Monk Stopping Twisted Killers
Monk
0:00 Let me just Well?
0:09 Oh my god.
0:10 Do you like it?
0:11 It's gorgeous.
0:12 It's It's a perfect.
0:14 You won't regret this.
0:15 I I promise.
0:16 I'm Sorry, I've been calling you so much lately.
0:18 I just get so jealous.
0:20 But that's over now.
0:21 I'm going to make you so happy.
0:24 I know you will.
0:25 This is probably the best night of my life.
0:27 I could die right now.
0:29 I really could.
0:30 Funny you should say that.
0:32 What are you doing?
0:45 Juliette Eagers is applying to Kelsey Berkeley where
0:47 she is hoping to major in theater arts.
0:49 She thanks her mother Natalie for all the inspiration in the world.
0:53 Look, there's a little picture.
0:55 Oh, no.
0:57 It's John Henigan.
0:58 Who?
0:58 John Henigan, the theater critic from the San Francisco Dispatch.
1:02 What's he doing here?
1:03 He doesn't normally review community theater.
1:06 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
1:08 I bid you WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL BOULEVARD of dreams, known as Broadway.
1:16 What else can I do, love?
1:18 You know it isn't you, love.
1:21 I'd never be untrue, love.
1:23 You'd know I'd never stray.
1:27 But that river's rolling, distant bells are tolling,
1:32 telling me that I am bound away.
1:37 Take me by my hand, love.
1:40 Say you'll understand, love.
1:43 We will meet again, love, on another day.
1:48 There is much I don't know.
1:51 I don't know where dreams go.
1:54 All I know is I am bound away.
1:58 Wasn't she great?
1:59 Wasn't she wonderful?
2:00 She was so poised.
2:01 Wasn't she poised?
2:03 very poised.
2:04 very poised.
2:05 Hey, Monk.
2:07 What are you doing here?
2:08 Julie's musical theater is right down the street.
2:10 Oh, yeah.
2:11 Hey, oh yeah, was that tonight?
2:12 How did it go?
2:13 She was great.
2:14 Everybody thought so, not just me.
2:15 Yeah, she was very poised.
2:19 I'm sure she wants congratulations.
2:21 So, what's going on here?
2:24 Jumper.
2:25 She was staying at the hotel.
2:26 Looks like she checked out early.
2:28 Huh.
2:28 I'd like to take a look.
2:30 I thought you'd never ask.
2:41 Who was she?
2:43 Uh Kelly Esterhaus.
2:44 She's a waitress at Winberry's.
2:46 She's local.
2:47 Very local.
2:47 She lives about 10 blocks from here.
2:49 She checked in about 6:00.
2:51 Was she alone?
2:52 She checked in alone.
2:53 That's all we know.
2:54 It's too bad.
2:55 Pained glasses, she was expecting someone.
2:58 Yes, sir.
2:58 She ordered room service about 8:15.
3:04 May we help you?
3:05 Are you wearing cologne?
3:07 No, thank you for asking.
3:08 Do you smell that?
3:10 Probably her perfume.
3:11 No, that's men's cologne.
3:12 My grandfather used to wear that.
3:14 Oh, oh, it smells nice.
3:18 It's not me.
3:19 No, don't look at me.
3:21 Cap.
3:24 I think her date showed up.
3:25 He showed up early, unexpectedly.
3:29 And he killed her.
3:31 How do you figure?
3:32 Her hair was wet.
3:34 Yeah.
3:36 Right?
3:37 Right.
3:37 A new dress laid out on the bed, her makeup kit still open.
3:41 Mhm.
3:41 Plus only one false eyelash.
3:47 Oh.
3:50 Hey, officer.
3:51 Um call Dr.
3:53 D, have him check the body for a false eyelash.
3:55 Yes, sir.
3:56 Uh what do we do with this?
3:59 Chocolate strawberry.
4:01 For the bite mark, we're assuming it was a jumper's.
4:04 Don't assume anything.
4:05 Bag it.
4:06 Well, she landed by the awning,
4:09 so we figured she went over some place about here.
4:11 I think she was over there.
4:13 By that plant.
4:15 There's three or four leaves missing.
4:17 I think she grabbed at the plant as she went over.
4:23 You're right.
4:25 Hey.
