Trying out the New Diablo 4 Expansion! | Esfand Live 04/30/2026

Trying out the New Diablo 4 Expansion! | Esfand Live 04/30/2026

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0:03 Hallelujah.

0:50 Hallelujah.

1:10 face the prime evil meisto meesto and prisisto Yeah.

1:37 Uh, wait.

1:37 Did I already Okay, we're getting started here.

2:00 YouTube chat.

2:00 Hello YouTube.

2:02 Did in fact not bring me any food pre

2:08 Thank you for the 41 months.

2:09 Heavy.

2:36 I just told the AI I don't like the thumbnail.

2:38 make another version.

2:39 Let's see.

2:40 Let's see what it does.

2:56 Down.

3:03 Ice cream party.

3:04 when beating the final boss in Diablo I 4.

3:08 Uh, only if we win the big game in the process of doing that.

3:46 See me.

4:15 Chad, how does this look for the sponsor overlay?

4:25 This slick son of a[ __] Meocles thinks he can add

4:28 a pronoun to the start of my name and steal my identity.

4:31 Does he?

4:32 I want have it.

4:38 Yep.

4:38 They did you like that, dude.

4:40 They did it like that, man.

4:47 Chad, I don't know what you're talking about.

4:48 I think it looks good.

4:55 Wait, that's sick.

4:58 Chat, today we're playing Diablo I for the new expansion.

5:08 Coach Wade Wood asked from the Ram Ranch Times,

5:11 thoughts on playing the new Diablo I expansion available now?

5:15 Type Diablo in chat to learn more.

5:20 Absolutely.

5:20 I think trying out Diablo,

5:21 the new uh expansion uh Lord of Hatred would be a great idea.

5:26 Thank you guys.

5:27 We're here and we are playing Diablo I 4.

5:31 New Diablo I expansion.

5:33 Yes, we're going to try it out.

5:35 Uh people have been enjoying this so far.

5:37 We're going to give it a We're going to give it a world.

5:38 We're going to give it a send.

5:40 So, let us begin.

5:47 But first, ooh, we have the dark portal.

5:53 We have the lord of hatred.

6:02 Let's begin cinema.

6:14 I think they actually

6:15 Roman numerals.

6:16 They never even tried to teach me that in school.

6:29 I think they actually want this uh on the stream for the sponsor.

6:39 The reckoning is here.

6:40 Make your final stand against the lord of hatred

6:42 in a new sprawling campaign set in the ancient region of Scoos.

6:45 Wait a second.

6:46 Hold on, chat.

6:47 Can I do this?

6:49 Wait, you're going to get some free TTS here.

6:50 Ready?

7:01 Twitch's UI is so bad.

7:20 The reckoning.

7:21 Look at this.

7:22 We're going to see what this says.

7:23 The reckoning is here.

7:27 Make your final stand against the Lord of Hatred

7:34 in a new sprawling campaign set in the ancient region of Scobas.

7:50 Okay, let's see how this sounds.

8:01 The reckoning is here.

8:02 Make your final stand against the Lord of Hatred

8:05 in a new sprawling campaign set in the ancient region of Scobos.

8:15 Continue over Endgame.

8:17 Two new classes, the Paladin and the Warlock.

8:20 uh Paladin they did a little bit of early

8:22 access for and then uh yeah face the primeval meto.

8:30 The reckoning is here.

8:32 Make your final stand against the lord of hatred

8:34 in a new sprawling campaign set in the ancient region of Scobos.

8:46 Okay, so I have a paladin here.

8:52 that I've gotten to level 20 so far.

9:02 I could also make a warlock.

9:06 This is the new warlock.

9:07 But man, I think I think I just got to run the paladin, man.

9:10 I I I I really got to run the paladin.

9:12 If you want access seasonal content,

9:13 you need to create a new character for the seasonal realm.

9:15 Eternal realm, not seasonal.

9:16 Oo.

9:20 Okay, time to make a new character.

9:27 Little Tony's like 10 minutes of gameplay.

9:29 It was 15.

9:30 Okay.

9:32 Uh, play style, the juggernaut, the zealot, the judicator, the disciple.

9:38 Wait, what?

9:39 Wait, what did it say?

9:42 Oh, that's a woman.

9:43 Okay.

9:44 Uh, let's see.

9:51 Okay, customize is here.

9:55 Make your final stand against the lord of hatred

9:59 in a new sprawling campaign set in the ancient region of Scoos.

10:08 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

10:22 a second.

10:45 chat for old times sake.

11:22 More speech.

11:32 I'm Deard Kane.

11:35 You're Dard Kane.

11:38 We are all Dard Kane on this blessed day.

11:44 Hey, jackass.

12:07 The hair is pretty good, chat.

12:12 Chat, I think it's the complete and total character immersion.

12:24 He's not balding, by the way.

12:26 This is a natural split.

12:29 Everybody has this.

12:31 Okay.

12:44 Oh[ __] Now that tan, I think the lighting just makes me look more white.

13:49 chat.

13:58 Fisto.

13:59 I wonder if he's related to my favorite robot from Fallout.

14:04 Oh no, not their Fisto.

14:14 Why are you wearing a shirt?

14:17 You think this is a meme?

14:18 We need full character immersion, not this horse poop.

14:22 Chat.

14:37 It's time for complete and total character immersion.

15:00 Ever been in a cave hole?

15:07 A free Home.

15:57 Wait, hold on a second.

15:58 Add color correction.

16:18 I'm fall.

17:04 Holden, hold.

17:14 Chad, get your cinemas ready.

17:21 Transform.

17:22 Hold.

17:23 Edit.

17:26 Hold.

17:28 Prepare your cinemas.

18:01 Guy is solar mogging you.

18:02 Yeah.

18:02 What the freak?

18:03 I used to power claim 365 lbs.

18:05 Hold on.

18:07 I have to I got to activate them.

18:11 Hold on.

18:12 There.

18:12 The muscles are in there somewhere.

18:13 Hold on.

18:13 I got to pull them back out.

18:14 Okay.

18:15 Come on.

18:16 Squeeze.

18:18 Ah, come on.

18:19 Get out of there.

18:20 Okay.

18:21 Ready.

18:24 All right.

18:24 Ready.

18:28 All right.

18:28 Ready.

18:32 Holding.

18:32 Hold.

18:33 Holding.

18:50 home.

18:57 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you complete and total character immersion.

19:22 Am I turning the wrong way?

19:52 Oh, frank.

19:53 All ready.

19:55 Wait.

19:57 Wait.

19:57 Hold on.

19:58 Ready?

20:04 Wait.

20:06 Hold on.

20:07 Why does it keep going the wrong way?

20:08 Hold on.

20:31 Cinema Okay, I'm back.

21:16 Where's my shirt?

21:23 Side by side on on

21:39 now that you're naked, I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

21:43 I call it the Terminator.

21:46 First, I crouched down in the shower in the classic

21:49 naked Terminator traveling through time pose with my eyes closed.

21:54 I crouched there for a minute.

21:56 This Okay.

21:57 All right.

21:58 Ready, chat?

22:00 Okay.

22:00 This is what we're doing.

22:04 Okay.

22:05 So, now do the lower half character creation.

22:08 Hold on.

22:08 Ready?

22:08 Ready.

22:09 Hold on.

22:14 Chad, someone get the clip ready.

22:16 Ready.

22:16 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us today.

22:28 Uh, we are going to do a live

22:30 demonstration of Nvidia's new DLSS 5 using AI technologies.

22:39 Now DLSS is turning on.

23:04 Hold on.

23:04 Wait, did I have it flipped?

23:06 Did I have it flipped?

23:07 I didn't look.

23:09 Wait.

23:09 Hold on.

23:09 Hold on.

23:10 Ready.

23:10 Ready.

23:18 On.

23:19 Hold on.

23:19 I screwed it up.

23:20 I screwed up.

23:20 I screwed it up.

23:21 One second.

23:21 One second.

23:21 One second.

23:22 I I I had him flipped.

23:23 I had him flipped.

23:24 Okay.

23:26 I had him flipped.

23:27 I had him flipped.

23:28 Okay, chat.

23:28 Do it again.

23:28 Do it again.

23:29 Ready?

23:35 Okay.

23:36 Uh, ready?

23:37 Ready.

23:44 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us today

23:47 for our uh demonstration of Nvidia's new DLSS technology.

23:54 Currently, DLSS 5 is off and we are going to be turning it on.

24:09 As you can see, this is a very good

24:12 technology that uh is going to make everything better.

24:15 It's going to look much better.

24:17 Uh we're very, very excited about what this holds for the future thanks to AI.

24:23 Yes, thanks to AI.

24:25 Now, we're going to be turning DLSS off.

24:41 Ew.

24:42 The Di4 character is looking like an Instagram model with the DLSS on.

24:48 Oh, frick.

24:54 Well, you know, it's it's just a demo.

24:56 It's just a demo.

24:57 It'll be fine.

25:38 All right.

25:38 Next.

25:55 Um, let's do seasonal cuz like hardcore is

25:59 um I want to explore We have sacrificed.

26:33 so much.

26:36 Yet the war for sanctuary is far from over.

26:45 It started with Lilith and Inarius, the creators of Sanctuary.

26:50 They each had their own twisted plans.

26:54 Lilith most of all,

26:57 I have not come to save, but to empower.

27:02 Our only hope was a wanderer who'd been fed the demon's blood.

27:11 This bond with Lilith was the key to unraveling her plans.

27:16 Others joined the cause.

27:20 I, Lorath, was among them.

27:22 For better or worse.

27:24 So, this is a this is a recap of uh the last expansion for us.

27:27 Wanted more than to empower humanity.

27:30 She aimed to consume her father, Meisto, the lord of hatred.

27:35 He was being reborn in hell.

27:38 He is still weak, vulnerable.

27:40 Wait, so Meisto is Diablo

27:42 before he could resist.

27:45 She hoped to claim his power for century, but even more for herself.

27:51 Yet Meto had a part left to play.

27:55 Oh, it's Dambo's brother.

27:56 To help the wanderer stop Lilith, a devil's bargain.

27:59 we'd hoped to avoid at all costs.

28:03 We pursued Lis without him as far as we could into the very depths of hell.

28:10 I didn't know if it was like they treated it like uh was it enough?

28:15 Like a like a it was like almost like a title.

28:17 We had no choice.

28:18 Like a Lich King's help.

28:20 Your lives and those of all humanity depend on what you do next.

28:30 Choose wisely.

28:34 The Fistol wanted freedom, but Nell imprisoned him in the soul stone.

28:38 The fist,

28:39 denying Lilith her prize.

28:42 The wanderer struck her down, and with her last breath,

28:46 she warned us of a dire future.

28:49 Without me, you would have no victory.

28:54 I pray she was wrong.

29:03 Nel set out to prove it.

29:05 Determined to bury the lord of hatred for good.

29:09 I can't blame her for going alone, for not wanting to lose anyone else.

29:15 But Meisto's corruption soon took hold.

29:18 Let's go.

29:21 You made a choice.

29:25 It's lucky the wanderer found her and helped her to endure it,

29:29 just as they had endured Lilith, who yet lingered in their own veins.

29:36 Together, they found what Nel had been searching for.

29:40 The tomb of Acarat, final resting place of sanctuary's holy prophet.

29:46 It was a prison Mephistol might never have escaped,

29:50 though he would not go easily.

29:52 I will give you the violence you long for.

30:01 The wanderer defeated his herald, but Methto himself slipped through their grasp

30:07 and into a new vessel, the body of Aarat.

30:13 Now the lord of hatred warped sanctuary as a false prophet.

30:17 Our damnation in the guise of salvation.

30:22 With no time to rest or to grieve.

30:25 Duty demands we rise again.

30:29 to fight for all we have left.

30:46 Blizzard Entertainment presents Get out.

31:38 All those who touch the stone meet the same fate.

31:45 No.

31:45 No.

31:47 I need more time.

31:52 coughing up blood.

31:57 Wait, what?

32:04 I just need more time.

32:08 Time.

32:11 Nothing in those scrolls will save you, Nel.

32:16 But I can.

32:20 I want nothing from you.

32:26 You've seen what awaits.

32:28 You are a part of me.

32:31 But I can make better use of you.

32:34 I have seen what awaits.

32:36 I will stop you.

32:38 I am untouchable.

32:40 Untouchable.

32:42 Untouchable.

32:44 Never felt so good in my life.

32:48 You think you have power here?

32:52 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

32:56 I could do this for an eternity.

32:59 Nel, I don't see that you have a choice, but I'd like you to say yes.

33:13 You're right.

33:15 I am a part of you.

33:18 I was trapped in your mind.

33:21 You dream.

33:24 And when you do, an ocean of twisted horrors floods your mind.

33:31 I saw the sun blotted from the sky.

33:35 And the darker it got, the brighter the rage of man burned.

33:40 The rage of man.

33:41 Hatred would rain.

33:44 I was lost.

33:47 But in that chaos, I found your greatest fear.

33:53 And I will tell everyone.

33:55 Oh, child, what could I possibly fear?

34:01 And the weak were made strong.

34:04 The pack of lambs would feast on their shepherd.

34:07 The prophecy.

34:08 Oh, be careful, little one.

34:10 Then comes a spear of light piercing Hatred's heart,

34:14 raised to the ground by a murdered son.

34:21 Stop.

34:19 I command you.

34:28 What?

34:30 They kill her.

34:33 Did you just mute her?

34:34 So much more.

34:56 Oh, what have you done?

35:01 What have you done?

35:14 Let them come.

35:18 Oh, baby.

35:21 I didn't know it was that time again.

35:25 Let them rise up feeding the flames of unrest.

35:33 Big guy, it will not matter.

35:36 Mirrorland, thank you for the three months.

35:37 Guys, by the way, will you click that link in chat?

35:39 For I am the light and the way.

35:50 Guys, will you do me a favor and click that link in chat for the sponsor?

35:57 Do me a a huge huge huge solid, the biggest solid you can.

36:01 Um, and help me out so the sponsor knows that I'm doing my job.

36:05 Uh, I always say every time I do a sponsor,

36:07 it's like uh I mean, this is just how it works.

36:12 This is the bottom line.

36:14 I I say this all the time.

36:16 Um, a lot of people, a lot of streamers,

36:18 a lot of everybody thinks that the streamer's job is to sell

36:22 a game or sell a product or whatever whenever they're doing a sponsor.

36:26 And that's really not true or the case at all.

36:31 The streamer's job is to like play the game,

36:33 do the thing, give it an honest try and like showcase it.

