THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS - Ep 5: Untitled

0:00 [upbeat techno music plays]♪♪ [cheerful music plays] [schwing!] -Welcome back,

0:12 my candy hearts and paper flowers!

0:15 [schwing!] -[grunts] -Well, that sure could have gone better.

0:21 But I'm sure the next adventure will be less...

0:24 uh, wet.

0:27 -[Kinger]: Hey, Ragatha?

0:28 Can you help me count my eggs before they hatch?

0:31 -Oh, yeah, of course.

0:32 Uh— Wait, what?

0:35 -Looks like that oh-so-positive Ragatha charm is starting to wear off, huh?

0:39 -[groans] -Hmm.

0:46 Hmm...

0:47 -[Zooble]: Looks like this one was a home run, eh?

0:49 -Oh, Zooble, you mismatched cash-piano.

0:52 I'll tear YOU TO PIECE— Constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.

0:55 -[Zooble]: But never acknowledged.

0:57 -[growls] That's it!

0:58 Everybody besides Zooble, get over here!

1:01 [mystical shimmering] Everyone,

1:03 I'm going to pitch to you some future adventure ideas,

1:07 and I'm going to ask you to give me your honest opinions on them.

1:11 -I was gonna sleep.

1:12 -All right!

1:12 So, I've got an adventure where you all tour my amazing magic

1:16 chocolate factory and get killed off one by one from OSHA violations,

1:19 one where a sentient cardiovascular system goes

1:22 to war against the United States military,

1:24 and one where you have to survive in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland

1:28 with a telepathic talking dog who's mean to you the whole time!

1:32 What do you think?

1:35 -Uh, I don't know.

1:37 They all sound a little...

1:39 uh, dark?

1:40 -I can't tell a compelling story where nothing bad happens.

1:44 Where's the intrigue?

1:45 The stakes?

1:45 -Not to mention the sssssex appeal.

1:49 -What are you talking about?

1:50 -[Zooble]: You know, you could always try the suggestion box again.

1:54 I honestly didn't hate the last one we did with it.

1:56 -You...

1:57 didn't hate it?

1:58 -[Zooble]: It was kind of refreshing doing something grounded in reality.

2:01 -Yeah, I really didn't mind that one, either.

2:05 -Uh, what about the rest of you?

2:07 [overlapping chatter] -[Jax]:

2:07 I very much did not enjoy that one in the slightest,

2:10 and if we ever do anything even close to that again,

2:13 I'm getting violent, and I'm going to kill Ragatha.

2:17 -Well, how am I gonna please everybody if you all like different things?

2:20 -[Zooble]: Maybe just keep your adventures open at all times

2:23 and let us do whatever we want, when we want.

2:25 -Are you hearing this, Bubble?

2:27 The toybox character wants us to leave the other

2:30 intelligent AIs to run for a prolonged period of time.

2:34 -Disgusting!

2:35 -[Zooble]: Am I not supposed to be hearing you?

2:37 -Zippy!

2:38 [zip!] -[Zooble]: What did you even zip up?

2:40 I don't have a mouth.

2:42 -Okay, well, how about this?

2:44 We'll do a lightning round,

2:46 going through all the suggestions in the suggestion box in rapid succession.

2:50 And if you don't like one, you can all vote to skip it.

2:54 -What?

2:54 Like, now?

2:55 -That's right!

2:57 So, grab your bones and pop your pansies, 'cause here we go!

3:01 -Wait, didn't we just finish an adventure?

3:03 -I was gonna sleep!

3:05 [dramatic music plays] Oh, wait, I know what this is!

3:10 -[Zooble]: Oh, I swear to God, if this is one of your suggestions...

3:15 -Hi, everyone!

3:16 In today's episode of "Poach Everything," I'm going

3:20 to be hunting the critically endangered red ribbon rhinoceros.

3:25 Ahh, just like mom used to make.

3:29 [cheerful musical sting plays] [growling] -[Zooble]: Oh, my God.

3:40 -Ahh, delicious meat.

3:42 One down, four to go!

3:43 -[Zooble]: All right, I'm calling a vote.

3:45 Let's skip this one— and also make Jax a vegan for the rest of the day.

3:49 -You can't do that.

3:50 [high-pitched tones chiming] [buzzer blats] [ding!] What

3:53 do you mean, you can do that?

3:54 -Sorry, Jax— democracy has spoken.

3:58 -Democracy sucks.

3:59 [portal shimmering] -[Pomni]: Wait, what?

4:03 Why me?

