Doctor Reacts To Truly Funny Medical Memes

0:00 Code Meme!

0:01 (upbeat electronic music) Time to react.

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0:05 Peewoop!

0:06 Antacid, (pewoops) dude, I'm tripping balls.

0:10 (laughs) Oh, that's so good.

0:13 (bell dings) Antacids are basically just like chalk calcium

0:18 carbonate just to negate the acid in your stomach.

0:21 Oh my god.

0:22 (upbeat orchestral music) Can you imagine if

0:24 ants were susceptible to calcium in this way?

0:27 They don't have bones.

0:28 Oh my God.

0:29 Do ants have bones?

0:30 Who can I even ask that question to as a human?

0:33 [Sam] They have an exoskeleton.

0:34 Isn't that right?

0:35 But there's no bone.

0:36 Is there spongiform tissue or not?

0:38 Do ants need calcium to live?

0:40 That is the question.

0:42 And I ask that of you, and I hope to see the answer in the comment section.

0:45 When you're trying to stay healthy, but your demons still haunt you.

0:50 Planet, (upbeat orchestral music) Fit-McDonald's?

0:56 (laughs) Fit-arch?

0:59 Fit-double-arch.

1:00 Fit-golden-arch?

1:02 Are you kidding me?

1:03 Oh, (pewoops), hold on.

1:06 Fatass?

1:06 (system error beeps) Fatass?

1:08 (laughs)- [Sam] It's just the Planet Fitness

1:11 logo and the McDonald's is a shadow.

1:14 Oh, I thought there was,

1:15 the McDonald's was casting a shadow in some kind of reasonable way.

1:19 Judgment-free zone, folks, okay?

1:21 Let's relax.

1:22 Everyone's allowed to have a bad meme reaction.

1:24 (Sam laughs) It's not like I misdiagnosed

1:26 a patient or lied about diabetes numbers.

1:29 I'm not naming any names.

1:30 Femur.

1:31 Thoughts on the Femur?

1:33 Couldn't stand not having them.

1:34 (laughs) Yeah, that's a good point.

1:35 My thoughts on the femur, (modem beeps) they kind of look like a lemur.

1:41 (upbeat electronic music) What would you do without me?

1:50 You think they give these away just for fun.

1:51 It's brilliance that earns these.

1:54 (system error beeps) (static fuzzes) Appetizer, main course.

1:59 (modem beeps) But you don't eat the stick.

2:02 Isn't the gum the main course?

2:04 Are you kidding me?

2:06 (laughs) God dammit.

2:06 Don't eat the stick!

2:08 If I had to guess, (upbeat orchestral music) and this is not medical advice,

2:11 I would say it's possible that the stick is biodegradable.

2:14 It feels like it's papery, like a paper straw, like it's gonna collapse.

2:18 And don't use it to pick in your ears or do any other weird stuff.

2:21 It's a sushi kinda night.

2:22 Ah, yes, the salmonella roll.

2:24 (laughs) What is this obsession with eating raw foods?

2:28 We don't want listeria, salmonella, Campylobacter.

2:31 Why are people eating raw cookie dough, raw milk, raw chicken?

2:35 Gross!

2:36 And I say gross only because I'm in fear

2:39 of your health and I don't want you to have

2:41 sepsis and be on the next episode of "The Pitt."

2:44 Don't forget to train your heart to failure too.

2:46 Never skip heart day.

2:48 (laughs) Oh, please don't train your heart to failure.

2:51 Oh my God.

2:52 All I'm thinking about is a type 2 myocardial infarction That's demand ischemia,

2:56 where your heart's working so hard, it can't give enough blood flow to itself.

3:00 The heart needs love too.

3:02 It beats and serves blood to the rest of the body,

3:05 but it also needs some for itself.

3:07 Just like doctors, we help everyone, but we must help ourselves,

3:12 or we will have a type 2 medicoloinfarction.

3:18 Babe, what's wrong?

3:18 You've barely drank your water.

3:20 (laughs) H2O baby, let's go!

3:23 Yeah, don't drink those.

3:24 (laughs) That's not gonna be digestible.

3:27 And whether it's inside or outside of your body remains to be seen,

3:32 my friends from "The Basement Yard" tell me.

3:34 We've seen examples of people drinking urine.

3:35 It doesn't hydrate you at all?

3:37 No.

3:37 Oh, well that completely-- So he-- Dehydrates you worse.

3:39 (static fuzzes) Oh, we're just downloading books through USB now.

3:44 Unfortunately this does not work.

3:45 You know what is our equivalent of a female USB port?

3:50 (upbeat orchestral music) Our eyes, our ears, our senses.

3:54 So let your ports loose and allow them

3:57 to absorb the world for everything it has to offer.

4:00 2026.

4:01 (test screen beeps) 8 am: My body is a temple.

4:04 8 pm: The temple is closed.

4:05 (laughs) I've seen people like this except

4:07 it's 8:00 AM like that, lunch is okay, and then in the evening they go clubbing,

4:12 they go raving, and it all goes out the window.

