Best of Beth vs. Everyone 😮‍💨 Yellowstone

0:00 [LAUGHS] My wife is standing right over there, staring at you.

0:04 [UPBEAT MUSIC]- I'll handle this.

0:08 No.

0:08 Don't do that, now.

0:10 I'm good.

0:10 Hey.

0:11 [UPBEAT MUSIC, CHATTER] (SINGING) Set me up right.

0:14 Oh, shit.

0:16 Lloyd.

0:17 Hey, Lloyd!

0:19 We're done.

0:20 It ain't midnight yet.

0:22 Midnight enough.

0:22 [GLASS SHATTERS] HAILEY: Ow!

0:23 MAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:25 [GRUNTS] [CHATTER, UPBEAT MUSIC] [SMACK] My name's Ted.

0:31 Where are you from?

0:34 Really?

0:35 [CHUCKLES] I've been here a week.

0:37 You're the first person I've met who's actually from here.

0:41 Can I buy you another drink?

0:43 Why not?

0:45 Hey, Dalton, give me another one.

0:48 You don't live here anymore, though, not dressed like that.

0:51 You came back for a family reunion.

0:54 No, no.

0:55 Those never happen at home for some reason.

0:58 Let's see.

0:59 Bozeman is a college town, so I'm gonna say a school reunion.

1:06 Class of 2006.

1:10 Am I close?

1:14 Do you feel close, Ted?

1:16 It feels like I'm getting close.

1:18 My turn.

1:21 You're in real estate or something equally as unimportant,

1:24 married, a couple of kids, one on the way.

1:26 That was your excuse to come out here.

1:29 You need the break.

1:30 Work, family life, it's so demanding.

1:33 A little fresh air, a little me time.

1:36 You came alone cause none of your friends can afford it.

1:38 And those who do, they have wives a lot smarter than yours.

1:41 Let's be honest, Ted, you didn't come here to fish.

1:44 You're hunting.

1:46 That's why you're sitting in a bar instead of standing in a river.

1:51 Who the hell are you to judge me?

1:53 I ain't judging you, buddy.

1:55 Good morning, gentlemen.

1:56 I'm hunting, too, just not hunting you.

2:00 What's wrong with me?

2:03 You look like a real soft fuck, Ted.

2:06 All you city boys do.

2:10 ALFRED: Did you tell her there was no smoking?

2:11 WAITER: Yes, sir.

2:12 ALFRED: Then why is she still smoking?

2:14 It's, um— I-I don't— she made a rather compelling argument, sir.

2:20 [LOUNGE MUSIC, CHATTER] Pardon me, Ma'am.

2:26 "Ma'am"?

2:27 Miss.

2:29 "Miss" should really only be applied

2:32 to a woman younger or just reaching marrying age,

2:35 which in the era this bullshit became common vernacular, I was around 13.

2:41 And since I am clearly beyond that milestone and I'm clearly not married,

2:46 the proper term for me would be maiden.

2:50 But if you call me maiden, Alfred,

2:53 I'm gonna stab you in the eye with this fucking fork.

2:58 We have a no-smoking policy.

2:59 Really?

3:01 [LOUNGE MUSIC] Well, it looks to me like the whole place is smoking, Alfred,

3:08 unless the policy is just against me smoking,

3:12 which I find hard to believe because I've never been here before.

3:16 What do you want?

3:17 To make a scene.

3:18 Are you ready to watch that happen?

3:22 I'll get Mr.

3:23 Jenkins for you.

3:24 I'd appreciate it.

3:27 Hey, Tattletale, bring me another.

3:32 Oh.

3:33 Hi, Dan.

3:34 Who's this?

3:36 I'm his wife.

3:37 Oh.

3:39 Beth Dutton.

3:40 I run mergers and acquisitions for Schwartz& Meyer.

3:42 So you work with Dan.

3:44 Oh, we, uh— we flirted with a couple of things, right?

