The Ones with Joey from Season 9 | Friends

0:00 Now, this may sting just a little bit,

0:02 please.

0:02 I have an extremely high threshold FOR

0:04 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

0:06 OH, MY FACE.

0:07 My face.

0:14 I'm all right.

0:15 I'm all right.

0:15 I'm all right.

0:17 Just a uh bit of shock is all, but uh I'll be fine.

0:21 You can go again.

0:22 I'm okay.

0:35 Damn it, woman.

0:37 No.

0:42 Hey.

0:42 Oh, what's in the bag?

0:44 Oh.

0:44 Uh, well, you know how Emma started crawling?

0:46 I realized that this place is very unsafe for a baby.

0:50 So, I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby proof the apartment.

0:54 Oh god.

0:55 Baby proofing.

0:56 Why is this such a big deal now?

0:58 You know, when I was a kid, it was like, "Whoops,

1:01 Joey fell down the stairs." Or, uh, "Whoops, Joey electrocuted himself again."

1:09 Anyway, um, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?

1:13 No, I was just going to do it myself.

1:18 You're going to do it?

1:20 Yeah.

1:20 Why?

1:21 You don't think a woman can do this?

1:23 Well, women can't.

1:24 You can't.

1:28 Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig?

1:32 You're a pig and you can't do this.

1:36 What?

1:36 What?

1:36 Come on.

1:36 I found the hardware store all by myself.

1:39 The hardware store is right down the street.

1:41 There is a hardware store right down the street.

1:47 Hi.

1:48 So, you gave in and decided to call someone?

1:50 Yeah.

1:51 I don't know who I was kidding.

1:52 I can barely use chopsticks.

1:55 You're all set.

1:56 Oh, thank you so much.

1:57 Oh.

1:57 Oh, wait.

1:58 You uh forgot your um your game.

2:03 Thank you.

2:18 Ra.

2:27 Rachel, so I can't do anything I like.

2:50 I did it.

2:51 I did it.

2:52 Ah.

2:53 All right.

3:00 Better take all I can carry.

3:04 Who knows when I'll be able to get in here again, huh?

3:09 I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.

3:13 Nah, just me.

3:14 All alone.

3:20 Dinner for six for one.

3:23 Well, you boys are about to see something really special.

3:39 How was everything, sir?

3:41 Excellent.

3:41 The shrew in particular was exquisite.

3:46 Well, I hope you've got some room left.

3:48 Happy birthday to you.

3:51 Happy birthday to you.

3:54 Happy birthday, dear Joey.

3:56 Joey, happy birthday to you.

4:02 It's the best birthday ever.

4:09 Hey.

4:09 Hey.

4:09 I was just going to get something to eat.

4:10 You want something?

4:11 What you got?

4:13 Okay, let's see.

4:14 We got strained peas, strained carrots.

4:16 Ooh, strained plums.

4:18 We haven't tried that yet.

4:22 Goody.

4:21 Thanks.

4:22 Hey.

4:24 So, how is it living with Rachel again?

4:27 I mean, apart from the great food.

4:30 I'm fine.

4:30 I'm fine.

4:31 It's just It's just weird what's happening with her and Ross.

4:34 You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.

4:37 Oh my god.

4:37 Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her, too.

4:40 Why are they doing this?

4:41 I don't know.

4:42 They're so perfect for each other.

4:43 It's crazy.

4:45 You know what's crazy?

4:46 These jars.

4:47 What is it, like two bites in here?

4:53 I just wish they'd realize they should be together.

4:55 I know.

4:56 I know.

4:56 And when they move back in together,

4:57 I figure, you know, that's where things are headed.

4:59 I know.

4:59 They should be a family.

5:01 They should get married and have more children.

5:03 Yes.

5:03 And they should name one of their kids Joey.

5:07 Hey, I may not have kids.

5:08 Someone's got to carry on the family name.

5:13 You know what?

5:14 Maybe once they start dating and they see what's out there,

5:17 they'll realize how good they are for each other.

5:19 Yeah, because it is slim pickings.

5:22 You know, I had this date last night.

5:24 Yuck.

5:26 But we should probably keep it down.

5:27 She's still in the bedroom.

5:31 So, what are we going to do?

5:32 Are we just going to go ahead and set them up with people?

5:35 I know.

5:35 That just pushes them further and further apart.

