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0:00 ROB: OK, let me shake it up a little bit.

0:02 All right.

0:03 STEELO: What she trying to do with it?

0:04 ROB: All right.

0:05 Oh, oh.

0:07 Oh, whoa, whoa.

0:08 Oh, oh.

0:09 MAN: What the— What the [BLEEP] is this?

0:11 ROB: OK, OK.

0:13 All right.

0:17 [UPBEAT MUSIC] [APPLAUSE] Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

0:24 OK, do either of you eat wasabi?

0:28 Yeah.

0:30 Yeah, I eat wasabi, yeah.

0:30 Yeah, yeah.

0:31 I mean, I don't— Not, like, straight.

0:33 ROB: Yeah.

0:34 I'll put a big clump, though, like, on the roll.

0:36 People think I'm crazy.

0:37 STEELO: I'll do that.

0:38 It doesn't burn?

0:39 Like, you just fight— I love spicy, like, and— and I like that feeling of, like,

0:44 it really, like, clear— like, I feel like I breathe better than ever.

0:46 It clears you up real quick, too.

0:48 OK, OK.

0:49 Now, you ever set anybody up and give them

0:50 some wasabi and they don't know what it is?

0:52 They think it's, like, green tea ice cream.

0:53 CHANEL: No.

0:54 No, I'm not a bad person, Rob.

0:55 Hey, look, hey.

0:57 Like, letting— teaching someone about wasabi is not being a bad person.

1:02 You tell them when you're teaching them, though.

1:03 No, you just say, hey, taste this.

1:06 Trust me, it's gonna be weird.

1:08 You know what I mean?

1:09 And then they're like, oh, I feel like I want to die.

1:11 This is making me die on the inside.

1:13 You know what I mean?

1:14 Basically, everything that's happened in this category

1:17 right here, Burning Green Goo.

1:19 Take a look.

1:20 [APPLAUSE] WOMAN: Here, I'll do it.

1:25 ROB: No, no, let me do it.

1:26 WOMAN: Stick your tongue out.

1:27 ROB: Stick your tongue out.

1:28 STEELO: She hates this little boy.

1:33 What was that?

1:34 STEELO: Wasabi.

1:35 ROB: Wasabi.

1:36 Oh.

1:38 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:39 Oh, man.

1:41 Oh, man.

1:42 ROB: Oh, man.

1:43 STEELO: You got the wrong kid.

1:44 ROB: Man.

1:44 STEELO: This kid thinks he's dying.

1:46 And he was just visiting you guys.

1:47 Why would you do this to him?

1:50 You guys ever just, like, see this giant chunk of wasabi, from, like,

1:55 the Chinese place, and you're like, you know what, this looks pretty appetizing.

2:00 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

2:03 STEELO: Why are you chewing it like that?

2:06 It's gonna [BLEEP] your brain up.

2:07 It get to your brain at some point.

2:13 Is he frozen?

2:17 Oh, man.

2:23 Man, look at his burger and fries shirt.

2:27 STEELO: Why you doing this, man?

2:28 ROB: Man, you— STEELO: You might throw up, yeah.

2:34 You might throw up.

2:35 You might throw up.

2:41 WOMAN: Put it in your mouth.

2:42 ROB: Try it.

2:43 WOMAN: All of it.

2:43 ROB: All of it, all of it.

2:44 STEELO: All of it.

2:45 ROB: All of it.

2:46 All of it.

2:49 I'm OK.

2:51 I'm OK.

2:52 STEELO: Cut to throwing up.

2:55 ROB: Oh, I like it.

2:56 This is the type of pain I like.

2:59 Oh, yeah.

3:00 WOMAN: Don't spit on my food.

3:04 OK, go spit it out.

3:05 Go spit it out.

3:06 Go spit it out.

3:07 Mate, that's nasty.

3:09 Go spit it out.

3:11 That's it.

3:12 It's just all sink water and wasabi.

3:15 So one of your first years in Miami, maybe your first year in Miami, like,

3:18 a radio host guy somehow created a bet that he would eat a crow— HOST: Yeah.

3:23 --if you hit over 20 home runs.

3:26 It was disgusting.

3:27 I ended up hitting 20 homers, and this guy actually ate a crow.

3:31 And they brought it out on a platter.

3:32 And as soon as they took it off, you could just smell it.

3:35 And I was— STEELO: Was it dead?

3:37 Yeah, they, like, grilled it up.

3:39 And this dude ate the whole crow.

3:40 It was disgusting.

3:41 They had to look it up to, like, see if it was safe to actually eat a crow.

3:45 And they never actually said how they got the crow.

3:47 But I don't think you can just— you can't just— you

3:51 can't just go to the grocery store and buy a crow.

3:53 ROB: Oh my god.

3:54 Oh, man, I mean, it's disgusting but legendary, look,

3:57 and just like he probably regretted it,

3:59 so did everybody in this category, Bet Regret.

4:01 Take a look.

4:02 [APPLAUSE] Yeah, I don't know what you lost.

4:11 MAN: Hey, what happened?

4:12 I lost a bet.

4:14 ROB: Man.

4:16 I don't know what bet, like,

4:18 leads you to getting duct taped to a pole in front of Chevron.

4:21 STEELO: Looked like he was fighting Spider-Man or some [BLEEP], don't it?

4:26 MAN: Did you lose a bet?

4:28 STEELO: Finger waves.

4:29 MAN: When you lose a bet, you honor that bet.

4:31 STEELO: Finger waves, though.

4:33 He gotta start pimping now.

4:35 I mean, I feel like he won.

4:36 Like, I don't know, man.

4:38 STEELO: He look like sugar free, bro.

4:40 ROB: He does, man.

4:41 Y'all don't even know what sugar free is, do y'all?

4:44 MAN: He bet you 20 bucks?

4:45 Uh-huh.

4:47 STEELO: He got that easy, easy.

4:49 Easy.

4:49 Light work.

4:50 MAN: Let's see what you got, man.

4:52 ROB: Here we go.

4:53 One time now.

4:54 One time.

4:55 [FARTS] ROB: Oh, man.

5:00 Oh, man.

5:01 Oh, man.

5:02 It didn't even have nothing to do with the bet.

5:04 Didn't have nothing to do with the bet.

5:06 He like a [BLEEP] squishy toy, bro.

5:09 It's like a [BLEEP] dog toy.

5:11 STEELO: Just so weird, man.

5:13 I feel like he was holding that fart all the way up in his chest.

5:17 MAN: Who lost a bet?

5:18 Blue water.

5:19 ROB: OK.

5:21 Lost a bet what?

5:22 What are you so happy?

5:24 Where are we going?

5:26 Where are we going here?

5:29 Oh.

5:30 Bruh.

5:32 ROB: OK, you lost a putt-putt bet and you're in the falls?

5:38 STEELO: What he singing?

5:40 TLC?

5:42 ROB: He really is, man.

5:45 MAN: Yo, hey, you want to play a game?

5:48 What's up?

5:49 MAN: I bet I can make you say five right now.

5:51 Bet you $10, all right?

5:53 All right, go ahead.

5:54 MAN: What's two plus two?

5:55 Four.

5:56 MAN: I told you I can make you say four.

5:57 No, you say you can make me say five.

6:00 Got him, got him.

6:03 OK, you know, I don't remember neighbors annoying me,

6:09 but I always feel like I annoy neighbors.

6:10 Same.

6:11 Like, one time, I ran over my neighbor's Harley,

6:15 and— OK, yeah, I want this guy out.

6:17 ROB: Yeah, and we were cool, and then we weren't.

6:20 You know what I mean?

6:21 And I was like, you should [BLEEP] watch where you park your Harley.

6:23 It's like it's over on my side of the street.

6:27 You should put it in the driveway.

6:28 STEELO: Yeah.

6:30 It was my fault.

6:31 You know what I'm saying?

6:32 But— but anyway, I mean, you guys, the good neighbor or the bad neighbor?

6:35 I guess I would be the bad neighbor.

6:38 I try to not be on that side, though.

6:39 I don't— I've never— I think I got, like, one complaint,

6:42 me owning three— one complaint, one or two complaints, maybe ever.

6:46 When I lived in apartments, I was always a pretty good neighbor

6:48 because I didn't throw parties in my apartment.

6:51 And now that I have a place that's much nicer to throw a party,

6:54 I think I've become the annoying neighbor.

6:56 ROB: Yeah, yeah, look and— and the truth is, we never did it on purpose, OK?

7:01 It just kind of happened that way.

7:03 Yeah.

7:04 ROB: We kind of came back later, and we're loud when you were trying to sleep

7:07 'cause you got to get up for your work, you know what I mean?

7:10 But it's all never done maliciously,

7:12 just like everybody in this category, Sorry, Neighbor.

7:16 [APPLAUSE] I'm sorry, neighbor.

7:20 Here we go.

7:20 STEELO: He got the shot.

7:21 You got it.

7:25 MAN: [BLEEP]- Oh, no.

7:26 Oh, no.

7:28 That— that feels real, almost.

7:29 I mean, that's the equivalency of a hole in one, right?

7:33 STEELO: Yeah.

7:34 MAN: Just slice the bitch.

7:36 ROB: Oh.

7:37 Didn't think this one out, did ya?

7:39 Heading over to Joey's Trans Am.

7:44 STEELO: It's going inside their house.

7:45 You didn't just annoy them where they have to complain.

7:48 They need to, like, get a new house.

7:49 STEELO: Yeah.

7:50 We've been given someone else's parcel.

7:52 But my Labrador, Bonnie— ROB: Bonnie.

7:56 --has ripped it open, and the parcel is a [BLEEP] dildo.

8:00 No [BLEEP].

8:02 What have you got there, Bonnie?

8:03 ROB: What you got there, Bonnie?

8:06 It's a 12.5-inch pipe.

8:10 There you have it for Sorry, Neighbor.

8:13 [APPLAUSE] Man, it's been a while, man.

8:18 It's been a while.

8:19 It's like I wasn't sure if you guys would have your hand gestures right.

8:23 You know what I mean?

8:24 Obviously, you just went to some go-tos.

8:26 It's funny, like, we may not shoot this show for a while,

8:29 and then we're like, back here,

8:30 and it's just like, we're just flowing again, OK?

8:34 Do either of you have a nana?

8:36 A nana?

8:37 A nana?

8:38 My— I got my grandma still.

8:39 She— she— she probably watching from the nursing home right now.

8:43 OK.

8:43 My grandma, I mean, I don't call her nana, though.

8:46 Does anybody?

8:47 STEELO: No, I don't think anybody— I don't want to say it,

8:50 but I don't think anybody Black says nana.

8:51 Yeah, I mean, I've never called my grandma nana.

8:54 I've never known a nana.

8:55 You know what I mean?

8:56 Yeah, but if you saw one, though, you would probably know.

8:59 I feel like a nana has a distinct smell.

9:02 And— and also— I swear I can smell the smell as you said that.

9:08 It's like that exact little old lady smell.

9:10 And Nana can't smell it.

9:12 Hey, as soon as you said it, I [BLEEP].

9:14 Didn't you smell it?

9:16 ROB: Like, I'm like, oh, there's a nana like four blocks from here.

9:21 Oh, man.

9:22 Well, look, here's the thing about— about nanas, man.

9:24 They're fragile.

9:25 Yeah.

9:26 ROB: You got to be careful around them, you know?

9:27 And some people just don't understand it, and they're always out to hurt them,

9:31 just like everybody in this category, Sorry, Nana.

9:34 [APPLAUSE] Man.

9:40 OK.

9:41 STEELO: Oh, no.

9:42 ROB: All right.

9:43 STEELO: Nana is dressed like she on the hockey team.

9:44 ROB: Man.

9:45 STEELO: Oh, you could have killed Nana with your feet.

9:49 WOMAN: I'm sick of you, you little [BLEEP].

9:51 ROB: Man.

9:52 'Cause you're still at an age yet that you don't realize you could kill Nana.

9:54 ROB: No, that's it.

9:55 You don't understand that you almost gave her a heart attack, and that was it.

10:00 [BLEEP] Why is she dressed like she in D2 The Mighty Ducks?

10:08 She literally is.

10:11 ROB: All right, this seems safe.

10:14 Oh, oh.

10:16 He didn't even care.

10:17 ROB: Nothing.

10:18 He doesn't understand.

10:18 He don't appreciate Nana.

10:19 ROB: I don't even think he appreciates hitting the ball.

10:24 Coming.

10:25 ROB: I'm coming.

10:26 MAN: Grandma!

10:26 Ah.

10:29 You son of a bitch bastard.

10:32 You made me curse.

10:33 All my good prayers went down the drain.

10:37 All your prayers went down the drain that quick?

10:39 She snapped and then immediately felt guilty,

10:42 and like, oh, [BLEEP], there goes all my prayers.

10:45 She said all my good prayers.

10:46 Good prayers.

10:47 You got bad prayers?

10:49 WOMAN: So roll it from your head into the bottle.

10:53 ROB: OK.

10:54 Into the funnel?

10:57 You just— Oh, you bitch!

11:00 You bitch!

11:01 You bitch.

11:03 STEELO: Oh, man, Man, you gotta know you're being set up.

11:05 STEELO: Yeah.

11:06 You know what I mean?

11:07 You got a funnel in your pants.

11:08 What do you think's about to happen?

11:09 What good can come of this?

11:11 ROB: There's not literally one scenario where a funnel

11:14 in your pants is going to provide you with something beneficial.

11:17 You just— Oh, you bitch!

11:20 ROB: Ya bitch.

11:21 STEELO: Like, Nana's losing it.

11:22 She poured water down my pants!

11:24 There you have it for Sorry, Nana.

11:27 [APPLAUSE] OK, when I hurt somebody, I apologize quickly.

11:32 Yeah.

11:32 ROB: You know what I mean?

11:34 That's the way to do it.

11:35 Are you instant apologizers, or would you like to hold off for a little?

11:37 Are you stingy with your apologies?

11:39 I'm instant.

11:40 I'm instant.

