The Worst Urine Sample | The Basement Yard #553

0:00 Welcome back to the basement.

0:06 Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:09 Hi.

0:11 What's the matter?

0:12 Ah.

0:13 You're not having a good day?

0:14 Uh it's it's been a week for the good old confidence of good old Frankie.

0:19 Oh, you've had a bad confidence week?

0:21 It's not been a good old confidence week.

0:23 You know what I mean?

0:23 Like you you know you know.

0:25 Like you wake up certain days you're just like feeling good,

0:27 feeling great, feeling great, feeling good.

0:28 How are you?

0:30 Had a rough performance yesterday.

0:32 And uh just trying to get over it.

0:34 Just like the whole day?

0:35 Yeah, how are you doing?

0:37 I'm all right.

0:38 How about you, Ant?

0:39 I'm having a better day than Frankie, I guess.

0:42 Oh, my day's great.

0:42 Don't talk about my day.

0:44 He said his last week was bad.

0:46 The last I think it was really just yesterday.

0:47 I had to give a a urine sample and uh just didn't like I was not happy with it.

0:54 You didn't like the way it looked?

0:56 I'm pretty I like my piss.

0:58 What's up?

1:01 [laughter]

1:01 What do you like about it?

1:03 [clears throat] Solid color.

1:04 Uh Mhm.

1:06 Seemingly not cloudy, which I hear is an issue.

1:09 Yeah, uh okay.

1:10 I think that's a bad thing, right?

1:13 Cloudy pi- I mean I think.

1:15 know.

1:15 Also, I saw one thing and it was just

1:16 like if you if you have bubbles when you pee,

1:18 you might need to go to the doctor.

1:20 Have you ever pissed?

1:23 [laughter] I think it's it depends how hard you're peeing.

1:25 How hard do you pee?

1:27 I mean, if I'm in my house I'm not trying to pee as hard as I can.

1:29 But if if I'm in public then I want to piss

1:30 as hard as possible so people think that I have an alpha-sized weiner.

1:35 [laughter]

1:34 They want to know.

1:35 Like they they want to hear and then be like, "That's a big stream.

1:37 That's got to equal big dick." Literally.

1:40 And that's I will go on record and say that this is

1:43 a universal fact in every man on Earth that when you're at the urinal,

1:47 you're trying to make as much noise as possible so

1:50 that the other guys in there know big dicks in town.

1:52 You're at the urinal?

1:53 That's what you said.

1:54 Urinal.

1:55 It's a funeral for your piss.

1:56 Yeah, yeah.

1:57 I mean, he is right.

1:58 Urinal, urinal.

1:59 Technically, you are right.

2:00 Yeah, it's a weird thing, but like also,

2:02 but if you're with like the first like 25 times I hung out with Becca,

2:06 I pissed on the side of the bowl, so I made no noise.

2:09 Yeah, you don't want to

2:10 You don't want to You don't want to show off your piss stream.

2:13 You're going in there, you almost want her to be like,

2:16 "Did he even do anything in there?"

2:18 Well, well, also because of the inverse, because in public,

2:20 if you do strong stream, big dick, Yeah.

2:23 in, you know, private,

2:25 you want it to be like no sound,

2:27 because if you do a stream and it makes a little sound, they're just like, "Oh,

2:30 look at little trickle dick over there." Yeah, yeah, that's the [laughter]

2:33 what I'm talking about?

2:34 Isn't that interesting though?

2:35 When you're in public, you you want people to hear your pee,

2:37 but you don't want them to hear your poop.

2:40 Yeah, I I mean, like pooping mad hard and BEING LIKE,

2:43 OH, WHAT A GOOD ON THAT GUY.

2:46 YEAH, what [laughter] a THAT'S A GOOD BUTT HOLE ON THAT GUY.

2:49 IT'S A HAGRID'S IN THERE FIRING OFF A WIZARD STREAM.

2:52 I'LL DO YOU one better.

2:53 Like it becomes like I've been in like bathrooms, like public bathrooms,

2:57 where when people are having a rough time,

2:58 it's like a universal like everyone feels bad for that person.

3:02 They could just be having a normal BM with like normal

3:05 noises and stuff like that, but like people are just like,

3:09 "Ah, man, feel bad for that guy."

3:11 Yeah, you're kind of looking around,

3:12 you're like, "He's having a tough tough time." They're having a tough go of it.

3:15 ever been at the urinal and there's like an older guy

3:16 next to you and you could just hear that he's having trouble?

3:20 Yeah.

3:20 Feel so bad for them.

3:21 It's I feel bad because there's a part of me when I see

3:23 old people like like I I try to hold doors open and like,

3:27 you know, like I want to help them with stuff in public.

3:30 I'll draw the line there.

3:31 You don't want to help them pee.

3:32 Like help this guy piss, like punch his bladder or something.

3:34 Are you ever like encourage him, like, "You got it.

3:36 You got it." Is that a real thing?

3:38 Did you guys ever see that movie Waiting?

3:40 Yeah.

3:40 Remember the guy in that movie like has

3:42 like an irrational fear of pissing in public?

3:45 Of course that's real.

3:46 Is it real?

3:46 Yeah.

3:47 I didn't know.

3:47 I thought it was just like a movie thing.

3:49 I don't have it.

3:50 I'll let it rip anywhere.

3:51 Oh, yeah, baby.

3:51 I'm Anything, I'm I'm more afraid to pee in [laughter]

3:54 That's a real in my own home.

3:57 I'd prefer people to listen.

3:58 No, I had to go for like do like a urine test

4:01 and it was just such a for lack of better terms piss-poor performance.

4:06 In what regard?

4:08 I was like embarrassed I didn't pee enough.

4:12 Oh, you didn't pee enough?

4:13 Yeah.

4:14 What What kind of Did they give you like

4:16 a like a champagne flute or what was it called?

4:20 [laughter] They gave me I was very confused by it.

4:21 They gave me like a disposable coffee cup.

4:24 Oh, you got to do the pouring?

4:26 No.

4:26 No, I had to pee straight in it,

4:28 but they say like I don't know if you guys have gotten these directives.

4:32 No, they capped it.

4:33 But it just looked like a coffee cup, which is dangerous.

4:36 Right?

4:37 And why?

4:40 Brother, if the difference if there's a if there's not a very

4:43 clear discernible difference between a coffee cup and a urinal sample cup, Oh.

4:47 that's scary.

4:48 have a drink spout?

4:50 No, but like if I if I put both

4:53 in front of you real quick and said look at them,

4:54 you would have to go, wait, oh.

4:57 You know what I mean?

4:57 Like I mean you would notice the contents of the cup.

4:59 One is piss.

5:01 If they both have a cap on them?

5:02 Oh.

5:03 Were they clear?

5:05 No, they were paper.

5:06 Like

5:07 Oh.

5:07 Bro, like go to like a coffee shop.

5:09 Like the paper cups that coffee comes in.

5:12 Sounds like you were not at the doctor.

5:16 [laughter] It's in Dennis's living room.

5:19 kept collecting it.

5:21 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:22 No.

5:23 No.

5:23 No.

5:23 No.

5:23 No.

5:23 No.

5:23 No.

5:23 So, how big was the cup?

5:26 A solid like 12 oz'er.

5:28 much piss did you put in it?

5:31 Frank.

5:32 I was I was disappointed in myself.

5:34 What were you like, come on.

5:36 Well, I didn't I did the whole like You're on the sink.

5:40 the direct Cuz you can hear water.

5:43 No, I did the directive of like pee a little.

5:47 They say when you pee in a cup,

5:49 like pee a little like start the stream and then start it in the cup.

5:54 Right.

5:54 Um I don't know why, but apparently that's her going and then

5:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

5:58 You need to warm the car up before you drive on the highway.

6:00 I go straight.

6:01 Really?

6:02 Yeah, I just go for it.

6:03 You I mean I I imagine there is a medical

6:06 reason why they tell us not to do that.

6:08 So, I'm just going to listen to doctors.

6:09 Oh, I didn't think that Well, if there is But now that I think about it,

6:14 that was vali- That piss could have been

6:16 used to make me look like a better pisser.

6:19 Do you think they got to the lab and they

6:21 saw the amount of piss and they were like,

6:22 "What the What the IS THIS LITTLE BAG OF PISS?"

6:28 like they used to like, "Oh, look what we got here.

6:31 Yeah.

6:30 Little pisser." Yeah.

6:32 You know, I I I I What's the matter though?

6:34 You just couldn't squeeze anything out?

6:36 I I had peed right before I left the house.

6:39 I know I It was a It was like a clear And by the time

6:42 I realized it was too late to like go and drink water because you know,

6:46 like I wasn't going to do much at that point.

6:49 And my wait was like 2 minutes.

6:50 So, I had to just give them all I had.

6:53 Which wasn't much.

6:54 How'd you How'd you get there?

6:55 You drove?

6:56 Yeah.

6:57 What are you So, didn't you just have piss bottles in the car?

7:00 You can't just dump old piss First of all, I I am I am so far

7:03 I am like really good at not pissing in this car.

7:06 I am like really, really, really doing well.

7:09 And if I did, you think I'm just going to be like [laughter]

7:12 Should be like, "Hold on, let me go to my reserve." Yeah.

7:15 You know, I If that's not enough, I got a trunk full of sh- this stuff.

7:20 But that's That's also not going to give me an accurate

7:23 reading of what a good like what they're probably looking for.

7:25 Right.

7:26 If it's like, "Oh, this is from 4 weeks ago." Like 4 weeks?

7:30 Yeah.

7:30 [laughter] Well, I don't have 4-week-old piss in my car.

7:32 Let me That's not right.

7:33 Let me make that clear.

7:34 I don't So, this is 3-year-old piss, Frank.

7:36 I don't I don't I don't.

7:37 But you piss in your car more recently than I have.

7:40 That's true.

7:41 That's I don't know how if it's more recent.

7:43 We you know.

7:44 No, it absolutely is more recent.

7:45 I think it's more recent.

7:47 I I would be very forthcoming.

7:49 I can't tell you the last time I pissed in that car.

7:50 How was the color on it?

7:53 Solid.

7:57 [laughter] Solid solid yellow?

7:57 No, no.

7:58 Like it was it was a slightly darker than yellow.

8:02 blonde?

8:02 Um no, I would say like a like a like an Arnold Palmer.

8:06 Not that No, no, no.

8:08 THAT'S A LITTLE

8:10 [laughter] THAT'S A LITTLE TOO DARK.

8:11 LIKE A LEMONADE-ISH, but like a lot of water mixed in.

8:14 would dropped like a single drop of iced tea in a lemonade.

8:17 Because they say too clear is not good.

8:19 Apparently.

8:20 Let Oh, lemonade.

8:21 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:22 So like look at a lemonade but not cloudy.

8:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:26 No, I got you.

8:27 I got you.

8:27 You know what?

8:27 It was It was a hydrated pee.

8:29 It was I think I'm doing okay.

8:31 So I would rather have that because there was a time

8:34 that This wasn't the last time I gave a urine sample,

8:36 but it was the time before that.

8:38 I gave a urine sample and man You pissed?

8:42 I I mean I peed in it and like there was enough in there, but boy oh boy.

8:46 Was it It was brown?

8:47 It was like no, brown.

8:50 people piss brown, don't they?

8:51 I know, but they're like I mean this was

8:52 just like it was very very like a Skittle yellow.

8:57 Ew.

8:58 And I was like, damn.

8:59 I'm dehydrated.

9:00 I'm not even kidding.

9:01 I've pissed that color before of like the green screen.

9:04 I have.

9:05 Well, I remember when I was in What were you drinking?

9:07 Just Mountain Dew?

9:08 No, no, no, no.

9:08 When I was in college, I uh It's called something else.

9:11 No, it was not drugs.

9:12 I mean maybe.

9:14 Uh I was taking uh like workout supplement pills

9:18 and uh I pissed like neon green and I was worried,

9:21 but I read the thing and it's like that's normal.

9:23 It's just excess vitamins and stuff.

9:25 I was taking like like Arnold Classic.

9:31 [laughter] What?

9:31 You were taking bodybuilding supplements?

9:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

9:35 Wow.

9:35 You know, I'm 21 at the time.

9:37 Like if I'm ever going to do something stupid that's the time.

9:41 [laughter] So you're pissing electric green.

9:43 Basically, yeah.

