Cecil Reacts To Every Character (All Intros) - Invincible VS

0:05 Careful.

0:05 Your last encounter with humans didn't go so well for you.

0:12 Maybe not, but I sure did have some fun first.

0:16 Your skull will smash so fast under my fist this won't even be fun.

0:23 I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you, buddy.

0:27 You're going to pay for what you did to Monaco, not to mention everywhere else.

0:33 A drop in the bucket of the destruction I've enjoyed in my time.

0:39 You thought you could lock me up?

0:40 You're going to pay for that.

0:44 There's a lot more to me than you know about Conquest.

0:50 Can't say you didn't have it coming.

0:53 I'm sick of cleaning your cage, Invincible.

0:55 It's time you were gone for good.

0:58 You think you can get rid of me, Cecil?

1:00 Go ahead.

1:00 Try.

1:01 You think I'm so much like my dad?

1:04 Fine.

1:05 Let's test that theory.

1:07 Oh, kid, you have no idea how prepared I am for this moment.

1:12 It's not too late, Mark.

1:14 Stop before you do something else stupid.

1:18 The only stupid thing I did was listen to you.

1:21 Every time I start to trust you, every time you give me a reason not to.

1:27 And yet you come crawling back for my help.

1:32 Fight, arrogant little [ __ ] Huh, maybe you are like your dad.

1:38 Some time in Paiton Pen could do wonders for your temper.

1:43 I will die before I am imprisoned again.

1:48 I hope you possess some power that will make this worth my time.

1:53 Guess you're about to find out now, aren't you?

1:56 You know, if you could learn to follow my orders, I could offer you a job.

2:01 I take no orders.

2:03 The only pleasure I know is violence.

2:06 You are not a worthy foe.

2:10 I will dispose of you quickly.

2:12 Go ahead and try.

2:13 I hope you won't be disappointed.

2:17 We don't need your chaos around here.

2:21 For 50 Vultrumites in the universe, you [ __ ] sure are everywhere.

2:26 One of us IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THOUSANDS OF YOUR KIND.

2:31 YOU WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO PROTECT EARTH.

2:34 IT'S RIPE FOR THE PLUCKING.

2:37 KEEP YOUR opinions to yourself, you mustachio jackass.

2:40 God, the mustaches are getting old.

2:43 You people ever think about a new style?

2:47 How hypocritical.

2:47 Hair like yours is OUT OF FASHION GALAXY-WIDE.

2:52 SO, YOU'RE the boss of these creatures.

2:55 When I kill you, I assume they will stop.

2:58 You won't be able to hurt me or get to my people.

3:04 You Vultrumites never learn, do you?

3:07 The government made you.

3:08 We can destroy you just as easily.

3:12 Wasn't that easy from what I heard, and this won't be either.

3:15 There's a reason I never joined up with your little super group.

3:19 Yeah, you never seem to want to save the world that badly.

3:24 I used to wish you'd join the Guardians.

3:27 Now, I'm glad you never did.

3:28 You know what?

3:30 So am I.

3:31 Going to make this so much easier.

3:34 Don't think you have me fooled.

3:35 I'd never work for you, ever.

3:39 God, you are all just children.

3:40 It's maddening.

3:44 Too bad.

3:44 You should have worked for me.

3:48 Stay away from my planet and my people, you Nopen.

3:52 Gladly.

3:52 Earth is A [ __ ] AND YOUR FOOD SUCKS ROCKS.

3:58 YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY BUTTONED-UP GUY.

4:01 SO, YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

4:03 WANT TO?

4:04 NO, but I'll do what's necessary.

4:08 I never believed Mark when he said you were a friend.

4:13 I SAID I WAS HIS FRIEND.

4:14 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.

4:19 Don't you know, PAL, WE HAVE THIS PHRASE, "STICK UP YOUR ASS"?

4:22 IT MEANS JESUS.

4:24 Shut up and attack me already,

4:28 you [ __ ] You should have gone to Urath.

4:33 You know your problem?

4:34 You're mediocre.

4:36 A cut-rate copy of better heroes.

4:38 Yeah?

4:39 I'm still going to pound you into a pancake.

4:41 Yo, I've been loyal to you since day one.

4:43 This is how you repay that?

4:45 I've repaid that with a bi-weekly check.

4:48 I don't know you a goddamn thing.

4:50 This is the last time you defy me, Bulletproof.

4:53 I'll make sure of it.

4:56 I'm not going to need to do it again cuz you're going to be in a body bag.

5:00 This is one fucked-up game you're playing, old man.

5:02 Even for you.

5:03 You think this is a game?

5:05 That's where you're wrong, Bulletproof.

5:09 Well, you were one of my shittier hires.

5:13 You're going to regret the day you entered Earth's atmosphere.

5:18 Trust me, I do.

5:22 But not because of you.

5:26 [ __ ] you, Cecil.

5:30 [ __ ] you, Nolan.

5:32 I always hated working with you,

5:34 you arrogant piece of [ __ ] Your Guardians would

5:38 have been dead much sooner if not for me.

5:42 You always pissed me off with your nosing around.

5:47 Yeah?

5:47 Well, I'll bet you'll hate this even more.

5:52 You've always underestimated me.

5:55 I'm going to correct that.

5:57 You're going to try and fail.

6:03 Finally going to fight me yourself, huh?

6:06 I thought you'd hide behind your lackeys forever.

6:09 I was never hiding.

6:10 I was planning to take you down for good.

6:16 That's for my tie, you old [ __ ] You're like wood rot.

6:20 You ruined the Guardians.

6:22 That needs to end.

6:23 I'm the best of the Guardians, and the only thing that'll end is you.

6:29 I hope this doesn't influence HR decisions in the future.

6:33 Are you kidding me?

