🔴 LIVE! - WINNING in FORTNITE then playing SAROS!

0:02 WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY?

0:03 TYPICAL GAMER HERE WITH YOUR DAILY LIVE STREAM SIMULATOR.

0:05 Today for you guys, I got a brand new haircut.

0:10 Looking fresh.

0:11 Let me know in the comments.

0:12 Appreciate you guys so much.

0:13 Uh big shout out everybody that came through to the stream.

0:16 Welcome.

0:16 Welcome.

0:16 Welcome.

0:17 Uh I'm going to be playing a little bit of Fortnite and then we got

0:19 a really cool brand new game from PlayStation

0:23 that I'm going to be playing early, which is really cool.

0:24 It's called Soros and I'm sure you guys have heard really

0:27 really great things about it and we're going to be playing it.

0:29 So, we're going to have the greatest of things to say because it looks awesome.

0:33 So, I'm excited for that.

0:34 What's up Onkel?

0:36 What's up Aiden Kadge?

0:37 We got Ethan, Sparkle Pony, Nathan, um Onkel said fire haircut W.

0:42 Okay, 214 unknown, Chad you king miz, Colby, what's good TG looks fire.

0:47 Thank you, man.

0:48 Studio Maxwell, ABAJWA, TTV Tyler, Slimid, Kassan, we have is for real.

0:58 Trick the Reaper with the 39 months.

1:00 Let's go.

1:02 OH MY GOSH.

1:02 YOU know what, Trick?

1:04 Dude, Trick is the goat and we had

1:08 a pop off video together and he's gift 39 months.

1:11 We're popping off with a pack.

1:12 I got packs here today.

1:13 All right, let's see.

1:15 For the quadruple lifetime VIP, for the super super VIP, does Trick get it?

1:20 Does Trick get Oh.

1:22 Okay.

1:23 Some heat.

1:26 Some heat.

1:26 Okay, I mean not a bad card.

1:28 We'll take the floor.

1:29 Honestly, feel like this card's right up Trick's alley.

1:34 I feel like that card's right up Trick's alley.

1:35 W Trick.

1:36 Let's go.

1:38 Nice haircut.

1:38 Thank you, Anthony.

1:40 Let's go.

1:41 What's up, Fretzy Fretz?

1:42 What's up, Dez Mondo in chat?

1:45 Let me know if clipping works, brother.

1:47 Um shout out to Rez Rider.

1:49 We have Drops Controller Guy, Asian Bolts,

1:54 Buffalo, who apparently does not like Pokémon.

1:58 Uh Zach, what's good?

2:00 Big Jamal, dude, I why start the stream so late, dude?

2:03 I have had an incredibly busy day doing a lot of important stuff.

2:10 Nice Kachi.

2:10 What's up, Ranger Finn?

2:12 Ranger, I did not reply to your last text, but tell me more about it.

2:15 You You just How many packs did you open?

2:17 Like what What happened?

2:19 Kaya 2 155.

2:23 Thank you for the prime.

2:25 Shoutout to you.

2:25 Thank you so much.

2:28 Bro, I actually have hair?

2:29 Yeah, I know.

2:30 Some people thought I don't have hair.

2:32 Why do you look so young?

2:34 Is that Did I read that right?

2:36 Or am I Hello Poppy.

2:45 Bro, what the freak am I reading?

2:47 Why does it look like you've been crying?

2:48 Does it look LIKE I'VE BEEN CRYING?

2:50 It's my eyes, dude.

2:51 I have I have bags under my eyes, man.

2:53 I Doesn't look like I have bags OVER HERE.

2:55 OH MY GOD!

2:56 I'M THE BUS DRIVER!

2:58 OH MY GOSH!

3:01 WHAT THE HECK?

3:03 OKAY.

3:03 OKAY.

3:03 OKAY.

3:04 This is it.

3:05 It's a big moment.

3:06 It's a big Uh uh-oh.

3:08 Okay, I'm going for that one.

3:10 I'm the bus driver.

3:11 I got to try to win the game as a bus driver using only bus driver loot.

3:15 So, uh here goes nothing.

3:16 I'm just dropping right away.

3:18 Let the I'm sending the bus I There's no driver in the bus anymore.

3:22 This is dangerous things.

3:24 Oh, it landed in the tree.

3:25 Oh, that's not good.

3:27 I mean, it's kind of good, but it's not good.

3:28 Okay, we're going to focus up here.

3:31 Is this guy going for a two?

3:32 Bro, get out of here.

3:34 You don't need this.

3:35 I NEED THIS.

3:36 YOU KNOW HOW rare the bus driver is?

3:39 Dude, get away.

3:40 You're so weird.

3:41 You blue banana.

3:42 YOU BIG BLUE NO!

3:46 OH, FREAK.

3:46 OKAY, I NEED TO chop this out real quick.

3:49 Oh my gosh, there's a guy there.

3:51 Oh, there's people everywhere.

3:52 Let me grab this.

3:53 Thank you.

3:54 Oh, this is the worst loot I could have asked for.

3:57 Okay, that guy's like not sentient, I think.

4:01 Okay, they Dude.

4:04 I GOT THE WORST LOOT EVER.

4:07 I got like a toothpick and a harpoon gun.

4:10 Like, what is this?

4:12 Oh, this might be the hardest challenge ever.

4:14 And dynamite?

4:15 Okay, not great.

4:17 Uh fantastic.

4:18 Now, I got to try to win the game with Sticks and Stones loot, literally.

4:21 I could have got a shotgun.

4:23 I could have got something.

4:23 Instead, I got nothing.

4:25 Did I drop anything else?

4:26 No, I didn't.

4:26 Okay, this is it.

4:28 I guess this is it.

4:29 Okay.

4:29 All right.

4:30 Well, a challenge is a challenge.

4:32 Challenge is accepted.

4:35 It's already a different kind of day cuz I'm wearing no hat,

4:38 you know, and no glasses.

4:39 I just want to prove to the world that I exist without a hat and glasses.

4:45 Not bad, right?

4:46 Not bad.

4:48 Okay, let's go through and let's farm this real quick.

4:51 We're moving different.

4:52 We're moving Oh, this was looted.

4:56 Okay.

4:56 Hmm.

4:57 Is it fair if I pick up more dynamite?

5:00 Hmm.

5:00 That's like picking up more ammo.

5:02 I feel like that's allowed.

5:05 Hmm.

5:07 I'm going to say it's allowed.

5:10 I can pick up more dynamite.

5:11 It's pretty rare, so.

5:14 There we go.

5:14 Boom.

5:14 Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

5:16 Let me go ahead and grab these grills.

5:20 So, I can get uh more dynamite.

5:22 I can get more harpoon guns.

5:25 And uh I I don't really need another Vector 7 DMR, right?

5:29 One is truly enough.

5:31 Uh and I got a bounty on me.

5:33 How am I supposed to win?

5:35 Oh, gosh.

5:38 We doing this?

5:43 Da na na na All right.

5:46 We'll take that W.

5:48 It's not too shabby, not too shabby.

5:50 I am rocking the rare skin in Fortnite right now.

5:52 This is Barricade with the unreal style on.

5:54 You have to be top 10 unreal in the tournament to get this skin.

5:58 So, if you see somebody with this skin on, they work for it, all right?

6:02 They work for it.

6:02 I know I certainly did.

6:03 If you haven't watched the video, go check it out.

6:05 It is absolute cinema.

6:08 Just like the 67 wood I just got from that tree.

6:11 Oh.

6:13 72?

6:13 72?

6:16 I'm so sorry, the Vector 7 DMR.

6:19 I have slept on you for too long.

6:22 I have slept on you for too long.

6:24 It feels like the nice crossroads between a sniper and a DMR.

6:29 So, we'll take it.

6:30 Okay, I'm going to get a lot of mats once I get up here.

6:34 And, uh, I guess not a lot of anything

6:37 else because this is what the challenge is.

6:39 All right, jump in here.

6:42 Like, what just happened over here?

6:45 Okay, I'm going to land early.

6:46 I'm going to try to go for some snipe shots.

6:52 Huh.

6:53 Okay.

6:54 Oh, he's in the house.

7:03 I I'm going to be honest.

7:05 Okay.

7:06 That was a real person.

7:07 I'm not even trolling.

7:07 That was a real person.

7:09 They look completely lost, though.

7:11 They look completely and utterly lost.

7:13 I don't know what was wrong with them.

7:16 I really don't.

7:19 But, hey, you know what?

7:21 We'll take it.

7:22 Honestly, we we will take it.

7:23 Okay, let's fly on over here.

7:24 Ooh, wait, I can use my harpoon.

7:26 Technically, if I fish something with the harpoon, does that count?

7:30 I need to know.

7:31 Does that count?

7:32 Okay, someone's going to go get that loot.

7:35 I'm eyeing it.

7:36 They're not going to get it.

7:37 What?

7:40 Okay, I got to go back there and I got a harpoon.

7:43 I think it does count.

7:44 A harpoon like I can use that to get more stuff.

7:47 I think that's only fair.

7:50 Okay, this guy's tripping me out.

7:51 He eliminated this guy, didn't pick up the loot.

7:52 That means he has a big ego.

7:56 At the very least a big ego.

8:00 I don't really went that like there's only so many paths to go.

8:04 I've max messed out.

8:05 Okay, I'm going to head back.

8:06 We're going to hop in this car.

8:09 We got this uh new car here.

8:10 It's looking pretty good.

8:11 I like it.

8:13 Uh-oh, somebody's ripping.

8:15 Are they ripping towards me?

8:17 I actually don't see anybody coming out of the rift.

8:20 Oh, crap.

8:24 I mean, bro, I will take it.

8:26 You know, I'm going to finish these little pools first.

8:29 Shield fish, another shield fish, got a pistol there.

8:34 All right, here we go.

8:35 Here we go.

8:35 I'm ready.

8:36 Oh, I got a shotgun.

8:37 I got everything.

8:40 Oh, I only have two more.

8:41 Okay, here it goes nothing.

8:43 OH!

8:45 WAIT, WHAT?

8:46 IT USED two harpoons?

8:48 I didn't know that.

8:50 Okay, this is a tough question.

8:53 Am I allowed to use the iron pump shotgun

8:55 from the harpoon that I got from the supply drop?

8:58 I think the answer is yes.

9:01 Okay, I think the answer is yes.

9:02 I I I'm having a difficult time deciding.

9:06 I'm going to hold it for now and I'm going to make the philosophical choice.

9:14 THAT WAS THE GUY.

9:15 THAT WAS THE GUY WHO WAS FLYING ON ME WEIRD.

9:18 I'm going to open for fun.

9:22 I'm going to drop the shotgun.

9:23 You know what?

9:24 I'm going to drop the shotgun.

9:26 I don't want people being all mad at me saying TG,

9:29 you tried to make the challenge easier for yourself.

9:31 TG, you should win only using the vector 70MR because I like you struggling.

9:37 I'm just going to see what else is in here.

9:39 I'm just curious from the harpoon.

9:42 I feel like I I get some pretty good stuff out of here,

9:44 but I swear you can get mythics.

9:47 Okay, that is actually really good.

9:48 Let me get one of these.

9:51 I'm marking people around me.

9:53 What I've learned is that absolutely nobody's around me.

9:55 Okay.

9:57 We still got a lot of people left.

9:58 I got six limbs.

9:59 That ain't too shabby.

10:02 Okay, those builds were not there.

10:04 Like a second ago.

10:06 I'm pretty sure.

10:07 I'm not like 100% sure, but I'm like pretty sure those builds weren't there.

10:11 So, we got to be a little suspicious.

10:14 Should I pick up this contract?

10:15 I'm going to pick up this contract.

10:20 And it looks like uh oh my gosh, they're across the map.

10:23 All right.

10:26 Okay, let's go pick up some more of these shockwaves, if you will.

10:30 We're chilling, chilling like a villain.

10:31 Let me see if I can go over to this rivalry board.

10:33 Ooh.

10:35 There's somebody close by.

10:36 I can buy more and I can buy XP.

10:38 I'm stacked.

10:39 Oh.

10:40 Looks like somebody's ziplining.

10:41 Lots of ziplines going up.

10:44 I see them.

10:45 I will strike from above.

10:50 Oh my it's NickA30.

10:51 I just two tapped him.

10:52 I just two tapped NickA30.

10:56 Oh, I see a car driving over there.

10:59 Is there bullet drop on this thing?

11:00 Oh, there's somebody behind me as well.

11:02 There's a lot of stuff going out.

11:04 I don't know why I said going on like that.

11:05 Going out.

11:08 I keep shooting at this car.

11:13 Okay, that guy's locked in.

11:15 I just hit him for a big pot.

11:16 Oh.

11:20 TAKE THAT, FEATHERROSE.

11:23 YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME.

11:26 I'M HIM.

11:29 WAIT.

11:32 THAT GUY just got obliterated.

11:34 I don't have any sniper I don't have too much left.

11:36 Oh.

11:40 Get in the car.

11:40 Get in the car, you won't.

11:42 Ego chalet.

11:43 Ego ciao.

11:45 I'm just guessing.

11:46 I can't even see the guy anymore.

11:47 If I hit him, it's a You know, that guy's MIA.

11:52 I got to go get more sniper ammo.

11:53 I am actually popping off with this thing.

11:57 I'm actually disgustingly good with it, apparently.

11:59 I was potentially born to use the Vector 70 MR.

12:03 But because of circumstance, never used it.

12:06 It could be my life calling, my mission.

12:09 My true purpose in life is to be the absolute best with the Vector 70 MR.

12:19 Yeah, I see the loot over there.

12:21 All right, they're fine.

12:22 All right.

12:23 To infinity and beyond, I guess.

12:25 Can I aim down in this thing?

12:26 Wait.

12:28 Oh, they're hopping on each other.

12:30 Oh, this thing is largely inaccurate.

12:33 Still that.

12:34 Oh.

12:40 Oh, wait.

12:40 There's a guy zipping by.

12:46 Oh, he's trying to do the same thing.

12:55 Am I just him?

12:58 I think I might just be him.

13:00 Truly, I I think um that just might be it.

13:04 I thought maybe just I was getting lucky.

13:09 But no, I I actually think I'm just him.

13:10 I think that's what it is.