4:26 Uh What do you got?
4:31 It's a ribbon.
4:33 Lasky.
4:35 Lasky Jewelers.
4:36 It's probably from a jewelry box.
4:38 Well, it's small.
4:39 Might have been a ring.
4:41 Officer, could you hang on to that for me, please?
4:44 Hey, this footprint.
4:46 He was on his toes.
4:48 Yeah, I see it.
4:50 He was squatting.
4:53 Or kneeling.
4:56 He was proposing to her.
4:59 You know, that fits.
5:01 The hotel suite, the champagne, the ring box.
5:05 He comes here to propose to her.
5:06 He pops the question.
5:07 She turns him down.
5:08 He snaps and kills her.
5:09 So, we're looking for a boyfriend.
5:11 Boyfriend, good.
5:12 Boyfriends are good.
5:13 They're easy to find.
5:14 Hey.
5:16 Hey.
5:17 Ooh, did you get it?
5:18 Uh yeah.
5:18 Uh it's it's not in here love.
5:20 Um maybe uh maybe tomorrow's.
5:22 Well, can you see it?
5:23 No.
5:24 Why?
5:26 Because he's a critic, Natalie.
5:28 Who cares what he thinks?
5:31 Okay.
5:32 Um Julie McKim, Julie Teager's rendition of "Away",
5:37 the classic ballad, was completely forgettable.
5:46 Corny, cliché filled performance that me begging for less.
5:50 Ms.
5:51 Teeger owes me 4 minutes of my life back.
5:55 What about the people in the next room?
5:57 Maybe they heard something.
5:59 I already talked to them.
6:00 They were out all night.
6:02 Fingerprints on the railing?
6:04 Yeah, there were fingerprints.
6:05 They belong to the maid.
6:06 He must have worn gloves.
6:07 This guy knew what he was doing.
6:10 There you are.
6:11 Where have you been?
6:11 I've been thinking.
6:12 I solved the case.
6:14 What case?
6:15 I know who killed Cali Esterhaus.
6:18 It was John Hanigan, the critic.
6:20 Oh, Natalie.
6:21 Look, Natalie, we know you're upset about that review,
6:24 but you can't go around accusing the man of murder.
6:27 No, he did it.
6:27 I know that he did it.
6:28 I went to his office.
6:29 He's wearing the same cologne.
6:30 The cologne that we smelled in that hotel room.
6:33 you smelled.
6:34 Plus, he's a JJ for John.
6:35 Plus, they probably knew each other.
6:37 She worked at Winberry's.
6:39 That's his favorite restaurant.
6:40 He eats there every day.
6:41 Okay.
6:42 Okay.
6:42 First of all, Cali Esterhaus died at 8:35, which was during Julie's show.
6:48 Hanigan was in his seat all night.
6:49 We saw him.
6:50 No, he snuck out during the show.
6:51 The hotel's right down the street.
6:53 He killed her and then snuck back in.
6:55 Natalie, we were there.
6:56 You kept looking up at him.
6:58 He never left his seat.
7:00 You got to admit, it's a pretty good alibi.
7:02 Sold out theater including Adrian Monk.
7:04 He did it.
7:05 I don't know how he did it, but he did it.
7:07 That's what he always says.
7:12 I don't understand.
7:12 Wait a second.
7:13 You were in the man's backyard?
7:15 That's right.
7:16 Looking through his garbage.
7:18 What what what were you doing?
7:19 I was doing your job.
7:20 Natalie, just a review.
7:22 It's just one review.
7:24 Yeah, Julie seems fine with it.
7:26 a review.
7:27 I mean, it wasn't a real review because he wasn't there.
7:30 Mr.
7:30 Monk, he did it.
7:31 I know that he did it.
7:33 Because he criticized her?
7:34 Because she sings like an angel.
7:36 John Hanigan, this is Adrian Monk.
7:38 He consults with us upon on Yes, hello.
7:41 I'm a big fan.
7:43 This is Lieutenant Disher and uh I believe you know Natalie Teeger.
7:48 Unfortunately, yes.
7:49 Um good news, Mr.
7:51 Harrigan has graciously agreed to drop all charges,
7:53 so we're letting you off with a warning, Ms.
7:55 Teeger.
7:56 Thank god.
8:04 Whoa.