3:50 Well, that's quite the shiner you got there.

3:52 He was in a car wreck.

3:55 Those airbags, they sure pack a punch.

3:59 So you, uh— you guys out for a little afternoon cocktail?

4:03 It's the only kind.

4:05 The whole city shuts down at 9:00.

4:07 Plenty of trouble, if you know where to look.

4:10 You should give me a call sometime.

4:12 I'll help you find it.

4:14 [LAUGHS] I could use some trouble.

4:16 Well, I'm your girl.

4:18 [LAUGHS] Oh my god, I think I finally met a friend here.

4:22 [CHUCKLES]- Ha.

4:23 VICTORIA: You're not leaving, are you?

4:25 Not on your life.

4:26 I'll be right back.

4:27 OK.

4:28 VICTORIA: [LAUGHS] [UPBEAT MUSIC] Remember what I said, Dan, generations.

4:38 You think I want to fuck you?

4:39 Oh.

4:41 A deal's a deal.

4:42 Besides, I'm not fucking you.

4:46 I'm fucking her.

4:47 And if you have a brother, I'm fucking him, too.

4:50 I am chopping your family tree down.

4:53 Thank you.

4:57 Send her over when she gets back, would you?

5:00 Jamie, it's Sarah.

5:01 I just wanted to confirm some facts.

5:02 BETH: Who's Sarah?

5:03 SARAH: So— Jumpy, jumpy, jumpy.

5:08 What's got you so nervous, I wonder?

5:10 Well, uh, you scared the fucking shit out of me.

5:13 And, uh, I'll tell you what makes me nervous, this.

5:17 Why a trust?

5:20 You're an attorney, Jamie.

5:21 I shouldn't have to explain it to you.

5:22 OK, why am I not in it?

5:24 Do I really have to tell you that, too?

5:26 All right.

5:27 Here's all the things I don't believe.

5:29 I don't believe you're capable of swallowing

5:31 your pride and contributing to this family.

5:33 I don't believe our father will ever trust you again,

5:35 which is why I don't believe you have a role here anymore.

5:38 Oh, oh, you want to know what my role is.

5:41 [LAUGHS] Well, I think you're putting this all in a trust,

5:43 so you can control the money, so you can do this and this and this.

5:50 The ranch is an investor, yes.

5:52 How big an investor?

5:54 I manage the finances, Beth.

5:56 I need to know how big!

5:58 $5 million.

6:01 No, I know, Jamie.

6:03 You're worried about the risk.

6:06 Two things.

6:07 One, the risk is mitigated.

6:09 Two, if you didn't have balls the size of quail eggs,

6:12 you'd have invested this money years ago,

6:14 and he wouldn't be chasing his fucking tail every fall.

6:17 Good work.

6:18 [BANG] Hey, Beth, that is over half.

6:22 The ranch is cash.

6:23 What are we gonna do in November if cattle prices go down?

6:26 How much money do you think this ranch makes in a year?

6:29 After payroll and property taxes and hay and countless other expenses, nothing!

6:34 This ranch has not turned a profit in six years.

6:37 And maybe you don't understand the impact of a few hundred dead cattle,

6:40 but that's half a million dollars rotting in the field.

6:43 You fucked us.

6:44 You fucked us!

6:48 I want the wrench out, and I want it out by today.

6:50 It doesn't work like that, Jamie.

6:51 You make it work like that.

6:53 Fuck.

6:54 Now I see.

6:59 You think you're gonna get him to trust you by making him not trust me?

7:03 [SCOFFS] I wish you and your bird balls the best of luck.

7:09 You.

7:11 You know, it's five o'clock.

7:14 Shouldn't you be in a river somewhere?

7:17 Bulleit, rocks.

7:20 There's nothing I love more than to be on the river.

7:22 But instead, I am here, trying to figure out why you are poking a grizzly.

7:26 Mm.