11:41 I don't even like— for me,

11:43 it's just like for anything, it's always it's all good.

11:45 It's all good.

11:46 So let me just make this situation right.

11:48 So I always try to apologize so I can move on with my life.

11:50 ROB: That's it, that's it.

11:51 I don't want to bring up an incident,

11:53 but I once hurt Chanel, and I instantly apologized to her.

11:56 STEELO: Yeah.

11:57 ROB: I said, oh, I'm so sorry.

11:59 I am so sorry.

12:00 You know what I mean?

12:01 But if you do it again, then— It's still an accident again.

12:04 You got to— hey, you got to get faster at it.

12:09 Like, it's like I'm super sorry.

12:11 I'm super-duper sorry.

12:12 Well, look, this category is all about Instant Apologies.

12:16 Take a look.

12:17 [APPLAUSE] Hey.

12:23 STEELO: Oh, Hey, he broke the window how?

12:26 ROB: 'Cause this ain't your boat.

12:27 WOMAN: Dad, Dad, I'm so sorry.

12:29 STEELO: How strong are you?

12:31 Are you testing your strength right now?

12:33 They didn't push hard enough, though.

12:34 They could have pushed him away.

12:35 Dad.

12:36 I'm so sorry, Dad.

12:38 What have we got here?

12:40 You [BLEEP] whore.

12:41 Oh my god.

12:42 Oh my god, I'm sorry.

12:44 STEELO: I didn't know he was gonna apologize.

12:47 I thought maybe the dude piercing it.

12:49 You coming in for that nose ring in the middle of the pandemic?

12:52 Yeah.

12:53 And you out here calling grown men whores?

12:55 STEELO: Got a little Jango Sport on.

12:58 Man.

12:59 You [BLEEP] whore.

13:00 Oh my god.

13:00 Oh my god, I'm sorry.

13:02 ROB: I'm so sorry.

13:03 I am so sorry.

13:04 I normally never call guys that.

13:06 MAN: He punched me first.

13:07 I told him to leave me the [BLEEP] alone.

13:08 [BLEEP] kept talking me crazy.

13:09 Who are you talking about?

13:10 MAN: This dude right there.

13:11 I told him to leave me alone, man.

13:13 He kept talking to me crazy.

13:14 And he— and I punched his ass.

13:16 I'm sorry.

13:17 I don't think we're here for you.

13:18 MAN: Oh, OK, I'm sorry.

13:19 My bad.

13:19 Sorry.

13:20 He's tricked on hisself for no reason.

13:22 We're not even here for you.

13:23 Oh, OK, all right, cool.

13:24 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

13:27 [APPLAUSE] Look, when you get caught doing something stupid, what happens?

13:32 It depends on when you get caught doing.

13:34 Yeah.

13:35 OK, I mean, look, when you're embarrassed or you're— you're shamed,

13:39 what usually happens?

13:40 Oh, if I'm really ashamed, I might just shut down.

13:43 That's it, that's it.

13:44 Just turn this [BLEEP] off.

13:46 That's it.

13:47 That's it.

13:48 Now one of the stupidest things I do is just,

13:50 like, moments of being like, where's my phone?

13:52 And it's, like, in my hand.

13:53 ROB: Yeah.

13:53 And people are like, it's in your hand.

13:55 But do you feel shame from that?

13:57 Yeah.

13:57 Oh, you do?

13:57 OK.

13:59 I'm so attached to the phone at this point

14:01 that it could literally be glued to my arm, and I'd be like, where's the phone?

14:05 Yeah, well, we know if it gets glued to your arm, it's the mark of the beast.

14:09 OK.

14:10 I mean, look.

14:11 Don't say that.

14:12 Hey, would you take the mark if you could have your cell

14:15 phone in— inside your body to where you'd never have to call?

14:18 STEELO: Take the mark.

14:19 Take the mark.

14:20 Take the mark for a Grammy right now.

14:24 I knew something could be put on the table.

14:27 ROB: Look, look.

14:29 She think marking or something speech.

14:31 ROB: Yeah, I'd like to, first of all, thank the devil.

14:37 OK.

14:39 OK, look, this has nothing to do with the devil, nothing to do with Grammys.

14:43 This is what happens when you are so shamed that you lock up.

14:47 Take a look at Shame Statues.

14:49 [APPLAUSE] WOMAN: You're gonna get in trouble

14:53 because you shouldn't have been touching that.

14:55 Did you break it?

14:56 ROB: Did you break it?

14:57 I'm frozen.

14:58 WOMAN: What were you doing with it?

14:59 ROB: You're gonna have to restart me.

15:00 WOMAN: Huh?

15:02 Oh, you're gonna pass out because you're so scared?

15:04 I plead the fifth.

15:06 ROB: OK, let me shake it up a little bit.

15:08 All right.

15:09 STEELO: What you trying to do with it?

15:10 ROB: All right.

15:11 Oh, oh.

15:13 Oh, whoa, whoa.

15:14 Oh.

15:16 MAN: What the— What the [BLEEP] is this?

15:18 ROB: OK.

15:19 OK.

15:20 All right.

15:24 Her comedic timing is perfect, too.

15:26 ROB: So committed.

15:27 Oh, oh.

15:29 STEELO: So much.

15:30 ROB: OK.

15:32 I feel like she's like, stop.

15:34 STEELO: It screams.

15:39 It's so [BLEEP] up, man.

15:41 Like, what is this?

15:44 Oh, yeah.

15:47 Oh.

15:49 I'm locked up.

15:51 STEELO: It's how I got here in '72.

15:55 Was that guy in the first shot?

15:56 STEELO: Yeah, he was in the first shot.

15:57 That's how he got here.

15:59 Same exact trick.

16:00 ROB: He came in on this boat?

16:01 STEELO: On the other side.

16:03 This used to be a river, dude.

16:08 There you have it for Shame Statues.

16:11 [APPLAUSE] [UPBEAT MUSIC] I love to give love.

16:17 You know what I mean?

16:18 I love to love my kids.

16:19 Love my wife.

16:20 Love my cat.

16:22 You know what I mean?

16:23 And obviously, that cat doesn't reciprocate often.

16:25 You know what I mean?

16:26 Like, I put a lot of energy towards like, hey, it's me and you, I love you.

16:30 And he moves on, you know?

16:34 Have you ever tried to give love to someone or something,

16:37 and it wasn't reciprocated?

16:39 Yeah, I'm a cat lady, so that's the story of my life, really.

16:43 I could write a whole book on that.

16:45 Yeah, like, the love wall.

16:46 Like, love not received.

16:48 Totally.

16:49 If you ever want a cat to get away from you,

16:51 just try and get it to come near you.

16:53 Like, give it attention.

16:54 And it's gonna be like, I'm actually leaving.

16:56 I'm going in the living room.

16:57 Oh, man.

16:57 You're the worst.

16:58 And look, and how does it make you feel inside?

17:01 Oh, it kills me.

17:02 ROB: Yeah.

17:03 'Cause I'm like, who's buying the litter?

17:04 Who's buying the— the food?

17:06 Who's buying the Meow Mix?

17:07 No concept of money.

17:09 Cats don't care.

17:10 ROB: Listen.

17:11 I hate to break it to you.

17:12 Hey, hey, it's not about buying love.

17:14 You know what I mean?

17:15 Although you can do that.

17:16 You know what I mean?

17:17 I certainly do that with my kids.

17:19 You know what I mean?

17:20 I will buy— like, I will deeply, like, really buy love.

17:25 And I will do it, like, till the very end.

17:27 You know what I mean?

17:27 Let's get you a car.

17:28 Do you want to give me a hug?

17:29 You know what I mean?

17:30 That's where it's gonna end up because this category

17:33 right here is all people trying to show love, and they're not reciprocating.

17:37 Take a look at Not Feelin' It.

17:39 [APPLAUSE] I love you.

17:45 STEELO: Will you marry me?

17:47 ROB: Hey, hey, hugs.

17:50 CARLY: Now's not the time.

17:51 ROB: Oh, man.

17:52 STEELO: Oh, man, I can barely swim.

17:54 I told you.

17:56 CARLY: The fact you can just push her away and she floats into the abyss.

18:00 But the idea that, like,

18:01 you're trying to share this moment together, you know what I mean?

18:04 Like, she just wants to cuddle in the open sea.

18:08 CARLY: I just kind of feel like it's like a survival thing.

18:10 I don't want to hug you.

18:11 I have an oxygen tank.

18:13 Or we're not dating, one or the other.

18:15 Yeah, or you don't even know the person.

18:17 Yeah.

18:17 The gear.

18:18 You look the same.

18:20 Hey, can I sit with you?

18:22 ROB: Can I sit with you?

18:23 CARLY: I don't know.

18:25 ROB: Oh, no.

18:26 OK.

18:27 STEELO: Oh, she does not want that.

18:29 ROB: I don't know you.

18:31 And you know she meant it 'cause she left the phone.

18:32 ROB: That's it, that's it.

18:33 She wouldn't even have done that.

18:34 ROB: Yeah, you're leaving a phone behind, you hate that man.

18:37 STEELO: All I know is screens.

18:38 All I know is screens.

18:41 WOMAN: I'm telling you that I love you.

18:43 ROB: I love you.

18:44 OK, goodbye.

18:45 WOMAN: Roger.

18:46 STEELO: OK, goodbye.

18:48 ROB: Man.

18:49 All right, Mr.

18:50 Burns.

18:50 Whoever you are, he does not care for you.

18:53 STEELO: At all.

18:54 WOMAN: I'm telling you that I love you.

18:56 ROB: I love you.

18:57 OK, goodbye.

18:57 ROB: OK.

18:58 WOMAN: Roger.

18:58 ROB: Roger.

18:59 What?

19:00 WOMAN: I said I love you.

19:02 I heard you.

19:03 Oh, man, then he made it loud and clear.

19:06 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

19:08 [APPLAUSE] OK, let's talk about that first single,

19:15 "Clementine." You know, like, what's the— what's the vibe?

19:18 What's the inspiration behind it?

19:19 Love song about Southern women.

19:23 There's a few, I guess, muses in particular, but it's ain't tall,

19:28 but she mighty fine, and her jeans just don't fit right.

19:30 So, you know, a nice, short, thick woman from the South.

19:33 ROB: That's it, that's it.

19:34 Now, did you have a muse in mind when you wrote it?

19:37 I did.

19:37 You did?

19:38 Does she know it?

19:40 I think so.

19:41 I don't talk to her anymore.

19:42 Listen, we could tell her right now.

19:44 We can tell her right now.

19:45 Yeah, queen— 4 foot 10 queen, it was about you.

19:49 ROB: Yeah, she— she knows it.

19:51 Well, look, this is dedicated to Clementine,

19:53 but this is guys just trying to find their very own.

19:57 Take a look at Huntin' for Clementine.

19:59 [APPLAUSE] STEELO: You know who it is.

20:06 LOLO: The feet crossed.

20:07 STEELO: Oh, yeah.

20:08 He been [BLEEP] for tenders for years.

20:11 He [BLEEP] for chicken tenders in there.

20:13 ROB: Oh, man.

20:14 Man.

20:16 Look, I would bet that it's like 32 degrees outside.

20:19 This is a man— LOLO: That is a man that refuses to respect it.

20:22 ROB: Never takes his shorts and flip-flops off or nothing.

20:24 STEELO: My boss is here.

20:26 LOLO: So what time are you off?

20:27 ROB: You got any extra sauce?

20:33 Uh-oh.

20:34 Oh, that New Years love.

20:36 STEELO: That boy thought he was about to get that kiss.

20:38 Oh, man.

20:41 We're friends.

20:43 What are you doing?

20:44 That's a man shooting right there.

20:45 LOLO: Yeah.

20:46 Shooting blanks.

20:47 I'll take you out some time.

20:49 Take you out to eat.

20:51 You're beautiful.

20:52 I can't believe it.

20:53 He's not even a handsome dude.

20:54 WOMAN: Period.

20:55 Whoa, whoa.

20:57 WOMAN: You have a good night.

20:58 Why don't I pay you to be my girlfriend?

20:59 WOMAN: Thanks for pumping my gas.

21:01 Why don't I pay you to be my girlfriend?

21:03 He tried it again.

21:04 Didn't hear it the first time, baby.

21:05 Man, she's about to get that money.

21:08 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

21:10 OK, look, there's something really sad in the world when one person goes

21:16 to kiss another person and that other person does not want to be kissed.

21:21 STEELO: Yeah.

21:22 Rejection is redirection.

21:24 Oh, OK.

21:25 All right.

21:27 OK, OK.

21:28 So when you get rejected, it's the universe redirecting you to another person.

21:34 That's— hey, I like that.

21:35 I might save that.

21:36 I might save that and use that with my kids if they ever get rejected.

21:39 I'll be, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's redirection.

21:41 Yep.

21:42 ROB: OK.

21:42 Well, you can only go 90.

21:43 You not supposed to go to full 100% trying to kiss somebody, either.

21:46 Yeah.

21:47 STEELO: You got to give them room to kiss you back.

21:49 Or room— or room to back off.

21:51 Yeah, yeah, it's the same thing.

21:52 It's 10%, either way it goes.

21:54 Hey, either way, that's technical.

21:56 Everybody in this category, they are not worried about that.

21:59 They are trying to get themselves some loving, and it's not working.

22:02 Take a look at Kiss Dissed.

22:04 [APPLAUSE] Oh, here we go.

22:10 Oh my god.

22:11 Oh my god.

22:13 You're my best friend.

22:14 Yeah, man.

22:15 It's like he was so aggressive.

22:17 Man, they were both aggressive.

22:18 STEELO: They were.

22:19 He came in hot, and she came for a real smack.

22:21 They touched lips.

22:22 Oh my god.

22:22 He's in jail now.

22:28 Hey, that's a redirection face if I've ever seen one.

22:33 STEELO: Let me keep telling you the story then.

22:34 It's great.

22:35 Anyway, so yeah.

22:37 Let me get to the punchline.

22:38 Oh my god.