8:05 Oh, sweetie, you're doing great.
8:09 Mhm.
8:08 Does Mr.
8:09 Harrigan always sit up here?
8:11 As a matter of fact, no.
8:13 That was his first time.
8:14 Normally, he's down here, fifth row center.
8:18 Yeah, why did he move?
8:19 I didn't question it.
8:20 I I figured he wanted his privacy.
8:24 But that's important, right?
8:25 That sounds important.
8:26 Why was he sitting up here?
8:28 What's so important about this seat?
8:49 This light's out.
8:50 I didn't notice it.
8:51 I'll get the maintenance guys on that.
8:59 Hold that.
9:06 This light burned out.
9:08 Someone unscrewed it.
9:09 Well, there's something.
9:10 That's something, right?
9:11 He he he wanted to make it darker,
9:13 so when no one was looking, he replaced himself with an inflatable dummy.
9:17 No, I don't think so.
9:19 He was moving.
9:20 I saw him clapping.
9:22 Well, how about a mechanical man, like a robot?
9:25 Yeah, well, I'm here with my assistant and she thinks
9:27 that someone snuck out during the play on Saturday night,
9:31 killed a woman up the street, and then snuck back in.
9:34 Killed a woman?
9:35 His girlfriend.
9:37 And what do you think, sir?
9:40 Well, I thought it was crazy at first,
9:43 but now I'm beginning to think she's onto something.
10:00 Did you see anything that night, the night we met?
10:05 No, sir, not that I can recall, but I'm not the person to ask.
10:08 I I don't have the best view of the house.
10:11 Of course.
10:11 Well, if you think of anything, anything unusual, here's my card.
10:16 Give me a call.
10:17 Yes, sir.
10:18 Goodbye again, sir.
10:20 It's always a pleasure, sir.
10:24 How bad is it?
10:25 Oh, it's bad.
10:26 Non-force trauma.
10:27 He was hit from behind.
10:28 Metal bat, maybe a crowbar.
10:30 Oh, no.
10:30 A construction crew found him on the Bayshore Freeway under an off-ramp.
10:34 Can Can we talk to him?
10:37 Maybe not for a while.
10:38 He's in a coma.
10:39 So, how do you know this guy?
10:42 He's He's my men's room attendant.
10:46 Okay.
10:48 It was John Hanigan who did it.
10:50 Oh, here we go.
10:51 No, it can't be a coincidence.
10:52 He worked at the theater.
10:53 Theater, give it a rest.
10:55 Are you going to blame every crime in California on this guy?
10:58 What is this?
10:59 What's stuffed in his jacket?
11:02 Nicotine gum.
11:03 Yeah, we already checked.
11:04 He never smoked.
11:05 It's probably a gift for someone else.
11:07 Wait.
11:09 Wait.
11:17 Don't hug me.
11:17 You're going to want to hug me, but don't hug me.
11:20 Why?
11:21 You were right about Hanigan.
11:22 He's the guy.
11:23 I knew it.
11:24 I knew it.
11:24 I KNEW IT.
11:25 I KNEW IT.
11:25 OH, THANK YOU, MR.
11:26 MONK.
11:26 Thank you.
11:26 Thank you, Mr.
11:27 Monk.
11:27 Thank you.
11:28 The The man we saw that night,
11:31 the man in the box seat had a wristwatch, remember?
11:35 We saw him checking it.
11:37 John Harrigan doesn't wear a wristwatch.
11:40 I wish I could stay, but I have a column to finish.
11:43 The man we saw in the mezzanine was not John Harrigan.
11:47 It was the bathroom attendant.
11:51 They switched places.
11:52 Here's what happened.
11:53 Harrigan needed a dupe, an accomplice.
11:56 He tricked Gilson into helping him.
11:59 Do me a favor.
11:59 He must have said something like 2 hours.
12:01 Could you do me a favor?
12:03 This is a 2-hour show.
12:04 There's no intermission.
12:05 I need a cigarette break, but I can't be seen leaving.
12:08 Could you take my place for a couple of minutes?
12:11 When the lights went down, they switched places for 8, maybe 10 minutes.
12:17 Just long enough for Harrigan to run two
12:20 blocks and throw Kelly Asherhouse off the balcony.
12:34 Yeah.
