I Tested The Most UNHINGED Kitchen Gadgets!
Rosanna Pansino
0:00 Have you ever felt like kitchen gadgets are too practical and too boring?
0:05 Well, you're in luck because today we are
0:07 testing the most unhinged kitchen gadgets we could find.
0:11 Some are unhinged, some are depraved, and some are just straight up dangerous.
0:15 They will make you wonder what the hell was the inventor thinking.
0:19 So, are these gadgets delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
0:24 Let's find out and let's get started.
0:28 So Jared, just to let you know, I don't know what any of these gadgets are.
0:32 My team went out and got these to surprise us.
0:34 So we are going to be exploring them together today.
0:37 Am I in danger?
0:39 I don't know.
0:39 I honestly don't know.
0:41 Are we in danger?
0:43 Maybe.
0:43 I I would rather be in danger with no one else.
0:45 Ro,
0:46 thank you.
0:46 What are we bringing out?
0:49 I don't know.
0:49 But we have to keep our eyes closed and then what?
0:51 Something's just going to magically appear
0:53 and then we'll figure it out.
0:54 I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT BEFORE.
0:59 YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES in three, two, one, GO.
1:04 I thought you murdered somebody.
1:07 What?
1:06 I thought you murdered somebody.
1:08 Is this Hey, Ro.
1:10 Everything's going to be a Okay.
1:14 Hey.
1:14 Hey there.
1:15 I see you.
1:16 How would this be a kitchen gadget?
1:17 But what's this thing for?
1:19 There's like literally a square cut out in the middle like or a rectangle.
1:23 You could put butter in it.
1:26 Butter holder.
1:27 Here's your butter.
1:29 Yeah.
1:28 Little butter for the And then found it.
1:31 I can't take it anymore.
1:32 Ro, tell me.
1:33 Tell me.
1:34 It's the cob quickie.
1:35 Hands down.
1:36 The easiest way TO BUTTER YOUR CORN ON THE COB.
1:39 YOU NAILED IT.
1:40 GRAB YOURSELF a fresh stick of butter and go to town on your cob.
1:43 Oh my god, I'm seeing the photo.
1:46 Simply slather your corn from top to bottom.
1:50 It's time to show off.
1:51 Oh my god, this photo.
1:54 It just looks so sexual.
1:56 It's It's very sexual.
1:57 It's $29.99 if you're wondering.
1:59 $29.99.
2:00 And they want you to put the butter in here
2:05 and slab on your knob type mentality
2:08 created by unnecessary inventions.
2:11 Wow.
2:12 We are being told this is actually made to be food safe.
2:15 They are fully sold out because Row is so special.
2:18 They sent you one.
2:20 Yes.
2:20 Thank God I know you because I cannot wait to see this puppy in action.
2:25 Ro, we got to Here you go.
2:26 Get the butter.
2:27 I'm going to hand you this bad boy.
2:29 I'm going to put the butter in place and I put Look.
2:32 See, I cut it to size.
2:34 Wow.
2:34 Ro.
2:35 So, there's the butter.
2:36 I I was going to go like this, but that doesn't work.
2:39 So, you got to do this.
2:40 Go to it.
2:41 Get Go to town, Ro.
2:43 COME ON, RO.
2:44 REALLY?
2:45 COME ON.
2:45 BUTTER IT UP.
2:46 THIS IS TERRIBLE.
2:47 THERE IT IS.
2:47 That's the That's terrible.
2:49 I can't even look at what I'm doing.
2:51 Unhinged kitchen gadget.
2:52 This is unhinged.
2:54 Unhinged kitchen gadgets.
2:55 Here you go, Jared.
2:56 Okay, here we go.
2:58 Hey, can I interest you in some corn?
3:01 Thank you for coming to the restaurant here, sir.
3:03 Oh god, we got some splashing.
3:05 Wow, he must like you.
3:06 HE MUST REALLY LIKE YOU.
3:09 WOW.
3:10 You got to do a spin.
3:11 I have a barbecue and I come over and I'm barbecuing corn and then I'm like,
3:15 "Anybody want a little butter?" And I'm just like, that's so crazy.
3:19 Oh, you want some corn?
3:20 Hang on one second.
3:21 Let me just butter it up for you.
3:23 Could you imagine the lady who sits down is like, oh, unhinged kitchen gadgets.
3:28 My kids are going to love this.
3:33 Oh, whoa.
3:35 Hey, whoa, hey.
3:37 You guys are getting a little too close for comfort over.
3:40 Oh, can I just use more?
3:43 Everything's going to be a okay again.
3:45 I wonder if it could butter anything else.
3:47 Maybe a baguette.
3:49 I'll stay away from that one.
3:52 Can you butter my bread?
3:54 You said it, not me, Ro.
3:56 And the answer is it's a little tougher.
3:59 But you know what?
3:59 As you get to know one another,
4:01 as you guys get to have a couple drinks over at dinner, you guys WHAT WAS THAT?
4:07 WAS THAT MORE BUTTER?
4:10 the row.
4:14 You want to give it a good drive?