9:44 Wow.

9:44 And That would have terrified giggly about over there?

9:48 It's funny.

9:49 Did you pretend you were like Shrek or the Hulk or something?

9:52 No, you know what?

9:53 No, I didn't.

9:54 I probably should have though.

9:55 What What is your reaction when that comes out of you immediately?

9:58 The first two or three times I was just like hold on.

10:01 What?

10:01 How many times did you pee in your blood?

10:03 That lasted a long time.

10:04 I mean it was like a 30-day supply of the workout supplements.

10:07 Oh, oh, okay.

10:09 Damn, that's terrifying.

10:10 I don't know.

10:11 I got Head and Shoulders in there once.

10:13 Bro, I didn't know where that story was going.

10:17 [laughter] I was like who I got head and shoulders and then I'm like also what?

10:20 Wait, you what?

10:21 Head and Shoulders in there once.

10:22 In where?

10:23 In your pee hole?

10:24 Why do you have Head and Shoulders on you washing your pubes?

10:26 Well, like Yeah, like Shrek you got dandruff in your dick?

10:29 WHAT'S GOING ON, DUDE?

10:32 [laughter] JUST RAN DOWN AND GOT in there.

10:33 Ran down and got Oh,

10:34 because he's got such a big hole because it goes with his big old big old wang.

10:38 Yeah, exactly.

10:38 I mean you need a big enough hole to let the pee exit that big old wang.

10:41 Yeah, this guy's running through with a queso burrito in his pants.

10:44 So you're saying you put Head and Shoulders on your head

10:46 and it ran down your body and got into your pee hole?

10:49 was probably just while I was scrubbing I got I got loose.

10:52 And and then it burnt.

10:52 I will say this if any soap is getting in my pee hole one

10:57 of the top ones that I don't want to happen is Head and Shoulders.

10:59 That is strong.

11:01 Yeah, when it's on your head it's like a icy hot.

11:03 And it burnt.

11:04 It burnt for like 2 days while I was peeing.

11:05 2 days?

11:06 You know, I got freaked out.

11:07 Have you ever heard of the Dr.

11:09 Bronner's soap?

11:10 They're like it's like the pure castile soap and they

11:12 have different flavor flavors with scents and like that.

11:15 Rex eating [laughter] it.

11:16 No, it's like I'm shocked.

11:17 It's It's It's a very famous It comes in a really recognizable bottle.

11:20 It has like It looks like the entirety of the Bible's written on this bottle.

11:25 Okay.

11:25 And um it's like super runny and the first time I used

11:30 it my dad got the peppermint one and I like used it everywhere.

11:34 Brother, it was like I had just face a snowman.

11:38 Yeah.

11:38 [laughter] Like my was ice cold.

11:41 Like Your wiener?

11:43 Brother, like Wow.

11:45 Like it it's like someone like you just like put your dick

11:48 and balls in the freezer and then put them back on.

11:52 That sounds kind of nice.

11:53 Then I'm shocked you don't have this.

11:54 hot summer day, pull up the soap.

11:56 You'll know what I'm talking about.

11:57 They have like different scents and like that.

11:59 the name?

11:59 Dr.

12:00 Bronner's.

12:01 Like the the the peppermint one will just

12:04 it'll burn the hair out of your nostrils.

12:09 Dr.

12:10 Bronner's.

12:11 Yeah, there it is.

12:12 Let me tell you.

12:13 I've never seen this.

12:14 like you clean carpets.

12:15 I mean it's so it's like on the bottom.

12:17 the sink type of thing.

12:19 no, it's used AS BODY WASH.

12:20 THAT'S SOAP?

12:21 It [laughter] comes like that.

12:23 Oh, it's magic.

12:23 But like you can use it as like table cleaner.

12:27 You could use it as laundry detergent.

12:29 Like you could use it for a ton of You just need to dilute it.

12:32 Well, [laughter] this is too much for soap.

12:35 I'm not diluting it.

12:36 They also make the bars, brother.

12:38 Oh.

12:38 This is Wait, so you can use the same

12:41 soap for your balls that you can for your floor?

12:46 [laughter]

12:45 It's an 18-in-1 soap.

12:47 Yes, dude.

12:47 I'm serious.

12:48 Yo, How is there 18 things to even clean?

12:53 [laughter]

12:52 Yo, this see?

12:54 This chick's got it.

12:55 She knows.

12:55 Can you pull up the 18 got the coldest tits on the planet.

12:59 Yeah.

13:00 Oh, the peppermint one?

13:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:01 I'll look up what you guys keep going.

13:02 I'll look up what the 18 things you could use it for.

13:04 Bro, I need [laughter] I need to know.

13:06 I can think of body, counter, floor.

13:08 What are we talking about?

13:09 It's like you can like like sprinkle it on your Your car?

13:14 Like you could use it as like in the toilet cleaner.

13:17 Like it's bro, it's it it's super intense.

13:21 And it's crazy.

13:23 How [laughter] is that possible?

13:23 I don't know.

13:24 They make this I I don't make it.

13:26 That's insane, dude.

13:27 I've never heard of this before in my life.

13:29 But I'm cleaning and I'm just like, yo, this is crazy, dude.

13:32 Like like lit your body up like a Christmas tree?

13:35 I'm not kidding, it felt like I was standing butt naked in Antarctica.

13:39 Did your Did your Did you feel like super clean when you got out?

13:44 I felt like I was the cleanest since I had come straight out the womb.

13:48 Wow, yeah.

13:48 Like I've never in my life been that clean and I never will ever again.

13:51 That sounds like nice.

13:53 I kind of like that feeling cuz like I use Head and Shoulders before

13:56 and then your head is just like it feels like there's steam coming off of it.

14:00 It's called Head and Shoulders because it feels

14:02 like your head and your shoulders are one.

14:04 Like they're kind of numb.

14:05 They're all numb.

14:06 All [laughter] of it is numb.

14:07 It runs down before it gets to his dick.

14:10 It runs down your shoulders and it just feels that got in your pee hole.

14:13 This is one like Yeah, also just like pure just gravity.

14:17 Like It happens.

14:18 Were you just like showering with a boner?

14:20 Yeah, is your pee Is your pee hole facing up?

14:23 Yeah.

14:24 [laughter] I It was just like while I was scrubbing

14:25 everything and I guess it got brushed and like

14:27 know.

14:27 You were scrubbing and you were scrubbing, you know?

14:30 Everyone's having a good time.

14:32 Do you want to hear the 18 things?

14:34 [laughter] We're going to have to Where the hell did that come from?

14:39 What What even was it?

14:40 I don't even know.

14:42 Oh, that's what you were doing earlier.

14:44 Before we started, he was like, oh, I'm [laughter]

14:49 Before we started, he was like, oh, I just got to like fix myself whatever.

14:52 And I was like, yo, you good over there?

14:54 Like what are you doing?

14:55 So, you had that you had that stroke yourself

14:57 bit for like He held onto it for 15 minutes.

15:01 [laughter] What is that?

15:06 Yeah.

15:07 Right.

15:08 I don't know.

15:08 I just found it in the garbage over there and I decided it'd be funny.

15:12 Wha- Where is this coming [laughter] Is this It's coming OUT OF YOUR BACK.

15:18 I DON'T KNOW.

15:18 I JUST FOUND IT AND I thought doing some prop comedy would be funny.

15:22 [laughter] Some prop comedy?

15:24 It would be funny.

15:27 OH MY GOD, HE REALLY ENJOYED THAT.

15:30 I don't even know what that's from.

15:33 Are you crying?

15:34 I was doing some desk cleaning.

15:36 I threw that out.

15:37 I guess you Did you go through my garbage?

15:39 right there.

15:39 It was over there.

15:40 In the garbage?

15:41 Yeah.

15:42 [laughter]

15:44 So, you walk around this place and you saw a piece of garbage and you're like,

15:47 "I have an idea." This is phallic enough to look like a weiner.

15:50 Yeah.

15:50 You know?

15:51 Yeah.

15:51 And god almighty, I'm crying.

15:55 [laughter] Loves it.

15:58 Did you find the 18 things?

16:00 I found something, yeah.

16:02 Is there anything strange?

16:03 Well, it could be used So,

16:05 Frankie's soap that he used as a child I Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

16:08 Oh, he used it now?

16:09 I still use it now.

16:10 Right.

16:10 You still have that?

16:12 Can be used for face, body, hair,

16:14 uh bath, shaving, teeth, feet, congestion, dishes, Hold up.

16:18 BACK UP.

16:19 TEETH?

16:20 [laughter] SOAP FOR YOUR TEETH?

16:24 I MEAN, maybe mouthwash.

16:25 Just Just Yeah, like like can't you?

16:27 Wait, you You're You're speed running this.

16:29 Oh, sorry.

16:29 Start from teeth.

16:30 Well, well, I was trying to get to I was trying to do the normal things first.

16:33 Start from the beginning.

16:34 [laughter] Face, face, body, hair, Yeah.

16:36 the bath, What is What is the bath?

16:39 Put it in his bubble bath.

16:40 Makes bubble can make bubble bath.

16:41 Shaving, Shaving?

16:44 It's like a maybe like an aftershave or something.

16:47 And soap?

16:47 I don't know.

16:48 Teeth?

16:49 Teeth?

16:52 [laughter] Teeth is insane.

16:53 I'm going to brush my teeth with soap?

16:55 [laughter] Feet, congestion, Congestion?

16:59 No, dude, I'll tell you.

17:01 You put a rub a little bit of that under your nose,

17:03 you'll breathe better than you ever have.

17:05 to shoot this thing in my sinus?

17:06 And then And then it goes dishes, the laundry, The laundry?

17:12 And then it just goes your floors,

17:14 your general cleaning of the house, windows, Yeah, dude.

17:18 I can clean my windows and my teeth simultaneously Your windows

17:22 and your are the two cleanest parts of the house.

17:25 Then it goes toilets, you could clean produce, dogs, plants.

17:29 Dogs?

17:32 [laughter] And it could keep away ants.

17:34 IT CAN KEEP AWAY ANTS?

17:36 YO, WHAT IS GOING on with this thing?

17:41 [laughter]

17:40 This is an outrageous marketing scheme.

17:43 Yo, I mean, no, dude, it's like magic.

17:47 [laughter] Keep away ants and ALL OTHER THINGS.

17:48 I'M NOT KIDDING.

17:49 Some of this I like one day,

17:50 like you know when like you like don't go to the bathroom

17:53 and you don't have and you don't have your when

17:55 you go to the bathroom you don't have your phone on you

17:56 and you just like read whatever is in like arms reach.

18:00 I read the bottle and it's like this is

18:03 miracle from God soap that could do anything.

18:07 Oh, so they're humble.

18:10 [laughter] Are you kidding me?

18:11 Yo, it's This soap will do everything.

18:14 Yo, it's Eat, suck your dick, [laughter]

18:17 keep away the roaches, you can put it in your mattress, you can sleep on it,

18:22 you can jerk off with it, you can eat it, taste good.

18:25 Yo, I'm not kidding.

18:26 If you jerk off with this thing,

18:28 you would you would burn the skin off your body.

18:32 That's crazy.

18:33 Does it have any other uh scent?

18:35 Yes, so there's like lavender, there's like I think a eucalyptus one.

18:39 Which one are you currently using?

18:41 Uh the last one we haven't used it in like a couple

18:43 we ran out and we haven't gotten a new one yet,

18:45 but we the one is good.

18:47 the peppermint one specifically is probably

18:50 for ants cuz I know ants hate peppermint.

18:51 Like anti-ant spray is peppermint spray.

18:54 I know that.

18:54 The one that I buy.

18:56 I didn't know that.

18:56 So, if you want me to get out of here, we're just going to dump this on you.

18:59 You filthy little I'll make sure it doesn't get in your pee hole.

19:02 Yeah, please.

19:05 [laughter]

19:04 Uh dude, they have I'm telling you right now that's insane.

19:07 Do I'm sure I'm Nicole probably knows about it because

19:10 she I know she's very like health conscious and like,

19:13 you know, stuff like that.

19:14 That is something that you should have in your home.

19:16 Bro, I'll tell you this right now.

19:19 Love her to death, but if she brought this home and was like We

19:23 And it replaced our toothpaste, I'd be like,

19:27 "What are you doing?" I'm not I didn't know the tooth one.

19:30 I'm I might try that.