13:12 I've come to the conclusion.

13:16 Okay, we got a bunch of the uh drones that have spawned,

13:18 but doesn't really matter to me.

13:24 Oh, I see another med mist there.

13:25 We got to take that.

13:28 Yeah, there is rumors that I am him and then I

13:31 I think I've solidified that today that I am indeed him.

13:35 But there is five other people to stop me

13:38 from completing arguably the hardest challenge in chapter 7,

13:42 which is to win a game as the bus driver with bus driver loot.

13:48 Do you understand how bad the odds are of getting the bus driver?

13:52 It's like one in a hundred.

13:54 Or something around there if you take out all the bots and stuff.

13:57 But on top of that, winning only with the loot

13:59 from the supply drops is like this is absurd.

14:03 This is truly absurd.

14:05 Plus I'm rocking the rare skin Fortnite.

14:06 Ooh.

14:09 75.

14:15 Bombardment from above.

14:24 I'm trying to no scope I'm trying to actually no scope him.

14:43 I This is a hard fight.

14:46 He'll go down a little bit.

14:55 Dude, he is running.

14:59 AND THE HIT.

15:02 THIS IS A CRAZY FIGHT BY THE WAY.

15:05 He's trying to heal up.

15:06 I got to let him heal up, I guess.

15:10 He's got a lot of splashes.

15:15 He's farming that tree.

15:17 Wait, is he fighting someone?

15:22 This guy clearly knows how to play Fortnite.

15:26 I am hiding by the tree.

15:31 Sometimes in Fortnite the best strategy is to just wait.

15:34 Just wait.

15:35 Hopefully I don't have a crown.

15:35 I have a crown.

15:37 Okay, best strategy is to run away,

15:40 come back when my crown flashes, then go back in.

15:45 I hit him so hard.

15:46 I should maybe should have kept the pressure

15:47 on, but like he healed up quite a bit.

15:50 Okay, my crown just flashed.

15:51 I got two more dynamite here.

15:52 Oh, sorry.

15:53 I got four more dynamite here.

15:56 Is there more in here?

15:59 No.

16:00 Is he still in there we think?

16:04 No shot, right?

16:05 I don't think he's in there anymore.

16:07 He could be.

16:07 He could be hiding in that.

16:08 I'm just going to check.

16:13 Yeah, buddy.

16:14 What are YOU GOING TO DO?

16:20 I'M GOING IN.

16:37 DUDE, how is THIS GUY NOT DEAD?

16:48 OH, he's struggling.

16:56 Oh my gosh.

17:13 LET'S GO!

17:14 [screaming] OH MY GOSH!

17:17 YOU KNOW HOW crazy I had to play?

17:19 Wait, what happened to my pizza box?

17:22 Oh, crap.

17:23 That's not good.

17:31 I will take that though.

17:38 I don't know where I put my pizza box.

17:39 Wow, I just hit that.

17:40 What the heck?

17:41 Him?

17:48 Hi.

17:50 I don't know where my pizza box went.

17:53 Oh, jeez.

17:54 Where did it go?

17:55 That's my everything right now.

17:56 That pizza box is literally my everything.

17:59 Um hmm.

18:01 Got to think really hard.

18:04 Just got to move.

18:06 I don't have a lot of sniper ammo either.

18:09 Oh, that's going to hurt.

18:10 Oh, my little legs.

18:12 My little big fat legs.

18:15 Um okay.

18:21 Just got to go ahead and heal up a little bit.

18:24 Okay, some more shocks.

18:25 That's good.

18:27 I'll buy these.

18:32 I heard footsteps.

18:32 That's really scary.

18:34 Okay, I got to go get these mats.

18:37 Oh, gosh.

18:38 The storm is coming.

18:41 Oh, wait.

18:41 I don't want this.

18:43 Oh, no.

18:43 I got a shock.

18:45 This is not good.

18:46 Honestly, like I'm in a tough position.

18:55 Okay, let's heal up a little bit.

18:57 Maybe that one more barrel there in a second.

18:58 I'm just going to shock him, I think.

19:04 Here we go.

19:07 I'm flying, flying high.

19:12 I don't have the mats, but I got to do this.

19:17 Like this is so important that I do this right.

19:22 This is a challenge I've been wanting to do for the whole freaking season.

19:26 I didn't even think I was going to get it done.

19:28 Now we're close.

19:29 We're closing in.

19:30 Two people stand in my way.

19:36 Oh my I have such good reaction time.

19:40 Brother, what are we doing?

19:41 What are we doing, dude?

19:43 What are we doing?

19:44 Back to the future.

19:45 Back to these.

19:48 Okay.

19:49 Okay.

19:50 Okay, this is good.

19:52 What's that noise?

19:53 I broke a rock.

19:55 Okay.

19:57 Okay, there's pros and cons.

20:01 It's a one-v-one.

20:03 I need that brick.

20:05 I've no idea where this other guy is.

20:07 I think that's the guy that was gliding in.

20:08 He's probably healed at this point.

20:11 We're going to take a far angle.

20:13 Far angle.

20:15 Hopefully he's not thinking the exact same thing.

20:17 That'd be horrible.

20:21 Only one person stands in my way.

20:25 I can't believe this.

20:26 Let's farm up a little bit.

20:27 Want to make sure I have max mats in case I get into an altercation.

20:34 Come on.

20:34 Come on.

20:35 Come on.

20:36 He's got to be on top of this rock.

20:38 He has to be on top of this rock.

20:42 If he's not on top of this rock, I think I like I could do something here.

20:47 Okay.

20:48 Okay, I like that.

20:52 I don't know where he is.

20:53 He's He's honestly freaking me out a little bit.

20:59 Maybe he's in Dude.

21:05 LET'S GO!

21:06 [screaming] I GOT A LITTLE BOBBY.

21:08 OH MY GOSH.

21:10 BUS DRIVER LOOT ONLY AS THE BUS DRIVER.

21:13 GEE FREAKING GEE, BABY.

21:16 OH MY [groaning] OH MY GOSH.

21:24 I'M HIM.

21:25 [screaming] OH MY GOSH, I'M so lucky I got a very new player at the end.

21:34 Okay, that's kind of wild.

21:35 We did 16 limbs in the dub.

21:38 GG.

21:42 GG.

21:43 Oh my gosh.

21:45 Holy freaking gosh, dude.

21:48 Oh my flipping flipping gosh.

21:51 Oh my gosh.

21:51 Should we do the intro live on stream chat?

22:01 This is going to be crazy, so listen up.

22:04 I'm going to win with bus driver loot only.

22:10 That means I first have to be extremely lucky and get the bus driver Wait.

22:16 That means I first That means I first got to be

22:18 extremely lucky and get chosen to be the bus driver.

22:21 Wait, let me say that again.

22:25 That means I first have to be extremely lucky and get Bro, chat.

22:29 Come on, chat.

22:30 I need TO GET IT RIGHT, CHAT.

22:35 THAT MEANS I FIRST GOT TO GET EXTREMELY lucky and be chosen as the bus driver.

22:39 1% odds, by the 1% odds, by the way.

22:43 1% chance, by the way.

22:46 And then I have to steer the bus into a supply drop.

22:50 And race everyone else to that supply drop.

22:55 And then I have to WIN THE GAME AND THEN I HAVE

22:57 to win the game by only USING THE LOOT IN THAT SUPPLY DROP.

23:02 WISH ME LUCK BY HITTING THE THUMBS UP BUTTON.

23:04 I'm going to need it.

23:04 Let's jump right into it.

23:08 [sighs] [snorts] I'm a content machine.

23:13 I was born for this.

23:15 I am Yuji Itadori.

23:20 I am Yuji Itadori.

23:24 With no Sukuna.

23:25 I No Sukuna though.

23:26 No Sukuna.

23:29 No Sukuna.

23:30 You understand?

23:31 You don't understand what I say that?

23:32 If you know ball, you know ball in JJK if you know ball.

23:35 These are the three new skins by the way.

23:37 We've got uh Thor Odinson, Brynhildr, and I can't say her word, brother.

23:43 I think that's technically a swear word.

23:54 Yeah, we can cut out whatever for that, Desman.

24:00 Without glasses and hat, you're a different person.

24:01 Ayo.

24:02 Yo, Trend thank you for the 30 months.

24:04 Favorite 30 My 30 months with my favorite bald streamer.

24:08 Bro.

24:10 Love you, bro.

24:10 Shout out to you, man.

24:12 Ayo, thank you for the 30 months.

24:12 You a legend.

24:14 Uh K Yeah, thank you for the prime.

24:17 Trick, thank you again for the 39 months.

24:21 Uh that deserves a Pokémon pack, chat.

24:25 And this one we're going to do in Trent's honor.

24:30 God pack.

24:34 No god pack, but I believe in the heart of the cards.

24:40 Trent, your butt cheeks, bro.

24:42 Get out of here.

24:46 Man.

24:50 All right, chat.

24:50 Every gifted, I'm opening up a pack.

24:52 I got How many packs do I have?

24:58 I I I got 36.

25:02 I think I got 36 packs.

25:04 I tried my hardest, boss.

25:05 Oh my gosh.

25:07 Dude, you you you if you get me another pack like that, Tren,

25:11 I'm removing Trix VIP, dude.

25:26 That's called collateral damage.

25:28 DG's feeling really good with his haircut.

25:34 [sighs] Wait.

25:35 Oh, this looked different for a second.

25:37 I'm different.

25:38 Yeah, I'm different.

25:40 I'm different.

25:41 Yeah, I'm different.

25:43 It's about time we start taking away VIP.

25:44 Imagine.

25:49 Got to spice up X Desmond's sell spreadsheet, true.

26:16 Yeah, I can use a shotgun.

26:17 Hooray.

26:20 Dude, don't give me this shotgun.

26:29 Dude, I still think we need to make

26:30 the video asking Fortnite to like make this my room.

26:35 You think they would do it, chat?

26:38 I think if we got enough people watching, if we got enough likes and stuff,

26:41 I I think they might They did it for Sypher way back when.

26:47 I just put a little Just put a little something here, you know?

26:54 Do it right now making appeal.

26:59 Should.

27:24 I think someone at Epic hates you or something.

27:25 That's what I'm saying.

27:26 I got to do something like that to like see if they care at all.

27:31 And then if they don't care, chat, WE GOT A GTA 6, BABY.

27:37 WE GOT A GTA 6, BABY.

27:41 That's what we do.

27:44 On the back of the skin, it looks like you muscles and everything.

27:46 True, you're not wrong.

27:48 Uh, this guy's a little smaller than me.

28:15 Bro, this guy's running.

28:23 And then they keep running, running, and running, running, and running, running.

28:29 Okay, chat, I have to make a decision by tonight.

28:33 Am I flying out Los Angeles?

28:37 This sounds ridiculous.

28:38 Am I flying out to Los Angeles to play

28:41 the second last last chance qualifier with Quinn?

28:45 The final hurrah.

28:58 Yeah, I just dunked on that guy.

28:59 I'm not going to lie.

29:04 Call your pa- Char pop, could you send the jet?

29:07 I'll go 100% if you set send the jet.

29:09 Is that cool?

29:10 Can you just like get it fueled up?

29:13 It's a tournament where you lose money.

29:15 Okay, I mean, you're not wrong.

29:19 YO, MAC CLAPS BACK.

29:21 THANK YOU FOR THE FIVE GIFTED, BROTHER.

29:23 Oh my gosh, that's five Pokémon packs.

29:27 Oh my gosh, let's go, Mac claps back.

29:29 Appreciate you.

29:30 I'll open it after this.

29:34 Pilot single engine, guess it could come pick you up.

29:38 I know I did, so can you.

29:40 Yeah, I mean, if you can dude, if you can go and fly up here, man.

29:44 I'll be ready maybe like I could be ready by like 12:00 tomorrow.

29:48 What do you think?

29:52 I think that's good.

29:53 I think that's good timing.

29:59 Yeah, I wouldn't do it for the money because I like competing, dude.

30:01 I'm I'm just like a I'm just like a greyhound at the gates, bro.

30:04 I'm like a horse at the start of the track, bro.

30:07 I just like competing, bro.

30:09 I just like it.

30:10 I just like it a lot, man.

30:12 That's just me to the core.

30:14 If you know me, you know me.

30:29 Don't you say every season it's your last comp season?

30:31 Yeah, I do.

30:34 But that's how much I love it, bro.

30:35 That's how much I'm I'm I'm like I just in, bro, you know?

30:39 Bro, you know what I'm saying, bro?

30:44 You know what I'm saying, bro?

30:46 Ooh, uh Trent, you're probably excited to game I'll play next.

30:54 You're better than Peach just flying and destroy everybody.

30:58 All right.

30:59 It's all I need to say.

31:01 That's all you need to say, fam.

31:07 Say less, bro.

32:29 What I do?

32:31 What I do, baby?

32:32 What I do?

32:33 Ooh, what I do?

32:36 What I do, baby?

32:38 What What do I want to do?

32:49 How does break this down?

32:49 How much is 9 ping going to help you?

32:51 9 ping is all the difference, bro.

32:52 I'm a tier one pro.

32:54 I'm the best player in the universe.

32:55 You get me on LAN, I'm going to I'm going to do numbers.

32:57 I'm going to do wonders.

32:59 I'm going to show the world what I got.

33:05 [snorts] I keep seeing the rift in effect,

33:26 but there's Wait, did I hear someone on my right?

33:29 I think I heard someone on my right.

33:30 Am I tripped?

33:47 That guy's not real.

33:59 That guy's not real.

34:00 I think TG got cloned.

34:03 Hold on.

34:03 You think I got cloned?

34:11 What challenge are you trying to do?

34:12 I'm just playing the game right now.

34:14 But we are going to be playing a brand new PlayStation game very soon.

34:18 Is it I I do I still don't know how to pronounce it properly.

34:20 I think it's Soros.

34:22 Soros?

34:23 I need to try and say it, but it's called Soros.

34:33 Yo, Stoney, do you have a Nintendo?

34:35 love you goat.

34:36 You have a great 10 months and get away for more.

34:37 Oh, thank you so much man.

34:39 Big shout out to you.

34:39 It's always good to see you in chat stony.

34:41 Thank you for all the love homie.

