Philza reacts to the NEW Chaos Cubed Update!
Ph1LzA
0:00 Hey guys, how's it going?
0:03 It's Minecraft Live day.
0:06 The first Minecraft Live of 2026.
0:09 Are we ready?
0:11 Dude, I'm telling you,
0:12 it's going to it's going to be some weird ass slime thing.
0:14 Sulfur slime baby.
0:17 We're stopping the music and we're switching straight to Minecraft Live.
0:21 Here we go.
0:22 We're in.
0:22 We're 5 minutes late as usual.
0:24 Every time, dude.
0:25 [clears throat] Every time.
0:26 I keep thinking I keep thinking that they're starting later
0:29 because that's what it says on YouTube that like 5:00 p.m.
0:32 It starts at 5:00.
0:33 But then they go live 15 minutes early with no warning.
0:36 It's like I keep getting fooled by them, dude.
0:41 Aw, that's cute.
0:43 Minecraft if you dreamt it and it just felt very dreamlike.
0:49 So cool.
0:51 Hotter.
0:52 Oh my god.
0:53 EVERYONE'S HERE.
0:56 [laughter] EVERYONE'S HERE.
1:06 Should I turn the volume?
1:14 You're going to the Far Lands.
1:19 14 and a half years.
1:22 [laughter] I'll never get over how like normal he reacted.
1:29 How just like regular his reaction was.
1:31 I'd be screaming, crying, 14 and a half years.
1:41 He's just like whoa.
1:45 Oh my god.
1:49 [laughter] [music] 2015 years.
1:56 Oh my god.
2:07 The game gets so buggy when you get close
2:10 to the end of like that that area in the old versions.
2:13 Hello Minecraft in my chat.
2:15 Hello.
2:16 Yeah, sorry.
2:17 I can't be nonchalant.
2:18 I would be and pissing.
2:21 If I did this.
2:21 If I if I spent 15 years of my life.
2:25 [laughter] I would have become a mess.
2:33 I would have been an emotional wreck.
2:35 And go on an adventure.
2:39 I remember when I first played.
2:41 I wouldn't have thought this combination
2:43 would have been anywhere in my peripheral.
2:45 This is crazy.
2:48 Baby.
2:50 [music]
2:56 What?
2:57 [music]
3:01 What is happening?
3:03 [music] Hello.
3:14 [music] [laughter]
3:17 We both said hello at the same time.
3:18 That was so weird.
3:38 Cool.
3:45 [music] We love an We love an archivist.
3:48 We love an archivist.
3:53 I remember that video.
4:02 A screens of world at unity.
4:10 Nah.
4:13 [laughter] My god.
4:34 Spooky.
4:36 Why are we getting hit with lull?
4:39 In the Minecraft Live pre-show.
4:52 My dumb ass is too too too slow for puzzles, man.
4:55 I I would love to watch this, but I would never be able to like logic.
5:01 Oh my god.
5:05 I'd have to look at my chat constantly be like guys, what?
5:09 It could be so simple.
5:10 Grab your spyglass.
5:13 Hello.
5:14 It could be so simple that I'd just be like no, I would not catch it.
5:23 That that video of like being at bedrock level with the old
5:26 bedrock fog is like the fallen stone of Minecraft in my brain.
5:33 Creepy stuff.
5:36 Mid off mention.
5:37 Mid off mention.
5:38 Mid off mention.
5:41 [laughter] Tubo.
5:45 Tubo.
5:50 Huge Mid off mention in Minecraft Live.
5:52 This is crazy.
5:54 Awesome news.
6:00 Man, I I could never, man.
6:01 Like the people that do this are so cracked at the game.
6:04 I could never.
6:05 I'm so bad at the game.
6:07 [laughter]
6:09 I barely I barely live.
6:11 For like 6 and a half years by just avoiding danger.
6:17 I've been there.
6:22 This is a cool edit.
6:27 So is it funny that I know exactly where he stood?
6:30 [laughter] I know exactly where that is.
6:35 [laughter]
6:39 I know exactly where that is.
6:52 No, no, I know where that is.
6:54 That's that's actually not far from the other location.
6:57 Also his shirt is censored.
6:59 That's that's so
7:03 [laughter] That was so cool.
7:19 [music] So [music] Dude, that's sick.
7:46 That's so cool.
7:48 So cool.
7:53 Montage time.
7:59 thank you.
7:59 Yes.
7:59 Dude, I love I love [laughter] Sorry.
8:04 Brazilian Brazilian representation.
8:06 He needs to speak Portuguese.