19:32 I might try it.

19:33 Why not?

19:34 Please brush your teeth with with like whatever I mean the magic soap.

19:38 I mean how I don't know how you could What

19:40 would you do like mix it in with your toothpaste?

19:42 Or just just like a mouthwash maybe?

19:45 But it's not it's very thin.

19:46 Like it's very like it's non-viscous.

19:48 So like it's like water.

19:50 Really?

19:51 Yeah, so you're it's not like a gel soap.

19:54 Okay.

19:55 It's just like pure soap.

19:57 It comes out like water.

19:59 Yeah, dude.

20:00 You should Pull up a video of this or something.

20:03 Pull up a video of Pull up a video of soap.

20:07 [laughter] JUST I CAN TAKE your word for it.

20:08 But that's Okay, so maybe you just you just soap it up.

20:10 But they say like dilution.

20:11 Like if you were to like sit in it,

20:13 I'm sure it probably wouldn't be very good for your skin.

20:16 You'd get some form of irritation.

20:17 You don't have to sit Well, I'm not saying sit in the thing.

20:20 But also like I'm sure whatever you're cleaning

20:22 or using it for it's different levels of dilution.

20:25 Like you put like a little bit into your your laundry.

20:30 [laughter] A lot of people swear by that stuff because it's a more natural Yeah.

20:35 Like detergent soap cleaner than like if you

20:38 go and buy no offense to big laundry detergent,

20:41 but like what is the blue goop?

20:43 Yeah, I've no idea.

20:44 I mean I am I am open to the idea that this works.

20:48 It's just funny that you can it's like teeth

20:52 and dogs being on the same list as windows.

20:56 Like [laughter] and your own face and butt hole.

20:59 It's like outrageous.

21:00 And it keeps away insects and pests.

21:02 Right, yeah.

21:03 I mean it's it's not cheap.

21:04 Like that bottle right there is probably like It's at 18 bucks.

21:08 It's It's not cheap.

21:10 That's a lot.

21:10 But you don't need a lot.

21:11 Like that bottle will last you like two, three months.

21:14 Yeah, that could take out a whole ant colony.

21:16 Bro, that will do everything you want.

21:18 If you spring cleaning in a single bottle.

21:21 You know the jokes that people make of Oh,

21:23 guy shampoo 13 in one hair conditioner.

21:26 You managed to find an 18 in one

21:28 [laughter] 18 in one soap.

21:28 out of the bathroom.

21:29 Yeah, yeah.

21:30 Yeah, isn't that cool?

21:32 Yeah, it's something.

21:33 It is.

21:34 It's not It's not nothing.

21:35 It's not nothing.

21:36 the ones that you're referencing is like it's hair It's shampoo,

21:39 conditioner, body wash, aftershave, and who knows what else in one.

21:45 You know what's funny?

21:46 I don't know if you guys did this when you were younger,

21:48 but when I was super young,

21:50 my parents would be like, "All right, you got to go take a shower." So,

21:52 I'd take a shower, and then I would come down, and then my dad would be like,

21:58 "Did you use soap?" And I didn't, but I would lie.

22:04 Oh, like "Oh, I used shampoo." [clears throat] And he's like, "What?" Oh,

22:08 like you would you would shower without bathing yourself properly?

22:12 Like I I wouldn't I wouldn't use soap.

22:14 I vaguely remember that, but I I could I don't know if that's still a thing.

22:19 know why, but I just like wouldn't use soap.

22:21 Not all the time, but there would be times I wouldn't use soap.

22:23 So, every single time I would come out,

22:26 [laughter] my dad would be like, "Did you use soap?" And I'd be like,

22:29 "Uh, no, I didn't." No, [laughter] I'll tell you this.

22:32 And then he'd be like,

22:32 "Get back upstairs and go take a shower." Or I would lie and be like,

22:35 "Oh, I used shampoo." Which I also didn't do.

22:38 So, you just walked in, got wet, and walked out.

22:41 Yeah, this is when I was like super young, but I remember it,

22:43 so I must have been I imagine that still does something, though.

22:47 Like you wash away You wash away the stinky.

22:49 The sins of Maybe maybe you never washed away your something,

22:55 and that's why you don't stink under the armpits.

22:57 Maybe.

22:58 It's not that I never did.

22:59 That's a great point.

23:00 But it was like it was I was very young.

23:02 Like I was like under 10.

23:04 While this was happening.

23:06 Well I first Well, that's when kids are like filthy.

23:10 Like rolling around in the literally like in the dirt and like that.

23:13 Like that's when you probably need a bath or a shower the most.

23:18 [clears throat] There is like kids are deathly afraid of like soap and like

23:23 that because it's about getting it Once you get it in your eyes once,

23:25 you're like terrified.

23:27 it's the devil.

23:28 You know.

23:28 What at what age do like you like take a bath with your siblings?

23:34 Young.

23:35 Like because I I like remember I have like a memory of it.

23:39 Yeah.

23:40 Yeah, I I recently went through a bunch of family pictures and there were

23:42 pictures there and I said like we didn't need to take a picture of this.

23:47 [laughter] You know.

23:46 But like do you know what age?

23:48 Like four?

23:49 Um I would say like four and under.

23:52 I think around five it gets a little Like you got to start separating.

23:56 Yeah, like it gets a little weird.

23:59 Yeah, but I I have a memory of like I think I've told this story before,

24:03 but like I was in the bath with Keith and he

24:05 laughed and a giant blood clot came out of his nose.

24:10 Like it was just like this and I was like and I think we all screamed.

24:14 Yeah, I I I

24:16 [clears throat] I think that uh kids are just afraid of soap

24:19 because of like the thought of it getting in their eye.

24:21 And there was so much when we were

24:22 kids soap like marketed at us as like tear-free.

24:27 You know, like remember the one that came

24:29 in like it was like the little Ariel the fish?

24:31 Yeah.

24:31 You know, and then they had the ones I never remember what they were called,

24:33 but they were like bars of soap that were in like a mesh pocket.

24:38 Yes.

24:38 I forgot those.

24:39 I forgot what they were called.

24:40 Oh, that was a good one.

24:42 The tear-free I think they still they still probably do.

24:44 Bro, I love the like Johnson& Johnson like gold baby shampoo.

24:50 It's the best smelling one of the best smells on the planet.

24:54 No, I don't know that one.

24:55 I got Head and Shoulders in my eyes, yeah.

24:57 Come on, bro.

24:57 You should You should [laughter] stop.

24:59 The pause is crazy.

24:59 You have to stop with the pausing.

25:01 I got Head and uh [laughter] Head and Shoulders in my eyes yesterday.

25:05 That hurt.

25:06 Are you Head and Shouldersing every day?

25:07 I guess it's just inside of me.

25:09 What?

25:11 He's asking if you're using it every day.

25:13 this episode that you can't like that isn't sexual.

25:17 I Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

25:19 Um You use Head and Shoulders every day?

25:21 A lot, yeah.

25:21 I use it I mean, you probably should.

25:23 You should did.

25:24 No, you're you're not supposed to.

25:25 But I did.

25:25 No, you you're you're supposed to use it very regularly.

25:28 I I went I like sat through like a presentation from them once.

25:33 You sat through a presentation of Head and Shoulders?

25:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

25:37 I mean, he did the he did the he did it, too.

25:39 He paused a little bit after Head.

25:41 Did I?

25:41 Yeah, you did.

25:42 Oh, oh.

25:42 Yeah, cuz I was like I wasn't at the presentation.

25:44 I did a I did a deal with them and Oh.

25:47 and they were just like it was like at a football game.

25:50 It was at a Giants game and they were

25:51 just like "Our Head and Shoulders guy is here.

25:56 [laughter] So, we're going to like teach you guys

25:58 about it." And And it was honestly like insightful.

26:01 Like I can't say anything bad about it.

26:03 it was like a not medical grade, but it's like above shampoo in a way.

26:08 It's like if you're dealing with dandruff, use this.

26:10 Well, to my understanding,

26:11 it's actually meant to be more and I should probably contact my Head

26:15 and Shoulders connect and see if they can give us more accurate info.

26:18 But like it's meant to be more preventative than it is to like deal with it.

26:23 So, like they say that you're supposed to use it regularly because it's like

26:27 it kills a certain bacteria that creates

26:29 dandruff on your scalp or something like that.

26:31 I I thought it was interesting, you know, but like it on every now and again.

26:35 If I don't use it for like if I use different shampoo for a few days,

26:40 like I'll get dandruff bad back.

26:41 But do you do you uh shampoo and conditioner?

26:45 Like do you condition your hair?

26:47 condition.

26:47 Well, I think that's a problem.

26:49 I don't I don't You don't condition.

26:50 Well, first of all, conditioner's not supposed to be used on the whole head.

26:53 It's only supposed to be used on like the end of the hair.

26:56 But that's not where dandruff comes from.

26:58 Dandruff comes from the scalp.

26:59 I know, but if I'm assuming that if you

27:01 have like dry hair that has some sort of effect.

27:04 But the I don't think that the hair matters.

27:07 It's the scalp.

27:09 But they're connected to the scalp.

27:11 Yeah, but like you're when you're when you're doing to my understanding,

27:14 when you're doing like my hair is not long enough right now,

27:17 but like the conditioner is supposed to be used

27:20 on like the outer part of the hair in theory.

27:22 It's not really supposed to get on your scalp.

27:24 I'm saying like if but if but if you don't condition your hair, right?

27:27 And it and it gets a little dry or if

27:29 you have that type of hair that does get dry,

27:31 I would think that the thing that is coming out of your head

27:33 would have some sort of effect on the moisture of I don't know.

27:37 No, but the the We're all guessing.

27:39 The [laughter] issue of dandruff is at the base

27:42 of your hair, like on your scalp.

27:45 So if you're conditioning your hair, you're not attacking the the issue.

27:50 No, I understand what you're saying.

27:51 I mean I just I just don't know.

27:53 Is it bad I didn't know that conditioner was only for the tips?

27:57 I didn't I didn't I learned that late in life, too.

27:59 know that that's like a gigantic issue.

28:02 Oh, okay.

28:03 I mean, I don't know.

28:03 I I learned that late in life as well.

28:05 I I have not recently, but when I was younger, I would condition my Hell yeah.

28:12 Yeah.

28:13 Just cuz Oh, yeah.

28:14 Now we're getting somewhere.

28:15 I was like I would just condition these Let's get these more

28:18 Can you show us how you would do it?

28:20 No.

28:20 Um [laughter] I would just be like, you know what?

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32:25 Let's keep rocking and rolling.

32:27 Yeah.

32:27 Well, what's wrong with that?

32:28 I don't know it's You don't like to rock and or roll?

32:32 It's kind of uh What is rock and roll?

32:36 Like I get the rock.

32:38 No, but why is that what they call the music?

32:40 Well, like yeah, I mean Because you rock and roll to it.

32:44 Where's the rolling?

32:45 Like you roll on the floor?

32:46 Like they were used They used to They That music

32:48 came along and they used to like trip to it.

32:49 You know what I mean?

32:50 I guess.

32:51 So that you would be like, "Whoa!" And then they'd like fall over themselves.

32:54 You know what uh what dance move white people love?

32:58 Oh, yeah.

33:00 Yeah.

33:00 Yeah.

33:00 Yeah.

33:01 I I don't hate it.

33:04 Boomers love that.

33:05 I don't hate it.

33:05 Well, because the boomers were like you know,

33:08 in their like 30s or 20s in the 70s.

33:11 And that's when that was big,

33:12 cuz they would be like this and then every now and then they throw in a Yeah.

33:17 Oh my god.

33:19 My mom's a big pointer.

33:20 She likes to point.

33:21 She's always like There is I I one time

33:23 I one time came across a Tik Tok and it's

33:27 like someone their whole account is just dedicated to like

33:31 dancing like a middle-aged white woman at a party.

33:35 Yeah.

33:35 And it's just that.

33:36 It's just like you know, just all that while they have a Yeah.

33:40 Yes.

33:41 Who taught white boomer women in America to dance with pointing?

33:47 Also uh when they clap at weddings I've noticed

33:50 that that that generation they clap but the fingers are out.

33:54 Like Nicole Kidman?

33:55 Do you remember her clapping?

33:57 Yeah, she's got hands like the Grinch.

33:59 Brother, she clapped and her fingers were behind her ears.