4:15 Just found the greatest shirt of all time, Sir Rhosis.

4:18 Ah, (laughs) that is actually funny.

4:21 Wow!

4:22 God, I think about all the unnecessary cases

4:24 of cirrhosis that people developed as a result of alcoholism.

4:27 And that makes me sad.

4:29 But it is interesting how they characterized it.

4:32 Just my luck, my 250 million year old salt has expired.

4:37 (Mike laughs) Yeah, everything expires, or at least has a best-by date.

4:41 Not Best Buy the store, but best-by date.

4:45 If you're reading that as a transcription,

4:47 you're probably wondering what I mean.

4:49 And I'm sorry for that, genuinely.

4:51 But I'm not as sorry as Gary Brecka should be when he makes clips like this.

4:56 If you're not sleeping on an organic mattress,

4:58 that's what you need to wear to bed.

4:59 You gotta go♪ (upbeat electronic music)♪ And get him,

5:02 eh, sorry♪- If at first you don't succeed,

5:05 try two more times (upbeat orchestral music)

5:06 so that your failure is statistically significant.

5:09 (laughs) No, no, no.

5:11 If you first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try.

5:14 For every time you see a success, there's so many failures.

5:18 But please, learn from your failures.

5:20 And if you wanna be even a higher tier like S-tier in this regard,

5:24 learn from others' failures so that you could prevent making your own mistakes.

5:28 Unagi.

5:30 A lesson in the importance of unagi.

5:32 (audience laughing) (test screen beeps)- The secret to my strong immune system.

5:36 Ellio's pizza, chocolate reduced-fat milk and a Flintstones

5:40 vitamin and drinking from the hose.

5:42 I will say I think I may have had one of the most unhealthy childhoods ever.

5:47 From drinking lead or rusty faucet in New

5:52 York City parks back in the day was gross.

5:54 Filling up the water balloons (upbeat piano music)

5:56 and then putting my mouth on it was gross.

5:58 My typical lunch after school, eating a mix,

6:01 Costco chicken bake, Costco blueberry muffin, Snickers bar, Arizona iced tea,

6:08 which I tried to make a replacement for Brisk iced tea,

6:14 which had like double the amount of sugar in it.

6:16 That ain't healthy.

6:18 My blood vessels have laid the foundation of unhealthiness for my childhood.

6:23 And Flintstone's vitamins did not help me in that regard.

6:25 And they tasted like powdery grossness.

6:28 Ugh!

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7:32 All right, let's get back to the memes.

7:34 Look at the size of your liver compared to your heart.

7:36 You're designed to drink more and care less.

7:39 Can't argue with science.

7:40 (upbeat piano music) Fact check incoming!

7:42 I know that Hallmark has lied to you all of these years.

7:46 And I'm not just talking about the greeting cards, the frigging channel too.

7:49 The heart does not think.

7:52 That's this guy's job.

7:53 That's why it's the most important organ

7:55 in the body and you can't tell me otherwise.

7:58 Do you know what's cool about the liver?

7:59 Even if you chop it up, it recovers.

8:01 You can regenerate your liver.

8:03 In fact, if you transplant a little tiny piece of liver, it regenerates.

8:07 Pretty cool.

8:08 Student during his first official admission.

8:10 Last night shift in specialty.

8:13 (laughs) Very true.

8:14 Although these people both look like they're experts.

8:17 Just one has a lot more gear on.

8:19 Also these days with computers and AI, we need less stuff in general.

8:23 RFK JR'S Outbreak Steakhouse.

8:25 Honestly the most accurate meme thus far.

8:28 Look at what's happening.

8:29 Look at how many measles cases we have.

8:31 Everywhere he goes, this happens.

8:33 Samoa, here in the US, terrible.

8:36 Me after banging my own chest to stop a heart attack.

8:41 I am healthcare.

8:42 If you have reproducible chest pain, meaning if you press and it hurts,

8:47 that's not usually representative of a cardiac issue.

8:50 That is made worse by activity, by creating more demand,

8:55 more blood flow and there's a blockage.

8:57 But pressing is usually associated with a musculoskeletal condition.

9:01 Not always, but point us in a direction.

9:04 Do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style?

9:07 Hot dog all day long.

9:09 It's perfect fit to slide into the throat.

9:12 If you're trying to create the most slippery tube to have your slide go through,

9:19 you want a lengthy slide, not a girthy slide.

9:22 They're both value size, except one has a thousand.

9:25 How do they squeeze in a thousand in the same size bottle?

9:27 It's pretty impressive.

9:28 "Bro, just come skiing with me.

9:30 Lift tickets cost $150 per day and you can rent skis

9:33 for another $50 and you can get a lesson for another $120.

9:36 It's so fun and your risk of injury is so high.

9:38 Come on bro.

9:39 You won't feel your hands& you'll get a sunburn on your face.

9:41 Bro." Not just a sunburn, so wear sunblock, but a wind burn as well.

9:46 Wind burn is so uncomfortable and underrated.