8:08 Speak Speak more.
8:12 That's so cool, man.
8:13 That's so cool.
8:17 All right.
8:18 Less than 2 minutes remain.
8:20 Less than 2 minutes, chat.
8:21 Everyone get ready to lock the in.
8:32 [laughter] That's two people, right?
8:38 It's not Swiss Sneak 3.
8:41 It's not [laughter] Swiss Sneak 3.
8:44 Ooh, that's pretty.
8:51 Ghost dog assist.
8:53 I'm sorry.
8:54 Ah, yes.
8:56 I saw hardcore heart.
8:57 I saw hardcore heart.
9:03 Oh, I think we're going to die out here.
9:12 I mean, it's yeah, the game the game is at fault.
9:15 Don't worry.
9:18 [laughter] Blame the game every single time.
9:19 It's fine.
9:21 Ooh, that's a cool little the cool little edit.
9:26 Oh, chat, just a heads up.
9:27 I have been told no Element Animation presence in this Minecraft Live.
9:33 I am very disappointed and sad, but it's okay.
9:37 It's okay.
9:39 I know.
9:39 That's dude.
9:43 I wish I could just give Element Animation all
9:45 of the money so they could just make a movie.
9:48 Genuinely.
9:50 So what Our eyes will not be blessed
9:52 with a with a villager news or an Element Animation's like Oh Oh,
9:57 my god, everyone died.
9:58 That was so many That was like seven people.
10:04 [laughter] 2 seconds.
10:08 Oh my god.
10:10 Oh my god.
10:19 Here we go.
10:20 Here we go.
10:21 It's time.
10:22 It's time.
10:23 Everyone lock in.
10:24 Get your snacks if you haven't got them already.
10:26 Get a drink.
10:29 All right.
10:31 [clears throat]
10:36 Ooh, god damn.
10:40 What's this remix?
10:51 Welcome to the first Minecraft Live of 2026.
10:56 I'm Jens Bergensten, Chief [music] Creative Officer at Mojang Studios.
10:59 I've been thinking about pixelated blocks for a significant portion of my life.
11:04 It's a pleasure to be with you once
11:06 again to introduce yet another packed Minecraft Live.
11:10 What a statement.
11:12 [laughter] Just as you have been experiencing the Minecraft for years,
11:15 game drops are developers' a way to broaden the potential of our world.
11:21 [laughter] More drops means more [music] ways to play.
11:23 Lots of you have already been testing our upcoming game drop, Tiny Takeover.
11:28 Mhm.
11:28 Your response to the mobs has been great.
11:31 I really enjoyed how you've been using them to bring
11:33 more life to your worlds or to create some inspiring content.
11:38 Could have been Yeah, inspiring content.
11:41 I've I've seen some of the TikToks to to the deaths.
11:45 It really helps us in our thinking about the long-term vision for Minecraft.
11:49 The memes.
11:50 Keep on making yourselves heard,
11:52 and the future of the game will be better for everyone.
11:56 Today, we'll also be showing off the next drop,
11:59 which brings entirely new mechanics to Minecraft.
12:03 It's impossible to predict everything [music] you'll do with anything we add,
12:07 but I'm especially excited to see what you get up to.
12:10 new mechanic.
12:11 There's so much potential for all types of play styles,
12:14 whether you're focused on competition,
12:17 cooperation, creativity,
12:19 or just causing as much chaos as possible with [music] some like-minded friends.
12:25 Thanks for being a part of the community, no matter how you choose to play.
12:30 But, there's more than just game drops [laughter] in today's stream.
12:33 We'll be sharing plans to bring the world
12:35 of Minecraft to life like [laughter] never before.
12:37 What are they doing?
12:38 And announcing something so secret [music]
12:40 that I'm not actually supposed to mention it.
12:43 More of you are playing Minecraft than ever before.
12:46 So, let's first take a look at some
12:48 bedrock features that help you stay connected.
12:51 Who put them on a building site?
12:55 Who put my Minecraft is on a building site?
12:57 thing about Minecraft is there's no right or wrong way to play,
13:00 but there is something special about sharing
13:03 Minecraft moments [clears throat] with friends and family.
13:08 There are so many ways to play Minecraft together,
13:11 and we want to make it even easier for you.
13:14 This is why we're introducing
13:15 the ocean just being like Parties will allow players to have a more
13:20 social experience [music] while playing Minecraft
13:22 and help you quickly move between the worlds.
13:24 Genuinely, I thought this was already in the game in Bedrock Edition.
13:29 Cuz of Xbox
13:31 new multiplayer experiences.
