying a magic carpet.

1:16:14 Yeah, but if you watch I guess you know what?

1:16:16 If you watch the original Aladdin,

1:16:17 they go from like Agriba to like Greece and like somewhere else very quickly.

1:16:23 So, the speed of the magic carpet is pretty fast.

1:16:25 That's what I'm saying.

1:16:27 But also, if I have and it saved his life,

1:16:30 but also if I have a magic broom, magic could also exist elsewhere.

1:16:36 The implication is that if this broom is magic,

1:16:39 that's not the implication.

1:16:40 Also, if I jump off the Empire State Building,

1:16:42 my magic carpet could just capture me.

1:16:44 I mean, your your

1:16:45 Why are you jumping off?

1:16:47 I'm saying that's an option.

1:16:49 Like, your magic carpet is like your bodyguard.

1:16:52 You can't fall.

1:16:53 And I have the option to go see a dinosaur.

1:16:55 That does.

1:16:56 Congrats.

1:16:56 But this is what I'm saying with time travel.

1:16:58 You go back and actually think about the utility of this, right?

1:17:01 If you have a if you have a time machine forever

1:17:03 and I have a a magic carpet forever in my experience,

1:17:06 you can go back and then you can like invest in Apple or whatever

1:17:10 the you want to do and then you have all the money in the world.

1:17:12 It's a great point.

1:17:12 And what are you going to do with it though?

1:17:15 What is that anything?

1:17:16 Bro, I have a magic carpet.

1:17:18 Do you know like what I could do with that?

1:17:20 I would pay people to steal your magic carpet.

1:17:23 They can't get it.

1:17:24 Well, also here's the thing.

1:17:26 You go back in time to the time of the dinosaurs.

1:17:28 The terrain has not yet had the effects of humankind on it.

1:17:32 Where are you gonna drive to open that up to 88?

1:17:36 That's also fair.

1:17:37 Just open land.

1:17:38 I'll drive it.

1:17:38 Put on

1:17:39 open land, brother.

1:17:39 It's not necessary.

1:17:40 Off-road tires.

1:17:42 Off-road tires.

1:17:42 So, you think with off-road tires you'll be able

1:17:44 to get to 88 doing this all the time?

1:17:46 So, you're both in on the Delorean just for financial gain.

1:17:49 I honestly I'm kind of standing my ground on the magic uh uh uh broom.

1:17:55 That's the worst one.

1:17:56 I don't think it's the worst one.

1:17:57 I was the worst one.

1:17:58 Easily the worst one because it hurts your balls.

1:18:00 Guess what?

1:18:01 Guess what you can't do on your magic carpet.

1:18:03 Guess what you can't do?

1:18:04 Have your girlfriend with you.

1:18:06 You damn right I can.

1:18:07 Oh yeah.

1:18:08 Get on this thing.

1:18:09 We'll both sit on it.

1:18:10 Get it even more uncomfortable.

1:18:11 What is more romantic than being able to be held by your partner

1:18:14 behind you and they're looking over your shoulder and you're bobbing and we

1:18:18 I'll tell you what, a picnic in the sky on the way to Greece.

1:18:24 Yeah, but first of all, that would be incredibly cold.

1:18:27 Okay.

1:18:27 The air pressure is significantly less up there.

1:18:30 So what?

1:18:30 You're up there eating grapes and cured meats at minus30°.

1:18:35 Who's going to 35,000 ft?

1:18:37 We go right here.

1:18:39 Camera's getting hit by a plane.

1:18:40 But then also go to like But then also, guess what?

1:18:43 You need to hold on to a magic carpet.

1:18:46 Well, guess what?

1:18:46 A magic carpet Guess what?

1:18:47 A magic carpet.

1:18:49 No, you don't.

1:18:49 Guess what?

1:18:50 A magic carpet famously does not have handles.

1:18:54 Brother, it can

1:18:55 go watch the movie.

1:18:56 YES.

1:18:56 ALADDIN IS LIKE THIS.

1:18:58 YEAH.

1:18:58 When it's intense.

