SCORING A HAT-TRICK AT WEMBLEY! (POV)

0:00 Today's the day.

0:00 Today's the day we score at Wembley again.

0:12 [screaming]

0:12 I'm not going to lie.

0:13 I had a terrible night's sleep, but I always do.

0:15 I always sleep awful.

0:16 I feel gross.

0:18 Everything has been emptied from me.

0:20 I'll put that in a polite way.

0:21 And now it's time for players' breakfast,

0:23 and then we got to come back, grab our stuff.

0:25 Listen to the Do you hear that?

0:26 Stuff.

0:27 Anyways, we got breakfast.

0:28 Yeah, let me have a look at your notes.

0:30 Let me have a look.

0:30 Jason, breakfast again.

0:32 Fragile.

0:32 Yeah, man, I slept good.

0:33 Sexy.

0:34 Very fragile.

0:34 Tiny socks.

0:36 Yeah, you found out about that, and you decided to try to attack me.

0:38 Bro, he looks swamped.

0:39 What is that?

0:40 What, Jack?

0:40 Well, I thought we were both going all silly in that.

0:43 Look at him.

0:44 He is silly.

0:45 Yeah, but it's not No, I look like the real deal.

0:47 I look like I'm ready to coach a winning team.

0:49 What are you doing?

0:50 I don't know.

0:51 I made a mistake.

0:52 I might have misled you a little bit in the DMs, but not not to this point.

0:57 I don't think at any point What words could he have

0:58 possibly said to have got you I said I've got an outfit,

1:01 and I think I've delivered on that.

1:03 I I say that's a costume.

1:04 Yeah, that's not This isn't a costume party.

1:06 This is something you wear if somebody goes, "Right,

1:07 it's a medieval theme." It's not a medieval theme.

1:11 It's the breakfast of champions.

1:13 We get some Greek yogurt, we whack some raspberries in there,

1:16 couple grapes, some strawberries, banana, some blueberries.

1:19 That is a meal and a half.

1:21 I'm actually pissed.

1:22 I got fruit I was doing this like whole meal of champions.

1:25 I didn't realize there was eggs and[ __] My keeper, 20 minutes.

1:28 Let's go.

1:28 20 minutes.

1:29 Is there a way we can get on the bus?

1:30 10 minutes we'll be meeting out there.

1:31 Okay.

1:31 I'll be out there right now.

1:32 Josh, you ain't scoring past him.

1:34 Oh, no.

1:37 That was good energy, bro.

1:38 I know how to score against him.

1:40 Pass it slowly into the corner.

1:41 No, bro, he That was just him getting locked in.

1:43 Now he's locked in.

1:44 Different beast.

1:44 You see him?

1:44 Headphones on.

1:45 All right.

1:46 Don't judge me for this mess.

1:48 Are we Oh, you're just coming in for some fun?

1:51 Yeah.

1:52 Ah, big night last night, wasn't it?

1:54 It's a mess.

1:55 Oh, Tolisso's not here.

1:57 That's weird.

1:58 Now that you've left, I feel like it's weird, isn't it?

2:02 I'm going to double-check that they took

2:03 my boots yesterday because I literally said to them,

2:05 I was like, "Yeah, you can take my boots.

2:06 You don't need to.

2:07 There's no way I'm going to forget them." Now

2:08 I don't know if I have them or not.

2:09 BUT I'VE GOT EVERYTHING.

2:11 AH!

2:12 WE'RE GOING We're all getting ready now.

2:13 There's people out here.

2:15 Hello.

2:15 Getting on here.

2:15 Although I think we're leaving in like 20 minutes.

2:17 Oh my god.

2:18 Look at this.

2:21 [laughter] Do you regret it?

2:22 Yes, I regret it, Simon.

2:24 I think you're going to get so many clips cuz of it.

2:27 And ultimately, that's what you want.

2:30 Is it?

2:30 Yes.

2:31 I think this ain't a good thing, Simon.

2:34 I'm going to get booed.

2:35 Yeah, 36 seconds.

2:36 People are going to boo me, Simon.

2:39 I get it.

2:39 I mean, I feel like you're trying to share it, but How are you yourself?