34:05 [laughter]

34:04 It's like, "Yo, pull See if you can find that clip."

34:07 She clapped and it was like it was like the Grinch's fingers.

34:12 You know what I'm talking about?

34:13 Like they curl backwards or something.

34:15 She's like double triple jointed.

34:17 I Yeah.

34:17 And like that was also like how they like danced suggestively in like the 70s.

34:22 They'd be like And then they do the point at themselves.

34:26 Come over here.

34:27 Point at you.

34:28 Point at me and you in here.

34:30 You Have you ever Have you ever um You know in movies

34:33 where there's that moment where you're kind of like at a place then

34:36 you lock eyes with someone across the room and then everything kind

34:39 of like gets out of the way and then you make your way over.

34:41 Have you ever done that in real life?

34:44 I mean I I think I've done it with Becca but like not like to the point

34:50 about like where it's like it's no one and I just like

34:52 Yeah, it's not a person you know.

34:54 It's just a person.

34:55 No, I I I I When we were like of like dancing club age

35:01 club age like it was I was always like do you want to dance?

35:05 I always made it a specific point to ask.

35:08 what I mean.

35:08 Like if you saw someone you'd be like,

35:10 "Ooh." And then you walk over and then you kind of ask.

35:12 You like you get here and then you're in it already?

35:16 No, no, no.

35:17 I'm saying you're in a place, right?

35:19 And you see this girl across and you guys kind of make

35:22 eye contact and then you're like you're looking and it's like,

35:25 "Oh, we are staring at each other." So, it's like I'm going to go over there.

35:28 And then like it feels like everyone's kind of moving out

35:30 of the way and then you make your way over and you're like,

35:33 you're in some Truman Show Like everyone's just like,

35:35 "All right, they've made contact.

35:36 Everyone back up." Something like that.

35:39 I feel like that happens in movies.

35:40 The only time I think it was ever like when I

35:43 danced with that old broad at the wedding I went to.

35:46 There's got to be a better way to say that.

35:49 [laughter] Yeah, pull it.

35:51 I I I don't know If this is real and not edited, these are long fingers.

35:55 This has to be.

35:55 I think it is real cuz when it happened at first everyone was just like, "Yo."

35:59 Oh my god.

36:01 Bro, her hands like it looks like she's clapping

36:05 [laughter] like it looks like two Venn diagrams are meeting in the middle.

36:07 Dude, I I don't even I don't even think I could do Yeah.

36:11 She's like It looks like the zodiac sign for Pisces.

36:14 Yes, it does.

36:16 [laughter] It looks like when you like those like Newton

36:19 balls on the string are like hitting each other.

36:21 Listen, no no disrespect to Nicole Kidman

36:24 but if that's real you got long fingers.

36:25 Also, THE INSTAGRAM IS

36:28 [laughter] HORRIBLE.

36:29 THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

36:30 OH, I DIDN'T INVENT THAT.

36:31 There are gay animals, you know that, right?

36:33 Yes, penguins are gay.

36:35 Not all of them.

36:36 Not all I'm not saying all of them, but Yo,

36:37 do you guys know about the penguin the the lone penguin?

36:41 We talked about it on this episode.

36:42 Oh, that was here?

36:43 Yeah, we talked about it.

36:44 Yeah, you've heard this.

36:45 No?

36:46 Bro, you know the lone penguin?

36:48 Bro, there were like Long?

36:49 Lone.

36:49 There was like at this zoo,

36:51 I think it was in Australia or somewhere there was No, it wasn't zoo.

36:54 Okay, what are you talking about?

36:56 Like the gay No, that's not what I'm talking about.

36:57 Oh, wait, what are you talking about?

36:59 Nothing gay, nothing gay.

37:00 Oh, mine had gay penguins.

37:01 No, no, I know the gay.

37:02 Yeah, the gay one.

37:03 But this No, this is like the um Type in like Look at Don't Type in gay penguin.

37:09 Type in uh Lone?

37:12 Penguin walking away.

37:13 Just do that.

37:14 Lone penguin walking away.

37:16 Just penguin walking away.

37:18 Walking to mountain.

37:19 Yeah, yeah, do that.

37:20 Do that.

37:20 Do that.

37:20 Do that.

37:21 Where do you see mountain?

37:21 I mean just I mean you got to back up.

37:24 Are you type like here a thousand years old walking down [laughter] that thing.

37:28 It's over there.

37:29 This one?

37:30 What do you need?

37:31 A Werner Herzog one?

37:32 That's going to blow the I mean let's not play the the audio here,

37:36 but just go to the images.

37:37 It's fine.

37:37 a penguin and he is walking away.

37:41 So, this is a So, all the way to the right.

37:42 You see all the way to the right?

37:43 Click that.

37:45 So, that I mean I guess these are all like photos,

37:48 but there's a video of this of a penguin

37:50 who's just taking off for the mountains.

37:53 Just doing its thing?

37:54 Right.

37:55 Doesn't give a fart.

37:56 And look look look.

37:58 Where is that?

37:58 Japan?

37:59 He like I don't know, [laughter] but he broke away from the pack and he

38:03 was just going for it and then people turned it

38:05 into this thing that's like the penguin obviously is never going

38:10 to survive without the colony if he goes for the mountains,

38:13 but he just like desperately he's he's he's

38:16 they're using that as like motivation like chase your dreams.

38:20 Something like that and it's like but why

38:22 and like all this stuff and and and you know,

38:24 it's it's supposed it's the interpretation is this very motivational

38:30 no up uh nihilist I don't I don't know what that word means.

38:35 penguin mean like But then I So I watched a video

38:38 on this and it was so moving and the music was just like

38:42 incredibly motivating and all this stuff

38:44 and the the explanation and the interpretation

38:47 of what was happening was was like, you know a moving

38:51 See, I just see in the comments [laughter] there was someone being like Yeah,

38:56 um what actually is happening is

38:58 that there's something going on in this penguin's

39:01 brain and it's like basically going off to like hill it to Oh, no.

39:07 Like not that it's going to go and grab

39:09 just saying I was looking at it and I was

39:10 just like it's running like the kids from weapons, you know?

39:13 Well, that's how they kind of run.

39:15 I guess.

39:16 Penguins are so cute.

39:17 Penguins are cute.

39:18 We were talking about the we were referencing the one where it was like

39:21 a story of like two male penguins

39:23 got together and they were like their soulmates

39:25 and stuff like that and then one of them died and like the penguin like

39:32 crew like in solidarity for this mourning gay penguin like sang a song for it.

39:38 It's beautiful.

39:39 It is pretty pretty touching.

39:41 they like take rocks and they put rocks in front of the female.

39:45 are one of the few animals that like mate for life.

39:47 It's like penguins, lobsters Mate for life?

39:50 Yeah, like they

39:52 that mean?

39:52 Like they're like, yo this is my Oh, oh, oh.

39:55 penguin lady or Oh, they're loyal, you mean?

39:57 They're monogamous.

39:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

40:00 Okay.

40:00 Yeah, yeah.

40:00 I think lobsters are like that, too, you know?

40:03 Really?

40:04 Why would I don't I don't make up the rules here.

40:07 The you talking about?

40:08 Why are they monogamous?

40:09 I don't know why.

40:10 I mean, but like look at lions.

40:11 Lions will like go in, someone, be like,

40:13 I'm going to everyone here is getting it.

40:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

40:17 You know?

40:18 gorillas are like that, too.

40:20 It's like, yo, I'm the biggest one.

40:21 I beat up everyone else, so everyone gets

40:22 Yeah, and then I was at the zoo and I I read a thing that was just like,

40:25 if a like new lion comes into the pack, they'll like if there are any cubs,

40:32 they'll fight the the head of the pack or pride or whatever they're called,

40:36 them up, kill them, and then if they had any cubs, they'll take them out, too.

40:41 And it's like Yo, this is This is some crazy dude.

40:46 Lobsters do not MATE FOR LIFE.

40:49 [laughter] REALLY?

40:51 NO, THERE IT'S THEY DO serial monogamy, where it's like kind of like the lions,

40:54 where there's a bunch of females and they Oh.

40:57 Oh, so he's like, yo, I'll get my eight, but I'll keep it up.

40:59 Oh, so he's like Mormon wives Shh.

41:02 Sure.

41:03 Like sister wives in the But yes.

41:06 In the Because I remember something like they lay so

41:07 many eggs and they have to Either way.

41:10 I mean, no, no, I'm not I am I That was what was like a thing.

41:14 Like, you've never heard like people on like

41:16 Remember like those old like Tumblr coded things,

41:18 where it's just like,

41:19 "You're my lobster." Because lobsters are they mate for life or some

41:23 I guess I'm a idiot and I just bought into it.

41:25 I'll tell you what, you know what?

41:27 Uh termites Termites mate for life.

41:30 Yeah, they can go and die.

41:31 Isn't that surprising?

41:32 Termi- Termites can go and die.

41:35 I know they're I know they're important to like the ecosystem or whatever.

41:38 think they are.

41:38 Bro, so hold on.

41:39 They definitely are because found this penguin thing, right?

41:42 Listen to the song.

41:46 So, it's just like that, right?

41:48 And then this is what the caption is.

41:49 It says, "In 2007, Werner Herzog Oh, yeah.

41:53 Werner Herzog filmed a lone penguin breaking away from his colony.

41:56 Instead of heading to the sea to feed,

41:58 he turned toward the interior of Antarctica,

42:00 a 70-km death march towards the mountains.

42:03 Science calls this disoriented.

42:06 Biology calls it a mistake.

42:07 But But perhaps this is the same mistake

42:10 that drove our ancestors out of the caves.

42:13 The urge to discover is a dangerous one.

42:15 It defies the logic of survival.

42:16 It demands that you leave the safety of the crowd

42:18 to pursue a mountain that only you can see.

42:21 Civilization wasn't built by those who stayed at the feeding grounds.

42:24 It was built by those who asked, "What is over there?" regardless of the cost.

42:27 If you feel the pull of the unknown, you aren't broken.

42:30 You are just one of the few heading for the mountains.

42:33 You uh you were having a very self-reflective day that day.

42:36 Why?

42:37 I mean, like I could see you just being

42:38 like thinking back on Santa Monica Studios and you know,

42:41 everything and like I'm the penguin.

42:43 No, no.

42:44 I just think that's [laughter] like a Well, that's not a bad thing.

42:47 I mean, it does apply to your life.

42:48 Like you did do that.

42:49 I kind of just think it was a dumb penguin, maybe.

42:52 But also Well, that's what the comments eventually

42:54 went to like which I it was just funny.

42:56 The comedy in it is that you read that and you're like, "Wow,

42:58 that's so cool." and then you read the [laughter]

43:00 comments and someone's like "While that explanation is poetic, [laughter]

43:06 science suggests the penguin isn't actually trying to end its life,

43:08 but its internal GPS is basically broken.

43:11 This happens because of brain injury, sickness,

43:13 or parasites that mess with their navigation.

43:15 The penguin thinks it's headed towards the water,

43:17 but its broken compass is actually leading it the wrong

43:19 way and its instincts are too stubborn to turn back." Yeah,

43:23 I mean, it's also like

43:24 Like just let it go.

43:25 I mean, it's also it helps like you reading it doesn't do it justice.

43:28 When you have German ass Werner Herzog and he's just like,

43:32 "This penguin is going to discover." You know, like that sounds cool.

43:38 But like Yeah.

43:38 It's kind of like you remember the um the angler fish where they're like, "Oh,

43:41 it never saw light and it desperately

43:43 wanted to see light." You don't remember that?

43:46 No.

43:46 We talked about the little one and it The one that has like the light?

43:49 I know what you're talking about.

43:50 Oh, and you didn't see it Oh,

43:51 is that like the evolutionary like evolutionary like

43:55 evolutionary explanation for it like it didn't see light,

43:59 so it wanted to, so it made its own light?

44:02 Something like I don't know,

44:03 but it was like it all this this thing lived in the dark

44:06 and it just wanted to see the light before it died cuz it died.

44:09 But yeah, there's a comment There's a comment that's good.

44:14 [laughter]

44:14 And it's an AI photo of the penguin walking

44:16 with Jesus and it says, "He was not alone." [laughter] I don't know.

44:21 That's just funny.

44:22 I mean

44:22 He was not alone.

44:24 God walked with that penguin that had the parasite in his head.