4:15 I mean, it's really honestly
4:17 just got to get on there.
4:19 Don't be so rough.
4:21 HEY, DON'T GO SO HARD, BRO.
4:24 I want to get all the butter on there.
4:26 Whoa.
4:27 There's so much butter still left.
4:29 Yeah, I'm not getting, you know,
4:30 I wanted more butter on the bread and it's still in the ham.
4:34 Well, throw throw.
4:34 It's angles.
4:35 Get the bro, you got to know your angles.
4:38 I want to get the butter on there.
4:39 Oh, I see.
4:40 I see.
4:41 Okay.
4:42 Can we interest you in a baguette AFTER YOUR CORNER,
4:46 SIR?
4:46 Thank you so much for coming to the restaurant.
4:52 This is a home run.
4:54 Do you like this thing?
4:56 Do I like it OR DO I LOVE IT?
4:58 I MEAN, here's the thing.
5:00 As a guy, like with like a little bro sensibility,
5:03 a little bro humor, this is a hilarious gift.
5:06 I will say to its credit, the butter stayed in there the whole time.
5:09 I thought it was going to fall out.
5:11 I was like, "Funny little gag gift.
5:12 It's just going to not work." But it's still in there.
5:15 It did what it promised.
5:17 Delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged.
5:22 Unhinged.
5:22 I think it's delightfully deranged.
5:23 This is delightful.
5:25 This made everybody in the room laugh and smile.
5:27 We did butter our baguettes and our corn.
5:30 It did do what it was.
5:31 It said it would.
5:32 And the butter stayed in.
5:33 Yep.
5:34 you.
5:34 We were going pretty rough on that thing.
5:36 And it's extremely deranged.
5:39 It's extremely delightfully deranged, bro.
5:45 Yeah, THAT'S A MILLION BUCKS.
5:46 THAT IDEA IS A MILLION BUCKS.
5:48 I JUST WANT TO SAY before we open our eyes,
5:49 the team was really giggly when they dropped whatever this is off at the table.
5:53 So, we're going to open our eyes in three,
5:55 two, one.
5:58 Wow.
5:58 These go perfect with your butter holder.
6:02 WOW.
6:03 THESE LOOK LIKE CONDOMS.
6:04 I'm going to guess they're wine condoms cuz
6:06 they say wine and they look just like condoms.
6:09 Wine condoms.
6:11 These are condoms for the top of your wine.
6:14 Probably
6:14 for the top of your
6:15 You know when you like open a bottle of wine,
6:16 you're like, I'm going to save this for tomorrow,
6:18 but you only have like 2 three days with a bottle of red when you leave.
6:21 Right.
6:21 Right.
6:21 I think you can plug the top with a condom.
6:24 Or do you fill them up like water balloons?
6:27 It's a really good go.
6:28 Do you fill You could you could fill them up like water balloons.
6:32 You could put the wine, fill them up, and then have balloons,
6:35 and then whenever you wanted to drink it, you could just Stop.
6:38 We're going to make our own product, bro.
6:39 Stop sharing your ideas with everybody else.
6:42 Okay, for real, let's find out what it is.
6:43 A WINE CONDOM.
6:44 I AM ON FIRE.
6:46 I AM ON FIRE TODAY.
6:47 Unhinged gadgets were made for the unhinged boy.
6:50 And it's a wine condom.
6:51 This protective wine covering was invented by a mother's son duo.
6:54 Weird.
6:55 Uh who set out to create a fun yet effective novelty gift.
6:59 It's sure to put a smile on an awkward
7:01 expression on even the most uptight wine snob's face.
7:04 It's 149797.
7:07 Whoa.
7:08 1497.
7:08 Very specific and weird.
7:10 I want to meet the wife and son or the THE THE DAUGHTER AND THE SON.
7:15 What store were they operating before this took off?
7:18 I have no idea.
7:19 You do it to preserve this?
7:21 Yeah.
7:21 Yeah.
7:21 I mean, it rips kind of like I mean
7:23 it's so small.
7:26 It's so small, Jared.
7:27 Look at how small it is.
7:29 Hey, NOT EVERY BOTTLE'S A MAGNUM.
7:34 ALL RIGHT,
7:36 this is really teeny.
7:39 Wait, I work.
7:40 We got to make sure that we've had some.
7:43 What video would be a video if we didn't have a couple drinks on us?
7:47 Yeah.
7:47 Cheers, Ro.
7:49 Yes.
7:52 Nice.
7:52 Oh, that's pretty good wine.
7:52 You know, I'm going to want to save that for later.
7:54 Yeah.
7:55 We're just going to put this Oh.
7:58 Oh, act like you've been here before.
8:02 I haven't used A CONDOM IN
8:04 HELL YEAH.
8:09 Over 20 years.
8:12 I'm a little rous.
8:13 Safe drinking is better drinking, people.
8:16 It's been a minute.
8:17 Oh my god.
8:19 Wait, is that on?
8:21 What's the Oh,
8:22 there.
8:22 Oh.
8:23 Oh, it kind of bubbled up, too.
8:24 It added a little length on the top.