2:44 No, it's in the target.

2:47 Good grief.

2:51 Is this for a vlog?

2:52 No, it's just for me.

2:53 What the hell do you think this [laughter] is?

2:56 Where are we going?

2:56 You guessed.

2:58 Oh my Oh, he's had stuff this morning.

3:00 He's on something.

3:01 Hi.

3:02 Simon's vlog.

3:03 We We made it.

3:06 WHERE IS IT?

3:10 OH MY GOODNESS.

3:12 OH, LONDON.

3:13 Let's go, my goodness.

3:16 Just me then.

3:16 You[ __] You're a[ __] loser.

3:20 You look like you're asleep, you[ __][ __][ __] you.

3:22 a[ __] Nintendo Switch on you.

3:24 What do you What the[ __] do you want TO DO WITH THE BALL?

3:26 NOTHING.

3:26 You're going to never You're never going to block us.

3:29 Yes and no.

3:30 Yes and no.

3:31 Say that to my Say that to him.

3:33 Say that to him.

3:34 Say that to him, bro.

3:34 Say that to him, dude.

3:36 Say that TO HIM, DUDE.

3:39 [laughter] OH, YEAH.

3:41 OH MY GOD.

3:43 SIMON, I can't hear you.

3:44 No.

3:46 No, I'm in the bus.

3:47 By the way, it's not It's 12 It's 12:00 right now.

3:50 The game starts at 3:00.

3:51 Everyone's wearing All Stars.

3:52 Let's see what happens in the game.

3:54 Really?

3:58 I'm ready, bro.

3:59 I'm[ __] ready.

4:00 I want to I want to kick some[ __] man.

4:10 Oh, I got to get up.

4:19 [laughter] Is that how easy it is?

4:23 Yeah.

4:36 The hype's kicking in right now.

4:38 And then we're going to get there.

4:38 Everyone's going to be hyped.

4:39 And then they go, "Oh, yeah.

4:40 Another hour till we go out." And then we got training,

4:42 and then we got to We are 3 hours early.

4:45 That's insane.

4:46 Yeah.

4:48 __] the Sidemen.

4:53 Oh, you're here.

4:54 Damn.

4:55 Okay.

4:56 Follow me.

4:56 Where, boys?

4:57 Look at this.

4:58 Home dressing room.

5:03 So, we get these.

5:04 They don't have this.

5:05 They ain't got these, bro.

5:07 They ain't got these ice baths.

5:09 By the way, when you play badly I can't really throw it,

5:12 but I'm between the[ __] Spanish legend and the French legend.

5:18 I'm between in international royalty right here.

5:24 Vamos!

5:24 That's the only word I know.

5:26 It's so good seeing everyone who hasn't played walking like him.

5:30 Like seeing Mr.

5:31 Who's the Boss walk in and be like, "Ah,

5:32 this is sick." Oh, my boots been cleaned as well.

5:37 Barely.

5:39 [laughter] I don't think they were cleaned at all.

5:40 They were like, "Yeah,

5:40 we'll clean them for you." Show some respect to the badge.

5:46 Bro, that's It's half the room.

5:48 It's half the room.

5:53 Mental 7 for the seventh year as well.

5:57 Didn't even realize.

5:57 So, we got a training kit as well.

5:59 We got 2 hours before we got to go out onto the pitch,

6:01 so I need to figure out what we're doing.

6:03 I actually don't.

6:03 Is there a timetable somewhere?

6:05 Countdown to kickoff, arrival both teams 12:00 till 12:30.

6:08 Match officials briefing 12:30.

6:11 Captains briefing 12:45.

6:13 Main pitch watering window until two.

6:15 One till two.

6:16 That's what it's going to look like.

6:17 Look at this.

6:17 You're going to have the big balloons like that.

6:19 This is going to be like the pyrotechnics.

6:21 And then we're all here lined up.

6:23 There's a little fireworks there as well.

6:24 That's when it feels real.

6:25 When you start feeling the the fire, that's when it's like, "Oh, shit." Again,

6:29 I vomited a little bit of bile in the toilet in the bathroom of the hotel,

6:32 but it was like a It was like a spit.