5:39 Yeah.

5:39 Oh, I know what we can do.

5:40 We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible

5:42 dates so that they'll realize how good they are together.

5:45 Oo, that's a great plan.

5:47 Yeah.

5:47 You know what the best part of it is?

5:49 I get to do my plan laugh.

5:58 Not so loud.

5:59 We don't want to wake up.

5:59 Uh There you are.

6:15 Hey, listen.

6:16 As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling.

6:19 This uh some kid told me about this sea turtle,

6:21 and if you blow bubbles in his face, he chases you.

6:26 I'm sorry.

6:27 I can't.

6:27 I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.

6:30 Oh.

6:31 Oh, well, that's okay.

6:32 I I'll find someone else to do it.

6:33 I'd do it alone, but uh I don't I

6:36 don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you.

6:40 You know, I feel so bad.

6:42 I haven't seen you this whole trip, and especially last night.

6:45 Oh, hey, don't worry about it.

6:46 It was fine.

6:47 I ended up having the best time with Rachel.

6:49 I just felt bad for you stuck in that room working on Russ's speech.

6:53 Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun.

6:56 Oh.

6:56 Oh, well, at least we're both having fun, right?

7:02 Is it weird that it's not with each other?

7:06 Yeah, a little bit.

7:06 Yeah,

7:11 I think we need to talk.

7:15 Yeah, I I think we do about what, Joey?

7:31 Oh my god.

7:36 Okay.

7:46 So, uh, guess we should make it official, huh?

7:54 Uh, look, Ra.

7:57 HEY, ROSS IS HERE.

7:59 HEY, LOOK.

8:00 It's my good friend Ross.

8:01 Hey, Ross.

8:03 Hey, Joey.

8:05 Hey, you.

8:07 Oh, look.

8:07 And he brought flowers.

8:09 Oh, thanks, Ross.

8:10 I'm really more of a candy kind of guy.

8:15 You're weird today.

8:18 Listen, I uh I wanted to talk to you about something.

8:22 Yeah, actually um I kind of need to talk to you, too.

8:25 Uh, Joey, can you give us a minute?

8:29 No.

8:31 What?

8:31 I'm sorry.

8:32 I meant no.

8:34 It's

8:34 a great dinner.

8:35 Yeah.

8:36 And uh, hey, thanks again for letting me

8:37 have that last piece of cake at the restaurant.

8:41 You're welcome again.

8:43 I'm going to go make some coffee.

8:44 Can I get you anything?

8:45 Uh, do you have any cake?

8:53 So, this is going pretty good.

8:55 Dinner was nice.

8:56 We got a lot in common.

8:58 Ooh, Victoria's Secret.

9:00 Huh.

9:01 We even like the same books.

9:05 Whoa, there's a scary painting.

9:08 Wait a minute.

9:10 I think I've been scared by that painting before.

9:15 You know what?

9:16 This whole place looks familiar.

9:18 I have definitely been in this apartment.

9:20 I know.

9:20 I've seen this weird plant before.

9:23 Ow.

9:24 It did that the last time.

9:27 Oh my god.

9:27 I've gone out with this girl before.

9:30 Yeah.

9:30 We had sex on this couch and then on that chair and No, no,

9:36 we didn't do it here,

9:37 which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.

9:41 Oh, that's why.

9:45 So, it was really a shock after 25 years of marriage,

9:48 my parents, a perfect couple, getting divorced.

9:50 I kind of took it the hardest cuz I was the youngest.

9:53 Mhm.

9:53 Mhm.

9:53 Sure.

9:54 Yeah.

9:54 How can you not remember me?

9:59 What?

9:58 How could you not remember that we slept together?

10:01 What?

10:01 When?

10:02 I don't know.

10:04 I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you.

10:07 Come on.

10:08 Come on.

10:08 Search your brain.

10:09 All right.

10:09 It was a certain amount of time ago, okay?

10:13 I was here.

10:14 You were here.

10:15 We had sex here.

10:16 Here.

10:17 Here.

10:18 Not there.

10:20 Anything?

10:21 No, it's not ringing any bells.

10:23 My god.

10:24 Woman,

10:25 how many people do you have to have been with not to remember any of this?

10:28 Hey, Haley, we really got to fix that doororknob.

10:35 Joey,

10:39 I slept with you.