8:26 Can we Can we make a a a balloon though of it of wine?
8:30 You really want to do that, huh?
8:31 Yeah, I really do.
8:32 I think it would be really fun.
8:34 Here's the thing.
8:35 Let's see how Let's see if Let's see if anybody's getting pregnant.
8:40 Oh, that's safe.
8:41 That's safe.
8:42 Wa!
8:42 That's really working.
8:43 Hey, that's safe.
8:44 Go full upside down.
8:45 Go full upside down.
8:46 What is this?
8:46 A Dairy Queen.
8:47 Yeah.
8:47 Yeah.
8:48 Yeah.
8:48 Yeah.
8:49 Whoa.
8:51 Okay, they work.
8:52 And you never want to double up cuz that's where you can
8:55 get friction and that's where you can What's the quote from Mean Girls?
8:58 Use the condoms or you'll die.
9:03 Yeah, it's good advice.
9:03 Yeah.
9:04 Like for $14.
9:05 15 almost.
9:06 $15.
9:07 This is a lot.
9:08 I mean, it's funny.
9:09 It's a It's more than a regular condom, isn't it?
9:11 I'll tell you what, if you bring this out at a party,
9:14 there's a 99% shot you're the first person to show anybody this ever.
9:19 That's funny.
9:19 Moment of truth.
9:20 Yep.
9:20 Is it delightfully deranged or is it unforgivably unhinged?
9:25 It's strange, but I think it's unhinged.
9:27 It's just too expensive.
9:28 Hell no.
9:29 Hell no.
9:30 Hell no.
9:31 Hell no.
9:33 It's not what you want to be hearing when you're putting the condom on.
9:40 Three, two, one, go.
9:43 What the heck kind of trucker mug did you bring?
9:46 What is it?
9:46 It's a cozy kind of What the heck?
9:49 a cozy.
9:50 This looks like some kind of hospital equipment.
9:52 This looks like your heart stopped and we need to get you onto something ASAP.
9:56 It looks like maybe it floats or like
9:58 you breathe out of this like a scuba thing.
10:00 Like a
10:01 bro, this is us telling you that this is your new CPAT machine.
10:08 Bro, this is what you're going to be wearing during sleep time.
10:10 What does this do?
10:11 I don't know.
10:12 I'm so confused.
10:13 We got to guess.
10:14 Um,
10:15 it's called Kong.
10:16 Is this some kind of like really fancy koozie for my beer?
10:20 I hope it's a koozie cuz it feels like koozie.
10:24 Oh, Ro, this isn't even the first one.
10:26 This is the Kong 2.0.
10:30 Oh, this combination can insulator and beer pong will elevate your game day.
10:34 Perfect for tailgates, it keeps your drink cold, pours fast,
10:37 and brings the party right to your parking lot.
10:40 It's 1999.
10:41 So, look look what I'm learning.
10:43 Kind of a makeshift mug handle.
10:46 So, if you wanted to, you could throw this whole bad boy in.
10:49 I've got a makeshift mug handle in a koozie.
10:51 I mean,
10:52 that's extra.
10:53 That doesn't even That comes extra.
10:55 Let's try it.
10:57 Oh my god.
10:58 This is science.
10:59 This is science and I'm just a drinker.
11:01 Yeah.
11:02 This is This is a lot.
11:03 You got to think about a lot of stuff here.
11:05 You hold that.
11:05 Okay.
11:06 I'm going to hold this.
11:06 I'm going to take a You're going to go high.
11:07 I'm going to go low.
11:08 I'm going to go high.
11:09 3 2 1 High.
11:15 OH.
11:14 SO, IT'S ONLY 1999.
11:18 Oh my gosh, this is terrible.
11:21 NO, I JUMPED it all.
11:23 We're going to need a mop on aisle 7.
11:26 I want my money back.
11:27 You're going to need new shoes, too.
11:30 Yeah.
11:31 I mean, I kind of like how they smell.
11:36 Wow.
11:36 Okay, so we've learned some things since the last mistake.
11:41 Yes.
11:40 Not well designed.
11:41 It's really hard to tell if it's screwed in correctly, which it was not.
11:45 We believe it is now, which is on me.
11:48 Mhm.
11:48 Well,
11:49 it's on me, Ro.
11:50 Honestly, after you have a beer, I don't think I'd be able to get that on there.
11:53 On me, cuz my tension.
11:56 Okay.
11:56 But we have it screwed on.
11:57 We have it screwed on.
11:58 So, we're going to try this again.
11:59 So, here's what you're going to do.
12:01 I'm going to unscrew now.
12:03 You're going to go a little up.
12:05 I'm going to go a little down.
12:07 Little.
12:10 Okay.
12:09 Little.
12:09 Two.
12:10 One.
12:10 Little little little little.
12:15 That kind of worked.
12:17 Yeah, you can still just get a funnel.
12:18 Yeah, you could just get a funnel.
12:19 And honestly, this cozy I'm not a fan of it.
12:22 You can't set your drink down.
12:24 And it doesn't even cozy your whole beer.
12:27 What the hell?