22:42 ROB: Hey, there.

22:44 Oh, oh, oh.

22:46 Oh, man.

22:47 His friend was embarrassed for him in the back.

22:49 ROB: Oh my god.

22:50 STEELO: He's like, she doesn't want it, bro.

22:51 ROB: Oh my god.

22:52 She kind of likes him.

22:53 Yeah, I feel like she's kind of into it, yeah.

22:55 STEELO: She's just like— NINA: She's being hard to get.

22:57 STEELO: Yeah.

22:58 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

23:01 Not tonight, Billy.

23:03 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

23:05 [APPLAUSE] Is it possible to go a lifetime without love, do you think?

23:10 Yes.

23:10 Yeah.

23:11 If you don't really love yourself the way

23:13 you're supposed to, then it's hard to find love.

23:15 Look, I think this all makes sense,

23:16 but I ultimately believe that love is out there as long as you never give up.

23:20 Ooh.

23:21 You know what I mean?

23:23 Because people fall in love at like 65 and make that run.

23:27 Oh, yeah.

23:28 No, my grandpa is in his 80s and met his true love.

23:32 ROB: He did, right?

23:33 At tango class.

23:34 And then what?

23:35 Well, he's gonna [BLEEP] tangle his way all the way to the end.

23:38 You know what I mean?

23:39 Happy as can be.

23:40 Everyone in this category, I don't know if they're gonna find it,

23:42 but they're never gonna stop trying.

23:44 Take a look at Looking for Love.

23:46 [APPLAUSE] Oh, come here, you.

23:52 STEELO: First of all.

23:54 I can't find anybody.

23:55 He's so confused, but he didn't ask her one question.

23:58 He just walked up on her.

23:59 ROB: Oh, are you the one?

24:00 Yes or no?

24:02 It's not her, guys.

24:07 She's like, no.

24:08 She literally said no.

24:10 Oh, he's faking the [BLEEP] out of it.

24:12 ROB: Man.

24:12 Oh my god.

24:13 He deals with rejection pretty well.

24:15 The rejection was so rich and real.

24:18 STEELO: She was like, nah, fam.

24:20 Nah, I was just reaching out over there.

24:22 I was trying to see what was going on.

24:24 Honestly, I love balloons.

24:26 Balloons are my thing.

24:27 Cake.

24:28 I love cake.

24:29 I always have.

24:33 Uh-oh.

24:35 STEELO: Oh my god.

24:37 And he really did that [BLEEP] hard, too.

24:39 ROB: Go back, man.

24:40 And he pointed at her.

24:41 ROB: Man, look, he didn't touch her and scarred her for life.

24:45 Yeah.

24:46 Go tell your Twitter about that one.

24:48 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

24:51 Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

24:53 Give it up for our guest, Travis Mills.

24:55 [APPLAUSE] OK, all right.

24:58 The show, Ghosted, which is basically about

25:00 people that just peaced out on, like,

25:03 either their friend or somebody they dated without any explanation.

25:06 How was it filming that?

25:08 That was a pretty intense show, actually.

25:11 I am so glad that I am the host and not the subject.

25:14 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

25:15 It is the craziest thing I've ever experienced.

25:17 And look, I sympathize for some of these people

25:20 because some of it's truly heartbreaking to sit

25:22 two people down who haven't spoke for sometimes

25:24 five years and watch them hash it all out.

25:26 Yeah, it's— it's— it's trippy, too, because you're almost like a therapist.

25:29 Yes, you're therapizing these people.

25:32 Like— like, I don't know how I'm qualified for this job, but I'll take it.

25:35 Look, from all the cuts that I saw, you look pretty qualified.

25:38 You know what I mean?

25:40 This category right here is filled with people just getting Ghosted.

25:43 Take a look.

25:44 [APPLAUSE] Yeah, yeah.

25:50 Get on over here.

25:51 Let me give you some loving, huh?

25:53 TRAVIS: And she's out.

25:54 ROB: Bye.

25:56 TRAVIS: Thanks for the drink.

25:57 There's your boyfriend.

25:58 That's her boyfriend.

25:59 Oh, he is so mad.

26:01 ROB: Man, all these muscles and no love?

26:02 That's silly.

26:06 No.

26:07 STEELO: That's her mama.

26:08 It said Mama, and she knew that, too.

26:10 ROB: Man, she did.

26:11 I'm staying up tonight.

26:12 STEELO: I'm eating pancakes for dinner.

26:14 I'm good.

26:15 ROB: Nope.

26:16 I don't know why she bothering me.

26:20 MAN: Damn, shorty, what's— oh, never mind, you pregnant.

26:22 My bad.

26:23 ROB: She swung around saying no with the hand and the belly at the same time.

26:29 MAN: Damn, shorty, what— oh, never mind, you pregnant.

26:31 My bad.

26:32 That was the quickest flip.

26:33 STEELO: He didn't even go in the restaurant anymore.

26:35 He changed his whole lunch menu because of her.

26:37 He was like, oh, I'mma go around the corner now.

26:39 [BLEEP] it.

26:40 MAN: 1, 2, 3.

26:47 ROB: Oh, there— he's like, no, no.

26:49 Oh, no, not me.

26:51 Not today.

26:52 TRAVIS: Get in the truck.

26:53 ROB: Man.

26:53 TRAVIS: Get in the truck.

26:54 ROB: I told you, she catches it, I ain't had nothing to do with this.

26:58 STEELO: Ain't no way in hell you drive.

27:00 ROB: Man, he's wasted.

27:01 I'll risk the Dewey.

27:03 STEELO: Oh, he really pulling off, though.

27:05 ROB: He's really gone.

27:06 The joke's too far, bro.

27:07 Yeah, it's not too far because he really doesn't want to marry her.

27:10 There you have it for Ghosted.

27:12 [APPLAUSE] OK, Sterling, advice to America.

27:18 Are you better off not having the ability and being afraid to talk to girls,

27:24 or are you better off just taking a shot and being bad at it?

27:28 Taking a shot and be bad at it.

27:30 You can't be good at something until you're bad at it in the beginning anyway.

27:32 So you got to practice.

27:33 So take your shot.

27:34 Shoot your shot.

27:35 ROB: Yeah.

27:36 And sometimes that's like the cute way to go, being bad at it.

27:39 A girl's like, oh, he's shy.

27:40 That's cute.

27:41 ROB: Yeah.

27:42 Sometimes.

27:42 ROB: But yeah, it's only if it's cute.

27:44 STEELO: Yeah.

27:45 A lot of these poor kids go creepy.

27:46 STEELO: Yeah, that's true.

27:47 You know what I mean?

27:48 They [BLEEP] turn off to a right corner.

27:50 I'd really like to suck the dry air out of your soul.

27:54 Excuse me?

27:55 That was off.

27:56 That was off.

27:58 Well, look, this category right here is filled

28:00 with people that are bad at it, too.

28:02 Take a look at Crappy Casanovas.

28:05 [APPLAUSE] STEELO: OK.

28:10 So which one of you fine ladies is trying to get [BLEEP] tonight?

28:14 ROB: Whoa, hey, hello.

28:15 STEELO: Whoa.

28:16 ROB: Hey.

28:17 Why is he dressed like a big toddler?

28:18 CHANEL: He is.

28:20 ROB: Yeah, he really is.

28:21 CHANEL: That's so funny.

28:23 Same haircut, too.

28:24 STEELO: For sure.

28:25 He been saying the same thing since he was three years old.

28:27 Oh, boy.

28:28 Here we go.

28:29 MAN: Do it right now.

28:30 ROB: Prom time.

28:33 Don't let me come in.

28:34 STEELO: Stop the rain, guys.

28:35 ROB: Oh, and a hey and a ha and a hoo-hoo.

28:38 What's up?

28:40 [BLEEP] ROB: Yeah, I don't know if you've ever seen me cartwheel,

28:44 but that's a big old no.

28:45 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

28:48 You know, one of the most painful things

28:50 you can see with a friend, one-sided love.

28:54 One-sided love.

28:55 You know what I mean?

28:56 When they just— either they super in love with someone

28:59 and that they not getting it back or vice versa.

29:02 You know, what do you tell a friend when they're only getting one-sided love?

29:06 You'll figure it out.

29:07 ROB: Nah, tell them to stop.

29:09 Tell them to stop and then [BLEEP] talk that person.

29:11 But when you're telling them to stop, you gotta like, stop.

29:13 Tell them to stop.

29:14 Now, have you ever been in a one-sided relationship?

29:16 Of course.

29:17 Yeah, I have.

29:18 I've dated my share of assholes, yeah.

29:21 Let's just say guys can act.

29:23 Like, they can pretend for like two years straight.

29:25 ROB: Oh, man.

29:26 Oh, man.

29:27 For like two years straight.

29:28 That narrowed it down to a couple of boyfriends.

29:31 Yeah, look, all you [BLEEP] actors out there, OK?

29:34 You don't deserve, just like everybody in this category,

29:37 for all you [BLEEP]-boys out there, maybe.

29:40 Take a look at the category of people getting one-sided love, Let Me Love You.

29:45 [APPLAUSE] Yo.

29:51 Nah, it's not my thing.

29:53 STEELO: Yeah.

29:54 ROB: Ass, not my thing.

29:57 She wants my inheritance.

29:58 Rutherford III will not be sucked in by a booty.

30:04 ROB: Come on in here, you sexy.

30:05 Oh.

30:08 She knew it beforehand.

30:09 She hates him.

30:10 CHANEL: She literally gave the look like I didn't even want to come.

30:13 He went to the bathroom, tapped on the door, and said, put us on the kiss cam?

30:15 And then I'm gonna dab on her.

30:18 ROB: Gotcha, bitch.

30:19 Ho-ho.

30:21 Me and the girls having a real good time.

30:26 Oh, OK.

30:28 You love me.

30:29 No?

30:30 STEELO: Why does he keep walking back up?

30:31 ROB: And I'll take this.

30:32 STEELO: My bottle.

30:33 ROB: Yeah.

30:34 Bye.

30:36 No, thank you, Daryl.

30:37 There you have it for Let Me Love You.

30:40 [APPLAUSE] OK, look, I mean, is there anything more embarrassing than going

30:47 for the high five and being left hanging?

30:50 That's pretty embarrassing.

30:51 It depends on where you're at, too.

30:52 But that's pretty embarrassing.

30:53 I mean, you throw out the— you know, these that come and up dry.

30:56 This is fine if you don't get it 'cause you can play this off.

30:59 But this is like you're presenting yourself.

31:02 You're like, hey, me and you.

31:04 And that person is like, nah.

31:05 Yeah.

31:06 It's more embarrassing when you're sweaty hand slides off it.

31:08 Like, oh, [BLEEP], my bad.

31:10 STEELO: You literally slide off, yeah.

31:11 But look, it's better to slide off than to never slide at all, OK?

31:17 I'm telling you right now, you didn't reject that person.

31:21 You gave them sweaty love, OK?

31:23 Everybody in this category, they're just getting rejected.

31:26 Take a look at Rejection Notice.

31:28 [APPLAUSE] WOMAN: Look at that belly.

31:33 ROB: Look, I just honestly— hey, you mind if I get a little bit of this action?

31:37 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

31:38 Beat it.

31:40 Yeah, don't be doing that to me.

31:42 ROB: Look, look, look.

31:43 I'm way too old for you.

31:44 STEELO: Hey, bruh, stop playing with me.

31:48 ROB: Oh.

31:50 Oh.

31:52 That's one way to do it.

31:53 It's the recovery.

31:54 STEELO: Yeah, you gotta recover.

31:55 ROB: I mean, but I feel like he hit her leg.

31:56 That would have counted.

31:59 Look, look.

32:00 You— you as a mom, I've had enough.

32:02 I've had enough.

32:03 I've had enough.

32:05 Thank you.

32:05 I'm now two.

32:06 I'm on my own now.

32:08 Thank you.

32:09 I'm learning my times table, apparently.

32:11 I can't talk, but I'm on a timetable chart.

32:14 And X Games are my thing.

32:16 He's the guy.

32:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won.

32:18 ROB: Oh, appreciate it STEELO: Yes, respect.

32:20 All right.

32:21 ROB: There you go, fella.

32:23 There you go, big guy.

32:25 The zoom-in makes it so good.

32:28 ROB: The entire room just frozen.

32:31 STEELO: Frozen in time.

32:32 CHANEL: He, like, froze in shock.

32:33 ROB: Man, this man never recovered.

32:35 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

32:37 (SINGING) Yeah, yeah, yeah We all need alone time.

32:41 STEELO: Facts.

32:42 For sure.

32:43 But the problem is, we want to be able

32:44 to experience alone time without having to tell people.

32:47 You know what I mean?

32:48 Because what you don't want to do is get pushed up

32:50 to the edge where you got to scream, leave me alone.

32:53 No.

32:53 ROB: Leave me alone.

32:54 That's crazy, no.

32:55 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

32:57 I'll do that.

32:57 You will?

32:58 Yeah, for sure.

32:59 Yeah, OK.

32:59 I mean, look, when you have a house full of people and you shut the door,

33:02 it's supposed to mean, like, don't come in here.

33:04 Yeah, but you probably have a room that you go to that, like,

33:06 the kids—- Do you have an alone room?

33:07 Yeah.

33:08 Yeah, I got a beautiful office— STEELO: Yeah, I have one.

33:10 --that doesn't have a lock.

33:11 Oh.

33:11 ROB: You know what I mean?

33:12 And has a household of— of people that don't respect it.

33:16 Yeah, that's true.

33:17 ROB: You know what I mean?

33:18 And then I get angry, but what can I say?

33:19 Leave me alone.

33:20 STEELO: Yeah.

33:21 Leave me alone.

33:22 Can't do it.

33:22 Can't do it.

33:24 I gotta say, oh, excuse me, guys.

33:25 Excuse me, excuse me.

33:26 Camera off.

33:28 You can't come in here.

33:30 You can't come in here.

33:30 I don't know how many times.

33:31 You can't come in here.

33:32 Do you want to golf?

