These controllers should be illegal.

0:02 O mate, you want to play some two-player PlayStation?

0:05 Oh.

0:05 Uh, you can't use this controller, though.

0:07 I I got this one for my birthday, mate.

0:09 But it's all right.

0:10 I've got a second player controller.

0:12 Uh, yeah.

0:12 Uh, here you go.

0:15 I know you can still get fugly controllers nowadays,

0:17 but my goodness, back in the old days, this was common.

0:20 This is when you got stuck with stuff like this.

0:24 You're doing a sleepover and like you're playing co-op or something, mate.

0:28 You were handed this thing.

0:29 If you were the little brother, cousin, sibling, you were handed this.

0:34 It's called the Blaze.

0:37 Oh, look at the D-pad.

0:39 Why this angle?

0:40 It's horrible.

0:42 Look, I understand why these controllers exist.

0:44 These controllers are already towing the line between quality and cheap.

0:50 This is that product.

0:51 It's only in the last few years now we're seeing like, you know,

0:54 unicorn kind of controllers with incredible

0:56 sensors and adjustments and all that.

0:58 And um yeah, compared to what you can get today,

1:01 these aren't exactly stunning either.

1:02 But I don't know, gaming was pretty catchy.

1:04 And yeah, we we got we got some controllers today that should be illegal.

1:09 This should be illegal.

1:10 No one should be stuck with the Blaze.

1:12 And it's sticky.

1:13 And we're doing this for realies.

1:15 I've got my Derp Station right here.

1:17 We're going to plug it into the capture and let's

1:19 play some games and see how far we get.

1:21 I mean, we got to play games

1:22 that actually showcase fantastic controls and you know,

1:25 Bubsy 3D was a clear choice.

1:27 Oh, those black discs.

1:29 Weird.

1:29 Look how legit this setup is, right?

1:31 We're going to turn it on.

1:33 Oh, turns out game consoles need power.

1:35 Oh.

1:36 Uh, we Oh dear.

1:38 Oh no.

1:38 Oh, I messed it up.

1:39 Hang on.

1:39 Oh dear.

1:39 OH DEAR.

1:40 OH YEAH, WE GOT IT.

1:43 I HOPE YOU like blurriness.

1:45 Got to use the proper controller first.

1:46 All right, come on.

1:48 Gosh.

1:48 I mean, loading times have never improved.

1:51 Now it's got to load like 80 gigs worth of assets that are poorly optimized.

1:55 Well, at least this controller works.

1:57 Oh no.

1:58 This game absolutely stinks butts, by the way.

2:01 This is a bad game.

2:02 Does it even have analog support?

2:04 Like, not all games use these.

2:06 That's why they're in the center.

2:07 Most games were using D-pads back in the day.

2:10 Oh dear.

2:11 Oh, hang on.

2:12 We got to enable it.

2:13 Uh uh-oh.

2:14 I don't think it has analog support.

2:18 Whatever.

2:19 We'll do we'll do old school.

2:21 Um, yeah, this game's great because he has tank controls.

2:24 Look at this.

2:25 You steer this orange idiot and then point and go.

2:28 Yeah.

2:29 Okay.

2:29 Oh, and that's triangle is jump.

2:32 Oh, look how the camera dips down.

2:35 This sucks.

2:37 No.

2:38 Why are you jumping, bro?

2:39 Don't Don't tell me this controller is bad.

2:41 That's the problem.

2:41 Even these really nice controllers, they're like 20 something years old.

2:45 So, get the pointless atoms.

2:47 Get the atoms.

2:48 Jump.

2:48 Jump.

2:49 Jump.

2:49 Jump.

2:49 Jump.

2:50 No, don't jump again.

2:51 Okay.

2:52 Stop jumping.

2:53 I Hang on.

2:54 I think I think we got to exercise this control

2:56 a little bit to get all the crusties out of it.

2:58 You jump.

2:59 Oh, no.

3:01 You know what?

3:02 Maybe stop jumping.

3:04 M.

3:04 Maybe the blaze will save us.

3:06 Hang on.

3:06 Let's pause.

3:07 You got to remove controllers very gently cuz you could literally break it.

3:10 Okay, we are now blazing it.

3:12 Yo, it works.

3:15 Hey, I mean, this really is a bad Oh, hang on.