12:28 There's a good idea somewhere inside of this, but I'm
12:31 not sure this is necessary for anyone yet.
12:35 I feel like if you're looking to chug a beer that quickly,
12:37 you could funnel it like an old school college party.
12:40 It feels weird that the hose comes out the bottom.
12:42 It in my brain, I feel like it should be out the side or something.
12:45 Like this feels like you're just asking for more
12:47 of a mess than you are for like chugging a beer.
12:50 Yeah.
12:50 Yeah, agreed.
12:51 I don't love it.
12:52 Especially for the price,
12:53 which means we got to figure out this answer, which we think we know it.
12:56 Yeah.
12:56 Delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged.
13:01 According to my allegiance, the correct answer to this problem is hell no.
13:07 Hell no.
13:07 Hell no.
13:08 Honestly, that was the perfect response we could have had for that.
13:12 Yeah, according to our calculations, it's a hell no for us, dog.
13:15 3, two, one, go.
13:20 Just more condoms that I don't know about.
13:22 Okay, this just looked like a mold.
13:24 Like,
13:25 this is a mold that we craved.
13:26 But then, Jared, this looks so inappropriate.
13:28 This looks like um these things that I saw that on it was actually a Try Guys.
13:34 I know what you're talking about.
13:34 White Christmas episode where it the these are a toy
13:39 an adult uh toy in which you um you um
13:45 um you can look it up, but do you know that they offer different sizes?
13:49 Why would why would you why
13:51 I think cold is the least of your concerns with this.
13:52 Why would why would you want to ice there?
13:55 I'm not sure that the cold is going to matter.
13:57 I don't I don't I don't want to look cold.
14:00 What I got was teeth.
14:04 You're going to have to say I can't believe this is real.
14:07 Butt plug ice cube tray.
14:10 One more time for the people in the back.
14:14 Butt.
14:13 Butt plug ice cube tray.
14:16 Butt plug ice cube tray.
14:18 That's what she's doing.
14:19 I'm like turning red.
14:21 Bring happiness to your bachelor parties or other events.
14:25 Bachelor parties.
14:27 Prank.
14:28 Oh, they're a prank.
14:29 Ice cube trays.
14:31 They add a touch of humor to every drink.
14:34 These ice cubes can these ice cubes make
14:37 the atmosphere can make the atmosphere more lively and entertaining,
14:40 creating a fun and relaxed environment for everyone.
14:44 Can I tell you something?
14:45 This started as a fun little joke for somebody,
14:48 their biggest demo is going to be sex parties.
14:50 If I went to a bachelor party, nine dudes at a lakehouse,
14:53 and somebody pulled this out, I'd be deeply concerned.
14:58 So, Ro, they gave you butt plugs and they gave me frozen smiles.
15:03 And these are dentures aren't just for grandpa anymore.
15:06 Freeze up a batch of frozen smiles and drop them into any glass.
15:09 They're the ice cubes that grin right back at you.
15:12 Why?
15:12 $13.
15:14 So, we made rose butt plugs first.
15:16 Yes.
15:16 Jared, which one would you like?
15:17 We have a small, medium, or large.
15:19 Whatever.
15:20 I will take the small, please.
15:23 There you are.
15:24 I'll take this medium one.
15:25 That looks kind of cool.
15:27 And then
15:28 COKE ZERO TO WASH IT DOWN.
15:30 YES.
15:30 Let's see how it looks in a drink.
15:32 I mean, is it going to float though if it's ice cube or Oh, it'll float.
15:36 Or is it just going to sit there?
15:38 Oh, wow.
15:38 Yours went upside down.
15:39 You went head up, huh?
15:41 Yeah, because it's I think it's just kind of Whoa.
15:46 Mine went kind of sideways up all of a sudden.
15:49 You know what's kind of weird is that um you can't really see what it is.
15:53 Oh, you can see Well, yours is your yours.
15:55 Yes, you can.
15:55 You can make mine out totally.
15:58 Yeah.
15:59 So,
15:59 this one, not so much.
16:02 Cheers.
16:02 You know anybody at this party?
16:03 It's a weird vibe in here.
16:05 It's definitely a weird vibe in here.
16:08 Yeah,
16:08 mine were great.
16:08 Let's see how Jared's did.
16:11 Okay, we've got our teeth.
16:12 And we've done some that are just regular ice
16:15 and then some that were awesomely decorated to look like teeth.
16:19 Isn't that cool?
16:19 So, it's with like uh coconut milk.
16:22 So, this part is just white and then this part
16:26 was dyed with a little bit of food coloring.
16:28 This actually looks amazing.
16:30 This is amazing.
16:31 Can I tell you for a gag gift,
16:33 this is fun because you're doing it for a whole I mean,
16:36 you only have four at a time here.
16:39 But if you were like, "Oh, you turned 65 and this was the ice." This is
16:43 like a fun theme ice for the right kind of party.
16:46 Yeah, it is funny.
16:47 I like that.
16:48 Yeah.
16:48 Okay.
16:49 Let's pour it right on top of the uh Yeah.
16:51 Let's see what this looks like.
16:56 Oh,
16:56 I want to see how it like does it read inside the bubbly.