33:33 No, I can't golf.

33:34 No, I can't golf.

33:36 That's— that's basically my life.

33:38 Well, this category right here, people are just gonna vocalize it.

33:42 Take a look at Leave 'Em Be.

33:43 [APPLAUSE] L- E- R- S- R- S- R- S.

33:53 ROB: What's it spell?

33:54 WOMAN: And what that spell?

33:55 Leave me alone.

33:56 WOMAN: OK.

33:57 OK.

33:58 I thought about it.

34:00 I done sounded it out and everything.

34:02 I thought about it, and I just don't want to be around you.

34:05 STEELO: Leave me alone.

34:06 NINA: She's expressing herself.

34:07 Leave me alone.

34:08 WOMAN: OK.

34:09 STEELO: OK.

34:10 She needs her time.

34:11 I haven't had turtle soup before, but I'm about to.

34:14 I'm about to.

34:15 I'm about to move you into a big-ass batch of turtle soup.

34:19 STEELO: Don't turtles— ain't they kind of racist?

34:21 Don't they hate Black stuff?

34:22 OK.

34:23 I think that's an actual thing.

34:24 That's not made up.

34:25 No, it is, right?

34:25 Yeah.

34:26 ROB: Yeah?

34:27 STEELO: Yeah.

34:28 ROB: Yeah?

34:29 STEELO: So they just looking at her leg,

34:30 the black thing, and they just like— that's real.

34:31 It's not made up, guys.

34:32 Turtle soup.

34:34 That's a fact?

34:34 Yeah.

34:35 ROB: Man.

34:35 We can fact check that?

34:36 You can fact check that.

34:37 I don't know if they actually associate it with skin and racism, but.

34:39 I'm gonna commit it to memory.

34:40 STEELO: OK.

34:42 I have a friend who has a giant turtle.

34:43 STEELO: Yeah.

34:44 I'm gonna wear all black, and I'm gonna go to his house.

34:45 Pull up.

34:45 Let us know Yeah.

34:47 And then if it doesn't happen, then you're going gonna go.

34:49 I'm gonna be like, this turtle's racist.

34:52 I knew it.

34:53 Trust me.

34:56 ROB: Oh, man, oh.

35:00 Oh, man.

35:01 And I love that, like, he brought his lawn and laid it out.

35:04 He doesn't know him for real.

35:05 ROB: No.

35:06 Get off my lawn.

35:08 ROB: Oh gosh.

35:09 Oh god.

35:10 STEELO: He ran.

35:11 Oh.

35:12 He'll be antisocial forever after that.

35:16 MAN: Leave me alone.

35:17 ROB: Leave me alone.

35:19 NINA: Look at those feet.

35:20 ROB: Oh, man, look at these.

35:21 STEELO: I know.

35:23 Oh, man.

35:26 This is the best video.

35:27 That's so cute.

35:29 It's so cute.

35:30 Oh my gosh.

35:32 ROB: Hi.

35:34 NINA: No, come on.

35:35 Hi.

35:36 I want to poop, too.

35:37 I want to poop, too, Daddy.

35:39 That's what's going on.

35:40 So cute.

35:42 WOMAN: Good morning, Granny.

35:43 ROB: Good morning, Granny.

35:44 WOMAN: Chilly today.

35:46 By saying good morning doesn't mean I wanted you to have a conversation with me.

35:49 That's how I am.

35:51 Tell her again, Granny.

35:52 Doing two boxes a day is crazy.

35:54 Two boxes a day, Granny.

35:55 Two boxes.

35:55 STEELO: I don't know how you're still here.

35:56 Man.

35:57 By saying good morning doesn't mean I wanted you to have a conversation with me.

36:02 Let her be.

36:04 Listen to me.

36:05 I'm drinking my coffee and smoking my cigs.

36:07 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

36:10 OK, I believe me and Chanel were involved in what I would consider

36:15 a very awkward situation where someone was proposed to and they said no.

36:20 Wait, when was that?

36:21 This is in Fantasy Factory.

36:23 Remember the deaf superfan couple?

36:25 Oh my gosh, yes.

36:27 Do you remember the pain?

36:28 I don't remember the pain.

36:29 Now that you brought it up, I remember the scenario.

36:33 We understand the pain, even though Chanel may not quite remember it.

36:37 Trust me, it's like a film over me that I carry forever, OK?

36:41 And that's just what happened to everybody in this category, Ring Rejection.

36:46 [APPLAUSE] Here we go.

36:51 STEELO: Don't do this.

36:52 Don't do this.

36:54 Leave me alone.

36:55 MAN: Baby.

36:57 ROB: Oh, baby.

36:59 STEELO: And she way more athletic than him.

37:01 Look at the way he running.

37:03 ROB: She put the burners on.

37:07 CHANEL: In the food court?

37:09 STEELO: Oh, she's telling him no right now.

37:11 But it matches your dress.

37:12 ROB: But— but pause.

37:13 STEELO: But these match your dress.

37:14 ROB: But like— but, like, why?

37:16 Why the food court?

37:17 Like, you know what I mean?

37:19 Well, why not?

37:19 ROB: Like—- What better place?

37:21 Because you want— you want the pressure of her to say yes with all

37:24 the random people so it doesn't like— don't

37:25 feel silly in front of all these people.

37:27 I've got a [BLEEP] violinist.

37:30 Remember when we first met here?

37:33 No, no.

37:35 STEELO: Let's not do this, girl.

37:36 Let's get out of here.

37:37 ROB: OK.

37:37 CHANEL: Let's not do this.

37:38 STEELO: Let's get out of here.

37:39 ROB: Wait a minute, wait a minute.

37:41 STEELO: She left her purse.

37:42 Charge her cards.

37:44 You can stop playing now, [BLEEP].

37:46 ROB: No.

37:47 He turned around like you can stop at any point.

37:50 I can tell you from experience, you don't know what to do.

37:53 You're like— you're like, where are— like, holy [BLEEP].

37:56 What the [BLEEP] just happened?

37:58 We've been together for so long.

37:59 ROB: OK.

38:00 But on this day— ROB: Yeah.

38:02 --I want you to— I want you to be with me for the rest of our lives.

38:06 ROB: And.

38:07 Oh my god.

38:10 No.

38:10 ROB: No.

38:11 Oh god.

38:12 Man.

38:14 Man, look, she took off like if the ring touched her, she was married.

38:17 Yeah.

38:22 ROB: OK.

38:24 I got you a winning ticket.

38:27 Will you marry me?

38:29 ROB: Will you— what?

38:33 What?

38:35 Hey, look, trying to— You're not— you're not— you're not serious.

38:43 Yeah.

38:44 Look, still trying to get in there.

38:45 You didn't— you.

38:49 You can't do this.

38:50 You can't do this.

38:51 ROB: You can't.

38:53 Yeah, no, I can.

38:54 Say something.

38:55 No, but you can't.

38:56 No, it's not what you do, and you ain't gonna get married.

38:59 All right, that's it for our episode today.

39:01 [APPLAUSE] Chanel, what do you do to avoid being hit on in clubs?

39:08 To avoid it?

39:09 ROB: Yeah.

39:09 She's like, I want it.

39:12 To be honest.

39:14 I don't get seen that much 'cause I'm small, so I tend to get elbowed.

39:17 But you be having tables, though.

39:19 You be on the booths.

39:20 That's true, but I also don't want to be like— I don't want to be seen too much.

39:24 I'm trying to stay low-key.

39:25 And then do you keep sort of, like, a force field around you of friends?

39:28 I mean, how do you manage to have someone not penetrate in and and try?

39:33 Pause.

39:36 As you were saying it, you were like, I should stop.

39:38 I should stop.

39:40 You could pick a lot of words.

39:42 You could pick a lot of words here.

39:43 It depends.

39:44 Sometimes I got my own security or whatever.

39:46 I do a good— I do a good job, like, dodging weirdos and annoying people.

39:52 OK, well, look, it's a good thing because you stay safe that way.

39:55 All these girls in this category right here, doing the same thing, Dude Dodging.

39:59 Take a look.

40:00 [APPLAUSE] Hey, my name is Cindy,

40:07 and I don't want to talk to nobody, especially not you.

40:11 Man.

40:13 STEELO: That move was tight, though.

40:14 ROB: Man.

40:15 Her move was nice.

40:16 What's funny is she doesn't even look like she could dance.

40:18 And as soon as she had to avoid him, she busted out her best move.

40:20 ROB: She did.

40:21 She's like, I call this the matrix.

40:32 She is so confused.

40:33 ROB: Man.

40:34 STEELO: He just thumbed her, bro.

40:36 CHANEL: She looked so uncomfortable.

40:37 She's like— ROB: This works 99% of the time.

40:44 STEELO: Who getting left out?

40:46 Oh, it's always that one hating girlfriend, ain't it?

40:51 Bro, he popped his collar and everything for her.

40:53 CHANEL: That little girl has a hater haircut and everything.

40:56 STEELO: She's a super hater.

40:58 She gonna grow up to be a hater.

40:59 ROB: I don't know.

41:00 Oh, no, man.

41:02 Oh, [BLEEP].

41:04 STEELO: He walked over really defeated.

41:06 ROB: He looked over at his mom.

41:07 Didn't work.

41:14 You may have dodged the lips, but you got [BLEEP].

41:17 ROB: Just nur.

41:19 Jump into it.

41:22 ROB: OK, no, no, never gonna happen.

41:25 Oh.

41:26 STEELO: She is not feeling it.

41:27 ROB: OK.

41:28 Not a chance in hell.

41:31 It didn't work.

41:32 You ain't getting nowhere.

41:33 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

41:37 [APPLAUSE] You know, I've always been sort of amazed when people will put,

41:42 like, a couch in front of their house that clearly someone's been murdered on.

41:47 STEELO: Yeah.

41:48 And it's like, for free.

41:49 Yeah.

41:50 ROB: Anybody, take it.

41:51 You know what I mean?

41:52 Like, anytime someone puts an item out in front

41:55 of their house and offer it— and offers it for free,

41:58 how often do you think they take it?

42:00 People take it all the time.

42:01 Oh, yeah.

42:02 Because everybody just loves free.

42:03 STEELO: Yeah, free.

42:04 Is that what it is?

42:05 You don't care if murders happen on it.

42:06 You'll clean that off.

42:07 CARLY: Right.

42:07 ROB: What about— You're not a suspect.

42:09 ROB: You're right, you're right.

42:11 Hey, hey, you didn't do it.

42:14 Yeah, I'm good to go.

42:15 ROB: And if that blood gets clean enough,

42:17 it'll eventually just look like it's just a regular wine stain.

42:20 Just character.

42:21 Just character.

42:22 Well, look, sometimes people are offered stuff that nobody wants.

42:26 Take a look at Unwanted Offers.

42:28 [APPLAUSE] CARLY: I love picking stuff out of the garbage.

42:33 ROB: Hey, any of you healthy people want to get high?

42:36 STEELO: Oh, man.

42:37 ROB: Anybody want to get high?

42:38 I love him.

42:38 Yeah, he is great.

42:39 He's smiling so hard.

42:40 He's so happy.

42:41 ROB: Man.

42:42 STEELO: He's so high.

42:42 ROB: Man of charity.

42:43 CARLY: I like him.

42:44 He's cool.

42:45 I would stop.

42:46 Wake and bake.

42:47 Yeah, he never went to sleep.

42:48 CARLY: Yeah.

42:49 MAN: I got you some chili, Grandma.

42:51 [BLEEP] you and that mother-[BLEEP] chili.

42:53 Stick it up your balls.

42:54 STEELO: Oh, man.

42:55 OK, man.

42:56 Stick it up your balls is crazy.

42:57 ROB: If you're gonna say stick it up the balls,

42:59 the last time grandma had that chili, it ran through her tough.

43:03 You know what I mean?

43:04 Grandma got a muumuu and a winter coat on.

43:06 ROB: Grandma.

43:07 STEELO: Where she going?

43:08 ROB: She's just getting off the toilet from the last time she tried your chili.

43:11 That's not even chili.

43:12 That's just black beans with corn.

43:13 CARLY: With corn.

43:14 MAN: Some chili, Grandma, [BLEEP] you and that mother-[BLEEP] chili.

43:17 Stick it up your balls.

43:18 CARLY: Wow.

43:19 ROB: Man.

43:20 OK, strong words from a wise woman.

43:22 You want some fries?

43:23 ROB: Oh, boy.

43:25 MAN: Girl, go to hell.

43:26 ROB: OK, then I guess that's where the rest of my life starts.

43:29 Go to hell is crazy.

43:32 I just got here.

43:33 I gotta go to hell already?

43:34 ROB: Yeah, that's it.

43:35 MAN: Girl, go to hell.

43:36 STEELO: All right.

43:37 It's the thought that counts.

43:40 WOMAN: Hit it.

43:41 No, no.

43:42 ROB: No.

43:43 MAN: Try it.

43:43 STEELO: That's a highlighter.

43:44 ROB: Hit it.

43:45 MAN: Try it.

43:45 I really don't like it.

43:46 MAN: Try it.

43:47 ROB: Hit it.

43:48 MAN: Try it.

43:49 Try it.

43:50 Try it.

43:52 STEELO: Aggressive.

43:52 MAN: Try it.

43:53 Sweet tasting.

43:54 What flavor is it?

43:54 MAN: Blue razz.

43:55 Blue raspberry.

43:56 STEELO: Why is it orange?

43:57 No, I don't want it.

43:58 Man, you almost got her with the blue razz.

44:01 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

44:04 OK, let's say you're absolutely starving, wandering the streets,

44:08 and you just haven't eaten for so long.

44:10 You're starting to get super hangry,

44:12 and some random stranger walks up to you with a slice of pizza.

44:17 Will you eat it?

44:18 Just one slice in his hand?

44:19 ROB: That's it.

44:20 Absolutely not.

44:21 You're hangry.

44:22 Easy call for me.

44:23 You're hangry, and all you want is a delightful slice of pizza.