10:43 And you obviously remember me.

10:45 Hey, I still got it.

10:47 So, we're good.

10:49 I'll let myself out.

10:52 Hey,

10:52 so how is this for a big double date tonight?

10:57 Oh my god.

11:00 Right.

11:00 Just the reaction I was hoping for.

11:03 Yeah.

11:04 So, you uh you found someone for me?

11:06 You didn't forget?

11:07 Of course not.

11:08 And you are going to love Mary Ellen.

11:10 She's really smart and cute and funny and I can't tell

11:14 you how I know this, but she is not opposed to threesomes.

11:21 Yeah.

11:22 So, tell me something about my guy.

11:26 No.

11:28 Come on, give me something.

11:29 What's his name?

11:32 Mike.

11:33 Mike?

11:33 Yeah.

11:33 Yeah.

11:34 Okay.

11:34 What's his last name?

11:35 Damn it.

11:35 Is there no mystery left in romance anymore?

11:39 All right.

11:39 We'll see you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.

11:42 All right.

11:43 Great.

11:43 All right.

11:44 See you.

11:44 Bye-bye.

11:47 Why did I have to say Mike?

11:48 I don't know, Mike.

11:49 Why couldn't I said there's no guys in there?

12:02 I need you to set me up for a joke later when Monica's around.

12:04 I need you to ask me about fire trucks.

12:07 I I don't know, Chan.

12:09 I'm I'm not so good with remembering lines.

12:14 Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.

12:17 I know, right?

12:19 Why?

12:20 Why?

12:20 Why?

12:20 Why are we doing this?

12:21 Monica says that her matraee is the funniest guy she's ever met.

12:25 Seriously?

12:26 She actually said that?

12:27 Yes.

12:27 Am I crazy to be this upset?

12:30 No.

12:30 Being funny is your thing.

12:33 Yeah.

12:32 Without that, you just got lame with women.

12:37 Hi.

12:37 There you are.

12:38 Fire trucks.

12:47 Oh, look at you two holding hands.

12:50 Huh?

12:51 Is this getting serious?

12:53 I You know, have you not talked about it yet?

12:58 Am I making you uncomfortable?

13:02 If you were bigger, you'd hit me, huh?

13:10 Hey, hun.

13:11 Would you help me get the plates down?

13:14 Yeah.

13:14 Hey, here's an idea.

13:15 Why don't we use our wedding china today?

13:17 I think we should save our china for something really special.

13:19 Like if the queen of England comes over, honey, she keeps cancing on us.

13:25 Take the hint.

13:27 What if something gets broken?

13:28 They're so expensive.

13:29 What is the point of having them if we never use them?

13:33 Okay.

13:33 But if something gets broken and then the queen comes over,

13:36 I will explain it to her.

13:37 Oh, yeah.

13:38 Like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.

13:41 Well, the parade is really good this year.

13:45 Man, those horses can crap.

13:48 Next up is a marching band from Muscogi, Oklahoma.

13:51 Muscoi.

13:52 That's like 4 hours from Tulsa.

13:54 Woohoo.

13:56 And here's the float with the stars

13:58 of the popular daytime soap, Days of Our Lives.

14:05 Oh my god.

14:07 Aren't you one of the stars of popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?

14:10 Yeah.

14:11 I forgot I'm supposed to be there.

14:15 I can't believe I forgot.

14:16 I usually write stuff like this down on my arm.

14:21 Oh, stupid long sleeves.

14:26 What are you going to do?

14:27 I guess I'm going to have to come up

14:28 with a really good reason why I wasn't there.

14:31 The producers are going to be so mad at me.

14:32 They sat us all down yesterday and said everyone has to be there 6 a.m.

14:36 sharp.

14:36 That means you, Tribani.

14:39 Like I was some kind of idiot.

14:44 Well, you proved them wrong.

14:46 Okay.

14:46 What have we always wanted to do together?

14:49 Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach.

14:53 No, no, no.

14:54 When you get home tomorrow night,

14:55 you and I are going to be at the Wizards Knicks game courtside.

14:59 Courtzside?

14:59 Oh my god.

15:00 Yeah.

15:00 Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.

15:03 You stink at lying.

15:05 Well, I do not.

15:06 Oh, really?

15:06 Okay, let me ask you something.