36:36 And the product's job is to sell itself, right?

36:39 Like if if the game is good, then people are going to watch.

36:41 People are going to people are going to buy the thing if it's good.

36:44 That's really what it comes down to.

36:46 So, um, but my job is to kind of like give

36:48 it a fair shot and to show it off to you guys.

36:51 So, if you guys could please, please, please do me a favor and click that link.

36:55 It just goes to the Diablo I page.

36:57 Um, you don't have to buy it or anything.

36:59 If you want to, great, awesome.

37:01 If not, great.

37:02 Awesome.

37:02 But just clicking that link means that, hey,

37:04 Espan did his job and he's he's showing stuff off for us

37:08 and he's doing what he agreed to whenever uh whenever he did the sponsor.

37:12 So, it means a lot to me.

37:16 Thank you guys.

37:16 And I I'll remind you guys a few times while we're playing it.

37:19 But, uh, it's true.

37:20 Akarat walked these streets.

37:22 Oh, yeah.

37:22 I have WD mode on.

37:24 They added WD recently.

37:26 Recently, wasn't it like a year ago now?

37:30 What do you guys think of the WSD facts?

37:35 I don't know why you're the only one who says that.

37:36 I don't I think people are just scared to to say what it is for whatever reason.

37:41 I don't understand why.

37:43 New age.

37:44 So I I get like crazy clickthrough rate whenever I do sponsors,

37:48 brothers and sisters.

37:49 Like I did I didn't sponsor the last time I asked about one

37:51 of the sponsors I did like how many

37:53 like what like what was my clickthrough rate?

37:56 They said it was 15%.

37:59 So to put that into perspective,

38:00 like if 15% of your like average viewership is clicking a link, um,

38:06 from a sponsored stream,

38:07 that's like about five times more than what

38:13 the average is whenever people do sponsored streams.

38:18 So like three 3% is like the average and like

38:21 up it's like it's like up to 10% is good.

38:24 That's like if you get 10% that's like insanely good.

38:27 But mine's 15.

38:28 Uh, I think for two reasons.

38:30 One, I think I have like a reverse viewbot on my channel.

38:33 I think that's one reason.

38:34 And the other reason is because there's three reasons.

38:37 There's that.

38:38 The other one is uh I I think cuz

38:42 I explain it outright and I just like tell people, "Hey, this is the deal.

38:45 Will you guys please do this?" And my viewers are like, "Okay, Sand is nice.

38:49 I'll do that." So then I have like really really

38:51 good viewers and community that do that whenever I do sponsors.

38:55 Um, and like not everybody has that.

38:58 And then the other thing is, uh,

39:00 a lot of people are viewing, so then they get like no clickthrough.

39:04 Perhaps the Ocarat can bring some light into your heart.

39:09 Perhaps my boot can bring some light into your ass.

39:12 Booger off, will you?

39:14 Yeah, I think that's what it comes down to.

39:15 I was hoping to find you here, friend.

39:18 Knew you'd be on Ararat's trail.

39:23 What a clip.

39:24 a Mitsubishi eclipse.

39:27 Let's talk to Laurath.

39:28 Yeah.

39:29 Anyway, thank you guys for clicking that link.

39:30 Too damn far.

39:32 I was chasing leads, looking for Yeah, YouTube kick everybody.

39:35 Thank you guys.

39:36 Anything to contain the fisto in the end, it wasn't enough.

39:41 I just wanted us to have another way

39:44 forward in case things didn't go as planned.

39:47 They didn't.

39:48 We could have used you and Nanto.

39:51 I know how it turned out.

39:53 The soul stone.

39:54 Meisto taking on the guise of Ararat.

39:57 Nel told you.

39:59 In a way, yes.

40:01 That's why I've been looking for you.

40:05 She sent me a letter.

40:07 There was one for you, too.

40:09 Here.

40:11 Your hand is trembling.

40:13 Just read the letter.

40:16 Hello, my friend.

40:18 I wondered what I would write to you.

40:20 I did add a flow wash never came.

40:23 I thought about sharing my research, the things I had discovered.

40:32 But a pigeon can only carry so many words.

40:36 And what I want to say most is this.

40:41 Thank you for believing in me.

40:45 Even I didn't believe in myself.

40:50 Thank you.

40:50 Why did she send this?

40:52 Where is she?

40:53 Where is she?

40:54 No, we should find a place to skip.

40:59 Just tell me what is happening.

41:01 It's better if I show you.

41:04 Come with me.

41:12 Oh, you know what?

41:13 I think I have to put an HTTP in Twitch chat

41:15 for it to in uh YouTube chat for it to click.

41:28 Yeah, Stars lost in Minnesota.

41:30 I saw Yeah, I did.

41:39 The expansion is genuinely good.

41:40 I feel like uh yeah, sponsor aside,

41:42 it seems like it seems like Diablo kind of turned it around.

41:45 Um at least like the the general sentiment around Diablo was like kind of rough

41:50 around the around the time it came out and it seems like it's gotten better.

41:56 I think people people were like upset

41:58 around the first expansion time and then over

42:00 the course of the last like few expansions

42:01 and also I think a lot of the development

42:03 they've had with like Diablo II remaster

42:05 and everything has been has has really like

42:08 people have been happy with the Diablo team

42:11 like them going back and adding like Warlock.

42:13 I mean Diablo I the Diablo II remaster is like uh or what what is it?

42:18 Is it Diablo 2 Reforge is what they call it?

42:19 Right.

42:23 So both Diablo I 4 and Diablo II have gotten a lot better.

42:27 It's almost like they're doing like classic plus for Diablo right now.

42:29 An old Kajistani archive resurrected.

42:31 That's right.

42:32 A Warcraft a lead a way to stop meto break the cycle.

42:40 That's how she put it in her letter.

42:42 I came here as fast as I could.

42:44 I thought I'd find her huddled over scrolls, but she's dead.

42:49 Dead.

42:52 Well, what happened?

42:55 He got her.

42:56 He took her from us.

42:59 I've said my goodbyes.

43:02 Killed her now.

43:04 Gone.

43:10 Time to say our goodbyes, chat.

43:13 Time to say our goodbyes.

43:16 I'm sorry.

43:19 I thought you were free from his grasp.

43:21 If I had known you weren't, I Damn it.

43:26 I will make Meisto pay for this.

43:29 I will make that bastard pay.

43:35 We both will, my friends.

43:37 We both will.

43:38 When I found her here, she looked at peace.

43:43 Who's peace?

43:43 She didn't fear him in those last moments.

43:46 And neither should we.

43:49 You want to make me misto pay?

43:51 Then we need to know what Nel discovered.

43:54 It

43:55 looks like there was like a funny I tried searching for clues earlier, but

44:00 I couldn't focus.

44:03 We'll do it together.

44:05 Are worsening.

44:06 This feeling like my insides are being pulled apart.

44:12 I thought I had rid myself of his presence.

44:16 But maybe he was always lurking here, waiting.

44:20 Maybe this is all a cruel game to him.

44:23 The spear of light piercing hatred's heart.

44:28 She figured out Rasma's prophecy is more than just rubbish.

44:34 This is what Nel was researching.

44:39 Soto is bound for the Sco isles.

44:41 And Nel believes a weapon lies there that can stop him.

44:45 one forged by Lilith.

44:47 It might That's the spear of light.

44:49 Skolos is where Lilith is not actually mankind

44:53 could be where she created this weapon too.

44:57 Nel also wrote something about an oracle.

45:00 The hymn that can open the way.

45:04 Oracles, prophecies, riddles, all the things I try to avoid, but I can't.

45:11 Misto came here for her.

45:14 And he tried to burn away any trace of what she'd found.

45:18 That means she was on to something.

45:20 That means she died for a reason.

45:24 And that means it falls to us to finish what she started.

45:28 That is how we honor her.

45:31 Gather your supplies and meet me

45:32 in backwater somewhere far from his prying eyes.

45:36 I'll book passage to the aisles.

45:39 Stop skipping, Laura?

45:40 I wasn't skipping.

45:41 I have a I have a pornographic memory.

45:43 I can just see it and then immediately just

45:45 digest what the what the book looks like naked.

45:55 Direct damage including the all damage dealt to enemies.

45:57 Is that is that not from damage overtime effects?

46:09 A savior should go with the sea.

46:11 Damn it.

46:12 He deserves better.

46:14 He deserves peace in death, mate.

46:18 Let the fires give it to him.

46:21 You're damned drowned.

46:26 I have a decent enough selection, provided you don't mind secondhand.

46:30 Hey,

46:34 I'm buying used.

46:35 Actually, wait.

46:36 I'm buying a used car probably.

46:37 The light is needed in the darkest of places.

46:41 Yet sometimes the light must call on darkness in turn.

46:48 The light is needed in the darkest of places.

46:51 Yet sometime it's done.

46:56 Nel is at rest.

47:06 H.

47:06 What should I pick for my first ability?

47:22 Brandish.

47:25 Brandish.

47:25 Yeah, I picked Brandish.

47:26 It looks good.

47:29 We will avenge her.

47:31 I that we will.

47:33 I just wish I had.

47:36 Damn it.

47:36 Would you shut up?

47:38 Sorry.

47:39 It's It's our old friend, the tree of whispers.

47:42 Ever since I stepped foot in the swamp, I can hear the voices.

47:46 We know what we're up against.

47:48 They can feel it.

47:49 A change in the bones of the world.

47:52 A storm on the horizon.

47:53 And they're reing in it.

47:54 They can kiss my ass.

47:56 We have a prime evil tone, and we need to be prepared.

48:00 Yeah, I made this talisman to help Nel.

48:05 I hope it did in some way, but it's yours now for whatever awaits us.

48:14 I secured a place on the ship.

48:16 You received a talisman, a heredric, a relic of ancient power.

48:19 Equip seals and charms to awaken the strength of them.

48:23 Ooh.

48:25 Heredric seals uh unlock charm slots within the talisman.

48:28 Each seal carries unique power waiting to be unleashed.

48:31 Heredric charms hold power drawn from the herdum.

48:34 Equip them to gain strength and refine your build.

48:39 Some charms belong to herdri sets.

48:41 Collect a full set to unlock their true power.

48:48 No one gives a damn about you here, but at least they're honest about it.

48:52 Anywhere else and they lie with a smile.

48:55 Hate has poisoned this world and only Akarat can save us from it.

49:01 Follow.

49:02 But beware those who sully Akarat's name.

49:05 They walk these very docks.

49:08 Aren't they, old man?

49:12 Me?

49:13 Yes.

49:13 Why'd you beat me down?

49:14 Do you truly seek Ararat's favor or are you driven by darker impulses?

49:20 No dark impulses in this heart, my friend.

49:23 I only yellow.

49:24 I assumed that was like some kind of aura buff.

49:26 Or maybe it's like a maybe it's like a color blind mode thing.

49:30 I probably have like some color blind thing enabled.

49:32 Don't worry about the preacher.

49:33 He's just another fool.

49:36 What troubles me is this talk of an eclipse.

49:39 The fisto's planning a spectacle of some kind,

49:41 and I'd wager it'll be much darker than any of these people expect.

49:46 No use talking them out at gods, though.

49:49 They adore Akarat.

49:51 And the scariest part is it's no spell.

49:55 Meisto won them over with real miracles.

49:59 He's playing the part of benevolent prophet and playing it very damn well.

50:05 Once we get to Scoos, we'll need to act fast.

50:08 Come on, let's get aboard.

50:14 Uh, I like the character highlight actually.

50:18 I'm like color blind, so sometimes like things just get like hard to track

50:24 for me whenever there's like moving animations and stuff.

50:51 Never thought I'd go back to Scoville.

50:54 At least I didn't make too many enemies there.

50:59 Did they rework the paladin abilities

51:02 from uh the early access paladin they added?

51:05 Oh, you wonder why I'm glowing.

51:07 I happen to be a paladin.

51:09 I've got blessing of protection, baby.

51:11 Let's do it raw.

51:15 Huh?

51:14 You get the freak away from me, jackass.

51:17 Classic illegal Danish.

51:19 Not this time.

51:19 No.

51:21 Believe it or not, I'm rather close to the Amazon queen of Skogos.

51:25 Her name is Adriana.

51:28 How close?

51:31 As close as a can get to anyone.

51:35 We haven't seen each other in years.

51:37 She'll remember me.

51:39 Just hope she remembers the good things.

51:43 We'll need her help to track down this weapon made by Lilith.

51:46 But time is short.

51:48 The fisto is days ahead of us.

51:50 He'll have a foothold on the aisles.

51:52 And if all else fails, I brought something for that, too.

51:55 The sightless eye.

51:57 It once belonged to the Oracle of Scovals,

51:59 and Nell thought she might be able to help us.

52:02 Not sure why or how, but

52:05 there you are.

52:06 The old man with not a dark impulse

52:09 in his heart and the stranger with something unspeakable in theirs.

52:14 This fool again.

52:15 Mind giving us some privacy?

52:18 Nothing is hidden from his eyes and ears.

52:21 Even this vast sea is so small compared to him.

52:26 And we are even smaller.

52:28 Just little people in little boats swept up in the tide.

52:33 And my master, he is the time.

52:36 All right, man.

52:37 We get it.

52:38 Oh, frick.

52:51 We need to find him before he sings the ship.

52:54 All right, dude.

53:00 Help, please.

53:01 Wait, the Naga came here from WoW.

53:14 The sea is angry.

53:16 We took a wrong turn at the mastrom.

53:21 No, just scared out of my wits.

53:23 I knew we should have bought the cat aboard for good luck.

53:26 No one would listen to me.

53:29 You can bring the cat next time.

53:31 Stay here while we clear the way.

53:41 Weapon rack.

53:42 Hold up.

53:44 Crimson double axe.

53:52 Yeah.

53:54 Big horn coming in.

53:58 We can't reach the armament.

54:00 Yeah, we're driving a big wheel.

54:02 That's what I'm talking about.

54:25 It's not just the scalies.

54:27 There's something moving under the boards.

54:29 Scalies.

54:30 Stay together.

54:32 Uh how about holy uh hold on.

54:35 Let's go with uh advance forward with the weapon.

54:39 Throw throw holy hammer.

54:42 We're just going to go with the melee for now.

54:44 Like the weapon stuff for now.

54:46 So I just picked up advance.

54:54 Yeah.

55:19 You're good.

55:20 Now take a breath and I'll be damned.

55:25 Oh, just kidding.