34:43 And then shout out Bad Leo with the 28 months.

34:46 Oh my gosh, another goat.

34:48 Love you.

34:49 Let's see it.

34:53 You guys think this is Logan Paul?

34:57 You could see some similarities.

35:00 Is this game free?

35:01 No, this game is the most expensive game I've ever played brother.

35:04 Not free.

35:07 But don't let them fool you.

35:08 This game is not free.

35:13 RACHEL ABELLA with the 20 months.

35:17 Thank you so much.

35:18 Big shout out to you.

35:18 Let's go.

35:21 Oh my gosh.

35:25 Wish you had an icon skin I would cop it immediately.

35:27 Me too dude.

35:29 Me too.

35:34 Love buying games getting everything I paid for in the game.

35:36 I mean that is cool.

35:38 Do you like that?

35:50 Logistically, there's a lot of robots in pips.

35:58 Did the ping at the pro am help you?

36:01 Uh So it Prime's a little different.

36:06 So I love playing online.

36:07 I I do love playing online.

36:09 So I don't want to make it sound like I don't love playing online.

36:11 Ooh.

36:14 So I really do like playing online, but you're not using like your equipment.

36:18 Which sometimes can feel a little bit different, yeah.

36:26 Like I only use my Razer TM equipment and uh [sighs] I'm used to that, you know.

36:35 What setup would you play on?

36:36 I'd probably play on like something Quingard or I'd bring some equipment.

36:40 Definitely bring equipment actually.

36:46 If Peter can do it and you're Peter Bot's nightmare, that means you can do it.

36:49 True.

36:54 You're not wrong.

36:55 Like you're genuinely not wrong.

37:01 All right, top five situation.

37:07 You're allowed to bring equipment?

37:09 Yeah, you can travel with like keyboards and mice and headphones.

37:13 Yeah.

37:16 Never use that mobile setup you bought?

37:17 Yeah, yeah, I I do use it.

37:20 It's actually currently running the TG 24/7 channel.

37:25 Ditch Quinn and go to OC with Olli.

37:27 I Um Armin, do you do know it's going to start in like 3 hours there, right?

37:35 And the flight's 16 hours.

37:37 You do know that, right?

37:46 How the freak am I going to make it there, Armin?

38:13 I mean, bro.

38:14 The matchmaking in this game is so dog crap, bro.

38:17 Why is that going on my game?

38:21 Feel bad for him.

38:43 It's me versus the leper man.

38:50 Marine 1971 just took out sports barber.

38:58 Guys, I have something some news that might be shocking to you guys,

39:01 but glasses I wear aren't prescription.

39:07 I don't need glasses to see.

39:13 You're the man now, dog.

39:21 I actually got laser eye surgery back in 2013.

39:26 And they're gaming glasses.

39:28 They're They're just blue light blocking glasses.

39:30 They're not They're not a visual aid.

39:34 They're blue light blocking glasses, chat.

39:36 They're not a visual aid.

39:37 I don't need glasses.

39:40 I don't know, like, why are you guys Why are you guys acting like this is

39:43 like the biggest Why are you guys acting

39:45 like I just confirmed aliens exist or something, right?

40:08 How come you never shot lasers out your eyes then?

40:10 I I don't have an answer for that.

40:13 I'm actually mad that I'm not shooting lasers out my eyes as well.

40:19 These are not TG lobbies or not.

40:20 Dude, I I don't know.

40:24 These lobbies are bad.

40:25 I don't know.

40:27 I read everything midnight mode.

40:31 Where's the mini gun located on the map?

40:33 Uh you have to find it in like the drone drops or whatever.

40:37 The drone drops.

40:43 Stream snipers finally took the day off.

40:44 I I uh I went live past her bedtime.

40:53 What happened to launchpad?

40:58 Oh my.

41:00 What?

41:01 Why is this guy just sliding in?

41:08 GG, good try.

41:11 I'm the best.

41:15 Simply the best player of all time.

41:19 Typical gamer, that's me.

41:22 Hitting quad edits.

41:23 I think I'm going to go to LA.

41:25 I was thinking about it more there as I was

41:27 staring into dog pile's eyes or whatever that guy's name is.

41:32 Did everyone just like hit the follow button

41:33 if you think I should go to LA tomorrow?

41:35 Like playing FNCS, like I think I got it in I got that dog in me, bro.

41:40 I all I need is a top 50 to make it day two.

41:43 And then day two, I need a top two.

41:46 That that is hard.

41:50 A top two is hard.

42:01 Let's break it down.

42:02 Do you think ping will make a difference?

42:03 I I think obviously practice and hard

42:09 work and Uh scrimming makes the biggest difference.

42:12 I think ping makes Actually,

42:14 ping is probably the biggest thing that makes a difference.

42:20 All right, let's Okay, so we We still got like about 15 minutes until

42:26 we're going to go ahead and do a new game,

42:29 but we got five packs for Matt Clapp's back.

42:32 Five packs.

42:33 Do you guys think I'm going to pull if Dude,

42:35 the car This set is exploding right now.

42:38 It is so expensive.

42:39 I bought these retail, so I'm happy.

42:42 But like if you try to buy these right now, they are so expensive.

42:48 [sighs] Now, you know, if I go with Quinn,

42:51 we got to figure out a different internet

42:53 situation because um Quinn has fake zero ping.

42:56 I'm not going to lie.

43:01 All right, here we go.

43:02 First pack.

43:02 First pack magic.

43:04 Not hearing reasons for not going to LA.

43:06 Oh, true.

43:09 Okay, first pack magic.

43:13 There was no magic in that pack.

43:15 You and your girlfriend still together?

43:17 I Oh, bro, I no longer have a girlfriend.

43:21 I'm going to be honest with you.

43:23 No.

43:24 It's cuz I have a wife.

43:25 We got married last year.

43:26 Let's go.

43:38 I got a mega Feraligatr.

43:40 He's an alligator.

43:41 Yeah, champ champ, he's an alligator.

43:47 Last year?

43:48 Oh, shoot.

43:48 Wait.

43:50 Uh like a year and 5 months ago.

43:54 Almost 2 years ago.

43:56 He uses macros?

43:57 I do not use macros.

43:59 I probably should, honestly.

44:02 But I'm a goody-two-shoes.

44:03 If you What the freak is that, bro?

44:06 Ellie Bolton belly belly button shika belly shika belly button Oh, hey.

44:12 Congrats, man.

44:13 I didn't even know.

44:13 There we go.

44:14 That's why I told you, brother.

44:18 You're in the doghouse now.

44:19 No, I think I think Samira's cool with that.

44:21 I think I think she's cool with me being off by a day, bro.

44:25 These packs suck.

44:27 Mac class back.

44:29 Kiss this last pack, brother.

44:34 Oh my gosh, shark pup WITH A FIVE GIFTED!

44:39 And he's picking money up in the single prop plane tomorrow.

44:42 Oh my gosh, dude.

44:44 Mac class back these are much for the five gifted, brother.

44:48 Let me open my window real quick.

44:50 And uh yeah.

44:53 Everyone thinks Ali should use macros.

44:55 I'm telling you right now, Ali does use macros.

44:59 He won't admit it, but he does.

45:01 Most pros use macros.

45:04 They use macro.

45:10 [groaning] I've been flying for 27 years, still alive.

45:18 Oh, shoot on me.

45:20 Just single prop, right?

45:21 You're not flying no helicopter.

45:22 Helicopters kind of scare me, bro.

45:26 Helicopters kind of scare me, brother.

45:30 All right.

45:31 Isn't using macros cheating?

45:32 Uh it's against the rules for sure, yeah.

45:34 Uh but most people use them, better pros.

45:37 That's just a I'm just telling you the cold hard facts.

45:41 Use macaroni.

45:46 Use macaroni?

45:48 freak Dude, no no.

45:50 What the freak does use macaroni mean?

45:52 You're starting to make me mad, dude.

45:53 Don't say use macaroni.

45:59 First pack for shark pup.

46:02 Yo, we got a Mega Diancie.

46:06 It's a fancy Mega Diancie.

46:09 Okay, we're looking for a gold card though.

46:12 Looking for a gold card.

46:14 You know what, we're going to give Sharkpup a special gold card.

46:19 Mega Dragonite, Pikachu, Gengar SIR Any of those, five cards, lifetime VIP.

46:30 Five cards.

46:32 Will I win the god pack?

46:35 He gets He gets super VIP.

46:36 It's the ultimate VIP.

46:39 Never gifted before.

46:40 Wow, these How many cards in this pack, bro?

46:46 Bro, instead he gets a freaking leaf thing.

46:54 [sighs]

46:53 Didn't you say I basically already have lifetime VIP with my four years of VIP?

46:56 I mean, dude, you can make whatever inferences you want.

46:59 All right, I'm giving you the cold hard facts.

47:01 Charmander evolves into Charmeleon, who evolves into Charizard,

47:04 who evolves into Mega Charizard, the goat of the franchise.

47:12 Technically, super VIP could be a badge.

47:14 Is that true?

47:19 It's a metal tape or fade.

47:23 It's a metal tape or oh, but two.

47:27 But two.

47:29 But two.

47:32 It's a but two.

47:34 Last pack.

47:35 Last pack.

47:36 Last pack.

47:38 Yeah, you only have until December 22nd, 2028, Sharkpup.

47:41 Let's not jump the gun, okay?

47:43 Here we go.

47:44 Here we go.

47:47 Yeah, if you get a god pack, we'll rewrite history.

47:51 We'll say that you were the first ever VIP.

47:53 You were the first lifetime VIP.

48:02 Bro.

48:02 You know, it's the important thing is that we tried, right?

48:08 The important thing is that like chat,

48:09 if we think about it, the important thing is that we tried.

48:13 Is that we we didn't give up.

48:17 Is that we believed in ourselves.

48:20 And that we are putting on Brunhild, the most powerful mythic Valkyrie's.

48:26 This pack is fire, bro.

48:27 If you're going to be picking it up in the item shop, use code typical gamer.

48:30 Code typical gamer item shop, t y p i c a l g m e r.

48:33 If you use this code, you're just bigger,

48:35 better, faster, and stronger than everybody.

48:37 That's just the facts, all right?

48:38 And you'll have 10 million years of good luck.

48:40 There won't be a spider that lands on your face, and I won't steal your dog.

48:44 Okay?

48:44 Code typical gamer item shop.

48:45 Thank you very much.

48:46 Hashtag epic partner.

48:47 Love to see it.

48:48 Out of being badaboom.

48:49 Oh my gosh.

48:50 Dude, shark cup just came in with the Go sir, five more gifted.

48:54 Five more gifted.

48:55 Thank you so much, shark club.

48:57 Oh my gosh, bro.

48:58 Shark club's accountant's like, dude, not again.

49:01 I got to make I got to tell the IRS that this is an investment.

49:06 I got to tell the IRS this is an investment, and I I just can't do anymore.

49:10 Charmillion evolves into Charizard.

49:12 Come on.

49:13 It's bull crap, bro.

49:17 I think it's a good investment, chat.

49:21 Okay, but what have you heard about this game I'm about to play, uh trend?

49:29 Yeah, like I haven't got a gold card in so long.

49:32 Hello.

49:34 Hi, how are you, Smara?

49:37 I'm trying to decide if we're going to go to LA to like play the tournament,

49:40 where I'm trying to ask everyone's opinion.

49:43 We should make it out Okay, if I do it, chat, should I vlog it?

49:52 Charity deduction.

49:57 OH MY GOSH, BRAD WYATT.

49:59 THANK YOU FOR THE MEMBERSHIP AND THE GIFTED.

50:00 You're a legend, brother.

50:02 Thank you.

50:02 Thank you so much.

50:03 Do you have a purple count?

50:04 If you do, I can pop some some packs in your honor.

50:06 Let me know.

50:07 Then shout out to Gamer King.

50:08 Thank you.

50:09 Boom.

50:10 Dude, another Badou.

50:12 OH MY GOSH.

50:13 SHARK BUFF, THIS CARD LOVES YOU.

50:15 Samira loves that card.

50:16 At least you're making Samira happy.

50:20 At least you're doing that.

50:23 At least you can know, Shark Buff,

50:24 with every pack I open it's a net loss for me, you know?

50:27 That could make you happy.

50:30 But I don't think you operate like that.

50:35 All right.

50:36 Come on.

50:36 This is the final pack.

50:40 I mean, it's just all It was all trash.

50:41 I'm not going to lie.

50:42 It was all trash.

50:44 It was all trash except for the card that Samira really enjoys.

50:49 What am I hearing?

50:59 When is GTA V mods coming back?

51:01 Chat, if I just started streaming GTA V mods only and never

51:03 played Fortnite again cuz they won't give me an icon skin,

51:05 do you think that'd be cool?

51:11 Just curious.

51:26 Yeah, you guys are definitely owned.

51:30 A GTA V stream, don't worry.

51:31 It will happen.

51:34 Just like Just like me watching [snorts] Just like me watching K-pop demons.

51:44 I can't say I can't say with a straight face.

51:46 I can't say with a straight face.

52:09 You kidding me?

52:25 Don't take an eagle chat with me, all right, bozo?

52:31 Want to see the Lego build, bro?

52:32 I have not touched it.

52:33 I'm not even going to lie.

52:34 Like I need to I need to work on it.

52:52 Okay, like would I would I stream though if I went to LA or no?

52:56 Cuz I don't know if I can stream.

52:57 I can I can record it.

52:59 Like would I make a real life video?

53:00 What do you guys think?

53:05 Like if I didn't stream it but I recorded

53:07 and made like a in real life vlog thing, would you guys like that?

53:13 iPhone stream, bro?

54:05 What was that noise?

54:09 Wait, what was that?

54:10 I just fell.

55:08 Yeah, oh, I'm primed up, chat.

55:09 I'm primed up.

55:13 Chat, am I primed up?

55:16 Chat, am I primed up?

55:43 Düsseldorf!

56:11 DüSSELDORF!

56:16 See the game play lag occasionally?

56:18 I don't Looks fine to me.

56:24 I don't know.

56:24 It looks fine to me.

56:26 Doesn't look framey.

56:27 I'm looking at my OBS right now.

56:29 Did anybody else see that or no?

56:43 Wait, what?