44:27 It gets handed at you in a man's hand, no box.

44:31 What are you doing?

44:32 I don't want to say I'd eat it because then people are like, she's nasty.

44:35 But, like, if I was really hungry, I probably would eat it.

44:37 STEELO: Yeah.

44:38 ROB: It's the truth.

44:39 And even though Steelo says no, it depends on how hungry he is.

44:42 No.

44:43 And how clean that man's hand is.

44:44 I can't eat stuff out of people's hands.

44:46 I put myself in a starving scenario.

44:49 Well, he didn't say starving.

44:50 He just said hungry and hangry.

44:51 Hey, you're starving, and a man presents to you— You said hungry and hangry.

44:56 Now I'm starving?

44:57 Look, look for you to get hangry— I don't think I have a choice.

45:01 I'm starving.

45:02 Now, would you eat the man's leg right off the man's hand?

45:06 Absolutely not.

45:07 ROB: OK.

45:08 We're back at square one.

45:09 ROB: I love it.

45:10 Well, look, a lot of people just

45:12 aren't interested in the things that they're offered,

45:14 even if they're starving, just like everyone in this category, No, Thank You.

45:19 [APPLAUSE] Oh, here we go.

45:25 Mr.

45:25 Officer.

45:26 You want some?

45:27 I do not.

45:28 STEELO: I do not eat.

45:29 He is pissed about this.

45:30 Oh, man.

45:31 Them animal fries probably hitting, too.

45:33 ROB: And he looked at it.

45:34 MAN: You want some?

45:35 I do not.

45:36 I do inside, but I don't as an officer.

45:39 For sure.

45:42 WOMAN: You want one?

45:43 ROB: Hey, what's up, big fella?

45:44 You want to get healthy?

45:46 I'm down for any human f— It's so

45:51 disrespectful when dogs do this [BLEEP] to you.

45:53 ROB: I don't [BLEEP] with stuff that comes out of the ground.

45:56 If it wasn't formerly alive, I don't want it.

46:01 STEELO: No, I'm not smoking with you, fam.

46:03 Ugh.

46:04 I have no desire to smoke with you.

46:08 You got first hit, bro?

46:09 Hell no.

46:10 What you mean, dawg?

46:11 ROB: No, thank you.

46:14 Man, that hit the camera.

46:15 It was, like, moist.

46:16 It was, like, meh.

46:18 It almost stuck to it.

46:20 There you have it for No, Thank You.

46:22 That was a setup.

46:24 [UPBEAT MUSIC] OK, look, they introduced the karma points.

46:31 Yeah.

46:32 You know, like, how did that work exactly?

46:33 When you got to the end, depending on— like, if you were in third,

46:36 you could go to first if you got enough karma points.

46:39 So even if you [BLEEP] the bed during the final,

46:42 you could still surpass other people who did better than you.

46:45 Now, you don't like that?

46:46 Listen, a win's a win 'cause if it bumped me up and I got first,

46:49 I would have been like, OK, thank you.

46:51 ROB: Yeah, yeah, you're right.

46:52 That is well-answered.

46:53 You know what I mean?

46:54 Because that's what it is.

46:55 You get the karma points, you deserve it.

46:57 Everybody in this category is getting beyond none.

47:00 Take a look at Negative Karma Points.

47:04 [APPLAUSE] Oh, high five.

47:10 STEELO: There you go.

47:12 That's the cheat code right there.

47:14 Oh, that [BLEEP] is what you get.

47:16 Oh my gosh.

47:17 That's exactly what you get.

47:18 ROB: That's it.

47:19 ANEESA: Love instant karma.

47:20 ROB: Man, it is.

47:21 It's pure and instant.

47:23 ANEESA: Ooh.

47:24 She won still.

47:27 Oh, here he goes.

47:29 Man, look at this little maniac.

47:31 STEELO: Oh, man.

47:33 Sit down.

47:34 Go sit down.

47:35 They were setting everybody up.

47:36 Would it have ever ripped?

47:38 ANEESA: No, all the kids would have died.

47:39 Every one of them.

47:40 Just bang.

47:41 Clothesline.

47:44 STEELO: Get your big ass down, yeah.

47:45 ROB: Oh, oh.

47:46 ANEESA: That's exactly what you get.

47:48 To get seven tickets.

47:49 ROB: That's it.

47:51 OK, so you— you know, you did some work on Punk'd.

47:54 Yeah.

47:54 ROB: You know what I mean?

47:55 Was that fun?

47:56 Did you enjoy it?

47:57 Yeah, it was.

47:58 That was my first acting job.

48:00 I got to punk people like Katie Holmes and gosh,

48:04 Usher, Missy Elliott, Tommy Lee.

48:06 Pretty cool.

48:07 Yeah, you know what was good is I had just moved out from North Carolina,

48:10 and I didn't know a lot about anything, to be honest.

48:14 I mean, I didn't know celebrities.

48:16 I just wasn't in that world.

48:18 And so I was genuinely just treating

48:20 them like normal people because I didn't care.

48:23 I didn't know the world yet.

48:25 Not even Tommy Lee?

48:26 Tommy Lee, I knew.

48:28 Do you know what happened there?

48:29 He wound up asking Ashton, he was like, hey, can we— can I get her number?

48:34 And I was like, I'm supposed to be making him mad.

48:36 STEELO: Yeah.

48:37 And it didn't— like, nothing I did could work.

48:40 Tommy Lee's getting worked up,

48:42 no matter what direction— no matter what direction you go.

48:44 STEELO: Yeah.

48:45 They tried to punk me one time, and it did not— was unsuccessful.

48:49 Did you know?

48:50 I thought I was being robbed.

48:51 You know what I mean?

48:53 Like, I thought it was a setup trying to rob me,

48:54 and then, like, the lighting was all bright.

48:57 I'm like, look at this [BLEEP] lighting.

48:59 I just didn't know what was going on.

49:00 Then they came out and said, we're sorry, we tried to punk you.

49:04 So they did not get very far with you.

49:06 They did rob him after.

49:09 They pinned me down.

49:11 STEELO: It got crazy.

49:13 But yeah, it was a surreal experience,

49:15 which I— I have an appreciation for highly produced pranking.

49:21 That's good.

49:22 Everybody in this category, they certainly aren't gonna get punked, either.

49:26 Take a look at Punk'd Proof.

49:27 [APPLAUSE] Oh, no.

49:35 Oh, I'mma set you up.

49:38 Oh, here it is.

49:40 Debbie.

49:41 Oh, look.

49:43 That camera straight away.

49:46 Oh.

49:48 HOST: That's awesome.

49:49 That man definitely farted a little bit right there.

49:52 That man peed himself a little.

49:53 STEELO: He got so scared.

49:54 She's good, too.

49:56 She peeped right away.

49:57 Saw the camera and was like, oh, OK.

50:00 ROB: Yeah, she— oh, yeah.

50:01 STEELO: OK, I see what's going on here.

50:07 So good.

50:09 ROB: Oh, boy.

50:10 LOLO: Oh, no.

50:13 STEELO: That wouldn't do it, though.

50:14 You don't mess with a girl in camo.

50:16 STEELO: Yeah.

50:17 She's surviving.

50:18 You can only do murder in that mask.

50:19 ROB: That's it.

50:20 This is a murder mask.

50:23 STEELO: She gave him a straight right, too.

50:25 Oh, that's so good.

50:28 ROB: Oh, oh, let's mess with the trash guy.

50:31 STEELO: You're at a disadvantage.

50:35 You got punched and slammed into the ground.

50:37 You might be dead.

50:38 ROB: Still in trash.

50:39 MAN: You knocked him over.

50:40 MAN: I'm glad I knocked him over, silly little [BLEEP].

50:42 STEELO: For real.

50:43 I think he's— he's not moving.

50:44 ROB: He's dead.

50:45 STEELO: Hide the body.

50:46 ROB: He's out.

50:46 STEELO: Hide the body.

50:47 You see it?

50:49 Yep.

50:49 Now what?

50:51 And now you stay there until it gets moving.

50:53 No.

50:54 ROB: It's so hilarious.

50:56 STEELO: Yeah.

50:58 ROB: I guess you didn't think that one out, fella.

51:00 There you have it for Punk'd Proof.

51:03 [APPLAUSE] OK, you believe the trash talk karma?

51:08 I like it.

51:09 I like the— I like that sound.

51:10 Sometimes.

51:11 Like, I talk trash.

51:13 Half the time, it don't even be about the person I'm talking trash to.

51:16 It's for me to get into my game.

51:18 It's more of a mental thing I'm playing with myself.

51:20 I was hooping this weekend,

51:21 and I was talking trash to this dude, and he took it personal.

51:24 I was like, honestly, bro, I didn't even see you.

51:26 I didn't even mean it.

51:27 I was just talking trash to his face.

51:29 Oh, what did you say?

51:30 You [BLEEP] piece of [BLEEP]?

51:33 So sorry, guy.

51:33 That would be so harsh.

51:34 Not personal.

51:37 This guy is taking everything to heart.

51:39 I was speaking into space, and the space was your face.

51:43 He's on my team.

51:44 I was like, yo, bro, stop shooting, you trash, just give me the ball.

51:48 And I was just getting back in my groove.

51:50 But he thought— he thought.

51:52 But then I scored, like, three in a row, and I was like, that was for me.

51:55 And now he thinks that was about him.

51:57 I had to go back over to him and let him know, hey, that wasn't about you, bro.

52:00 Like, you're good.

52:01 No, that was to him.

52:03 That was for him.

52:04 He kept talking to the team, talking to us crazy.

52:07 And he was air balling shots.

52:09 I'm like, stop talking to us when you're ass.

52:12 ROB: Yeah.

52:13 So I told him— Listen, now— now, more evidence of speaking directly to the man.

52:18 You're ass, and it's clear.

52:19 Everybody can see.

52:21 ROB: You just called me ass.

52:22 Honestly, I was saying that to the area.

52:27 The area is ass.

52:30 It was just more of a observation.

52:34 Well, look, this category is all people talking

52:37 trash and instantly paying a price for it.

52:39 Take a look at Trash Talk Karma.

52:41 I'm sorry to that guy.

52:43 I'm OK now.

52:44 I'm sorry.

52:47 ROB: Oh.

52:49 Go.

52:50 You have to kick it right, idiot.

52:52 You don't know how to kick a ball?

52:53 You played soccer before.

52:54 ROB: Yeah.

52:55 Oh, oh.

52:56 How's that kick for you, huh?

52:57 Maybe I do.

52:58 Divine retribution.

53:00 ROB: Goal!

53:01 Bam.

53:04 Yes, I love that for her.

53:05 ROB: Uh-oh.

53:07 I'm not new to this.

53:09 I'm true to this.

53:12 ROB: Uh-oh.

53:14 You're definitely new to this.

53:15 You are brand new.

53:17 Who said mothers can't hoverboard?

53:19 Say something.

53:21 Mm-hmm, say something now, Matthew.

53:23 STEELO: Such a mother.

53:24 Say something, Matthew.

53:26 What you gotta say now?

53:27 Look at me now.

53:28 Look, look.

53:29 Going faster.

53:30 ROB: Going faster.

53:34 Oh, oh, and going down.

53:36 There you have it for Trash Talk Karma.

53:40 [APPLAUSE] OK, I'm not a cheater, right?

53:44 I don't cheat at board games.

53:45 I don't cheat on my taxes.

53:47 OK, I don't cheat anywhere.

53:49 That's good.

53:50 You're a honest man.

53:51 Yeah, 'cause it's just like, you know,

53:52 a lot of people, they like to cheat on small things.

53:54 I don't cheat on golf.

53:55 I got golf friends that cheat on every hole.

53:58 You know what I mean?

53:59 They kick the ball out a little bit because they had a bad lie.

54:01 So they'll give themselves a good lie.

54:03 Give them a grace, a bit of grace.

54:05 They'll be generous with how many strokes they forgot.

54:08 Yeah, of course.

54:09 ROB: That's a key one.

54:10 That's part of golf.

54:11 ROB: Oh, no.

54:12 You expect them to cheat.

54:13 ROB: Yeah, no.

54:14 Yeah.

54:15 And it's like, look, if I see you clearly cheating once in golf,

54:18 I never even like— like, take your score down ever again.

54:21 Oh, yeah.

54:22 I'll never trust anything you say ever again.

54:24 You know what I mean?

54:25 But that's— that's— that's just cheating in general.

54:27 Now— now, do you guys enjoy cheating?

54:29 Do you guys enjoy cheating?

54:33 Can't say that I do.

54:35 Yeah, I don't ever enjoy it.

54:37 I hate it when I do it.

54:38 Sometimes it's gotta happen.

54:40 Yeah, I mean, when is it OK to cheat?

54:42 If it comes to saving money, maybe cheat a little bit.

54:44 ROB: OK.

54:46 Cheating.

54:46 Watch out now.

54:47 ROB: Hey, sounds like a— hey, look, listen to me.

54:51 Sounds like an audit.

54:53 Never heard of one.

54:54 You know what I mean?

54:55 Talking about on Monopoly Talking about Monopoly.

54:57 Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.

54:59 LOLO: All right.

55:00 This category right here,

55:01 it's all people cheating and instantly feeling the karma.

55:04 Take a look at Cheater Karma.

55:06 [APPLAUSE] LOLO: Oh, no.

55:13 STEELO: Oh, man.

55:16 ROB: Oh.

55:17 Oh.

55:20 Oh, man.

55:20 There you go.

55:21 Man.

55:22 ROB: It's all fun and games till you take it in the face.

55:25 Life comes at you fast.

55:27 It does.

55:28 OK.

55:29 ROB: Oh, no.

55:30 STEELO: Hoop fever.

55:32 ROB: Man, all this?

55:33 STEELO: That boy trash.

55:34 ROB: Man, listen.

55:36 STEELO: Hate to break it to you.

55:37 LOLO: Still can't make it.

55:37 STEELO: Oh, man.

55:38 You can't, like, literally not make one.

55:40 I know.

55:41 He had backup, too.