55:25 No breath.

55:36 So Brand is just like a little bit of like it's like a little bit of this clean.

55:48 Hold your ground here while we check the rest of the deck.

55:56 Powerful claymore magic two-handed sword.

56:00 So, you lose a little bit of damage.

56:02 You attack faster.

56:09 Yeah, that's a paladin sword right there.

56:12 God, protect me.

56:18 Oh, I have another talent.

56:20 Uh, holy bolt.

56:24 Yeah, look at that judgment.

56:26 Look at that judgment hammer.

56:33 Hammer of justice.

56:38 So cold.

56:43 Hammer of justice.

56:48 No dying bread.

56:55 Okay.

56:57 No, no, no.

57:08 Oh, no.

57:14 Nice.

57:13 Okay.

57:13 So, if I'm right, you can constantly kind

57:20 of respspec and see exactly what you want to use.

57:27 Bless shield.

57:28 Bless hammer.

57:29 Bless hammer.

57:30 The spirals out.

57:38 Hurlio shield with holy energy requires a shield obviously.

57:43 Strike enemy with blinding speed.

57:48 Divine lance.

57:49 Impale enemies with a heavenly lance.

57:51 I think we go blessed hammer.

57:58 Make this the same as my judgment.

58:10 __] me with a broomstick.

58:12 I thought you were those fiends from the deep.

58:15 Got some gloves.

58:18 We need gloves.

58:19 Gloves are nice.

58:21 Over here.

58:22 The way up top looks clear.

58:23 But oh my gosh, a giant enemy crab.

58:44 Go on.

59:06 Powerful striders hand wraps.

59:08 Okay, that creature made a mess of things.

59:11 You'll have to climb your way up.

59:13 Nice damage.

59:13 Thank you.

59:14 Slow you down.

59:15 Go.

59:16 I'll help the crew keep the ship afloat.

59:18 Otherwise, it won't matter if we find that bastard.

59:35 Up and down and up and down and jump.

59:58 I give my blood willingly, meto.

1:00:02 I open my soul to your hate.

1:00:13 Misto, you know who Akarat really is.

1:00:16 Aren't we both so fortunate?

1:00:18 Where he goes, the whole world bends around him.

1:00:22 He spoke of you.

1:00:24 Oh, he admires you and hates you.

1:00:27 I wish that he Hello.

1:00:33 Quick, he just took over his body.

1:00:36 I'm glad I could see you one last time, though.

1:00:42 It is a shame.

1:00:44 You will not witness the things.

1:00:49 Well, you just ripped this.

1:00:54 What the freak?

1:00:59 Um Oh, I can keep spamming this.

1:01:38 Heat.

1:01:38 Heat.

1:02:14 Hat.

1:02:45 Okay, I'm being kind of stupid now.

1:02:56 Freddy.

1:03:16 So, so I do the holy bolts.

1:03:18 I do the holy bolts as like a it builds

1:03:20 my faith and then these use faith, but so does zeal.

1:03:24 So having zeal and blessed hammer is like kind of not good.

1:03:27 It feels like everyone below deck, come up.

1:03:31 It's safe because I guess these are all builders.

1:03:41 So, brandish is going to be better cuz that generates faith.

1:03:47 This generates let's see bullet in that play is judgment.

1:03:51 Judgment marks en dealing 80% damage after it expires.

1:03:54 Ooh.

1:03:56 Okay.

1:03:56 And then here we have fanaticism aura.

1:04:06 Spending faith emanates power from you granting your allies attack speed.

1:04:09 Okay, cool.

1:04:10 Holy light.

1:04:11 Uh, deal damage.

1:04:15 Defiance.

1:04:16 Reinforce your allies.

1:04:17 It gives you armor.

1:04:20 Uh, fanaticism.

1:04:23 I think fanaticism sounds cool.

1:04:38 Not all of his followers are sheep.

1:04:41 He's using these hands of Akura to do

1:04:43 his dirty work while he keeps up his malevolent image.

1:04:47 He knows we're after him.

1:04:48 Then we'll need to move fast.

1:04:51 Let's get the crew together and patch up the ship.

1:04:54 It won't be long before we reach the aisles.

1:04:59 Lando.

1:05:04 Land ho.

1:05:09 Oh, my phone has died.

1:05:32 down.

1:05:57 Pingle Though dead, the creature's flesh pulses with unholy Once

1:06:28 a vertical overtakes you to stare at the tattered flesh.

1:06:32 Okay, so let's see.

1:06:37 Crown of the twin seas.

1:06:43 Victims of the mer folk and other creatures that storm the ship.

1:06:46 Damn.

1:06:48 Wretched monstrosity.

1:06:50 What have these mainlanders brought to our aisles?

1:06:53 For weird mainlanders.

1:06:55 Kind of weird dudes.

1:07:04 Maybe this needs to be like faith increases turns five additional faith.

1:07:08 Oh, seven faith.

1:07:17 Now, here's the question.

1:07:18 Does Brandish generate faith per target hit?

1:07:38 All right, let's see.

1:07:39 So, this is this is a whole new area.

1:07:41 Is that right?

1:07:42 I I don't recognize this at all from the last time I played Diablo.

1:07:45 I have no time to waste.

1:07:47 I think one of my favorite things about these ARPGs is is like

1:07:51 coming up with the different builds and the abilities.

1:07:53 I think that's how a lot of people feel about AirPods.

1:07:56 Like the lore and the story and stuff can be cool.

1:07:59 Um, don't me wrong, but I think I do think there's a lot

1:08:02 of people that just like they just like pressing cool buttons, you know?

1:08:08 Yeah, all this is is brand new.

1:08:10 It looks like a new expansion.

1:08:11 Pilgrims, make your way to the plaza where

1:08:14 Queen Adreiona will welcome Akarat with open arms.

1:08:24 Um, is there like a map?

1:08:27 How do There we go.

1:08:33 Queen Adreiona has welcomed us.

1:08:35 That gives me heart.

1:08:37 There is much good we can do here.

1:08:42 This Acarat, he appears and we're just supposed to blindly follow him.

1:08:49 Right here.

1:08:49 Okay.

1:08:49 Nice.

1:08:51 Damn it.

1:08:59 What is Meto doing here?

1:09:01 City's still standing.

1:09:03 He needs Tamus and its people.

1:09:05 At least for now.

1:09:07 He'll try to win over Queen Adriiona first.

1:09:10 He can't get his way unless she's on his side or silenced.

1:09:16 I need to find her.

1:09:17 Warner, I helped to defend Soos once before.

1:09:21 With any luck, she'll listen to me.

1:09:24 Keep an eye out for the hands.

1:09:26 They seem to know what Mefisto is planning.

1:09:29 See if you can find out.

1:09:32 So, I I want to I want to explain like

1:09:34 for me like right now like I'm not necessarily trying to build.

1:09:38 I'm just trying to see what the things do.

1:09:40 Um, especially like early game if I have like two builders,

1:09:45 I think it's fine just to like learn what the things do and get used to them.

1:09:52 I like Brandish cuz it was like more melee and holy bolt is more ranged.

1:09:56 But, you know, I'll obviously we'll move on from there pretty quickly.

1:10:01 Okay.

1:10:02 Between heaven and hell, find the entrance to the teis prominade.

1:10:07 Ew, don't puke.

1:10:09 Oh, we leveled again.

1:10:10 Look at him.

1:10:11 The farmers down the road have sturdier sea legs.

1:10:15 A mainlander never set foot on a ship,

1:10:18 but think they can sail to the arand of the Twin Sea.

1:10:24 Misty Sandals.

1:10:24 At least the last one dragged his sick right by my doorway.

1:10:35 Let's do two auras.

1:10:42 Quit your grousing, girls.

1:10:44 Today, our spear serve Teis and her people.

1:10:48 Have an angel.

1:10:50 No, no, no.

1:10:50 Acarat preaches generosity.

1:10:54 But here, we've trade gold for service, not garbage.

1:10:59 Their seasickness all over the city, trailing diseased rats.

1:11:06 Rats.

1:11:07 Orodin.

1:11:20 And what would Akarat say?

1:11:23 He'd say sorry.

1:11:26 Sorry for what, dear?

1:11:28 Sorry for what?

1:11:29 Sorry for calling your dad uglier than a squid.

1:11:35 It's all right.

1:11:47 The robes fit you well.

1:11:50 How does it feel like?

1:11:56 So, welcome, sister.

1:11:59 So, you admit you worship demons?

1:12:03 No, we respect demons.

1:12:05 Same as angels, but they're not.

1:12:08 I could send out a unit, shore up our defenses.

1:12:12 The oracle was clear.

1:12:13 A dark age comes for Sco.

1:12:16 This thing cannot be fought with steel alone.

1:12:21 Wait, I'm eavesdropping.

1:12:23 Be prayed away.

1:12:24 Is it really wise to entertain this?

1:12:27 You did well profit.

1:12:29 But it was sick.

1:12:30 I'd be a fool to make a martyr of him with all his sophants in our city.

1:12:37 And and what?

1:12:39 And a small part of you wants to believe him.

1:12:44 What's that line?

1:12:46 Rare is the sunlight that dares to dance the lake bed.

1:12:50 You see through me.

1:12:52 Oh, Thara, between the famines and the wars, madness swallows sanctuary.

1:12:59 What if this madman is our answer?

1:13:02 Let's see him for ourselves.

1:13:04 Then, though, we'll be without the oracle.

1:13:08 I just got word she won't be attending.

1:13:12 Seen three oracles come and go, and only this one has dared to sherk

1:13:17 her duty to our people this many times over.

1:13:23 Damn.

1:13:24 Meto has the queen's ear, and they've yet to even meet.

1:13:29 Lorath should have come this way.

1:13:39 The eclipse is coming.

1:13:41 Hope pity the unsaved for they alone will suffer.

1:13:47 Wait.

1:13:46 One of Mephisto's servants.

1:13:48 I need to find him.

1:13:55 Meist my balls.

1:14:00 Mark Akaratwarts.

1:14:02 Better days are on the horizon.

1:14:04 Look.

1:14:08 Hello.

1:14:16 Damn you.

1:14:23 Give me back my daughter.

1:14:25 The child has made her choice.

1:14:37 In the sewers.

1:14:38 Uh-oh.

1:14:38 Chat, we're going to the sewers.

1:15:04 fighting action.

1:15:05 Action is coming right here.

1:15:08 Nope.

1:15:10 Oh, 21 gold.

1:15:11 Nice.

1:15:12 I found some gold in the sewers.

1:15:13 It's just like uh just like Wow.

1:15:19 Let me just check the fountain here for some gold.

1:15:22 Oh, let me check the Thunderbluff pools.

1:15:25 Oh, I found a blue helmet.

1:15:28 A chain mace.

1:15:28 Wait, what the heck?

1:16:32 H up to lucky hit up to 15% sure one plus primary resource.

1:16:41 Seems pretty good, right?

1:16:43 That's pretty good.

1:17:18 armor.

1:17:19 More toughness than life.

1:17:21 Cool.

1:17:22 Harvesting Drifter's pants.

1:17:24 Okay, we got a lot of gear.

1:17:26 I don't know.

1:17:33 Oh.

1:17:34 Uh, where should I put this?

1:17:35 Where do you guys like this camera better?

1:17:36 Right here, maybe.

1:17:59 Okay.

1:18:27 Okay, so I have both my auras up at the same time.

1:18:32 Man, I just wish I could move while throwing those out.

1:18:36 Okay, so I have spending faith emanates power granting you and your allies

1:18:40 5% attack speed and 2% crit for 3 seconds up to maximum of four.

1:18:45 Holy light aura.

1:18:46 You and your allies emanate light dealing two

1:18:48 damage for two seconds to three random nearby enemies.

1:18:51 Attack speed further increases damage.

1:18:52 Okay, so the stack um unleash two beer beer two pure bolts

1:18:58 of light dealing whole damage close to chaining up to four additional enemies.

1:19:01 Wait, so this is the Okay, so the Orian is like kind of crazy.

1:19:07 Wait, so what's what's better, you guys think?

1:19:08 Orian.

1:19:10 Um, okay, I think I got my answer.

1:19:24 Warlock expansion playing Paladin.

1:19:26 Hey, that's what you got to do.

1:19:29 You got to freaking fight the freaking evil, man.

1:19:31 That's what you got to do.

1:19:36 Uh oh, I like is probably my favorite.

1:19:40 Either or neighborhood.

1:19:45 Oh, the stream by the way, dude.

1:19:52 Balls.

1:19:52 Can one of the mods change my section on kick, please?

1:20:22 Just letting it rip, dude.

1:20:28 But I feel kind of cumbersome, you know.

1:20:51 Wait, Lamalar gloves.

1:20:53 Are those the spell power PVP gloves on?

1:20:57 I uh three strength, four life, one life regen requires level seven lord

1:21:06 of hatred item unlocks new look on salvage.

1:21:09 Okay.

1:21:19 You're so good at this game.

1:21:20 Thank you.

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1:21:27 Hey, by the way, chat again,

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1:22:54 What's in chat for Tony's grandson with the halal spice?

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1:23:01 Thank you.

1:23:08 Time, guys.

1:23:45 Okay, so we're going this hammered in Oroiden build.

1:23:48 I guess actually is more of what we are.

1:23:50 Oh, talent point.

1:23:51 I leveled.

1:23:52 Okay, so I'll get all of them.

1:23:56 Defiance, holy light, and fanaticism.

1:24:00 So, I have all of the auras, and I'm just going to spam the freaking hammers.

1:24:06 I think that's the strat right now for me anyway.

1:24:12 And then we'll as as we keep kind of learning and building more stuff.

1:24:27 Can't really see that that is an OP back in Diablo 2.

1:24:35 Really?

1:24:38 Oh, a shield.

1:24:40 The blue shield.

1:24:42 Okay, if we get if we get a good weapon, maybe we'll go uh sword and shield.

1:24:46 We need a short sword.

1:24:56 Wait, maybe that's the strat right now.

1:24:58 Hold on.

1:25:02 Okay, we're use the onehander.

1:25:14 Okay, I got the auras.

1:25:29 Okay, or wait.

1:25:32 Our is Wait, this gun broke.

1:25:34 I'm taking no damage cuz I have my defiance now.

1:25:48 I'm just slinging it, dude.

1:26:00 They're getting those rats are getting tornadoes.

1:26:03 Wait, that was sick.

1:26:14 Look at this.

1:26:15 I'm like a walking consecrate.

1:26:16 Look at this.