3:18 Oh, no.

3:18 No, no.

3:19 The the D-pad's getting gummy.

3:20 Uh, okay.

3:21 Let's see if we could jump on that one PL.

3:23 Oh, man.

3:24 The D-pad literally being slanted.

3:27 Look, like left and right is diagonal.

3:30 Why would you do that?

3:31 Struggling so bad here.

3:33 That's it.

3:34 Ah, it's so sticky.

3:36 Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, JUMP.

3:38 NO.

3:39 YES, WE DID IT.

3:41 We've Stop it.

3:42 We've made We've gotten onto a platform.

3:44 The The back button is doing horrible.

3:48 WHY IS HE JUMP AT AN ANGLE?

3:50 HE'S JUMPING diagonal with this controller.

3:52 Okay.

3:52 Okay.

3:52 There's something really wrong.

3:54 He runs.

3:55 Hang on.

3:56 We need to point this idiot forwards.

3:59 Look, he steers.

4:00 He turns.

4:03 This is the little brother.

4:04 Look, I'm holding forwards.

4:06 This is the little brother experience.

4:08 It just does donuts.

4:10 I did this on PC and I remember it being fun and annoying at once,

4:13 which was a common trait for old games because man,

4:16 they really wanted to stretch out that half

4:18 an hour gameplay you get into like 6 hours.

4:20 Was the Gungan City that I remember being terrible.

4:22 Really hope this controller isn't CAC.

4:24 It's a It's a really nice one.

4:26 Was there a safe game on this?

4:28 No.

4:28 Is circle not back?

4:31 Triangle.

4:31 There's barely any standardization on what's back, what's start.

4:35 Oh, those early days.

4:38 Shut up, Qui-Gon.

4:40 You're going to die anyway.

4:41 Aren't these graphics stunning?

4:43 Those are people.

4:44 Oh, man.

4:45 This controller is all messed up.

4:48 Oh, can we use analog?

4:51 At least we can.

4:53 WE CAN JUMP WITH ANALOG.

4:55 OH, MAN.

4:55 I'm going to have Here we go.

4:57 We got all traditional now.

4:58 Okay, let's turn on analog.

5:00 Yes, we have analog control.

5:03 Gosh, this view is terrible.

5:05 Oh, I can swing.

5:06 Swing.

5:06 So, so I think they shoot at me.

5:09 And what do I Okay, I forget.

5:12 Damn it.

5:12 How do I fling them back?

5:15 It was one of my favorite things.

5:16 You can shoot the lasers back.

5:17 Bing.

5:18 Oh, man.

5:19 I'm just eating them.

5:20 Oh, THERE WE GO.

5:21 YEAH.

5:22 THAT'S COOL.

5:25 YES.

5:26 YES.

5:26 THIS WAS MY FAVORITE BIT.

5:28 YES.

5:29 OKAY, I'm actually having fun.

5:30 Oh no.

5:31 I'm actually going to finish this game.

5:33 Stupid droid.

5:35 Good.

5:35 Get him.

5:35 This camera angle is doing my head in.

5:37 I can only see like 3 meters in front of me.

5:44 That's sweet.

5:45 All right, we got to try the blaze.

5:47 All right, we're blazing it.

5:48 Uh, that one.

5:50 Oo, it is doing it.

5:53 Okay, if it wasn't so sticky.

5:55 Ah, see, I'm pressing all the way up here for the what?

5:58 The the square.

5:59 Okay.

6:00 Oh, it's even got vibration.

6:01 Oh my goodness.

6:02 You know what?

6:04 This isn't that terrible.

6:05 Oh, the vibration's out of control.

6:06 It's going to ruin my knuckles.

6:09 AH, DROID OCCURS.

6:11 Oh crap.

6:13 OH CRAP.

6:14 OH CRAP.

6:15 QUI-GON.

6:16 OH CRAP.

6:17 I HAD NO CHANCE.

6:18 I'm not I mean I'm hating the Blaze.

6:20 The Blaze is bad.

6:21 Like the controls being at this.

6:22 Oh, don't give me all this crap again.

6:24 This is a game I actually loved on N64

6:26 and the PlayStation version is just so much better.

6:28 Like the music's by Primus.

6:30 How amazing is that?