13:33 Let's take a look.
13:35 Cuz of Xbox and Xbox Live, I thought that was already a thing.
13:38 I guess not.
13:40 That's cool.
13:40 It's cool for Bedrock players.
13:44 I collect the money.
13:47 These experiences are unique, free to play,
13:50 titled by Nova Studios.
13:52 creator community.
13:53 You can try out Soul Stealer and Bomb Bay's right now in the
13:57 Soul Stealer's mentioned.
13:58 Knock Crew.
13:58 Knock Crew mentioned.
14:00 Indirect Knock Crew mentioned.
14:01 What is this?
14:03 POV.
14:07 I don't think Wait, no, it does give that much of you, too.
14:14 Soul cuz Where did they find that perfect red?
14:18 Hi, I'm I'm Anna of the Minecraft game director,
14:20 and it's so nice to see you all.
14:22 Talk about your 10-year world.
14:24 that some of you are already familiar with the new baby mobs.
14:27 And for us, it's been so nice to take some time to existing features,
14:31 just like we did last spring with the Spring [music] to Life game drop.
14:35 The little chicken [laughter] is one of my favorites from the new baby mobs,
14:39 and I noticed that many of you seem to like it, too.
14:42 I love that it's so simple, but still has so much character.
14:46 [music] And the turtle small.
14:47 When we added the turtle around 8 years ago,
14:50 I really wanted the baby to be especially small,
14:54 and I'm very [music] happy that we kept this super tininess.
14:58 Another thing [music] is that we're making name tags easier to obtain.
15:03 We're always thinking about the balance for rewards in game.
15:07 [music] It's about finding the right rarity for the right reward.
15:10 And naming mobs that you care [laughter] about can
15:13 help you create like an even stronger connection with them,
15:15 and it can also be really
15:16 inspiring from a storytelling and world-building perspective.
15:19 Yes.
15:19 Little families.
15:21 more approachable.
15:23 Oh, we have a release date.
15:25 Tiny Takeover will be launching on March 24th.
15:29 And now it's time for some of our amazing devs to talk more about this drop.
15:34 Over to Jasper, Sarah, Sandra, and Felix.
15:39 All right, guys.
15:39 So, Tiny Takeover is exactly what it is saying.
15:43 It's a Tiny Takeover.
15:44 We have redone all of the baby models
15:47 to give them a unique personality in Minecraft.
15:50 pixel art god.
15:52 We have pups.
15:52 We have lambs.
15:53 We have calves.
15:54 The baby wolf.
15:55 We have the baby cow.
15:57 We have foxes and axolotls and whatever baby armadillos are called.
16:02 What are we going to do with all these baby mobs?
16:04 And your favorite?
16:05 The villager.
16:06 Tiny Takeover is one of the [laughter] biggest cosmetic updates we've done,
16:10 and we have over 100 new textures for these baby mobs.
16:14 When I first started working on this, I thought it was a really fun experience.
16:18 We're missing a baby parrot.
16:21 I think they forgot.
16:22 their quirks and little identity and everything.
16:24 Before Tiny Takeover, the mobs were just downscaled adults.
16:28 We wanted to like tie everything together
16:31 and make it a lot more [music] consistent.
16:32 What really surprises us is how the community gets creative with what we add.
16:38 One of my favorite things is the popcorn chicken,
16:40 treating the little [laughter] baby chickens like popcorn kernels.
16:43 Ready to pop into our mouths.
16:45 I thought that was absolutely genius.
16:47 Oh.
16:47 What's also really fun is that like the baby chicken has like unique sounds,
16:51 like it does a little peep peep peep peep.
16:53 It's really cute.
16:53 It is really cute.
16:59 I have been on recording duty.
17:01 We're on a farm.
17:01 Okay, I thought we were I thought we were on a building site for a second.
17:06 It's so much fun, but it can also be a little tricky.
17:11 They don't always want to produce [music] sound on command.
17:16 Go on, give us an oink.
17:20 [laughter] And it [music] can be a little hard
17:21 to get close to some of these animals as well.
17:25 Sometimes there are a lot of animals.
17:28 god.
17:29 Repeat that, please.
17:30 I guess Sometimes [laughter] the animals are really big.
17:34 But fortunately, we had um people helping out in these situations.
17:39 Again.
17:39 Again with more feeling.
17:41 that helped us out recording the cows.
17:43 He started to make some kind of like cows started to speak
17:49 to him immediately while he You know what they should have done?
17:52 They should have got those people that play music
17:54 Another challenge play like classical music to cows, and they just like gather.