56:44 What am I looking at?

56:46 What?

56:47 Where did he go?

56:53 I'm gent I don't know this building well enough.

57:00 Oh my gosh.

57:01 I'm so Where did he go?

57:03 Chat, somebody help me out.

58:32 I can't even see.

59:18 I missed.

59:22 Bro, HOW IS HE ALIVE?

59:23 WHAT IS HE WHAT IS HE POPPING?

59:26 I'm so confused.

59:27 How is he alive?

59:35 I genuinely how is I hit the guy with the full arsenal, bro.

59:40 Let's go, Ollie.

59:41 You're going to qualify today, dude.

59:43 I believe in you.

1:00:08 Look at my macro compared to that.

1:00:09 Bro, Ollie has such a crazy macro.

1:00:12 Get low delay haircut.

1:00:13 Yeah, dude.

1:00:14 I think I'm going to I'm thinking I'm going to have to travel to Los Angeles,

1:00:16 I think, to uh my best chance of qualifying, Ollie.

1:00:19 What do you think?

1:00:21 I think I'm going to have to do it for zero.

1:00:23 I think I'm going to try to do it zero.

1:00:30 It's my best chance to qualify.

1:00:36 That is not worth What?

1:00:38 See, everybody in chat says it's worth.

1:00:40 Why would you say it's not worth?

1:00:43 I think it's worth.

1:00:43 I got to do it.

1:01:09 [sighs] That is not worth go crazy and have you have you said that?

1:01:11 Dude, I you know what?

1:01:12 Ollie, I'm going to I might have to do it.

1:01:18 Live your LA dreams.

1:01:19 Chat's really hyping me up.

1:01:20 I don't know.

1:01:21 I feel like I have to go.

1:01:34 Ollie, if you want to learn how to like shoot like that, just let me know.

1:01:37 I kind of got I kind of got those moves.

1:01:41 I just snapped on that guy.

1:01:59 Did he eliminate him?

1:02:04 I think he did eliminate him.

1:02:06 Eliminate him like last second.

1:02:10 You are versing drones, bro.

1:02:13 Wait, what does that mean?

1:02:14 Like that they're really good?

1:02:24 I could try restarting my just the Elgato signal,

1:02:28 but who's going to stop me, TG?

1:02:31 Bro.

1:02:32 Ranger, what does that mean?

1:02:35 Oh gosh, I know what it means.

1:02:38 I have capture card lag at fast moments.

1:02:41 How do I fix it?

1:02:55 Yo, Willie!

1:02:56 Thank you for the prime.

1:03:00 [screaming] Who let the dogs out?

1:03:12 Who?

1:03:13 Who?

1:03:13 Who?

1:03:14 Who?

1:03:14 Who let the dogs out?

1:03:16 Who?

1:03:16 Who?

1:03:17 Who?

1:03:17 Who let the dogs out?

1:03:19 Who?

1:03:20 Who?

1:03:20 Who?

1:03:20 Who?

1:03:21 Who let the dogs out?

1:03:22 Who?

1:03:23 Who?

1:03:23 Who?

1:03:33 Glub.

1:03:34 Glub.

1:03:34 Glub.

1:03:35 Glub.

1:03:35 Glub.

1:03:36 Glub.

1:03:36 Glub.

1:03:49 Ah, [sighs] Trent, sometimes you just got to peel

1:03:51 the band-aid off and just go for it, you know?

1:03:54 Sometimes you just got to go for it.

1:03:55 Let me see.

1:03:56 Maybe this will fix it.

1:03:56 Okay, well, we're going to play the other game now,

1:03:58 so Um shout out to Um Leo Lemmy, thank you for the dono.

1:04:05 Uh Kale, thank you so much for the 10.

1:04:07 RIP Bloodbath and Mr.

1:04:08 Scruffles, never forgotten.

1:04:09 Been watching you since I grew up.

1:04:10 Let's go, bro.

1:04:11 I mean, those are some OG callouts.

1:04:13 Appreciate you, man.

1:04:14 Those are some OG callouts.

1:04:15 You legend.

1:04:16 And then we got uh Bradway.

1:04:18 Thank you as well, guy.

1:04:20 Uh I'll pop it open, bro.

1:04:22 Uh and then we have AVKT Willie, thank you for the 10 months.

1:04:24 All right, Bradway with the five gifted five packs.

1:04:26 Bradway, let me know if you got a purple platform.

1:04:29 Look out.

1:04:33 What game you playing?

1:04:33 I I So, dude, I have we have

1:04:36 been honored to continuously be sponsored by PlayStation,

1:04:40 which is absolutely insane.

1:04:42 Um and today's another sponsorship by PlayStation.

1:04:45 I I Dude, you know me.

1:04:46 I You guys don't even know my story with PlayStation.

1:04:48 I love Play- I LOVE PIKACHU!

1:04:52 I love PlayStation, bro.

1:04:55 All right, come on, Bradway.

1:04:57 Bradway.

1:04:58 He got a Meganium.

1:05:02 I like that.

1:05:04 I la la like that.

1:05:18 Okay, two packs duds.

1:05:20 Please read this.

1:05:21 What's up for eggs?

1:05:33 Oh, Zoroark.

1:05:35 Zoroark.

1:05:35 Can we get one good card today?

1:05:41 Regionally on anyways.

1:05:46 Romero eliminating Ali Royale in your random Halloween boss challenge.

1:05:50 I unfortunately do not remember that.

1:05:52 I'm sure your friend is a good guy.

1:05:53 Tell him I said hi.

1:05:56 All right, well we got one more pack here.

1:05:57 Last pack magic for Bradway.

1:06:02 Hi duo.

1:06:03 What's up Quinn?

1:06:04 But are we doing this?

1:06:05 Should I Should I play Al Quinn?

1:06:14 Here we go.

1:06:14 Last pack magic.

1:06:16 Nothing bro.

1:06:17 Bradway, thank you so much for the gifted.

1:06:19 Flyout, we got a qual.

1:06:20 Oh my god.

1:06:22 What the heck?

1:06:24 Why'd you walk in like that Samira?

1:06:28 Another code I'm emailing.

1:06:39 Removed it all?

1:06:41 You removed it all?

1:06:42 Well, it messed up all of I

1:06:48 never forgot that toenail polish remover removes fingernails.

1:06:52 I like didn't think of it.

1:06:54 Like I just didn't think of it.

1:06:55 So much she She She just did her nails and she got the other

1:06:59 And I went to go do my toenails and then it took off my fingernail.

1:07:02 Yeah, that's rough.

1:07:05 That's rough.

1:07:05 All right.

1:07:06 Um, guys, I got to take down some posters in my background.

1:07:11 You guys can watch me take them down.

1:07:14 It's just cuz copyright laws and stuff for the sponsor stream.

1:07:16 So, give me a give me a second.

1:07:18 Give me a second.

1:07:19 Looking fresh.

1:07:20 Brandon, you're a cutie patootie, brother.

1:07:27 I think I'll toss that out.

1:07:41 And the other Charizard.

1:07:55 The Naruto and the Kakashi got to go.

1:08:09 Then we got the of course Itachi and Sasuke.

1:08:18 I mean, Brick, cuz I saw you ask.

1:08:20 These are real These are real and painted.

1:08:22 Like these are actually painted.

1:08:24 I don't know if you could tell.

1:08:26 They're like actually painted, though.

1:08:29 They're one of ones.

1:08:41 I also have to remove Charmander.

1:08:44 You guys have a close-up look at Charmander if you want.

1:08:48 All right.

1:08:50 Looking good.

1:08:51 Made out of Lego.

1:08:57 Oh, crap.

1:08:58 I think I broke that off.

1:09:14 All right.

1:09:16 Do I see any IP issues in the back now?

1:09:31 All right, and before I go into the sponsor segment chat,

1:09:34 any more Pokémon pack takers?

1:09:36 I can't take any more past this point, probably.

1:09:49 We still haven't hit anything decent.

1:09:55 What's up, Mia Donna?

1:09:57 Oh my gosh, Shark Pup.

1:09:59 With the Hail Mary gifted.

1:10:02 He's going to swipe a pack, bro.

1:10:05 Wait, this is actually low-key the strat.

1:10:08 This is low-key the strat, bro.

1:10:10 Here we go.

1:10:21 Low-key the strat again, absolutely nothing, dude.

1:10:23 Because I like Shark Pup, though, we hit him with the back-to-back.

1:10:42 The back-to-back nothing.

1:10:49 [sighs] Pokémon packs are the best thing ever.

1:10:59 All right, next person that gifts, it's only offered open to one person.

1:11:03 I will open Pokémon packs until I hit anything that's above a holo.

1:11:08 Last chance, last offer.

1:11:11 First person to swipe it.

1:11:15 Shark pup got it.

1:11:16 All right.

1:11:19 Okay.

1:11:22 Shark pup got it and then trick gave five.

1:11:24 Mac class back gave five.

1:11:27 Or no, he gave one.

1:11:29 Uh I'm I'm a Bros want to farm money.

1:11:36 Only I lose money on every pack.

1:11:39 By a lot.

1:11:43 It's for the love of the game, bro.

1:11:46 All right, I'm throwing in trick into it as well.

1:11:50 Do you want me to throw You want to throw Mac in there, too?

1:11:53 I'll throw Mac in there, too.

1:11:54 If If we hit anything big, we'll give him a year of VIP.

1:11:58 There we go.

1:12:02 All right, here we go.

1:12:03 We're we're Okay, this could mean we're opening till we get a hit,

1:12:07 which means anything above a holo.

1:12:12 So that means a EX counts.

1:12:13 That means if I get one of these, it counts.

1:12:15 Or do we understand the rules?

1:12:18 You understand the rules of interaction?

1:12:19 Oh gosh, why can't I focus?

1:12:32 All right, here we go.

1:12:34 Mac's his first pack.

1:12:39 Okay, well not first pack.

1:12:43 Oh my gosh, Quinn with 100 bitties.

1:12:45 Thank you so much, Quinn.

1:12:47 Boo-ya.

1:12:48 Alpha hunting for the membership.

1:12:50 All right, let's see.

1:12:51 Pack number two.

1:12:57 No, okay.

1:12:58 Okay.

1:13:00 One for two already.

1:13:06 Okay, can we Is it in the third pack with Pikachu over here?

1:13:14 No, okay, bro.

1:13:15 We got to keep opening.

1:13:18 OH MY GOSH.

1:13:23 OKAY, fourth pack.

1:13:27 This is This is a yikes deal for me.

1:13:31 Dude.

1:13:34 Fifth pack.

1:13:48 Fifth pack.

1:13:52 Oh, bro, it's a Dragapult.

1:13:55 We got a Dragapult.

1:13:57 Rip.

1:13:59 Rip.

1:14:02 God pack.

1:14:03 Wait, Ring did you get anything good?

1:14:05 How many packs have you opened?

1:14:11 Well, I I Shark I made it very clear the rules of engagement including EX.

1:14:23 You opened 800 ascended just to get the Dragonite SR.

1:14:25 I mean, the Dragonite SAR is really nice.

1:14:30 But 800 Wait, 800?

1:14:33 You opened 800?

1:14:38 Or 80?

1:14:40 I think you meant 80, chat.

1:14:44 Yeah, I'm opening one for Brandon cuz he's a he's a good guy.

1:14:47 Woah, woah, woah, this pack feels heavy.

1:14:50 This pack feels heavy.

1:14:56 Oh my gosh.

1:14:59 Not a god pack.

1:15:00 We got Brandon as a rabbit.

1:15:02 We got Brandon as a gerbil thing.

1:15:06 We got Brandon as a vanilla ice cream can.

1:15:08 We got Brandon as a koala.

1:15:10 We got Brandon as a gold duck.

1:15:12 We got Brandon as a bass.

1:15:14 We got Brandon as Charmilion.

1:15:17 We got Pancham as Brandon.

1:15:20 We got Monkey Dory as Brandon.

1:15:21 Then we got a Terapagos as Brandon.

1:15:28 [sighs] Not a 800 I'm in it to win it, buddy.

1:15:34 Peace.

1:15:35 Yo Jerry, thank you for the gifted.

1:15:36 Let's pop open a pack, Jerry.

1:15:38 Yeah, I don't have that many more packs.

1:15:41 You thought about collecting the Japanese versions?

1:15:43 I have opened Japanese before, but I just like English at the moment.

1:15:46 All right, Jerry.

1:15:49 Pig, Bellsprout, Blast Trumpet, Hitmontop.

1:15:53 Dugtrio, Raichu, Air Balloon, Delcatty.

1:15:56 These packs are freaking garbage, dude.

1:15:59 Oh my gosh, Brandon just gifted one on top of this free one.

1:16:03 I can't in good faith take a free pack, so here's some All right, dude.

1:16:06 Well, guess what?

1:16:06 Now you get on one on top of it.

1:16:10 Poké Pad.

1:16:12 Diglett, Wormadam, Charmander, Charmeleon, Team Rocket's Peril, Weepinbell.

1:16:17 Oh my gosh, what is that?

1:16:19 Oh god, what is It's a Koraidon.

1:16:31 Did the raider weigh my packs?

1:16:33 Let me count these.

1:16:34 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10 11 12 13 14 more packs, chat.

1:16:46 Your tongue looks blue?

1:16:48 My tongue is not blue.

1:16:51 My tongue is pink as pink can be, brother.

1:16:58 14 more packs.

1:16:59 Are we Are we giving up, chat?

1:17:02 Retain these addresses for your records.

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1:17:30 Oh.

1:17:34 Deal, Sharpedo.

1:17:36 Deal.

1:17:38 You and Jerry going in on this.

1:17:41 All right.

1:17:43 Sharpedo.

1:17:45 Okay, wait.

1:17:47 Sharpedo gifted five.

1:17:49 So, now I have to rip until I get a hit.

1:17:55 And you know what I'm going to do?

1:17:56 Cuz I like Sharpedo.

1:18:00 I'm going to rip until I get a full art plus.

1:18:05 That's what I'm going to do.

1:18:07 You know, cuz Sharpedo said this card's weak.

1:18:11 Okay, but here's the thing, okay?

1:18:13 If I pull a full art right away, he gets L scammed.

1:18:24 All right, Jerry.

