Law and Lemons
Judge Mathis
0:00 Plaintiff Renee Ashford says she and the defendant
0:02 worked together at a department store
0:04 and she believed he was a nice church-going
0:07 guy until she purchased a car from him.
0:10 Renee says the defendant sold her a lemon and now he won't own up to it.
0:15 She's suing her coworker for the cost of a car and court fees.
0:19 Defendant James Jackson claims the only reason the plaintiff has brought
0:22 him into court today is because he denied her sexual advances.
0:27 James says Renee is so bitter that he
0:29 wasn't interested in her that she threatened
0:31 to have his car windows busted and James
0:34 was forced to report the threat to their supervisor.
0:37 He's countersuing for lost wages and harassment.
0:40 Start with you.
0:41 Your honor, I met James Jackson a year ago at work.
0:45 I used to have a lot of small talk with him.
0:47 He was a nice person.
0:48 He goes to college, goes to church.
0:50 I used to talk to him a lot when business was slow.
0:53 But then he scammed me.
0:55 What type of uh workplace do you all share?
0:59 at Nordstrom.
0:59 I work at Nordstrom in a women's shoe department.
1:01 I work in the women's shoe department.
1:02 He works in BP department.
1:05 He offered to sell me his car for $600.
1:08 I decided to go with that and then after a while,
1:12 he jumped the price up to $700.
1:15 So, at the time I needed a source of transportation, I took it.
1:18 Like, okay, I'll take it.
1:20 Whatever.
1:21 So, the plan was to buy the car August 5th.
1:24 I bought the car August 5th and then money August 5th?
1:28 Yes, that's payday.
1:30 Then August 6th came the next day, the car breaks down.
1:35 It doesn't start.
1:36 I call him 9:00 a.m.
1:38 Hey James, the car is not starting.
1:40 Then he tells me uh what did you do to the car?
1:44 And I was like, I didn't do anything but get the car oil change.
1:47 So, then he calls his cousin over to come look at the car cuz he's not in town.
1:52 He's out of town.
1:53 His cousin comes over, looks at the car and tells me hey,
1:57 I worked in this car before.
1:59 This is a bad car.
2:00 Try to get your money back.
2:02 So, then I came up with a solution like, well, let's just tow it to a mechanic.
2:05 We he towed it to to the mechanic and come
2:07 to find out the car needed a timing belt.
2:09 That's all it needed ultimately?
2:11 Yeah, it needed a timing belt.
2:12 It wouldn't start.
2:13 The timing belt is a little over $600 and I got it printed out.
2:18 Here you are.
2:19 Sir, what do you want to tell me?
2:20 What's your version of events?
2:22 Well, to to start it off, from the moment she was hired,
2:25 she wanted more than just a friendship relationship with me.
2:29 You know, on numerous occasions that is She Okay, let him finish.
2:32 On numerous occasions, she would tell other employees,
2:36 you know, she wanted to take me out.
2:37 She would ask me on different advances, you know, to go out for a date.
2:41 And Did you ever comply with any of that?
2:43 No.
2:43 No, I'm actually involved and it wasn't until she was
2:47 she liked me and I'm going to be involved, so I'll sell her a bum car.
2:50 Your No.
2:53 You go ahead.
2:54 Well, I mean, it and it wasn't until I actually told
2:57 her I was involved when this whole different person came out.
3:00 Now, on the day I sold her the car, this is what happened.
3:03 I drove the car to work.
3:04 She We had an arrangement she was going to come
3:06 pick the car up while I was at work.
3:08 When she showed up, all of a suddenly she didn't have any money.
3:11 So, I actually allowed her a lie, your honor.
3:14 We got paid August 5th.
3:15 Let him finish his testimony, please, as he allowed you.
3:19 Yes.
3:20 I allowed her to take the car to go cash
3:22 the check to bring me the money back to pay for it.
3:25 Uh at that time it took her three or four hours.
3:29 So, after I say the 15th or 20th call,
3:31 I told her if she doesn't return my car, I'm going to issue a stolen car report.
3:35 And that's exactly what I did.
3:36 In the next 10 minutes, guess who comes through the door?
3:39 Her.
3:40 And what her excuse was it took her so long,
3:42 she has the car checking out by her brother, which she claims was a mechanic.
3:45 That's a lie.
3:45 even have a statement from an employee at work who witnessed the whole thing.
3:50 Did the car break down one day later or not?
3:54 The car broke down a little over 24 hours.
4:12 Why don't you think she should get her money
4:14 back for a car that really didn't work?
4:16 At the same time, I offered her $300 back just out
4:20 of good faith and she said she wanted all or nothing.
4:24 Why wouldn't you give her all of her money back
4:27 for a car you sold to her that lasted only one day?
4:32 Well, the reason I didn't, being that I am a church-going person,
4:35 I am a student, she brought, you know, God into the situation.
4:39 God's going to get you.
4:40 God this and that.
4:42 And that's when I decided I'm not giving you anything.