1:26:19 What rings you got?

1:26:22 These guys should get fried, dude.

1:26:23 The freaking demons.

1:26:24 The rats in the tornado.

1:26:26 Yeah, that was great.

1:26:27 Oh, hold up.

1:26:32 We I'm going to put the helmet on.

1:26:36 And I have a legendary axe to use.

1:26:49 Well, I'm doing big damn now.

1:27:04 Yeah, we're doing big damn.

1:27:07 Okay, so the next level has opened.

1:27:10 Okay, I think I'm going to stop using Brandish like

1:27:14 we were talking about and the next level has opened.

1:27:25 Casting bless hammer reduce the cost of two seconds to five times.

1:27:30 Stack them.

1:27:32 Oh, let's see what ability.

1:27:35 Shield charge.

1:27:36 Aegis falling star.

1:27:38 Soar into the air with angelic wings and dive onto the battlefield.

1:27:44 Rally for generating gain 15% movement speed for six seconds.

1:27:47 Oh, rally is kind of cool, too.

1:27:50 Oh, let's get that.

1:27:58 Damn.

1:27:59 Okay, that was sick.

1:28:10 That was cool.

1:28:23 Okay, let's see.

1:28:24 Is there anything else to discover here?

1:28:25 Nope.

1:28:26 Up we go.

1:28:27 Can I?

1:28:29 Nope.

1:28:32 Crusader strike.

1:28:33 Yeah.

1:28:59 Look at that.

1:28:59 I'm spinning.

1:29:02 Huge.

1:29:12 He was baiting me.

1:29:14 What's Misesto's game?

1:29:18 Oh, what the heck?

1:29:19 I got threatened with a good time.

1:29:21 Oh my gosh, that's cool, dude.

1:29:24 That was cool.

1:29:25 You can go to different levels with the with the uh falling star.

1:29:30 That was cool.

1:29:42 I kill everybody here.

1:29:51 Sick.

1:29:58 Uh, does not reduce the cool down at all.

1:30:19 Let's go.

1:30:20 And I don't need to generate more faith.

1:30:28 Let's do reduces cost by 5% of the increases damage.

1:30:33 More damage.

1:30:35 That's what we need.

1:30:44 Does he do more damage from higher ground?

1:30:46 I don't think so.

1:30:50 Damn.

1:31:10 Sarcophagus.

1:31:17 Okay.

1:31:16 Nice.

1:31:17 Oh my.

1:31:23 Level nine.

1:31:28 Dude, the cavalry is here.

1:31:30 Cavalry treads.

1:31:32 Dude, I'm getting freaking rares all over the place.

1:31:35 Oh, movement speed.

1:31:36 Thank you.

1:31:40 Another level.

1:31:50 Okay, so there's so many different ways we can go here.

1:32:08 Uh, there's a lot of different ways we can go here, man.

1:32:12 Bludgeon.

1:32:14 Hold on.

1:32:16 Is that a one-hander?

1:32:20 It is.

1:32:20 So, if I wanted to go onehanded shield, I mean,

1:32:22 I think I should use this rare instead of the magic.

1:32:44 Wait, this has more weapon damage.

1:32:53 62 weapon damage, 203 toughness.

1:33:00 It says 60, but 206 doesn't I don't know how to read Diablo

1:33:06 stats is in Falling Star rehash and falling sword from Delta 3 Crusader.

1:33:14 I think if there's anything we've learned about like life,

1:33:17 just gaming in general, it's like people just want what they know.

1:33:23 You know what I mean?

1:33:24 If something reminds them of something from the past that they really liked,

1:33:27 then they're they're going to want that again.

1:33:35 You know what I mean?

1:33:38 You can only get one.

1:34:28 Dude, I'm just like running around healing myself.

1:34:30 This is kind of crazy.

1:34:33 Oh, a buckler.

1:34:40 Oh, what?

1:34:41 I thought it was an orange buckler cuz it Okay.

1:34:43 I don't know why I thought it it looked orange to me.

1:34:54 Yeah, welcome to stream Martinez.

1:34:57 Yeah, it's an ARPG.

1:34:58 It's not really like a turnbased like Balders's Gate,

1:35:00 even though it's like isometric looking.

1:35:13 Yeah, this is Diablo 4.

1:35:14 I mean, Blizzard is uh Blizzard Blizzard has

1:35:17 made Diablo for when was the first Diablo game?

1:35:19 Like 1997 or '98?

1:35:22 I don't something like that.

1:35:40 Yeah, Diablo 4 came out a few years ago.

1:35:43 Uh, and the new expansion just came out

1:35:46 and they added like a Paladin and a Warlock.

1:35:49 So, Paladin they had like if you if you had an early access,

1:35:51 so Paladin's been around for a minute technically, but they kind of reworked it.

1:35:55 So, I actually did another video looking at the WoW pallet or sorry,

1:35:59 the Diablo Paladin uh right whenever it came out.

1:36:02 I was like, "Okay, sick.

1:36:03 Here we go.

1:36:03 But I didn't realize that they had done like a rework of it

1:36:07 cuz it's they changed like the talent trees and stuff a little bit DPS.

1:36:22 I don't know.

1:36:22 I I'm I'm not an expert.

1:36:24 I just I like paladin stuff, you know.

1:36:30 Okay, watch this.

1:36:31 Watch this.

1:36:32 You ready?

1:36:33 So, look at what I just realized.

1:36:34 You can go this this ability falling star.

1:36:36 You can do it from different levels.

1:36:39 Sick.

1:36:43 You drop it with all your auras.

1:36:45 That That's That's pretty freaking cool, dude.

1:36:47 That is That is cool.

1:36:53 Now, I wonder.

1:36:59 Oh, I skipped I skipped all whatever is here.

1:37:10 And what if it goes out all the Wait, should I go back?

1:37:12 Maybe I should go back.

1:37:13 What if I skipped a lot?

1:37:21 I didn't skip that much.

1:37:22 Oh, wait.

1:37:23 Maybe I did.

1:37:28 He's spinning hammers.

1:37:46 Dude, I already found the cheat codes.

1:37:47 Look, I'm just uh listen,

1:37:49 I'm not just uh The Persians are great negotiators, okay?

1:37:52 It's as simple as that, you know?

1:37:53 Nothing crazy.

1:37:54 The Persians are great negotiators.

1:37:55 Thank you, Mr.

1:37:56 President.

1:37:56 I appreciate that.

1:37:58 Wait, what the heck?

1:37:59 Wait, it didn't work this time.

1:38:01 Maybe I went too far.

1:38:10 Back when we made glass for an expansion then

1:38:11 decided to release it early in a shadow drop,

1:38:13 you have to make two versions at the same time.

1:38:17 Yeah.

1:38:17 To nobody's surprise, Zeni.

1:38:19 Yeah, it's true.

1:38:21 You feel our lord so near.

1:38:24 I do.

1:38:27 I do.

1:38:33 If Memphis sent you to bait me, he sent you to die.

1:38:36 No.

1:38:36 No.

1:38:37 He sent us to ascend.

1:38:40 He's watching right now from the plaza above.

1:38:43 His hate moves us, speaks through us.

1:38:49 He will open us.

1:38:52 He will make us new.

1:38:55 Chad tab one of you getting opened.

1:39:03 I'm get Hey, I know what's happen.

1:39:05 I'm getting ready for this.

1:39:09 Wait, did I do this too early?

1:39:10 Freick, I'm out of mana.

1:39:34 Stop.

1:39:54 Spinning hammers.

1:40:01 Oh my gosh.

1:40:02 Just got cranked.

1:40:10 There's not much time left now.

1:40:14 Nice.

1:40:22 Sick flame palion ice.

1:40:24 Thank you.

1:40:30 All right.

1:40:35 Um h man I don't understand how Diablo stats work very

1:40:40 much as a as as a builder cuz that's what I am.

1:40:45 I like to build things in games and I don't do a very good job.

1:40:48 Like it's not super intuitive.

1:40:52 Part of me feels like they try to make it to where it's

1:40:54 just like bigger number better cuz like when I look at these two things,

1:41:02 do I just go for more item power or damage per second?

1:41:08 I mean, losing 18th strength feels like a lot cuz your weapon

1:41:16 like I wish it showed like a total of your stats.

1:41:19 You know what I mean?

1:41:20 Like I'm not seeing like a total damage.

1:41:28 I can see base damage.

1:41:52 Oh, it shows total damage on the skill icon.

1:41:54 Oh, throw a holy hammer dealing 73 damage with this 60.

1:42:01 Oh, okay.

1:42:08 61.

1:42:09 Okay.

1:42:09 Okay.

1:42:09 We're learning.

1:42:10 We're learning.

1:42:19 Okay, this is a big dam right now.

1:42:23 A big old hammer in honor of the hammer.

1:42:33 Um Oh, I got to do my map.

1:42:39 I got to look at my map like this.

1:42:40 Like a Wow map.

1:42:42 I can't see it super well.

1:42:45 I know a lot a lot of ARPG guys like like put in the middle on this day.

1:43:10 The understand pilgrim comes to our shores.

1:43:16 Let him wash in the waters so that he might prove himself worthy of the sand.

1:43:30 Many of you walked with me to the fires of the mainland.

1:43:36 Now your faith will be rewarded.

1:43:44 The pulls of creation.

1:43:47 The path to a better future is near.

1:43:54 And by the grace of Queen Adriiona, we will reach it.

1:44:07 Adriiana.

1:44:11 And then Laurath, now of all times,

1:44:17 it seems a new pilgrim has joined us.

1:44:22 Listen, he's a demon.

1:44:23 The mainland burns because of him.

1:44:26 Lies.

1:44:29 You're in danger.

1:44:31 Best game.

1:44:31 Why do I stand off?

1:44:33 The people say he's a saint.

1:44:35 What proof do you have?

1:44:38 You have my word as a horri as someone you once called friend.

1:44:50 That will be enough.

1:44:58 Afraid I'll spoil your show.

1:45:00 Not at all.

1:45:04 I barely knew you existed until today.

1:45:11 But now you've stepped onto my He's a new viewer.

1:45:16 And you thought there would be no consequences.

1:45:24 You are but a man and I live.

1:45:33 So small being sexist.

1:45:41 Wait, we won.

1:45:45 The game is over.

1:45:57 Oh freak.

1:45:58 It was a stun double.

1:45:59 No wrath.

1:46:00 It was Jim Car's stun double.

1:46:08 Oh frick.

1:46:10 Oh no.

1:46:13 Oh no.

1:46:18 I just killed the queen.

1:46:23 Enough.

1:46:25 I have brought blood to this city.

1:46:30 Blood and hate.

1:46:37 No more.

1:46:44 Oh my gosh.

1:46:59 Dude, they tried to make him look like Jesus.

1:47:04 But he's like evil Jesus.

1:47:27 Wait, I'm so confused.

1:47:28 What is it?

1:47:28 What is going on?

1:47:33 You really are what they say.

1:47:45 Show mercy.

1:47:50 We must all show mercy.

1:47:58 My queen, let him walk free so that all who

1:48:03 look upon him will be reminded of what hate can do.

1:48:10 Wait, dude.

1:48:13 Wait, this is actually crazy.

1:48:16 It is in our nature to hate, Loras,

1:48:21 and that is why I've brought you here to change that nature.

1:48:28 Dude, the deception.

1:48:33 It's so good, dude.

1:48:46 Damn, that that was freaking good, dude.

1:48:53 We knew Blizz was good at writing.

1:48:56 I mean, they once upon a time, man, they're kind of cooking with Diablo, man.

1:49:05 from our queen Adriana the sicknar is hereby he's basically like

1:49:15 oh my gosh they're throwing tomatoes at him oh no

1:49:21 mad man no way dude this is so Good murderer.

1:49:38 Leave him be.

1:49:39 So wait, why are you throwing at me?

1:49:41 What the hell?

1:49:48 One of the guys threw at me blocked.

1:49:59 Okay.

1:50:01 It is by the grace of my queen alone that you still draw breath.

1:50:06 Never sally her streets again.

1:50:09 Oh my god.

1:50:10 How does she say, dude?

1:50:18 Okay, so Meisto is deceiving people into doing

1:50:25 bad or doing things to get people killed

1:50:27 and then saving them in like a grand show

1:50:31 of like just magnificent power and people are like,

1:50:36 "Oh my gosh, it's Jesus." And then they they follow him.

1:50:43 That's crazy.

1:50:48 That's so good.

1:50:53 And he's Yeah, he's wearing the body of a holy

1:50:55 like literally he's he's he's literally the antichrist.

1:50:59 It's like it's evil Jesus.

1:51:01 It's so good.

1:51:07 Dude, this dude, they did a good job.

1:51:14 We came here as saviors and now we were the villains.

1:51:19 That was Meto's game.

1:51:23 Cinema to pit mankind against itself.

1:51:25 Time was running out and so were the friends we had left.

1:52:14 That is you can play D4 offline.

1:52:16 Can you multiplayer?

1:52:18 I believe so.

1:52:18 Yeah, dude.

1:52:20 They freaking cooked, man.

1:52:23 What an intro to the new expansion.

1:52:30 Dude, W Diablo, dude, that was awesome.

1:52:39 I love seeing people die.

1:52:41 Like, that was sick.

1:52:45 Diablo 4 Crusade Clan.

1:52:47 Um, I mean, people want to make one.

1:52:52 Like, it's like when there's like a really impactful

1:52:54 moment in a story that's like, "Oh my gosh,

1:52:57 I can't believe they did that." And then they

1:52:59 do the bait and switch on top of it.

1:53:03 That's freaking sick.

1:53:06 That's cinema right there, brother.

1:53:08 That right there, that's cinema.

1:53:11 That's cinnamon.

1:53:32 Man, that was freaking good, dude.

1:53:51 Bing bing boom.

1:54:44 That was awesome.

1:54:46 I love seeing people die.

1:54:48 Okay, that's that is so giga out of context.

1:54:51 I don't even know how to I don't know even know where to begin.

1:55:04 That

1:55:04 that clip is so out of context.

1:55:06 I don't even know how where to start.

1:55:11 Damn this dude.

1:55:19 Man, Jack, can we get some uh we get some good old hearts

1:55:24 in the chat for Blizzard for uh sponsoring me to play Diablo 4?

1:55:28 That was actually sick.

1:55:33 And if you guys could again, do we a favor here?

1:55:40 Chat, can we get some like gifted subs for Diablo sponsoring me?

1:55:45 Guys, if we guys could on uh memes memes aside, memes aside, do me a favor.

