I Lived a Day as a Japanese Samurai!

0:00 I'm training to become the ultimate Japanese warrior.

0:04 During my time in Tokyo,

0:06 I thought what better way to spend my time than accumulating all

0:09 of the samurai and ninja skills become

0:11 the supreme embodiment of a Japanese warrior.

0:15 First things first, sumo wrestling.

0:18 Ah, konnichiwa.

0:21 Hello.

0:21 Hello.

0:22 I'm Sam.

0:23 Cole, nice to meet you.

0:24 Okay, this is sumo.

0:26 Let's take a look here.

0:26 What are these you've got?

0:28 What have you found?

0:29 What are your briefs are?

0:30 Olivia, are these for you or me?

0:32 Me?

0:32 Are they yours?

0:34 I've They're mine now.

0:36 They're mine.

0:36 Are you getting nude?

0:38 Are you Are you getting What are you doing?

0:40 You putting them on?

0:41 Right.

0:42 Okay, I just want to make sure I'm not

0:43 the only one going to come out with me no bell.

0:45 There's no changing room here.

0:46 No, it's fine.

0:47 Just in a sort of utility closet.

0:49 Okay.

0:51 No blocks tiny.

0:54 Is this all right?

0:58 Yep.

0:59 It's like a little nappy.

1:00 Well, I come fresh out the womb.

1:04 Yeah?

1:05 Just be careful.

1:06 They're going to slap your face.

1:08 I didn't know that was allowed.

1:09 They're going to slap my face.

1:11 I don't want to be slapped by that.

1:12 One guy died.

1:16 Died?

1:16 Yeah.

1:17 That's why I asked about the insurance.

1:19 No, it's fine.

1:19 I've got I've got I've probably got insurance somewhere.

1:22 You guys are ready?

1:23 Yes, sir.

1:24 Let's do First time stepping in a sumo ring?

1:27 I think he's gearing up to So,

1:30 before we start training, let's do some stretches.

1:40 Getting on all right?

1:42 Getting on all right.

1:42 It's Even that's tiresome.

1:44 He said I'm doing all right, but I don't know if I am.

1:46 My balance isn't brilliant and it's quite

1:48 intimidating when they've got no pants on.

1:51 I'm going to slip inside one of them, I'm sure of it.

1:54 I'll get sucked in, but What's he got What the What's this?

1:58 A watering can.

2:00 What's he doing?

2:00 Doing a bit of [clears throat] bad agriculture.

2:02 Oh, he keeps looking at me like that.

2:06 I'm getting abused.

2:07 The last one is called butsukari.

2:10 Butsukari.

2:11 Boots curry.

2:17 Strong big baby.

2:18 Which one are we going to be?

2:19 Are we going to be which one?

2:20 This one.

2:21 Yeah.

2:22 Okay.

2:24 Look, I'll let someone else go first [laughter] this time, I think.

2:29 Push him.

2:30 You're facing his boobs.

2:32 Get him out.

2:33 Yeah.

2:34 Come on.

2:37 [cheering] Nervous.

2:37 I'm nervous.

2:38 Ah, here we go.

2:40 This is me.

2:41 Yes, in the boobs, like this.

2:43 Okay.

2:43 Copy boobs.

2:44 Copy Copy boobs.

2:45 Ready?

2:54 Push push, you bastard.

2:55 I'm trying.

2:58 [screaming] Come on.

3:00 Yes.

3:02 I did it.

3:04 Oh, he smells delightful.

3:05 More?

3:06 Hit him more.

3:06 Hit him more.

3:07 MORE, YEAH.

3:08 READY?

3:12 DON'T PUSH.

3:13 OH, SORRY.

3:14 OKAY.

3:15 I HIT YOU IN THE CHIN, I'M SORRY.

3:16 I head butted him.

3:17 It's okay.

3:18 It's okay, he doesn't care.

3:19 Yeah.

3:20 More?

3:20 Yes.

3:21 I don't know if I've GOT MUCH MORE.

3:25 [screaming] I REALLY BURNED.

3:32 OKAY.

3:32 [applause] OKAY.

3:34 NICE.

3:34 OH, YEAH.

3:35 OKAY.

3:36 OH, GOD, I'm What happens if mid fight one of their nappies comes off?

3:41 Embarrassing.

3:43 Who knows?

3:46 [laughter] Who knows?

3:46 Look at him.

3:47 Yeah.

3:47 Do it to kids.

3:48 God, I might have just seen that in your window in the morning.

3:51 Aw, the little little kids look like little Legos.

3:54 They're cute.

3:55 Don't let them stand there too long for sake.

3:58 God, they're going to be permanently scarred.

4:00 I can help.

4:01 Both fists down on the ground.

4:05 You can knock me out, OKAY?

