Maniac on the Track | Psych

0:00 Can you skate?

0:02 And it's looking like we're in for an excruciating

0:05 jam as Maniac cuts through the back like a machete.

0:09 That defense had better get on the DEFENSIVE OR ELSE LOOK OUT BELOW.

0:19 FURMAN AUDITORIUM IS ABOUT TO become the garden

0:22 of beaten and it's misanthropy AROUND THE OUTSIDE.

0:28 DON'T LET HER THROUGH.

0:29 DON'T LET HER THROUGH.

0:30 PICK HER UP.

0:31 PICK HER UP.

0:31 PICK HER UP.

0:32 SOMEBODY PICK HER UP.

0:33 I couldn't have called a better assignment.

0:36 Yeah, right.

0:36 You're a rocket scientist.

0:38 I thought the police had a suspect from the roller derby like a month ago.

0:41 Seven.

0:41 Seven.

0:42 Seven deadly Cinderella.

0:44 Yeah, but it didn't go anywhere.

0:46 What'd you find that got Chief Dick back onto this roller derby?

0:49 Oh, just everything.

0:50 The damage, the hand signals, the scuff marks on the floor were caused

0:54 by 62 mm core composite competition skate wheels.

1:00 Nick wouldn't buy it until I threw in some roller babble.

1:02 Think about it.

1:03 Who better for a smash and grab job than an organized team?

1:08 You think they were all on wheels?

1:09 At least one of them was.

1:11 What makes you so sure it was one of these teams?

1:13 Gus, you want to take this one?

1:17 What?

1:17 Check the schedule.

1:18 These are the only two teams who were

1:19 off on all the nights the breakins occurred.

1:21 We call that detective work.

1:23 It's a rare and beautiful thing.

1:24 My clubbed thumbs.

1:26 I don't know how I'm going to solve this case.

1:28 These women scare me.

1:30 Kidding.

1:30 It's a cake assignment.

1:31 I used to do some security work for the roller derby back in the day.

1:35 Those broads, they knew how to get the job done.

1:36 This is I don't know.

1:37 This is like a fashion show.

1:38 These broads, they can't they don't.

1:40 And that's why we brought you down here, Pop, to hear you say broads repeatedly.

1:44 Why don't you explain to us how all this works?

1:47 All right.

1:47 Look, you see the one with the star in her helmet?

1:49 She's the lead jammer.

1:50 She scores points when she passes the opposing skaters.

1:53 All right.

1:54 Look at her right there.

1:54 The one they call Fox.

1:55 You see, she's reaching down.

1:56 She's up to something.

1:57 See that piece of tape?

1:59 Number 13.

1:59 She's been marked.

2:00 She's going to get hit.

2:01 She's going to be taken down.

2:03 Watch this.

2:03 Watch it.

2:03 HERE IT COMES.

2:06 OH, AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR THE SUICIDE SEATS.

2:10 AND IT'S HAPPY TIMES FOR WESTWOOD WILD AND CAPTAIN DENISE KAMICAZI FOX.

2:18 This is our only chance to snoop around, guys.

2:19 Let's go.

2:20 Dad, you all right?

2:21 HIT HER NOW.

2:22 HIT HER NOW.

2:23 SHE'S DOWN.

2:24 HE'S FINE.

2:24 Would you?

2:28 What are we doing, Sean?

2:30 Well, for starters, we're both growing mustaches very, very slowly.

2:34 But we're also investigating.

2:35 This is Juliet's investigation.

2:37 We're going to blow her cover.

2:38 We need to stay out of her way.

2:39 You're exactly right, Gus.

2:41 Or we do the exact opposite.

2:44 I vote for number two.

2:48 Be my look.

2:49 No.

2:49 There's only a few minutes left, Sean,

2:51 and you want to go on some Worst lookout ever.

4:03 You didn't see the girl walk in?

4:05 I round this corner and there's Maniac and I'm like,

4:08 "Where'd she go?" And she's like,

4:09 "Where'd he go?" She moves pretty good for fresh meat.

4:13 That's totally a compliment.

4:14 Where'd you learn to skate like that?

4:15 Oh, you know, college roller skate team and Santa do.

4:23 That's funny.

4:24 I get it.

4:25 Yeah, the camera.

4:33 Zoom.

4:33 You are learing.

4:35 And if by learing you mean staring oddly in a creepy way,

4:38 yes, but it's for an investigation.