7:31 You don't keep 'em when you catch 'em.

7:33 [LIQUID POURING] No.

7:38 You throw 'em back?

7:39 Yes.

7:41 I could respect if you ate 'em.

7:43 That makes sense to me.

7:45 But of all the shit a trout has to go through in a day,

7:51 eagles trying to eat them,

7:53 raccoons trying to eat them, otters, ospreys, bigger fish,

8:00 hawks, it also has to wonder if every

8:03 floating dead insect has a fucking hook in it,

8:06 because you think it fighting you for its life is fun.

8:12 [SIGHS] It doesn't hurt the fish.

8:15 They don't process pain the same way other animals do.

8:18 [LAUGHS] What fucking pescatarian told you that, huh?

8:26 It is fascinating that the one vertebrate

8:28 on this planet that doesn't rely on pain

8:31 as a survival device is the one that you like to hook in the fucking mouth.

8:37 To be honest, I could give a shit if it hurts a fish.

8:40 I don't like the way it tastes.

8:41 That's why I throw them back.

8:42 Well, why didn't you just say that in the first place, huh?

8:45 That I understand.

8:47 [SIGHS] Schwartz& Meyer shorting our stock is like a terrorist bombing a subway.

8:56 It doesn't stop the subways and it doesn't destroy the city the subway serves.

9:00 It just hurts some people, and not the people you want to hurt.

9:04 But it does make the people you want to hurt want to hurt you back.

9:08 Are you gonna try and hurt me back?

9:11 Is that what you're trying to say?

9:13 Hmm?

9:15 Because I have been down this road many, many times before, buddy,

9:18 and no one who tried it is alive to tell you how poorly that worked out for him.

9:24 Well, you say you're gonna hire a fucking hitman

9:26 to come after me if I come after you?

9:32 [SIGHS] We could buy Schwartz& Meyer 15 times over.

9:40 That land is not your family's legacy.

9:44 It is a relic that will continue to appreciate

9:46 until your family can no longer afford it, and then you lose it.

9:50 Wealth is the only legacy left, and you know it.

9:53 Fight us and you'll lose all your money, and you lose the land.

9:56 Or be the smart businesswoman you are and make us

10:00 a deal that creates a real legacy for your family,

10:02 $500 million, $600 million, generational wealth.

10:07 I agree on all fronts, Roarke.

10:11 I do, and I wish to god that he would do that, but he won't.

10:23 So we fight.

10:25 You are sealing yourself into the Alamo,

10:27 Beth, and these guys won't take prisoners either.

10:31 I look forward to it.

10:35 [SIGHS] [BANG] Stop shorting my fucking stock, please.

10:43 Well, stop making it so fucking easy.

10:46 [SIGHS] Could you at least do it in after-hours trading, so I can fucking fish?

10:52 Well, that I can do.

10:54 I will short your stock in after-hours trading so you can torture trout.

10:59 Thank you.

11:00 You're welcome.

11:05 You You think you're up for this fight, Beth?

11:09 You have no idea how wrong you are.

11:12 Well, right back at you.

11:17 You are the trailer park.

11:20 I am the tornado.

11:24 [SIGHS] [TENSE MUSIC] So we, uh— we had to clear out your room,

11:40 you know, for Daddy's hospice bed.

11:42 And I found— it's so cute.

11:44 It reminded me of when you were just a wee lad.

11:47 Oh!

11:48 Ow!

11:49 Son of a bitch!

11:51 No, that wasn't it.

11:52 It was this.

11:53 [CRASHING] Look me in the fucking eyes.

11:59 You are fucking crazy, and I'm gonna have you arrested.

12:02 I've waited two months for this moment, Jamie.

12:04 Two months of praying and bartering with god for his survival.

12:09 And guess what?

12:12 He did survive.

12:15 I thought you'd like to know that, seeing as you never visited once,

12:19 you never called once.

12:21 I called every day.