4:04 -[Jax]: Eh, I thought a position of power suited you.

4:07 -[Zooble]: Oh, my God, are these all gonna be Jax's ideas?

4:09 [patriotic music plays] -[Kinger]: Well, Ms.

4:14 President, it looks like there are some new developments

4:17 in the ongoing war between Australia and New Zealand.

4:20 We may need to take in some refugees.

4:23 What do you think?

4:24 -Wh— How do you know what to do?

4:26 What?

4:26 -[Kinger]: Didn't you get the brief?

4:28 -I am...

4:29 just being here.

4:31 -You're doing great, Pomni!

4:32 -[Kinger]: Come down here for a sec.

4:36 [whispering] We all got briefs on our characters.

4:39 I'm your assistant.

4:41 -I-Is that a baby-head lamp?

4:44 -[Kinger]: Didn't you get one, too?

4:46 I figured we were all on the same page here.

4:48 But, if not, you're gonna have to tap into those golden improv skills.

4:52 -I'm sorry, what?

4:53 -[Jax]: Oh, yeah!

4:54 I didn't give you one 'cause I wanted to see what you'd do!

4:57 -Thanks, Jax.

4:58 Appreciate it.

4:59 -[Kinger]: I'm not Jax.

5:03 -[Australian accent] Oy, mate!

5:04 I'm an Australian extremist, and I've come to detonate this bomb

5:07 that'll release all the world's deadliest spiders into...

5:13 [normal voice] Did I pick a bad time?

5:14 [canned laughter plays] [laughter continues

5:17 over speakers] -His acting is phenomenal.

5:19 It's hard to believe he's vegan.

5:22 -Why wouldn't the president have a bomb squad?!

5:24 -Don't worry, President Pomni!

5:26 I believe you can do this.

5:27 -There's centipedes in there, too.

5:29 -Just be sure you know what you're doing.

5:31 -Okay, well, which wire do I cut?

5:34 -Follow your heart.

5:35 -You stay out of this!

5:36 Shouldn't you be arrested, or something?

5:38 -Hey, I'm on your side here.

5:40 -You're literally not.

5:41 -Come on, just pick your favorite color.

5:43 -Like the red one?

5:45 -[Kinger]: I'd personally go with blue.

5:47 Blue's my favorite color— it being closest to black, and all.

5:52 -Wouldn't black be your favorite color, then?

5:54 -[Kinger]: Well, no.

5:55 There's no black wire.

5:56 -Hi.

5:58 I'm a New Zealand extremist, and...

6:01 I...

6:02 don't..

6:03 know what New Zealanders threaten people with.

6:06 [bomb ticking] [mellow jazz music plays]♪♪ -[distorted

6:19 feedback blares] [cheerful pop music plays] -[Singer]:

6:25 [singing in Japanese]♪♪ -What is this?

6:35 I don't like this.

6:36 -[Zooble]: [sighs] Can it.

6:38 At least we finally have one that's by someone else.

6:40 -Yeah, there's nothing more fun than being back in school.

6:43 -Just give it a chance, Jax.

6:45 Jeez.

6:46 -[Zooble]: There's nothing wrong with your suggestion.

6:48 -Wh— H-How did you know this was my suggestion?!

6:52 -Can you believe this, Pomni?

6:54 First she draws anime.

6:55 Now she drags us all into one.

6:57 [scoffs] She must be one of them, uh...

7:01 losers.

7:02 -You threw me out of a moving truck.

7:04 -[Kinger]: All right, class.

7:05 Today, we're gonna learn the popular foreign language known as...

7:09 English?

7:10 -This is boring.

7:11 I vote we skip it.

7:12 -[Zooble]: Shut up, we're not skipping it.

7:14 -[scoffs] Slice-of-life animes are the worst ones.

7:16 It's embarrassing!

7:18 [chuckles] I mean, I guess it's not as embarrassing

7:21 as that time Gangle took an anime figure and— -Actually, yeah!

7:23 We can skip it, that's fine!

7:25 Let's skip this one!

7:28 [mellow celestial music plays] [insects chirping softly]♪♪

7:36 -Are we just chilling for this one?

7:39 Can I finally relax?

7:41 -Uh, I guess so.

7:42 But, uh, I prefer a little bite to my adventures.

7:45 -[Kinger]: [chomps] Then why don't you help yourself to a sangwidge?

7:50 -[Zooble]: Here.

7:51 -Thanks.

7:54 -Do you think Gangle is actually capable of being happy?

8:00 -What?

