Turning Skyblock into a Battle Royale…

0:00 Hey, today I got eight YouTubers and we're [music] playing Skyblock,

0:03 but there's a little twist.

0:05 Right, whoever has the most diamonds at the end of the recording wins.

0:10 That's the game.

0:11 That's it.

0:11 But there's like no diamonds on the map,

0:13 so you've got to find them and protect them.

0:16 This is such a wicked recording with a load

0:18 of new people that I've never even done nothing with.

0:21 Mate, you're going to love it.

0:22 Should we start?

0:23 Let's do it, man.

0:25 Hello.

0:27 [sighs] Look at this.

0:28 What a peaceful island.

0:30 I'm so hungover.

0:31 All right, here we go.

0:32 How do you do this?

0:34 Okay, I actually don't know how to do a couple gen.

0:36 I have never played Skyblock before.

0:39 I'm on a MacBook.

0:42 On the toilet.

0:43 In Japan at 12:00 a.m.

0:44 in the morning.

0:45 I don't know what I'm doing.

0:47 Hello.

0:49 Okay, I don't like I don't like this energy.

0:51 I don't know if I want to get closer to you, sir.

0:56 Okay, Dave.

0:57 I see how it is.

0:58 I'm actually going to beat this.

1:00 I'm going to beat everyone on a trackpad, on a toilet in Japan.

1:03 Yeah, it's GG's for everyone.

1:05 All right, we've got to meet up ASAP.

1:06 Yeah, I'm coming.

1:07 I'm coming.

1:08 One moment.

1:09 need to know that.

1:14 Oh god, I don't want to mess this up.

1:19 My teammate is incompetent.

1:21 Oh, dude.

1:22 I lost some wood, bro.

1:24 Let's just cancel the recording.

1:26 Although everyone was very happy on their islands meeting their neighbors,

1:29 it seemed like who I was next to was strange.

1:35 Linguini?

1:37 Yeah.

1:37 Hello, mate.

1:38 It's me, Tom.

1:39 I'm just trying to get over to you, pal.

1:41 It's a pleasure to meet you, by the way.

1:42 My My name's Thomas Michael Simmons.

1:46 Oh, it's a me.

1:47 This is a real foray back for me, you know.

1:49 Wow, what an what an honor it is to to meet you.

1:52 I'm going to make you get all the cobblestone

1:54 to build over here because I'm a bum

1:56 and I don't want to I'm not usually the one that gets a bit socially awkward,

2:00 but this is As I say, I've never spoke to a Mario.

2:05 Oh, it's quite all right, lad.

2:06 I can change the voice.

2:07 No, no.

2:07 Let's go back.

2:08 Let's go back.

2:08 Please.

2:17 I could be your Yoshi and you can jump on my like back and I'll take you.

2:20 Yeah, let me ride you.

2:25 [laughter] I turn 22 this week.

2:31 [laughter]

2:33 Oh, wait.

2:34 Harry just texted saying his computer blue screened.

2:38 [laughter] Oh, what's up, Ish?

2:39 How are you, bro?

2:40 Do you know the odds that I'm paired with you?

2:43 The man on a Japanese toilet is my teammate.

2:47 Dude, you want to flush this thing?

2:48 Dude, this sounds crazy.

2:49 Let me show you.

2:49 What do you mean?

2:49 No, don't show me anything.

2:51 I don't want to see anything.

2:52 Oh my ass is actually wet and I'm wearing I'm wearing pants right now.

2:55 No, I I I I I I don't want to I don't want to see anything.

2:57 I don't want to hear anything.

2:59 Oh, come here.

2:59 My dude.

3:02 [laughter] I can't.

3:05 We're so screwed.

3:07 We are so [laughter] screwed.

3:09 As I was feeling socially uncomfortable,

3:11 other people began forming teams and progressing even further,

3:15 making highways across the world, uniting, even looting the mid.

3:20 Oh my god, we get we get this.

3:23 Oh my god.

3:24 Oh.

3:26 I can look after this for us.

3:27 You are useless right now, but I'm going to put you to good use

3:30 and we're going to be a good team, all right?

3:32 You sound sexy, dog.