4:07 GO.

4:14 HE'S GOOD.

4:15 I'LL TELL YOU [applause] YOU OKAY?

4:21 YEAH, I'M PERFECT.

4:22 I'M I'M SEEING RED NOW.

4:23 I'm going to be You ready for round two?

4:26 Yes.

4:26 Okay, let's go round two.

4:28 Let's go.

4:29 Round two.

4:31 GO.

4:43 I THINK YOU SLIPPED ON FIRST.

4:50 AFTER CONSUMING MORE BABY OIL THAN Puff Daddy,

4:53 it was time for some real ninja theatrics.

4:57 Hey there.

4:57 Here at AAC Stunts Gym, we deal with all sorts of action.

5:01 You hear everything from Power Rangers to Godzilla.

5:05 In fact, over here, that's Godzilla right over there.

5:08 Jesus, is he Is he okay?

5:10 So, we're going to be flying in the air?

5:12 Yes.

5:12 And then what else?

5:13 to be flying, you're going to have swords,

5:15 you're going to be doing like spin kicks and uh Wow.

5:18 You'll do some basic stuff.

5:19 Flying is basic now.

5:21 Where are you from, Benna?

5:22 I am from Canada and I'm I got out of there in Yeah, 20 years now.

5:27 Wow, why here?

5:28 There's Indians pooping all over the place.

5:31 Okay.

5:32 [laughter] Fine.

5:33 No offense.

5:34 Oh, god, we've got an Indian here as well.

5:38 [laughter] He'll be kicking you in the neck week in a minute, mate.

5:40 Will you teach him?

5:41 Do you prefer a brown Kinder Bueno or a white one?

5:43 I uh I don't discriminate any shades.

5:47 Just in Just doesn't like Indians.

5:50 [laughter] I'm being robbed.

5:51 Yeah, you're fine wearing this stuff.

5:52 Am I?

5:52 Yeah.

5:53 Might get a bit hot.

5:54 But it looks just like Under Ninja.

5:55 Under Ninja now on Netflix.

5:57 This guy's like a walking advertisement.

5:59 So, who's uh going to go first?

6:02 The Indian will try.

6:04 Cuz then don't matter to you.

6:06 He gets [laughter] Yeah, sacrificial Indian.

6:10 Here we go.

6:11 What's he Does he even know what's happening?

6:15 [laughter] How did you find this place?

6:16 One of my mates actually just recommended it.

6:18 I just went down a dark alley upstairs.

6:20 It's like Bueno didn't come out of the lurking just like Go with the flow.

6:24 All right, next up.

6:25 Should I go?

6:25 Yeah.

6:26 Okay, let's do it.

6:27 Okay, bear in mind this is my first time, Bueno.

6:30 Tell these guys go easy ON THE ROPES.

6:32 WHOA.

6:34 NO, I'm good.

6:35 My balls aren't really got many balls after sumo, SO IT'S FINE NOW.

6:38 OH, [screaming] I EVEN Where am I?

6:42 I don't know what to do up here.

6:44 I'm very defenseless.

6:45 Look at the camera and say 6 7.

6:47 That's terrible from you, Bueno.

6:50 Bueno.

6:51 Okay, so what we're going to do now, we're going to do some kicks.

6:54 We're going to say say no,

6:56 which is like the Japanese ready and Ready and Gotcha.

7:00 Gotcha.

7:00 Ready to go try?

7:01 Yeah, ready?

7:02 Let's go.

7:03 Ready?

7:03 Say no.

7:09 [laughter] I don't know what I'm doing.

7:08 Say no.

7:11 Ow.

7:12 I'll walk you through the the action part now.

7:14 Yes.

7:14 Mind your own business, be like, "Man,

7:16 that sumo was big." And then all of a sudden Hey, Cole.

7:22 I'll kill you.

7:23 Yeah, I'm going to rip your little Justin Bieber haircut off your prick.

7:26 He doesn't have any insurance, so if you kick him in the face It's my life.

7:30 that's on you.

7:31 So, aim for his face.

7:32 Got it.

7:32 Rehearsal and action.

7:35 Down at the park.

7:36 Yeah?

7:37 I'll kill you.

7:38 Yeah, I'm going to EAT YOUR ASS.

7:42 [screaming] I JUMPED TOO QUICK, DIDN'T I?

7:45 YEAH, you You had a little bit of wedgie there, right?

7:47 Yeah, it hurt.

7:48 I wasn't going to mention it, but Is that good?

7:50 Yeah.

7:51 The best you've ever seen?

7:53 He's laughing.

7:53 It's laughter of joy.

7:55 Yeah?

7:55 Yeah.

7:56 Oh, good.

7:57 You love me?

7:58 What?

7:58 What?