6:33 And I had a massive poo.

6:35 I want to get like a football or something.

6:36 Feel like we need People.

6:39 Uh Uh pamplemousse.

6:43 Uh[ __] I don't know anything in French.

6:45 All right, walking out onto the pitch.

6:47 Frizzy's told us to come out, have a little look around.

6:49 Oh, sold out.

6:51 Look at that.

6:51 Mental mental crowd right now.

6:53 Can barely hear it.

6:54 What?

6:55 Did you say something?

6:56 The fact that this man, by the way,

6:57 is is here at Wembley like this is so stupid.

7:02 Are you chatting gas?

7:04 Are you chatting gas?

7:06 geezer chatting gas?

7:08 Talking to a governess.

7:11 [laughter] You want a vodka already.

7:12 Yeah.

7:12 Every match except last Wembley we've done at least one shot.

7:16 In the other stadiums we could go up to the like family and friends lounge.

7:18 So, we would go up there before, we all did a shot, came back down.

7:21 Get him loose.

7:23 You like that?

7:24 Was that good?

7:25 Yeah.

7:26 Yeah?

7:26 Your turn.

7:28 You can't reach.

7:28 No, not my ass, bro.

7:29 You can't reach up there.

7:30 There you go.

7:31 Look.

7:31 __] you.

7:32 Oh, he does it so hard it actually feels really good.

7:35 No, that's your tail on your shoulder right here.

7:36 Oh.

7:38 Right here.

7:39 Oh, no, my back is like Or right here.

7:40 Oh, what the[ __] are you doing, bro?

7:46 You know, like a dog you need to put down.

7:48 The fact that this man's played twice at Wembley is mental.

7:51 You ever watch The Greatest Showman?

7:52 Greatest Showman you should watch.

7:54 Do you like music?

7:54 Like musical, mate.

7:55 Okay, don't worry.

7:56 Unless it's drum and bass.

7:58 Uh it is a little bit of drum and bass.

7:59 Actually?

8:00 Yeah.

8:01 There's a song called Never Enough that is like Oh, I'd like that.

8:07 Never enough.

8:08 160 bpm.

8:09 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

8:10 Maybe sometimes 170.

8:12 __] me.

8:12 Yeah.

8:13 Mental.

8:17 What?

8:18 Yeah, walk away.

8:19 You actually don't know.

8:20 You don't hate me, though.

8:22 Nah.

8:25 See?

8:26 We're good friends.

8:28 Did I?

8:29 Did you close Did you close your eyes while hugging me?

8:32 Yeah.

8:33 That's mental.

8:36 How is that mental?

8:37 If you close your eyes while That's like No, that's Yeah, it was intimate.

8:43 It was really intimate.

8:51 Stretching, yeah?

8:52 We're stretching.

8:53 Are you going to sleep?

8:59 You got a You got a message for Simon?

9:00 Yeah, bro.

9:01 Kill it.

9:01 And if you're killing it too much, let us kill it for a little bit and then,

9:04 you know, Please don't get that too hard, please.

9:07 Please, Simon, please.

9:08 No hat tricks today.

9:09 got a message for Simon?

9:10 Sorry, mate.

9:14 Uh Simon, I hope you've enjoyed walking cuz today's your last day, my friend.

9:18 Wheelchair for life.

9:19 Two foot in the back.

9:20 I'm joking, of course.

9:21 Please don't embarrass me too much.

9:23 That's all I ask.

9:23 He's not that quick is the only thing I'm clinging on to.

9:26 He might He might do skills on me.

9:27 He might score past me, but surely I'm I can beat him for pace, but we'll see.

9:31 Ah.

9:32 Hey, Simon, you're[ __] man.

9:34 __] you, Simon.

9:34 Your name's Simon.

9:36 Simon.

9:38 Simon.

9:39 Are you still talking?

9:41 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

9:43 Practice, practice, practice.

9:44 That's what I want to see, Dave.

9:45 That's what I want to see.

9:47 Oh.

9:48 That's what I want to see.

9:50 Mate, put him down softly.

9:50 That's our MVP, bro.

9:52 I just got to Madden's looking our MVP.