55:41 He missed as well.

55:43 Brought his brother.

55:44 Both trash.

55:45 Runs in the family.

55:46 Cheaters never prosper.

55:51 ROB: OK.

55:53 STEELO: That's a police vehicle?

55:54 ROB: What?

55:56 LOLO: Stealing the police vehicle.

55:57 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

56:00 STEELO: I love the crowd.

56:02 Who's this former, like, fire— firefighter paramedic guy?

56:06 Because this guy jumps up to save the life instantly.

56:09 STEELO: They're all like, ooh.

56:10 ROB: Save him.

56:11 STEELO: I got him.

56:12 LOLO: I got you.

56:13 STEELO: I got him.

56:15 Well, look, you know, a lot of times something bad will happen to you.

56:19 And it's your fault.

56:21 Yeah.

56:21 ROB: Yeah.

56:22 But you'd rather that.

56:23 Yeah, you would.

56:24 Yeah, you would.

56:25 You have no one to blame.

56:26 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

56:26 And you learn from that.

56:28 But some people have a hard time taking accountability, too.

56:30 ROB: Yeah.

56:30 Karma's gonna spin the block.

56:32 We're not talking to them.

56:36 Oh, man.

56:37 But sometimes it's not just karma.

56:39 You know what I mean?

56:40 Like, you just— you just made a mistake, you know what I mean?

56:42 Like, you're the person that—- Human.

56:44 --you could have easily checked the rear view mirror before

56:47 you made that left turn and got hit by somebody else.

56:51 But they shouldn't have hit you.

56:53 You know what I mean?

56:54 Even though you drove in front of them.

56:55 STEELO: Yeah.

56:56 One of you's got to be better.

56:58 I should have looked in the mirror.

56:59 ROB: That's it.

57:00 But you don't have nobody to blame but yourself, you know?

57:02 That is everybody in this category, Reap What You Sow.

57:06 Take a look.

57:07 [APPLAUSE] Oh.

57:12 LOLO: OK.

57:13 ROB: Oh, you just— oh.

57:14 OK.

57:15 I don't know what you want.

57:16 Listen, first day trying to teach yourself to fight.

57:19 STEELO: Protect yourself at all times, kid.

57:21 Rule number one, not protected.

57:24 He really got punched, too.

57:25 Getting a black eye and— with nobody around is crazy.

57:31 Oh, man.

57:33 Nothing you can do about that.

57:35 Also, you're here with flats on, these— like,

57:37 I don't know if these ballet shoes is right for baseball.

57:39 Yeah.

57:40 ROB: Bam.

57:42 MAN: Nice.

57:42 Nice.

57:43 Nice.

57:43 ROB: Good swing.

57:44 Yeah, we're breaking up.

57:47 I'm building a house by myself.

57:48 That's what men do.

57:50 OK.

57:51 ROB: Oh, oh, man.

57:53 STEELO: This man's trying to build a house by himself.

57:55 It just folded.

57:56 He's gotta be demoing.

57:58 There's no way he's building.

57:59 He's gotta be taking it down.

58:00 I'm confused.

58:01 I'm like, this is crazy.

58:03 ROB: All right, I'm fine.

58:04 I'm good.

58:10 I'm all right till I'm not.

58:12 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

58:15 [APPLAUSE] Are there any pranks that you're willing to do on people?

58:20 You know, like something mellow?

58:21 Hide behind a corner and be like, boo?

58:23 Behind a door.

58:24 I had actually had an urge to do that to somebody the other day.

58:27 Yeah.

58:27 LOLO: But it's like— So what's stopping you right now?

58:29 'Cause I'm like, will they receive it well?

58:31 How old are they?

58:32 About my age.

58:34 Like— like, someone my age.

58:35 Yeah, yeah.

58:36 Pretty good, pretty good.

58:37 I'm doing it.

58:38 If that ends y'all relationship, that wasn't a relationship you wanted.

58:41 Yeah, and it's good.

58:42 It's always good to, like, you know, do— do a reasonable one.

58:45 You got to make that judgment call.

58:46 Yeah.

58:47 If their hands are loaded, maybe not.

58:48 STEELO: Maybe not, yeah.

58:49 Know what I mean?

58:50 Like, if they got glass, got— carrying something, maybe not.

58:53 Yeah, bad heart.

58:54 ROB: I was gonna say.

58:55 Maybe not.

58:55 Yeah.

58:56 Maybe not.

58:56 Pacemaker.

58:57 I was pointing to my heart as you were like, bad heart.

59:00 Even though a 30-year-old with a bad heart, they're already scared, you know?

59:04 But the truth is is sometimes you scare somebody,

59:06 you prank somebody, and God doesn't want it to happen.

59:09 Oh.

59:10 ROB: He doesn't, he doesn't.

59:11 And God immediately flips it back on you instantaneously.

59:15 That's everybody in this category, Flipped It on 'Em.

59:18 Take a look.

59:19 STEELO: I like that.

59:21 [APPLAUSE] And why you skating by the pool?

59:25 ROB: Oh.

59:27 No.

59:28 STEELO: Oh, OK.

59:29 ROB: Yeah.

59:29 STEELO: This is y'all Vegas penthouse?

59:31 Where y'all at?

59:32 Where we at that y'all roller skating by the pool?

59:35 ROB: Oh, oh.

59:36 Look.

59:37 All of a sudden, it's at some random pool to, like, this is, like, a penthouse.

59:41 STEELO: Yeah.

59:41 Ooh, they're Siverin.

59:43 I don't know why I love mentioning the Siverins.

59:45 The Siverins every chance I get.

59:48 ROB: Oh, oh.

59:50 Oh, man.

59:51 Man.

59:53 Imagine, imagine.

59:54 Do you even know me?

59:57 You are— he is not reacting like somebody— they're friends.

1:00:00 ROB: No.

1:00:01 LOLO: They are all in on it, too.

1:00:02 ROB: Pause it, pause it.

1:00:03 Gary ended up 65.

1:00:05 STEELO: Yeah, that was him.

1:00:06 ROB: He thought it was like one of his boys.

1:00:07 That water is horrible.

1:00:10 It'll age you quick.

1:00:11 STEELO: It was 24 right here.

1:00:12 LOLO: Yeah.

1:00:12 STEELO: We're boys.

1:00:14 ROB: Oh, oh, oh.

1:00:16 STEELO: Fell in.

1:00:17 LOLO: Try again.

1:00:19 Yeah.

1:00:23 STEELO: Give us the passcode.

1:00:26 Oh, man.

1:00:27 I had one last wish left.

1:00:29 ROB: Yeah, I love swimming.

1:00:30 Swimming is fun.

1:00:32 That's it.

1:00:33 You're covered in sud.

1:00:34 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

1:00:37 (SINGING) Yeah, yeah, yeah OK, let's talk about "Karma." The song,

1:00:43 "Karma." Do you believe in instant karma?

1:00:46 Or is it sort of long-range karma?

1:00:49 I think it's like long-term karma, for sure, but it's all coming.

1:00:52 Yeah.

1:00:53 MOD SUN: Good and bad.

1:00:54 You're 100% responsible 100% of the time, I feel.

1:00:57 So good or bad, you brought it on yourself.

1:01:00 Best way to deal with it is to learn.

1:01:01 ROB: Yeah.

1:01:02 I agree.

1:01:02 ROB: Hey.

1:01:03 I agree.

1:01:04 You're like a shaman.

1:01:05 Mod Sun.

1:01:07 I love you.

1:01:08 Yeah, look, let's— let's stay positive and do the right

1:01:11 thing so that the right things happen to us, OK?

1:01:13 Yeah.

1:01:14 Because this category is not that.

1:01:16 It's people getting hurt swiftly and quickly, Karma with the Quickness.

1:01:20 Take a look.

1:01:21 MOD SUN: Come on.

1:01:23 [APPLAUSE] ROB: What's up, dog?

1:01:28 Get out of here.

1:01:30 See?

1:01:31 Instantaneously.

1:01:31 Bam.

1:01:32 MOD SUN: Yeah, that's instant.

1:01:33 ROB: Man.

1:01:34 MOD SUN: That's instant and the car alarm.

1:01:35 ROB: The headache kicks in, and then the horn kicks in.

1:01:38 What a dick.

1:01:39 The dog was like, I wasn't even gonna bite you, fam.

1:01:41 ROB: That did look like a straight shot,

1:01:43 even though the moment— he did just— oh, damn.

1:01:47 Sorry.

1:01:48 I thought you had some treats.

1:01:49 Wow.

1:01:51 Uh-oh.

1:01:53 Oh.

1:01:54 MOD SUN: Oh, what's gonna happen?

1:01:56 Break the windshield.

1:01:58 Break the windshield or something.

1:01:59 You're gonna crack.

1:02:01 Yeah!

1:02:02 This is no shoe.

1:02:03 Just with the little— STEELO: He got on just some socks, man.

1:02:05 It's a 1-inch kick.

1:02:07 That's a 1-inch kick.

1:02:09 1-inch kick.

1:02:09 It is.

1:02:10 This is the Bruce Lee kick.

1:02:11 This is the 1-inch kick.

1:02:14 ROB: Oh, boy, don't you disrespect the cat.

1:02:16 Yeah, what's up?

1:02:18 I hate kitties.

1:02:19 And oh, man.

1:02:21 That was, like, a dramatic fall for a baby.

1:02:24 ROB: OK, I'm gonna fall, too.

1:02:26 STEELO: Let me see what's going on with the cat real quick.

1:02:27 ROB: Bam.

1:02:29 There you have it for Karma with the Quickness.

1:02:32 [APPLAUSE] OK, crime, why do we love to commit it?

1:02:37 We don't love to commit it.

1:02:38 Hey, come on.

1:02:39 We accidentally commit crimes on a daily basis.

1:02:42 Yeah, for sure.

1:02:43 You know what I mean?

1:02:44 We do some sketchy things here and there that we're

1:02:45 not proud of, but we don't think is major.

1:02:47 But all crime is crime.

1:02:49 Yeah, somewhat.

1:02:50 Like, running little red lights.

1:02:51 I was just gonna say.

1:02:53 Do you really feel like that's a real crime?

1:02:55 Now a blended orange light with a little bit

1:02:58 of yellow and red together in the speed blur— STEELO: Yeah.

1:03:01 --that's not a crime.

1:03:02 I agree.

1:03:03 Pure red, you're a criminal.

1:03:06 And what happens to pure criminals a lot of times?

1:03:08 Get locked up.

1:03:09 No, you get instant crime karma.

1:03:11 Oh.

1:03:12 ROB: You know what I mean?

1:03:13 You run that red light, bing.

1:03:14 You get sideswiped.

1:03:16 You know what I mean?

1:03:17 The streets in the universe are always watching.

1:03:19 And this category right here, it's criminals getting instant karma.

1:03:23 Take a look at Crime Karma.

1:03:25 [APPLAUSE] Uh-oh.

1:03:29 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:03:30 ROB: Unsuspecting criminal can barely walk, let alone jog.

1:03:34 He got a [BLEEP].

1:03:38 I love he dropped it, like I hope they leave me alone.

1:03:41 Focus on the box.

1:03:45 Oh, he stole something from him, though.

1:03:47 Oh, man, what?

1:03:48 He stole his backpack.

1:03:49 I think, like, a backpack or something.

1:03:51 He took a bag, for sure.

1:03:52 ROB: Oh, man, he stole his wife's purse.

1:03:54 He legit stole the woman's purse, man.

1:03:57 I'm leaving with something, as Denzel said.

1:04:02 Damn.

1:04:04 ROB: Skert, skert.

1:04:06 OK, there it is.

1:04:08 Got the beer.

1:04:12 Oh, man.

1:04:13 What the [BLEEP], man?

1:04:15 They almost had it, though.

1:04:16 That is so unlucky.

1:04:18 Is he working here?

1:04:19 What are you, security?

1:04:20 STEELO: Yeah.

1:04:21 Ain't nobody doing their job.

1:04:23 He's in on the job.

1:04:24 First of all, he walked past three different employees.

1:04:26 ROB: And look, he didn't even have to run.

1:04:27 Nobody saw him.

1:04:29 There you have it for Crime Karma.

1:04:32 STEELO: They didn't even know he did it, though.

1:04:34 OK, are either of you ticklish?

1:04:35 Mm-hmm.

1:04:37 I'm a real man, Rob.

1:04:38 The answer is no.

1:04:39 But yeah, we know what that is.

1:04:41 No, I'm not.

1:04:41 I'm actually not ticklish.

1:04:42 Really?

1:04:43 STEELO: My girl try to tickle me all the time, man.

1:04:44 I just—- No, I'm really not.

1:04:46 Doesn't work.

1:04:47 Yeah.

1:04:47 Are you ticklish?

1:04:48 You're not budging?

1:04:48 I— I am.

1:04:50 ROB: Like, I mean, like— I don't want to expose my vulnerabilities, but.

1:04:52 ROB: Yeah.

1:04:53 Is it armpits?

1:04:54 Is it feet?

1:04:55 Now it's too much details.

1:04:56 STEELO: Is it behind the thigh?

1:04:57 Any place you can get?

1:04:58 ROB: Oh, man.

1:04:59 Ticklish, yeah.

1:05:00 No, like, this area.

1:05:01 Like, the knee squeeze.

1:05:02 ROB: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:05:03 STEELO: That's crazy.

1:05:04 It's painfully ticklish.

1:05:05 That's dangerous, though, because you could kick me in the face with that.

1:05:07 ROB: Yeah.

1:05:08 Yeah.

1:05:08 It's just the reality of it is is you

1:05:10 get touched in certain places, and it— it pops ya.

1:05:14 This category right here is all people being taken down by tickles.

1:05:18 Take a look at Tickler Takedowns.

1:05:20 [APPLAUSE] Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, and a kick.

1:05:29 Why does dad look like a big baby?

1:05:31 He's just like them.

1:05:32 ROB: Oh, man.

1:05:33 STEELO: He looks like a child.

1:05:34 LOLO: Grown baby.