12:39 Oh god.
12:41 Take Take ANYTHING YOU WANT.
12:42 WAIT UP.
13:25 LOU.
13:31 LOU.
13:41 The victim was stabbed.
13:44 Yeah, that's right.
13:46 How do you know he was stabbed?
13:47 I mean, he he could have been shot.
13:49 No, you can't smell gunpowder residue in a room this size for 4 days.
13:54 You can't?
13:55 He can.
13:56 And then the victim was strangled, too.
13:59 Yeah.
14:00 You wouldn't happen to know with what?
14:02 Uh phone cord.
14:05 You can see it.
14:05 It's It's It's stretched out.
14:08 Oh, yeah.
14:10 We uh we must miss that.
14:16 What happened here?
14:18 His assistant must have walked in on it.
14:20 She was stabbed, too.
14:21 D.A.
14:21 way at the hospital.
14:22 Two victims.
14:27 I want to see more.
14:31 This is all Monk, Monk.
14:32 We already have a suspect.
14:34 Who's that?
14:36 His name is Laurence Grayson.
14:38 Pratt was his attorney.
14:39 They lost a case about a year and a half ago.
14:42 I guess uh Grayson wasn't very satisfied client.
14:45 A year and a half.
14:47 That's what I call holding a grudge.
14:51 He burned something?
14:53 Burned his own file.
14:54 Guy was a[ __] There were duplicate copies
14:56 all over the office that he didn't even touch.
14:58 Why didn't he just take the file with him and burn it later?
15:01 Captain figured he panicked.
15:06 It doesn't make sense.
15:08 What doesn't?
15:10 The whole thing.
15:13 I want to talk to this Grayson.
15:18 How am I doing, Monk?
15:21 Fine.
15:22 Oh, if you talk to the mayor,
15:24 tell him thanks very much for this vote of confidence.
15:27 barging in here and ripping my house apart.
15:28 You're taking an awful lot of stuff out of here.
15:30 How do I know I'm going to get this stuff back?
15:31 You'll get a complete inventory when we're through.
15:33 Oh, yeah?
15:34 Okay, now I'm calling my lawyer.
15:35 Your lawyer is dead, sir.
15:36 That's why we're here.
15:41 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
15:42 Do you mind, please?
15:43 Hey, hang on.
15:44 Another step and I'll arrest you for obstruction.
15:47 Well, it's a very impressive collection, Mr.
15:48 Grayson.
15:49 Thank you very much.
15:50 Yeah, I'm a collector.
15:51 And everything in there is legit, okay?
15:52 I got paper on everything in there.
15:54 It's a hobby.
15:54 I'm permitted to have a hobby, am I not?
16:03 What?
16:04 That guy owns a security company.
16:09 Could have picked any lock in that office.
16:12 But he broke a window.
16:14 Yeah.
16:15 This guy is not stupid.
16:16 He knows we know he can pick a lock.
16:19 He tried to throw us a curveball.
16:24 It doesn't make any sense.
16:26 Does everything have to make sense, Monk?
16:29 Uh yeah, it kind of does.
16:34 What's he doing?
16:36 It's his It's his thing.
16:43 When was it built?
16:45 2 years ago.
16:47 That's about time your husband moved out.
16:52 How did you know that?
16:53 Tax calendar under the basketball and that's about 2 years' worth.
16:58 Wow.
16:59 That's twice you've impressed me, a new world record.
17:02 I'm Monica, Monica Waters, and you are?
17:06 Um me.
17:09 Um Monk.
17:11 Monk.
17:12 Adrian Monk.
17:15 Uh well, is there anything else?
17:18 Uh, no.
17:19 No, not not really.
17:20 Okay, well, it was very nice meeting you, Mr.
17:23 Monk.
17:24 Uh, uh, um, however, in the future, um, I might have quite a few questions.
17:31 Okay, so, how does that work?
17:33 Should I come to your precinct?
17:34 Well, no.
17:34 I don't really have an office there.
17:37 We could have coffee.
17:39 Or or do we eat dinner?
17:44 Yes.
17:45 I I I've been known to eat dinner.
17:49 Do I eat dinner?
17:52 Yeah, you eat dinner.
17:53 We both eat dinner.
17:56 Then it's a date.
17:58 Monk.