15:08 Yesterday at the coffee house,

15:09 I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone.

15:12 Who took it?

15:15 Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon

15:18 came running in and went straight for your muffin.

15:20 I said, "Hey, don't eat that.

15:22 That's Phoebe's." And he said, he said, "Joey, you stink at Lion.

15:29 What am I going to do?

15:31 Don't worry.

15:31 Don't worry.

15:31 We'll come up with a good lie.

15:32 I'll help you practice it.

15:33 Oh, great.

15:34 That'd be great.

15:34 Thank you.

15:35 Sure.

15:35 What What was the work thing?

15:39 Uh, pick up grandma at the airport.

15:41 Oh, man.

15:48 The producer from Dave left a message

15:50 on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade.

15:52 They said everybody's really pissed off at me and they all got to meet Santa.

15:58 It's okay.

15:59 I thought of the perfect lie for you.

16:01 It's easy to remember and it doesn't invite a lot of questions.

16:04 You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.

16:09 Oh, I like that.

16:10 Yeah.

16:11 Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency.

16:15 Oh, what happened?

16:16 Uh, my sister's raccoon came.

16:18 Oh, nothing with a raccoon.

16:22 Joey, listen.

16:23 I can't do this.

16:24 It doesn't make any sense.

16:25 Yesterday I was a nurse and today I'm a waitress at a cafe.

16:29 Oh no.

16:29 Well, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts.

16:32 It's okay.

16:33 Well, it's not okay because I gave a very memorable

16:35 performance as the nurse and now suddenly I'm the waitress.

16:40 That's going to confuse my fans.

16:43 Um uh well maybe you are a nurse but you moonlight as a waitress.

16:52 Oh.

16:54 Uh-huh.

16:56 Because I'm a single mother supporting my two children.

17:01 Nice.

17:03 Yeah.

17:03 Okay.

17:03 Wait a minute.

17:04 Dr.

17:05 Drake Remora and I work at the same hospital.

17:07 Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?

17:10 No.

17:10 No.

17:10 See, uh, you and Drake are having a fight.

17:14 About what?

17:15 He slept with you and then never called you.

17:19 And I just wanted a new daddy for Dave and Becky.

17:26 Okay.

17:26 Okay.

17:26 From the top.

17:28 And action.

17:31 So surprised you agreed to have lunch with me.

17:34 I'm surprised, too.

17:35 But yet here I am.

17:38 Cut.

17:39 Cut.

17:41 What?

17:41 What?

17:42 What are you doing?

17:43 Yeah.

17:43 Well, I'm very angry at him because he slept with me and never called me back.

17:47 Me, too.

17:48 Me, too.

17:50 Oh, calm down.

17:51 She means on the show.

17:53 We need some new extras around here.

17:57 We finally found a nanny.

17:58 This is Molly.

17:59 Molly Chandler.

18:00 Joey.

18:02 Hi.

18:04 Hey.

18:03 Well, somebody's getting a little fussy.

18:05 You're damn right I am.

18:06 I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.

18:10 Oh, okay.

18:11 You know what?

18:12 I'm just going to take her outside.

18:13 No, you stay.

18:13 I'll do it.

18:14 Okay.

18:15 Okay.

18:15 Nice to meet you guys.

18:17 Yeah, you too.

18:17 You, too.

18:19 Oh, wow.

18:20 Molly's just great.

18:22 Yes.

18:22 Bravo.

18:22 I'm the hot nanny.

18:26 What?

18:26 You really think she's hot?

18:28 Are you kidding?

18:28 If I wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me right now.

18:37 Joey, how do you think she's doing?

18:39 Am I the only one that doesn't think that she's hot?

18:41 Ross, I mean I mean she's not unattractive, but but hot, huh?

18:50 Thank you.

18:54 Now that Rachel's gone.

18:55 So hot I cried myself to sleep last night.

19:00 And done.

19:02 Oh my god, I didn't feel a thing.

19:06 Hey, are you still looking for a job?

19:08 Cuz you could tweeze circles around that sadistic pitch at the salon.

19:13 Thanks.

19:13 You want to see what it looks like?

19:15 Yeah.

19:15 Yeah.

19:17 Hey, they totally match.

19:19 They look great.

19:21 You look great.

19:22 How you doing?

19:26 Yeah.

19:26 Yeah, I think it looks pretty good.