17:58 Have you seen those videos?
18:01 Oh, that's a cable getting bit through.
18:03 That's a That's a cable getting bit through.
18:04 to eat me alive, I'm sure.
18:06 If I wouldn't have like tried to get out of there, [laughter]
18:09 I wouldn't be here today.
18:12 They just want to They just want to have a new
18:14 on making the babies ultra cute, and when we were testing them,
18:16 they kept on growing up, and we were like,
18:18 we just want to keep them forever young.
18:19 It was when the community actually said, we want this feature as well.
18:23 We want to keep them forever young,
18:24 and that kind of became the code name for what would eventually turn into
18:27 And they listen.
18:28 And then they The golden dandelion is a new item,
18:31 and it's crafted with a dandelion surrounded by golden nuggets,
18:34 and you can use this to keep a baby forever young.
18:37 It'll never grow up as soon as it has a [music]
18:38 little taste of the golden I'm going to have so many puppies.
18:42 Tiny Takeover.
18:43 That's so many puppies.
18:44 It's going to give every baby mob
18:46 new visuals and [clears throat] even more personality.
18:48 And I'm really excited to see people
18:50 spawning a bunch of different little babies around.
18:53 Very exciting.
18:54 They eat my shoes.
18:59 [laughter]
18:59 Oh my god.
19:03 Oh my god.
19:06 This is still Element Animations, but it's just not Villager News.
19:10 Right?
19:12 This feels very Element Animations like.
19:16 My god.
19:16 No, this is definitely [music] them.
19:17 This is them.
19:20 Oh my god.
19:23 [laughter] Oh.
19:28 Last thing you see before you die.
19:33 Minecraft is more than just a game.
19:35 We're always working on new ways to expand the universe for everyone.
19:40 [music] For you, your family, your friends,
19:41 even those who don't know how to get on top of the nether roof.
19:45 Over a year ago, we launched Minecraft [music] experience, Villager Rescue.
19:49 A real place where you can collect resources, battle mobs, and experience a
19:54 adorable for kids.
19:56 real life experience.
19:57 It's a traveling show and This looks adorable for kids,
20:00 but like I don't know if I could I don't know if I would enjoy it.
20:03 I'll have to find out.
20:04 I have to camp for it.
20:06 I've never been.
20:07 Stay [laughter] tuned for more to be announced.
20:09 We might be coming to your city next.
20:11 I've heard this.
20:12 I've heard they're expanding.
20:13 experiencing Minecraft in a real forest.
20:16 Our first outdoor night time adventure, Minecraft experience,
20:20 Moonlight Trail will open soon in Buenos [music] Aires.
20:24 It will then travel to other cities around the world.
20:26 That sounds kind of interactive.
20:27 Your quest is to find [music] and restore
20:30 an ancient beacon that will light up the night.
20:33 Tickets will be on sale soon.
20:34 Oh, one more thing.
20:36 That sounds kind of cool.
20:37 You have been asking for it for a long time.
20:40 We've been working with Merlin Entertainments [music] to create Minecraft world.
20:45 Is it the app?
20:46 Wait, what is this?
20:48 Is this that game that they were going to do?
20:50 And then they like then it stopped or whatever.
20:54 It's like a phone game.
20:57 Or is this like an actual real life location?
21:01 Oh my god, is this like Lego Oh my god, wait, hold on.
21:06 Located in London, MINECRAFT OH MY GOD, LONDON.
21:09 ULTIMATE land arriving at one of the UK's largest theme parks,
21:13 Chessington World of Adventures, [music] next year.
21:17 You're going to be able to [laughter] meet mobs,
21:18 explore the world's largest Minecraft shop, and it will host epic attractions
21:24 including the world's first Minecraft roller coaster.
21:30 The [laughter] game Wait a minute.
21:31 Wait a minute.
21:31 Hold on.
21:32 Hold on.
21:34 This is expensive.
21:35 Wait a minute.
21:41 We want to recreate [laughter] that feeling
21:44 of entering the game for the first time, but this time in real life.
21:49 Oh, it's just a building site right now.
21:54 So that's why they were on a building site.
21:59 That's why.
22:03 [laughter] The creators allowed us to explore some
22:05 of the greater [music] and weirder questions.
22:08 What does Minecraft taste like?
22:10 Is it square burgers?
22:11 What does the overworld smell like?
22:14 What about the nether?
22:15 How do you mine in the real world?
22:16 Stinky.
22:17 Nether stinky.