18:00 Where's Grayson?
18:02 He's still inside.
18:03 Monk doesn't think he did it.
18:04 Oh, really?
18:05 Well, this should interest you.
18:07 Grayson bought a bunch of knives online a year ago that match the murder weapon.
18:13 A million people buy knives online.
18:16 And we know Grayson collects weapons.
18:19 What do you got?
18:21 Something's wrong, Captain.
18:22 It doesn't make any sense, Captain.
18:24 Huh?
18:25 You got nothing, Monk.
18:28 Grayson is the guy.
18:29 If I had a farm, I'd bet it.
18:38 What are you doing in her garage?
18:43 What's wrong, boy?
18:44 What's wrong?
18:47 What's wrong, buddy?
18:53 What's wrong with you?
19:05 Captain.
19:07 Captain, look at this.
19:08 You mean Derek Waters, Monica's ex-husband?
19:10 Give me a quarter.
19:14 His credit cards were never canceled.
19:16 The last thing he bought was on March 11th, and then he just disappeared.
19:19 March 11th.
19:20 When did she start building the garage?
19:25 March 14th, same year.
19:29 Son of a[ __] He's under the garage.
19:33 Should we call Monk?
19:34 No, let him read about it in the paper.
19:37 Maybe we should call him.
19:38 Why?
19:39 I just talked to Sharona.
19:40 He's there.
19:50 Hello?
19:51 Monk, it's me.
19:52 Get out of there.
19:53 What?
19:54 Listen to me.
19:54 She's a killer.
19:55 You're in danger.
19:56 Get out of the house.
19:58 What did you say?
19:59 She is a killer, Monk.
20:00 Get out of there.
20:01 What I said.
20:02 Sharona.
20:04 She's standing right there?
20:06 Uh that that's right.
20:07 Listen to me.
20:08 Her husband disappeared 2 years ago.
20:10 2 days later, she started building the garage.
20:13 Monk, she killed him.
20:14 She buried him under the garage.
20:15 We're getting a court order tonight.
20:17 We're going to dig him up in the morning.
20:18 Of course I'll be there.
20:20 I wouldn't miss it for the world.
20:22 Just get out of there, okay?
20:26 Bye.
20:28 Okay.
20:30 I promise I won't be upset.
20:32 Just tell me the truth.
20:34 Are you trying to kill me?
20:36 What?
20:37 It's okay if you are.
20:38 I I just need to know.
20:42 Is this poisoned?
20:45 Do you think I could hurt you?
20:46 Oh, come on.
20:47 He's under the garage, isn't he?
20:48 Who is?
20:49 Your ex-husband.
20:50 You buried him under the garage.
20:51 How could you say that?
20:53 Everybody's saying it.
20:59 My husband, Derek, is a schizophrenic.
21:06 He had a complete breakdown 2 years ago.
21:08 He's in a private institution.
21:11 We've been trying to keep it a secret.
21:12 He didn't want his family to know.
21:16 Oh my god.
21:19 He's in Zurich, isn't he?
21:22 At the Brunhof Clinic.
21:24 How did you know that?
21:26 It's the best hospital in the world for psychological disorders.
21:28 I'd be there myself, but I don't fly.
21:31 Oh.
21:32 And you have soap from different hotels in Zurich.
21:36 I assumed you'd like to take ski vacation.
21:47 Who is it?
21:48 Who's there?
21:51 I've got a gun.
21:53 No, you don't.
21:55 Monk.
21:56 Cap- Captain, listen.
21:59 You don't want to do this.
21:59 What is that?
22:00 Pepper spray?
22:01 Let me let me explain.
22:02 Look, you don't want to do this.
22:04 Wait.
22:04 Hold it.
22:05 Charlie, hold him.
22:06 All right.
22:06 Ma'am, we're in the process of getting a warrant.
22:08 We're going to dig up the floor of your garage in the morning.
22:10 Why?
22:11 you know why.
22:11 Cap- Before you say another word, Derek,
22:13 what isn't that buried under that garage?
22:15 He's in Zurich.
22:16 He's in a private clinic.
22:17 He's been there for 2 years.
22:19 In Zurich?
22:20 Yes, I have a number if you want to verify it.
22:22 In Zurich?
22:25 Really?
22:30 So, where does that leave us?