1:55:52 Thanks, coach.

1:55:53 Great stuff.

1:55:53 Thanks, dude.

1:55:54 Here, I want to uh show you something.

1:55:58 Do me a favor and click this link in chat.

1:56:03 Oh, hold on.

1:56:03 I forgot on YouTube it's got to have the HTTP.

1:56:07 So, what this is, it's it's a link for the sponsor.

1:56:10 All it does, it takes you to the di the Diablo page.

1:56:13 Anytime I'm doing a sponsor,

1:56:14 the the point of a sponsor is not like

1:56:17 it's not the streamer's job to sell you anything, okay?

1:56:20 You don't need to buy it.

1:56:21 You don't need like none of that, right?

1:56:22 It's it's not fair.

1:56:23 It doesn't even make any sense, right?

1:56:25 That's not how the world works.

1:56:26 But the streamer's job is to showcase the product,

1:56:28 give it a fair shot, you know, just give give it an honest try and then, hey,

1:56:33 can you guys click this link and show that you guys are engaged?

1:56:36 Um, if you guys like it and you guys want to buy it, awesome, great, cool.

1:56:41 If you don't like it, if you don't want to buy it,

1:56:43 awesome, great, cool, whatever it is, right?

1:56:45 It literally makes no difference to me.

1:56:47 But an insanely massive way that you guys can help support me,

1:56:51 especially right now with like the current kind

1:56:53 of economy and the way the industry is going,

1:56:55 if you guys could please just click those links,

1:56:58 uh, so that I can keep getting sponsors and keep

1:57:00 doing all the the cool fun things that we

1:57:02 do with all the travel and the the events

1:57:04 and the IRL and everything else that we do.

1:57:06 Um, so yeah.

1:57:10 Dang, it's too bad.

1:57:11 I just bought it.

1:57:13 Well, if you want to buy it, great.

1:57:15 But, uh, yeah, just clicking that link goes a long way.

1:57:18 It's the link that's pinned at the top of chat,

1:57:20 but here, I'll post it in chat again,

1:57:21 or you guys can type exclamation exclamation point Diablo for it to show up.

1:57:26 Uh, it's on that overlay on the screen, too.

1:57:29 Yeah.

1:57:32 Yeah.

1:57:33 And it goes and it explains everything, right?

1:57:35 They added the uh they added the Paladin.

1:57:37 They added the Warlock.

1:57:38 Warlock's the other new class they added.

1:57:40 Uh Paladin was part of early access, but they did a rework of it for the So they

1:57:45 early access of the expansion or like if you pre-order the expansion,

1:57:49 you got an early access to Paladin and then they

1:57:53 like re-released it with like a rework with the expansion,

1:57:56 which is kind of cool actually.

1:57:57 I'm glad they did that cuz it makes it cooler.

1:58:01 Like it makes it less cool if something is you get

1:58:03 it early and then the expansion comes out and it's still there.

1:58:06 Great.

1:58:06 Right.

1:58:07 Cool.

1:58:07 That's kind of like the default, but I think it's bonus if hey,

1:58:12 we're doing a rework whenever the expansion comes out,

1:58:14 so it's not going to be the exact

1:58:15 same thing whenever the actual expansion comes out.

1:58:17 It's like you're getting a literal early access of the class.

1:58:20 Uh so that's a pretty cool thing that they did.

1:58:22 And um but yeah, big updates comes with the last expansion, Vessel of Hatred.

1:58:29 So you is it just do you only have to buy the new expansion?

1:58:40 I think you only have to buy the new expansion to get you just get everything.

1:58:47 So the game and the expansion.

1:58:50 Okay.

1:58:54 But yeah.

1:58:54 And dude, the story they kind of cooked so far.

1:58:57 I mean, obviously I haven't played the whole thing,

1:58:58 but not going to lie, like that actually like damn, that got me.

1:59:04 I clicked the ads cuz that sounds a cool guide.

1:59:06 Thanks, dude.

1:59:08 Maybe the secret level is not in the game.

1:59:09 Well, there is no cow level.

1:59:23 Guys, gentlemen, gentlemen, there is no cow level.

1:59:26 Okay,

1:59:28 I clicked the link and now I have a job, a wife, three kids, a house,

1:59:32 a book deal about my life story,

1:59:34 and they just found a massive oil deposit in my backyard.

1:59:39 Oh[ __] 07 getting invaded.

1:59:43 Hold on.

1:59:44 Um, man, pretty damn good.

1:59:48 Hey, before um before I move on, I want to show you guys something.

1:59:59 Before I move on, I want to show you guys something.

2:00:01 Give me a second.

2:00:53 That's fans the number one rap paladin.

2:00:55 Yeah, that is true.

2:01:45 I want to show you guys something.

2:01:49 Thank you for the prime.

2:01:52 I can't I can't read your name for some reason.

2:01:54 But thank you for the 27 months.

2:01:55 Who is that?

2:02:25 Stormy D.

2:02:26 Thank you, Stormy D, for the resub.

2:02:27 27 months.

2:02:28 Thank you.

2:02:32 Thank you so much, Stormmy D.

2:02:48 I just farted.

2:02:49 That's awesome.

2:02:49 Red Dead Redeem.

2:02:50 Congratulations.

2:02:52 Okay, so this is this is an anamorphic lens and I

2:02:57 want to use this for we're doing an IRL stream tomorrow.

2:03:00 I want to use this for tomorrow.

2:03:04 But I but I want I want to preview it for you guys.

2:03:08 We're going live at like normal time tomorrow

2:03:09 and I want to show you guys what I think.

2:03:10 But I want to see what you guys think.

2:03:13 Oh, hello.

2:03:13 Let me app.

2:03:15 Are you ready?

2:03:18 Uh, sure.

2:03:19 What did you Oh my gosh, you cooked so much stuff.

2:03:21 I I was cooking five dishes today.

2:03:24 The heck?

2:03:25 Still cooking.

2:03:26 Okay, you're still cooking.

2:03:28 I mean only corn casserole left.

2:03:31 It's in the oven and I just turn it on.

2:03:34 Corn casserole.

2:03:35 3 minutes left and since I was coming it should be done by time I

2:03:43 Chad say hi Mia.

2:03:43 Mia was doing cooking stream downstairs.

2:03:46 So I cooked uh three two Korean dish and then two one American Asian dish.

2:03:55 Mia, can I ask you a question?

2:03:58 Yes.

2:03:58 How come when you guys cook, you guys cook for like 30 people at a time?

2:04:01 Because we don't want to cook too often and it's a meal.

2:04:08 Okay.

2:04:07 So, you guys just instead of cooking a bunch of times just for like 5 minutes,

2:04:11 you guys cook like one time for 5 hours.

2:04:14 You're you're cooking grilled cheese.

2:04:16 That's how long it takes.

2:04:17 That's how long it takes me for my grilled cheese.

2:04:19 Yeah,

2:04:21 grilled cheese.

2:04:22 Actually, you know what's crazy?

2:04:23 I just randomly started eating a lot of grilled cheese.

2:04:27 Because we have anything.

2:04:33 That's true.

2:04:35 That's why we

2:04:44 Oh, you did a pretty good job.

2:04:48 This is

2:04:51 Yeah, Mia's done pretty good.

2:04:56 I never made corn casserole and I never made in my life.

2:05:00 I made it for the first time.

2:05:04 Really?

2:05:04 How'd you uh How'd you feel about it?

2:05:06 And broccoli beef too for the first time.

2:05:09 Like how do you feel about making it?

2:05:10 You feel good?

2:05:12 Yeah.

2:05:12 You feel confident?

2:05:13 Yeah, because you just follow the recipe.

2:05:15 Oh, okay.

2:05:17 Here, one second.

2:05:17 I want to I'm try So,

2:05:19 I I got a new lens that I want to use for an IRL stream tomorrow.

2:05:23 Yeah.

2:05:24 And I want to show chat.

2:05:28 Yeah.

2:05:28 And actually, this is a good chance to I want to see what you think as well.

2:05:33 It's so it's an it's an anamorphic lens.

2:05:37 So, have you heard of anaphylactic shock?

2:05:41 Okay.

2:05:41 Well, it just sounds the same but at the beginning,

2:05:44 but it has nothing to do with that.

2:05:46 Okay.

2:05:47 So, what an anamorphic lens is, um, what an anamorphic lens is,

2:05:54 is it's like a super ultra wide screen.

2:05:57 Okay?

2:06:00 And I want to use this for the IRL tomorrow, but it doesn't have a zoom on it.

2:06:05 So, it'll be an IRL stream with no zoom.

2:06:08 I mean, I'll bring the other lens, too,

2:06:10 but we might just use it for a little bit just to see how how we like it.

2:06:15 But, tell me what you think.

2:06:16 I I I have two lenses.

2:06:17 I I have a 20 millimeter and a 50.

2:06:20 So, chat, tell me uh tell me what you think about this guy.

2:06:24 Okay, let's do this.

2:06:29 Uh give me one second.

2:06:31 Hold on.

2:06:32 It's not ready yet.

2:06:37 Full camera.

2:06:40 Hey, come on.

2:06:43 Wait, what did he say?

2:06:44 Es fond, whatever you do, do not eat that.

2:06:47 They mixed hair growth serum into the recipe for your bald patch.

2:06:51 Stand as a bald king, brother.

2:06:54 I'm not balding.

2:06:55 I'm not a bald king.

2:06:56 Okay.

2:06:58 You know what?

2:06:58 Yeah, you can put my soup into bald spot.

2:07:04 I'm not Wait, what was it?

2:07:07 Hold on.

2:07:07 Hold on.

2:07:08 Get ready.

2:07:08 I want to show you guys this lens.

2:07:10 Ready?

2:07:11 Um, go to bed.

2:07:13 Good night animal chat.

2:07:14 Yo, good night beh.

2:07:15 Hey, by the way, be I never responded to your message.

2:07:18 Not on purpose.

2:07:19 Uh, I was going to respond.

2:07:21 You sent me a couple weeks ago and I actually really appreciate it.

2:07:24 Um, but I was so busy that I didn't and I actually was would have said yes,

2:07:28 but I was so busy that I didn't get to respond.

2:07:32 Yeah.

2:07:33 But thank you, BL.

2:07:34 All right, chat.

2:07:34 Here it is.

2:07:35 The grand reveal.

2:07:36 Let me let me know what you guys think about this lens.

2:07:39 No reveal.

2:07:40 Wait, what's BL?

2:07:42 You said thank you BL.

2:07:43 No, B Hill.

2:07:45 Be so sorry.

2:07:47 What's BL?

2:07:47 I don't know.

2:07:48 Hatch your thing.

2:07:49 I'm sorry.

2:07:54 Okay.

2:07:54 Ready.

2:07:56 Is this on?

2:07:57 Let's see.

2:07:58 This is on.

2:08:01 Um, okay.

2:08:03 Let's see this.

2:08:04 Oh, wait.

2:08:05 Hold on.

2:08:06 Um, it needs to be This one.

2:08:15 Add video.

2:08:20 Add existing ass.

2:08:24 Actually, no.

2:08:25 We're just going to do this.

2:08:31 Ready?

2:08:32 Hey, what you are eating?

2:08:34 Grilled cheese.

2:08:38 Oh, it's good.

2:08:41 It's better than good.

2:08:43 The way the cheese melts in my mouth,

2:08:46 coats my tongue, caresses my throat, forces me to swallow.

2:08:52 Oh, oh.

2:08:57 Oh, you're making so weird.

2:09:03 You're making so weird.

2:09:04 the safe fade variable.

2:09:08 That's so weird.

2:09:10 It's just food.

2:09:13 It's grilled cheese to be fair.

2:09:18 So food is a strong description for that.

2:09:28 Brothers gathered around.

2:09:38 Why is that weird?

2:09:40 That's exactly what I sound like when eating glitches.

2:09:43 Okay, if you sound like that, sure.

2:09:45 Must be really good.

2:09:48 Hold each other tight.

2:09:52 Okay, ready?

2:09:55 Oh my gosh, the camera is right on my face.

2:09:58 Ready?

2:09:58 Three, two, one.

2:10:01 So white.

2:10:01 So, this is a this is the anamorphic chat.

2:10:07 What do you guys What do you guys think?

2:10:09 It's it's like a it's like an ultra wide angle lens.

2:10:12 Are they seeing the black bars on top of Yeah, they see the black bars.

2:10:16 It It looks like cinematic.

2:10:18 Isn't that sick?

2:10:21 Yeah.

2:10:23 Cinema.

2:10:23 What do you think?

2:10:24 Do you like it, everyone?

2:10:27 I think I think it's pretty cool.

2:10:31 Yeah, it is cool.

2:10:35 Better color grading.

2:10:40 Yeah, autofocus is going crazy here.

2:10:41 Let's make it this.

2:10:43 And then

2:10:50 How's that?

2:10:53 Yeah, I can see for IR stream like being really nice.

2:10:58 Yeah, dude.

2:10:59 I think I think it looks really cool.

2:11:02 It looks like an IRL stream movie.

2:11:04 Yeah, we're uh we're playing with this for the true paladin.

2:11:23 Like that's pretty sick, isn't it?

2:11:26 You can see your entire studio.

2:11:28 Yeah.

2:11:29 Yeah.

2:11:29 It's nice.

2:11:30 It's pretty cool looking, man.

2:11:31 And I think it looks better than that one somehow.

2:11:36 Can you go back to your the other ship, please?

2:11:40 Yeah,

2:11:43 man.

2:11:43 But the auto You're right.

2:11:44 The autofocus is kind of going wild.

2:11:46 I'm going to do that.

2:11:53 I think Ker is ready.

2:11:54 Should I bring it?

2:11:58 Uh, yeah, if you want to.

2:12:02 Okay.

2:12:02 I I'll try all your food before I Huh?

2:12:04 I'll try I'll try them all before I before I end.

2:12:07 Okay.

2:12:07 I'll be back soon.

2:12:09 I think I think Charlie bit me.

2:12:10 Something bit me.

2:12:14 Charlie bit me.

2:12:23 Color is better on this.

2:12:24 I mean, that's cuz this is adjusted.

2:12:26 Like, I haven't adjusted any of this yet.

2:12:28 Like, this would need like a lot and a number of things,

2:12:31 but like, isn't that kind of cool?

2:12:40 Like, that's I think I think this is pretty sick looking.

2:13:03 Like, dude, it looks it looks like a movie, dude.

2:13:07 Something something about those black bars, man.