22:18 [laughter] But I think that is the really cool thing because there's so many
22:22 different levels that we needed to explore
22:25 when making this product come to life.
22:27 Because yeah, the scale of this is so funny.
22:29 Cuz like what are they doing?
22:33 [laughter]
22:37 That's like probably the most like manual labor they've done in years.
22:44 That's so funny to see.
22:46 [laughter]
22:52 Did they dig a hole?
22:56 Can we call it the Minecraft YouTuber hole?
22:58 It's just a hole that they all like dug.
23:02 They put like a little like thing around it
23:03 and you have to wait in line to see it.
23:08 [laughter] You like walk up to it like and here's
23:12 where DanTDM stuck his foot in the ground.
23:15 Like oh, yeah.
23:16 Look at his footprint.
23:20 [music] I was there a bit.
23:23 [snorts] Oh, ew.
23:26 [music]
23:26 Dude, what is he Okay.
23:29 [laughter] Hello again.
23:30 This person is dying in the office.
23:32 Can I like lick someone dying?
23:34 Our next game drop is truly embracing the sandboxiness of Minecraft.
23:39 And to tell you more, we need to venture Pause.
23:43 Really?
23:44 Okay.
23:46 There's something about [music] the caves.
23:48 Not seeing the sun rise and fall makes it easy to lose track of time.
23:56 You dig a little deeper and suddenly you're somewhere new.
24:01 Mhm.
24:02 Where are we going with this?
24:03 It's quiet, [music] a little [clears throat] or very unsettling.
24:08 A new mechanic, they said.
24:10 But it's also full of possibility.
24:12 What the is that?
24:13 You never know what hides behind the next block.
24:16 Red and yellow?
24:18 Welcome to our new cave biome.
24:20 What?
24:21 The sulfur caves.
24:23 Oh, a brand new biome.
24:25 I was not expecting this.
24:29 Dude, look it looks like Lego looks like Lego pieces.
24:32 It [laughter] Wait, what?
24:34 What's the mechanic?
24:36 Ooh.
24:38 Bubbles.
24:38 Bubbles.
24:44 What is going on?
24:50 Is it poisonous?
24:50 Do we Do we like Do we suffocate in this?
25:03 With the new sulfur caves, you know,
25:05 we used cinnabar blocks and the sulfur blocks,
25:08 and that of course also means that us
25:11 players can build with all these different blocks.
25:14 Lego.
25:14 This is so This is so Lego coded.
25:17 Oh my god.
25:19 [laughter] Wait, hold on.
25:22 That's actually really cool.
25:22 There's a spider one on there.
25:24 There's a There's a spider like engraving on the red one.
25:26 has been inspired by multiple hot springs, sulfur springs all over the world.
25:31 So if you look at the water, there is some sort of gas on the water surface.
25:38 Ooh.
25:40 Woah, okay.
25:41 That's an interesting new thing to learn about.
25:43 That's cool.
25:45 Is it poisonous?
25:48 Does it heat us up?
25:50 Wait, does it heat us up?
26:07 We're going to get sick from it.
26:10 [laughter] Let's go to the sulfur caves and get up.
26:18 Oh, I'm going to throw up.
26:24 Oh my god.
26:27 Oh my god.
26:29 What the IS THAT?
26:32 [laughter]
26:34 IT WAS A NEW CUBE THING.
26:39 IT was a new cube thing.
26:40 Wait.
26:41 What does he do?
26:43 What do we get?
26:47 The What?
26:58 What?
27:08 Is right click.
27:09 Just right click on them.
27:13 Woah, woah, that one looks cool.
27:26 Guys, Rocket League in Minecraft is real now.
27:31 [laughter] Really?
27:43 Can you jump on it?
27:50 Oh, yeah.
27:54 [music] So basically we can just play like air hockey without plugins.
28:16 What happens if you kill Yeah,
28:17 I was going to say like what hap Yeah, there we go.
28:21 Okay.
28:24 So just a vanilla way to do like a bunch of different mini games.
28:28 This is kind of cool.
28:32 Oh, you got golf.
28:33 I I should have thought of golf.
28:39 What?
28:40 It can be used in parkour or making traps, stuff like that.
28:52 [music]
28:51 Oh my god, imagine like hundreds of these.
29:01 Oh, they grew?
29:06 So that's how you get more.
29:08 You can't breed them.
29:12 [music]
29:14 That looks so cursed.
29:18 [laughter] [music]
29:30 I'm trying to think of things I would use this for in my world.
29:34 Like really spitting Dude, this There's a few different like uses
29:36 you could use with redstone machines, I bet.