44:26 No, Jesus.

44:27 Well, that's what I meant.

44:28 Scott doesn't even know his own hierarchy of deities.

44:32 People are getting deep in the in the comments.

44:35 One person posted a photo of a random person looking at the stars and it said,

44:38 "Should I go left where nothing is right or right where nothing is left?" Damn.

44:45 Honestly, that kind of hits.

44:46 That kind OF HITS.

44:47 WHOA!

44:48 I'M NOT GOING TO WHAT WAS IT?

44:49 SHOULD I GO left where nothing is right or go right where nothing is left?

44:55 I I have to like once a week if not once every other week,

44:59 my TikTok algorithm turns into that where it's all

45:01 just like emotional motivating A lot of it is

45:04 also like letters to my wife and it's just

45:06 like you are my home and stuff like that.

45:08 So, like I need a like I'll do that and then

45:11 I'll reset it back to like The Sopranos or you know, people.

45:15 [laughter] Why?

45:16 Because like I get too emotional with that stuff.

45:19 You know, like I said I think I said recently on this show like it was

45:21 like for a while it was videos of like

45:25 people giving little kids baseballs at baseball games.

45:28 Yeah, yeah.

45:29 And like that it punches me in the chest.

45:32 So, like I have to like come back down and just be like, all right.

45:35 This this can't be like sappy stuff.

45:37 I need to laugh every now and then because if I just get sad and cry,

45:41 it's not going to be good for me.

45:42 You know what you want to hear something cute that I'm like,

45:44 "This is such a great tradition." But like Geo when he goes to hockey games,

45:49 he'll immediately before we go to the seats,

45:50 he goes to the store and he buys a puck and he gives it to a kid.

45:54 That he just sees a kid and he's like,

45:55 "Hey." And he gives him like a little kid he gives him a Yeah, dude.

45:57 And so now but like he kind of like it has included us in that.

46:02 So, he'll go and get three pucks for like me

46:03 and Espo and we just give them out to kids every game.

46:06 when I I know like I said this when I went to the the Pokémon card show like I

46:11 was talking with my brothers and I found myself I

46:12 wasn't getting emotional but like I was getting worked up.

46:15 Also had a drink or two.

46:16 And I was saying like off that peppermint shampoo.

46:20 Yeah, the peppermint shampoo and a And like like two Guinness.

46:26 [laughter] No, I said like stuff like that like I have like

46:32 issues with like the whole like Pokémon card collecting it like world

46:35 right now because it is in theory as it is bigger now

46:39 than it ever has been it is kind of gatekeeping its fandom.

46:42 Like you're putting these cool cards that are meant to be

46:46 for kids and inaccessible and they're hundreds if not millions of dollars,

46:52 hundreds of thousands of dollars and like that like

46:55 it so like what we what my brothers

46:56 and I did is we bought packs and we were going around and like we saw like

47:00 there were like two kids sitting on the floor

47:02 and they were having fun like looking at their binders and like that and we gave

47:04 it to like so like that with the pucks,

47:07 bro, that gets me man.

47:08 Like I'm not even kidding it gets me emotional because it's the stuff like

47:13 you are in theory something that was

47:15 emotional and and happy and brought you joy.

47:18 You're just trying to give that to somebody else.

47:20 Like in that moment it's not about what you're giving

47:22 them it's about the memory and the feeling and that's incredible.

47:26 Especially when I was like young I mean I would barely

47:28 go to games but if I caught a foul ball dude,

47:30 that would be like the highlight of my life.

47:33 Dude, have you ever caught Oh, you have caught a ball.

47:36 I've caught home runs.

47:39 I No, so I caught two balls in one game that I remember.

47:43 Maybe there were other ones that I don't but Two in one game?

47:45 Two in one game.

47:46 So we were sitting it was Yankees at the time Indians.

47:50 And [laughter] and I was sitting behind the the the bullpen and we you know

47:58 like the kids are leaning over the bullpen and Mariano Rivera threw a ball

48:02 up and I it like rolled around and I grabbed it and I

48:06 had I still to this day have it and I couldn't believe it bro.

48:09 I was I was Damn Mo, why you a ball?

48:12 Mo gave me a ball.

48:13 Also you got me that Mo ball, that's cool.

48:15 Um, because like he held that, you know what I mean?

48:17 Um, and then at the end of the game,

48:19 the game ended with a pop out to center field.

48:23 Johnny Damon caught it and he turned around and he threw it and brother I was

48:27 looking at the person next to me talking to them and it landed in my lap.

48:31 In my lap Did you write on the ball?

48:34 Yo, and I gave it to our like a not like a friend friend,

48:38 but like we know him through like

48:40 friends and stuff like that in the neighborhood.

48:41 Gave it to his little brother.

48:42 I was like a you can have this.

48:44 Yeah.

48:44 I was told a week later he like drew on it and ripped it up and like that.

48:50 [laughter] So I was Ripped up a baseball?

48:51 What is he a like a dog?

48:53 basically like playing catch with it and like that on the pavement, you know.

48:57 But yeah, so like that was cool.

49:00 I also What was the moral of that story?

49:03 Was it It goes against what I'm saying in my current But like

49:07 at the time I was just like don't give them don't give kids [laughter]

49:10 Yeah, at that age I was like I'm the little kid here, give it to me.

49:13 Right.

49:14 but and then I got one when we went to the Padres game.

49:17 That's right.

49:18 I was all I wanted was a ball there.

49:20 Oh yeah.

49:23 [laughter] At the Padres game they were they would get

49:25 the balls afterwards and then the the kid would

49:27 just like sit with them or whatever and Frank's

49:29 like I'm going to try and get a ball.

49:30 He's wearing a bucket hat.

49:32 He has a blue tongue because he just ate an ungodly amount of cotton candy.

49:36 I was like I think they're going to give you one.

49:40 [laughter] Well no, because it's a different thing now.

49:41 If you go to any like baseball game every one of those balls

49:46 They're tagged and they're sold in the store and then you can scan a QR code

49:50 and it'll tell you all the pitches it's

49:52 used for, what happened with it, yada yada yada.

49:54 Oh, that's kind of cool.

49:55 Yeah.

49:56 And so like I thought like there's no way they're going

49:59 to give me a ball now because they're just going to lose money.

50:01 Yeah.

50:02 I got the ball, brother.

50:03 Hey, you got to ask.

50:05 And you remember what I did with that ball?

50:07 Nope.

50:07 You don't remember?

50:08 No, kept it.

50:09 It's mine.

50:10 No little kid's getting that ball.

50:12 Oh, yeah.

50:14 [laughter] I was like I feel like you kept it,

50:15 but I don't know if you did something Did you Do you get them like framed?

50:21 You just have them?

50:22 Yeah.

50:22 Mhm.

50:23 It Well, that one is in a bin.

50:25 I still have my first pitch ball.

50:28 Oh, yeah, I still have that.

50:29 Yeah, yeah.

50:30 I still have that from both of them from the Booby Base off.

50:32 mean I I assume you have everything that we've ever had.

50:34 Oh, yeah.

50:35 Anything.

50:36 Yeah, I do.

50:36 You must have like a random bin with like the most random stuff in it.

50:40 Oh, yeah.

50:41 I mean we did an episode years ago like when I first joined

50:45 where we like went through our childhood

50:47 items and just brought random things in.

50:49 Yeah, but so with the tour you would take a lot of stuff.

50:53 Yes, I would.

50:53 So, with the with the with that bin Yep.

50:56 if I opened it and went through it, what?

50:58 Four bins?

51:00 Four bins.

51:00 Good lord.

51:00 So, if I went through these bins,

51:02 would there be stuff in there that I'm like Yes, yes.

51:06 Like is it like a fork Oh, it's the first place we ate like a fork or something?

51:09 No, no, no, no.

51:09 I didn't get to that that level.

51:11 I mean I have um shirts and hoodies.

51:14 Yeah.

51:15 I have the you know, pair of the socks that we had.

51:18 Uh I have uh some stuff Some fans gave us.

51:21 You know.

51:22 Um there was one in particular,

51:24 I know I told you this, where like it was from uh

51:27 a like an indigenous tribe at It was a in like the Vancouver area.

51:33 called?

51:33 Dream catcher.

51:34 But it was also a ring.

51:36 Right.

51:37 And I was just like I can't get rid

51:39 of this because I I don't want to like upset a

51:43 Disrupt a spirit.

51:44 Yeah.

51:45 [laughter]

51:45 Right.

51:45 Yeah, there's some stuff I could I could bring one or two of them

51:47 in and and we can go through them

51:49 and [laughter] and talk about them if you want.

51:51 Frank's bins.

51:52 And you got And you also have like your jars.

51:55 I have jars, yeah.

51:56 Yeah.

51:57 I I get it.

51:58 I know what you're I have Of what?

52:02 Yeah, I guess that's a good question, too.

52:03 I mean, what's What do you think is your strangest jar?

52:08 Jars, for anyone listening, he keeps a lot of stuff in jars.

52:11 So, he'll collect like matchboxes.

52:14 Matchboxes back in the day.

52:16 Anywhere we go, whether together or individually,

52:18 we try to get a matchbox to bring home.

52:19 Mhm.

52:20 Uh cigar wrappers, that's a big one.

52:23 You Oh, there's a jar for that?

52:25 Yeah.

52:25 Yeah.

52:25 Yeah.

52:25 Yeah.

52:26 Yeah.

52:26 Okay.

52:27 But, is there like a Yeah, like

52:28 Yeah, like the the ring around the I know, but like What?

52:32 What?

52:32 I'm not I'm not I haven't smoked a cigar in how long?

52:34 And sometimes there are some that I had that I just didn't keep cuz whatever.

52:38 Well, the matchboxes, right?

52:39 I don't mean to dissect this, but the the matchboxes,

52:41 they have like the names of the restaurant on them usually.

52:43 And so so you can kind of like piggyback off that and oh, I remember.

52:48 Cigar wrappers, like how do you It's more of like this is just the cigar.

52:52 It's not like I wrote on them like January 44th, you know?

52:56 Smoked it with my Yeah.

52:59 father-in-law.

52:59 Yeah.

52:59 Yeah.

52:59 Yeah.

53:00 And we talked about politics.

53:01 Yeah, I didn't Yeah.

53:04 No, I I definitely haven't done anything like that.

53:08 [laughter] But, you used to collect bottles.

53:09 Do you remember that?

53:10 When we were in high school.

53:11 Let's make sure you you very specifically say that.

53:14 Yes.

53:14 What?

53:15 Yeah, I mean, I think everyone did that.

53:17 We had on my so, like the way

53:19 that like my childhood bedroom was from like high school,

53:24 it was like there was like a windowsill

53:26 and it was lined with empty bottles of Absolut.

53:31 Patron.

53:30 Some of the grossest alcohol you could uh Yeah.

53:33 Yeah.

53:33 Yeah.

53:33 Yeah.

53:34 You know.

53:34 Yeah, like a big bottle of Patron.

53:36 And at the end of the night, we'd be like we finished this bottle,

53:37 everyone sign it, and I would keep it and keep it in my room.

53:40 Yeah.

53:40 You have a lot of those?

53:41 No, those are all gone.

53:42 Okay.

53:43 All of them are gone.

53:44 Thank god.

53:45 All right, I mean Could you imagine if you still had the bottles?

53:48 If Becca and I moved into a home together and she I was just like,

53:52 I need to figure out where to put my bottles.

53:54 Oh, I mean, I wouldn't respect you.

53:58 [laughter] But I I would I am shocked that you got rid of them.

54:01 Like, I think it's okay to keep that like if you're storing it.

54:04 Well, you know how I am.

54:05 Like, I I'll keep them I'll keep them

54:06 and then at a certain point I was just like,

54:09 it's not cool or funny to have a bottle of vodka from Yeah.

54:15 From 2010.

54:17 You know what I mean?

54:18 You guys I remember the only thing that I remember you keeping

54:20 was like you bought an original Four Loko and had it for years.

54:25 Uh that was accidental.

54:27 I it just I found it and I was like, oh, this is an OG.

54:30 And then you kept Do you still have it or is it long gone?

54:33 Do you have anything?

54:34 Yeah.

54:35 Not that your parents kept it, you kept.

54:38 Um yeah.

54:40 I have stuff, but like not a lot.

54:45 Podcast, we talk.