4:41 They're all scraped up from burglarizing.

4:44 Burglarization.

4:45 Burglarism.

4:46 Of course, they're scraped up.

4:47 It's a full contact sport.

4:48 Uh-huh.

4:49 Since when do we get injuries underneath our elbow pads?

4:52 And that's a glass cut on the other one.

4:53 Check it out.

4:59 That's Larry.

5:04 Sean, what are you guys doing here?

5:06 I'm moving on this case.

5:07 I'm pretty sure I found the extra sensory

5:08 vortex in this building where women's locker room,

5:10 which as it happens is a place I've always wanted to hang out.

5:13 So, it's totally a win-win.

5:14 Sean, I get this is how you work,

5:15 but this is not how we are going to be doing things.

5:17 I am the detective, and this is first and foremost a police investigation.

5:20 So, if we are going to be partners, we are going to be doing things my way.

5:23 All kidding aside, I got some serious vibes in there and possibly athletes foot.

5:28 Great.

5:28 I'll check it out and come by your office later.

5:29 But right now, I need you guys to get out of here.

5:32 Is this guy bothering you, maniac?

5:35 Wild Fox, this is I know who this guy is.

5:39 We see gawkers like him all the time around here.

5:42 Really easy to spot.

5:44 There's always one thing off about them.

5:47 Clothes, hair, teeth.

5:50 You just named my three best features.

5:52 Fourth on the list.

5:53 Posture.

5:54 Fifth.

5:55 Elecution.

5:56 Maniac.

5:57 Maniac 19.

5:58 President Pro Tim.

5:59 Maniac fan club.

6:02 This is my vice president.

6:03 Long branch penny whistle.

6:04 I'm just looking to score a little facetime with the maniac here.

6:07 You know, for the blog.

6:09 689 hits and climbing.

6:12 Nothing I can't handle.

6:13 I was just about to give him an interview.

6:14 It was only going to be two words.

6:18 Oh,

6:20 okay.

6:21 Come on.

6:23 I'll see you tonight.

6:24 Bring the outfit.

6:24 One of us might wear it.

6:26 Get lost.

6:39 Oh, Hara.

6:40 Might I have a word in my office?

6:50 Oh, sorry, Chief.

6:52 I have to break these things in.

6:53 And you know how my family is cursed with bad arches, right?

6:56 Please take them off.

6:57 I was just going to suggest that later.

7:03 Did you break somebody's nose?

7:06 Yes, I did.

7:07 Thank you.

7:08 Oh, but it was a clean hit.

7:10 It was actually more of a dislocation.

7:11 You know, it just popped right back in.

7:13 Yeah, she curled into my wingspan, so I was totally justified.

7:17 We're friends now.

7:18 She has a cat.

7:20 I'm concerned for your safety and that this might be a mistake.

7:24 No, no, no.

7:25 It is not a mistake.

7:26 It's actually a very smart call.

7:28 I have found a scad of prior on my suspects.

7:31 aggravated assault, battery.

7:32 Oh, and reckless endangerment.

7:35 So, you're saying putting you in danger is a bonus?

7:37 I'm telling you, I can handle myself.

7:41 I didn't want to do this in the first place.

7:42 And I'll be candid.

7:44 Oh, Hara, you tend to dive in a little too deeply when you go undercover.

7:47 Look, Chief, first off, roller derby is better than therapy.

7:52 If I were into that sort of thing.

7:54 And secondly, these girls, they're not making any money.

7:57 Most of them are paying out of pocket and they

7:59 are all the right element for this kind of behavior.

8:01 Hunches and profiles are not going to keep this thing going.

8:04 I need concrete proof soon and I want every

8:08 single one of those suspects from that security video done.

8:15 Oh.

8:16 Um, this is a typo, right?

8:18 $800 for skates.

8:21 Would it help if I told you the other pairs weren't cute at all?

8:25 Get me results.

8:26 Hurry.

8:37 Yeah.

8:37 This is Maniac.

8:40 Oh, yeah.

8:42 Tonight.

8:46 Yeah.

8:46 I can keep it quiet.

8:49 Okay.

8:50 I'll be there.

8:54 I know you know that I'm not telling the truth.

8:57 I know you know they just don't have any proof.

9:00 Risk the deception.

9:02 Learn how to bend your worst inhibition.

9:05 They'll psych you out in the end.