1:18:59 But he's when he's flying with with Jasmine,

1:19:01 they're just like and they're just chilling and falling in love.

1:19:07 They are chilling.

1:19:08 They are falling in love.

1:19:10 Shimmer splendid.

1:19:12 Tell me, princess, now where did you last your heart decide?

1:19:18 And it's when I'm sorry, guys.

1:19:21 I can open your eyes.

1:19:24 [laughter] take you under pie wonder over

1:19:30 sideways and under this is this is Disney.

1:19:33 Oh yeah, they'll us up.

1:19:35 They will hammer [laughter] us.

1:19:36 It's a cover.

1:19:37 It's a cover.

1:19:37 I know.

1:19:38 You guys doing really good.

1:19:38 Like I like That's right.

1:19:40 If the Backstreet Boys are going to bend us over for some money, then

1:19:44 if I swear to God [laughter] damn right Disney's going to

1:19:47 Thank you for stepping in cuz that would have lasted another 10 minutes.

1:19:49 See, this is why he earns his keep here.

1:19:51 Yeah.

1:19:51 Um I'm taking the magic carpet though.

1:19:53 Let's stop being because guess what?

1:19:55 Watch this.

1:19:56 Watch this.

1:19:57 Watch this.

1:19:58 All right.

1:19:58 I'm going to do a little thing here.

1:19:59 Yeah.

1:20:00 Yeah.

1:20:00 I for I forgot I kept this under here.

1:20:02 [laughter] Watch this.

1:20:06 You're getting thrown off.

1:20:07 You know what?

1:20:08 You're not bucking me off of a magic broom, baby.

1:20:12 I'm holding on for dear life.

1:20:14 Like this.

1:20:15 You think you're breaking that grip?

1:20:17 No.

1:20:19 Don't you have to learn how to fly the broom?

1:20:22 Yeah, I'll learn that.

1:20:22 Yeah.

1:20:22 I'm not even flying the

1:20:24 Yeah, he's chilling.

1:20:25 So, you're at the will of somebody else.

1:20:27 You are willing.

1:20:28 I know how you are.

1:20:29 You're willing to give up in such a vulnerable state.

1:20:32 You're giving up control to this sentient carpet.

1:20:35 What do you think flying in a plane is?

1:20:37 The exact same thing.

1:20:38 And you've expressed that you don't like that for that reason.

1:20:40 But I do it.

1:20:41 You do it.

1:20:42 But it So, you're in a a significantly

1:20:44 more vulnerable state when you're on a magic carpet.

1:20:47 Yeah.

1:20:47 And you're just gonna give up and just hope that this collection of threading

1:20:51 is going to not just lose its mind and kill you one day.

1:20:54 Yeah, it's magic.

1:20:56 You know how you're in ultimate control?

1:20:58 If this thing isn't sentient and you have it in your own,

1:21:01 as soon as that thing decides it's not magic anymore,

1:21:04 you're on a broomstick in the sky.

1:21:06 You can't make up like that.

1:21:08 YOU JUST DID.

1:21:09 NO, I'M presenting a potential hypothetical.

1:21:11 There is no world in which any of these stop

1:21:13 being magical because you have the exact same argument.

1:21:16 If the carpet is magic,

1:21:19 that means that it is the magic carpet that we know from Aladdin and you're

1:21:25 just you believe that this magic carpet is

1:21:28 just 100% completely neutral good all the time.

1:21:32 Yes.

1:21:32 No chaotic elements.

1:21:33 When was it bad?

1:21:34 [sighs] [gasps] It was it was there were some points

1:21:37 where it was a little cheeky in those movies.

1:21:39 You know, it's being a little funny and

1:21:40 not when it came to Aladdin.

1:21:43 It [snorts] did save him a couple times.

1:21:45 Multiple.

1:21:46 Mine's science.

1:21:46 You guys have to rely on magic.

1:21:48 Yours is the dumbest.

1:21:49 I mean, actually, NO.

1:21:50 FRANKS IS PRETTY.

1:21:51 HE'S A BROOM.

1:21:51 IT'S A BROOM.