2:13:10 Some dude, something about those black bars just hit, dude.

2:13:19 It looks like this looks like a movie where

2:13:21 like imagine sweat is just dripping down my face

2:13:24 and like and it's like somebody's addicted to video

2:13:30 games and it's like the room in the background cinema.

2:13:36 This expensive actually it was less expensive than most of the other lenses.

2:13:49 Is that new anamorphic?

2:13:50 Yeah, I got two of them.

2:13:53 So, here's one.

2:14:03 Your skin is so nice.

2:14:04 What's your sevenstep routine?

2:14:07 I wash and then I clean.

2:14:11 We're going to do one final story reacts.

2:14:13 I did.

2:14:14 I already did it.

2:14:14 I did it on the last day.

2:14:20 I don't have the IRL.

2:14:20 Do you know when you'll start?

2:14:21 Uh, probably around noon.

2:14:23 Flashbang.

2:14:25 Probably around noon o'clock tomorrow.

2:14:28 So, like in in like 11 hours, I'll start.

2:14:33 I told Canute to come over in like 11 hours

2:14:35 and then uh we're going to go to the dealership from there.

2:14:41 Yeah, Canude's going to come with us again.

2:14:55 And I I like this one even more.

2:14:58 This is a This is a 50.

2:15:03 Goon at Noon.

2:15:05 Yeah, we're going to go check out minivans.

2:15:08 Mia, check this one out.

2:15:08 I like this one even more, but this one's like a crazy zoom.

2:15:19 Oh, too close.

2:15:22 Too zoomed.

2:15:27 How would you use this?

2:15:28 This is way too close.

2:15:29 This is This is like You would use this for like a

2:15:35 like you would use this as like a like a portrait, like a focusing on your

2:15:50 like doesn't it it looks like a movie?

2:15:52 Yeah, it does.

2:15:56 And then like

2:15:58 maybe look to do acting.

2:15:59 We're gonna do acting.

2:16:00 Hold on.

2:16:01 Ready?

2:16:01 Yeah.

2:16:06 Okay.

2:16:06 I'm going to be like um Okay, hold on.

2:16:14 I'm like I'm like watching over the city.

2:16:17 Okay, I'm watching over the city right now.

2:16:20 And then and then you're going to come in from out

2:16:22 of frame and you're going to stand right here.

2:16:27 Okay.

2:16:29 Yeah.

2:16:29 You're stand right here.

2:16:32 And then the focus is going to shift to you.

2:16:34 Okay.

2:16:35 Okay.

2:16:35 Chad, get your cinemas ready.

2:16:37 Okay, hold on.

2:16:38 I need to I need to do this.

2:16:44 Chad, get your cinemas ready.

2:16:45 Load your cinemas.

2:16:57 Um, okay.

2:17:21 Um, okay.

2:17:24 Here's what needs to happen.

2:17:25 You need you need to say something like really serious.

2:17:29 Okay.

2:17:31 Okay.

2:17:30 So, like what needs to happen is like you

2:17:32 come into frame and and you say something like

2:17:35 in like like I'm like the boss and you're

2:17:38 like telling me something like really bad has happened.

2:17:41 Okay.

2:17:42 Can you think of something really bad that's happened?

2:17:45 Mhm.

2:17:47 Do you have it in your head?

2:17:50 Yeah.

2:17:50 So, like I have it in my head.

2:17:54 Okay.

2:17:54 So, here's here's how this is going to work.

2:18:00 Step out of frame, know where you're standing.

2:18:03 Walk from the door.

2:18:05 Chad, get your load your cinemas.

2:18:09 Okay.

2:18:10 And then whenever Mia, whenever I point at you.

2:18:13 Oh, you can you can walk in a little bit because they can't see.

2:18:17 Chad, get your cinemas ready.

2:18:18 This is going to be sick.

2:18:19 And then everybody everybody uh get your cinemas.

2:18:23 Just get ready.

2:18:24 Okay.

2:18:25 So, whenever I point at you, I'm I'm going to point at you like this.

2:18:28 Okay.

2:18:30 And then whenever I point at you,

2:18:32 you're going to uh you're you're going to start walking.

2:18:37 Okay.

2:18:54 on.

2:18:55 Ready?

2:19:02 Okay.

2:19:22 Lord, the dungeon gates has opened.

2:19:27 You have to say it louder.

2:19:27 I don't think I heard you

2:19:30 cuz of mic.

2:19:33 Lord, don't start over.

2:19:34 No, no.

2:19:35 Start over.

2:19:35 Start over.

2:19:36 Start over.

2:19:36 Start over.

2:19:36 Start over.

2:19:38 Messed up.

2:19:38 Okay, we start over.

2:19:39 To come up with a new thing now.

2:19:41 Okay.

2:19:41 Okay.

2:19:41 Start over.

2:19:42 Start over.

2:19:42 Start over.

2:19:44 They hurt me.

2:19:48 What I'm going to say?

2:19:49 Start over.

2:19:49 Start over.

2:19:50 Say, um, hold on.

2:19:52 Say this.

2:19:57 Um, Okay.

2:20:19 Say that.

2:20:20 Ready?

2:20:23 Yeah.

2:20:22 Okay.

2:20:23 Ready?

2:20:37 The toilets have overflowed.

2:20:40 All of them.

2:20:41 The Hopes are not going to stop rising.

2:20:48 Damn.

2:20:54 Cinema.

2:20:57 Isn't that sick?

2:21:01 You can hear a Should they repeat?

2:21:05 Wait, could they hear?

2:21:06 Could you hear me or no?

2:21:16 Lou and clear guys.

2:21:41 Even you are pregnant.

2:21:45 Esan, you have airbor lupus.

2:21:47 They've infected us all.

2:21:56 Wait.

2:21:57 So anyway, these are sick, right?

2:22:00 Is this Isn't this lens sick?

2:22:13 Okay.

2:22:13 Anyway, let's take a look at the food.

2:22:36 That looks nice.

2:22:37 So, this was supposed to melt in the oven,

2:22:39 but I didn't have time to, so I just put on top.

2:22:48 I don't know why.

2:22:48 Why?

2:22:49 Like, it's I don't know why.

2:22:51 Like, when you talk, I can't hear you on my mic.

2:22:55 Really?

2:22:55 Yeah.

2:22:56 Like, you're

2:22:57 um Do you guys hear my headphones?

2:22:59 Don't like Don't pick her up.

2:23:00 Oh, I can talk louder.

2:23:06 Yeah.

2:23:04 Yeah, I can talk loud.

2:23:07 Louder.

2:23:09 Yeah, that'd be good.

2:23:11 Okay.

2:23:13 But you can Oh, maybe it's my headphones.

2:23:18 Maybe.

2:23:17 Yo, chat.

2:23:20 Isn't this sick?

2:23:20 Is it a higher resolution?

2:23:22 No, actually.

2:23:28 Anyway.

2:23:29 Okay.

2:23:29 Tell us what tell us what food.

2:23:30 This is my first Oops.

2:23:32 My first lasagna in my life.

2:23:36 Okay.

2:23:35 This is beef broccoli.

2:23:37 I think this is kind of American Asian food.

2:23:40 This is corn casserole.

2:23:42 First time in life.

2:23:43 Chicken vegetable Korean soup.

2:23:45 And this is pumpkin soup.

2:23:47 Korean soup.

2:23:48 Pumpkin soup.

2:23:49 Chicken vegetable soup.

2:23:50 This is good.

2:23:50 Cold and hot.

2:23:52 So I let it kind of cool down already.

2:23:54 And I want you to try cold.

2:23:56 Okay.

2:23:56 And what is this one again?

2:23:58 This one?

2:23:59 Yeah.

2:23:59 Know the other one.

2:24:00 The other one.

2:24:01 This chicken soup.

2:24:01 No, the other one.

2:24:03 Corn casserole.

2:24:04 Corn casserole.

2:24:06 And what's this one?

2:24:07 Broccoli beef.

2:24:07 Broccoli beef.

2:24:09 Lasagna.

2:24:11 Lasagna.

2:24:10 There's two because I was supposed to follow recipe,

2:24:13 but uh this one I didn't follow recipe but got more meat.

2:24:17 And this one has more sauce.

2:24:22 Okay.

2:24:21 Uh why is it Okay, let's try it here.

2:24:32 I'm gonna put this camera up.

2:24:34 Wow, that's sick.

2:24:35 You are doing Diablo Spy.

2:24:40 Yeah.

2:24:39 Oh, I love their soundtrack.

2:24:43 It's pretty good.

2:24:44 It's pretty good.

2:24:48 Yeah, dude.

2:24:47 I think this this looks so cool.

2:24:50 It is cool.

2:24:51 Is Cameron not filming her face?

2:24:58 Oh, you know what else this camera does?

2:24:59 That's sick.

2:25:03 This camera has like a lens flare.

2:25:14 Look at this.

2:25:15 Watch this.

2:25:20 I like the lens.

2:25:22 Doesn't that lens flare look sick?

2:25:26 Yeah.

2:25:25 Like imagine we're outside at night.

2:25:29 Airplane, you know.

2:25:30 Like I think, dude, I think the that is like a cool ass looking lens flare.

2:25:35 Yeah.

2:25:39 That's cool.

2:25:44 I feel like I This is a This is a 50 mm.

2:25:47 I think the 50 looks better than the uh flashbang.

2:25:54 I think the 50 looks better than the uh the 20.

2:25:57 This is the 20.

2:26:06 Ready?

2:26:21 Like the the 20 is pretty cool, too.

2:26:23 I think the I think the 20 is better for an IRL stream.

2:26:26 Yeah, for sure.

2:26:30 Otherwise, I stream maybe just face.

2:26:33 Yeah, unless you're pretty far away, but

2:26:37 right.

2:26:37 Is this 24?

2:26:38 This is 20.

2:26:39 Thank you.

2:26:40 But it's also APS-C.

2:26:45 I actually kind of want to have a lens like this as my main camera

2:26:48 lens because then because you know how like we don't need to get up here

2:26:53 on the room but like getting a wide that would actually be kind of sick because

2:26:57 whenever people come into the room it's like

2:26:58 very tight on my on my current lens.

2:27:01 Yeah, this would this would actually be like a really

2:27:05 good main camera like like a desktop lens like right here.

2:27:17 I think I think that would be wonderful,

2:27:20 you know.

2:27:22 Doesn't that look good?

2:27:22 Wait, that actually looks really good.

2:27:31 Yeah.

2:27:33 Yeah.

2:27:34 Yeah.

2:27:34 Yeah.

2:27:39 Maybe you can cut up the right side.

2:27:42 Well, I could if I I mean,

2:27:43 I could crop it if I wanted to whenever it was like uh whenever, you know.

2:27:50 Yeah.

2:27:57 Anyway, let's try the food.

2:28:03 Want to try it?

2:28:04 Thank you, Ted.

2:28:07 Let's try the food real quick.

2:28:08 Cool.

2:28:09 Yeah, I know, right?

2:28:15 Damn cinema.

2:28:21 Okay.

2:28:22 Sorry, I was cinemaing out.

2:28:26 Cinema Toast Crunch.

2:28:28 Diablo have many different versions.

2:28:32 Huh?

2:28:32 Diablo have many different versions of games.

2:28:37 Yeah.

2:28:38 Say it again.

2:28:38 I couldn't hear you.

2:28:40 Diablo has many different versions of games.

2:28:44 Yeah.

2:28:43 Did you get a lens with 8.1 in focal length?

2:28:46 I feel like that would really bring out a lot of definition.

2:28:50 Really impactful.

2:28:52 Thank you.

2:28:54 A solid choice.

2:28:55 Yeah, it was Ninja Turtles movie, The King.

2:28:57 If you feel my thing,

2:28:59 I Yeah, I get it.

2:29:01 Of course.

2:29:01 Yeah, thank you.

2:29:02 Illan, thank you.

2:29:03 I got it.

2:29:04 Thank you.

2:29:06 Okay.

2:29:07 Um, Unbelievable Dylan.

2:29:11 Illan.

2:29:13 Okay, let's try the food.

2:29:14 Ready?

2:29:16 Yeah.

2:29:18 Okay.

2:29:18 Chat,

2:29:20 uh, press conference.

2:29:21 Uh, yes.

2:29:22 Uh, I am going to try the food.

2:29:23 Thank you guys so much for joining me.

2:29:25 Uh, you know, I'm only going to take two questions.

2:29:27 Uh, first one.

2:29:32 Thank you.

2:29:37 Okay.

2:29:37 Um, lasagna.

2:29:42 Yeah.

2:29:42 Wait, do you want to switch to my ingest?

2:29:45 Uh, it's okay.

2:29:46 I'm showing on my Are you just showing the OBS?

2:29:52 Yeah.

2:29:51 Wait, where is your

2:29:54 I left everything downstairs.

2:29:55 I cannot really switch.

2:29:58 I can switch.

2:29:59 Can you switch on your phone?

2:30:02 Wait.

2:30:02 So, what are they looking at?

2:30:04 They are looking at your stream, but just like I'm rereaming your stream.

2:30:08 Oh, okay.

2:30:08 Then that works.

2:30:12 Yeah.

2:30:12 Is there volume on my stream?

2:30:14 I forgot to check if it's muted or not.

2:30:18 Anyone in my chat does do you have do we have volume on my channel?

2:30:23 I still have everything open.

2:30:30 It's fine.

2:30:30 Okay, thank you.

2:30:32 All right.

2:30:32 Okay, I see my tattoo.

2:30:35 Okay.

2:30:35 So, the first things first, we're going to try this beautiful, delicious

2:30:40 I hope it's delicious lasagna.

2:30:43 They are different.

2:30:46 But they're different.

2:30:50 Yeah.

2:30:49 Okay.

2:30:49 How How

2:30:53 smaller one has more I think smaller one has more meat but less sauce,

2:31:03 I think.

2:31:06 or vice versa.

2:31:07 Vice versa.

2:31:14 Hold on.

2:31:14 Before I eat this, I got to do two more spins on cryptogambling website.

2:31:32 Okay.

2:31:32 The new lens focus faster than your old one.

2:31:36 Okay.

2:31:36 I'm going to cut a slice.

2:31:42 Can I put my please?

2:31:44 Oh, yeah.

2:31:44 Yeah.

2:31:45 Yeah.

2:31:45 Just just click just click up top.

2:31:47 Right.

2:31:47 No.

2:31:47 One more.

2:31:48 One more.

2:31:48 Up.

2:31:48 Up.