6:32 And yeah, like you actually get

6:33 the full soundtrack and just a better controller.

6:36 I'm so glad this one works.

6:37 I have one working one.

6:39 1999.

6:40 Oh, I've actually been playing I haven't played this in a couple years,

6:42 but I actually was playing this game again.

6:44 All right, let's turn on analog.

6:46 We've done it.

6:47 What?

6:47 When I press analog, it doesn't accelerate.

6:50 Ah, that's so typical.

6:52 Well, the Blazer controller is meant to have a bad D-pad.

6:55 So, I guess this is a good test for that.

6:56 Look, and you do stunts and stuff, and it's fully thick.

7:00 Yeah, cuz if you do stunts,

7:01 you ear like you earn turbos and you need the turbos where you do a front flip.

7:06 I went for a double.

7:06 Oh dear.

7:08 Oh, that was close.

7:09 The sense of speed out of this game is pretty good.

7:11 You jump.

7:12 You You spin.

7:13 YOU SPIN.

7:14 OH, stupid gravity.

7:18 Come back to your favorite games and go.

7:19 Oh, this is a bit of a mess.

7:22 All right, blaze it.

7:23 Huh.

7:24 Not as crap as I I mean D-pad's in a bad location,

7:29 but it's actually going straight.

7:31 It's not doing circles like in Bubsy.

7:35 Weird.

7:36 How could it be obedient one game and not another?

7:39 No.

7:39 Jump the helicopter.

7:40 Dongus.

7:40 Yeah.

7:41 And the triggers work as well.

7:42 The vibration is insane.

7:45 This is the most intense vibration in a controller I think I've felt.

7:48 Boost.

7:49 Dang it.

7:49 Boost.

7:50 Oh dear.

7:51 Need for speed.

7:52 High stakes.

7:52 But look, it's got a Holden and a Falcon on it.

7:55 Aussie.

7:56 Considering how tiny our population is,

7:58 it's really cool that we got some special editions of our games.

8:01 That's how crazy our car culture was.

8:04 These are all just really old cars you can get for like five grand now.

8:08 Oh, there's HSV.

8:10 Oh, that's fun.

8:11 Oh, it doesn't look right.

8:14 I got the back quarter panel not looking correct.

8:18 Oh, come on.

8:20 Yeah.

8:20 Come on.

8:20 Four Falcon X.

8:21 All right.

8:22 Um, yeah, it's pretty ugly, but so was the AU Falcon XR8.

8:27 So, yes, it is analog finally.

8:30 Uh, can we change the camera?

8:32 Even though this is the better.

8:33 Yes, I want to see that sad ass on the AU.

8:36 Yeah, early driving games have this arcade floppiness to them.

8:41 I mean, they were emulating an AU Falcon,

8:43 which is just look out for the school bus.

8:45 Yeah, I I feel like I'm in reasonable control.

8:49 The the frame drops from this game are something else.

8:52 Uh wa.

8:53 Okay, there's a turned over truck with no one like on the scene.

8:57 Okay, that's good.

8:58 Okay, I'm going to crash into that car.

9:00 I can already see.

9:00 But let's blaze it.

9:01 We're now blazing it.

9:02 Here we go.

9:04 Uh I said here we go.

9:06 Oh, okay.

9:07 I think Yeah, I think we break it.

9:08 Okay, that's that's typical.

9:11 Uh-oh.

9:12 Has this thing blazed its last?

9:14 Yeah, the the lights coming on like it's it's doing something.

9:18 and also nothing.

9:20 So, um there you go.

9:22 It's uh that's that's that then until it literally stopped working.

9:28 That's so player two.

9:31 You know, it actually had some chromulence game depending.

9:35 I mean, Bubsy would turn in like circles.

9:38 U Star Wars wasn't bad and the vibration is hilarious,

9:42 but the the ergonomics are insane.

9:44 And and then it just stopped working alltogether.

9:47 So, next one.

9:49 Or, hey, mate, you want to come around and play some Halo 2?

9:52 But, but you can't use this controller.

9:54 This is the one I got for Christmas.

9:55 Hey, this is like special edition, like fully sick one.

9:58 Oh, but it's cool.

9:58 My mom also got this one.

10:01 Logitech, how dare you?

10:03 How dare you?

10:04 It's horrendous.