3:33 Can you not say that while you're sitting on a toilet?

3:37 [laughter] Sorry.

3:38 Sorry.

3:38 Please tell me your pants are up and fully up.

3:42 I just raised the camera up in the air.

3:44 My pants are in fact up.

3:49 But I still had a problem, right?

3:50 My neighbor was creeping me out.

3:54 You know, Lin, are you familiar with like chemistry?

3:57 Not everyone always like clicks, right?

4:00 Yeah, are you saying we don't click?

4:01 I just don't know if I would say me and you like meant necessarily have that.

4:08 What are you saying?

4:09 I love you.

4:11 I just don't know if You're saying we don't want to team up with the me?

4:19 I don't know if I do, no.

4:23 Oh.

4:24 Don't [laughter] cry.

4:26 Please don't cry.

4:27 It's not you, it's me.

4:28 It's me, you know.

4:29 Lin, I just I don't know if if if we if if I if I if I'm ready for this.

4:39 I just don't know if we if we if we click.

4:41 Just take a moment to look at this as Hans said.

4:43 Isn't it beautiful?

4:45 It's nice.

4:45 It is nice.

4:47 Oh, well.

4:47 It's a sign.

4:48 What's a What's a sign of what?

4:50 That we're best buddies.

4:52 I don't know if we are best buddies.

4:54 I wonder if everyone has their diamonds.

4:56 I wonder if there are still eight diamonds in existence.

4:58 Do I hold on to the diamonds or cuz I have

5:00 both of them both of our diamonds in my inventory right now.

5:02 What What do you think?

5:03 This toilet shoots water at my ass.

5:05 Can you not You need to stop mentioning that.

5:09 Please.

5:11 OKAY.

5:11 [laughter] HEY, OH MY GOD.

5:14 THERE'S A FOREST FIRE.

5:15 NO, THE LAVA.

5:16 DUDE, [screaming] PUT OUT THE LAVA.

5:17 IT'S CALLED Minecraft physics.

5:19 I thought you would know such a good player.

5:21 Mates.

5:21 Mates.

5:22 Has anyone else ever told them that like that like you're that you're uncanny?

5:28 No.

5:29 Okay.

5:32 It's a little harsh.

5:33 Sorry.

5:34 Sorry, Linguini.

5:35 Upon meeting our other neighbors,

5:36 it became clear they were using saplings as marijuana and indoctrinated

5:40 Linguini via gateway drug into a life no longer led by meaning.

5:44 But I have meaning.

5:45 I want to get the most diamonds, mate, and win.

5:48 So, I'm sick of this.

5:48 It was time to abandon my neighbors and stop messing about.

6:01 Hey.

6:01 You have my diamond.

6:02 I'm here to take your diamonds.

6:04 Why are you so violent, man?

6:06 Calm down.

6:06 We can talk this through.

6:08 Sorry.

6:08 Sorry.

6:08 I've just been on edge.

6:09 Uh my teammate's gone.

6:10 There's been a situation.

6:11 He's sitting on a Japanese toilet at midnight.

6:15 And it does have the squirt thing, unfortunately.

6:19 Oh, the day.

6:20 that I had to say those words.

6:22 Um Okay.

6:24 He's been He's been in and out this whole time.

6:30 Ish, if you just come over here,

6:32 I'd just like to talk with you there for a second.

6:33 No one is taking this seriously at all, okay?

6:35 They're like all pretending to do drugs.

6:37 No one understands that they could win this game.

6:40 Here's what I could suggest.

6:41 Me and you go ahead and we start killing

6:43 everyone and we get these diamonds and then we win.

6:45 Tommy, they are coming right for us right now.

6:47 Stay away FROM THE RAFT, YOU.

6:49 WHAT are you doing?

6:49 We're saying hey.

6:51 We're saying hey.

6:52 Derafchu, are you okay over there?

6:53 Are they hurting you?

6:54 They're hurting my connection.

6:55 You got to get them off the island before I disconnect, the bar.

7:00 [laughter] I'm going to kindly ask you three to leave

7:02 and never come back to my island, please.

7:05 You're scaring me.