9:56 He actually is.

9:57 The sick thing is you are literally both on this on our team.

10:00 Yeah.

10:00 Can we stop comparing them, guys, and just appreciate them both?

10:02 I like that.

10:03 I like that.

10:04 Yeah.

10:04 Appreciate that.

10:04 team here.

10:05 You know what I mean?

10:06 Yo, what are you doing?

10:06 Yo, what are you doing in here, bro?

10:07 What are you doing in here?

10:08 Yo, what are you doing?

10:09 What are you doing?

10:10 What are you doing, huh?

10:11 What?

10:11 What are you doing?

10:12 What are you doing?

10:13 What are you trying to get?

10:17 I'm going to meet your father.

10:19 What does that mean?

10:21 [laughter] Maybe I'll go to I'll go to the pit.

10:28 I think I'd rather be in that changing room than that.

10:32 [laughter] You're what?

10:33 We're literally the same team, dude.

10:35 Are we?

10:36 Yes.

10:36 Are we?

10:37 I'm going to assist you, and then you're going to have to say,

10:38 "Oh my god, thank you so much, Danny.

10:40 I love you." I'm going to get the ball from your assist.

10:42 Right.

10:42 I'm going to kick it into their player,

10:43 get it back, and then score so it doesn't count.

10:45 That would just be a bit[ __] from you.

10:47 Cuz I've never scored or assisted at a Sidemen match, so.

10:50 Never.

10:51 Why did we want That's why we didn't pick you on the team.

10:53 I'm going to shock the world today.

10:54 It goes well when people say that normally.

10:56 I'm shocking the world.

10:57 This is coming out after, of course, right?

10:59 No, it's before.

11:00 So, you're witnessing We're live.

11:04 Uh Oh.

11:16 Oh, MY GAME MY KNEE MY KNEE gave up.

11:19 __] My knee gave up on me there.

11:20 That was a much really bad Okay.

11:23 Uh Oh my boy, that's kind of cool.

11:25 Is that your celebration for today?

11:27 Yeah, what's your celebration?

11:28 Oh, it's top top corner.

11:30 Oh.

11:31 Oh.

11:32 Are you Are you meant to land on the floor?

11:35 Okay.

11:36 So, it's like 50/50 chance of it working.

11:38 What's your celebration?

11:41 [laughter] I can't believe it.

11:42 All right.

11:42 If I If I get the chance, I'm not passing.

11:44 I'll pass the badge.

11:44 I want to see that.

11:45 I don't want to see that ever.

11:49 Yes.

11:51 [laughter] Or what if you bang it in and then just run away opposite M?

11:58 Three, mate.

11:59 If you score and basically just run to the bench and sub yourself off.

12:02 Kind of cold.

12:03 Like you You do that, run to the bench, and just sit down.

12:11 [applause]

12:10 That'd be cold.

12:11 Yeah, that'd be cold.

12:23 [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] We found a ball.

12:40 Feel like this is the one thing that's going to lift the mood

12:42 right now cuz everyone's Everyone's a little bit ah, we've got ages.

12:44 Boys, I bring A GIFT.

12:45 A FOOTBALL!

12:50 [cheering and applause]

12:51 TOUCH.

13:00 [laughter]

13:00 ADVICE.

13:01 I WOULDN'T WEAR boots in here to this for this.

13:05 You can, but I wouldn't do KEEPIE-UPPIES WITH BOOTS.

13:13 OH, THE REVERSE!

13:16 OH!

13:21 LOCK IN.

13:22 LOCK IN.

13:29 YEAH.

13:31 HE WALKED IN AND ALMOST BOOED US.

13:35 [laughter] But now that I saw that, yeah.

13:37 You good, yeah?

13:38 Love.

13:39 All the best, man.

13:42 I got to go out to train.

13:43 Here we go.

13:43 Still got an hour till kick-off,

13:45 so it's like it's like half full right now, I'd say.

13:53 [cheering] Mental.

13:53 Mental.

13:57 [music] [music] We're warming up.

14:05 We are warming up, Simon.

14:07 I'm knackered already.

14:09 This is the corner we got to celebrate to.

14:12 That was all of us.