6:35 You are so fired, you little [ __ ] You've always been insubordinate,

6:38 but this time, you're really asking for it.

6:43 What I asked for is [ __ ] vacation, but oh, well.

6:46 I don't want you to think I don't respect you, but I don't respect anyone.

6:52 Stop talking.

6:53 If you want to fight, just do it.

6:57 I told you to stay out of my business.

7:00 Are we going to fight, Amanda?

7:01 Or are you too busy hitting on coworkers?

7:05 I'm as good at multitasking as I am at bashing heads in.

7:11 Robots leading the Guardians.

7:13 We don't need you anyway.

7:16 That's not up to you, Amanda, and neither is this.

7:21 You've disobeyed me for the last time.

7:22 I can't let that slide.

7:26 You don't let me do anything.

7:27 And I don't take orders from [ __ ] I've hated

7:32 your [ __ ] guts since you put that weapon in Mark's head.

7:37 That wasn't your concern.

7:38 You should have followed my orders.

7:43 I expected better from you, Amanda.

7:46 Viltrumites think everything is theirs for the taking.

7:49 But, you're wrong.

7:51 And humans behave any differently?

7:54 Don't make me laugh.

7:56 It will take less than a second to splatter your brains against the wall.

8:01 That's what Nolan thought when he tried to take over, but I'm still here.

8:06 I thought Invincible made it plain.

8:09 Don't [ __ ] with humanity.

8:11 Invincible was like you, barely an insect compared to me.

8:17 It is suicide for someone without powers to confront a Viltrumite.

8:22 Then I guess I have a death wish, but maybe I'll take you with me.

8:29 Got it now?

8:30 Viltrumites aren't welcome.

8:31 Didn't Mark and Nolan already break you open on Thraxa?

8:36 That's nothing compared to what I'll do to you.

8:40 You'll last a fraction of a second against me, old man.

8:45 Don't speak too soon.

8:46 I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.

8:50 Another Viltrumite?

8:51 You guys sure do like to hang around.

8:53 I do not hang.

8:55 I destroy.

8:56 And I will shortly destroy you.

8:59 Behind all that intelligence, all that technology, you're still weak.

9:04 Brute force isn't everything, as you're about to discover.

9:10 That was bracing.

9:11 Took me back to my field days.

9:15 No matter how many copies you make, I'll hunt them down.

9:20 I believe you.

9:20 That's why I have to take you down right now.

9:26 I so wish I had never taken orders from you.

9:32 want to join your idiot brother on the lam?

9:35 Back off, Kate.

9:37 Stay on the straight and narrow, Kate.

9:39 You don't want to turn out like your brother.

9:43 His strategy is honestly looking better and better.

9:49 You never appreciated my talents, Cecil.

9:55 That's what this is about?

9:57 Ego?

9:59 What a crock of [ __ ] I'll be coming for your Zero next.

10:06 Okay.

10:06 Well, this is just fascinating.

10:09 What are you really?

10:10 I'm the director of the GDA, and you're a damn impostor.

10:15 I was worried this might happen someday.

10:18 You must know I'm prepared.

10:20 And you must know how well I can anticipate you.

10:25 I don't have time for this [ __ ] Listen up, new girl.

10:30 There's a way we do things around here.

10:34 You think you're the first old white guy who tried to boss me around?

10:41 Invincible warned me you were up to something shady.

10:44 Guess he was right.

10:46 Invincible's naive.

10:46 I do what I have to from time to time.

10:51 You may have helped my people, but that doesn't mean I trust you.

10:56 On the bright side, at least the feeling's mutual.

11:00 Now, bring it.

11:01 You remind me of my grandpa's friends.

11:05 They were rich old [ __ ] too.

11:07 You don't know me.

11:08 You have no idea what I'm really fighting for.

11:13 The GDA could have used powers like yours.

11:16 Come on, one-track mind.

11:17 Let's get this over with.

11:21 Bad idea.

11:22 You're about to sizzle like A PIECE OF BACON.

11:29 YOU RUN THE GLOBAL Defense Agency, except you fail to defend.

11:36 You need to calm down or I'll make you calm down.

11:39 Stealing from my organization, trying to kill my heroes.

11:44 I won't stand for that.

11:46 I am not going back to your goddamn prison.

11:50 No way.

11:51 YOU'RE IN CHARGE.

11:52 IT'S YOUR FAULT WHEN THAT PACK OF LOSERS FAILS TO SAVE LIVES.

11:59 You're unhinged.

11:59 I'm about to save the world from your BS.

12:05 Let's get you back to prison ASAP.

12:08 A few years in Peyton Penn can do a man good.

12:11 I should know.

12:13 Nice thought, but I'm going to have to refuse the offer.

12:18 I know you're a reasonable guy.

12:22 You sure we can't make a deal?

12:25 Your deals always seem to result in my employees getting hurt.

12:29 You might be able to swindle Invincible.

12:31 I'm not so naive.

12:34 I guess you just want an honest-to-god fight then.

12:39 Fine.

12:40 Cecil, should have called off your dogs when you had the chance.

12:46 I've got a dog named Sinclair.

12:47 He and his friends want to meet you.

12:53 The GDA's been keeping an eye on you for years.

12:56 You think you're so smart, but you just keep [ __ ] things up.

13:00 My intelligence has won many battles and it will win this one.

13:05 As of this moment, I no longer follow orders from the GDA.

13:09 Then as of this moment, you're no use to me at all.

13:15 Back off, robot.

13:16 Now.

13:16 I won't repeat myself.

13:18 I'm afraid I cannot obey your order this time.

13:23 Your poor leadership has harmed the Guardians for long enough.

13:27 Oh, and you think you should lead?

13:28 You have the charisma of a loaf of bread.

13:33 You were never fit to lead the Guardians.