1:21:52 YOURS IS THE worst answer.

1:21:53 His is doesn't make sense.

1:21:54 Yeah.

1:21:54 Yours is a car from the 1980s.

1:21:56 If science doesn't give up, then the transmission is going.

1:22:00 Are you kidding me?

1:22:01 It's true.

1:22:01 It's true.

1:22:02 It's true, dude.

1:22:04 I can go back in time.

1:22:06 You're going to need a new You're going to need to get the tires redone, dude.

1:22:11 Imagine this, too.

1:22:12 What happens if you got a flat tire in the the Mesazoic era, bro?

1:22:16 Who's cooler?

1:22:17 That'd be a problem.

1:22:18 Who's cooler?

1:22:18 Right.

1:22:19 You pulling up to the bar in that car

1:22:24 with a mad scientist in the passenger seat, by the way, or me standing and just

1:22:30 landing with my carpet and then it takes off.

1:22:33 You're going to fly standing?

1:22:35 Ew, dude.

1:22:37 Not always.

1:22:38 That is disgusting.

1:22:39 When I'm arriving also, it turns into stairs.

1:22:41 I walk down it.

1:22:44 What if I walk out of the car with Einstein or something?

1:22:46 I want you to be like, "Who the is that guy?"

1:22:48 Yeah.

1:22:48 What is that going to do for the normal person today?

1:22:51 Oh, look.

1:22:51 Cool.

1:22:51 Einstein.

1:22:52 We have 8 million of him.

1:22:53 Freddy Mercury.

1:22:54 That would that would be cool.

1:22:56 Only if he's singing, though.

1:22:58 Of course he's singing.

1:22:58 That's the That's the agree.

1:22:59 So, I'm I'm kind of [laughter]

1:23:02 Are you Can you bring people to the future that are

1:23:05 They do that in Bill and Ted.

1:23:06 Yeah.

1:23:07 It' probably mess up some things.

1:23:08 Not if you bring them back to the exact spot they left.

1:23:10 I mean, again, it depends on what logic of time travel you subscribe to.

1:23:15 You also assume that Freddy Mercury is going to be like, "Yeah, sure.

1:23:17 I'll get in, kid." I mean, there are ways that you can get Freddy Mercury there.

1:23:21 There are ways.

1:23:23 Cocaine.

1:23:24 Cocaine.

1:23:25 He'll get in orgies.

1:23:26 Getting in orgies.

1:23:27 [laughter]

1:23:27 Just tell yo, you won't even believe the orgies they're having nowadays.

1:23:32 No, I'm I'm taking I'm taking the the magic carpet.

1:23:36 What's cooler?

1:23:37 you showing up on a carpet or me pulling in like a BMX like on a magic broom.

1:23:48 Yeah.

1:23:48 [laughter] Me being like, "Yo,

1:23:50 that's fire." And then people are going to be like,

1:23:51 "What are you supposed to be?" Alphaba.

1:23:55 You made it cooler.

1:23:57 No, I didn't.

1:23:57 Yes, you did.

1:23:58 I That was the standard.

1:23:59 That's what I was.

1:24:00 Can you imagine me wearing a flowy black gown on this magic

1:24:04 broom and I go to the top and I'm like,

1:24:06 "If you can't find me, look to the western sky." Dude, what?

1:24:12 The government's shooting you out of the sky.

1:24:13 Yes, they are.

1:24:14 However, that's what I'm saying about your carpet.

1:24:17 I'd be low.

1:24:19 They're You think they're just going to be like, "We can't find him.

1:24:22 He's just right there.

1:24:23 I'm underneath the radar."

1:24:25 Yeah, but guess what everyone has nowadays?

1:24:28 Phones, brother.

1:24:29 Yeah, they're finding all of us.

1:24:31 Especially you donuts.

1:24:32 What's gonna happen when you go back to the past and there's no more gasoline.

1:24:36 I wouldn't I would monitor it properly.

1:24:39 Yeah, but you would go back in time and go, "Huh, look." And then you go home.

1:24:43 Yeah.