14:14 Boo!

14:15 Boo, you suck.

14:20 [music] I will not take a penalty today.

14:26 I'm just going to have something spectacular here, cuz it's training.

14:36 That's a shoulder, BRO.

14:39 THAT WAS COLD.

14:39 NO, NOT BAD.

14:40 SEVEN out of 10.

14:41 Seven out of All right, okay.

14:42 Here we go.

14:47 Bang, that's unreal.

14:50 You didn't really have much to work with there.

14:52 You can't do anything else.

14:53 Yeah.

14:53 Yeah.

15:01 It's starting to fill up now.

15:04 This side This little area here looks a little bit emptier.

15:07 This side's starting to look really full.

15:09 This is mental.

15:12 We've still got 25 minutes.

15:13 Everyone is knackered already.

15:15 Like, I'm looking around, I'm seeing everyone sweating.

15:17 I feel like I've got the footballing ability to counter in my sweat,

15:21 so if I'm playing all right.

15:23 Oh man, I'm actually I'm genuinely bricking it.

15:27 [sighs] YouTube All-Stars have only won two or three.

15:30 And we've done six, all right?

15:31 Come on.

15:32 Any words for the rival manager?

15:34 What the[ __] are you wearing?

15:37 [laughter] [applause]

15:42 THAT WAS THAT WAS GOOD.

15:43 THAT WAS GOOD.

15:43 GETTING THIS ON.

15:44 I'm wearing it for the walkout.

15:46 Got to get a good view.

15:47 I've never done it before.

15:48 Will, you're not wearing a GoPro today.

15:50 Nah.

15:50 Damn.

15:51 It's just the way it's just No, I'm taking this off as soon as the game starts.

15:55 As soon as the game starts, it's coming off.

15:56 18 goals scored on that one count.

15:58 So, when you taking it off?

15:59 Like at kickoff.

16:00 I'm doing just doing it for the walkout.

16:02 No.

16:02 Yeah.

16:04 I'm scared I'm going to like go to chest the ball and it's going to really hurt.

16:07 I'm very fragile.

16:17 Maybe I'll wear it to start with and do like first like 10 minutes, yeah.

16:21 First 10 minutes I'll wear it.

16:22 YOUR STARTING LINEUP.

16:29 [cheering] [applause] YEAH, WHAT THE[ __] HUH?

16:37 ME AND DANNY ARE HAVING a piss.

16:39 I've not what I've just got told we've run out of time.

16:41 Well, it's normal to feel like that.

16:42 Don't[ __] yawn IN MY FACE.

16:47 I'M TIRED.

16:48 Tired of what?

16:49 Nothing.

16:50 Right.

16:50 Anyways, this is it.

16:52 SKETCH IN GOAL.

16:54 [cheering] DANGER MAN.

16:59 YEAH.

17:03 ALWAYS SCORES.

17:05 NO PRESIDENT.

17:06 Like I said, if you're on the bench, you will be coming on.

17:09 And if you're on the pitch and you wonder why you've been taken off,

17:13 it's because I saw you[ __] WALKING.

17:15 NO WALKING ON THAT PITCH.

17:17 THERE'S THREE words we live by in this dressing room.

17:20 PASS TO SIMON.

17:26 NO.

17:27 YOU LIVE BY THOSE THREE WORDS, we will walk away with the cup.

17:33 What are the three words?

17:35 PASS TO SIMON.

17:36 YES.

17:37 PASS TO SIMON.

17:39 IF I WANT THE THREE WORDS PASS TO SIMON.

17:53 TODAY YES.

17:55 WE DINE IN HELL.

17:59 TODAY WE EAT AMONGST THE MONSTERS.

18:04 [cheering] THE MONSTERS BEING SIDEMEN.

18:10 WE ARE GOING TO DEMOLISH.

18:12 WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY.

18:14 WE ARE GOING TO ANNIHILATE.

18:16 WE ARE GOING TO SCORE GOALS.

18:19 WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT.

18:21 WE ARE GOING TO FIND EVERYTHING TO BE SUCCEEDING.

18:24 OKAY.

18:25 YEAH.

18:33 I DON'T KNOW.