8:00 -I dunno.

8:01 Like, her comedy mask still breaks every day.

8:03 Does she think hanging out with Zooble is gonna magically fix that?

8:07 -Maybe she just doesn't wanna hang out

8:09 with someone who's mean to her all the time.

8:11 -She likes when I'm mean to her, though.

8:13 -I didn't think you cared about what other people like.

8:16 -[scoffs] I just...

8:18 No, yeah, y-you're right— I don't.

8:22 -Do you have any...

8:24 actual friends?

8:26 -Not anymore.

8:29 Oh— Oh.

8:30 Oh, wait, no.

8:31 Uh, I'm— I'm sorry.

8:32 I-I wasn't talking about— That --That wasn't meant to be— Uh— Uh...

8:37 Hey, Kinger!

8:38 [laughs awkwardly] Did you see the fireflies all the way over there?

8:40 -[Kinger]: [gasps] Where?!

8:44 -What was that about?

8:46 -It's nothing.

8:47 Who cares?

8:49 [sighs] Doesn't she get on your nerves sometimes?

8:52 -I mean, she's nice to everyone.

8:55 -[sighs] I don't know, I just— I think she tries way too hard.

8:59 Like, we're stuck in— Why are you always pretending everything's always fine?

9:04 Like, if you tell someone they're loved and appreciated every day,

9:07 it just kind of loses all meaning.

9:10 [inhales deeply] [sighs] It just feels like she's

9:12 trying to take advantage of you, you know?

9:15 I don't know.

9:17 Also, she's dumb, and she looks weird.

9:20 -Eh, I think we all look weird.

9:22 -[scoffs] Excuse you.

9:23 This is what peak male performance looks like.

9:25 My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity.

9:30 -You don't have a tail.

9:31 -[scoffs] What are you talking about?

9:33 Yes, I do.

9:34 It's— It— What the— Where's my tail?

9:37 How long have I not had my tail?

9:38 -I have never seen you with a tail.

9:41 -When would that have even...

9:44 [stammers]♪♪ -They look happy.

9:48 -They do, don't they?

9:51 -You think after this, maybe we could— -Wait a minute!

9:54 That's a bad thing!

9:55 -Explain to daddy Bubble how bad thing?

9:58 -I-I think that— Don't say that.

10:00 I-I think they're enjoying the suggestion

10:02 box adventures more than the me adventures!

10:04 What should I do?

10:05 -You should die— You should throw a [BLEEP!] beach party!

10:09 -Why do you swear now?

10:10 Ugh, forget it.

10:11 Let's go to an intermission.

10:12 [rewound audio warbles] -[deep sultry voice]: Intermission time.

10:18 [record scratches] [trippy music

10:19 plays] [remixed vocals play]♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ -[Zooble]:

11:16 Caine, what are we doing right now?

11:18 -We're intermissioning!

11:20 -[Zooble]: Why?

11:24 Uh...

11:25 Hello?

11:26 -And now, back to the show!

11:28 [moody jazz music plays] [bell jingles]♪♪ -Gimme a whiskey sour.

11:35 But hold the egg white, since I'm a vegan.

11:38 Wha— I hate this!

11:39 How is this even possible?

11:41 I thought Caine couldn't— -[Zooble]: I could have made it way worse for you.

11:45 -Well, I'm calling a vote to turn Zooble into a slug.

11:48 [warbling tones play] [low tones play] -Everyone voted against that.

11:52 -UUUUGGHH!!

11:54 No hate it...

11:55 [bell jingles] -[Kinger]: Phew!

11:57 It's raining like the dickens out there.

12:00 -Hey, guys.

12:03 I'll have a cosmopolitan.

12:06 -[Kinger]: Gimme a corncob blitz.

12:09 -[Zooble]: I'll throw something together.

12:12 -You know your way around alcohol, huh?

12:14 -[Zooble]: Yeah.

12:15 This was one of my suggestions.

12:17 I worked at a bar briefly.

12:19 I like making drinks.

12:20 -[scoffs] That sounds fitting for you.

12:22 -[Zooble]: I know there's an implication there,

12:24 but I can't be [BOINK!] to figure it out.

12:27 -So, Pomni, you ever have any jobs?

12:29 Or are you too young for that?

12:30 -I'm 25 years old.

12:33 And, yeah.

12:34 I was an accountant for a— a supermarket chain.

12:37 -A supermarket?

12:39 How'd you end up here?

12:40 -Well, I...

12:42 sometimes got bored of things...