12:22 I just didn't call you!

12:24 [TENSE MUSIC] It was you, wasn't it?

12:33 It was me, what?

12:35 [SCOFFS] I want to tell you something, and it's for me.

12:46 It's not for you.

12:47 See, I want you to know it now,

12:50 so you can think about it and not sleep and worry and dread.

13:01 (WHISPERS) I'm gonna kill you.

13:05 But when I do it, I'm not gonna farm it out like you, you fucking coward.

13:12 I'm gonna do it myself.

13:14 If you think that I'm— I'm gonna kill you, Jamie.

13:18 I'm gonna fucking kill you for what you did to my family.

13:21 Think hard about what you're saying, Beth.

13:22 You're threatening a state official.

13:24 Oh, I am threatening the whole fucking state.

13:28 Could you point me to the restroom?

13:30 BARTENDER: Yeah, it's, uh, just down the hallway and to the right.

13:33 I'm gonna go first.

13:34 Give me a beer.

13:43 [SIGHS] Women.

13:47 Excuse me?

13:50 I said, "Women." What about us?

13:58 Life is perspective, and you don't have any.

14:02 I don't know what you're talking about.

14:04 I'm talking about your husband leaving you here at the bar to buy

14:07 him a drink and do Kegel exercises while he goes and powders his nose,

14:11 when it should be the other way around.

14:18 Why should it be the other way around?

14:24 Because you have all the pussy and half the money.

14:28 That's why.

14:32 [CHUCKLES] Never thought of it like that.

14:36 Mm-hmm.

14:39 It's perspective.

14:45 Where's your man?

14:49 He's on our porch, waiting for me to get home.

14:53 Why aren't you?

14:55 Because I'm in a bad mood.

14:58 I don't like to take those home.

15:03 Where's my beer?

15:06 Order your own fucking beer, and get me a skinny margarita with Tito's.

15:19 Oh, that cheered me up.

15:22 May I help you?

15:24 Excuse me.

15:27 Ma'am, excuse me.

15:29 Excuse me.

15:33 I called security.

15:35 That's fine.

15:37 Close the door, please.

15:40 [DOOR CLOSES] What do you want, Beth?

15:45 [TENSE MUSIC] That's my seat.

15:47 Your seat?

15:48 Mm-hmm.

15:50 That's right.

15:51 Bobby.

15:53 You're sitting in my seat.

15:54 [CHUCKLES] Man, I drove seven hours just to tell you that.

16:03 I have no idea what you're talking about.

16:04 I am the new president of Market Equities, Montana division.

16:08 I oversee all new development.

16:12 Oh.

16:13 That must be quite the salary they're paying you, huh?

16:16 Congratulations.

16:17 Mm-mm.

16:19 No salary, Bob.

16:21 No stock options, no percentage of profit.

16:25 [SIGHS] I wonder if you can guess,

16:29 what would entice me to take a job doing exactly

16:33 what my family have been fighting against for a century?

16:37 [TENSE MUSIC] Their interest in Schwartz& Meyer.

16:46 Their controlling interest, Bob.

16:50 Yeah.

16:52 You bet on the wrong horse.

16:54 [TENSE MUSIC] You are fired.

17:03 [SOLEMN MUSIC] You're fired too, you nosy bitch.

17:12 [DOOR CLOSES] Ah.

17:15 You mind pouring me one of those, honey?

17:19 Sure, Daddy.

17:27 [CRASHING] What the fuck are you doing?

17:39 What the fuck are you doing?

17:43 You don't know how lucky you are.

17:46 Your coma, that was a gift from god.

17:50 God didn't give me any gifts.

17:54 I had to watch it.

17:56 I watched pus and bile bubble out of you here and here,

18:02 here, and here for 60 fucking days.

18:07 I had to watch the life leak out of you,

18:11 and then you look for a way to lose it again.

18:14 You fucking seek it.