18:33 I DON'T DEAL WELL WITH PRESSURE.

18:35 NO, I DON'T, BRO.

18:36 Pressure makes diamonds, Simon.

18:38 Come on.

18:38 Oh,[ __] Here we go again.

18:43 [screaming] Now Now it feels real.

18:56 That's a good one, though.

19:10 My heart just got up.

19:14 Wait.

19:14 Wait.

19:14 Wait.

19:16 Woo!

19:17 Why you stop me, bro?

19:19 Yeah, yeah.

19:21 All the best.

19:21 All the best.

19:23 Thank you, Mr.

19:24 Goldfire.

19:24 Good luck.

19:28 Thank you.

19:29 We win.

19:30 Thanks for inviting me, man.

19:31 Appreciate it.

19:32 Thanks.

19:35 Hi, guys.

19:36 Patrick What's going to go, yeah?

19:38 Good luck, bro.

19:42 Hey, young man.

19:43 Don't go too serious, huh?

19:47 Have a great game.

19:48 You too.

19:49 What?

19:50 You're camped up.

19:50 I'm maxed up.

19:51 Yeah?

19:52 Come on.

19:52 Let's go.

19:53 Good luck.

19:53 Good luck.

19:54 Good luck, mate.

19:54 I'm going to[ __] slide you hard.

19:58 Good luck, mate.

20:00 All the best.

20:01 Well done.

20:15 Good luck, mate.

20:16 Hamill, let's do it all over again, baby.

20:25 Nicho's going to get us underway here for the side men, and we are live.

20:43 Curry!

20:44 Feet!

20:52 __] hell.

20:59 Good block.

21:00 Curry, your side.

21:09 It's a ball.

21:16 [cheering] [cheering] Floated in from Simon G.

21:34 Get in.

21:35 It's just like candy to a baby.

21:37 You throw a ball like that to Angry Ginger and he says gobble gobble.

21:48 That's what I was[ __] talking about.

21:50 Let's go.

21:55 [screaming] Go go go go go go.

22:18 I gave him one task.

22:22 Hey, Simon.

22:31 Simon.

22:39 He's gone into me.

22:40 Quick kick then.

22:42 Oh,[ __] Simon.

23:04 Simon.

23:08 He just ain't Oh, no.

23:09 That's over for Harry as well.

23:11 Batch, still going.

23:22 Harry sends into the gym.

23:24 I'll give him a 10, I think.

23:25 Oh, oh, come on.

23:26 Jason Just don't hit that over.

23:31 Okay?

23:32 Batch, follow it.

23:36 He's Oh, wait.

23:37 Oh.

23:38 What a save.

23:40 XQC, THE TRAINING WAS WORTH IT.

23:44 __] hell.

23:45 Hey, I'm telling you lot it's hard to score a penalty.

23:49 He's cleared my name.

24:03 I'll take it.

24:14 I didn't hit it.

24:15 I like you celebrating with me, by the way.

24:17 No one[ __] moved.

24:20 All right.

24:21 That's good, man.

24:22 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:28 Uh, in there's your problem, mate.

24:29 You didn't try that one, did you?

24:31 Oh my god.

24:33 I can't believe I complimented him.

24:34 Just giving him all the praise [music] for a really good penalty save.

24:37 Simon puts it in actually a very savable area.

24:40 He did not make it.

24:41 But XQC has left it through his [music] legs.

24:59 Kick Keep going.

25:01 Keep going.

25:21 __] I was trying to pass to you.

25:23 I'm so I'm sorry.

25:24 I wanted to pass to you.

25:26 __] I just wanted to pass it.

25:28 He wanted to pass to JJ, you can tell.

25:31 JJ's not really got himself available.

25:33 Ah.

25:35 Bro, all I wanted to do was pass.

25:36 I literally I got the ball and I was like this.

25:39 And then I saw you stop running.

25:40 You were Yeah, because they were out of position.

25:42 Yeah.

25:42 So, I was like, "I'm going to drop back." Yeah,

25:44 as soon as you stopped I was like, "Oh, no." I just passed it.

25:51 That's you.

25:52 Oh, what a turn.