1:24:43 And you'd also go and get mauled,

1:24:45 whether it be by animals or any illness or sickness

1:24:48 that has since been long dead that's going to kill you.

1:24:51 Also, think about this.

1:24:52 You're going to go in the past and then you're going to make

1:24:54 a bunch of money so that your present self can have a bunch of money.

1:24:56 Then you're just why would why go to the past

1:24:58 again if you have all the money in the future?

1:24:59 You don't have it in the past.

1:25:00 I go to the future and see what's going on.

1:25:02 Yeah, you'd be the dumbest person there.

1:25:04 But then I go back.

1:25:05 Dumbest is a stretch because if you put Albert Einstein here today,

1:25:09 he's still smarter than any of us.

1:25:13 Uh that is a a an like I don't even know how whatever.

1:25:15 I don't even know how true that is to be honest.

1:25:17 You would put him in front of a computer and he'd probably be like,

1:25:19 "What is this?" [laughter] You know, like

1:25:23 I think we're all smarter than Einstein.

1:25:24 We've had this argument.

1:25:25 We're not doing this again.

1:25:26 I don't think that we're smarter than Einstein.

1:25:28 I not smarter than Einstein.

1:25:30 Duh.

1:25:31 Um, but I don't know.

1:25:34 We have more access to knowledge than Einstein did.

1:25:36 That's what I'm saying.

1:25:37 That I could say that we're not we're not relitigating this argument.

1:25:41 I hear what you're saying.

1:25:42 A magic carpet is incredibly cool.

1:25:45 It is not as like that's like saying like what's cooler,

1:25:49 laying on a like mat in a pool or someone that rides up on a chopper?

1:25:54 What's cooler, Joey?

1:25:56 That's not what we're saying.

1:25:58 That's exactly what we're saying.

1:26:01 No.

1:26:00 What's cooler, a segue or a motorcycle?

1:26:05 Okay.

1:26:05 Flying in an airplane.

1:26:06 Would you rather be laying down or in the back sitting on a bike?

1:26:12 If I was in control of it, I mean, but like sure,

1:26:15 there are some design flaws that maybe I would

1:26:17 be able to edit at different points in time.

1:26:20 YEAH, THERE'S SOME FLAWS.

1:26:21 ALL RIGHT.

1:26:21 That maybe there are some design flaws.

1:26:24 You're on a carpet.

1:26:27 Yeah.

1:26:26 Your life, your well-being and safety is is

1:26:29 just basically at the will of THE THREAD COUNT.

1:26:32 YOURS, TOO.

1:26:33 NO, mine's a piece of sturdy magic wood.

1:26:37 Also, it'd be more like a bike without the bike seat.

1:26:39 You're just sitting on raw, thin wood.

1:26:41 Yeah, dude.

1:26:42 You're butthole is toast.

1:26:44 First of all, do not reference the standard at which

1:26:48 my will be after riding on a magic uh post.

1:26:53 post.

1:26:54 I'll just get some biker shorts.

1:26:56 What are they called?

1:26:57 Biker shorts.

1:26:58 There [laughter] you go.

1:26:58 I'll get some biker shorts and I'll throw a pillow in my pants.

1:27:02 I'll be okay, dude.

1:27:04 [laughter] Throw a pillow in my pants.

1:27:06 I'll be cool.

1:27:07 Got to throw a pillow in your pants.

1:27:09 I'm going to like take a nap on my carpet.

1:27:12 Yeah.

1:27:12 And then you're going to roll over and roll to your doom.

1:27:15 No, cuz it could catch me.

1:27:17 You better hope it can catch you because that's the other part

1:27:20 of it is that it needs to find you and get you because if

1:27:23 you remember in Aladdin like he falls and that thing needs to go

1:27:27 and get it and sometimes it's not it it cuts it a little close.

1:27:31 So the anxiety of possibly falling to your death better be worth it.

1:27:35 I mean I'm not going to fall asleep but I could I could lay down for sure.

1:27:40 You can lay down.

1:27:40 Sure.

1:27:42 But then you're laying on a carpet.

1:27:45 Could my Delorean fly