10:06 At least everything's in the right spot.

10:08 Kind of.

10:09 Oh, the white and black buttons.

10:11 Early Xbox days.

10:12 What an idea.

10:13 Turbo buttons, which means it presses like which I'm not going to bother with.

10:18 Oh, these sticks are something else.

10:20 They don't feel great.

10:21 And it is so sticky.

10:23 Really should be wearing gloves, but we're too late now.

10:25 Gosh, what a Titan.

10:27 And what an amazing piece of artwork on this thing.

10:30 And like, yeah, we got to start off with Halo 2.

10:33 Still amazing game.

10:34 At least this controller seemingly works.

10:36 No, no, no, no.

10:38 Thank you.

10:38 I mean, they just nailed the ergonomics.

10:41 This is the second gen controller.

10:42 The original was the Juke,

10:43 which I think is what that Logitech's trying to kind of be.

10:46 But this is still like the Xbox controller.

10:49 Here it is.

10:50 G Train.

10:51 Who Who saves are these?

10:53 Xbox Live.

10:55 Halo 2 Legendary.

10:56 Impossible.

10:58 It's It's just too much.

10:59 Uh-oh.

11:00 Where are we?

11:02 I've jumped into someone's save game from like 20 years ago.

11:05 Okay.

11:06 Ah, yes.

11:07 The sensitivity on this one so much better.

11:10 And like this is actual modern controls.

11:13 This just makes sense.

11:17 Oh, I'm the arbiter.

11:18 I see.

11:18 Yeah, this controller still feels great.

11:20 Shots fired.

11:21 Who?

11:21 Where?

11:22 Oh, did you get it?

11:23 Thanks.

11:24 Oh man, this this level's so dark.

11:27 Oh no, it's the flood already.

11:29 Ah, dunkus.

11:30 This controller is working awesome.

11:32 Let's swap for the fugly Logitech one.

11:34 Oh, it's so sticky.

11:35 Oh man, there's hecking dead zone.

11:38 Look at this.

11:38 Look, I'm trying to move forwards.

11:40 Nothing.

11:42 Look how much I can move it.

11:45 Nothing.

11:48 THIS LIKE HONESTLY I DON'T RESPECT Logitech very much cuz

11:51 this is what they were like for the longest time.

11:54 Man, there was so many people who thought they just stunk at games,

11:56 but they just had a Logitech controller.

11:58 Get out of it, dude.

12:00 Oh, this is terrible.

12:01 This is like worse than massive amounts of Bluetooth lag.

12:05 Oh man, this is so effed.

12:07 LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.

12:11 This is a gaming equivalent of driving a 1970s Lambo.

12:15 This is This is rage inducing.

12:17 I can't do it.

12:18 Oh, let's try something else.

12:19 Project Gotham Racing.

12:21 Like I think it was a launch game.

12:22 This is the game I discovered.

12:23 Gorillas 19200.

12:25 Get the cool.

12:28 Get the cool shoe shine.

12:29 And it's about driving stylishly.

12:32 That's the whole stick.

12:33 No car modding, none of that.

12:35 Um Oh no.

12:36 Oh, I hate those.

12:38 The freaking disc destroyer 10 million.

12:41 Yeah, that's right.

12:42 You earned kidos.

12:43 Again, it's about style.

12:45 You got to unlock all the different cars.

12:47 Again, these are just old cars you can get now.

12:49 Like, you don't want an SLK 320.

12:52 These things are nightmares now.

12:54 They're junk.

12:55 Let's have one.

12:56 Man, I remember these graphics being insane as a kid.

12:59 And like, honestly, this this looks good.

13:02 Can we still D-pad?

13:04 You can.

13:04 Man, this actually looks pretty stinking decent.

13:07 Ah, damn it.

13:08 Go.

13:09 Yeah, it's it's arcade racer and it's kind of got a floppiness to it.

13:14 Um, I'm impressed at the frame rate.

13:16 This is this more than 30.

13:17 And I almost feel like I have control.

13:21 Yeah, it's just you just got to get used to the the weight of the car.

13:24 There we go.

13:25 Now I'm getting it.

13:27 No, look, I can drive dead straight.

13:32 No dead.

13:33 Look how much I got a reef on it just to GO STRAIGHT.