25:53 Batch with his stride.

25:55 One of one of the game.

25:56 This one on his right foot.

25:58 And this one goes in.

25:59 Italian Batch.

26:04 Let's go.

26:05 Let's go.

26:13 Here we go.

26:13 Simon, touch and finish easy.

26:15 This is This is light work for you.

26:16 Here we go.

26:17 There's the touch.

26:18 There's the finish.

26:19 On his left foot.

26:20 You can set your watch by him.

26:22 He's mini mental.

26:36 There we go.

26:37 I was looking like for so long.

26:40 I was offside for so long.

26:42 You were offside for so long.

26:43 Yeah, and then I pulled it back and then I passed.

26:45 I'm so good.

26:47 Yeah, let me have a shot.

26:48 Let me have a shot.

26:49 Huh?

26:49 Let me have a shot.

26:55 Thanks a lot, mate.

26:57 I'm so tired.

27:00 I've got the assist for the goal here.

27:01 That was a great ball, by the way.

27:03 You played amazing.

27:05 All right, second half.

27:07 First of all, first half, decent shift.

27:09 I have to be honest, there was a lot of individual errors out there.

27:12 This is going to be the team going out in the second half.

27:15 Again, if you're not on here, you'll be coming on up top.

27:17 We're going to have George and Ebahi.

27:20 We've got We've got We've got a spine here of Chaz and Ben.

27:24 Chaz Chaz, I swear to God, if your next shot isn't on target, you're out.

27:29 OKAY, SO DANNY, LEFT MID.

27:31 WHERE IS HE?

27:32 GO ON, DANNY.

27:32 YES, SIR.

27:33 I've got you.

27:34 Will, LET'S LET'S TRY AND GET UP NOW.

27:37 Let's go.

27:38 I don't want TO SEE YOU HERE SOMETIMES.

27:44 [applause]

27:44 TEAM TALK.

27:45 WE NEED WE MIGHT HAVE TO STOP PUTTING LIKE FOUR GOALS [cheering]

27:57 NO, you're in my FACE THE WHOLE TIME.

27:59 LIKE FOUR BREAKAWAYS.

28:00 YO, it's like my NIGHTMARE IN MY HEAD.

28:02 Good goal.

28:03 Good goal.

28:05 [laughter] That was very good tackle.

28:07 You got a dopamine spike.

28:13 Second half, starting on the bench.

28:25 And we are underway.

28:26 Here we go.

28:27 Four all is the score.

28:29 And it's the All Stars on the ball.

28:31 What's going on here?

28:34 WHAT THE AFTER THE WHOLE SHRED OF THE BUCKLE, HE'S pulled it again.

28:50 the whole shred of the buckle.

28:51 He's pulled it back.

28:55 Oh my god, he's going to pass it.

28:56 Go.

28:57 Chazza.

29:00 [screaming] Go well.

29:13 Yeah.

29:16 Mawlan just Good.

29:18 Minta [cheering] is back on though, that's all you need to know.

29:29 Oh, here we go.

29:30 Simon.

29:32 Can he get his get back?

29:33 Could be a hat-trick.

29:34 There it is.

29:35 Oh, wow.

29:36 It's a good one.

29:37 It's a save by XQC once again there.

29:40 Should have been a hat-trick, should have been 9-9.

29:42 But it's not.

29:49 Chazza.

29:51 Simon onside.

29:53 Squeezing.

29:54 Can't squeeze it through.

29:55 Still Simon, left foot maybe.

29:57 Thought about it.

29:58 Oh, that's a hell of a combo.

29:59 Here there.

30:00 What a save.

30:01 Should have been.

30:02 Mawlan made a mistake here.

30:03 Don't do that with Simon [cheering] on.

30:04 For the hat-trick.

30:06 Get out.

30:07 He is a joke of a man.

30:11 He's got the dad strength now as well, which adds about 10 XP.

30:16 What a man, what a player, what a game.

30:18 Can I say what a save by the camera?

30:22 Too late now, mate.

30:25 We're just going to go back in it.

30:26 Mawlan, we need that one.

30:28 Desperate for this goal.

30:29 Batch.