22:32 We're back at square one.
22:37 Welcome to square one.
22:39 What are we doing here?
22:39 I I I know you told me, but I didn't listen.
22:42 Okay, one more time.
22:44 The burnt file.
22:45 What?
22:46 Grayson's file, the burnt file.
22:48 Mhm.
22:49 Oh god, had nothing to do with anything.
22:53 Absolutely nothing.
22:55 It was a decoy.
22:57 A decoy?
22:58 The real answer is in one of these other files.
23:04 Oh, you have to be joking.
23:05 If I was joking, it would certainly be a lot funnier than this.
23:13 Oh, Adrian, we can't read all of this.
23:16 Look at this.
23:18 Oh, this is going to take forever.
23:21 Better get started.
23:23 We have to think of something else.
23:24 This is ridiculous.
23:26 Wait.
23:29 What?
23:29 Wait a minute.
23:50 Thomas Catterson.
23:52 Who's that?
23:53 That's our guy.
23:58 To my beloved grandchildren, I leave $2.4 million to be divided between you.
24:03 And the balance of my estate, totaling more than $97 million,
24:08 I leave to my alma mater, Westmore University.
24:12 Excuse me?
24:13 My alma mater, Westmore University.
24:16 No, no, no, wait, wait a minute.
24:17 This is a joke.
24:18 There's something wrong.
24:19 Well, now, son, I know it's a bit unorthodox.
24:22 No, it's wrong.
24:24 This is not the right will.
24:26 He left everything to me.
24:27 How do you know that, Todd?
24:31 I know you.
24:33 You were at the memorial service.
24:35 This is your uncle's will.
24:38 Actually, it's a forgery of your uncle's will.
24:41 But this is what you expected to hear today, isn't it?
24:46 I don't know what you're talking about.
24:50 It's dated October 4th, kid.
24:51 You screwed up.
24:53 The notary public who was supposed to who signed
24:55 this was on a cruise in the Caribbean on October 4th.
24:58 We were in the file room yesterday.
25:03 You see the little tabs at the top?
25:06 Some are on the left, some on the right, some in the middle.
25:08 Mr.
25:09 Pratt had a system.
25:11 When he put files away, he alternated them, left, right, middle.
25:15 So they'd be easier to read,
25:16 and they were all arranged like that, except for this one.
25:21 It's a middle, and it was right behind another middle.
25:25 We all assumed that the killer broke in here to burn
25:28 a file or to steal a file, but we were wrong.
25:32 The killer broke in to add a file.
25:38 Here's what happened.
25:39 Your uncle was dying, and you knew you'd been cut out of the will.
25:44 So you wrote up a phony will where you inherited everything.
25:50 And of course you had to kill Lou Pratt.
25:51 He was your uncle's attorney, and he would have spotted the forgery.
25:55 And after you killed him and his assistant,
25:58 you put the phony will in the file, but you couldn't just stop there.
26:01 The cops would have wondered why was Lou Pratt murdered,
26:05 and they would have gone through every one of his files,
26:08 and eventually they would have found your phony will.
26:11 So you had to send them down the wrong road, and any wrong road would do.
26:16 You picked a file at random, and you burned it.
26:20 And it worked.
26:20 Everybody was concentrating on Grayson
26:22 and Monica Waters and the disputed garage.
26:25 But when you overheard me at the funeral,
26:27 you got scared because you knew that I was having serious doubts about Grayson.
26:32 So you killed him to push us even further down that wrong road.
26:46 I forgot to mention we brought Mr.
26:47 Grayson's dog with us.
26:50 Looks like he remembers you.
26:56 Heavenly Father, as you know, life ain't easy for us.
27:00 But we know you're always there watching over us.
27:04 And we want to thank you for sending our new friends, Mr.
27:07 Monk, Natalie, and Julian into our lives.
27:10 And may we remember our brothers and sisters
27:13 less fortunate than ourselves in this season of giving.
27:17 Amen.
27:18 Amen.
27:18 Amen.
27:19 Amen.
27:21 Mhm, good.
27:23 The stuffing is delicious.
27:25 Oh, thank you.
27:26 It's my grandmother's recipe.
27:27 Mhm, I love this gravy.
27:30 Usually we make our own, but Excuse me,
27:33 uh could you repeat that about the gravy?