16:58 You can't really make it out in the bubbly.
17:00 No, I can't really tell what it is anymore.
17:03 Cheers.
17:05 Ooh, it was funny until it was gone.
17:07 And because this is a silicone mold,
17:09 you can also use it to make like different desserts and treats.
17:13 So, we even put some little chocolate in there.
17:17 Oh, white chocolate.
17:18 and some candy melts.
17:19 Look at that.
17:19 Those look like teeth.
17:21 Wait, this looks amazing.
17:23 And the fact that you get this as a bonus on top of getting to make the ice.
17:27 Let me see how you look.
17:31 Okay, it doesn't I can't do it.
17:35 I'm biting into it.
17:38 That really But that raises THE VALUE TO ME.
17:41 Be careful, bro.
17:42 I'm joking.
17:44 Don't Don't choke on the teeth, bro.
17:46 Jared, what do you think about these molds?
17:47 Are they delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
17:53 Okay, I'm going to separate these a little.
17:54 Okay, for the teeth, I'm on board.
18:02 It's a long cheers.
18:03 I wasn't expecting, but I'm I'm on board.
18:05 That was a lot.
18:06 I think it's I think it's funny.
18:08 I think you get multiple uses with ice, with chocolate.
18:10 The chocolate was delicious.
18:12 I'm all on board.
18:13 I'm not going to judge the butt plug thing, but it's clearly unhinged.
18:17 Yeah, it's definitely unhinged, but if it's for you, you're unhinged.
18:22 Yeah.
18:22 Uh, congrat go.
18:23 It's well made.
18:25 Uh, but for me,
18:28 hell no.
18:29 Hell no.
18:29 That was really polite for the the butt plug one.
18:33 It was like, hell no.
18:37 Three, two, one, open.
18:40 Oh, yeah.
18:40 Those look like J's to me.
18:42 Hero, you're under arrest.
18:47 Or am I promoted?
18:49 I feel like I'm
18:52 They've got Jade look and vibe with a little toothpick at the end.
18:57 This is awesome.
18:59 It's a candle.
18:59 These are candles.
19:00 These are birthday cake joint candles.
19:02 It's your birthday, Snoop Dog.
19:03 Happy[ __] birthday.
19:04 Oh my gosh.
19:04 Or like happy 420.
19:06 You could make a little cake and put these in here.
19:08 I'm ready to review.
19:09 Me, too.
19:10 Me, too.
19:10 Okay.
19:11 Yeah.
19:14 Lit.
19:13 It's called lit.
19:15 I like these.
19:16 Take your celebration to a higher level with Fred's lit candles.
19:23 Yep.
19:22 Cast and finish to look like perfectly rolled doobies.
19:26 These party candles will be the finishing touch on any freshly baked cake.
19:31 $9.
19:33 N bucks to get a little
19:35 Totally worth it.
19:36 These are cute.
19:37 This is fun.
19:37 There's got a paper texture to it.
19:39 You can feel the f like this feels like a joint.
19:42 This is well made.
19:43 Happy 420 to you.
19:47 Happy 420 to you.
19:50 Happy 420.
19:52 Happy 420.
19:54 Happy 420 to you.
19:58 We have to make a wish.
20:00 Oh, definitely.
20:01 Okay.
20:03 Ready?
20:04 Yes.
20:05 Yeah.
20:05 Just remember these are just regular brownies.
20:08 Just regular brownies.
20:09 Mhm.
20:10 Fun candles.
20:12 Mhm.
20:11 That is such a good brownie, bro.
20:13 Yes.
20:14 You know why we're here.
20:15 Delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged.
20:19 Delightfully deranged.
20:23 Yeah, I brought the toys today.
20:27 Wa!
20:28 This was fun.
20:29 Three, two, one, go.
20:32 What kind of CPAT machine is this?
20:34 How many seat MACHINES DO YOU NEED TO SHOW ME, RO?
20:38 What am I looking?
20:40 Presto hot dogger.
20:41 Hot dogger.
20:42 Does it cook a hot dog?
20:43 I think it cooks like nine.
20:45 What kind of
20:46 I think this this looks like it's carrying nine hot dogs and like a cryofreeze.
20:51 And we're going to wake up the hot dogs when technology can make them better.
20:56 I'm scared of this.
20:57 This is insane looking.
20:59 I am afraid of this.
21:00 I don't like the big spikes.
21:02 They scare me.
21:03 And I don't know why.
21:04 I just look at them.
21:05 They're They're like They're I don't even know how.
21:08 Have no fear, Ro.
21:08 You're talking to a GIZZY GOBLIN.
21:11 I LOVE A HOT DOG.
21:14 Like like like the look that looks crazy.
21:18 This looks like a science experiment.
21:19 This looks like a guy tase you.
21:21 This looks like a torture room.
21:23 You know where you go in there and then they close it and it kills you.
21:26 Like a saw.
21:27 Like this is from Saw.
21:29 God, this plug looks so old.
21:32 It looks like 100 years old.
21:33 It looks like a retro like it it looks dirty almost.