2:31:48 Up.

2:31:49 Yeah.

2:31:50 Yay.

2:32:07 Focus on people.

2:32:11 It looks really good though.

2:32:13 I really like it.

2:32:32 Next time I bring food to I will bring it extra extra extra hot.

2:32:39 Okay, here we go.

2:32:59 We need a camera, man.

2:33:13 Ready.

2:33:16 Man, that camera looks so good.

2:33:18 I love good.

2:33:22 Small one is good.

2:33:23 That's good lasagna, actually.

2:33:25 Yay.

2:33:26 Hey, will you cut it for me?

2:33:27 Yeah.

2:33:28 The blue one.

2:33:31 Uh, freeze frame is not going to work on on this one.

2:33:36 It's set to a different camera.

2:33:51 Thank you.

2:34:02 Does it taste different at all?

2:34:04 No.

2:34:04 Okay, then both are good then.

2:34:06 Yeah, they're both good.

2:34:09 Okay.

2:34:09 What was the difference?

2:34:11 One has more sauce.

2:34:12 Way more sauce.

2:34:13 And

2:34:13 the small Did the small one have more sauce?

2:34:16 Maybe the big one has more sauce.

2:34:18 Small one has more meat, I think.

2:34:22 All right, next.

2:34:23 Uh, I should try.

2:34:25 Oh, yeah.

2:34:25 I would say the lasagna was actually like incredibly good.

2:34:29 Really?

2:34:29 Yeah.

2:34:29 Lasagna was bueno.

2:34:32 Nice.

2:34:32 I want you to try this one first.

2:34:34 Chicken soup.

2:34:35 Okay.

2:34:35 Chicken soup.

2:34:38 Yeah.

2:34:41 Um, this one doesn't look good.

2:34:44 Why you don't like vegetable?

2:34:46 I mean, look at it.

2:34:47 I put sesame oil too to season on top.

2:34:51 This is Why is it so chunky soup?

2:34:54 Because it's rice soup.

2:34:55 It's supposed to be chunky.

2:34:56 Oh, okay.

2:34:57 Oh, it's rice.

2:34:58 Okay.

2:35:00 Yeah.

2:35:08 Too hot.

2:35:09 No, I bit my lip.

2:35:11 How did you Okay.

2:35:16 Open the lid.

2:35:17 Why are you eating soup?

2:35:19 Cuz it's not soup.

2:35:20 It's rice soup.

2:35:22 Yeah, Korean soup or rice soup.

2:35:26 It's okay.

2:35:30 Actually, need more seasoning stuff, but I didn't put it.

2:35:33 I need more Tony's.

2:35:36 I can make it better.

2:35:37 You put a little bit of Tony's on this.

2:35:39 I don't know about Tony, but

2:35:41 No, I'm telling you,

2:35:42 you put a little bit of Tony's on this, it

2:35:43 will be the best food you ever made in your life.

2:35:46 Do we have Tony's here

2:35:48 in this room?

2:35:49 I used to.

2:35:50 Yeah, you should.

2:35:54 Tony's falls from the ceiling.

2:35:56 You will retry that.

2:35:58 Uh, broccoli beef.

2:36:01 Broccoli beef.

2:36:10 Okay, ready?

2:36:11 Follow the recipe.

2:36:13 It's not Korean food at all.

2:36:25 Good.

2:36:28 But it's good.

2:36:33 It's okay.

2:36:33 There's a lot of 5 second rule.

2:36:40 I think it could use a little Tony's.

2:36:42 Oh, okay.

2:36:43 I think this could use a little bit of Tony's.

2:36:49 Yeah,

2:36:48 Tony reserves everything.

2:36:50 All right.

2:36:51 Uh, corn casserole first.

2:36:56 Corn casserole.

2:36:59 Yeah.

2:37:01 Wait, are you still You said you're still

2:37:02 cook are you said you weren't done cooking.

2:37:04 Are you still cooking food?

2:37:05 No, oven is turned off.

2:37:07 Oh, okay.

2:37:07 I was I was wondering if like

2:37:09 this.

2:37:09 I was worried you're like where your food's burning.

2:37:17 Corn casserole

2:37:20 with cheddar cheese on top.

2:37:25 I didn't even try myself yet.

2:37:30 It's pretty good, but I think if you put a little Tony's on it, camera.

2:37:34 Oh, wait.

2:37:34 I didn't Hold on.

2:37:35 I didn't try it yet.

2:37:35 One second.

2:37:36 Oh my gosh.

2:37:41 Try that one.

2:37:46 You know it's because of your Tony talk.

2:37:56 Frick.

2:37:55 It's because Yeah.

2:37:58 He he said in this Tony even before even trying it.

2:38:04 Yeah.

2:38:05 Deserved.

2:38:06 Yes.

2:38:08 Now this is

2:38:09 it's good.

2:38:10 Oh, really?

2:38:11 I didn't try.

2:38:12 I'm excited to try.

2:38:13 Would you like Oh,

2:38:15 no.

2:38:15 It's There are bunch.

2:38:17 I made like two pots.

2:38:23 Damn.

2:38:24 Oh, no.

2:38:24 I should have left this one as a last thing.

2:38:26 Now you need to try.

2:38:28 Dude, the corn.

2:38:29 Hey, Mia, have you ever Have you ate corn the long way?

2:38:34 Huh?

2:38:34 Never mind.

2:38:36 This is What is this?

2:38:36 Chicken soup?

2:38:38 Pumpkin soup?

2:38:39 Pumpkin soup?

2:38:39 Oh, I don't like pumpkins.

2:38:42 I'll eat it.

2:38:42 But I'm telling you, I'm just giving you a heads up.

2:38:44 I don't like pumpkin.

2:38:47 Okay, cuz like look, it just looks like baby food.

2:38:50 And I'm not a baby.

2:38:53 There is a rice powder inside.

2:38:55 So it's like yeah kind of like baby.

2:39:03 Don't be a baby.

2:39:04 Eat like an adult, please.

2:39:14 Do you want me to repeat what I said?

2:39:17 Goo gaga.

2:39:18 Give me some of that.

2:39:19 You have to make sure this in front of you at all times.

2:39:22 Oh, thank you.

2:39:27 It's a baby food if you act like a baby.

2:39:30 I'm not acting like a baby.

2:39:31 You are.

2:39:34 No.

2:39:44 Eat it.

2:39:46 Do the airplane.

2:39:47 What's the airplane?

2:39:51 Wait.

2:39:50 Set him up.

2:39:51 I have to change the lens.

2:39:55 Is that corner recipe?

2:39:57 It's like very Should I put more in oven like for longer time?

2:40:02 Maybe I put too much sour cream.

2:40:04 I don't know.

2:40:28 Come on.

2:40:32 No, it's not that bad.

2:40:33 I just don't like pumpkin.

2:40:36 Is it better than American pumpkin dish?

2:40:39 It's Korean pumpkin dish.

2:40:40 Yeah, it's pretty good, actually.

2:40:42 One of my favorite soup.

2:40:44 I I I just don't like pumpkin, that's all.

2:40:46 I see.

2:40:47 How about zucchini?

2:40:50 Um, no.

2:40:51 I don't like zucchini either.

2:40:53 I don't like zucchini.

2:40:54 I don't like eggplant.

2:40:55 I don't like pumpkin.

2:40:57 I don't like tomato.

2:40:59 No.

2:41:00 Here.

2:41:00 I don't want to eat that.

2:41:03 Sweetie.

2:41:04 Okay, look.

2:41:04 Here comes the airplane.

2:41:06 Um, yum yum.

2:41:08 You know I don't like it, Mommy.

2:41:11 I just don't like pumpkin.

2:41:14 I I don't like pumpkin.

2:41:18 How about carrot?

2:41:20 Carrot's okay.

2:41:21 I like carrot.

2:41:22 I don't like anything that's like using carrot.

2:41:26 What do you mean?

2:41:27 Like I don't like carrot cake, but I like carrots.

2:41:29 Oh, okay.

2:41:29 I don't like carrot ice cream, but I like carrots.

2:41:31 It's like banana.

2:41:32 I don't like anything made by banana.

2:41:35 But you like banana?

2:41:36 Yeah.

2:41:36 Unless banana its own smoothie.

2:41:39 Banana ice cream.

2:41:40 Banana milk.

2:41:41 I don't like Smount.

2:41:47 Is this the Iranian resistance?

2:41:49 Okay.

2:41:52 Symbol the symbol of the Iranian resistance as mount.

2:42:02 So you know what happened?

2:42:04 Mhm.

2:42:09 So, um my uh Mia So, no, the um my emote.

2:42:15 Yeah,

2:42:14 I was making a joke cuz I said my uh me my Anyway, um

2:42:19 are you sure it was a joke?

2:42:20 Yeah.

2:42:20 Yeah.

2:42:21 So, my emote Okay.

2:42:23 Uh esmount.

2:42:26 Yes.

2:42:28 Became has become the symbol of the Iranian people.

2:42:33 Really?

2:42:33 Yeah.

2:42:33 in there too

2:42:34 because what happened is there's a lot of like they banned like Twitch.

2:42:38 They banned a lot of like telecommunication apps

2:42:41 like Telegram and all that stuff.

2:42:42 It's like banned.

2:42:44 The internet shut it down.

2:42:45 So they made like other ones that are like bootleg secret ones

2:42:49 and one of my emotes has become like one of the used often used emotes.

2:42:55 Wow.

2:42:57 Yeah,

2:42:56 that is so cool.

2:42:58 Yeah.

2:42:58 How do you feel about that?

2:43:00 Uh I don't know if I should feel violated or proud.

2:43:04 It was this one.

2:43:10 Yeah, it's this one.

2:43:11 Why you short list?

2:43:14 Uh, actually, I think this happened because

2:43:16 of the same thing that happened today.

2:43:19 What happened today?

2:43:20 I played Diablo and

2:43:23 and I took my shirt off.

2:43:27 Really?

2:43:27 Yeah.

2:43:29 Did they?

2:43:31 Well, because I I look like the character.

2:43:35 Oh,

2:43:34 in character creation.

2:43:40 What did I just walk into?

2:43:45 Cinema complete and total character immersion.

2:43:48 But that's cool.

2:43:49 They became like a symbol there.

2:43:52 Uh yeah.

2:43:53 I mean,

2:43:56 huh.

2:43:56 I mean, what do you think it means?

2:44:00 this emote.

2:44:01 Yeah.

2:44:01 What do you think this emote means?

2:44:05 I don't know.

2:44:07 This mount.

2:44:09 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us today.

2:44:11 Yeah, you kind of look like him.

2:44:15 Uh

2:44:14 demonstration of Nvidia's new DLSS technology.

2:44:18 Currently, DLSS 5 is off and we are going to be turning it on.

2:44:24 fighters.

2:44:31 Oh, isn't that crazy?

2:44:35 Wait,

2:44:34 as you can see, this is uh very good technology that uh is everything better.

2:44:40 It's going to look much better.

2:44:42 We are going to be turning it on.

2:44:50 Oh,

2:44:50 for the future thanks to this is today.

2:44:53 Yeah.

2:44:54 Interesting.

2:44:54 But I did this another time a long time ago.

2:44:58 Oo.

2:45:01 So, what does this mount mean?

2:45:05 It's like whenever you're just,

2:45:08 you know, when you're riding a bicycle and you take the stick in the bicycle

2:45:11 and you put the stick in the spokes and then you fall off.

2:45:16 Put a stick on bike.

2:45:17 It's when you're effing yourself in the A.

2:45:21 I think something bit me.

2:45:24 Oh, look at that.

2:45:24 You see it's like a bump.

2:45:26 Yeah,

2:45:26 actually it hurts.

2:45:27 Was it a spider?

2:45:28 Okay, I I got it while he said the last one.

2:45:32 Why do you have such emote?

2:45:35 I don't know.

2:45:36 Somebody made it.

2:45:39 Oh,

2:45:38 why does it hurt so bad?

2:45:42 Really?

2:45:44 Yeah.

2:45:43 Or are you acting because of cinema?

2:45:48 I think you're acting.

2:46:01 I see everyone.

2:46:02 I I I got it now.

2:46:04 You can Yeah.

2:46:06 Stop explaining to me.

2:46:09 I got it.

2:46:12 What is he doing?

2:46:16 So confused.

2:46:17 I'm I'm sticking to the wall.

2:46:21 Oh, you're became Spider-Man.

2:46:25 Oh, because of the spider bit bite.

2:46:30 But look, something bit me.

2:46:32 Charlie.

2:46:36 Something bit me.

2:46:38 Who would bite?

2:46:39 Who would bite me?

2:46:40 I'm going to kill the spider that bit me.

2:46:44 This whole family.

2:46:47 Food was good.

2:46:49 I don't know.

2:46:50 Shake.

2:46:50 Spiderman.

2:46:51 It's the other hand.

2:46:53 But it's it's connected.

2:46:56 No, it's not.

2:46:56 It's fine.

2:46:58 High five.

2:47:00 No.

2:47:01 If you became Spider-Man, there got to be something like in your palm.

2:47:05 That Spider-Man joke could have been gas,

2:47:07 but you put too much ethanol in it and it came out corny.

2:47:16 Ready?

2:47:16 That's terrible, actually.

2:47:21 You are welcome for the food.

2:47:25 Thank you.

2:47:29 No, thank you for trying.

2:47:30 Yeah, of course.

2:47:31 No, it was super good.

2:47:32 Thank you.

2:47:32 You are welcome to eat anytime.

2:47:36 This is my last cooking before I leave.

2:47:40 Oh, really?

2:47:44 Yeah.

2:47:43 It should last like two weeks.

2:47:47 Even before I leave, after I leave.

2:47:50 So yeah.

2:47:51 No, it was actually like super good.

2:47:54 I'm over here stroking my dick.

2:47:56 I got lotion on my dick right now.

2:47:59 I'm just stroking my[ __] I'm horny as fk man.

2:48:02 I'm a freak man.

2:48:03 Like grandma.

2:48:04 Let me gobble that wee wee.

2:48:06 Love you, grandson.

2:48:09 Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow?

2:48:13 Tomorrow I don't know but Sunday I'm going to do collab with Sier.

2:48:18 Uh I'm going to do car shopping tomorrow with cinema lens.

2:48:25 Okay, maybe I will join.

2:48:28 It would be good to throw everybody in the car

2:48:31 and just see how it looks with everybody in the car.

2:48:33 See, look.

2:48:34 There's a lens flare on this one, too.