1:18:26 Sharpedo, let's go.

1:18:30 God pack him coming magic.

1:18:33 Ob.

1:18:34 You packed.

1:18:36 I swear this is the same pack Brendan got.

1:18:44 I'm not going to count it.

1:18:45 I You know what?

1:18:46 I'm not going to count it.

1:18:47 I'm not going to count it.

1:18:48 That's not To me that that's worse than a EX.

1:18:51 I'm not counting it.

1:18:53 I'm not counting that garbage, bro.

1:18:57 I'm not counting that garbage, bro.

1:18:59 I'm simply not counting that trash.

1:19:02 Yo, uh Bradway, thank you for the gifted, Bradway.

1:19:05 Let's go.

1:19:06 Okay, he said 15 seconds.

1:19:07 Let's wait for Shark Bot to come back.

1:19:08 Make a Pull Man challenge.

1:19:11 Pull Man challenge.

1:19:12 What happened to your room?

1:19:13 Are you moving again?

1:19:14 Uh no, I had to take it down for the sponsor coming up.

1:19:15 All right, Shark Bot's back.

1:19:16 Here we go.

1:19:19 It's upside down.

1:19:20 Upside down, good luck.

1:19:22 Upside down, good luck.

1:19:33 All right, here we go.

1:19:34 Come on.

1:19:35 Third pack.

1:19:36 Anything under five packs W scam.

1:19:41 Anything above, L scam.

1:19:45 Dude, I should have I should have I should have counted the EXs, bro.

1:19:52 Should have counted the EXs.

1:19:56 Okay, fourth one.

1:19:58 Does he read these?

1:19:59 I do, Bill.

1:20:00 All right, here we go.

1:20:04 Are you playing second chance qualifiers?

1:20:05 Yes.

1:20:07 All right, here we go.

1:20:08 Come on.

1:20:10 I dude, Shark Bot has succeeded.

1:20:13 It's now the fifth pack.

1:20:22 Every pack has the ice cream cone, let's see.

1:20:26 Not this one.

1:20:29 YEAH!

1:20:30 WE GOT A SIDEKICK, BABY.

1:20:32 LET'S GO.

1:20:35 Oh my gosh, we got a full art.

1:20:37 This is actually This is actually one of the best

1:20:40 This is the best full art you can get in this set.

1:20:43 Huge.

1:20:44 It's the best full art you can get in this set.

1:20:47 And then there's a Lunatone.

1:20:50 And this Frostlast Frostmoth.

1:20:54 Uh best IR.

1:20:55 That's the best IR.

1:20:56 But you know what?

1:20:56 That is not lifetime VIP for sure.

1:21:03 Just even.

1:21:04 Yeah, honestly just even.

1:21:05 Okay, so we have three six nine left.

1:21:17 Same deal.

1:21:20 Same deal, go.

1:21:21 Same deal, go.

1:21:23 Same deal, go.

1:21:26 [laughter] I'm feeling lucky.

1:21:26 I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm going to pull an IR right back-to-back.

1:21:30 I feel like I feel like it's going to happen.

1:21:34 Here we go.

1:21:36 You pre-fired?

1:21:36 You're like, "Uh he's got to see us." Here we go.

1:21:40 Feeling lucky.

1:21:43 Rip.

1:21:45 Can I just like Can I just Please.

1:21:48 Yo Jerry, thank you so much as well, dude.

1:21:49 Let's go.

1:21:51 Come on.

1:21:52 Anything under five, I win.

1:21:55 But this is kind of fun.

1:21:57 Anything under FIVE UNDER FIVE?

1:21:58 YEAH!

1:22:00 LET'S GO!

1:22:02 IT'S A HORRIBLE CARD, but it's a full art.

1:22:03 Let's go.

1:22:06 Let's go!

1:22:08 I did it.

1:22:10 Let's go, chat.

1:22:11 I'm winner.

1:22:13 I'm winner.

1:22:14 Let's go, chat.

1:22:17 Woo!

1:22:20 Woo!

1:22:24 W's.

1:22:25 All right, we still got We got seven left.

1:22:34 [sighs] It looks colorful.

1:22:40 It is colorful.

1:22:48 All right.

1:22:48 All right.

1:22:48 All right, sharp up.

1:22:49 Here's the Here's the deal.

1:22:50 Ready?

1:22:52 Okay, you ready?

1:22:54 I'm not even going to say my deal.

1:22:59 I don't I only got seven left, though.

1:23:03 3 6 7 Okay, what's the What's the deal, sharp up?

1:23:07 You tell me, what's the deal?

1:23:09 Let's pop it then then we got to do the sponsor cuz I got to go to bed after.

1:23:15 Tell me what's good.

1:23:19 Now, you tell me.

1:23:21 I'm a spice in it up for you.

1:23:24 I was going to aim higher, but you know what?

1:23:26 Since you pre-fired me, I like it.

1:23:30 I'm changing the rules.

1:23:34 If I hit a full art, I stop.

1:23:37 But, if I hit an SIR, any SIR, I'll give you lifetime.

1:23:50 This is it.

1:23:52 This is it.

1:23:55 Any SIR that's not a trainer.

1:24:00 All right, here we go.

1:24:04 My dog is watching.

1:24:05 Good luck for me.

1:24:09 Here we go.

1:24:10 Fresh cut.

1:24:11 Thank you so much, Jenny.

1:24:15 Okay, okey-dokey.

1:24:19 Dude, Brandon, if I pull God pack, I'll freak I would go crazy, brother.

1:24:25 I was kind of hoping to got packed right there.

1:24:26 That is that was good clip material, you know.

1:24:31 YEAH!

1:24:35 OH MY GOSH!

1:24:37 [screaming] OH!

1:24:44 Pika Pikachu Pika Pika Oh my gosh!

1:24:51 Let's go!

1:24:54 A massively off-centered Pikachu.

1:24:56 Boo-ya!

1:24:59 Cinema And that is, ladies and gentlemen,

1:25:04 lifetime VIP finally for the goat himself, Shark pup.

1:25:09 Let's get some W's in chat.

1:25:11 Oh my gosh!

1:25:14 Yeah, the centering is not great.

1:25:16 Do you guys see this side?

1:25:18 Or no, this side has a lot more to give than the other side.

1:25:23 Let's go!

1:25:24 Let's get W's in chat for Shark pup.

1:25:27 Oh man.

1:25:28 Dude, Shark pup, don't make fun of the Pikachu that got you here, bro.

1:25:32 Don't make fun of the Pikachu that got you here.

1:25:35 You didn't range just crying in the club right now.

1:25:37 We hitting a PSA 4 with this Okay.

1:25:39 I'm putting it down, bro.

1:25:40 You guys are making fun of the Pikachu.

1:25:43 Yeah, this thing is I'm selling this raw.

1:25:44 This this is like I got to This is Oh dude, I love this card though.

1:25:49 Is this not the best Pikachu art, chat?

1:25:53 Oh my gosh.

1:25:54 Sam's watching.

1:25:55 Shout out to Sam, chat.

1:25:57 I love this Pikachu.

1:25:58 Oh my gosh.

1:25:59 Dude, this is the coolest Pikachu card.

1:26:03 Ninja just has to open 800 more cards to get there.

1:26:08 Okay, well, technically Shark pup hit,

1:26:11 which means I got five packs I'm going to open.

1:26:15 First person that gifts us up.

1:26:21 See you later.

1:26:23 Do well today, dude.

1:26:28 That one's really cool.

1:26:29 That one's actually really cool.

1:26:35 Okay, Shark pup gifted.

1:26:43 Shark pup already He already got it and he just he just gifted.

1:26:47 He's gifting for Sparkle pony.

1:26:50 Okay.

1:26:52 Let's get it.

1:26:53 Let's get it, dude, for Sparkle

1:26:54 pony the undisputed undisputed ballistic champion.

1:27:02 100% win rate.

1:27:04 Crazy.

1:27:08 Oh!

1:27:10 Oh!

1:27:11 IT'S A FULL ART, BABY.

1:27:14 OH!

1:27:14 And the Katie's cut in the back.

1:27:18 Okay, wait.

1:27:18 Wait.

1:27:18 Low key This card's kind of tough.

1:27:23 This card's kind of tough.

1:27:26 This card's fire.

1:27:28 W.

1:27:32 It's a W card, right?

1:27:35 Like what do we What do we All right, three more packs.

1:27:41 You could chew right there.

1:27:41 Hey, can we go back-to-back Pikachus?

1:27:43 That'd be insane.

1:27:44 It is probably not going to happen though.

1:27:46 God pack.

1:27:47 God pack.

1:27:48 God pack.

1:27:49 God pack.

1:27:50 God pack.

1:27:50 God pack.

1:27:53 Google says that Pikachu is over a thousand dollars raw and Google is right.

1:27:56 That card is worth a lot of money.

1:28:02 Oh!

1:28:06 Goodnaughty.

1:28:08 Goodnaughty.

1:28:11 Pretty cool.

1:28:13 All right, last pack magic.

1:28:19 Then we're hopping in the sponsor segment.

1:28:24 No, no.

1:28:24 I mean, there's one more chance.

1:28:26 You're not a god pack.

1:28:29 Here we go.

1:28:32 Whomp, whomp, whomp.

1:28:35 Thank you so much, the shark pup.

1:28:38 Congratulations on the life time VIP.

1:28:42 The legend finally got what he deserves.

1:28:44 Let's go, big old W.

1:28:48 The crowd on this top, bro, he's tough, bro.

1:28:50 He's tough.

1:28:52 All right, uh code typical shop, you already know what's up.

1:28:55 Um Um Think.

1:29:11 Okay.

1:29:12 No, the rest of my background is fine, chat.

1:29:13 It's all really blurred.

1:29:15 And this is just a random alien.

1:29:16 I don't You guys are saying this guy has a name.

1:29:18 This is a random alien, right, chat?

1:29:20 We can all agree?

1:29:21 This guy doesn't have a name, random alien.

1:29:23 Random alien.

1:29:25 We all agree he's a random alien?

1:29:28 I found him at a garage sale.

1:29:31 It's just a random alien, bro.

1:29:36 It might be ET, I don't know.

1:29:37 It might It could possibly be ET.

1:29:40 Uh let me just get a um I need something to mix my signal up.

1:29:43 Give me one sec.

1:29:59 Hello.

1:30:01 Hello.

1:30:04 Hello.

1:30:06 Hello.

1:30:09 Hello.

1:30:44 All right, just so you guys know, I got to figure out this wire mess.

1:30:51 So, you guys got to give me maybe a brief moment under my desk.

1:30:56 What the heck is it?

1:30:57 Someone said the barber was playing Tetris.

1:30:59 What does that mean?

1:31:01 Saw the whole Grand Canyon.

1:31:02 What is this Bro, you guys just making stuff up?

1:31:06 Put a hat on the alien so you can't really tell.

1:31:10 It's just an alien, bro.

1:31:11 I like why are we freaking out over an alien, chat?

1:31:15 It's just an alien.

1:31:17 It's just a random alien.

1:31:22 Not a big deal.

1:31:23 It's a random alien.

1:31:26 Yeah, but you can give him drip.

1:31:27 No, it's not, Triton.

1:31:28 Don't say that.

1:31:29 It's not true.

1:31:31 Not Dude, what is What is a soda?

1:31:34 Someone's spelling like soda with a Y.

1:31:36 I don't understand.

1:31:41 That's not how you spell soda.

1:31:50 That's not how you spell soda.

1:31:53 That's his name?

1:31:55 The alien doesn't have a name.

1:31:57 He's just like, "What are you saying,

1:31:58 bro?" The alien doesn't have a name, Like, why you're delusional.

1:32:04 You're delulu.

1:32:05 You're delulu fam.

1:32:06 You're delulu fam.

1:32:09 We should name him?

1:32:11 I kind of like that name the guy gave him, actually.

1:32:18 Let's call him soda Let's call him soda.

1:32:20 Why don't we call the little alien That guy's name is soda.

1:32:24 We call him soda?

1:32:27 W soda.

1:32:28 Let's go W soda in chat.

1:32:29 All right, I'm going underneath my desk.

1:32:31 What's that, bro?

1:32:32 I'll be right back one sec.

1:32:42 I'm still here.

1:32:56 I have to find needle in a haystack.

1:33:01 Huh?

1:33:01 Great.

1:33:23 Guys, I'm so confu- I'm not going to lie, I'm so confused.

1:33:26 I have so many wires under my desk.

1:33:30 Oh my gosh, Pat.

1:33:37 DG used to be a clown with the red and blue hair,

1:33:39 and bro, you literally supported your super red and blue hat.

1:33:43 I would die, bro.

1:33:46 User, I I genuine- Are you speaking English?

1:33:49 I don't know what you're saying.

1:33:52 I can't believe we pulled the dripped out Pikachu.

1:33:55 I don't I don't know what that word is.

1:33:58 Mhm.

1:33:59 Soda.

1:34:00 The crooked people Dude, shark puppet, I have never seen a more crooked card.

1:34:07 I know this does not reflect on your character.

1:34:16 Hey chat, give me 1 second.

1:34:17 I'm trying to figure this out.

1:34:20 Can you guys hear me?

1:34:22 Adjusting the foot cam, bro.

1:34:23 No, Rio.

1:34:25 Oh gosh, the mouse is just like trying to stuff Never mind.

1:34:30 Um shoot, where is this monitor?

1:34:34 Wait, I legit might not Um this is like I

1:34:41 I should not be using so much IQ right now.

1:34:44 I should actually not be so using so much IQ right now.

1:34:47 Do you guys like my shorts?

1:34:52 Do you guys like my shorts?

1:35:07 Okay, I need to find this wire.

1:35:12 Give me 1 second.

1:35:13 I'm going to I'm going to tug on it.

1:35:16 Oh, there it is.

1:35:17 Okay.

1:35:19 Where we going, little guy?

1:35:26 I got it, chat.

1:35:26 Chat, I got it.

1:35:28 I got it.

1:35:29 I HAVE IT.

1:35:34 IT'S ALWAYS SO FUN WATCHING TG navigate tech, bro.

1:35:37 Come on, bro.

1:35:39 Why you guys clowning on me, dude?

1:35:41 Haven't I been nice to you guys?

1:35:47 Do you have pets, bro Joel?