21:37 This piece looks This piece looks like it was in my elementary school.
21:40 I'm 35.
21:44 I'm 40 and this Look at the tape.
21:46 Look at the tape.
21:48 It's This looks like you found this at grandpa's
21:50 house and grandpa's been dead for 2 weeks.
21:53 I think we might have got this on eBay or a garage sale
21:57 and you didn't get it on Amazon.
21:59 This is not something This is Gracel was a good joke there by the way.
22:03 Did you like that?
22:04 I like that.
22:05 I'm ready.
22:05 Okay.
22:06 It's called the Presto Hot Dogger.
22:08 This is a vintage gadget from the '7s.
22:10 We freaking nailed that.
22:11 THAT COOKS FIVE HOT dogs in 60 seconds by electrocuting them.
22:19 This is a torture device.
22:20 This is an electric chair.
22:21 We are so good at calling this.
22:23 I got more to reading.
22:26 It but by electrocuting them.
22:29 It features metal spikes that pierce the ends
22:32 of the hot dogs to act as electrodes.
22:34 The device has no switches, so turns on immediately UPON PLUGGING IN.
22:40 THAT'S CRAZY.
22:42 Theity can cause arching and sparking if the hot dogs are improperly placed.
22:49 Ro, it is by far the most expensive thing we've reviewed today.
22:54 Coming in at $80.99.
22:57 $80 to electrocute hot dogs,
23:00 potentially burn your house down or taser your kids.
23:04 81 bucks.
23:04 Think of the time you're saving.
23:06 Can you imagine THAT YOU'RE ON VACATION?
23:07 HONEY, DID you bring the hot doger?
23:09 I need ME FIVE GIZZIES IN 60 seconds now.
23:14 LIKE, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE FIVE AND 60?
23:16 WHAT ARE YOU, A RESTAURANT?
23:17 I DON'T What is this?
23:19 Why can't you just slap them on a grill?
23:20 Take 2 seconds.
23:22 Like, this is stupid.
23:24 We got to load this up.
23:25 I got to see this bad boy.
23:26 Boy, I got to see this puppy in action.
23:28 I I'm terrified.
23:29 Well, I'm here to protect you.
23:30 I'm very scared.
23:31 Let me handle Let me Let me be the gloozy handler.
23:33 Okay.
23:33 Um
23:34 I need you as observational report.
23:36 Okay.
23:36 I'm I'm very scared.
23:38 Okay.
23:38 I'm going in.
23:39 It said if they're cold.
23:40 No, I'm just kidding.
23:42 I'M JUST KIDDING.
23:43 I COULDN'T SAY NO.
23:45 I'M SORRY.
23:46 OKAY.
23:47 PLUGGED IN.
23:47 IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN.
23:49 I'm sorry.
23:50 But what if I was like THIS IS WRONG.
23:53 THIS SCARES ME.
23:55 This is so messed up looking.
23:57 I'm sorry.
23:58 Whoever invented this is messed up in the head.
24:00 For sure.
24:01 Yeah, for sure.
24:01 Probably been dead for a while.
24:03 I hate to say that, but for sure.
24:06 We got our wieners leaning.
24:08 Yep.
24:08 They're nice and rounded.
24:09 Just like that.
24:11 Okay.
24:11 Just like the picture.
24:12 I know.
24:12 This is This is so crazy.
24:14 I feel like I'm giving hot dogs a cat scan.
24:16 Don't move for the next 45 minutes.
24:21 Okay.
24:21 Okay.
24:22 It looks like that.
24:23 All right, Ro, TAKE A STEP BACK.
24:25 DADDY'S GOT TO GO.
24:26 OH MY GOSH.
24:28 As soon as you start.
24:28 Okay, I got the timer.
24:29 We're going to cook it for Yep.
24:31 Yep.
24:32 Ready?
24:35 Go.
24:33 Go.
24:33 Okay.
24:35 Oops.
24:35 Oops.
24:36 I did 30 minutes.
24:37 Um, I'm so sorry.
24:38 That's okay.
24:39 Just we'll stop at 28:30.
24:40 Wait, wait, wait.
24:41 At first glance, doesn't seem like anything's happening.
24:44 So, we're going to trust this process.
24:46 I think in about a minute 30, we're going to have some Gizzy goblins.
24:50 It's steaming up in there.
24:52 Do you smell anything?
24:53 Do you hear anything?
24:55 That sounds like a mosquito killer.
24:57 Like, three, two, one.
25:01 One more.
25:01 Oh, wait.
25:02 One more.
25:02 Three, two, one.
25:05 Gobble.
25:06 Let's just chill on that.
25:07 There might be electrication running through the veins of the thing.
25:10 Yeah.
25:10 Let it air out, you know, or what?
25:12 Or, you know, let the uh let I don't know how how electric Jared,
25:19 you really snugged that thing in there.
25:21 I was like, "Put this on so it doesn't connect with you." Um, all right.
25:26 It's been 45 minutes.
25:27 Your MRI looked great.
25:28 Let's check in on the results.
25:30 We're supposed to pull from here.
25:34 THOSE ARE STEAMING BAD BOYS.