12:45 and I would seek out mild thrills.

12:47 Like exploring abandoned buildings, you know?

12:50 And posting videos of it online.

12:53 -Ah, a YouTuber.

12:55 -Not really.

12:56 Nobody watched them.

12:59 It was just something I did for me.

13:01 -[Zooble]: I sometimes did that.

13:03 I wouldn't record it, though.

13:05 Here's your cosmo.

13:06 -Thanks.

13:06 -Hiding something.

13:08 -[Zooble]: You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

13:10 What's your story, then?

13:11 -Ah, I thought you'd never ask.

13:13 Well, after my lung cancer diagnosis,

13:16 me and my junkie associate from a chemistry

13:17 class I used to teach— -[Zooble]: I figured.

13:19 How about you, Gangle?

13:20 -Hey, I wasn't done.

13:21 -[Zooble]: If you're gonna make [BOINK!] up, at least be creative about it.

13:24 I know what you're referencing.

13:26 -Was that a reference to something?

13:28 -Uh...

13:30 I worked in fast food.

13:32 -[Zooble]: You've done more than that.

13:33 What about your art?

13:34 -I was in community college for graphic design, but I dropped out.

13:40 I didn't really pursue art much after that.

13:42 -[Zooble]: Hey, I'm always down to make art together, if you want.

13:45 -Oh, I didn't know you were an artist, too, Zooble.

13:48 -[Zooble]: Uh, yeah, I was a tattoo artist for a couple years.

13:50 -A bartender AND a tattoo artist?

13:53 [laughs] You're killin' me here, Zoobie.

13:56 -[Zooble]: What do you mean when you say that?

13:58 Do you have, like, an actual point?

13:59 Or are you just talking?

14:01 -I'm just havin' fun.

14:02 I forgot you hate fun.

14:04 -[Zooble]: Fun isn't the thing I hate.

14:07 -I guess I'll go now.

14:08 Oh, jeez, where to start.

14:10 [laughs nervously] Um, I was born into a fairly wealthy family.

14:14 We had a large property with horses and chickens.

14:18 And my mother...

14:19 Uh, well...

14:21 my mother was...

14:22 a lot.

14:23 Uh, I worked in real estate for a bit until I ended up...

14:27 here.

14:29 [sighs] I'm sure she doesn't miss me.

14:32 I certainly don't miss the yelling...

14:35 and the berating...

14:36 and guilt-tripping...

14:38 [laughs nervously] And the...

14:42 Yeah.

14:42 [laughs] Just kind of a farm girl.

14:44 Nothing too out of the ordinary.

14:49 -And no point in asking Kinger, 'cause there's no way he remembers anything.

14:53 -[Kinger]: Never better!

14:56 -Do you guys know about his wife?

14:58 -Huh?

14:58 -[Kinger]: MY WHAT?!

15:00 Oh.

15:01 -[scoffs] [door opens] [bell dings] -[NPC]: He— -What?

15:08 -[Zooble]: That's disappearing guy.

15:10 That's just what he does.

15:11 -I see.

15:13 From a previous adventure?

15:16 -Yeah.

15:16 God, Pomni.

15:17 You didn't know that?

15:19 -[Zooble]: I'm ignoring you.

15:20 -By the way, Pomni, sorry about the whole president thing.

15:24 I just thought it'd be funny.

15:26 -Uh, are— are— are you apologizing?

15:29 What's happening?

15:30 -[Zooble]: Just ignore him.

15:31 -Uh...

15:33 Apology accepted.

15:35 I guess.

15:36 -Wow, the first steps of a budding friendship.

15:39 Right, Ragatha?

15:42 -Uh, hey, Pomni.

15:44 Remember when Kaufmo smashed me against the walls and I got all jumbled up?

15:49 Ah, all things considered, that was pretty funny, right?

15:52 -Noooo?

15:54 Not really.

15:55 -Oh, yeah, yeah.

15:57 No, sorry.

15:58 That was probably pretty traumatic for you.

16:00 -Ooh, remember when you got high at McDonald's and told Gangle to kill herself?

16:04 [chuckles] Now that was funny.

16:06 -What?

16:06 I-I did not say that!

16:08 I-I think.

16:09 No.

16:09 No, of course I didn't.

16:10 I— And I am still so, so sorry about that, Gangle.

16:14 I would never have said anything like that if

16:16 I didn't get that stupid sauce in my eye!

16:19 -Jeez, Raggy, just let yourself be mean sometimes.

16:23 It's funny.