19:27 I was a little bit worried that I

19:28 was uh uncovering a birth mark right about there,

19:31 but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate.

19:35 Hey, Chandler, thank you so much.

19:37 No problem.

19:37 Listen, uh, that was a pretty girly hour we just spent.

19:41 We should probably do something manly to make up for it.

19:46 Yeah.

19:50 Curl my eyelash.

19:52 Yeah.

19:52 Understand is that acting is a discipline.

19:55 Takes a lot of hard work.

19:57 So, where did you study?

19:58 Oh, I didn't go to college.

20:00 Now, where'd you study acting?

20:02 Olly, people don't study acting.

20:09 Molly, uh, uh, do you mind, uh, giving us just a minute?

20:13 Sure.

20:13 I'll go check on Emma.

20:16 Thanks.

20:17 Will the stable boy never get the princess?

20:20 So, what what do you think you were going to do?

20:22 Huh?

20:22 Have sex with her right here on my couch?

20:25 No.

20:26 The leather sticks to my ass.

20:29 You know, this isn't fair.

20:30 What makes you think that I'm just going

20:32 to sleep with her and then blow her off?

20:34 Huh?

20:34 Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility

20:37 that I actually like her and might want something real?

20:42 Look, the truth is I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel.

20:47 Okay?

20:48 I didn't think I could ever love again.

20:52 Come on.

20:53 She's asleep.

20:54 That means we can uh

20:55 Yes, but we have to be fast.

20:57 Okay, I'll try.

21:00 And you can't make any noise.

21:02 Okay, I'll try.

21:10 Hello, Emma.

21:20 Hey.

21:20 Hi.

21:23 How are you?

21:24 How are you?

21:25 Where are your babysitters?

21:27 Huh?

21:29 Why is the bedroom door closed?

21:38 You can't have se x when you're taking care of the b iie

21:43 I'm going to get some more coffee.

21:45 Hey.

21:46 Oh, you know I I'll come with you.

21:49 Okay.

21:50 So, a professor, huh?

21:51 Yeah, she is cool and she's so smart.

21:54 Her mind is totally acrimonious.

22:02 Guess that's not how she used it.

22:07 I feel like I owe you an explanation.

22:10 I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties.

22:14 I'm uh Well, I'm kind of embarrassed.

22:18 I really hope you don't think less of me.

22:20 No, think less of you.

22:21 No, I don't think less of you.

22:23 I mean, you you saw someone you liked and you kissed them.

22:26 Those people who who like someone and and don't kiss them,

22:30 those those people are stupid.

22:31 I hate those people,

22:34 you know.

22:34 Actually, I'm a little surprised at myself.

22:36 I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date.

22:39 I mean, they're all professors, intellectuals, paleontologists mostly.

22:43 You know, very cerebral.

22:44 I know the type.

22:46 Hey, if we want to uh grab a bite before work, we better get acrimonious.

22:53 No.

22:54 Am I getting close?

22:56 I just set Rachel up with the worst guy tonight.

22:59 All right.

22:59 Who is he?

23:00 Well, it's this guy I used to massage.

23:02 And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.

23:07 Okay.

23:07 Okay.

23:08 Wait.

23:08 Do you hear who I got for Ross?

23:10 Oh, yeah.

23:11 Okay.

23:11 She's this really boring woman.

23:14 She's a teacher.

23:17 A teacher?

23:18 Yeah.

23:18 Yeah.

23:18 She's really into history and foreign movies.

23:21 Oh.

23:21 Oh.

23:21 And she loves puzzles.

23:23 Huh?

23:24 Come on.

23:25 Who loves puzzles?

23:27 Well, Ross does, but you you're ruining the plan.

23:32 Joey, you you you fixed him up with his perfect woman.

23:36 Oh my god, you're right.

23:38 She even reads for pleasure.

23:44 Luke.

23:43 Joey.

23:44 Hey, I need to talk to Charlie.

23:45 Is she there?

23:46 No, she uh she went shopping with Rachel.

23:48 Why?

23:48 What's up?

23:49 Well, I'm meeting with Professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker.

23:53 Oh,

23:53 how's it going?

23:54 It could be better.

23:58 He um he fell asleep.

24:00 What?

24:01 But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda.

24:05 Barbados.

24:06 Fine, I'll rent the car and drive.