25:37 OH, THEY smell like OH MY GOD, THEY smell like That is terrible.
25:46 I was I was going to TRY ONE.
25:48 I'M NOT EATING THEM.
25:48 I'M NOT EATING.
25:49 THAT SMELLS like electric.
25:51 That smells like electricity.
25:56 Bad.
25:56 That smells like a You know when you drive
25:57 by an old car and their muffler's letting out smoke?
26:01 That's what that smells like.
26:03 That smells so bad.
26:04 Smells unled gasoline.
26:05 I got to try it for the sake of the fans, right?
26:08 Let's go for this one maybe.
26:09 Yeah, maybe that one cuz these two NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
26:17 I'M SO SORRY.
26:19 SORRY.
26:19 I am afraid to touch the little tips cuz those were electrocutions.
26:23 So, okay.
26:26 It's hot.
26:26 Is it real hot?
26:27 It's real hot.
26:27 Here.
26:28 Here.
26:28 Here.
26:28 Okay.
26:29 They They electrocuted.
26:31 Wo.
26:32 Wo.
26:32 It's kind of burnt in the hole.
26:34 Look at the Look at the hole.
26:35 Let's check the hole.
26:36 Let's check the hole.
26:37 The hole that the spike was in.
26:38 It's like burnt.
26:40 OH, WHAT?
26:40 YOU'VE NEVER ELECTROCUTED your hot dog before?
26:43 Soft kids.
26:43 THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO ELECTROCUTE five gizzies in 60 seconds.
26:47 You freaking losers.
26:48 All right.
26:50 All right.
26:52 I'm going to eat out of this electrocuted hot dog.
26:55 Oh my gosh.
26:56 From 1970.
26:57 The wieners are also from 1970.
26:59 They are not mine.
27:01 Here we go.
27:02 Oh god.
27:14 Does it taste Does it taste barbecued?
27:17 Does it taste grilled?
27:18 Does it taste boiled?
27:20 Does it taste kind of boiled?
27:23 It tastes kind of boiled.
27:25 Tastes Does it taste electrocuted?
27:28 Yes.
27:29 Like Yes.
27:29 Does it taste like if you took a weenie and you threw it at an electric fence?
27:33 Yes.
27:33 And it
27:34 So, here's the thing.
27:34 You know the skin of a hot dog when it's boiled,
27:36 it's like sometimes off a little.
27:38 Yeah.
27:38 Yeah.
27:38 It's like that time stone.
27:41 Take that times 10.
27:43 Okay, guys.
27:44 So, you guys weren't having very good barbecues in the 70s, and that's okay.
27:49 That's okay.
27:50 This doesn't taste good.
27:53 Wa!
27:54 Oh, man.
27:54 Oh, that smells awful.
27:56 The the hole that
27:57 it matches the taste.
28:00 Oh, I don't like that.
28:01 It tastes skinny.
28:02 Like skiny e
28:04 like uh like r like real eating electrocuted skin.
28:10 Yeah.
28:10 Yeah.
28:11 Okay.
28:11 Well,
28:12 thanks for having me, Big Dog.
28:13 YEAH.
28:13 THANKS FOR COMING.
28:14 THANKS FOR COMING OVER.
28:15 Do you need a beer?
28:17 Oh, yeah.
28:17 I'll take a beer.
28:18 Yeah, let's have a beer.
28:19 Let me tell you what goes better with a hot dog than a beer.
28:24 Nothing.
28:23 So, this little uh kitchen gadget.
28:25 Do you think this is delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
28:30 Hell no.
28:34 It's exactly how I feel about it.
28:36 Yeah, it's unhinged, you guys.
28:37 Five hell nos for five burnt hot dogs.
28:39 This is absolutely insane.
28:41 So unsafe.
28:42 It smells terrible.
28:43 I'm If you end up in the hospital, just send me the bill.
28:46 My bad.
28:48 I'm glad we did this.
28:51 When can I open my eyes?
28:52 All right, open your eyes in three, two, one, go.
28:57 Oh, what?
28:58 What is this?
28:59 These look like utters.
29:00 Oh, you know what?
29:02 Little utters.
29:03 It's utters.
29:03 You know what comes out?
29:04 Probably batter for like for for pancakes.
29:08 You know, Swirly make those.
29:10 Oh, I thought you were going to say you put it
29:11 on top of a little milk bottle for your little child.
29:14 Oh, yeah.
29:14 Well, maybe.
29:16 And then and then they could share with their siblings.
29:18 All right.
29:18 Well, you know what it actually is?
29:20 What is it?
29:20 It's a milk udder lid.
29:22 I actually nailed it.
29:24 It's a twist on cap for your milk.
29:27 Are you kidding me?
29:29 That's weird.
29:30 You're going to let your milk ride through that into the little
29:33 udder and then you're going to splash it into your little mouth.
29:35 I'm so ready for this.
29:36 Well, you know what, Jared?
29:37 I need a little milk in my coffee.
29:39 Who doesn't?
29:41 So,
29:41 uddter up.
29:42 Yeah.