16:23 -[Zooble]: Yeah.

16:24 Constantly tormenting Gangle's really funny, Jax.

16:27 -You guys all take this place way too seriously.

16:32 Wh— What is this?

16:35 Why'd you do that?

16:37 Can you get that thing away from me?

16:39 -[Zooble]: Are you afraid of corn?

16:41 -No.

16:42 Who's afraid of corn?

16:44 [exclaims] -I'm bored!

16:46 Let's go to the next adventure!

16:47 -[Zooble]: You're not even a part of— [crowd cheering] -[Caine]:

16:51 [through microphone] It's softball, ladies and gentlemen!

16:54 -[Ragatha]: O-Oh.

16:54 We're doing this now?

16:56 -Beautiful night for a game, right, Bubble?

16:58 -BLEEEH!!

17:00 -We've got the Big Tops playing against the Evil Big Tops!

17:05 -'Sup, [BLEEP!]?

17:06 I'm Evil Pomni.

17:08 -[cackling] I'm Evil Ragatha!

17:12 -[Evil Kinger]: Coach Dictatorer, here!

17:14 -[nervously] Uh, hi, guys.

17:15 I-I'm Evil Jax.

17:17 -[Evil Orbsman]: Evil Orbsman, reporting for duty!

17:20 -[Evil Zooble]: [goofy voice] I'm Bazooble!

17:22 [babbles] -Well, that wasn't in my suggestion.

17:25 -Why don't I get an evil clone?

17:27 -But first, let's welcome our special guest,

17:29 here to sing the American national anthem.

17:32 [crowd cheering] [microphone feedback squeals] -[Disappearing Guy]:♪ Oh,

17:39 sa—♪ [applause] -[screams] -[Kinger]: All right, team!

17:52 I may not know what's going on or who is going on, or when is going on, or why

17:58 is going on, but I do know where is going on, and it's out on that field.

18:04 So, let's go break some tailbones, team.

18:08 -H-Hey, guys.

18:09 -I-I hope we all have a fun game, no matter who ends up winning.

18:14 -I wanna kill that guy.

18:17 -Well, hello, Stupidgatha!

18:19 I hope you're ready to get completely annihilated!

18:22 [cackles] Nobody loves you, and you're going to die someday!

18:27 [cackles] -We can't exactly die.

18:30 That's like the whole thing here.

18:34 -[Evil Orbsman]: What the frick?

18:35 -Huh?

18:36 Oh, check this [BLEEP!] out.

18:39 You're out, dumb-[BLEEP!] -[BOINK!] it!

18:42 -Hah!

18:43 Get owned!

18:44 -[BLEEP!] yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.

18:46 -Ah, she's cool.

18:49 Wait, w-what's that?

18:53 [chime rings] What the heck?!

18:56 Who did this?!

18:58 -[giggles] -YOU!

18:59 -[screaming] -[Zooble]: Hey!

19:01 -[wailing] -[Kinger]: Jax, you're up to bat!

19:04 -I cant— Don't wanna— [stammers] I look like this, though!

19:08 -[Zooble]: Seems fitting for you, though.

19:09 I figured you'd be into this.

19:10 -What does that mean?

19:11 What's that supposed to mean?

19:13 -[Zooble]: I'm just havin' fun.

19:14 I forgot you hate fun.

19:15 -I don't want to wear this!

19:17 [breathing heavily] -[Zooble]: I have never seen you this upset about something.

19:24 -[Kinger]: Jax!

19:25 Bat!

19:25 -I'm gonna kill you when this is over.

19:29 -[Evil Zooble]: Let's see what you're made of!

19:32 -Sh— Shut up!

19:33 -D-Don't worry!

19:34 I think you look good!

19:35 -I don't want to hear that!

19:36 I want you dead!

19:41 -[chomps] -Huh, I guess there's no more ball.

19:44 We're done.

19:44 -[Kinger]: Wait!

19:45 I got this!

19:48 Hmm.

19:49 -[Zooble]: Wh— Hey!

19:50 -[Kinger]: Sorry, Zooble.

19:51 It's just the perfect regulation softball size.

19:54 We're not playin' baseball, here.

20:01 -[sighs] I'm not doing this anymore.

20:03 -[Kinger]: Wait, Jax!

20:04 Wh— What about where is going on?

20:07 -[sighs] I can't believe I hit it right to her.

20:10 I'm supposed to be better than that.

20:13 [sighs] Sorry.

20:14 I should be a better sport.