29:43 Chaos cube.
29:46 Sorry.
29:48 Yeah, I mean if you just put like a hundred of them in a box.
29:50 The deep dig [music] after show will be starting in just a few minutes.
29:55 But before that, we have one more thing to share with you.
29:59 Something we've been working on for quite [music] some time.
30:04 Oh my god.
30:05 In a land once plagued by great evil,
30:08 brave heroes took up arms and triumphed [music] against the terror.
30:12 This is animation looks so good.
30:14 All was well until it was Why did that that that looks
30:19 like Minecraft Dungeons for a second like the little village area?
30:31 Oh my god.
30:32 Oh my god.
30:33 What do you mean?
30:34 What do you mean?
30:37 Dungeons two?
30:38 WHAT?
30:40 WHAT?
30:42 WHAT?
30:43 NAH.
30:44 NAH.
30:44 I love Dungeons one.
30:47 I love the first one.
30:50 No.
30:53 I called it.
30:54 I knew it looked like Dungeons at the start.
30:59 Oh, yeah.
31:07 [laughter] No way.
31:14 Dude, I thought Dungeons was dead.
31:17 Like I was like, nah, they're never making a sequel.
31:25 [music]
31:33 Everyone, prepare for Bekyamon.
31:36 Prepare yourselves for Bekyamon.
31:39 Welcome to the Minecraft
31:43 [laughter] [music]
31:50 Becky, them up.
31:52 No prisoners.
31:54 No prisoners.
32:01 [laughter] I I still cannot get over Minecraft Dungeons two.
32:16 Yeah, we know that.
32:18 [clears throat] So just so just one one creator this time.
32:23 One invited creator.
32:28 [clears throat]
32:27 From the community it looks like.
32:31 I cannot believe Dungeons two.
32:36 I'm so excited.
32:37 I love Dungeons.
32:40 I loved it so much.
32:42 I I installed a mod [clears throat] so I could have my own
32:45 Minecraft skin in Dungeons cuz I I was like, that's so cool.
32:52 [laughter] It was a mod that you had to like
32:53 really awkwardly install to get your skin in the game.
33:00 [clears throat] But it looks so good.
33:01 It was so good.
33:02 Dude, if it has to be a native edition.
33:05 That has to be a native edition to the second one surely.
33:09 [laughter] I want to see the I want to see all of the new blocks.
33:27 [music] Scanning.
33:28 Scanning.
33:31 [laughter]
33:30 Scanning.
33:30 Scanning top right.
33:31 Top right.
33:35 The chisel looks sick.
33:42 Oh, yeah.
33:43 Yeah.
33:44 Yeah.
33:44 Becky's on it.
33:44 Yeah.
33:45 That would that would be really good.
33:46 [laughter] Combining that with the cherry wood I think would be really good too.
33:54 The cherry logs specifically.
33:57 [laughter] I'm glad we've got like other options now
34:04 for red and yellow cuz we didn't have a ton.
34:08 [clears throat] [laughter] I can't look.
34:17 Thankfully in the accessibility options I've like turned
34:20 down all of that all of those effects
34:23 so I won't I won't have like crazy shaky screen when we test it out.
34:29 [clears throat] [music] Okay, you just place water on top of it.
34:46 [laughter] It looks really cool.
34:46 It looks sick.
34:48 It looks so good for builds.
34:52 [clears throat] Let me just spawn it in.
34:58 {slash} spawn.
35:00 [laughter] Oh my god, I found one.
35:03 {slash} spawn.
35:05 I love their face.
35:10 [laughter] There's not much going on in there.
35:17 [music] They're not hostile by default.
35:34 They're just cute little guys.
35:35 [laughter] Dude.
35:47 Rocket League.
35:50 They pretty much just added football into Minecraft now.
35:56 [clears throat] What kind of lab?
36:08 WHAT KIND OF LAB?
36:11 [laughter]
36:14 SO CUTE.
36:19 [laughter] ALL THE TINY ARMADILLOS.
36:20 Oh my god, dude.
36:23 I can't wait to get like loads of these guys just like sprinkle around
36:29 [laughter] in my hardcore world just like or like
36:31 a little pen dedicated to [laughter] them all.
36:36 He's so cute.
36:37 It's like two pixel legs.
36:44 All right, we're getting back in the flying machine, sure.
36:47 [laughter] [clears throat] I was going to put down a bunch of these here.
37:00 You basically just kill them and they separate
37:02 into two and then grow up without the power.
37:07 [clears throat] [laughter]
37:21 Wait, how do you how do you kill them then?