24:09 Ross, you have to get that job.

24:11 What am I supposed to do?

24:12 He's cold.

24:13 In fact, he he was just talking in his sleep before,

24:16 and evidently, he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.

24:22 Well, just wake him up.

24:23 I can't.

24:24 If he realizes that I'm the one who put him to sleep, I won't get the job.

24:29 Ooh, that's a tough one.

24:31 Oh, wait a minute.

24:32 This happened to me before.

24:34 Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep.

24:37 I No, wait a minute.

24:41 It was me who fell asleep.

24:44 Yeah, I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while?

24:57 Look at you.

24:58 All sweet and innocent,

24:59 sleeping like an angel with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around you.

25:07 It's okay, Emma.

25:08 You stay asleep.

25:12 Step away from THE CRIB.

25:13 I'M 11.

25:15 IT'S OKAY.

25:15 IT'S OKAY, RA.

25:16 IT'S ME.

25:16 Put down the scrunchie.

25:19 What are you doing?

25:21 Well, I heard Emma stirring, so so I came in to make sure she could reach Hugsy.

25:27 Oh.

25:27 Oh, thanks.

25:28 All right.

25:29 Well, now that I'm up, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

25:31 Okay.

25:31 There you go, sweetie.

25:35 This isn't over.

25:39 Hey, I'm all packed and ready to go.

25:42 That's right.

25:42 Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today.

25:45 We're going to a conference in Barbados.

25:48 Right.

25:48 Can you say Barbados?

25:52 Barbados.

25:56 I got to say, uh, it means so much to me that you guys

25:58 are coming all the way over there to to hear me give my speech.

26:01 Oh, and I have a surprise.

26:02 Uh, I had to pull some strings,

26:04 but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference.

26:09 That's right.

26:11 These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.

26:17 Do you have anything that will get us out of them?

26:22 Yeah, Ross.

26:22 I mean, we're excited to hear the speech,

26:23 but the rest of the time we're going to want to do, you know, island stuff.

26:26 Well, I think David will probably want to hear a few lectures.

26:29 Oh, right.

26:29 Because he's a scientist.

26:30 No, no.

26:31 Well, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years,

26:33 and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.

26:37 Okay, we better go.

26:38 Yeah.

26:39 Um, so we'll see you guys tomorrow.

26:41 All right, let's do it.

26:42 5 hour flight with Charlie.

26:44 Have a couple drinks, get under that blanket, and do what comes natural.

26:48 It's a blanket, Joe.

26:49 Not a cloak of invisibility.

26:52 What?

26:52 What's What's going on?

26:53 Joey is having a secret Days of Our Lives party up on the roof.

26:57 And And he didn't want you guys to know about it,

26:59 but I came over here to tell you.

27:02 I thought you came to say you were sick.

27:03 All right.

27:03 Professor or detective?

27:07 Joey's having a party and he wasn't going to invite us.

27:10 Yeah, he does it every year.

27:12 That's why he's sending you to the play.

27:14 That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant

27:16 and to that button factory and that that horrible museum tour.

27:21 No, I arranged that.

27:26 Hey, you guys, I'm turning in.

27:28 Have fun.

27:33 You know about your party, Joey.

27:35 What party?

27:36 The game's over.

27:37 Take off your robe.

27:40 Really?

27:40 I mean, nice to meet you.

27:50 You said you were going to wear a thong.

27:52 Where's the thong?

27:54 I didn't mean a thong.

27:55 I meant thong.

27:59 You really should have been more clear about that.

28:06 Hey, you're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs.

28:09 Oh.

28:10 Uh uh.

28:10 Britney Spears.

28:12 Yeah, she never misses these conferences.

28:15 Now, I just saw Dr.

28:17 Kenneth Schwarz.

28:18 Oh my god.

28:19 I know.

28:19 Did you talk to him?

28:21 Yeah.

28:22 What am I going to say to Kenneth Schwarz?

28:24 You could say, "Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?"

28:29 You ready to go?

28:30 You You going to go now?

28:31 I thought we could hang out.

28:33 Oh, I can't.

28:34 I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I'd look at a speech,

28:38 but um maybe we could have dinner later on the balcony.

28:42 Be romantic.

28:44 Will you wear a thong?

28:47 I will if you will.

28:49 You got yourself a very weird deal.