1:35:48 Come on, I got a dog, I got a cat.

1:35:54 Okay.

1:36:02 Okay, wait.

1:36:02 How does this mean?

1:36:05 I need this one.

1:36:07 Okay.

1:36:08 This Oh.

1:36:21 Okay, wait.

1:36:25 Okay.

1:36:27 The input is the PlayStation.

1:36:32 And the output is the Elgato and my screen.

1:36:39 Right?

1:36:42 The input is my PlayStation.

1:36:48 Okay, I got it.

1:36:49 I got it.

1:36:52 Remember when your toenail came off?

1:36:53 Why are we bringing this up?

1:37:00 Okay.

1:37:05 Put this in my place.

1:37:21 There I got this.

1:37:22 I think I got it.

1:37:23 I think I got it.

1:37:25 Do I need mega VIP?

1:37:26 Oh, we'll make it.

1:37:27 We'll make it.

1:37:35 Okay.

1:37:39 Dude, I actually need a promotion, chat.

1:37:41 Chat, if this if this works, I need a promotion.

1:37:45 If this works, I need a promotion, chat.

1:37:47 Deal?

1:37:49 Your dogs were out.

1:37:50 Bro, what are you saying?

1:37:52 What are you like um what are you saying, chat?

1:38:02 Here we go.

1:38:05 Um let me turn off this gaming PC, hold up.

1:38:12 Bro, use the physical therapy What is that dude?

1:38:15 You guys sometimes say things that I have

1:38:18 I generally have no idea what you mean.

1:38:40 WHY DOESN'T IT WORK?

1:38:45 NO, DUDE.

1:38:58 CHAT, am I thinking about it wrong?

1:39:01 The inputs to my PlayStation and the outputs to my Elgato and my screen.

1:39:07 That makes sense.

1:39:19 That doesn't make sense?

1:39:51 [sighs] Give me one second.

1:39:54 My PlayStation's white.

1:39:56 When it's When it's white, does that mean means it's on, right?

1:40:28 Yeah, I messed up so bad.

1:40:31 Oh my, what did I just do?

1:40:33 Dude.

1:40:35 Oh my chat, I'm so dumb.

1:40:36 I'm Guys, will do me a favor and never ask me what I did wrong.

1:40:47 Guys, do me a favor and never ask me what I did wrong.

1:40:53 Oh my gosh.

1:40:57 Do me a favor and never ask me what I did wrong.

1:41:09 Never ask me what I did wrong.

1:41:11 Oh gosh.

1:41:31 All right.

1:41:33 Sorrows.

1:41:39 [music] [music] [music] Is it loud?

1:41:57 Let me turn up my lights.

1:42:00 [music] [music] [music] This looks so cool cuz I'm going to go purchase it now.

1:42:21 My favorite streamer's playing it.

1:42:23 [music] Okay, I'm just Let me just make sure I got

1:42:28 this uh Make sure I [music] got all this stuff right.

1:42:37 Yo, why is this It's always kind of busting.

1:42:42 [music] [music] Give me 1 second.

1:42:57 I'm just reading through the document chat.

1:42:58 Give me 1 second.

1:43:06 PlayStation They got They got They got some you know,

1:43:12 the PlayStation's a big company.

1:43:13 They got a They got some big things that they got to got to cover, you know.

1:43:20 Okay, give me 1 sec.

1:43:32 So, this game actually isn't yet, by the way.

1:43:39 Which is pretty cool.

1:43:42 Oh, yeah.

1:43:43 Doesn't even say what Oh.

1:43:50 I don't see a link.

1:43:51 Like usually they they ask me to like put a link.

1:43:55 I don't see a link.

1:44:04 Okay.

1:44:06 Well, no link.

1:44:08 I'm just going to change the title then.

1:44:10 Let me go change the title.

1:44:20 The track going again.

1:44:30 [music] Mackintosh is a Desmond.

1:44:34 I Des- Let me know if you see a link to put.

1:44:36 I don't think there is one, but [music]

1:44:41 Yeah, so this game is available on April 3rd.

1:44:44 I'll go over that.

1:44:49 [music] The music is fire.

1:45:00 The music's actually fire, dude.

1:45:05 [music] Dude, this this song is actually fire.

1:45:13 You know-it-all nerd, they gave it to me 4 months early.

1:45:15 Let's go.

1:45:16 Show me the love.

1:45:18 I'm going to go fill my water.

1:45:20 You guys tell me what part of the soundtrack you like.

1:45:27 [music] [music] Hey you mother truckers, this stream is Okay, wait, no,

1:46:46 I'm not actually going to Okay, yeah, there's no lights.

1:46:50 Okay, um all right, here we go.

1:46:52 Ladies and gentlemen, wait, okay, light Okay, big lights on or off?

1:46:57 Which one?

1:46:58 On?

1:47:00 Or off?

1:47:13 I'm seeing I'm seeing most people say off.

1:47:22 All right, here we go.

1:47:23 Here we go.

1:47:29 [music] Guys, this is a big moment for me.

1:47:31 Everyone just type like W in the chat if you play stations in here.

1:47:33 Just everyone type W in the chat.

1:47:35 Thank you, I appreciate it.

1:47:38 [music] Everyone type W and then start talking, okay?

1:47:48 [music] Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

1:47:50 This stream is sponsored by PlayStation.

1:47:53 Big shout out to them and we are playing Souldiers today.

1:47:57 Me and Souldiers?

1:47:58 Souldiers?

1:47:58 Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce it exactly,

1:48:00 [music] but this game looks phenomenal.

1:48:02 And it's available April 30th on PS5.

1:48:05 You already know I got [music] mad love for everybody on PlayStation.

1:48:09 Big shout out to them.

1:48:09 I'm going to tell you a little bit about the game before I hop in, okay?

1:48:12 So, [music] um this game is a fully standalone experience, okay?

1:48:17 Polished gameplay and just a a ton of fantastic experiences.

1:48:23 All right?

1:48:24 It's got Dude, they threw this in there.

1:48:26 I'm going to say it exactly.

1:48:27 Housemarque Housemarque pedigree and combat expertise.

1:48:31 Oh my god.

1:48:32 They they are making me pull up up the source.

1:48:36 [music] They really are.

1:48:36 So, uh this is from Housemarque, which is a award-winning team behind Returnal.

1:48:41 So, they got razor-sharp bullet ballet combat with smooth 60 FPS action,

1:48:49 stunning visual effects, and immersive 3D audio.

1:48:54 There's a living hostile sci-fi world and an eclipse motif.

1:49:00 So, it's a shape-shifting planet full of violent beauty.

1:49:02 I I'm hyped.

1:49:04 Ruled by mysterious and corrupting eclipse.

1:49:06 [music] So, uh yeah,

1:49:07 apparently uh environment feels really alive, feels really dangerous.

1:49:11 We're going to be hopping into it.

1:49:12 Um there's an emotional character-driven narrative.

1:49:15 So, you follow [music] Arun's search for Nithya's uh through lifetime of loss,

1:49:22 love, and redemption.

1:49:23 Wow, okay.

1:49:24 Apparently, there's a lot of emotional things going on.

1:49:27 And uh the story really pulls you in.

1:49:29 So, I I love a good story.

1:49:31 And then, the comeback stronger progression.

1:49:34 Like so, every death yields permanent progression and makes you stronger.

1:49:38 Wait, hold up.

1:49:39 It's challenging, but fair with fast-paced 30-minute biome segments,

1:49:44 epic third-person gunplay, massive bosses, and screen-filling projectiles.

1:49:48 Okay, I don't even know what I'm getting myself into, but I'm so hyped.

1:49:51 I'm actually so hyped.

1:49:53 Uh Karkosan modifiers as a clear accessibility [music] plus mastery option.

1:49:59 So, there are Karkosan modifiers,

1:50:01 which allow players to adjust the level of challenge in the game.

1:50:03 [music] And with trial modifiers,

1:50:05 you can actually make the game more challenging if you're experienced.

1:50:08 And uh protection modifiers make the game more accessible for newcomers.

1:50:12 So, again, this game, Sifu, is available April 30th on PS5.

1:50:17 And uh we're going to be playing it early here thanks to PlayStation.

1:50:21 So, let's jump in.

1:50:22 Sifu, I'm excited.

1:50:24 Ladies and gentlemen,

1:50:24 let's get some W's in chat for PlayStation sponsoring this stream,

1:50:29 and let's freaking juggo.

1:50:31 I'm excited for this.

1:50:33 Oh man, this is uh I'm getting a little We're getting a little vibey.

1:50:38 Sony Interactive Entertainment Ooh.

1:50:44 I like that.

1:50:45 Okay.

1:50:46 Love that.

1:50:47 I love that intro.

1:50:47 I love Sony.

1:50:50 I love PlayStation.

1:50:52 That's my goat right Okay, game language, English, subtitles on.

1:51:00 All right, good.

1:51:01 I'm using the midnight black controller, by the way.

1:51:07 So, automatically suspend your cycle if you close

1:51:09 game as a Okay, I saw people Ooh.

1:51:15 Ooh, that that is a tough intro.

1:51:17 I ain't going to lie.

1:51:20 Telescopic survey Carcosa unknown compound found forecast

1:51:24 3.4 trillion yearly revenue discovery patent registered.

1:51:30 I think I can actually take away the sponsor thing.

1:51:32 Hold up.

1:51:36 Okay, so they're sending an extraction team to a colony.

1:51:40 Echelon two No contact from mission teams.

1:51:46 Oh.

1:51:49 Sending emergency team Echelon four Is that me?

1:51:56 Am I Echelon four?

1:52:05 [laughter] I'm so flipping scared.

1:52:07 Is that a dolphin?

1:52:08 I think I hear a dolphin.

1:52:10 I did what I had to do.

1:52:13 It wasn't my fault.

1:52:24 My controller is just like it feels like I'm in sought this forever.

1:52:32 It feels like I'm in a movie theater.

1:52:41 Oh, he forgot his amulet on the ground.

1:52:44 The sun is forever.

1:52:54 I have a hard time putting on necklaces.

1:52:55 He he He makes it look easy.

1:52:58 Oh my gosh, he has a mammoth pistol.

1:53:10 It looks like I'm in a freaking movie.

1:53:16 Find the archer.

1:53:18 It looks like I'm in a movie.

1:53:22 I know.

1:53:23 I need you too.

1:53:28 Oh my goodness.

1:53:31 This looks so good.

1:53:33 Scan for Sultari signals.

1:53:35 I'm moving.

1:53:36 I'm actually bolted in.

1:53:38 I need to find her on my own.

1:53:44 Oh, crap.

1:53:46 It's taking me under.

1:53:49 Down below into the depths.

1:53:50 Oh my, what is that?

1:53:59 Okay.

1:54:00 I can jump.

1:54:02 I'm learning the controls on the fly.

1:54:07 Dash to dash through projectiles and beams.

1:54:09 All right.

1:54:10 Ooh.

1:54:15 Okay, I mean you don't you don't you don't got time for that.

1:54:20 The heck are those?

1:54:21 Collect them?

1:54:23 What do you want?

1:54:26 Ah!

1:54:26 All for me.

1:54:30 Okay, I fell.

1:54:33 Got to go back up.

1:54:42 Okay, so I think I can jump dash.

1:54:43 So I got to jump really high.

1:54:45 Dash.

1:54:46 Ooh, okay.

1:54:48 Good chance to learn.

1:54:51 I'm kind of moving.

1:54:52 Fire main weapon target.

1:55:01 Okay, dude.

1:55:03 Place looks crazy, dude.

1:55:16 Wait, did I Did I go this way?

1:55:19 Am I running the wrong way?

1:55:21 Wait, low key I think I'm running the wrong way.

1:55:25 YO, I WENT THE WRONG WAY.

1:55:27 OKAY, I'm going back.

1:55:32 Not good.

1:55:34 It's why they put erasers on pencils, right?

1:55:39 It's why they put erasers on pencils.

1:55:43 Okay.

1:55:44 Oh, hold up.

1:55:55 We're in it, bro.

1:56:10 What is that?

1:56:19 Oh my gosh.

1:56:22 Am I good?

1:56:30 Can I dash this?

1:56:32 Oh, melee to break it.

1:56:35 Okay.

1:56:36 Yeah.

1:56:38 Shield, hold R1 to shield yourself from projectiles.

1:56:44 Light work, does light work?

1:56:49 Large ether.

1:56:51 Armor integrity.

1:56:57 Okay, I'm learning.

1:56:58 I'm learning.

1:57:02 This looks fire.

1:57:02 I mean, this is pretty cool so far.

1:57:21 Wait, I I think I might have been chosen to play this game.

1:57:25 I think I might have been chosen to play this game.

1:57:28 This is right up my alley.

1:57:40 AH, FREAK!

1:57:50 Is that a boss?

1:58:02 Okay, so you get fast reload there.

1:58:05 The visuals looking crispy, they do look really good.

1:58:12 Fact that I can melee stuff, I got to put that into use a bit more, I think.

1:58:21 Oh, yes, honey, I'm coming home from work.

1:58:23 Don't worry.

1:58:24 I'm coming, honey.

1:58:27 We got the hair reveal?

1:58:28 We did.

1:58:30 I'm so close.

1:58:36 Solar cage, cannot leave area.

1:58:38 Uh-oh.

1:58:41 [screaming] Oh, crap.

1:59:04 Oh, wait.

1:59:04 Hold up.

1:59:05 Why is the boss kind of tough?

1:59:10 I'm good.

1:59:29 Okay, so I got eliminated.

1:59:30 Come back stronger though.

1:59:32 That was part I think that was part of the intro.

1:59:35 I think that was part of the intro.

1:59:39 Woah.

1:59:40 Risky.

1:59:50 I'm getting a lot of crazy visuals.

1:59:52 W trophy though.

1:59:53 I got a trophy.

1:59:57 Prime typical gamer when he plays other games.

2:00:00 Let's go, baby.

2:00:01 Let's go, baby.

2:00:02 Woah.

2:00:09 Yeah, that was risky reels.

2:00:10 I'm not going to lie.

2:00:11 That was risky reels.

2:00:17 I'm shaking my proverbial boots right now.

2:00:22 Sorrows.

2:00:24 Yeah.