30:32 [cheering] He's going to hit one.

30:34 It's another one for Batch.

30:35 What a moment for this young man, but it's 10 all more importantly.

30:40 10-10.

30:46 Ah, you little[ __] Did you?

30:50 We are going to penalties for the second year in a row.

30:55 Oi.

30:56 I'm not taking one.

30:58 You have to, you know.

31:01 I'm not taking one.

31:02 You are not taking anything.

31:03 Did you see last year?

31:04 Yeah, I'm not taking one.

31:06 I ain't taking.

31:07 I ain't taking.

31:08 You got to redeem yourself.

31:10 Well, of course I do.

31:10 I think everyone Everyone who hasn't scored takes one.

31:13 Are you taking one?

31:14 Yeah.

31:14 Yeah, Jack's taking one as well.

31:19 Do you want to Do you want to do it when it's your turn?

31:22 Yeah, he's put He's put his He's put his on it.

31:24 Yeah, you have to.

31:26 Let's go, Carl.

31:29 Yeah.

31:37 Yeah, yeah.

31:38 I'm I'm just saying by the way.

31:39 I'm just saying nobody has scored for today.

31:46 Yes!

31:46 [screaming] Yes!

31:50 Oh, he loves it.

31:51 He loves it.

31:52 YES!

31:55 [screaming]

31:54 WHAT A PEN.

31:55 Watch me.

31:55 What a pen.

31:57 I love him, but if he misses I'll I'll I'll love him more.

32:02 Oh!

32:04 [cheering] YES!

32:10 YES!

32:10 CHRIS SENT ME.

32:11 CHRIS SENT ME.

32:12 He scored.

32:12 He did score.

32:13 Yeah, and they said they were sending it on loan.

32:14 I told you.

32:15 I told you.

32:16 Play Sketch.

32:18 Oh!

32:21 That's what you set up.

32:22 You score, we win.

32:24 And he scores, we win.

32:25 Yeah, come on.

32:26 Score to win.

32:27 Let's go.

32:30 Yes!

32:31 [screaming] [cheering] Go, Carl, Let's go.

32:42 [screaming] Well played, man.

32:53 Honestly, your best game.

32:54 They were good.

32:59 Good game.

33:02 [screaming] Come on, let's go.

33:07 I just thought I'm going to win a[ __] game.

33:09 I thought I'd win, man.

33:11 LET'S GO, BOYS.

33:13 LET'S GO.

33:21 Get up.

33:21 Our manager is Carl Robinson in the royal box.

33:24 The YouTube All-Stars.

33:26 Thank you so much.

33:28 Yeah.

33:29 Oh, shit's heavy.

33:33 Yes.

33:36 Oh.

33:43 Yes.

33:46 Yes.

33:47 [screaming] Let's go.

33:52 Let's go.

33:53 Wow, man.

33:54 Great trophy.

33:55 Yeah.

33:56 Oh, man.

33:58 It[ __] fell off.

33:59 YOU BROKEN IT.

34:01 YOU BROKE IT ALREADY.

34:03 Give it back.

34:05 The trophy.

34:05 It's Id man.

34:06 You broke the trophy.

34:08 I gave you it for 2 seconds and you Where's this?

34:11 I've got the[ __] Id man cuz of Ronald.

34:13 Dizz, you got man of the match?

34:15 That's[ __] good.

34:19 I ain't picked up yet, you know, for the vlog.

34:24 __] that's heavy.

34:24 All right, someone's getting stabbed in that one.

34:28 That's mad.

34:28 What a trophy, though.

34:29 All right, so that is the end of the game.

34:31 Um I would carry on vlogging,

34:33 but honestly I just want to enjoy it so I'm going to I'm going to have a beer.

34:36 I'm going to eat some food and thank you all for watching.

34:39 Thank you all for donating.

34:41 Thanks everyone all the fans and everyone all the players as well.

34:45 Sick day.

34:45 And it's sick that so many people got to score as well.

34:47 That's that's one of the the sickest things.

34:50 But unreal day and yeah.

34:54 See you guys in the next video.

34:56 I ain't got I ain't got an outro.

34:57 Thanks for watching.

34:58 Peace.