2:48:37 But you know, I kind of like the other one has a blue lens flare.

2:48:41 I have a deadly smoothie to drink tomorrow.

2:48:44 A deadly smoothie?

2:48:45 Yeah.

2:48:45 Or healthy smoothie.

2:48:46 I don't know.

2:48:47 I made a hatu hatu.

2:48:50 I made a bed with Hatu.

2:48:52 And then if Hatachu goes live by 900 a.m.

2:48:56 or she says she could because she's known

2:49:00 to be late and then if she actually goes live

2:49:04 like I'll do food blender challenge and if she's

2:49:09 late she will do but then she somehow made it.

2:49:12 So now I have to drink while she makes Oh frick.

2:49:16 That's gross.

2:49:17 She may like put lasagna and pumpkin soup.

2:49:20 And Dude, you're going to throw up.

2:49:24 I would throw up.

2:49:32 Thank you.

2:49:40 He wasted 250.

2:49:42 Cheers.

2:49:44 No, don't tell them the secret.

2:49:45 It's 300 for uh TTS voices, chat.

2:49:49 It's 300 for DTS voices.

2:49:56 I'm so sorry for the scam failed variable.

2:50:03 Not actually.

2:50:04 He said I put hair serum there.

2:50:11 Wait, my arms are so hairy.

2:50:14 Um,

2:50:23 I need to go and clean.

2:50:25 Okay.

2:50:25 And I didn't end stream.

2:50:27 I was planning on ending at 1:00.

2:50:29 What time is it?

2:50:30 And you stalled so much while I was eating.

2:50:36 1:40.

2:50:36 I stall.

2:50:38 I stall.

2:50:40 No.

2:50:40 Here's the thing.

2:50:42 streaming is just stalling with style.

2:50:45 You know, I have I have realized that you are very talented in stalling.

2:50:50 Yeah.

2:50:51 It's because everything I do is it's the show.

2:50:53 I got to explain like, okay, we're doing this, we're doing that.

2:50:56 Cuz if you if you just like do it, then it's boring,

2:51:00 you know?

2:51:03 Yeah.

2:51:04 It's like flying is falling with style.

2:51:05 Streaming is stalling with style.

2:51:08 Did you ever see Toy Story?

2:51:11 Uhhuh.

2:51:11 Oh yeah.

2:51:11 Name five Toy Story characters if you saw Toy Story.

2:51:16 Buzz.

2:51:17 Okay.

2:51:17 The girl.

2:51:18 The girl.

2:51:19 The cowboy girl.

2:51:20 Cowboy girl.

2:51:22 Uh

2:51:21 if you can't do it before the camera dies and turns off,

2:51:24 then you never saw Toy Story.

2:51:27 H you have to do it before the camera turns off.

2:51:29 Otherwise, uh it says 0%.

2:51:34 There is the alien alien toy.

2:51:37 I don't know the name.

2:51:39 Okay.

2:51:39 And then there's a donkey with the cowboy girl.

2:51:45 Cow girl.

2:51:47 Okay.

2:51:48 Um, one more.

2:51:50 If you don't get it before the camera turns off, then you never

2:51:54 I think there was a dog, too.

2:51:56 Sausage dog.

2:51:57 What was the dog's name?

2:51:58 I don't know.

2:51:58 I don't know any names.

2:52:01 Name one more name.

2:52:02 You need one more name.

2:52:04 The sausage dog.

2:52:05 Potato Head.

2:52:07 Yes.

2:52:08 Potato Head.

2:52:08 the sausage dog.

2:52:09 She taught Toy Story.

2:52:16 Very good.

2:52:18 All right.

2:52:18 Have you seen this?

2:52:19 Wait, what is this?

2:52:25 It's okay.

2:52:26 Nobody wants to see that.

2:52:29 Well, yeah.

2:52:29 Thank you for the food.

2:52:36 What is this?

2:52:38 Why you shake hands like a woman?

2:52:42 Well, I'm a woman.

2:52:44 Yeah, but we don't do that here.

2:52:46 Put it there, partner.

2:52:49 That's a deal.

2:52:50 Say it's a deal, partner.

2:52:53 Deal for what?

2:52:54 Just say it.

2:52:55 Just say it.

2:52:58 Deal.

2:52:58 Can you do a country voice?

2:53:00 Try and do a country accent.

2:53:02 I don't know how to.

2:53:03 I cannot even like recognize different accents in America.

2:53:07 Wait, really?

2:53:08 Unless it's like super thick.

2:53:09 I can recognize

2:53:14 what did you say?

2:53:15 I said

2:53:18 what?

2:53:18 I failed accent.

2:53:20 I can accent.

2:53:25 Oh, okay.

2:53:28 Okay.

2:53:28 So, so I'm gonna say something.

2:53:29 Tell me if it's an accent or not.

2:53:30 I'm gonna cover my mouth.

2:53:32 Okay.

2:53:35 Okay.

2:53:33 Well, it doesn't matter if we show your

2:53:38 Oh, Udy.

2:53:39 Yes, Udy.

2:53:42 Okay.

2:53:41 Um, hello, my name is Sand and this is a voice that is normal.

2:53:54 You are doing foreigner accent.

2:53:56 That's true.

2:53:58 Korean foreign

2:54:01 sounds like me.

2:54:02 Are you already imitating me?

2:54:04 Yes.

2:54:06 Oh, no.

2:54:06 That's my normal voice.

2:54:08 Uh, okay.

2:54:09 Okay.

2:54:09 Whenever I'm talking like this, you can tell I'm talking like Oh, yeah.

2:54:13 Yeah.

2:54:13 Yeah.

2:54:13 I can Yeah, you can see it.

2:54:15 Okay.

2:54:16 Well, h how about uh what if I speak like this?

2:54:24 Do you know that I am speaking vita accent or no?

2:54:29 You are I don't know where you don't know a boy.

2:54:33 She doesn't know what the damn why are you speaking like this?

2:54:40 Where is this accent from?

2:54:42 I am from Iran.

2:54:45 That's Iranian accent.

2:54:48 Yeah.

2:54:51 Um what's another accent?

2:54:52 My wheels.

2:54:54 You mess with the wrong Armenian.

2:54:58 Uh, do John government?

2:55:01 I am the government.

2:55:03 Yes.

2:55:04 No, I know everything.

2:55:09 Everybody says that sounds like Obama.

2:55:10 I didn't mean for it to.

2:55:12 Uh, but but I I guess it does.

2:55:15 Can you do canoe accent?

2:55:18 No.

2:55:18 I can't I can't do canute that.

2:55:21 Well, but I can do it.

2:55:23 Okay.

2:55:25 It depends on what I'm saying.

2:55:30 Who cares?

2:55:33 Canada has I I would give like 70.

2:55:41 Huh?

2:55:40 Camera died.

2:55:42 It was It wasn't charging.

2:55:43 It was just It wasn't plugged in.

2:55:44 It was just Oh, yeah.

2:55:48 Um Yeah, his his accent is something like that.

2:55:59 How about um I need this more than you?

2:56:04 I think what's in their accent, chat.

2:56:08 Chad, is the frame too big now?

2:56:13 We look uglier.

2:56:15 Yeah, true.

2:56:17 Yeah, Chad, we look ugly now.

2:56:18 I'm going to end the stream.

2:56:19 I'm depressed.

2:56:21 I like the other lens better.

2:56:23 The other lens is kind of sick.

2:56:25 Yeah.

2:56:26 Why do we I think it's the angle.

2:56:27 It's too low.

2:56:30 No.

2:56:31 No.

2:56:33 Yeah.

2:56:32 I don't like the lens.

2:56:33 Take I like I like it lower because it makes me seem like taller

2:56:38 than chat and I I like I have the power over them, you know?

2:56:43 Oh yeah.

2:56:43 Now chat, listen to me.

2:56:44 I'm your freaking boss.

2:56:45 I'm the big daddy.

2:56:47 From now on, you call me boss.

2:56:49 The big boss.

2:56:51 Girls like having camera on their eye level or upper.

2:56:58 You want a Red Bull?

2:56:59 No, thank you.

2:57:00 It's only 2 a.m.

2:57:13 Can you do Hatch's voice?

2:57:16 Yeah.

2:57:17 Can you not just egg your voice?

2:57:18 A baby voice.

2:57:19 Have you heard?

2:57:20 Yeah, I can.

2:57:23 Howdy.

2:57:23 Y'all make sure to subscribe to the channel.

2:57:26 It's only $5.

2:57:28 That's the closest I can get the hot shoe.

2:57:30 Yeah, that's not hot at all.

2:57:31 Oh frick.

2:57:34 Yeah, that is so I think it sounds like Haju.

2:57:42 No, I will tell you what sounds like.

2:57:48 I will tell you what it sounds like, but I don't think I can say on the street.

2:57:53 Wait, why not?

2:57:55 Wait, why can't you say what it sounds like?

2:57:58 Wait, hold I'll mute That's a southern bell.

2:59:12 What is like It's only $5, y'all.

2:59:16 She said I sound like a porn star.

2:59:18 I didn't say that.

2:59:19 No, I'm just kidding.

2:59:20 I'm just kidding.

2:59:22 Trolling.

2:59:27 Oh, the sex that she makes.

2:59:29 I I I I say that it's way too like sexual.

2:59:37 Um, wait.

2:59:37 Yeah.

2:59:37 Who's who's doing something and you were saying was it Haju?

2:59:41 H Haju was doing something.

2:59:41 You're like, "Why are you making it sexual?" No, no, no, no.

2:59:44 Her sexy voice sounds too sexual in my opinion.

2:59:48 Oh, yeah.

2:59:48 Yeah.

2:59:48 So, I say like, "Why is this Anyway,

2:59:53 to me, I think what Raj sounds like she's in pain." something like that.

2:59:57 Yeah.

3:00:01 Yeah.

3:00:01 But it sounds like from Yeah.

3:00:06 Her French.

3:00:06 Yes.

3:00:08 Yeah.

3:00:08 Haju watches a lot of hentai, I think.

3:00:11 I don't know what them.

3:00:12 No, she watches.

3:00:13 Oh, that's what BL was, right?

3:00:20 Okay.

3:00:20 They It's not It's not hai.

3:00:22 It's boy love and allegedly is art.

3:00:37 Um, right.

3:00:39 Actually, to be honest, it does sound worse.

3:00:44 What?

3:00:42 Boy love sounds worse that time because it's like it just sounds worse.

3:00:52 I don't know if it's true, but it's kind of like a meme in her community.

3:00:56 Yeah, I guess.

3:00:59 Yeah.

3:00:58 Anyways, chat, tomorrow IRL stream, we're going to go car shopping.

3:01:02 We're going to be looking at uh

3:01:04 some different things other than other than Escalades.

3:01:06 You know that tomorrow it'll be like thunderstorm and raining so hard.

3:01:10 Yeah, but but I actually need to go car shopping.

3:01:13 So, like you are picking the worst day possible.

3:01:16 Well, I have to cuz I can't go until at least Monday.

3:01:19 Oh, you know, because they close on Sunday.

3:01:23 And then I don't know why I can't go to Saturday.

3:01:31 We're going to look at some minivans, chat.

3:01:33 Yeah, we're going to look at minivans.

3:01:35 You're thinking about getting van, too?

3:01:38 Yep.

3:01:39 Wow.

3:01:39 Maybe I get a minivan instead of Escalade.

3:01:42 Maybe we downscale it a little bit.

3:01:47 It's your car now.

3:01:48 Uh, well, I had my escalade, but then it got totaled.

3:01:55 Anyways, chat, I'm gonna end.

3:02:01 Okay.

3:02:01 Are you staying live or are you ending?

3:02:02 I have to clean still.

3:02:04 Live or are you ending?

3:02:06 I will go downstairs.

3:02:07 See you.

3:02:08 Okay.

3:02:08 Bye, Mia.

3:02:10 Bye, everyone.

3:02:11 All right, chat.

3:02:14 YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Twitch, Twitter, everything is Santan TV.

3:02:20 Thank you guys so much for watching.

3:02:21 A car the shag wagon.

3:02:25 I think a Toyota Sienna.

3:02:27 Wait, do you guys want to see it?

3:02:31 If you guys have any more suggestions, uh,

3:02:33 send them to me on Discord or Twitter or something.

3:02:42 You can post them in the Discord.

3:02:44 I do read the Discord sometimes.

3:02:49 They don't make PT cruisers anymore.

3:02:54 You called, dude.

3:02:58 Doesn't this look good?

3:03:01 Shag Wagon, thank you for the 54 months, dude.

3:03:04 Look, it's mighty.

3:03:05 Thank you for the two months.

3:03:20 Okay.

3:03:20 Anyways guys, YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit,

3:03:22 Twitch, Twitter, everything is SPF TV.

3:03:25 I will see you guys tomorrow.

3:03:30 Okay.

3:03:35 Oh, play the right song.

3:03:43 I used to have a button that would play it and it broke because Spotify

3:03:46 is weird and doesn't have good integrations

3:03:47 and you have to like build apps for it.

3:03:58 YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter, everything is this.

3:04:03 Oh, wait.

3:04:04 Should we do 24 fps tomorrow?

3:04:09 Should we try it at 24 fps tomorrow with this lens?

3:04:38 Dude, I I feel like I feel like 24p I

3:04:45 feel like 24p on stream throws people off too much.

3:04:53 I think I think 24p on stream throws people

3:04:55 off too much because it needs it needs motion blur.

3:05:13 What about What about 30p?

3:05:18 Wait, 30p?

3:05:20 Wait, wait.

3:05:20 30p actually looks good.

3:05:28 The eyes 25 fps the meme.

3:05:31 Yes, true.

3:05:32 But 30 is 30 is fine.

3:05:34 I think 30 looks pretty good.

3:05:35 Actually, I I would argue that 30 even looks good.

3:05:46 Look at the second highest uh stream dude on Twitch right now.

3:05:49 He's just viewing.

3:05:51 Let me see.

3:05:56 I feel like the the viewers should just be freaking

3:05:59 like uh just throw him in the wood chipper, dude.

3:06:02 That's what I think.

3:06:17 Yeah.

3:06:38 Oh, I think it's somebody trying to advertise their viewer.

3:06:42 They're trying to advertise their view botting is what it is.

3:06:47 Yeah.

3:06:54 Anyway, crazy in band.

3:06:57 Yeah.

3:07:46 Are you exc Yeah, I think it's gonna be great, dude.

3:07:54 I think 30p I think 30p is is fine.

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