2:00:26 Yeah.

2:00:29 This game comes out April 30th, by the way.

2:00:32 April 30th.

2:00:36 Booyah.

2:00:38 On PS5.

2:00:42 Okay, so I I come back from the muck.

2:00:48 They won't let him go down.

2:00:49 Restored.

2:00:52 [panting and gasps] [sighs]

2:00:54 See, when games do that, when they make you fail, it like makes me wonder,

2:00:58 like, is it possible to do it without failing there, you know?

2:01:02 Like, that's where my brain jumps to.

2:01:04 She was there.

2:01:07 Over map, status, equipment.

2:01:08 Ooh.

2:01:11 Yo, he kind of looks like me, for real.

2:01:13 Look.

2:01:20 Yo, wait.

2:01:20 Yo, is that my dad?

2:01:22 Well, look at Look at my face.

2:01:23 Look at my face, and then look at his face.

2:01:36 Does he look like me?

2:01:38 You see it, right?

2:01:38 Like, low-key, he looks like me.

2:01:41 Low-key.

2:01:46 Okay, so I got my gun here.

2:01:47 Artifacts, data bank.

2:01:49 Sheridan.

2:01:57 That's why PlayStation picked you.

2:01:58 You Wait, do you guys think that's true?

2:02:01 Wait, who's this guy?

2:02:04 Who is this rando?

2:02:09 This guy This guy, on the other hand, does not look like me.

2:02:15 Who is this?

2:02:18 It was promised.

2:02:22 [screaming] I need to know that I just made the right decision.

2:02:32 It's me, boss.

2:02:36 Haven't seen Tahn since he sabotaged our ship.

2:02:38 Thought he was dead.

2:02:40 Just like you.

2:02:41 Wait, how?

2:02:43 How long since the last time the sun died?

2:02:46 Yeah, I am.

2:02:49 I remember seeing the eclipse and then I finally got my icon skin chat.

2:02:58 It's just in sorrows.

2:03:00 It's going to be a W.

2:03:02 I got my icon skin in a different game.

2:03:06 There we go.

2:03:07 Aged up 30 years, but we'll take it.

2:03:09 We will take it.

2:03:12 We will take it.

2:03:13 Tarn was good people.

2:03:17 Yo, my snoopy, thanks so much, dude.

2:03:18 Sorry to interrupt you.

2:03:21 You can come out.

2:03:23 Yeehaw.

2:03:28 Tarn.

2:03:29 Arjun?

2:03:31 Tarn.

2:03:32 No.

2:03:33 What happened?

2:03:36 Where have you been?

2:03:38 And what did you do?

2:03:40 Nothing.

2:03:41 I don't know what to tell you, Kay.

2:03:42 I It feels like I only just left and Tarn jumps me.

2:03:46 You left us here.

2:03:48 We've lost people.

2:03:50 There's There's no way to get home and you Kay, look.

2:03:54 He's returned to us.

2:03:57 That is what matters.

2:03:59 I like the way that guy thinks.

2:04:00 I like the way that guy thinks.

2:04:01 Stack, go make sure Tarn didn't mess with any

2:04:03 other equipment while Jerome and I deal with this.

2:04:10 I I feel like there's some tension there.

2:04:12 Like I I don't know if I necessarily deserve all the attention.

2:04:23 Arjun, there's a Soltari signal out there.

2:04:25 It's our best shot at finding the colony.

2:04:27 Let's find our people before that signal disappears.

2:04:31 I'll follow when you're ready.

2:04:32 I'll find them and make sure everyone's safe.

2:04:35 Okay.

2:04:36 I mean, we're just off to the races here.

2:04:38 Plot a route to that Sol Tari signal.

2:04:41 Map data corrupted.

2:04:42 Well, this world looks crazy, no?

2:04:46 Am I tripping?

2:04:47 This world looks wild.

2:04:50 My homie's not following me.

2:04:55 Homie is not following me.

2:05:01 Getting strength.

2:05:03 Liking uh during a cycle raises your provision level.

2:05:05 Well, after a cycle unlocks you know what's in the matrix.

2:05:07 Onyx eye.

2:05:08 That light in the passage is all that's left of us.

2:05:11 And they're ready to break.

2:05:13 What does this do?

2:05:14 Woah.

2:05:17 Oh, okay.

2:05:19 So, this should open this.

2:05:21 Very cool.

2:05:23 How do I get up there?

2:05:25 Wait, I can't double jump.

2:05:28 Wait, woah, woah, woah, hold up, hold up.

2:05:31 Uh let me cook now.

2:05:32 Uh let me cook.

2:05:36 How important are these?

2:05:37 Like even little ones.

2:05:39 What are these little balls shooting things?

2:05:47 Aw, look at that, see?

2:05:51 I dude, I'm so good at getting secrets in games.

2:05:53 It's insane.

2:05:58 Scan the environment for guidance.

2:06:01 Oh, okay.

2:06:05 Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

2:06:08 Jay, do we know anything about this civilization yet?

2:06:11 Whatever it was, it's a graveyard now.

2:06:15 But Sol Tari said there was nothing.

2:06:17 Focus on the rescue, mate.

2:06:21 Unknown power signature detected.

2:06:24 Yeah, I'm the freaking boss.

2:06:28 Okay, so I touch these and then what happens?

2:06:37 [groaning] That's me trying to take the bone from my dog.

2:06:48 Feels like I got stronger there.

2:06:49 Looks like I got stronger.

2:06:56 Woah, woah, that's kind of aura.

2:06:57 Power weapon, hold L2 all the way down to use your power weapon.

2:07:01 Woah!

2:07:03 What the heck?

2:07:07 I'm going in.

2:07:10 Okay, I'm not going in.

2:07:11 Oh.

2:07:13 I'm going in.

2:07:21 Wait, hold up.

2:07:22 Let me cook.

2:07:23 Just let me cook.

2:07:24 You were gone for days.

2:07:26 You really don't remember?

2:07:28 Feels like no time at all.

2:07:30 We kept searching for the colonists the whole time.

2:07:34 Odds are looking grim at this point.

2:07:37 No, they're safe, Juro.

2:07:39 Everyone on those ships is safe.

2:07:43 Yeah, one shot's kind of crazy.

2:07:44 How do I know how much power Oh, it's looks like I got like five more, maybe.

2:07:51 I mean, why wouldn't I take this?

2:07:53 I will I will take this thing.

2:07:57 Oh.

2:08:08 Yo, I love how fast I'm moving on these.

2:08:15 Okay, I don't know I don't know what that droid's doing.

2:08:17 He's looking He's doing He's just looking at me, bro.

2:08:20 What is this?

2:08:23 Oh, it's just like a gate to nowhere.

2:08:25 Been watching for years.

2:08:25 Let's go, Nard.

2:08:27 You're my favorite.

2:08:28 Let's go, Zane.

2:08:32 Game is this is Soros.

2:08:37 Uh-oh.

2:08:50 You definitely you move really fast in this game.

2:09:00 Is that a dragon?

2:09:10 I'm the best side strafer in the business.

2:09:12 That's what it That's what it comes down to at the end of the day.

2:09:16 I'm the best side strafer in the business.

2:09:18 What is that?

2:09:26 Do we get to check that?

2:09:27 Let's go over here real quick.

2:09:29 You give him a third-person game and he won't disappoint.

2:09:31 That's what I'm saying, dude.

2:09:34 PlayStation knows what's up.

2:09:41 Okay, there's there's both sides here.

2:09:57 I'm just the king of third-person games.

2:10:02 I can't wait.

2:10:02 Do you think I should have went the other way, chat?

2:10:06 There's like a lot of different paths I could go.

2:10:08 What is this?

2:10:09 Is this Oz?

2:10:10 Echelon four gear.

2:10:12 Confirmed.

2:10:13 And it is unlocked.

2:10:16 Well, I'm going to take it back.

2:10:18 I don't know if everyone's good.

2:10:19 I don't know if everyone's chill.

2:10:26 I just read all the logs.

2:10:28 Just a little cut in the right place.

2:10:30 you get this?

2:10:31 No more[ __] I fell for them.

2:10:34 I really did.

2:10:36 But despair is our only way home, but but I had to do it.

2:10:41 Pain is the first step on the path.

2:10:44 Pain is the first step on the path of war.

2:10:47 Didn't sound like him anymore.

2:10:49 I don't like that.

2:10:51 What the hell happened while I was gone?

2:10:53 Just about everyone lost their damn minds.

2:10:58 I need a key for that.

2:10:59 I don't know where to get the key though.

2:11:04 Think probably gates over here.

2:11:07 Okay, okay.

2:11:09 Let me cook now.

2:11:09 Let me cook.

2:11:14 The door closed behind me, not good.

2:11:18 Jerome, eyes up.

2:11:19 We've got a I don't know if I want to fight the giant bird.

2:11:27 Um I don't That thing scares the crap at me.

2:11:33 I don't know if I want to fight that thing.

2:11:37 Might just log off.

2:11:38 I don't Oh my goodness.

2:11:43 the kind of[ __] I've been dealing with.

2:11:46 Best you avoid that thing.

2:11:49 Thank goodness.

2:11:50 I I thought I was going to have to fight that thing.

2:11:51 I'm not going to lie.

2:11:54 I'm actually so much happier I don't have to fight it.

2:11:59 Cook that thing.

2:12:00 I'm not cooking that thing, bro.

2:12:01 I'm not getting near that thing.

2:12:02 I'm not fighting that thing.

2:12:03 I'm just telling you right now.

2:12:06 What's this?

2:12:07 I hear it.

2:12:10 The voice.

2:12:12 Whisper.

2:12:13 Apocalypse.

2:12:16 It's been waiting.

2:12:19 Watching us.

2:12:22 It wants to teach me a lesson.

2:12:25 I don't I'm a little scared.

2:12:29 I'm going to keep it a full buck.

2:12:30 I'm I'm just a little scared.

2:12:32 Just a little frightened.

2:12:34 A little frightening goes a long way.

2:12:39 So Tari weapon detected.

2:12:42 Yo, I got a new gun?

2:12:45 High speed auto

2:12:46 Woo!

2:12:50 This was Tari's favorite.

2:12:53 Tari dead.

2:12:55 My favorite now.

2:13:05 Yes, I can shoot open doors now.

2:13:07 I don't I don't think I have the ability to uh Yeah,

2:13:12 I don't know how to utilize that yet, but Okay.

2:13:29 Let me cook.

2:13:30 Let me cook.

2:13:33 Jay I see a tower.

2:13:36 I haven't seen anything like that.

2:13:39 But the ground keeps shifting.

2:13:40 The gun in the poster?

2:13:41 W.

2:13:42 What are you talking about?

2:13:43 This world, mate.

2:13:45 Gakkoza keeps changing its mind.

2:13:48 Maybe we need think dashing's faster than like just straight up running?

2:13:51 Big planet, mate.

2:13:52 I'm trying to speed run it.

2:13:53 at a time.

2:13:54 Right.

2:13:55 Find the signal.

2:14:18 I'm feeling I'm not going to lie, I'm feeling smooth.

2:14:21 I'm feeling very smooth.

2:14:27 [groaning] I like to punch those.

2:14:32 I'm feeling significantly less smooth.

2:14:44 Okay, I'm feeling more smooth.

2:14:58 Oh, it keeps it there.

2:14:59 Ouch.

2:15:10 Woah.

2:15:12 Okay, so this is split smart rounds.

2:15:14 Collect I mean I mean, I got to use the other one, right?

2:15:24 Yes, I'm going to use that one.

2:15:26 I don't have a key for this.

2:15:29 Still haven't figured out how to get the keys.

2:15:44 That's pretty cool.

2:15:44 I like that uh the energy wheel, if you will.

2:15:49 Warning, extreme threat Oh, crap.

2:15:54 Frick.

2:16:00 What the frick?

2:16:26 Okay.

2:16:44 Yeah.

2:16:46 Yeah, I'm the best.

2:16:48 I'm the freaking best.

2:16:52 Oh my gosh, I'm moving different.

2:16:59 That's cuz I was playing earlier MLG scene.

2:17:09 Oh, let's go Snoopy.

2:17:10 I'm glad you enjoyed it, dude.

2:17:11 What is this place?

2:17:13 Is this some sort of temple?

2:17:19 What's that there?

2:17:21 The ancients.

2:17:22 Biological evidence required.

2:17:30 Iconography depicts a ritual.

2:17:32 Context unknown.

2:17:33 Whoa.

2:17:37 Dude, they What are these beasts?

2:17:38 Like they're scaring me.

2:17:40 They're scaring me a little bit, yeah.

2:17:43 They're scaring me a little bit.

2:17:45 We've got like these grand like architectural masterpieces.

2:17:50 This beautiful lighting.

2:17:54 Oh.

2:17:57 Oh, HECK NO.

2:17:59 OH, HECK NO.

2:18:06 OH, NO.

2:18:08 HOW DO I GET THOSE THINGS?

2:18:10 OH, these creatures are like they're they're actually like sort of scary.

2:18:17 Are you guys vibing with this game so far?

2:18:25 Why does it kind of look like it I still don't know how to find a key.

2:18:29 I want to know how to figure out Wait.

2:18:34 I got the key.

2:18:35 I got the key.

2:18:39 Woah.

2:18:43 What?

2:18:44 So, you can upgrade the like trail that you have?

2:18:48 Oh, shoot.

2:18:48 I just shot my alt.

2:18:50 Oops.

2:18:50 Give me a scan.

2:18:52 Unknown technology.

2:18:54 Lucenite composite construction.

2:18:56 Oh, yeah.

2:18:56 This looks normal.

2:18:57 Shove your hand in that.

2:19:14 What do I think?

2:19:17 How obvious.

2:19:19 Jay, I think I messed up.

2:19:32 This game is called SOTUS.

2:19:34 It's available April 30th, PS5 only.

2:19:36 Big shout out to PlayStation for sponsoring the stream.

2:19:38 Let's get it.

2:19:42 Oh, yeah.

2:19:42 They're all Oh, dude.

2:19:43 Look at those tentacles.

2:19:44 Would you go near these tentacles, chat?

2:19:50 Oh, wait.

2:19:50 Wait.

2:19:50 That's actually cool.

2:19:52 They react to it.