7:58 When I say action Yeah.

8:00 I just get into a stance.

8:02 When they say hi, they're going to lift you up again.

8:05 And then you want to go 1 2 3 and THEN YOU LAND.

8:11 [screaming] OKAY, THANK YOU.

8:19 THAT WAS PERFECT.

8:20 THANKS, BUENO.

8:20 NO WORRIES.

8:21 We still got one more to go.

8:22 Am I?

8:23 Well on my way to be a samurai master, then.

8:27 Oh my god, help me.

8:30 That's actually good.

8:30 That's actually good.

8:31 Is it?

8:32 Are you sure?

8:33 Is this what happens in the movies?

8:35 Bueno.

8:36 There you go.

8:37 So, are you ready to rehearse it?

8:38 Yes.

8:39 Okay, rolling.

8:40 Yeah.

8:40 1 2 3 [screaming] CUT.

8:48 PERFECT.

8:48 THAT WAS AWESOME.

8:49 THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

8:50 really good.

8:50 It felt good.

8:50 That was really good.

8:51 Get me off these things.

9:00 Yeah, what's up, mate?

9:03 Try it.

9:04 Bastard.

9:16 [music] [screaming] [music] [music]

9:41 Now that I'm dangerously close to becoming a threat to society,

9:44 it was time for a break at the ninja cafe.

9:51 Okay.

9:52 Right, there's nobody in here, so that can't be a good sign.

9:56 I actually don't know where I am and what I'm doing.

9:58 I was told to come to the Ninja Cafe for some reason.

10:01 So now we [music] wait.

10:02 Thank you for coming.

10:04 Thank you for having me.

10:05 Do you know what is this?

10:07 Um that looks like a scroll.

10:12 The menu, fantastic.

10:14 What What's your best drink?

10:16 Oh, ninja ale.

10:18 I will have one of those.

10:19 Okay, so Ninja ale.

10:21 Ooh, the ninja ale coming my way.

10:24 I'm going to be the ultimate samurai geezer after this.

10:27 I think I'm pretty much Japanese now.

10:29 This is your ninja costume.

10:31 Wow.

10:31 Oh, there's instructions.

10:35 Got to do homework.

10:36 What you doing here?

10:37 You stand up all this and check and put it on.

10:40 Gee, what?

10:41 It's a dress code for a cafe.

10:43 This will be interesting.

10:45 Does she help me or do I Am I on my own for this?

10:48 I'm sure I can just wing it.

10:49 You help me?

10:50 Yeah.

10:51 Oh.

10:52 Perfect.

10:53 What's your name?

10:54 Uh Yuri.

10:55 Y U R [music] I Yuri.

10:57 I like Yuri.

10:58 Oh, thank you.

10:59 You're very welcome.

11:00 Do what you want with me.

11:03 We should do it to show.

11:05 How How old are you?

11:06 Uh 23.

11:08 23?

11:08 Yeah.

11:09 Oh, I'm getting receding hairline.

11:12 Kakkoi, what's that?

11:13 Kakkoi means cool.

11:14 Oh, I feel like I look a pillock.

11:18 However, I will embrace the ninjarity.

11:21 Bring me the ninja ale.

11:23 Fine lady, she's going to poison me.

11:25 Is ninja ale Ninja ale?

11:28 What What is in ninja ale?

11:30 What's in it?

11:30 It has bamboo charcoal.

11:32 Bamboo charcoal?

11:33 Charcoal.

11:34 Charcoal.

11:36 [laughter] Uh that's all right.

11:36 Charcoal.

11:38 I'm drinking charcoal.

11:39 It's good.

11:40 Oh, thank you.

11:41 It's good.

11:44 It's not good.

11:44 Are you ready for training?

11:46 Am I ready for training?

11:47 Yes.

11:48 Yes.

11:48 Let's start training.

11:49 Ready?

11:49 Okay, yeah, let's do it.

11:50 The first training is katana training.

11:53 Raise your sword.

12:02 Me, bigger voice.

12:03 Yes, more bigger Oh, okay.

12:05 ME.

12:09 YEAH.

12:10 YEAH, SHE'S TURNED ON.

12:14 I'VE got it.

12:15 I've And then shake the blood off.

12:17 Bang bang bang, get rid of the HIV.

12:19 Right way up.

12:20 And then what you want to do, love, is [applause] Take it.

12:27 This is how I woo the Japanese ladies.

12:30 What now?

12:31 The katana training is over.

12:32 You're a katana master.

12:34 [applause] Ninja.

12:35 Thank you.

12:35 Thank you.

12:36 Wow.

12:37 So cool.

12:39 What What does that mean?

12:39 Uh Very cool.

12:41 Yes, cool and handsome.

12:43 Handsome.