27:36 Usually we make our own.
27:38 Isn't that interesting?
27:39 Natalie, did you hear that?
27:41 Yes, yes, I did.
27:42 Huh.
27:43 Interesting.
27:56 So, um why do they call you the professor?
28:01 Julie, it's probably because he loves to read and probably because
28:06 he's curious about the world and other cultures and I eat books.
28:13 Oh.
28:26 Excuse me.
28:28 I'm just using my napkin to wipe away any food that might be on my face.
28:35 I'm just wiping my face.
28:37 It's fun.
29:13 So, uh how's our case coming?
29:16 Uh actually, uh there's been some progress there.
29:18 The medical examiner changed the cause of death.
29:21 It wasn't an accident after all.
29:23 Your friend was asphyxiated.
29:25 He was drunk?
29:27 No.
29:27 No.
29:28 No, no.
29:28 He He He was suffocated.
29:31 Probably with a plastic bag.
29:32 Oh.
29:32 It's good news, actually, because now they'll reopen the case.
29:37 Well, thank you for that, Mr.
29:38 Munger.
29:39 I mean, we really appreciate that.
29:41 It's the best 14 bucks we ever spent.
29:43 Yeah.
29:44 Yes.
29:45 Speaking of money, uh wasn't exactly $14.
29:49 I You were a little short.
29:51 Yeah.
29:52 This uh They wouldn't redeem these three bottles.
29:58 Cuz they are from, guess where?
29:59 Canada.
30:01 Yeah.
30:03 I mean, this It's no big deal.
30:05 It's It's 15 cents.
30:07 It's hardly worth mentioning, but chalk it up to bad luck.
30:19 Hey, Randy, have you seen the captain?
30:21 We've been calling him all night.
30:22 Yeah, he's not here.
30:23 Why?
30:23 What's going on?
30:24 You remember the homicide I was working?
30:26 The homeless guy?
30:27 Right.
30:27 His name was Willie T.
30:29 The night he was killed, he was out collecting bottles and cans.
30:31 that chalky herbal stuff the captain was drinking?
30:33 There were three bottles of the same drink in Willie's shopping cart,
30:37 which means that at some point that night, he was in the captain's yard, right?
30:43 Huh.
30:44 That's interesting.
30:45 Yeah, maybe the captain saw something.
30:46 I mean something unusual.
30:50 What is that?
30:51 What?
30:52 On your feet.
30:53 On on your on your lip.
30:56 It's a little bit like a mustache.
30:57 Well, I'm in charge.
30:58 It comes with the job.
31:05 Okay, you're making me a little uncomfortable.
31:07 You're making me a little uncomfortable.
31:10 You Anyways, guys, the captain's gone.
31:12 You're You're too late.
31:13 He came in yesterday.
31:14 He grabbed some stuff and he just left.
31:16 For how long?
31:17 He didn't say.
32:21 Captain, you can't go to Spain.
32:22 Not knowing the truth.
32:27 It wasn't a miracle.
32:29 The water in the fountain was all folks.
32:32 I'm sorry, Captain.
32:34 It was the pharmacist, the one who lost the He killed Willie T.
32:46 Here's what happened.
32:49 McCloskey killed his partner, buried him deep.
32:57 10 years later, planning to renovate, body would be discovered.
33:06 He couldn't dig up the body.
33:10 They had built a fountain there.
33:15 He had to stop them from digging.
33:20 He started changing their prescriptions to make his patients sicker.
33:29 That's why you never got better.
33:32 He did it to everyone.
33:36 He painted that sign on your door.
33:40 Really, the bum must have seen him.
33:46 That's why McCloskey killed him.
33:59 So, he was messing with everybody's medication, making us all sicker.
34:04 And then he sent us to that fountain.
34:07 That's it.
34:08 So, after we drank, he'd give us some real medication,
34:15 making us all feel better.
34:17 And it worked?
34:18 The fountain became a shrine, a sacred place.
34:22 Yeah, which of course they would never dig up.
34:28 Well, so much for miracles.
34:35 It's jungle out there.
34:37 Disorder and confusion everywhere.
34:42 No one seems to care.
34:44 Well, I do.
34:45 Hey, who's in charge here?
34:48 It's jungle out there.