54:48 [laughter] I mean, I told you I I keep funeral cards

54:49 cuz I'm afraid to throw them out cuz I'm like,

54:51 oh, now I'm going to kill them.

54:53 So, I can't I can't do that.

54:55 Um I've misplaced some of those.

54:57 I have all the Polaroids from my first

55:00 apartment where everyone had to take those.

55:02 Oh yeah.

55:02 Yeah, so I have all those.

55:04 Um and what?

55:08 the picture I took.

55:11 [laughter] Yeah, Frank was naked wearing a uh a WWE belt around his waist.

55:14 [laughter] Uh Well, it was lower than my waist.

55:17 Let's Let's put Let's point that out.

55:19 Yeah, yeah, it was covering the his thing.

55:22 Uh but yeah.

55:24 I [snorts] actually was Do you know what's funny about that?

55:27 I have I so I have all those pictures Mhm.

55:30 and the first time I met Becca, she was at my apartment, so she's on there.

55:34 And I was going to put that in your like wedding card.

55:39 Cuz I I still have it, but I mean it's in my nightstand somewhere or some

55:43 But now they're all up cuz they were all like taped.

55:45 Oh, so like

55:45 them on top of each other, so some of them like ripped.

55:47 I was like Yeah, that sucks.

55:48 So I don't know which ones are ruined, but

55:50 I recently went through my brother uh came over a couple weeks

55:53 ago and he showed up with two like a a giant storage bin.

55:57 And he's like, "Oh, when mom moved, she I took all the pictures.

56:00 So these are all of our family pictures." And I went through.

56:02 There was some of you in there.

56:04 Did I I think I sent [laughter] you I think

56:05 I sent you some Did I send them to you?

56:06 No.

56:07 You We talked about something.

56:08 You were like, "Oh, guess what picture I found?" But I forgot what it was.

56:11 Yeah, don't remember.

56:12 But there was some of you like we went to like a pre-K trip.

56:15 That's what it was.

56:16 You were like, "I picked up the first picture.

56:18 Who was in the picture?" Yes.

56:19 Yo, yes.

56:20 Shane Gorman again.

56:22 Yo, I'm not kidding.

56:23 I open the bin and I look at a picture

56:24 and it's it and and like the only one of Shane.

56:28 Yeah.

56:29 And I I I wonder if when that episode comes out,

56:31 cuz it hasn't come out yet since we're recording this, if he'll reach out.

56:35 Will we make contact with the Gorman family again?

56:37 What's his sister's name?

56:38 First of all, we're going to first Yeah,

56:39 we're come on, we're getting out of control.

56:41 We're getting out of control.

56:41 You want to give the mom's name, too?

56:43 Yeah.

56:43 They were cool as dude.

56:45 I remember like being like super cool with them

56:47 and he was He was a little crazy at times.

56:49 I remember his dad was a lefty.

56:52 I like his dad was the first lefty that I had met in my life.

56:55 I was like, "This guy is so cool.

56:56 He throws lefty."

56:57 I remember like his dad looked like the like when you would

57:04 picture like a musician that like grew up on the West Coast.

57:08 Yeah.

57:09 Like long wiry hair.

57:11 I thought it was like curly kind I don't remember curls, but like was like,

57:14 "Yeah, man, you know, like that's what they both looked and reminded me of."

57:18 I do remember one time Shane getting in so much trouble at my house

57:23 that his parents took him upstairs in my mom's bathroom and made him eat soap.

57:29 Like [laughter] I remember that vividly and I don't know what he said,

57:32 but Yeah, I mean He was also like a nightmare.

57:35 He was a kid.

57:36 He was a kid, that's for sure.

57:37 He was definitely like a little nuts.

57:39 Him and Keith were like psychos.

57:41 I remember uh cuz he lived around the block from me.

57:44 Yeah.

57:44 And I remember going there, and they had this dog named Molly or Dolly.

57:48 I think it was Dolly.

57:49 I don't remember.

57:49 And it was like a big white almost like looked like a a big doodle, okay?

57:54 Um and this poor dog, man, like you know,

57:58 having to like run back and forth with Shane

57:59 because he was a bit of a psychopath and like,

58:02 you know, What are you talking about?

58:04 weird like Yeah.

58:06 everything we went through with O's,

58:08 everything we went through like it was traumatic.

58:09 I mean, honestly, I almost got sick.

58:12 Yeah.

58:12 So, I don't know if we set I don't know

58:14 Have we spoken about what happened immediately after we finished recording?

58:18 Oh, with you?

58:20 Oh, yeah.

58:21 Yeah, hold on.

58:21 Let me get to the ads, and then we'll talk about that.

58:23 yeah.

58:23 We'll talk about the trick that he did to Ant.

58:26 Um this is a good little cliffhanger we're leaving people on here.

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1:00:57 Um, all right, so obviously,

1:01:00 you guys at this point have seen the episode that we did with O's.

1:01:03 And we recorded that, mind-blowing, whatever.

1:01:06 I stepped away for a second just to get

1:01:07 like some water and and like figure out my life.

1:01:10 Not pass out.

1:01:11 And I I come back and and Ant has his phone like this.

1:01:15 And he's in a defense position and and he [laughter] and he's over here.

1:01:19 And then he goes, he's like, all right, Ant, think of, uh, a globe, right?

1:01:23 I don't know if you appreciate me like paraphrasing his trick.

1:01:26 But he's like, think of a globe, spin the globe,

1:01:28 and then you put your finger on a place.

1:01:30 What what we Like and then he he's like, type it into Google, right?

1:01:33 Mental globe, by the way.

1:01:34 There was no globe.

1:01:35 It's like essentially just think of a place on the entire world.

1:01:40 Yeah.

1:01:40 And then he was like, type it into Google, but don't press send.

1:01:44 Yeah.

1:01:45 And then he goes, okay, delete that.

1:01:47 Well, first he goes, would they guess it?

1:01:49 And Ant's like, probably not.

1:01:51 And he goes, all right, if you're not 100% sure, think of a different one.

1:01:54 He goes, delete it, think of a different one.

1:01:55 Now, Ant is Ant Ooz and I are standing here, basically.

1:02:00 over and Ant's over there.

1:02:01 Ant is like maybe 25 ft away.

1:02:04 could not see my phone.

1:02:05 And I was making sure he could not.

1:02:08 Like he and he could not see.

1:02:10 He didn't touch any He was standing here.

1:02:13 You were over there.

1:02:14 And then he goes, okay,

1:02:15 and he looks at me and he grabs his whiteboard and he goes,

1:02:19 this is the second place that you typed in, right?

1:02:21 Yeah, and he goes, go to images.

1:02:23 Yeah.

1:02:23 And then he's like, look at images.

1:02:25 Look at the first image.

1:02:26 He's like, now now picture that.

1:02:28 And then he starts writing on his little Once he said images,

1:02:30 I'm like, You're You literally said, you're cooked.

1:02:33 yo, you're He's got you.

1:02:34 So, I had to pick a spot on the globe.

1:02:36 I got it.

1:02:37 He said, all right, get rid of that.

1:02:38 I had to pick another spot on a whim and I got it.

1:02:41 And then he told me to show you.

1:02:45 And then I looked at it.

1:02:46 You looked at it.

1:02:46 Again, he couldn't see anything.

1:02:48 And then he asked me to go to images, like just the pictures of the place.

1:02:51 And then he wrote down Well, then he goes he goes,

1:02:54 say the He's like, say the place Oh,

1:02:56 no, he was like, when you go to images, what was the first thing you saw?

1:02:58 He was like, pyramids.

1:03:00 Turns the thing around, he had drawn three pyramids.

1:03:03 Yeah.

1:03:04 And then we're like, what the How did he do that?

1:03:06 He goes, oh, by the way, your first one, Madagascar.

1:03:09 Yo, we were Yo, I we couldn't I I like Ant was just

1:03:13 like And I knew you were because you were like you guess okay,

1:03:17 now hold on." YEAH, YEAH, [laughter] YEAH.

1:03:19 YOU LIKE IMMEDIATELY WENT LIKE WHAT YOU GUYS DON'T

1:03:21 see about Ant is like when we're not recording,

1:03:24 he's very like I consider you very analytical.

1:03:27 Like you're trying to understand things and like

1:03:29 break things down and so like how they work.

1:03:31 And you immediately went into like hold on a second.

1:03:34 You [laughter] couldn't physically comprehend.

1:03:37 turned into the thinker.

1:03:37 He was like, "Hold on." Yeah.

1:03:39 Yo, seriously.

1:03:41 And Yo, legit there were comments on some of those clips

1:03:44 that were just like this is acting, this is staged.

1:03:48 Not at all.

1:03:49 If you trust us for nothing else, Yeah.

1:03:51 trust us for the fact that we meet if not Joey, I would have been like

1:03:59 [laughter] gotcha.

1:04:00 You didn't do it.

1:04:01 I couldn't believe it.

1:04:03 Well, I honestly had so much anxiety because I was like th-

1:04:07 this is going to be so weird if if he if it doesn't work.

1:04:11 Yes.

1:04:11 So, I was so nervous the whole time that it wouldn't work.

1:04:14 And then once it Once he did the first trick,

1:04:16 then I was like, "What is happening?" [laughter]

1:04:18 Bro, I was sitting there and and I I really genuinely

1:04:22 had like like a like it felt like I was experiencing nausea.

1:04:28 [snorts] Because I was worried like yo,

1:04:30 there's no way this kid's going to know Shane Gorman.

1:04:32 That's crazy.

1:04:33 there's no way that like not only that, he got you to think of that person.

1:04:38 I was thinking of him.

1:04:39 And like cuz he said at the beginning of it too like all right,

1:04:42 I'm going to get I'm going to see if I

1:04:43 can get both of you guys to think of this person.

1:04:45 And like say that?

1:04:46 I don't know.

1:04:47 I thought like I was doing it because

1:04:49 he was asking you think of someone that you

1:04:50 haven't seen in a while and I was like

1:04:52 trying to think of who you would think of.

1:04:54 Bro, I was thinking like I don't know I don't know.

1:04:59 I do not know.

1:05:00 But then like I'm sitting there and I'm like worried like yo,

1:05:02 there's no way he's going to come up with Shane Gorman.

1:05:06 Like that's such a like an you who have you Gorman?

1:05:10 I don't know, man.

1:05:11 Dude, couldn't I was like I did see comments where they were like,

1:05:15 "These guys are actors."

1:05:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:05:18 "Bro, I Thank you for the compliment for thinking I can do that." Yeah,

1:05:21 and also where's my Oscar?

1:05:24 Because if if that was if that was acting,

1:05:27 we deserve to be recognized because boy, oh boy, we were was that was crazy.

1:05:33 So, the fact but the fact that he got Madagascar got Madagascar and Egypt.

1:05:37 But, I'll tell you what, as soon as he said,

1:05:38 "Take out your phone." I went Oh, here we go.

1:05:41 It's like, "Oh, here we go.

1:05:41 He wants to do one on He wants to wants to do magic on me." It's like,

1:05:44 "I don't want it." Was that your first time being magicked upon?

1:05:47 No, when I was younger, a magician,

1:05:49 I don't think those were considered this guy the same.

1:05:52 It was like a table magician.

1:05:53 He stole my watch.

1:05:55 One of those.

1:05:55 Oh, he like I've seen I've seen those people that will just like they

1:05:58 put their arm around them and then they just like slowly take it off.

1:06:01 Fully took my watch.

1:06:02 Had I had no idea.

1:06:03 I went, "I don't do that." I I like that.

1:06:06 Pickpockets?

1:06:07 I like watch YouTube videos cuz I I there was a time where I was like,

1:06:10 "I want to pickpocket." Mhm.

1:06:12 One more time.

1:06:13 Pick pick No, no, no.

1:06:14 I'm not this the the pronunciation of that is not what I'm harping on.

1:06:19 It's the fact that you wanted to aspire to be You probably watched Ocean's 11.

1:06:22 That's what it was.

1:06:23 I mean, you definitely enjoyed that.

1:06:25 could if I could knock off a casino, come on.

1:06:27 Yeah, you're like, "Damn, Matt Damon got it going on."

1:06:30 Yeah, dude.

1:06:30 I I can't I've seen those videos and again,

1:06:33 I'm I'm one of those people that's just like,

1:06:35 "I'm not going to believe it until it happens

1:06:37 to me." And lo and behold, Oz did his thing.