13:37 Go straight.

13:39 Dang it.

13:39 It's like all the steering bushes are clapped out on it.

13:42 This This is nasty.

13:44 Makes it actually drive more like they do now.

13:46 Clapped out.

13:47 This is impossible.

13:48 This is impossible.

13:49 And really says something cuz all these controllers are the same age.

13:52 Like this and the real controller are the same age.

13:55 And this Come on, MAN.

14:00 Go straight.

14:02 Straight.

14:03 Straight.

14:04 There's so much delay.

14:05 I keep overcompensating.

14:07 I can't DRIVE IN A STRAIGHT LINE.

14:08 OH, DONGOUS.

14:10 GAME A LOT of people have probably never heard of Blood Wakeake.

14:13 It's a boat game to do with boats and you shoot things with boats,

14:18 but I remember like there's ocean physics and whatnot.

14:20 And I really enjoyed that bit of it,

14:23 but then I couldn't give a damn about the story.

14:25 I think this is the first game I got for this cuz we're three siblings, right?

14:28 And so my oldest got Halo, so we'll just cater for there.

14:32 But yeah, this was mine.

14:34 Yeah, 01.

14:35 This is so early.

14:37 AI boats.

14:38 Yeah, that word doesn't mean what it did anymore.

14:40 Yeah, look, you can just set it.

14:41 No, no, let's do calm.

14:42 Uh, yeah, you got to unlock all the boats, but I think they give you a couple.

14:46 Yeah, the tiniest one.

14:47 I want the tiniest one to start with.

14:49 Um, shooty shooty.

14:51 How do I shooty shooty shooty?

14:52 No.

14:53 Oh, left trigger.

14:54 That's dumb.

14:55 Oh, no.

14:56 Auto aims.

14:56 That's handy.

14:57 Yeah.

14:58 D.

15:00 Boat battles.

15:02 Shoot him.

15:03 I got him.

15:04 This is like the crappiest boat you can boat, by the way.

15:07 Oh, man.

15:08 It don't control good, but I guess that's what boats are.

15:11 I think we're going to need a bigger boat.

15:12 Y.

15:13 I think that's the one.

15:14 We got cannons on the front.

15:17 Oh, and torpedoes.

15:18 This thing's the Cadillac of cars.

15:21 Yes.

15:22 Awesome.

15:23 Torpedoes.

15:24 Uh-oh.

15:24 Am I having fun?

15:26 Uh-oh.

15:27 Do I have to do I have to play this again?

15:29 It's like a stupid story and everything.

15:31 There's heaps more boats to unlock and there's like bosses and stuff.

15:34 But yeah, like I love these physics.

15:37 Oh, you put a mine into me.

15:39 How dare you?

15:39 I'm having so much fun.

15:40 I forgot I could use the other controller.

15:42 Okay, now this time we got to do Stormy.

15:46 Okay.

15:46 All right.

15:47 It Now the boat does nothing.

15:50 Great.

15:50 Oh man, that's right where the A button should be.

15:52 This is a game where like you wouldn't know

15:54 that your controller was so terrible cuz it's just so floppy.

15:59 It's just it's a floppy game.

16:01 I hope you can see what I mean about

16:02 the the ocean physics and the boats and whatnot.

16:05 This is this is kind of neat.

16:06 Tony Hawks Pro Skater for in my opinion the best one they ever did.

16:09 This was my favorite.

16:10 I think this is one of the only games I ever 100%ed.

16:14 Oh yes.

16:15 Now see I remember using the D-pad for this game.

16:18 This is one of those games for me where

16:19 like I I've just never forgotten the button combos.

16:23 This was ingrained into my skin.

16:27 Sick.

16:28 Oh yeah.

16:28 Come on.

16:29 That's it.

16:30 I'm getting it.

16:31 I'm getting it again.

16:34 That doesn't make sense from a physics standpoint.

16:38 Oh, that does.

16:39 Let's change to the fugger.

16:40 Position of the buttons is not making me happy.

16:44 Okay, that's Yeah, that was that was fine.

16:48 Oh.

16:49 Oh, that was sketchy.

16:50 Um, the D-pad is okay.

16:55 It's okay if you get used to where its positioning is.

16:58 Yeah, but if you're playing a game of horse and you had this controller,

17:02 that was that would um that'd be really cruel.