1:05:35 ROB: Man, I don't know what he is, but, like,

1:05:37 right now, I feel like the Lord's testing him.

1:05:40 Oh.

1:05:41 STEELO: You know what?

1:05:42 ROB: Well, I'm gonna throw ya but not hard.

1:05:45 I'm still happy.

1:05:47 I'm a happy man.

1:05:50 Tickle, tickle, tickle.

1:05:51 LOLO: I do this— do this to my cat.

1:05:53 ROB: Tickle, tickle.

1:05:54 Oh, oh, oh.

1:05:55 STEELO: That's on purpose.

1:05:56 Man, he said, bah, bah, bah.

1:05:57 STEELO: He kicked him on purpose.

1:05:59 It's just so funny to get right in that little paw part.

1:06:02 You get— it's really satisfying.

1:06:06 Man, when you find a paw tickle spot.

1:06:08 LOLO: Yeah.

1:06:09 ROB: And like— and you know it by based off of that reaction.

1:06:17 Oh, don't— don't you tickle him.

1:06:18 STEELO: We're the same height.

1:06:19 How did we get here?

1:06:20 ROB: Don't you tickle him.

1:06:22 Oh, Scooby dooby dooby doo.

1:06:24 Oh.

1:06:26 You dropped that man.

1:06:27 Oh my god.

1:06:28 Man, when what's the belly tickle?

1:06:31 OK.

1:06:32 STEELO: Belly tickle was crazy, too.

1:06:34 No, he just wanted to drop him.

1:06:36 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

1:06:38 [APPLAUSE] OK, instant justice, it doesn't happen often.

1:06:43 No.

1:06:43 ROB: You know what I mean?

1:06:44 It doesn't It would be great if

1:06:47 we just eventually created technology that recognizes,

1:06:49 like, crime from energy in the quantum field.

1:06:53 Minority Report.

1:06:54 You can just see what's going on in different areas.

1:06:56 Don't even got to see it.

1:06:57 You can— like, your body puts off a crime energy.

1:06:59 No.

1:06:59 ROB: And then— No.

1:07:02 We're giving people too much power.

1:07:03 That becomes racist quick.

1:07:04 No, you give off crime energy, and then you immediately get zapped.

1:07:08 What is crime energy?

1:07:09 Like, guilt.

1:07:10 Nah, man.

1:07:10 You know.

1:07:11 I can't trust people with no powers.

1:07:12 Listen.

1:07:14 I walk into the wrong place just

1:07:15 with a backwards hat on, they're like, crime energy.

1:07:17 ROB: No, no, no.

1:07:18 Get this guy.

1:07:19 No, because your energy wouldn't be saying crime.

1:07:21 OK.

1:07:22 ROB: You could come in with a mask on, sunglasses, and yourself a pistol.

1:07:26 OK.

1:07:26 But if you're just there to like—- He's a good guy.

1:07:29 That's it.

1:07:29 He's— he's fine.

1:07:31 It's the guy that's got nothing who comes

1:07:33 in looking for someone to— just gets dropped.

1:07:36 You know what I mean?

1:07:37 How do you like it?

1:07:38 It sounds better.

1:07:39 ROB: It's good.

1:07:39 Sounds like it needs work, though.

1:07:40 It needs work.

1:07:41 Yeah, there's some fine tuning because a sociopath would be

1:07:44 able to beat that because they don't believe that they're guilty.

1:07:47 OK, OK.

1:07:48 Like, what?

1:07:49 Just out of curiosity just— Yeah, no, you're right.

1:07:52 There are some flaws.

1:07:53 There are some flaws.

1:07:54 Well, look, just like that technology, someday, in the distant future,

1:07:57 this is all people getting served justice instantly.

1:08:01 Take a look at Swift Justice.

1:08:03 [APPLAUSE] CARLY: Uh-oh.

1:08:07 ROB: Don't touch me.

1:08:09 Don't you touch me.

1:08:10 STEELO: Beefing for real.

1:08:11 ROB: I'm not some sort of horse.

1:08:14 STEELO: Why are you doing that to me?

1:08:15 Oh, man.

1:08:16 Oh, man.

1:08:17 He got you.

1:08:18 And you hit your knee.

1:08:19 I tell you what you ain't gonna do is get on another one of me.

1:08:23 When a sheep goes after you like a bull, you're a bad person.

1:08:26 Yeah, you are a bad person.

1:08:27 Leave me alone.

1:08:28 What'd you do to that little sheep?

1:08:29 ROB: Man, he looked right back at him, and he was hungry.

1:08:32 He knew what he wanted.

1:08:33 Yeah.

1:08:36 ROB: Oh.

1:08:39 Don't push it.

1:08:41 STEELO: The only person doing real work.

1:08:43 ROB: Oh, oh.

1:08:46 Oh, man.

1:08:47 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:08:48 We're on the job, guys.

1:08:51 ROB: Oh, man, don't push it.

1:08:52 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:08:53 ROB: Oh, man.

1:08:56 Look, I'm not sure if it's equal.

1:08:58 STEELO: Yeah.

1:08:58 ROB: But it was swift.

1:09:02 That, to me, no pun intended, that was the final straw.

1:09:04 100%.

1:09:05 That was the final straw.

1:09:06 It was.

1:09:06 You're right.

1:09:07 CARLY: This girl has been so annoying for hours.

1:09:09 And finally, it's like you're getting a bucket on your head.

1:09:11 Zero hesitation.

1:09:14 Coming in hot.

1:09:14 STEELO: Oh, man.

1:09:15 ROB: Oh, man.

1:09:16 STEELO: The local hero.

1:09:19 What jumpsuit is this he's practicing in?

1:09:20 ROB: Oh, no.

1:09:21 STEELO: I thought he had on, like, flag football.

1:09:23 ROB: Flag biking.

1:09:25 MAN: Rage quit.

1:09:26 STEELO: Oh, no.

1:09:27 CARLY: Walking into the river?

1:09:28 STEELO: You doing too much, bro.

1:09:29 ROB: Goodbye.

1:09:31 Whatever this sport is, you're taking it way too serious.

1:09:33 STEELO: Yeah.

1:09:34 That's the type of commitment I'm looking

1:09:36 for is someone that's just gonna go all out.

1:09:38 Yeah, committed to justice.

1:09:40 Get in the damn river.

1:09:41 OK, I've never been a guy that litters, ever.

1:09:44 Litters.

1:09:45 Ever?

1:09:46 You've never littered?

1:09:47 ROB: Never.

1:09:47 Never once in your life have you littered?

1:09:49 You're mean.

1:09:51 Oh, you're lying.

1:09:52 This man is mean, and— and he hates camels.

1:09:57 And he litters.

1:09:58 He just loves to trash everything.

1:10:00 That's what it feels like.

1:10:02 You guys are terrible.

1:10:04 I mean, I don't litter.

1:10:05 I'm not a litterer.

1:10:06 I'm actually against littering.

1:10:07 I will throw a apple out of the window.

1:10:09 Ooh, OK.

1:10:10 But do you litter?

1:10:11 I can't believe that you would, like— you know what I mean?

1:10:15 Offended.

1:10:16 Answer the question.

1:10:17 Audacity of looking towards Mother Earth, even if it's dirty asphalt,

1:10:22 and thinking that it would be OK to put

1:10:25 a piece of paper out onto you is crazy to me.

1:10:27 It is crazy, I agree.

1:10:29 Well, look, what do you think should happen to people that litter?

1:10:31 They should get punished.

1:10:32 STEELO: Punished?

1:10:34 With a baseball bat.

1:10:35 With a baseball— she's a litterer, for sure.

1:10:37 No, I don't litter at all.

1:10:38 She could be a superhero that just goes

1:10:41 out beating people with a bat that litter.

1:10:43 No one asked you for this.

1:10:44 That's a great idea.

1:10:45 But it's not needed in this category because everybody's paying the price.

1:10:49 Take a look at Litter Karma.

1:10:51 [APPLAUSE] MAN: Why you throwing your— why you throwing

1:10:56 your trash all over the ground on South Street?

1:10:58 There's a trash can right there.

1:11:00 Bro, that's crazy.

1:11:01 It is a trash can right there is insane.

1:11:02 ROB: Yeah.

1:11:04 MAN: Do it now, dude.

1:11:05 ROB: Do it.

1:11:05 I mean.

1:11:07 STEELO: He pressed this man, though.

1:11:08 That's crazy.

1:11:09 HOST: Good for him, though.

1:11:10 STEELO: Yeah, I know.

1:11:11 MAN: Doesn't make any sense.

1:11:12 STEELO: It's not only one.

1:11:13 It's two trash cans right there.

1:11:14 ROB: That's it.

1:11:16 So much opportunity.

1:11:17 When you roll— if you're rolling into town with a convertible Saab, you litter.

1:11:25 MAN: Welcome to Philly, asshole.

1:11:26 Welcome to Philly, asshole.

1:11:31 ROB: Oh, man.

1:11:32 Hey, hey.

1:11:33 STEELO: OK, I get this one.

1:11:35 The cop.

1:11:36 ROB: Time to catch a charge.

1:11:39 I've thrown, like, a blunt out or something,

1:11:41 like, the leftover— some weed out before.

1:11:43 I've done that, too.

1:11:43 Yeah.

1:11:44 Oh, OK, you litterer.

1:11:45 See?

1:11:46 Oh, you litterer.

1:11:47 What?

1:11:48 No, I don't.

1:11:49 I've never done that.

1:11:51 Hey, gonna have to beat herself up with a baseball bat.

1:11:55 She's like, yeah, I litter.

1:11:56 A little roach don't hurt nobody.

1:11:59 ROB: Oh.

1:12:00 Oh, OK.

1:12:01 STEELO: To open your door and do this is crazy.

1:12:03 Like, let the window down.

1:12:04 That means your window don't work.

1:12:05 That window don't work.

1:12:06 That old-ass car.

1:12:08 ROB: You got bigger problems.

1:12:09 Oh.

1:12:10 STEELO: Superhero, superhero.

1:12:11 ROB: Nothing to talk about.

1:12:12 STEELO: He's a superhero.

1:12:12 He needs a bat.

1:12:14 He needs a bat, for sure.

1:12:15 ROB: Man, look at him.

1:12:16 You should recycle.

1:12:18 STEELO: Where did he even come from?

1:12:23 MAN: I think you dropped something, bud.

1:12:25 ROB: Forgot something, bud.

1:12:27 MAN: Is this yours?

1:12:29 MAN: Thanks.

1:12:31 Man, you want to grab that man's lips?

1:12:33 How long you been tailing him?

1:12:35 You gonna grab that man's lips is crazy.

1:12:38 Grab that man's lips.

1:12:39 STEELO: We're connected.

1:12:40 We're connected now, sir.

1:12:41 ROB: I got your DNA.

1:12:42 STEELO: It's me and you, baby.

1:12:43 ROB: Call me.

1:12:45 There you have it for Litter Karma.

1:12:48 [APPLAUSE] [UPBEAT MUSIC] OK, look, you know,

1:12:56 when you get really drunk, you can do some amazing things.

1:13:00 Yeah.

1:13:01 ROB: Amazing things.

1:13:02 I once saw a boat offshore as I was really drunk at the beach,

1:13:06 and I swam out to it, and I took that boat over.

1:13:09 And I— No, you did not.

1:13:11 Was there no one else on the boat?

1:13:12 No.

1:13:13 OK, it made me feel like you, like, took it over.

1:13:15 Like, you were talking about, I'm the captain now and [BLEEP].

1:13:17 That's what happened.

1:13:18 STEELO: OK.

1:13:19 But it was just me.

1:13:20 This whole category is people with amazing ideas because they got Booze Brain.

1:13:25 Take a look.

1:13:26 [APPLAUSE] There we go.

1:13:33 CHANEL: How did he do that?

1:13:35 STEELO: Oh my god.

1:13:36 ROB: OK.

1:13:38 STEELO: That's crazy.

1:13:39 ROB: This man got attacked by a squid, and that's it.

1:13:42 Is you ice bathing?

1:13:44 Man, he's just fish bathing.

1:13:48 There we go.

1:13:49 It's amazing.

1:13:51 Oh, no.

1:13:52 Oh.

1:13:54 CHANEL: Is that a cat tower?

1:13:56 It's a Catherine tower now.

1:13:57 Oh.

1:13:59 A Catherine tower.

1:14:01 MAN: We're about to steal this cop car.

1:14:03 ROB: Get it.

1:14:04 Get it.

1:14:07 Steal the cop car.

1:14:10 MAN: What's going on?

1:14:11 MAN: Who's in the car?

1:14:13 MAN: My buddy.

1:14:14 MAN: What's he doing in the car?

1:14:15 MAN: He's just chilling.

1:14:17 ROB: That's it.

1:14:17 Nothing to see here.

1:14:18 Just chilling.

1:14:19 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

1:14:22 [APPLAUSE] OK, look, sometimes in life, you got to make the tough calls.

1:14:25 You know what I mean?

1:14:26 You got to be the one that makes the decision on where you go to eat, OK?

1:14:30 I never make that decision.

1:14:31 This is what I'm saying.

1:14:32 You know what I mean?

1:14:33 Like, especially if you're with a group of people,

1:14:35 and nobody's making the call, you know what I mean?

1:14:37 Like, sometimes you got to step in, make the tough call,

1:14:40 and then you [BLEEP] up.

1:14:41 I think that's one of the things my boyfriend loves about me,

1:14:43 that I'm just like, pick, babe.

1:14:44 He's like, are you serious?

1:14:45 I'm like— ROB: Yeah.

1:14:46 --what do you want to eat today?

1:14:47 I love it because it's like, I'm so indecisive.

1:14:50 So I'm just like, pick what we're eating, I like everything.

1:14:52 Match made in heaven, you know what I'm saying?

1:14:54 Because here's what happens if you have two indecisive eaters, you die.

1:14:58 Hey, I was gonna just say, I don't care if I eat.

1:15:01 That's my real problem.