7:07 I'm not leaving.

7:09 You look so stupid, man.

7:10 [laughter] Hey.

7:11 Hey, TOMMY, WATCH OUT.

7:14 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

7:21 OH, SHPOOD.

7:22 OH, BROTHER.

7:22 WHAT IS that skin?

7:24 What's happened over here?

7:25 HARRY'S DEAD.

7:26 [screaming] HARRY'S DEAD.

7:27 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARRY'S DEAD?

7:28 OH, YEAH.

7:28 Harry was in this recording.

7:30 Okay, you know what, Shpood?

7:31 Come to the mid with me.

7:32 Let's start sorting them out, okay?

7:33 Guys, what do you want from me?

7:35 WHAT DO YOU WANT?

7:36 We want you to be friends.

7:41 [screaming] [laughter]

7:42 What's that, man?

7:42 Tommy, thank god.

7:43 Oh my god.

7:44 You like that gas, do you, people?

7:45 You like that gas being alive, do you, people?

7:47 Huh?

7:49 [screaming]

7:50 Got a hit.

7:50 I got [laughter] a hit.

7:51 I'm going again.

7:52 I'm going again.

7:56 OH MY GOD.

7:57 GOT TO GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE.

8:00 NO.

8:01 [screaming]

8:03 LIN, I KILLED YOSHI AND NOW [screaming] I KILL YOU.

8:07 How are you going to make it up, huh?

8:10 Uh-oh.

8:14 Tommy, what just happened?

8:16 What did you do?

8:17 I've killed the blue Yoshi.

8:18 Your island is compromised, by the way, Shpood.

8:20 What?

8:20 No.

8:21 Tommy, THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.

8:22 THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE DIAMONDS.

8:24 ARE YOU [laughter] HEARING ME?

8:24 This is a game of winners and losers.

8:27 Oh my god.

8:28 Guys, I THINK I MIGHT BE I THINK I might not be the good one.

8:30 today.

8:30 Can I be honest?

8:31 I always like being the good guy in my own recordings,

8:32 but I think unfortunately I've fallen into You

8:34 should let that energy out once in a while.

8:38 What do we do now?

8:39 We're itemless.

8:42 I I guess we got to uh Can't beat them, join them.

8:47 Okay, boys.

8:47 Here's what we need to do.

8:48 We need to move as a four over to Shpood's island and create a large base there.

8:53 We can live there.

8:54 We can just wait out the rest of the time and then we can win, okay?

8:56 Yes.

8:57 So, what happened to Harry?

8:58 I spoke to him.

8:58 He said the word poo and then he just disappeared.

9:00 How can two of the eight people in this recording have like quit?

9:04 [laughter] Lin, we died.

9:06 Yeah, but it's not over yet.

9:07 We have nothing left to lose anymore.

9:09 So, we we just have to get rid of all the diamonds.

9:12 We're going to launch them off with our fists.

9:14 What should we call this island, Shpood?

9:16 I'm going to name it after Harry in memoriam.

9:18 Memoriam?

9:19 Wait, hold on.

9:20 They're coming.

9:20 They're coming.

9:20 They're coming.

9:21 They're coming.

9:21 What do you want?

9:22 Stay one step closer and you're dead.

9:23 We have enough diamonds to win this whole game.

9:25 We're going to plan to stay here and then win.

9:28 Uh-huh.

9:29 Hold on.

9:29 Give me one second.

9:30 Place one more block and I'll fly over and kill all three of you.

9:33 Okay.

9:35 Boys, place down some water.

9:37 They could use a two, you know.

9:41 It's Harry.

9:41 [laughter] Hello.

9:42 HEY, HARRY.

9:47 BLOCK OFF THE WATER.

9:48 BLOCK OFF THE WATER.

9:48 Who do I kill?

9:49 GET HIM.

9:53 [laughter] UH-OH.

9:54 WAIT, HAVE WE LOST FREDDY?

9:58 OH MY GOD, WE'RE CLEAR.

9:59 WE DID IT.

10:00 WE SURVIVED THE ATTACK.

10:01 HARRY, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, HARRY.

10:03 I'VE missed you so much.