17:05 This thing is abominable.

17:06 This thing is horrible.

17:08 The ergonomics are insane.

17:10 The button positioning sucks.

17:12 Why are the black and white so close to the A?

17:14 Like I'm always hitting the white button instead of the A.

17:16 The D-pad's too far away.

17:19 And it's just Yeah, these sticks are horrendous.

17:22 They are so clapped out.

17:24 And this thing is the same age as the real controller.

17:27 And I bet you this barely got used cuz no one wants to be handed this one.

17:31 No one.

17:32 Oh mate, you want to play some like two-player Golden Eye,

17:36 you know, slappers only, huh?

17:38 This isn't a special limited controller or nothing.

17:40 Uh, this is just the only one that hasn't been

17:42 clapped out from Mario Partying and um and Hot Take.

17:46 I hate these controllers so much.

17:48 I love the console.

17:49 The games are amazing.

17:51 All of that.

17:51 Yeah, amazing console.

17:53 No thanks to the controller.

17:54 I know it was early days for analog, but this wasn't it.

17:58 This was not how it was done.

18:01 It's just like seeing with the PlayStation

18:02 how many games didn't actually support analog.

18:05 Like, it was still kind of D-pad days.

18:07 And so it was meant to be a D-pad thing, analog if you want it to be,

18:12 and then a lot of stuff turned out to be analog.

18:15 Yeah, it's just such a crap idea.

18:18 I know I'm upsetting so many people, but I don't give a toss.

18:21 I had this as a kid and I never liked that.

18:23 The C buttons were dumb.

18:25 It's It's just Yeah.

18:26 Can you believe that they never did this again and no one copied this?

18:30 Like they they're still making GameCube

18:31 controllers cuz that is a great controller.

18:34 So, I I don't know if this one's really that big of a deal, but wow.

18:40 But they just took the dingles away.

18:42 They just knew you're going to be like this.

18:45 That is That's You know what?

18:46 Actually, I think that feels better.

18:48 All of these are all chowed out.

18:49 And uh I blame Mario Party.

18:51 It's from doing these mini games where you did

18:53 this kind of stuff and just chewed it out.

18:56 And um all the ones that are broken today were broken 20 years ago, right?

19:00 because they got all blown out and then

19:02 thrown in a box and then rediscovered years later.

19:04 It just it wasn't a good design.

19:07 But I don't blame Nintendo because it was such early days.

19:10 Oh, the Super Pad.

19:11 I got to tell you, this actually feels okay.

19:15 Wow.

19:15 Well, let's get into it.

19:18 So, like we got to start with Golden Knight.

19:19 We got to This is a hard game to play nowadays.

19:23 The frame rate is so slow.

19:25 Like my I tip my hat to anyone who speedruns this.

19:28 And yeah, cartridges.

19:29 It was a weird kind of like the loading times were fantastic,

19:32 but then all the music sucked.

19:34 It was either high quality and super short or low quality and a lot of it.

19:38 Please turn on.

19:40 Turn on.

19:43 Ah, here it begins.

19:46 OH.

19:47 OH, WE GOT IT.

19:49 GOSH.

19:49 I think we had an N64 just cuz my dad

19:52 wanted to play this and he'd be up all night.

19:54 Oh, yuck.

19:56 Oh, yuck.

19:57 Or is it better that I forget?

19:59 I think that cuz then that's the trigger for the gun,

20:02 but the A button's over here.

20:04 Um Oh, man.

20:05 That frame rate.

20:06 Oh, mate.

20:07 Um, people get you.

20:10 Okay, the C button strafe, but then that Okay,

20:14 I think that almost feels more natural.

20:17 I want to aim up and down, but it doesn't do that.

20:20 Hang on.

20:21 Pow.

20:22 Pow.

20:23 Aim.

20:24 Oh, this is Oh, no.

20:27 It was early days.

20:29 This is doing my head in play.

20:31 Ah, someone's shooting.

20:33 Okay, it auto aims up and down.

20:34 We don't need to do that.

20:35 May maybe Oh man.

20:38 Wow.

20:38 How do people speedrun this?

20:40 It's amazing.

20:41 I'm going to watch a speedrun of this and just be in awe of their skills.

20:45 Oh no.