1:15:02 Like, you have to remind me to eat to be like, yo, we're about to go eat.

1:15:06 So I'm never the person to pick.

1:15:07 And then I am OK with whatever you pick because I'll find something on the menu.

1:15:12 I ain't the person that's gonna be like, no, I hate this [BLEEP].

1:15:14 ROB: Yeah, I agree.

1:15:15 Every place— well, maybe not.

1:15:16 I couldn't eat any— I probably couldn't find something.

1:15:18 Ah, maybe.

1:15:18 I was gonna say Indian food.

1:15:20 Indian food is bomb.

1:15:21 I know.

1:15:21 It's too spicy.

1:15:22 He don't like spicy.

1:15:23 You know what I mean?

1:15:24 It's just I'm too Ohio.

1:15:25 I got a limit.

1:15:25 You know what I mean?

1:15:26 Yeah.

1:15:27 OK, this category is filled with people that are making those tough decisions.

1:15:31 Take a look at Tough Calls.

1:15:33 [APPLAUSE] Would you be willing to have a threesome with us?

1:15:39 ROB: Wow, I'm fishing right now.

1:15:41 STEELO: He's like, this is definitely a trap.

1:15:42 He ain't stupid.

1:15:43 He like, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

1:15:45 Not right now.

1:15:47 But in the future?

1:15:48 STEELO: Maybe in the future.

1:15:49 Sure.

1:15:51 ROB: Sure.

1:15:52 I mean, why not?

1:15:53 But right now.

1:15:54 Like, hold on one second.

1:15:55 Oh my god.

1:15:56 ROB: Oh, stand back, ladies.

1:15:57 I got something on the hook.

1:15:59 There you go.

1:16:01 STEELO: Hey.

1:16:02 CHANEL: Looks like a baby octopus.

1:16:03 Octopussy.

1:16:05 Octopus over the octopussy.

1:16:07 MAN: I'm gonna put stuff in front of you.

1:16:09 All you have to do is say yes, I want it, or no, I don't want it.

1:16:12 Want it, yes or no?

1:16:13 Yeah.

1:16:13 MAN: You sure?

1:16:14 Open your hand out.

1:16:15 ROB: Cheese.

1:16:17 MAN: Yes or no?

1:16:18 Yes.

1:16:18 MAN: You sure?

1:16:19 Are you sure?

1:16:19 It might be something bad.

1:16:20 Are you sure you want it?

1:16:21 Yeah.

1:16:21 MAN: Wow.

1:16:22 ROB: Wow.

1:16:23 MAN: Do you want it, yes or no?

1:16:25 No.

1:16:26 Oh, misfire.

1:16:27 He wasn't gonna give it to her.

1:16:29 What's it gonna be?

1:16:31 ROB: What's it gonna be?

1:16:33 MAN: Such a hard decision.

1:16:34 It's an easy decision.

1:16:36 MAN: Boys, the booty.

1:16:38 [BLEEP] the booty.

1:16:39 I'm going with the boys.

1:16:41 Yeah, yeah, seems to make sense.

1:16:44 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

1:16:46 [APPLAUSE] OK, life is all about making the right decisions.

1:16:52 You know what I mean?

1:16:53 Right decisions, right time.

1:16:55 How good are you guys at picking?

1:16:57 You know what I mean?

1:16:58 I mean, you would like to think you're good.

1:16:59 I think I'm pretty good at making the right decisions.

1:17:02 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

1:17:03 Yeah.

1:17:03 I didn't seem too sure, but yeah.

1:17:05 CHANEL: I make a lot of good decisions.

1:17:07 I definitely make my share of bad decisions as well.

1:17:10 ROB: Yeah, yeah.

1:17:11 Look, it's— at the end of the day, I feel like I don't remember the bad ones,

1:17:16 so I feel like they're all good ones, you know what I mean?

1:17:18 So it's like I try to just like, hey,

1:17:20 that was bad, let's not— let's forget that even happened.

1:17:23 You know what I mean?

1:17:24 This category right here,

1:17:25 these people that do not know how to make the right decision.

1:17:28 Take a look at Poor Pickers.

1:17:31 [APPLAUSE] WOMAN: OK, Dad, you have two options.

1:17:37 ROB: OK.

1:17:38 WOMAN: A, staying quarantined in the house with mom.

1:17:41 Or B.

1:17:42 B, B.

1:17:46 Look at her.

1:17:48 Look at her.

1:17:50 She is really hurt.

1:17:52 This is the father-son challenge.

1:17:53 Yo, what's my favorite color?

1:17:55 Blue.

1:17:56 [BLEEP] ROB: Father-son challenge.

1:18:00 What's my favorite color?

1:18:01 Oh.

1:18:04 It's green.

1:18:06 Oh, [BLEEP].

1:18:07 OK.

1:18:08 I don't have a favorite color.

1:18:10 I'm colorblind.

1:18:11 I just want y'all to know there are seven floors in this parking garage.

1:18:17 ROB: Seven.

1:18:18 Look at all of these spaces, OK?

1:18:21 Why did this happen?

1:18:23 ROB: I just can't, like.

1:18:24 WOMAN: Look.

1:18:26 ROB: Never not extraordinary to me.

1:18:27 WOMAN: Why?

1:18:28 CHANEL: It is pretty crazy.

1:18:29 Like, you could have parked anywhere.

1:18:31 It's like it's almost like as a prank or something.

1:18:34 The building played a prank on you.

1:18:36 WOMAN: Why?

1:18:37 ROB: Look, it's as simple as that.

1:18:38 God's telling you to get a new car.

1:18:40 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

1:18:43 OK, I'm someone who is very decisive in life,

1:18:48 and that includes changing my mind very quickly

1:18:52 after I realized I've made the wrong decision.

1:18:54 You know what I mean?

1:18:55 Would that make you still decisive if you change your mind a lot?

1:18:57 Oh, yeah.

1:18:58 STEELO: OK.

1:18:58 Oh, yeah.

1:18:59 You know what I mean?

1:19:00 Make the decision, let's go for it.

1:19:01 This was a mistake, let's do something else.

1:19:03 You know what I mean?

1:19:04 At the last minute.

1:19:05 ROB: That's it.

1:19:05 You know what I mean?

1:19:06 It's like— it's like I can own up to it and realize it.

1:19:09 But what I hate to do is continue on and do something that I know is

1:19:13 wrong or I know I don't want to do who I've had a change of mind,

1:19:17 yet I allow it to continue to go on.

1:19:20 Are you guys the same?

1:19:22 I've definitely had those moments where I'm like,

1:19:24 I'm in it and I'm just committed to my wrong decision at that point.

1:19:26 I'm like, there's no turning back.

1:19:27 I have to commit to this wrong decision.

1:19:28 I'm with you.

1:19:29 If you in too deep, like, you gotta play it off.

1:19:30 No going back sometimes.

1:19:31 You just gotta ride it out.

1:19:33 Hey, hey, everybody in this category, they're switching on a dime.

1:19:37 Take a look at On Second Thought.

1:19:39 [APPLAUSE] Do you get stopped doing a hundred?

1:19:44 You [BLEEP] cut me off.

1:19:45 I should [BLEEP] knock you the [BLEEP] out.

1:19:47 Actually, I'll probably get my ass kicked.

1:19:48 Hey, the logic kicked in so quick.

1:19:51 He came out with, like, what he could do,

1:19:52 and he's like, well, [BLEEP], I'm actually gonna get stomped out here.

1:19:55 STEELO: Look at the fist.

1:19:57 He knew.

1:19:58 I've never done this before.

1:20:00 That felt awkward.

1:20:01 I probably won't go out tonight just because I legitimately haven't slept.

1:20:06 Your [BLEEP] face right now.

1:20:08 WOMAN: Why don't we just see?

1:20:09 OK, guys, I could be convinced to go out.

1:20:12 OK.

1:20:13 She took the glasses off and said, all right, we're in it.

1:20:16 The glasses came off, and she came back to Rachel.

1:20:18 You know what I'm saying?

1:20:19 OK, no, no, I go out.

1:20:20 I go out.

1:20:21 Because I legitimately haven't slept.

1:20:24 WOMAN: Your [BLEEP] face right now.

1:20:25 Why don't we just see?

1:20:26 OK, guys, I could be convinced to go out.

1:20:28 They didn't even have a chance to try to convince her.

1:20:30 She convinced herself.

1:20:32 ROB: What you doing in there?

1:20:34 WOMAN: Excuse me, sir.

1:20:36 I'm allergic.

1:20:37 I'm allergic to this.

1:20:40 I was just taste testing it.

1:20:41 Man, I love the idea of, like, you can't blame me.

1:20:44 It's not in my mouth.

1:20:45 I don't know where that came from.

1:20:46 I thought it was a sample.

1:20:47 WOMAN: Excuse me, sir.

1:20:49 STEELO: He spit it out so quick.

1:20:53 Oh, that's hilarious.

1:20:54 MAN: Here's a warhead, Clara.

1:20:55 ROB: You could lose a soul with a Warhead.

1:20:57 I like it.

1:20:58 MAN: Put in your mouth.

1:20:59 ROB: Oh, no, you don't, Sarah.

1:21:00 STEELO: He doesn't like her.

1:21:01 That's his stepdaughter.

1:21:03 ROB: OK.

1:21:04 You still like it?

1:21:05 But I don't like it.

1:21:07 Man, do not give a child a Warhead.

1:21:11 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

1:21:12 let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

1:21:14 STEELO: We gonna to have to fly south.

1:21:16 Let's take our ass back inside.

1:21:18 I'm gonna stay north.

1:21:19 LOLO: They all thought the same thing.

1:21:21 ROB: Yeah.

1:21:21 LOLO: We're going in.

1:21:23 Ducks and snow, they don't go together.

1:21:25 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

1:21:27 [APPLAUSE] When you are planning a robbery—- What?

1:21:31 OK.

1:21:32 OK?

1:21:33 What's the number-one thing you gotta do?

1:21:37 Call Jussie Smollett.

1:21:38 No, I'm joking, I'm joking.

1:21:41 I'm joking.

1:21:42 I'm joking.

1:21:43 So you gotta get a ski mask.

1:21:46 Yeah, you gotta get a disguise.

1:21:49 All right, yeah.

1:21:50 A getaway— getaway vehicle.

1:21:52 That's right.

1:21:53 The most important thing is you actually have to get away with the crime.

1:21:57 You know what I mean?

1:21:58 You can't go in there with your gloves and your mask

1:22:00 and your weapon and get to robbing and got no escape plan, OK?

1:22:05 That is everybody in this category, No Getaway Plan.

1:22:08 Take a look.

1:22:10 [APPLAUSE] MAN: Please help me.

1:22:14 MAN: Hold on.

1:22:15 I'm gonna need to film this.

1:22:17 No, you don't need your phone, man.

1:22:20 MAN: I think we do.

1:22:21 Oh, come on.

1:22:22 ROB: Please help me.

1:22:23 STEELO: He can get out, though.

1:22:25 MAN: How long has he been here?

1:22:26 How long you been here?

1:22:27 20 minutes.

1:22:30 Come on.

1:22:31 MAN: We'll let you down.

1:22:32 We'll let you down when you explain why the [BLEEP] are you climbing the fence?

1:22:36 I don't know.

1:22:37 MAN: You don't know?

1:22:38 What are you trying to steal?

1:22:39 No, man.

1:22:39 ROB: I wasn't.

1:22:40 MAN: So you were climbing a fence for fun?

1:22:42 Yeah.

1:22:43 Yeah, I was climbing it for fun.

1:22:45 I reckon I just wanted to test my strength.

1:22:49 CHANEL: Oh, that's splinters all in the crotch.

1:22:51 ROB: Yeah.

1:22:53 You're not getting away, Debbie.

1:22:56 The police officer was trying to help her.

1:22:57 He was like, this way is easier.

1:22:59 Come over here.

1:23:01 You can leave out of the door.

1:23:04 I'm letting you guys go.

1:23:08 ROB: Man, you already know.

1:23:10 Let's see what's in here.

1:23:11 Let me get a little bit of this cash-cash.

1:23:17 Yes, I'm good, yes.

1:23:18 What the [BLEEP] just happened?

1:23:20 Man, he knows that she comes in here, talks casual,

1:23:22 and gets all slippery with her fingers,

1:23:25 and starts pulling out little dollar bills.

1:23:27 And he said, no, I'm putting a camera and a mousetrap.

1:23:30 Let's see if you can talk your way out of this, Cheryl.

1:23:33 STEELO: Oh.

1:23:34 Huh?

1:23:36 Huh?

1:23:37 Huh?

1:23:37 Yeah, no, everything's been going really good.

1:23:39 STEELO: Oh, that's crazy.

1:23:42 ROB: Oh, come on.

1:23:43 MAN: This is a strange prize.

1:23:45 STEELO: Did he get stuck in there, or are they trying to win a baby?

1:23:48 CHANEL: Well, they have another kid that looks the same.

1:23:50 Same outfit.

1:23:51 Just keep it moving.

1:23:53 There's your tethered version.

1:23:54 Leave his ass there.

1:23:56 MAN: What do you have here?

1:23:57 ROB: What do you have?

1:23:58 I've got two of them.

1:24:00 He go the twins to go with his twin brother.

1:24:02 For his brother.

1:24:03 That's kind of cute.

1:24:04 Just let him be a criminal.

1:24:08 You didn't steal anything.

1:24:09 You didn't get in.

1:24:11 And you're stuck.

1:24:13 OK.

1:24:14 What are we doing?

1:24:15 Look, go back.

1:24:16 He's just trying to wake his leg up.

1:24:18 He's been there for like 10 hours.

1:24:20 Oh, 100%.

1:24:21 I want him to go to jail.

1:24:22 We can't.

1:24:23 He didn't steal anything.

1:24:24 He's just trapped in the door.

1:24:25 He's just a really, really bad criminal.

1:24:27 We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

1:24:30 [APPLAUSE] OK, chairs.

1:24:34 They're meant to be sat in.

1:24:35 Yes, they are.