10:05 Harry, LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE.

10:07 It was just two islands with a blue screen battalion, Harry, after you.

10:10 Guys, wait.

10:11 So, how many diamonds are we on now?

10:12 How many diamonds?

10:13 You've got two, I've got one, you've got one.

10:15 As long as we equally split them between the three of us,

10:17 we'll be fine and destroy the last diamond.

10:21 Oh, holy derapt you.

10:25 I will try my best to join you all in this fight.

10:36 We will need food, too.

10:37 I tried having this farm, but Linguini stole everything.

10:39 I feel so bad about how things have gone with him.

10:41 I do feel bad, but at the end of the day What?

10:48 [screaming]

10:51 WHAT DID YOU DO?

10:52 TOMMY, WHAT DID YOU DO?

10:53 WHAT DID I DO?

10:54 YOU JUST PUNCHED me into this hole with a creeper.

10:56 Did you know it was down there, huh?

10:58 Why are you saying you feel BAD FOR LINGUINI?

11:00 LINGUINI WAS EVIL.

11:01 He was my teammate.

11:02 I watched him from the very beginning turn be weird,

11:05 but you just threw me down there with a creeper.

11:07 Did you know there was a creeper down there?

11:09 Tommy betrayed me.

11:10 He killed our guest.

11:12 He killed our Yoshi.

11:14 That's dude.

11:15 I love you.

11:15 Yoshi's my favorite.

11:17 All I'm saying if you want to set something up, okay,

11:19 we can we can do a little bit of secret meeting,

11:21 you know, and you can pretend you can be a spy.

11:23 I don't know how you want to go about it.

11:26 I could be a spy.

11:27 That's how we win.

11:28 I'll report back.

11:29 Good luck and luck.

11:30 If you betray us as well, it's okay.

11:32 Oh, no, stop.

11:32 That's so upsetting.

11:33 I wouldn't betray I'd never betray you guys.

11:39 How did it go over there?

11:40 I've said I'm going to be a spy for them,

11:41 but really I'm betraying them and being a spy for you for them.

11:46 [laughter] Okay, but consider this.

11:47 Is there a chance that you told them that you're going to spy for them,

11:50 but also tell us that No, I'll never do such a thing.

11:53 Right, guys, here's what we're going to do.

11:54 We make a base now, a fortress.

11:56 We place the diamond spears in there so we can guarantee our win in a barrel,

12:01 and then we can just defend it.

12:05 Off our island now.

12:08 But, we're just friendly passersby.

12:11 Why do we have to be so mean?

12:15 NO.

12:15 NO.

12:16 NO.

12:21 [screaming] NO.

12:21 NO.

12:21 NO.

12:21 I NEED TO GET BACK.

12:22 I NEED TO SET MY SPAWN.

12:23 HEY, stand still.

12:26 Guys, no.

12:26 No.

12:27 No.

12:27 Guys, I I just want to get back to my team, please.

12:29 I thought I was your team.

12:30 It didn't work out.

12:31 That's all.

12:32 It didn't work out, huh?

12:33 No.

12:36 [cough and laughter] Oh god.

12:40 I'm sorry.

12:41 I just want to get back to my team, okay?

12:42 You didn't have to kill my Yoshi.

12:44 I'm sorry.

12:45 I'm I that wasn't right.

12:47 I know.

12:47 I thought you guys were pacifists.

12:51 [laughter] I'm making two diamond spears.

12:53 So, I'm going to keep one of them on me.

12:55 Okay, I've got one on me.

12:56 I'll put the other one in the chest here.

12:57 Uh here, Harry, you take it.

12:59 All right.

12:59 Just let me pass, okay?

13:01 You guys don't have weapons.

13:03 Neither do you, Tommy.

13:18 Yes, Tommy.

13:19 Tom, come on.

13:19 Come on.

13:20 Come on.

13:20 Go.

13:20 Go.

13:20 Go.

13:20 Go.

13:21 They spawn in FRONT OF YOU.

13:24 [laughter] [screaming] THEY'RE CHASING AFTER TOMMY.

13:29 HE'S ON THE ISLAND ON THE RIGHT.