18:16 Well, I'm not doing that again.

18:18 I am not willing you back to life the next time you die.

18:22 What was I supposed to do, Beth,

18:25 let a dozen people get killed for the change in their pockets?

18:28 Yes!

18:29 Because when you die, everything that you fought for and everything

18:32 that you have me fight for dies with you.

18:34 But I'm not made like that, honey.

18:35 Well, then get fucking remade!

18:41 [SIGHS] [SIGHS] I fight so hard for you, Dad, and you do nothing to help me.

18:55 You do the opposite.

18:57 I do what's right in my heart, what's in my soul.

19:01 And I won't stop.

19:03 I won't stop for anyone, including you.

19:06 You look for justice everywhere, everywhere but the mirror.

19:10 Where is the justice for the man who tried to kill you, huh?

19:14 Now you will risk your life for strangers,

19:17 but what are you risking to find the man who fucking did this, Dad?

19:21 Look at it!

19:33 You won't look because you know who did it.

19:39 You have some false connection with him.

19:44 You think he's your child.

19:45 Fine.

19:46 No.

19:46 Take it.

19:47 I don't care.

19:49 You're a child, he burned the skin from me, and you have done nothing about it.

19:57 It wasn't Jamie.

19:59 Stop lying to yourself.

20:01 It wasn't Jamie.

20:06 His name is Terrell Riggins.

20:12 He's serving life in prison.

20:17 He attacked us to send a message to rival gang members that he wasn't weak,

20:21 that we didn't destroy him.

20:23 He's an animal trying to convince other animals he's still strong.

20:28 We proved he wasn't.

20:32 If he's alive, and I doubt he is,

20:36 he's hiding behind his bunk with his teeth bare, waiting to die.

20:38 Because that's what animals do when they're cornered.

20:42 And that animal is cornered.

20:44 [SOLEMN MUSIC] So we do nothing about it?

20:49 JOHN: What are you asking me, Beth?

20:53 Are you asking me to waste my life on that piece of shit?

21:02 No, Daddy.

21:05 That's what my life's for.

21:08 Can I get a beer?

21:09 What do you want?

21:11 Let me get a Trout Slayer.

21:14 Coming up.

21:16 Care for a Trout Slayer?

21:20 That what you been doing, slaying trout?

21:24 Mountain biking, actually.

21:26 I'm not much of a fisherman.

21:28 Do you ride bikes?

21:30 Not since I was seven.

21:32 [CHUCKLES] Didn't expect to see a dress like that in Montana.

21:39 BETH: Yeah, well.

21:40 I'm working.

21:42 Really?

21:43 Mm-hmm.

21:43 What kind of work?

21:44 Buddy, this is your one chance to leave me alone with your self-esteem intact.

21:50 Give me your best shot.

21:53 [SCOFFS] You're a professor, somewhere fancy.

21:59 MAN: Northwestern.

22:01 Got a couple of grown kids.

22:04 Once they left the house,

22:05 your wife divorced you so fast, she left fucking skid marks.

22:08 But how nice for you, huh?

22:11 Let me guess.

22:12 We're a little wacko.

22:14 No longer cool to boink the co-eds, so you decide, fuck this city.

22:19 Get a nice little place in Bozeman,

22:21 'cause, well, it's your favorite place to ski.

22:24 And now you teach Zoom classes from the living room of your creekside cabin,

22:28 and you lecture about inequity and the concentration

22:31 of wealth and how it's decimating the middle class,

22:34 all while you draw your six-figure salary and finance

22:38 your dream home with a loan from the university

22:40 that is 275 basis points below the loans that your students

22:45 need to take out to listen to this bullshit.

22:47 And my guess, if I had to guess, is that you paid over asking price for it,

22:51 because it's just fucking Monopoly money to you, isn't it?

22:54 So you run up the house prices here

22:56 and you fuck the middle classes in two states.