12:44 There you go, it works.

12:45 It works.

12:46 So that is this ninja star.

12:48 Ninja star.

12:49 First, pinch here.

12:50 Pinch.

12:51 Yep, pinch.

12:52 Okay, so uh three fingers.

12:53 Three fingers.

12:54 Yes.

12:54 Always three fingers in Japan.

12:56 Like this, yeah?

12:57 Okay, ready?

13:00 It's all right.

13:01 It's okay.

13:02 Should I go again?

13:03 I'll go one more time.

13:04 I'll get bull's-eye this time, shall I?

13:06 Oh, that Sorry, START DOING ANOTHER ONE.

13:12 [screaming] COME ON.

13:14 FLIRTING WITH ME.

13:16 OH MY GOD, I've almost killed you.

13:18 Do it again.

13:20 Watch this.

13:21 No look shot.

13:22 Roberto Firmino.

13:25 In the hard one as well.

13:26 So that's what I was actually aiming for, you see, Yuri.

13:30 I'm very I'm very strong.

13:31 Do you want to feel that?

13:32 Feel.

13:33 Yeah.

13:35 She's loving it.

13:36 Every second.

13:38 So skilled, strong, handsome.

13:40 Anything else?

13:40 Yes.

13:41 Last training is blowgun training.

13:44 Okay, blowgun.

13:45 Okay, let's try it.

13:47 What?

13:48 Extension, little silencer.

13:51 Jesus, she's got the mods.

13:52 Okay.

13:56 Baby.

13:57 Yeah, I've completed it then.

13:59 Yes.

13:59 Next level.

14:00 Next level?

14:01 There's another level?

14:02 Are you making this up?

14:05 I'm on it again.

14:06 I'm bang on the money.

14:09 Trigger finger me.

14:10 Very good.

14:11 That was wrong.

14:12 I don't think this is You're just make You do this with other customers?

14:18 Oh, no, trust me, I need to get used to it.

14:21 Go on.

14:21 It's probably the smallest balloon I've ever seen in my life.

14:26 I'll do it.

14:27 I can Trust me, I can Do you get on it?

14:32 Trust me.

14:33 This doesn't HINDER MY ABILITIES.

14:38 [screaming] BOOM.

14:37 VERY GOOD.

14:38 VERY GOOD.

14:39 Thank you, Yuri.

14:41 I love you.

14:42 Very good.

14:43 Let's head back.

14:44 Ninja training finish.

14:45 Me.

14:46 Thank you for training.

14:47 Thank you for training.

14:48 [cheering] Thank you.

14:49 You are already a great ninja.

14:51 Bye.

14:51 I have to go.

14:52 Bye.

14:53 Oh.

14:58 What's just Hi.

15:00 She's there.

15:01 There she is.

15:02 Ooh, this ninja's taking it out of me.

15:03 I'm really eating today either.

15:04 [music] So I'm just I'm just buzzing off the fumes here.

15:07 All the ninja fumes.

15:09 She's giving me confidence left, right, and center.

15:11 Beat some guy at sumo.

15:13 So I'm I'm feeling good.

15:14 I'm feeling proud.

15:15 I think I've I think I've hit the nail on the head here with everything.

15:18 I can't be stopped.

15:19 Lastly, I needed to put all of my skills

15:21 to the test in front of a live audience.

15:23 This is my time to prove [music] that I really have what it takes.

15:28 Okay, so we're here at a sumo show.

15:30 This is the final part of the evening.

15:34 We're going to have a front row seats to actual professional sumo show.

15:38 And at the end, [music] apparently,

15:40 you can put your hand up and get in the ring with one of them.

15:43 So hopefully they pick me.

15:44 If not, it's annoying, but I will try and GET IN THERE.

15:53 WOULD YOU GET DOWN THERE?

15:55 YOU WOULDN'T.

15:57 [laughter] [cheering] [screaming] THE FIRST STEP, HEY ALL.

16:22 [music] [cheering] Come on.

16:33 Right.

16:33 So I won the raffle with these lovely people

16:36 and it looks like we are taking on the sumo wrestlers.

16:41 COME ON.

16:42 [screaming]

16:45 [cheering] WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?

16:51 I'M Cole Anderson James.

16:53 You are going to be facing the Sekitori.

16:55 Oh oh.

16:56 Cole, please bow to pay your respects to your Yeah.

17:00 Okay.

17:01 Oh, I'll get him.

17:03 Jesus [cheering] Christ.

17:09 I don't know the rules yet.

17:10 I don't know if this is giving you the go OR WHAT.

17:23 [screaming] I WIN.

17:36 [applause] THANKS, MATE.

17:37 THANK YOU.

17:44 AND THAT IS THE end of today's video.

17:45 Thank you very much for watching.

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