1:06:41 Yeah, it's kind of out like it's wild when it happens to you cuz

1:06:44 you're like you It's hard to cuz then you see the comments and you're like,

1:06:49 "This is funny." Also, I did see some comments being like, "This is dark magic.

1:06:54 He's a demon." I'm like, "All right."

1:06:56 [laughter]

1:06:56 There's an explanation.

1:06:58 Becca She goes "That's cool, but there's some darkness there." And I'm like,

1:07:02 "What are you saying?" And she's like Also,

1:07:04 she said to me, she's like, "He grabbed your hand and said he took your soul.

1:07:07 That felt like I don't know." [laughter]

1:07:10 I was like, "Babe, come on." And then she goes,

1:07:12 "Are you sure?" Well, he also openly is like, "I'm not doing magic.

1:07:15 I'm I'm doing like a like clearly

1:07:18 there's an explanation for the thing I'm doing.

1:07:20 It's not supernatural." I mean, I

1:07:22 It feels supernatural.

1:07:23 I I I can't even begin to explain the experience, but like yeah,

1:07:28 Becca was one of those people that was just like, "It's a little dark." Yeah.

1:07:32 You know?

1:07:32 And then she said later, she's like, "He touched your hand.

1:07:36 Did he feel something because he knew

1:07:39 that you thought Rafael Nadal was handsome?"

1:07:43 [laughter]

1:07:42 I was like, "What do you mean?" She's like, "You know, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW."

1:07:47 WRITTEN ON YOUR HEAD.

1:07:47 You just like in my head like figured out I'm secretly gay.

1:07:51 For Rafael Nadal.

1:07:53 Of all people.

1:07:53 I mean, not a bad-looking guy.

1:07:55 During the US Open I am.

1:07:56 Frankie's secret.

1:07:58 Yes.

1:07:58 Don't do that.

1:07:59 Don't do that.

1:08:00 it down.

1:08:01 you typed out you write down these time codes.

1:08:04 Oh my god.

1:08:05 But that was that was incredible.

1:08:07 I mean, I love magic, man.

1:08:09 Damn What what else can we get in here?

1:08:12 I mean, we have to get We've gotten a doctor, right?

1:08:16 We've gotten Oz the mentalist.

1:08:17 what's his name?

1:08:19 Uh Neil deGrasse Tyson.

1:08:20 First of all, I was thinking Neil Patrick Harris and I was like,

1:08:23 "That's not I mean, we can get NPH, too.

1:08:26 but I was thinking Neil deGrasse Tyson.

1:08:28 Neil deGrasse Tyson like he will Like what made Oz did his thing.

1:08:35 Doctor Mike did his thing, but he was very patient and kind with us.

1:08:38 Yeah.

1:08:38 Something tells me we would break Neil deGrasse Tyson.

1:08:40 He'd be like, "Fuck you guys." To be fair,

1:08:42 I think I did see a clip of him on uh Theo

1:08:45 Von's podcast and I'm pretty sure Theo asked him if space was gay.

1:08:49 Yeah, he did.

1:08:50 And then he just gave an answer.

1:08:51 Yeah, which is

1:08:52 a beat.

1:08:53 Which is crazy.

1:08:54 So like it makes me pretty confident

1:08:55 that like he would have an answer for stuff.

1:08:58 I just think that like there's so many like we can do a body health doctor.

1:09:03 We could do a space doctor.

1:09:05 We could do a food doctor.

1:09:07 Space [laughter] doctor?

1:09:08 You know what I'm talking about?

1:09:09 Like Yeah.

1:09:10 A magic doctor.

1:09:11 Magic doc.

1:09:11 We got magic doctor.

1:09:13 We got YouTube doctors with uh you know, red link.

1:09:16 Uh We could do space doctor next.

1:09:20 Food doctor.

1:09:22 What else is Neil deGrasse Tyson would be a funny uh That's a funny one.

1:09:26 I think that's got

1:09:26 I would love to speak to Have you ever seen those those videos

1:09:30 that are like um They're They're called

1:09:33 like I think they're through I don't remember, but it's like tech support,

1:09:36 but it's like paleontologist support and they'll have a paleontologist

1:09:40 answer questions from like people that submit them online.

1:09:43 Or like you know, astrophysicist support and stuff like that.

1:09:46 They're actually pretty interesting.

1:09:48 But like a fossil doctor.

1:09:51 That'd be a cool one.

1:09:52 Fossil doctor?

1:09:54 [laughter]

1:09:54 Is that like a title?

1:09:56 Paleontologist, I think.

1:09:58 Oh, well, that's yeah.

1:09:59 You know, they're doctor of paleontology.

1:10:01 Yeah.

1:10:02 There's got to be What about someone that's found treasure or something?

1:10:05 Like Indiana like like National Treasure Indiana Jones or something.

1:10:09 Like a pirate?

1:10:10 No.

1:10:12 Like a treasure?

1:10:13 I know what you're talking about.

1:10:14 Like a treasure hunter or something.

1:10:16 Bro, like National Treasure.

1:10:18 Yeah, something.

1:10:18 First of all, that also is very high on my bucket list.

1:10:21 To find the national treasure?

1:10:23 Yeah, to like like that movie is like like that is a great

1:10:28 example of what if I kept my childhood brain and never matured,

1:10:36 if that's what I would do with my life.

1:10:38 I mean, I'm shocked you haven't seen any of the Indiana Jones movies.

1:10:41 I Yeah, I got to I mean, it was yeah.

1:10:42 You would fall in love.

1:10:43 Like each of them kind of Like I'm more more of a fan of National Treasure.

1:10:47 Like I love the fact that it's like oh,

1:10:49 there's a shadow and it and then it's like he's got

1:10:51 these glasses and then you could read and there's different things to read.

1:10:54 Raiders of the Lost Ark.

1:10:55 You're going to like you're going to be "What have I Why have I not?" And also,

1:10:59 uh uh yeah, have you seen the movies?

1:11:01 The Indiana Jones movies?

1:11:02 Yeah.

1:11:03 Of course, big Disney guy, of course.

1:11:04 Um That's a little before then, but Yeah, it's fair.

1:11:07 They were Lucasfilm.

1:11:08 Um I like the first one and then uh the Last Crusade.

1:11:13 Because you were a kid of God, you would love the Last Crusade.

1:11:17 Oh, kid of God?

1:11:18 Yeah, it's like them searching for the Holy Grail.

1:11:21 Oh, okay.

1:11:21 And like there's all like booby traps and No real boobies, though.

1:11:25 think I love booby traps.

1:11:27 Dude, why do you think I love Legends of the Hidden Temple so much?

1:11:30 Booby traps are just so good.

1:11:33 Like if I if I got caught in a booby trap,

1:11:35 a part of me for a second would be like, "What innovation?" [laughter]

1:11:40 Like whoever put this together is Modern ingenuity.

1:11:43 Yeah, like it's like a spike thing that I get caught in.

1:11:46 I'm like, "This is unbelievable stuff."

1:11:48 idea of going out like dying cuz like if you say like,

1:11:50 "Oh, he died cuz he fell in a pit." Boo.

1:11:53 But like he died by booby trap?

1:11:55 Yeah.

1:11:56 Awesome way to die.

1:11:57 Like if if I was like walking through the jungle,

1:12:00 first of all, I wouldn't be doing that.

1:12:01 But if I was walking through the jungle,

1:12:03 and then all of a sudden like I step somewhere and a rope pulls me up,

1:12:07 and then like there's like dude,

1:12:08 those a nest of of monkeys and they're like ripping my face apart.

1:12:12 I'd be like, for a second I'd be like,

1:12:13 "This is Someone has to be so validated and like, "Oh my god, it was

1:12:19 how bad I want to get caught in a net?

1:12:22 I want to walk through like leaves and then

1:12:25 a big net just swallow me and pull me up.

1:12:27 Yeah.

1:12:28 You know how cool that probably is?

1:12:30 Yeah.

1:12:31 maybe a minute.

1:12:32 You know what I actually want to be?

1:12:34 Tied to a big stick of bamboo and carried to a village.

1:12:39 And that's dangerous.

1:12:40 Yeah.

1:12:40 Oh, you mean like over the shoulder to like slow roast you over a fire?

1:12:43 [laughter] Like it does look kind of like it

1:12:46 does look kind of fun like on the way there.

1:12:48 I mean, no, it looks like honestly it would

1:12:49 be painful because they like tie they like hog-tie you.

1:12:52 Yeah.

1:12:53 like you'll be like tied with a thing of bamboo going

1:12:56 through your arms and like you're like hanging and like that.

1:13:00 movies they always find a way out.

1:13:01 I do want to be treated Not always.

1:13:04 Yeah, sometimes they do You ever see What was it Green Inferno?

1:13:08 Oh, don't even.

1:13:08 That was Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:13:10 I'm thinking more of like uh Pirates of the Caribbean.

1:13:14 That you know, they should have experiences where like you

1:13:17 could be treated like you were captured in the jungle.

1:13:23 [laughter] You know what I'm saying?

1:13:23 Like they do escape rooms, cool, whatever for the intellectually inclined, fine.

1:13:29 You want to get caught.

1:13:30 I just want to be like go run through this jungle and then you step on a rope

1:13:34 and it swings you up and then you need to cut yourself with like a jagged rock.

1:13:38 And then you hit the ground.

1:13:40 Dude, when we were kids at the lake we used to we thought we were

1:13:42 building a treehouse and we were like we're only going to use rocks as tools.

1:13:47 And uh we didn't Sure.

1:13:50 [laughter] Like you and like Like my brothers, Brian, Stephen, and Danny.

1:13:55 to use uh rocks as tools but build a treehouse?

1:13:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:13:59 The parents are probably thrilled about that.

1:14:01 They're like they'll be at that the whole summer.

1:14:02 [laughter] Well, cuz it was like you know next to where my cabin is,

1:14:06 there was like that little cove with like that little island on there.

1:14:09 If you go to it I don't know if it's still there,

1:14:12 but we had like nailed a plank into the tree and it was like the first step.

1:14:17 And then we like found rocks that were like jagged

1:14:20 and we were like we can cut stuff with this.

1:14:22 Yeah.

1:14:22 We never did.

1:14:23 Uh When you're a kid, God,

1:14:25 there's nothing better than that of like what this is possible.

1:14:29 Or you just get a stick and be like I'm

1:14:30 a wizard and now it's a sword and now ow.

1:14:34 [laughter] Ow, my elbow.

1:14:35 playing outside with the girls yesterday and I found

1:14:37 a stick and we were playing like magic wand.

1:14:40 And I was just Yeah.

1:14:44 And And so cool.

1:14:46 I wish I remember after the last Harry Potter movie, I was like,

1:14:51 "Oh, we're not going back to Hogwarts next year." And I was like, "Damn,

1:14:55 wizardry is not real,

1:14:56 and this pisses me off." Cuz I would love to go to Hogwarts

1:14:59 and just like I've yet to go to the Universal Hogwarts experience.

1:15:04 I have a feeling it's going to cost a couple bucks.

1:15:08 Sure.

1:15:09 Are your children into Harry Potter?

1:15:10 Miles, big time.

1:15:12 Loves Harry Potter.

1:15:13 Harry Potter is great.

1:15:14 Bro, speaking of crying like a baby, watching that movie with him,

1:15:18 having to explain spoiler I'm not going to spoil it.

1:15:23 Like one of the You know what I'm talking about.

1:15:25 Like I was getting choked up explaining to him like it's all about love.

1:15:29 You know what I mean?

1:15:31 [laughter] It's all about love.

1:15:33 Ants looking at me like someone that couldn't care less about Harry Potter.

1:15:36 like I was following along,

1:15:37 and then I didn't know what movie you were talking about.

1:15:39 I feel like I just lost myself there.

1:15:40 Deathly Hallows, you know.

1:15:41 The first part one?

1:15:43 No.

1:15:45 Do I Do I Do I need to say the line?

1:15:48 Always.

1:15:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:15:49 You know, and I was Part one, I think.

1:15:51 Am I bugging?

1:15:52 Uh he's talking about Deathly Hallows, part one, right?

1:15:55 Yeah, I thought Yeah, I think it is part one.

1:15:56 But but like the arc Oh god, I like cried explaining it to him.

1:16:01 That's so funny.