22:59 Bravo, you fucking hypocrite.

23:04 And fuck you.

23:06 Not for all the tea in China, Pencil Dick.

23:10 Well, aren't you a tall drink of water?

23:12 Oh my god.

23:14 What?

23:16 I'm married, darling.

23:17 HAILEY: Me, too.

23:18 [LAUGHS] RIP: Yeah?

23:19 Mm-hmm.

23:20 And where's your husband at, then?

23:23 He's in Sacramento.

23:24 Where's your wife?

23:26 [LAUGHS] My wife is standing right over there, staring at you.

23:31 [UPBEAT MUSIC, CHATTER]- I'll handle this.

23:35 No.

23:36 Don't do that, now.

23:36 I'm good.

23:37 Hey.

23:38 [UPBEAT MUSIC, CHATTER] Oh, shit.

23:43 Lloyd?

23:44 Hey, Lloyd?

23:46 We're done.

23:47 But it ain't midnight yet.

23:48 Midnight enough.

23:50 [GLASS SHATTERS] HAILEY: Ow!

23:51 MAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

23:52 [GRUNTS] [UPBEAT MUSIC, EXCITED CHATTER] [SMACK] [PUNCHING] [GROANS] Oh, fuck!

24:05 [SCREAMS] Get your fucking hands off me!

24:08 [INSECTS CHIRPING, CHATTER] [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] [PUNCH]- Oh!

24:16 Hey!

24:18 Hey!

24:18 OFFICER: Take it easy.

24:19 Summer, let's you and I take a walk.

24:23 Yeah?

24:24 Maybe I can help educate you on our differing ways of life,

24:27 our different cultures, our different value systems.

24:30 You have values?

24:31 BETH: Let's take a walk.

24:32 Whoa.

24:32 Whoa, whoa.

24:33 Girls.

24:33 Girls?

24:34 Girls?

24:34 BETH: Do you see a girl in this room, Dad?

24:37 Hmm?

24:39 After you.

24:42 Not on your life.

24:44 You know what's gonna happen, don't you, sir?

24:47 I suspect it's happening right now, Rip.

24:49 I'm sick of listening to it.

24:50 They can get it out of their system.

24:53 Nothing gets out of your daughter's system, sir.

24:56 Excuse me.

25:02 [WOMEN GRUNTING] [THUDDING] [WOMEN GRUNTING] Enough of that Jiu-Jitsu shit.

25:17 [GRUNTS] How about that shit?

25:21 [WOMEN GRUNTING] RIP: Do you know how stupid you both look?

25:31 Oh!

25:33 You look ridiculous.

25:36 Get— [GRUNTS] [WHIMPERS] [GENTLE MUSIC] This is my fucking house.

25:58 You will show me and everyone in it respect.

26:01 Do you understand?

26:02 [PANTING] What respect do I get?

26:08 You get exactly what you give.

26:12 Look at all you sluts.

26:14 You're sitting here, too.

26:15 I doubt you just wandered down from the house to take in the view.

26:18 Yeah, well, I'm a married woman, but you tramps— Ah, yes,

26:22 that arcane ritual where you stand before

26:24 family and friends and swear before god

26:28 deity that you will surrender your independence

26:31 and obey the man you are betrothed to.

26:34 [LAUGHS] Betrothed?

26:37 See, what Summer is attempting to do here is make out

26:40 that marriage is designed to somehow oppress and control a woman.

26:44 You know, if you're married to a piece of shit, it can be.

26:46 But if you married the love of your life,

26:49 if you're married to your soul, it's pretty fucking great.

26:54 I thought we agreed to get along.

26:55 We did.

26:56 I didn't agree to placate some of your hippie bullshit,

26:58 where every institution and every custom is designed to oppress.

27:02 They are.

27:04 They are what you make 'em, babe.

27:07 I'm gonna take a shower.

27:10 You could probably use one.

27:11 [LAUGHS]