20:47 Um Oh, I I got a sniper rifle.

20:48 How do I No, that's reload.

20:52 Oh, it looks like a super soaker.

20:55 Ooh.

20:56 Oh, inverted.

20:57 I hate it.

20:58 All right, hold still.

21:00 Bow.

21:02 Oh, and another one.

21:02 Hang on.

21:03 Whoops.

21:03 Inverted.

21:04 Oh, no.

21:05 Bow.

21:06 Bow.

21:06 BOW.

21:07 BOW.

21:07 I GOT HIM.

21:08 THIS is a really dumb looking sniper.

21:10 I like how you can't see the hands.

21:11 And the way it reloads is that it just disappears off screen.

21:14 All right.

21:15 Now we're uging it up big time.

21:17 OH, I THINK THIS IS BETTER.

21:22 WOW.

21:22 I mean, it's not hard to be better.

21:25 kind of needs the three dingles with this ridiculous layout.

21:28 Okay.

21:28 All right.

21:30 I mean, it just helps that I'm kind of adjusted to just the early FPSness of it.

21:36 Bow bow bow bow bow bow.

21:39 Seriously, school holidays of like 2 weeks of just

21:42 playing four-way co-op out of one of these.

21:44 Like, it was good days.

21:46 That we zoom in.

21:49 Ah, he got me.

21:51 Got you.

21:53 And yo, pow pow pow.

21:55 Gotcha.

21:56 I forget that golden eye is a movie and I haven't actually seen it.

21:59 Oh, up close sniper rifle.

22:02 How brutal.

22:03 I am not hating this.

22:04 This is This is kind of chromulent.

22:08 Pilot wings.

22:09 Now we're going to figure out what a good controller is.

22:12 Uh-oh.

22:12 Oh, okay.

22:13 Yeah, the the cartridge part starts happening.

22:16 I'm going to do it.

22:19 They say you shouldn't, BUT IT USUALLY WORKS.

22:26 THE MUSIC IN THIS GAME IS INCREDIBLE.

22:28 If you check out on YouTube and whatnot where people got playlists of the music,

22:32 the creator of the songs has gone in there and left messages.

22:35 Like, it's it's really wholesome.

22:38 It's really good.

22:38 But the music slaps.

22:39 This is a much lighter controller.

22:41 I'll give it that.

22:42 Oh, you can't beat the rocket belt.

22:44 All righty.

22:44 I'm going to hit these people.

22:47 Okay.

22:48 I mean, I hit the balloon coming in really hot.

22:51 Can I adjust the camera or am I just stuck like this?

22:56 Okay, landing impact.

22:58 Uh, I guess I came in a little bit too high.

23:00 But yeah, let's see the replay.

23:01 Oh, fun thing about these replays.

23:03 It's not a saved video.

23:05 It's recorded all your button presses and it's just playing the game back again.

23:10 Huh?

23:10 How about that?

23:11 Isn't that interesting?

23:13 Stop falling asleep.

23:14 Let's do it with the other one.

23:16 Oh, it froze the game.

23:17 Yep.

23:20 Yeah, it's not even spinning media bad.

23:23 It's just old bad.

23:25 Uh-oh.

23:26 No, we've lost it.

23:27 Hang on.

23:28 Got to resuscitate it.

23:31 Yeah, we're back in it.

23:33 Gosh, I remember getting like really far into a game like without

23:36 any save points and then the dog like bumps the console bricked.

23:40 Yeah, these loading times, they're they're great.

23:41 It's one good thing about cards.

23:43 Got so much confidence now.

23:44 I'm just going hard.

23:46 Going hard.

23:48 Boom.

23:49 Go.

23:49 Max speed.

23:50 Max speed.

23:51 Uh-oh.

23:52 No.

23:52 No.

23:53 No.

23:53 No.

23:53 No.

23:53 No.

23:53 No.

23:54 See, so we got to be gentle.

23:56 Nope.

23:56 Too much.

23:56 Too much.

23:58 OH, COME ON.

23:59 THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

24:00 YEAH.

24:01 MAX POINTS ON THE FUGO CONTROLLER.

24:03 I KNEW THIS was corroulant.

24:05 Hey, there were some games out there

24:06 that really didn't need any amazing controls.

24:09 Uh, like Pokémon Stewartium.