2:19:55 Wait, I like killed them.

2:20:01 They're like low-key react.

2:20:02 That's cool.

2:20:07 Okay, so Carcossa has been changed by the eclipse.

2:20:09 Hostiles have become more dangerous now.

2:20:10 Fire corrupted projectiles.

2:20:14 Well, freak.

2:20:15 I don't like that.

2:20:19 What the hell happened to that hostile?

2:20:22 Unknown energy source.

2:20:24 Matches solar signature.

2:20:34 Okay, so they get significantly stronger when it's the eclipse.

2:20:44 Ah, jeez.

2:20:45 I got to drop down there.

2:20:46 I feel like they're going to jump me, bro.

2:20:47 They're going to grab me with all

2:20:48 their tentacles and just pull me under or something.

2:20:51 Solar flare signal detected.

2:20:53 What does this do?

2:20:53 Oh, this is where you respond?

2:20:55 Abnormal biomass detected.

2:20:57 Ah, bro.

2:20:58 It's about to go down, isn't it?

2:21:02 It's about to go down.

2:21:05 What's this?

2:21:12 Woah, wait.

2:21:13 That's actually pretty sick.

2:21:21 These graphics are incredible.

2:21:22 The eclipse pissed off the entire world.

2:21:24 Oh, no.

2:21:26 Nothing I can't handle, but things are heated.

2:21:40 My ultimate op is uh fall damage.

2:21:46 Got two keys.

2:21:48 Ah, oh my gosh.

2:21:50 Where am I going?

2:21:51 I'm hearing like yelling over there.

2:21:52 I don't like that yelling.

2:21:55 I don't know how important like one little thing is.

2:21:57 I'm going to collect it,

2:21:58 but I'm assuming I have to unlock

2:22:07 something to like go through those paths, right?

2:22:10 Oh, shoot.

2:22:18 Okay.

2:22:20 I uh probably didn't need to use that.

2:22:32 Falcon punch.

2:22:34 FALCON PUNCH.

2:22:44 I don't think I can get up there.

2:22:45 That's that's a hard jump for me.

2:22:48 I'll have to go up a different way.

2:22:54 Okay.

2:22:55 Oh.

2:23:02 What in God's green earth?

2:23:14 WHAT IS HAPPENING?

2:23:23 AH!

2:23:25 [screaming] YEAH.

2:23:52 I actually moved here for I I really chat, I really do this.

2:23:56 All right, chat, I really do this.

2:23:59 The music, yeah, the music's great.

2:24:01 I chat, I really do this.

2:24:04 Like you you sometimes question like, do you do this?

2:24:07 The answer is yes, I really do this.

2:24:14 TG looks like he's playing in an aquarium.

2:24:17 Bro.

2:24:20 Are you kidding me?

2:24:26 Like I'm playing in an aquarium?

2:24:31 An aquarium?

2:24:38 Yeah, I'm about to get into some trouble, I think.

2:24:50 Opening this thing up.

2:24:55 Fight tonight.

2:24:59 What is this?

2:25:00 Have I seen this before?

2:25:03 Immunity after elimination.

2:25:04 Oh, I like that.

2:25:06 So, can I have all the artifacts at once, right?

2:25:08 I'm collecting like one artifact that goes over the other one.

2:25:45 Okay, wait.

2:25:46 I I just absolutely obliterated everything and everybody.

2:25:51 I I'm just that guy.

2:25:52 I I'm actually just that guy.

2:25:55 Can we all agree?

2:25:59 Jack, can we all agree?

2:26:23 That was epic.

2:26:24 Oh, yeah.

2:26:25 Let's go.

2:26:26 Oh, yeah.

2:26:28 I'm getting stronger.

2:26:30 Who do do getting stronger.

2:26:34 I need PS5 to make my shoes better.

2:26:35 Still stuck on PS4, but a PS5 is a big upgrade.

2:26:39 Oh, crap.

2:26:40 Okay.

2:26:41 Well, fire not good.

2:26:44 In case you guys are wondering.

2:26:48 Jaredin wants me back out on the ranch.

2:26:51 She talks like it's just routine, but I see the guilt in her eyes.

2:26:55 She thinks it's a death sentence.

2:26:57 Maybe she's right.

2:26:59 We're not equipped to deal with those things out there.

2:27:02 Just a support team.

2:27:04 I don't know.

2:27:05 I feel good, you know?

2:27:07 Feel like I'm supposed to be here.

2:27:10 Alpha 5 standing by.

2:27:11 Oh, crap.

2:27:49 Break.

2:27:57 It's on me!

2:27:58 It's freaking on me!

2:28:14 No!

2:28:15 [screaming] Okay, apparently this makes me stronger though.

2:28:28 So, this is important.

2:28:29 When you get eliminated, you actually come back stronger.

2:28:35 How am I here again?

2:28:38 No data for the past 1.3 hours.

2:28:48 Okay.

2:28:53 Where the heck am I?

2:28:56 I'm not reading all these logs.

2:28:59 There's too many logs and there's too many frogs and there's too many dogs.

2:29:03 Find the Echelon compound.

2:29:10 So, do I just run it back?

2:29:11 Do I just run through the same thing?

2:29:16 I got to find the meta strat.

2:29:17 You got to meta game.

2:29:19 Okay, I've got core functions online, but without access to a solitary network,

2:29:24 our primary unit is a shadow of what it should be.

2:29:27 Not such a bad thing.

2:29:29 We need help, not corporate oversight.

2:29:31 Oh, it is still have plenty to say.

2:29:34 You know what these things are like.

2:29:36 Yeah, I know.

2:29:37 Hey, man.

2:29:38 Enforcer loadout protocols, we're good to go.

2:29:40 At last.

2:29:42 Over to you, Arjan.

2:29:43 All right.

2:29:44 Let's have a primary.

2:29:46 Interface for loadout calibration, enforcer Devroche.

2:29:52 Okay.

2:29:53 Armor matrix spend resources collected during cycles to unlock alterations.

2:29:56 These are armor matrix nodes from which you upgrade your abilities.

2:30:02 All right.

2:30:03 Unlock the first permanent upgrade by holding X.

2:30:04 So, dropped Lucian stays longer on the ground before disappearing.

2:30:07 That's 100.

2:30:08 Oh, I got a lot.

2:30:12 Your armor capacity has been upgraded.

2:30:14 Further armor alterations will help you enter ever deeper into Carcosa.

2:30:21 Armor matrix contains a plethora of different upgrades.

2:30:23 Select the next node by hitting R or moving the cursor.

2:30:27 Okay, so adrenaline unlocks adrenaline levels in combat and related bonuses.

2:30:31 Yeah, easy.

2:30:32 Easy.

2:30:36 So, plus one drive increases Lucian's

2:30:40 gain to allow faster proficiency upgrading.

2:30:43 Increase shield capacity, increase power weapon usage,

2:30:46 increase maximum armor integrity.

2:30:47 I'm going to do that.

2:30:49 Add plus 30 armor integrity, sure.

2:30:52 Increase your armor, yep.

2:30:55 Increase proficiency by one to gain higher level weapons.

2:30:58 Yes.

2:31:00 And now I branch out.

2:31:04 You think I just keep getting armor or what?

2:31:08 So, it's armor, shield, and then Yes, game comes out in two days, correct?

2:31:26 We'll going to again.

2:31:29 It's getting a little expensive now.

2:31:33 Unlock a certain powerful alterations require rare material called Halcyon.

2:31:38 It can be found scattered throughout Corsus on ground or in containers.

2:31:41 As you unlock alterations more armor matrix will gradually be revealed.

2:31:45 So this costs one.

2:31:46 I have none.

2:31:55 Seems like a freebie though.

2:31:57 All right.

2:31:58 So I'm jacked.

2:32:02 This is called primary armor matrix.

2:32:04 You can see your stats as well.

2:32:12 Your absence has been noted, Commander Valerosh.

2:32:15 I was out there searching for all people.

2:32:18 Attempting recovery of company assets.

2:32:22 All right.

2:32:24 Log your findings and deposit acquired resources.

2:32:28 Everything on this world is Sotal property.

2:32:31 Okay.

2:32:32 Sheridan says finding the colonists is my priority.

2:32:35 Sotal regulations supersede Commander Bouchard.

2:32:39 Sotal isn't here.

2:32:41 That's why they sent us.

2:32:43 I am primary.

2:32:46 I am Sotal.

2:32:48 Okay.

2:32:48 So as you can see, I came back stronger.

2:32:51 So the central mechanic is like rebirth and the resilience, right?

2:32:56 So you evolve through failure and return more powerful.

2:32:59 So it's pretty cool.

2:33:01 Pretty cool.

2:33:03 Let's keep on going through.

2:33:07 Talk to primary yet?

2:33:09 I've checked in, yeah.

2:33:10 I'm really close.

2:33:11 When we landed, I was looking forward to his help.

2:33:14 But now it's jabbering on about Sotal regulations while we bury our dead.

2:33:20 We don't have to do what it says.

2:33:21 Did you say barrier or barrier?

2:33:24 Unless it You okay with primary taking charge?

2:33:31 I have to be.

2:33:33 It's an asset we can't squander.

2:33:36 It knows protocol, but it doesn't know people.

2:33:39 We still need you.

2:33:44 That's right.

2:33:44 You see that's a good leader right there.

2:33:45 We still need you.

2:33:47 All right, it's like it's like the AI brother.

2:33:50 It's like the AI brother.

2:33:52 Okay, what is this?

2:33:53 Oh.

2:33:55 Locate a way to open the gate.

2:33:56 Speed the Echo One crew all are optional.

2:34:01 Okay, so I can just run it again, right?

2:34:11 This is different.

2:34:13 [panting] All of it.

2:34:15 My data unregistered.

2:34:17 Resetting.

2:34:19 Wait, so how did it change?

2:34:21 We haven't had a better lead than this yet.

2:34:24 Make it count, Arjan.

2:34:26 What the heck?

2:34:27 I screwed up earlier, but I'll find them.

2:34:29 Trust me.

2:34:31 That's something you'll need to earn.

2:34:34 Ooh.

2:34:35 Wait, I thought I already had trust.

2:34:36 Just cuz I went away for like a month?

2:34:39 It's a little unfair, no?

2:34:41 What the What is that?

2:34:54 [groaning] Chat, you think I deserve all the hate they're giving me?

2:35:10 Yeah, I don't deserve the the undue hate.

2:35:19 Woah, chill, buddy.

2:35:38 Beat him up.

2:35:44 It's like I got them.

2:35:46 What would you call this a mechanic?

2:35:47 This mechanic's kind of like It's like a rebirth mechanic.

2:35:51 What's another way to put it?

2:35:52 It's kind of like a It's kind of like rogue-like aspects to it as well, right?

2:35:57 wrong with this place.

2:35:59 I was there when Bius walked himself off a cliff.

2:36:03 He stared at the sun until he hit the ground.

2:36:07 Something's wrong with this world, mate.

2:36:09 We need to protect the others from it.

2:36:13 This is a lab at home.

2:36:14 How do I get through it?

2:36:15 Do I have to use a special alt?

2:36:16 Day five on Calcosa.

2:36:19 I've left the others behind.

2:36:21 They've been useless since Bius died.

2:36:25 They're blind to what's right in front of them.

2:36:28 A treasure trove of technology.

2:36:31 Value beyond anything we projected in the Lucent Advent.

2:36:36 No one said what happened to Aelop.

2:36:38 For good reason.

2:36:40 The bloke's poison, mate.

2:36:41 Bloody Sol Tari suits.

2:36:44 You think he's alive?

2:36:46 Don't know.

2:36:47 Don't care.

2:36:49 Ooh.

2:36:52 AC don't know is tough, but don't care.

2:36:57 Don't care is hard.

2:37:04 Use your new abilities to increase.

2:37:19 Yeah, I really do, huh?

2:37:20 Cara.

2:37:21 Cara Mel Bell.

2:37:38 Ha!

2:37:39 Oh, wow.

2:37:40 You can mantle?

2:37:42 Play game tact.

2:37:45 Cara casting key.

2:37:58 HA!

2:38:01 WHAT WAS THAT?

2:38:02 DISPATCH SHIELD A HOSTILE enemy while midair melee attack.

2:38:04 Yeah, I'm kind of him.

2:38:07 I got a lot.

2:38:08 Oh, shoot.

2:38:23 Oh.

2:38:25 Bro, why I kept trying I put the other menu damn,

2:38:27 that's why I like messed it up.

2:38:42 So, I'm assuming there's like a ton of different guns you can get in this game.

2:38:45 Oh, shoot.

2:38:46 That's not good.

2:38:59 So, what did What did those yellow little spots do?

2:39:02 I'd be curious.

2:39:05 He deserves an icon skin.

2:39:06 I'm glad you think so, dude.

2:39:09 Now, if only Epic Games shared your thoughts.

2:39:14 Then we'd be good.

2:39:17 The sun.

2:39:19 Oh.

2:39:20 The sun.

2:39:22 It knows me.

2:39:24 It sees me.

2:39:26 It knows me.

2:39:29 Soon.

2:39:31 This dude's losing his marbles.

2:39:32 They'll come for us.

2:39:35 And we will bleed.

2:39:38 No, no use.

2:39:41 I don't like what he's saying, chat.

2:39:43 I don't like what he's saying, chat.

2:39:46 Everyone type awake if you're awake right now.

2:39:48 I need to know.

2:39:48 Tell me.

2:39:49 What did this do it?

2:39:51 Uh He didn't make much sense by then.

2:39:55 He kept babbling about a beach.

2:39:57 Ooh, I got the resource.

2:40:00 That's what he said.

2:40:01 Oh, this kid's awake now.

2:40:03 Oh, a lot of people awake.

2:40:04 There we go.

2:40:05 They're wide awake, you know?

2:40:07 Yeah, they're wide awake.

2:40:08 Who's this?

2:40:12 Dude, like all these statues and stuff are incredibly terrifying.

2:40:15 Am I tripping?

2:40:17 If you pulled up to somebody's house and they had these in there,

2:40:19 you're not you're like you're out, right?

2:40:21 Like you're just not.

2:40:22 Like I'm not sticking around.

2:40:23 I'm not.

2:40:25 I'm just not sticking around.