1:16:02 And the kids, you know, if it's not K-pop Demon Hunters,

1:16:04 the girls don't really care about it right now.

1:16:06 That sucks, but No, it's good.

1:16:08 No, no, I mean like it sucks that they're not into Harry Potter.

1:16:10 Harry Potter is amazing, dude.

1:16:12 They'll get there.

1:16:12 Like Dude, in Harry Potter,

1:16:14 like If you have children that are really into Harry Potter,

1:16:17 and then you walk into Yeah.

1:16:19 Islands of Is it Islands of Adventure that I'm thinking of?

1:16:21 Well, it has both like both.

1:16:23 Well, I'm talking about when you get to Hogsmeade, it's like Mine Unbelievable.

1:16:28 I can't I can't wait.

1:16:31 Was that a question?

1:16:32 Yeah.

1:16:34 [laughter] I can't wait.

1:16:36 I want to go.

1:16:37 Like we've we've discussed going soon.

1:16:40 It's so good.

1:16:41 But I'm going to need help.

1:16:42 I literally have recruited so far one person to assist me with everything.

1:16:46 Oh, I mean, you're going to need a GoFundMe, too.

1:16:48 I will need both of you.

1:16:49 I know.

1:16:49 [laughter] I know.

1:16:50 Bro, I talked to my neighbor, and he was just like,

1:16:53 we literally hired someone who scheduled and paid for everything,

1:16:57 came with us, waited on lines for us, and like that.

1:17:00 Waited on lines?

1:17:01 Yeah, he said you're going to have to do fast pass.

1:17:03 But, he said he's like, we did all that stuff, and they waited on the line.

1:17:07 So, like, when it was our turn, we just walked up and took her spot.

1:17:10 Wow, I don't even know that was like a thing you could do.

1:17:12 Take a wild guess what something like that costs.

1:17:15 Hm, just for that part of the whole trip?

1:17:17 he said that they went for like 3 days.

1:17:19 The whole trip?

1:17:21 Yeah.

1:17:22 Uh, I mean, it's over 10 grand.

1:17:25 You're close.

1:17:26 I'm not going to give away like the actual amount, but like Yeah, it's a lot.

1:17:29 on property or off property?

1:17:30 Yeah, it's a big one.

1:17:31 That's a great question.

1:17:31 I didn't specify.

1:17:32 If you do stay on property Oh,

1:17:34 I'm not I'm not talking about what the whole thing costs.

1:17:37 I'm talking about what that service costs.

1:17:39 Oh, it's like the That's close to 10 grand?

1:17:40 Like the VIP stuff, kind of?

1:17:42 I don't think that's worth it.

1:17:43 You get you get a handler.

1:17:45 That's what the person was.

1:17:45 It was basically a handler.

1:17:47 Oh, like this is through Disney?

1:17:49 No.

1:17:49 Oh.

1:17:50 It's like a like a just a by itself service.

1:17:53 Oh.

1:17:55 Oh, I don't know, then.

1:17:56 Replace that, AI.

1:17:59 [laughter] Damn, I miss it.

1:18:03 I want to go back already.

1:18:04 We had such a good time that time.

1:18:06 I'm going in like 4 days.

1:18:08 off.

1:18:10 OFF.

1:18:11 OFF.

1:18:12 IF YOU.

1:18:13 You going to get a butter beer?

1:18:14 Yeah.

1:18:15 Is it beer?

1:18:16 No.

1:18:16 Damn it.

1:18:17 That's cuz uh yeah.

1:18:20 Do they sell alcohol there, but they call it like a cool Harry Potter?

1:18:22 There's alcohol everywhere.

1:18:23 They have There's a bar in Harry Potter world that has like the hog on a head.

1:18:28 It's a hog's head, but it talks to you.

1:18:29 It's called Hogsmeade.

1:18:30 You get beer there.

1:18:30 It's funny.

1:18:31 Do you get beer?

1:18:32 stupid do you think we are?

1:18:33 We know Harry Potter.

1:18:35 You don't know the place exists.

1:18:36 But, I know Harry Potter.

1:18:37 I know Hogsmeade.

1:18:41 guy, bro.

1:18:42 But [laughter] also Hogsmeade's called the place, not the bar.

1:18:45 It's I believe it's the Leaky Cauldron.

1:18:48 Oh Oh there is A LEAKY CAULDRON.

1:18:50 HE MIGHT BE RIGHT, ACTUALLY.

1:18:51 WHAT?

1:18:51 THAT THE PLACE IS CALLED LEAKY CAULDRON?

1:18:52 He might be right.

1:18:54 I mean, that would make more sense.

1:18:55 But there's a Hog's Head.

1:18:56 Cuz Hogsmeade's like the town, dude.

1:18:58 It's like Steinway.

1:19:00 That's for no one.

1:19:03 [laughter] But that's just for me and you.

1:19:03 We know Steinway.

1:19:06 That's like Steinway.

1:19:08 Damn, I'm jealous, though.

1:19:09 Have you ever bought a wand there?

1:19:11 No, they're bread.

1:19:13 How much?

1:19:14 How much?

1:19:14 Be like 180.

1:19:16 Get the out of here.

1:19:18 $180?

1:19:19 Yeah, I'm on my money card.

1:19:21 But you can you you can go around to specific points,

1:19:25 and if you have the wand, you could do magic and then like it does stuff.

1:19:28 I'm letting you know [laughter]

1:19:32 We have already publicly announced that we're doing more live shows.

1:19:36 Yeah.

1:19:37 We're going to need to get those if I want to go to Disney.

1:19:42 [snorts and laughter] Especially if if like your daughters get into Harry

1:19:44 Potter and you got three people in your family.

1:19:46 I need to know what house you're in.

1:19:47 He doesn't even need to like, you know,

1:19:48 sometimes kids can play into the whole like,

1:19:50 "Please." If he just looks at me happy,

1:19:53 I'll be like, "Whatever you want." I don't care.

1:19:55 You watch the families where the three kids have the full cloaks that they

1:19:58 bought in the store and the three wands and they're going around doing magic.

1:20:02 I don't know if this guy must own a hedge fund.

1:20:04 I'm telling you, I might be that guy.

1:20:06 And it might I might I mean, you're going to.

1:20:08 I think you will.

1:20:08 I might like I but I'm telling you right now,

1:20:10 if I get put in a Slytherin or something stupid like Hufflepuff,

1:20:14 I'm going to be pissed.

1:20:15 You can buy them.

1:20:15 You can buy [laughter] them.

1:20:16 Oh, I can pick.

1:20:17 Yeah, you can pick.

1:20:18 Isn't Don't they have the Sorting Hat there, though?

1:20:19 And he's just like, Filthy.

1:20:24 Stinky.

1:20:25 Stinky.

1:20:26 Slytherin!

1:20:28 I'd be pissed.

1:20:30 [laughter] It's a pretty good impression.

1:20:32 They put it on Joey's head they'd be like, "Mhm." "All right.

1:20:36 I smell money." [laughter] "Okay." Which I smell money.

1:20:43 "What?" Yo, you know that Sorting Hat was racist as hell, dude.

1:20:49 Yeah.

1:20:49 Oh my god, that's true.

1:20:51 Wait, which house would he be in?

1:20:51 You got to finish.

1:20:52 We know what house he'd be in cuz he'd pay his way into Gryffindor.

1:20:58 [laughter] We've already We've already gone over this a bunch of times.

1:21:00 We've looked at what houses we would be in.

1:21:01 What do you think you are?

1:21:04 I don't know.

1:21:04 Slytherin, probably.

1:21:06 You're not cool enough for Slytherin.

1:21:08 Who do you think you are?

1:21:10 Easy.

1:21:11 I also love that you think

1:21:13 You think he's Evil KNIEVEL OR I ALSO love but Slytherin before the movie,

1:21:16 it was fully based on being racist.

1:21:19 I love how people are just like [laughter] Was it?

1:21:21 I love how they're just like, "Mhm.

1:21:23 Well, I'm cunning.

1:21:24 I would be a Slytherin." It's like,

1:21:25 "The founder was just like, if you're a mudblood, you're out, dude." Yeah.

1:21:29 Like, also Crabbe and Goyle or whatever [laughter] THEIR NAMES ARE.

1:21:34 WASN'T CRABBE CRABBE AND GOYLE.

1:21:37 Wasn't Crabbe and Goyle Yeah, ew.

1:21:38 Wasn't Slytherin before the movie like the powerhouse of the school?

1:21:41 And then Gryffindor just became cool because Harry

1:21:43 Yeah, Salazar Slytherin was just like, "I don't want anyone Ew.

1:21:48 Your parents are not just magic?

1:21:52 Get out of here, dude." Yeah, I mean, I don't know the lore.

1:21:55 Maybe Hufflepuff?

1:21:56 I believe that was like I don't really

1:21:58 There's not If they do more Harry Potter stuff,

1:22:02 we should probably dive into those two houses a little

1:22:04 bit cuz I don't There's not really a highlight of them.

1:22:06 Yeah, I agree.

1:22:07 I mean, the game kind of like if you could if you

1:22:10 get placed in one of those I know that there's so much lore

1:22:13 Frank, if the game placed me in anything other than Gryffindor,

1:22:17 I'm snapping it in half.

1:22:19 I believe that first cuz it was like they place you and then you can say,

1:22:23 "Nope, I want to go there." I think

1:22:24 they would place me in like Ravenclaw or something.

1:22:26 and you sent me there.

1:22:28 [laughter] I was like You're like, "Yo, this game." Yo, it.

1:22:31 Cuz Ravenclaw is like the studious ones, right?

1:22:33 And Hufflepuff, aren't they just popping potions?

1:22:35 I might do that one.

1:22:36 Yeah, they're like drug addicts.

1:22:37 So, you have Gryffindor that are just like They're kind of like

1:22:41 They're like the heroic, but also arrogant.

1:22:45 Yeah.

1:22:45 Slytherin, they're like, "They're cunning.

1:22:46 They're just racist." And they use slurs.

1:22:49 Mudblood.

1:22:50 Yeah.

1:22:51 And then Hufflepuff was just like I'll be popping potions.

1:22:54 I'll be Hufflepuff.

1:22:55 The the stoners.

1:22:57 I'll be at Hogsmeade getting after it.

1:22:59 Hell yeah.

1:23:00 You're in Ravenclaw, right?

1:23:02 I mean, Ravenclaw's not the worst, in my opinion, cuz the name is pretty cool.

1:23:06 Yeah, I like Ravenclaw.

1:23:07 Ravens and claws are cool.

1:23:09 Both cool, yeah.

1:23:10 Hufflepuff It's a little Get the out.

1:23:14 like a Pokémon.

1:23:15 It do- it do- it does, yes.

1:23:17 Exactly.

1:23:17 Like it would it would be like a ball of smoke.

1:23:20 What are you re- What are you researching?

1:23:22 Just looking at what Hufflepuff does.

1:23:23 What do they do?

1:23:24 It's a operator's community acting as the glue

1:23:27 that holds people together through dedication and strong moral compass.

1:23:30 Wow, that's nice.

1:23:31 Yeah.

1:23:31 Feels like me.

1:23:32 Fine.

1:23:33 What do they say about Slytherin?

1:23:34 And immediately just add a couple hard R's to it.

1:23:38 Oh, god, I have to spell Slytherin.

1:23:40 Oh, yeah, you're probably over there having a tough Mhm.

1:23:45 A drive to succeed, often aiming for leadership positions,

1:23:48 and striving to be the best in their endeavors.

1:23:50 I could absolutely be in there.

1:23:52 Yeah.

1:23:52 [laughter] If you're white.

1:23:54 Yeah, AND WHITE NATIONALISM.

1:23:57 WE STRIVE to be the best at our endeavors, if you're blonde hair, blue eyed.

1:24:01 Yeah.

1:24:02 The ends justify the means.

1:24:04 Yeah, this is all sounds tough.

1:24:06 Proud Boy-ish.

1:24:07 Little tough.

1:24:08 Oh, man.

1:24:09 All right.

1:24:10 Well, there you have it, FOLKS.

1:24:15 I DON'T REALLY I MEAN, I HAD TO DO A stretch like that.

1:24:17 I don't know, it just felt good.

1:24:18 But, Frank, where can they find you?

1:24:19 Uh the Frank Alvarez is all over.

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1:24:35 See you guys next time.