13:30 WE have to go all THE WAY AROUND.

13:34 ISH.

13:35 I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU, MAN.

13:36 Hold on.

13:36 Take this.

13:37 Take your elytra back.

13:37 Take the spear.

13:38 Get out of here.

13:40 Oh, Spoody.

13:42 WE JUST WANT PEACE.

13:44 HARRY.

13:46 [screaming] HARRY.

13:48 NO.

13:51 [screaming] HIS DIAMOND IS GONE.

13:52 GUESS WHAT, SPOODY?

13:53 You didn't get this diamond, did you?

13:55 No, he's trying to war farm.

13:57 And it worked.

13:59 Now, it's worth saying now there's only 30 minutes left of the recording.

14:03 At the end of that time, whoever's got the most diamonds, they win.

14:06 So, we don't have long at all.

14:09 They've killed Spood.

14:11 The only diamond left is that spear, I think.

14:13 Unless some people reveal more at the end, I think that's it.

14:16 So, do you three have any diamonds on you?

14:18 Be honest with me.

14:19 You think we have diamonds after how many times you all died?

14:23 [laughter] Spood, could you keep them occupied for a sec?

14:24 I feel like the only way that we find out if we have the last diamond

14:28 is if someone goes over to their base

14:29 while they're occupied and scans the entire thing.

14:32 You have to go without them notice.

14:33 Ish, here's what you do.

14:34 You build up really high, then you fly over to the water on your island, [music]

14:37 then you go around because they'll respawn on their island.

14:39 I'm going to invite them in for a conference.

14:41 While we do that, you go.

14:42 Spood, I think we try and resolve something, okay?

14:45 Really?

14:46 Like what?

14:47 Why don't we talk?

14:48 Please, take a seat.

14:51 This is the diamond room.

14:58 I'm sorry the blue Yoshi was killed.

15:01 Now, look, Spood's died with the diamond.

15:04 We only have one diamond left.

15:08 When do you want me to do the trap, Tom?

15:13 [laughter] Not yet.

15:12 Not yet.

15:13 Come on.

15:15 I don't think they have anything.

15:16 And you guys promise you truly have no diamonds?

15:20 Well, all we can do is, you know, say that and you have to trust our word.

15:26 Nothing over here.

15:27 Someone messed up their thing.

15:28 We only have one left and it's in a secure location.

15:32 Yeah, Ish has it.

15:34 Wait, where is Ish?

15:35 You think we're dumb?

15:36 We know, genuinely, where is Ish?

15:38 Are you and Ish WORKING AGAINST ME AND HARRY?

15:40 Are you guys trying to team up against ME AND HARRY?

15:41 TRYING TO TAKE ALL THE DIAMONDS?

15:44 HARRY, SPOOD.

15:46 Let's get rid of these three.

15:48 Oh, yeah?

15:50 Tommy, what happened?

15:52 I don't think they have a diamond.

15:53 Freddy's acting like they do, but I don't think they do.

15:55 Listen, go.

15:55 Go.

15:55 Go.

16:00 Take this.

16:01 Take these blocks.

16:02 Go.

16:02 Just get out of here.

16:03 Get out of here.

16:07 Go.

16:07 Go.

16:08 GO.

16:08 GO.

16:08 GO, TOMMY.

16:08 GO.

16:09 GO.

16:13 GUYS, no one was trying to betray you.

16:15 Okay, we've only got 15 minutes left.

16:17 While we were having that meeting, Ish was out scanning their island.

16:20 They don't have a diamond.

16:21 Freddy's coming.

16:22 Freddy's coming.

16:22 I I I don't I'm not here to fight.

16:24 I'm not here to fight.

16:25 Fred, you need to go now.

16:26 I got nothing, but I got a secret.

16:28 What is it, huh?

16:29 Spoody has a diamond.

16:30 I promise you I'm speaking the truth.

16:32 I think they're bluffing.

16:33 I think he's come over here pretending to to change sides.

16:35 Get up here, guys.

16:36 We need to all be together with the spear at the last minute.

16:38 We've only got 10 minutes.

16:41 Okay, this is where we'll hide now.