24:13 Notice all the CD consoles just worked.

24:16 I mean, it's all their lasers.

24:17 CK out.

24:18 Hang.

24:18 Resuscitate it one more time.

24:20 Come on.

24:21 Come on.

24:23 I'm gonna blow on it.

24:24 It's gonna work.

24:24 You ready?

24:27 Ready.

24:28 Here we go.

24:32 Okay.

24:33 Sometimes you put it down to the bottom and back it off very slightly.

24:37 That can do it.

24:39 YES.

24:40 AH, I'VE GOT ALL THE TRICKS.

24:42 HUH?

24:42 HEY, don't take my millennial license away from me.

24:45 I'm just going to stick with this cuz

24:46 honestly you don't need a better controller than this.

24:48 I completely finished Pokémon Blue a couple years ago and I

24:52 did it in a really really borky way where I

24:54 literally like only used a Charizard and I used Pokémon Stadium

24:59 with the the Pokémon adapter to play a real cart actually.

25:05 AH, HERE IT IS.

25:06 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOING TO BE the test.

25:08 Can this load up Borklord?

25:10 Probably going to have to restart the stinking thing though.

25:13 This is the best way to play Pokemon Blue game pack.

25:15 None.

25:17 No.

25:18 Nuh-uh.

25:19 Oh no.

25:20 We got so many contact points.

25:21 I got into the controller.

25:26 And then we got this one.

25:29 It adds moisture when you do that.

25:31 Well, moisture adds conductivity.

25:33 Maybe.

25:34 Game Pack none.

25:35 Oh no.

25:37 Got to try the real guy.

25:38 Game pack none.

25:40 They all suck.

25:42 Well, look, if you want to watch me

25:44 complete the entire game with only a Charmander/Carizard,

25:49 you know, you know where to find it.

25:51 I like how this original Pokémon Stadium has

25:54 like better animations than like the newest Pokemon games.

25:57 It is so sad.

25:59 Fire Blast, blow them in with absolute smitherines.

26:03 Do it.

26:04 Cruelty.

26:09 So, in the end, ergonomic nightmare, although amazing vibration in it.

26:14 Um, and then it died.

26:16 And then it just didn't want to work anymore.

26:18 And depending on the game, you walk in circles.

26:21 So, that that's not good then.

26:23 Hm.

26:24 Absolute garbage.

26:26 Terrible.

26:27 The floppiest controller I'd ever use.

26:30 So, I couldn't even keep things in a straight line.

26:33 And oh my goodness.

26:34 I think it's okay.

26:36 I actually think it's okay.

26:39 The joystick actually kind of feels tight.

26:42 The ergonomics are well, I mean, the original wasn't good either, but yeah.

26:46 And it's a shame I couldn't get none of them to work.

26:49 I guess my gamepad thing has stopped working magically in storage,

26:52 which is what these things do.

26:54 That's that's very normal.

26:55 But oh my goodness, is this now my N64 controller?

27:01 My brand new Nug.

27:03 That was so funny.

27:04 That was so much fun.

27:06 Um, I I have so many more for future videos.

27:08 This This is now a new series

27:10 in Dank Pods controllers that should be illegal special.

27:15 Yeah, that one goes on the floor.

27:18 And And that one, that one, that one, too.

27:20 And that's it.

27:21 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

27:22 Shu thanks to these stinky names.

27:24 I hear they're my $10 floaties.

27:25 Thank you so so so much.

27:27 Two bucks 80.

27:28 There's all my extra vids over there.

27:29 There's Frank stuff, there's car stuff, there's snack stuff.

27:32 And yo, my drum streams are like back by the time this video is up.

27:36 I might have done or I'm about to do a stream.

27:39 I don't know.

27:40 It depends how long the edit takes.

27:41 But like it's happening.

27:43 I've got someone on the desk.

27:45 It's for real.

27:46 Z's.

27:46 It's going to be like five times a week.

27:48 It's going to be nuts.

27:49 I'm so super excited.

27:50 So, thank you so much for pointing.

27:51 And you know what, mates?

27:52 I'll uh I'll see you all next time.

27:56 Yeah, Frank, wiggle it off.

27:59 Get out of that smelly old skin.

28:02 Well, look how fresh you look, Frank.