37:23 How do you That's huge.
37:32 They're invulnerable to damage.
37:35 Unless you shear them.
37:37 They can be invincible.
37:43 [laughter]
37:43 Well, now we don't have to worry about accidentally killing them.
37:47 Never mind.
37:51 [laughter]
37:49 Yeah, if they've got something in them then
37:53 they don't They don't die unless you shear them.
38:03 Can we use the golden dandelion on them to stop them from growing up?
38:11 Can we make tiny footballs?
38:15 Can we increase the skill ceiling of the football?
38:24 I'm doubting it.
38:25 I don't think we probably I don't think we can right now.
38:27 Maybe though.
38:38 [laughter] Look at that go so far.
38:38 Oh my god.
38:43 [laughter]
38:42 It goes so far when you hit it.
38:45 Could you put TNT into them and turn them into cannonballs?
38:48 All right.
38:50 Can we just can we calm down on the weaponization of the brand new mob?
38:53 It's been two minutes.
38:56 Holy [laughter] You're talking about making a weapon of mass destruction.
39:01 I get it.
39:02 It's funny.
39:02 But holy Dude.
39:05 You're onto something.
39:09 Carpet bomb.
39:11 What if you could [laughter] make a carpet bomb?
39:16 You make them tiny.
39:17 You pack them into like a into a boat a bunch of boats.
39:22 [laughter] [snorts] You can't kill them either.
39:30 You can't kill them.
39:31 You would have to have shears on you.
39:33 You're not going to You're not going to be able to kill them.
39:38 And they're friendly so they'll bounce [laughter] towards you and then explode.
39:41 Yeah, they're axe here.
39:42 So one of Oh wait, so like Okay, didn't expect that.
39:56 I did not expect that.
40:06 [music]
40:05 Oh, it's damage related.
40:08 So wait, knockback?
40:10 How about knockback?
40:18 Does knockback play into that or is it just damage?
40:22 Imagine a max damage mace hit.
40:27 That thing's going into space.
40:28 [laughter] That thing's flying into unloaded chunks.
40:39 Never to be seen again.
40:42 [clears throat]
40:46 Woah, dude.
40:47 Woah.
40:50 [laughter] This is going to be crazy.
40:51 If they're going that fast with just diamond swords Oh god, that's crazy.
41:10 [laughter]
41:11 They had a mace.
41:17 [laughter] Someone had a mace.
41:19 It's Becky.
41:20 It's Becky.
41:20 Becky knew it.
41:22 Becky knew.
41:23 Becky knew.
41:24 As soon as they said it's damage related,
41:26 Becky pulled out a mace in creative mode.
41:28 [laughter] Beast Becky mode.
41:39 OH
41:43 [laughter]
41:45 THAT SUIT IS CRAZY.
41:50 THAT SUIT IS nuts.
41:56 Look at Look at it.
41:57 It's got like axolotls and everything on it.
42:00 I'm the tie.
42:07 [clears throat] [laughter]
42:13 He's so serious.
42:16 [laughter] That suit makes sense now.
42:37 So funny.
42:43 [laughter] So they didn't have two creative.
42:46 They just kind of like swapped.
42:49 [clears throat] [clears throat] Which Agnes just revealed she's been like
43:01 training since [laughter] the last Minecraft Live.
43:08 Well, she just starts critting them out.
43:10 Can you imagine?
43:12 She called webs him and just starts critting him the out.
43:14 Oh my god.
43:17 [laughter] I would scream.
43:17 Oh wait, no.
43:18 It's not It's not PvP.
43:24 What is this music?
43:25 Oh my god.
43:26 [laughter] I'm sorry Cam, but like Agnes has got to got to win this one.
43:40 Like Cam's griefing [laughter] already.
43:44 Go on Agnes.
43:45 Go on Agnes.
43:45 Go on Agnes.
43:46 Go on Agnes.
43:47 Go on Agnes.
43:49 No mercy.
43:50 No mercy.
43:54 No mercy.
44:00 [laughter] No mercy, Agnes.
44:04 Finish.
44:07 [laughter]
44:06 He's He's throwing.
44:10 AGNES, DON'T CHOKE.
44:12 DON'T CHOKE.
44:14 GOT A LOT OF MONEY RIDING ON THIS, AGNES.
44:23 [laughter] PLEASE SHOW AGNES POV.
44:26 OH MY GOD, THEY'RE actually griefing.
44:28 They're griefing each other.
44:30 [screaming] [laughter] WHAT THE [applause]
44:39 YEAH, THIS GUY DESERVES deserves [laughter]
44:51 [laughter] Agnes needed that W, man.