20:17 -Not to, like, agree with Jax, or anything,

20:20 but there's nothing wrong with showing your negative emotions.

20:23 That's...

20:24 pretty normal.

20:25 -[sighs] I don't know.

20:27 I don't want to be a jerk, or anything.

20:29 -I think we all need to be a jerk sometimes.

20:33 -[mumbles] Maybe.

20:35 Who knows?

20:40 -[Zooble]: Caine!

20:41 We need a ball here!

20:42 -[snores] [stammers] Wha— Oh!

20:44 [schwing!] -[Zooble]: Jax, we have a ball now!

20:48 What are you doing?

20:49 -Ugh, see ya.

20:55 Whoops, I missed.

20:58 Oh, darn, I'm out.

21:03 -Having fun?

21:04 -Oh, you know it.

21:07 Oh, look, Gangle's up to bat.

21:09 How do you think this is gonna go?

21:10 -Would you stop trying to force her to act like you?

21:13 -Oh, yeah, I should force her to be happy all the time instead— right.

21:16 -Well, it's better than turning

21:18 her into some insensitive jerk who deflects everything.

21:21 -I can think for myself, guys.

21:23 -Hey, I ain't forcin' anything on ya.

21:25 -And then you just act like you never do anything wrong and everybody loves you,

21:28 when, in reality, you just [BONK!] everything up for everyone else!

21:31 -Okay, let's, like, calm down a bit.

21:34 -What?!

21:35 You're the one who said it's fine to be a jerk sometimes!

21:38 Ugh!

21:40 I'm sorry, Pomni.

21:41 [sighs] That wasn't very cool of me.

21:43 -I-It's fine.

21:45 -No apologies for me?

21:47 This is so sad.

21:49 -[sighs] I'm sorry, Jax...

21:52 for...

21:54 for bringing up that thing earlier.

22:02 -So...

22:03 You wanna...

22:05 talk about that?

22:07 -I'm in a maid outfit.

22:09 What do you think?

22:11 [yelps] -[sighs] So, how's the game going?

22:14 -[Kinger]: Great!

22:15 Gangle hit a home run!

22:17 -Really?

22:17 -Yeah.

22:18 Your instructions helped me a lot.

22:21 -Huh.

22:22 [laughs softly] -[Zooble]: Can you give me my eye back?

22:25 -[Evil Zooble]: Jokes on you— I've already forgotten what you're talkin' about!

22:30 [grunts] -Wowie!

22:32 Another home run!

22:35 -[Evil Kinger]: God [BLEEP!] -[Zooble]: What, uh— Okay.

22:39 -[Kinger]: Nice going, Zooble!

22:41 All right, Pomni, you're up.

22:44 -Hey, Ragatha?

22:45 You wanna bat for me instead?

22:47 -O-O-Oh, uh...

22:49 I guess I could, if you really don't want to.

22:52 -Think of it as a— a second chance to show 'em who's boss.

22:56 -[chuckles] Yeah.

23:05 Uh...

23:06 -Bazowieezooweewa!

23:07 Another home run!

23:09 And that makes three home runs in a row!

23:11 The Big Tops win!

23:13 -Uh, that's...

23:15 not how softball works.

23:17 -Well, that's how my softball works.

23:18 We're done!

23:19 Hooray!

23:19 -No!

23:20 [shrieking] -Ugh.

23:21 [BLEEP!], man.

23:23 We didn't even get to bat.

23:28 -[Kinger]: You did it, Ragatha!

23:30 -Whoa!

23:30 -[Kinger]: We won!

23:32 -Uh, I mean, I guess.

23:34 [laughs] -Good job— whatever you did.

23:38 -[Zooble]: Huh?

23:38 Uh, oh, yeah.

23:39 Good job, team.

23:41 -Huh?

23:42 Oh, cool.

23:43 I'm not a vegan anymore.

23:46 -Oh, hey!

23:46 W-Wait, what are you— -[growling] -[screaming] -[Kinger]: Why is going on?!

23:52 [screaming and growling continue] [portal shimmering] -Well,

23:59 I hope we all learned that suggestion box ideas are actually not fun at all,

24:04 and Caine's ideas are much better!

24:07 -[Zooble]: Well, some of them were pretty okay.

24:09 -I kind of liked the low-stakes ones.

24:11 -I thought the first two were awesome.

24:13 The rest, eh.

24:15 Oh, yeah, Pomni— I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.

24:18 -Uh, oh, yeah, sure.

24:26 -[sighs] [sinister music plays]♪♪♪♪ [upbeat jazzy

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