4:46 And she threatened me with the lemon law and Right.
4:50 And I mean, I study law at the University of St.
4:54 Thomas and I looked at the Uniform Commercial Code.
4:58 It specifically states that if the seller's not a merchant,
5:01 the risk of loss passes on a tender of delivery.
5:03 Let me see what you have.
5:06 I have these statutes here.
5:08 I have Does it say anything about implied warranty?
5:11 No.
5:12 All right.
5:15 And I also have the the law.
5:17 That's something you wrote down.
5:18 Yeah, I didn't I didn't bring in THE LAW IN.
5:22 COUNSELOR?
5:25 I ALSO HAVE I also have the statement that the employee wrote.
5:29 You sound like one of them jailhouse lawyers.
5:31 I have I have statements from local mechanics estimators 390.
5:35 What year in law school are you in?
5:37 I'm actually in my first year.
5:38 Of law school?
5:39 Yeah, I'm actually Which law school?
5:41 University of St.
5:41 Thomas.
5:43 The law school there?
5:44 I'm actually finishing my undergrad.
5:45 I just I'm going to law school.
5:47 I said I'm studying.
5:49 That's why I thought That's why I said law school there.
5:52 Then you finally tell me the truth.
5:54 I'm studying law.
5:56 You're deceptive.
5:57 You practice deception and misrepresentation and fraud.
6:01 law at the University of St.
6:02 Thomas.
6:02 That is what you've done today and those are the most heinous crimes
6:07 that a lawyer can practice because that's what the practice of law is built on.
6:13 The trust that the lawyer will not deceive either the court,
6:18 his client, or the opposition.
6:21 You said I have the law.
6:23 And you handed me some stuff you wrote down.
6:26 I thought you had A COPY OF THE STATUTE.
6:30 THEN I ASK YOU IF YOU HEARD OF IMPLIED WARRANTY.
6:33 OH, YEAH, good because that's what is controlling this issue.
6:37 When you sell someone a car,
6:41 there's an implied warranty whether it states as is,
6:45 if it states I'm not giving you a dime back,
6:49 there's an implied warranty that it works.
6:52 You can't sell someone something that doesn't
6:56 work unless you say, this does not work.
6:59 You can say as IS ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU can't say this works.
7:04 It worked when she drove it out.
7:05 24 hours, it doesn't.
7:08 She drove it out.
7:09 She actually drove it and got an oil change.
7:12 Right.
7:12 works.
7:12 She drove it to get an oil change.
7:15 hours is not purchasing a car that works.
7:18 belt.
7:18 Timing belt is unpredictable when it breaks.
7:20 Right, and I'm interpreting the fact that if it doesn't work
7:26 within 24 hours that you sold her a car that didn't work.
7:32 That's my interpretation.
7:34 And you don't mind if the judge interprets the law as that, DO YOU?
7:38 COUNSELOR?
7:40 WHAT'S YOUR COUNTER CLAIM FOR, COUNSELOR?
7:42 $550?
7:44 For what?
7:46 Well, I'm suing him for lost wages and for emotional damages.
7:51 Tell me how she damaged you emotionally.
7:53 Well, at work, I also have a statement from that as well.
7:57 Um at work, she went up to a fellow coworker asking me what
8:01 kind of car I drive so she could have someone come break my windows.
8:05 Did she?
8:06 No, not knowing that he have your windows broken?
8:09 No.
8:09 Okay, so one more time.
8:11 How did she damage you?
8:13 That's what I'm I'm saying.
8:15 What?
8:15 Well, she when she said that, I had to go
8:17 to human resources for that and I was sent home.
8:20 You had to go?
8:21 I had to go cuz when he when he told me,
8:23 it was overheard by a manager in my department.
8:25 Okay, and what did the manager do?
8:27 He said, go to human resources.
8:29 don't, I will.
8:30 That's exactly what I said.
8:31 was the damage?
8:33 For the human resources,
8:34 I was sent home for that day as as well as the following.
8:36 She was instructed Let me see your statement from your employer.
8:40 Well, this is from the employee.
8:42 I couldn't release the No, sir.
8:44 You're going to give me some more written nonsense.
8:46 Give me that.
8:46 statement from the employee.
8:48 Give me her statement from your employer,
8:50 your human resources department that says you are being
8:54 disciplined because of something that happened on the job.
8:59 It's property of the company.
9:00 me again.
9:01 It's property of the company.
9:02 They wouldn't release it to me.
9:03 Property of the company.
9:05 So, you're telling me when you are disciplined,
9:07 you can't get a written copy of why you're being disciplined.
9:13 You just have to take the discipline and not see why.
9:17 I have to I had to enforce the company
9:18 you're now you're insulting my intelligence, counselor.
9:22 Your case is dismissed.
9:23 So are you for trying to play with my intelligence calling yourself a lawyer.
9:27 $855 to the plaintiff for his misrepresentation and his FRAUDULENT CONDUCT.
9:35 HAVE A GOOD DAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
9:39 counselor or wannabe counselor.