44:52 Like last Minecraft Live, she got schooled so much.
44:55 It was just not even fair.
44:57 Thank you.
44:58 Thank you.
45:06 [laughter]
45:05 Was the special tactic just griefing cuz we saw you just griefing.
45:11 [laughter] His technique was grief the out of them.
45:16 [laughter] Oh, this would be fun.
45:25 This would be really fun.
45:43 Yeah.
45:47 His skin [laughter] looks so Woah,
45:58 that's a lot of That's That's That's very bouncy.
46:01 [laughter] So un-serious, man.
46:14 Oh my god.
46:17 It's stinky stinky caves.
46:20 Stinky caves real added.
46:22 Also ping pong.
46:23 [laughter] Also nightmares beyond your comprehension.
46:35 Oh my god.
46:39 Are they just not getting them out?
46:44 [laughter] He's just leaving them in there.
46:51 He left him in there and he's still somehow won.
46:54 [laughter]
46:59 What if we had stinky cave and Lego blocks?
47:02 And cute cute bouncy balls.
47:04 [laughter] What if bouncy balls?
47:11 [laughter] I can't get over that suit.
47:14 It's so funny.
47:16 [clears throat] Got to move this.
47:21 Hold on.
47:29 Time to team up.
47:40 I still want to see one of these things get
47:42 hit by a mace at like full like full max damage.
47:47 Yeah.
47:49 From the top of the world to the bottom.
47:54 I want to see like max damage mace hit one of these and see how far they go.
47:59 Like surely they just immediately get zipped into unloaded chunks.
48:06 Imagine you could ride it.
48:09 Imagine they make it ridable.
48:13 That That would be crazy.
48:15 Because then you could have a friend launch you thousands of blocks away.
48:25 [laughter] Look, they were Curdy and Magnus at the start.
48:29 They were talking about They were talking about the the given edge of the world.
48:34 The farlands.
48:35 What if What if you could just go to the farlands?
48:41 [laughter]
48:41 What if you just go to the edge of the world where the world border is?
48:44 Because your friend hit a slime that you were still on.
48:49 A sulfur slime.
48:51 With a mace at max damage, max enchant, max height.
48:57 This looks really fun.
49:01 [laughter] This looks like it's so fun.
49:03 It's like a less scuffed version of the football game on Hypixel.
49:09 What is happening?
49:11 The streakers The streakers on the field.
49:14 [laughter] Where's security?
49:20 Where's security?
49:27 It's It's not a It's not a football match
49:28 without someone running across the field naked at some point.
49:34 Now they're giving them the true experience.
49:35 Oh, now they're just killing each other out.
49:45 [laughter] This is going to be so goofy.
49:53 You see how locked in he was there for a second?
49:58 [laughter] It's like it's like completely silent.
50:00 It's like Yes, congratulations.
50:03 A well-deserved victory.
50:05 Thank you.
50:06 Thank you.
50:06 Thank you.
50:06 And thank you for playing with us.
50:08 This has been super fun.
50:10 Tiny Takeover Still thinking about Dungeons 2.
50:14 features we've played here will be in testing in the near future.
50:18 Thanks for watching Minecraft Live.
50:21 Still still thinking about Dungeons 2.
50:25 How the I already wish list I'm wish listing the out of it.
50:31 As soon as we end stream, I'm immediately getting that into the wish list.
50:34 Yes.
50:36 [clears throat] The offices look so cool, man.
50:41 Time set night.
50:45 All right.
50:47 GG, I was not even close in my predictions, really.
50:51 I thought we were going to take a regular slime
50:53 and a magma cube and I was right on sulfur.
50:59 I was right on sulfur, but I'll I'll I'll I'll give my give my hats
51:03 off to the people of the community that figured that out.
51:06 They were being very cryptic.
51:08 They're being very cryptic with their like hints and teasers and stuff.
51:14 But people figured it out.
51:15 They were like, "Oh, yeah,
51:15 it's got something to do with sulfur." The could that mean?
51:19 All right.
51:20 Chat, thank you for watching Minecraft Live, the first Minecraft Live of 2026.
51:26 Thank you for watching with me.
51:27 Chat, enjoy the rest of your evening, night, morning times,
51:29 or whatever wherever the you are in the world.
51:32 Goodbye.
51:32 Farewell.
51:33 Enjoy your weekends.
51:34 Goodbye.
51:35 Goodbye.
51:35 Goodbye.
51:35 Goodbye.
51:39 [screaming]