16:45 What?

16:47 I I had a backup.

16:48 You what?

16:49 How long have you had that?

16:50 Hey.

16:51 Hey.

16:51 Hey.

16:51 Hey.

16:52 What's going on here?

16:52 What's going on?

16:53 [laughter] What's going on?

16:53 What are you doing here?

16:54 What are you doing here?

16:55 Spoody, is it true what he says about you guys having a diamond?

16:58 Of course we do.

16:59 Have you seen any of them?

17:00 Where are they then, Spoody?

17:01 Where are they?

17:02 And why would I tell you that?

17:03 I'm here for Tommy, innit?

17:04 He betrayed me from the beginning.

17:06 I was island mates with him and he betrayed me.

17:10 That's true, to be fair.

17:11 I just want to fight.

17:13 Him?

17:13 You want to You want to fight him?

17:15 I've got the spear.

17:16 We win when this timer goes off in 8 minutes.

17:21 It's just a made-up win condition.

17:23 I think you guys should fight, but um Linguini,

17:26 I think you should have the diamond as well.

17:29 I think you should have Spoody's diamond.

17:31 Winner takes all.

17:32 We will give you 3 minutes.

17:33 All of us will meet you at the mid and me

17:35 and Lin will fight if and only if you bring the diamonds.

17:39 Do you even think they have a diamond?

17:40 Uh I really doubt it.

17:41 I searched all of their bases.

17:43 This is most definitely a bluff.

17:45 It has to be.

17:46 We aren't bullshitting that we do not have a We do not have [laughter]

17:51 Harry, what happened with that extra diamond you got?

17:52 Do you still [music] have that on you?

17:53 Yeah, I have one diamond here.

17:54 What?

17:56 Well, I don't know.

17:57 I I was worried if you guys would backstab me if I told you I had it.

18:00 THIS COMPLETELY CHANGES THE STAKES.

18:02 NO, it doesn't because now if you if if we win as a team,

18:08 one diamond for you two, one diamond for us we all win.

18:11 We're here.

18:12 Where's Linguini?

18:13 Uh he's coming.

18:13 He's coming.

18:14 Let me see these diamonds, guys.

18:15 We have 1 minute till the timer.

18:17 Tommy, you first.

18:17 Show me your diamond.

18:21 Where's Spoody's?

18:22 This is my diamond.

18:23 Look at it.

18:25 [laughter] All right, that's it, Linguini.

18:26 You have done me DIRTY FOR THE

18:32 [screaming]

18:31 NO.

18:31 NO.

18:32 NO.

18:32 NO.

18:33 TOMMY, this is the part where I tell you Yeah?

18:36 Is this about where you tell me what?

18:38 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

18:40 ISH, TOMMY TRIED TO KILL US.

18:41 TOMMY TRIED TO KILL US, ISH.

18:42 ISH, I'M SO SORRY.

18:43 ISH, I'M SO SORRY.

18:45 GET READY.

18:46 YES.

18:46 GO, HARRY.

18:47 WE HAVE THREE DIAMONDS ON US.

18:48 WE HAVE THREE DIAMONDS.

18:49 WE'VE WON, HARRY.

18:50 HARRY, WE'VE WON.

18:51 GO.

18:51 GO.

18:51 [screaming] GO.

18:52 GO.

18:52 HARRY, THIS WHOLE TIME WE'VE BEEN PLAYING BOTH SIDES.

18:55 WE'RE GOING TO WIN.

18:55 HARRY.

18:56 HARRY, MAN, I LOVE YOU.

18:57 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THICK AND THIN.

19:00 WE ARE THE BLUE screen battalion.

19:02 Ish, Spood betrayed me.

19:04 He hit me off and I HAD THE SPEAR.

19:08 [screaming] [bell] EVERYONE, THANK YOU SO much for watching.

19:14 Look, I'd like to get back into these Minecraft recordings, right?

19:17 So, any concept or ideas you want to see me try, leave it in the comments, man.

19:20 I reckon there's some good stuff to be done, man.

19:22 I want to give it a shot.

19:23 So, yeah, give us a shout.

19:25 Thanks, guys.