9:49 People lose their lives skiing.

9:50 Be careful.

9:51 I feel like a angry dad now.

9:53 Rude patients, friendly patients.

9:56 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

9:57 We don't do that kind of stuff.

9:58 We don't base the gauge of the needle based on patients.

10:02 We don't make fun of patients here.

10:03 I know there's some people out there doing that.

10:06 That's not what this channel's about.

10:07 But while I will say, fun fact, we use different gauges for different purposes.

10:11 So imagine you're coming in and you're fluid depleted,

10:13 meaning you don't have enough fluid in your blood vessels.

10:15 So your blood pressure's dropping.

10:16 We want a giant gauge needle because we can put

10:19 a lot of fluids into your blood vessel that way.

10:22 But then on the flip side, if you're getting like a Botox injection,

10:24 you just need a pretty little thin needle

10:26 that doesn't affect you, go to 25 gauge.

10:28 What you studied, what came out of the exam,

10:30 (laughs) and you memorized based on colors.

10:33 Yo, so true.

10:35 Even crazier you would study in the cadaver lab,

10:40 certain pins, pinning certain structures.

10:43 When it came to test day, when you walk in, there's a bunch of cadavers

10:48 with three or four pins in each one, and you have numbers on the pins where you

10:54 walk around and you enter what the structure is.

10:57 But not every vagus nerve looks exactly the same.

11:01 Everyone has slight variability.

11:04 Plus as people play with them, it gets loose.

11:08 So if you think this is a struggle, try doing it in a cadaver lab.

11:11 Late nights at the cadaver lab alone on a rainy night?

11:15 (eerie electronic music) No thank you.

11:16 Never again.

11:17 Her: I'm cold.

11:18 (upbeat orchestral music) Me.

11:19 Oh no.

11:22 Pretend you're studying for the boards.

11:23 Pretend you're in front of a group of people.

11:25 Pretend millions are watching you and it's not just this awkward camera and Sam.

11:29 Okay, focused.

11:30 Her: I'm cold.

11:32 Me: Well breaking dam Jackie Kennedy, blue eye Coke T remote the sky?

11:42 (laughs)- [Sam] You're not far off.

11:45 That was a good first attempt.

11:47 Okay, lemme try once more.

11:48 Hello?

11:50 I'm cold.

11:50 Well, (crickets chirping) flood Kennedy.

11:56 [Narrator] Twelve seconds later.

11:59 Damn Kennedy.

12:01 [Narrator] A few moments later.

12:03 I-- Ugh.

12:05 Coca-Cola T remote the sky?

12:08 [Sam] Getting closer!

12:09 Ah, it hurts so much!

12:11 If I ever get the chance to interview RFK Jr., I'm gonna show him this.

12:16 And if he gets it quick, I will succumb and say he wins.

12:19 Is this easy?

12:20 Are other people gonna get this?

12:22 [Sam] Sound off in the comments if you got it already.

12:24 No, no, no, no.

12:25 (Sam laughs) Don't sound off anywhere.

12:26 I need to know.

12:27 Did you get this?

12:28 Yeah.

12:29 Well, damn, Kennedy, I can't.

12:34 (tape squeaks)- [Narrator] Many unbearable hours later.

12:41 Her: I'm cold.

12:42 Me: well, damn, Kennedy, I can't control the weather.

12:45 [Sam] Well, damn, Jackie.

12:46 (character speaks Japanese)- This isn't even good.

12:48 (Sam laughs) What does this have to do with medicine?

12:50 [Sam] Bring it up with the meme police.

12:53 God, that hurt.

12:54 Just so you're aware, we just burned 30 minutes of footage on this.

12:58 You've heard of Elf on a Shelf?

13:00 Oh no, this is good, I already know it.

13:02 (test screen beeps) You've heard of Elf on a Shelf,

13:04 now get ready for DaVinci and kimchi!

13:10 (bell dings) Yes!

13:12 Probiotic unlocked!

13:13 [Sam] That's another one.

13:14 Probiotic on a robotic.

13:16 Probiotic on a robotic.

13:18 I made one.

13:18 (test screen beeps) You heard of Elf on a Shelf,

13:21 but get ready for skeleton on a Jell-O shot.

13:24 Skelly on a jelly.

13:25 [Sam] Yeah, sure.

13:25 (bell dings) Skeleton on a gelatin.

13:27 Oh, I like skelly on a jelly better.

13:28 [Sam] Skelly on a jelly's better.

13:30 Skelly on a jelly.

13:31 Yeah, we improved the meme.

13:32 (bell dings) What if it was always skelly on a jelly?

13:34 [Sam] Oh, I guess that's true.

13:35 The answer is not on the other side.

13:37 Exactly, there is no answer.

13:38 This isn't a New York Times crossword.

13:40 Tampax ads are getting insane.

13:42 (laughs) Oh no.

13:44 You know that's not how it works, right?

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13:53 And as always, stay happy and healthy.

13:55 (upbeat electronic music)