29:42 So, the picture, look,
29:44 you just put it on like the cap and then
29:46 I think you can pour it like through the utters.
29:49 No milk will be poured udderless ever again.
29:53 Is it tight enough?
29:54 Let me see.
29:56 I I mean, I don't want to break the udder here.
29:57 Let's Okay, let's let's see.
29:59 How much milk do you Oh.
30:01 Oh.
30:02 Is that good enough for you?
30:04 Do you like a little more milk in your coffee?
30:06 Maybe a little more.
30:06 Maybe a little bit more.
30:08 There you go.
30:10 That is THAT IS SHOCKINGLY FUN.
30:14 HERE, let me give it a try.
30:15 All right,
30:15 go for Oh.
30:16 Oh, jeez.
30:17 You got to watch all the utters.
30:18 It's not just one or two here.
30:20 It's a LOT TO MANAGE.
30:21 YEAH, THERE'S FOUR OF THEM.
30:22 THERE'S THERE'S There's There's a lot going on here,
30:26 bro.
30:26 If you squeeze the box, I think it starts to shoot out.
30:29 So, it could probably be bitter.
30:31 Oh, no.
30:33 I don't know if that was better.
30:35 Okay, hang on.
30:36 Should I aim?
30:37 Yeah.
30:37 Yeah.
30:41 YOU SAID IT WAS UNHINGED TODAY, BABY.
30:45 Does this delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
30:48 The verdict is in.
30:51 Delightfully deranged.
30:53 YEAH, WE GOT PROPS THIS TIME.
30:57 OH, it's got milk on the banners.
30:59 And that's a party.
31:01 And open your eyes in three, two, one, go.
31:05 What the hell is this, Ro?
31:07 What kind of bong did you buy me?
31:11 What kind of leg recovery system did you buy me?
31:15 It's a Okay, first off, it's a backpack or it's like a baby Bejorn.
31:21 Look, maybe you wear it like this and people can drink.
31:24 Oh, I've seen you.
31:24 You work at the juice place.
31:29 This is insane.
31:30 This is fun.
31:33 You would be a hit at a tailgate if you were walking around shop.
31:36 This is what we needed for the beer thing.
31:38 This is amazing.
31:39 What is this for?
31:40 I think it's for booze.
31:41 I like this.
31:42 Me, too.
31:43 This is fun.
31:44 Okay.
31:45 What is that?
31:45 Is that too loose?
31:46 I feel like I'm ready for the airport.
31:47 This is amazing.
31:49 For safety.
31:50 Look at this.
31:50 You get a belt.
31:51 Strap me in.
31:52 Are you kidding?
31:53 You get a belt.
31:54 Strap me in.
31:54 Let's go have a picnic in the park.
31:57 Oh, look at the safety.
31:58 We love it.
31:59 I feel like I'm going to have a baby carrier.
32:01 Uh, safety sexy, you guys.
32:03 Safety is sexy, guys.
32:05 Perfect.
32:05 Clip me in.
32:06 Click.
32:06 Now I've got a dead bucket.
32:07 LOOK AT THAT.
32:08 LOOK at this.
32:09 Jared, let's make sure we know what this is.
32:11 I mean, we know what it is.
32:13 It's a mobile shower.
32:14 Yeah, we know what it is, but we need a shower.
32:17 We just need to confirm it.
32:21 Yes.
32:21 What is it?
32:22 Portable beer dispenser.
32:24 Yeah.
32:24 This double container drink dispenser can hold up to eight lers of liquid.
32:29 And it comes with a backpack that allows you to dispense drinks on the go.
32:35 The price of this bad boy, $58.99.
32:40 Nerds wear it like a backpack.
32:41 Real cool guys wear it like a mom holding a baby.
32:45 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
32:46 This is the vibe.
32:47 Also, $58.99 sounds pricey, but I'll tell you, this is quality stuff.
32:52 This feels like real stuff.
32:54 This is cooler than wearing a beer hat.
32:56 Way cooler.
32:57 If you show up to a tailgate ready to party
32:59 with this, if you show up to a party, this is awesome.
33:02 This is fun.
33:03 Fill me up, bro.
33:05 It is time to party.
33:06 Let's go.
33:07 Let's go.
33:08 Let's go.
33:09 Okay.
33:09 Pour me up, bro.
33:10 All right.
33:10 Here we go.
33:11 Here we go.
33:12 This is the I'll help you on the other side.
33:14 This is the party backpack right here.
33:16 This is what's up.
33:17 Could you imagine seeing a guy going for a refill
33:19 on this in the middle of a tailgate?
33:22 This is wild.
33:24 This is so cool.
33:26 This is crazy.
33:27 I love it.
33:28 Can I tell you something?
33:30 Huh?
33:29 Good for running.
33:33 Yeah.
33:33 You want a little weighted vest with a little reward?
33:37 Yeah.
33:36 That's my kind of running.
33:37 So, the one thing that does suck about this so far I'm
33:40 seeing is the amount of head you're getting from the pour of beer.
33:43 It's a lot.
33:43 It's a lot.
33:44 I think if you were like, now that I've used this before,
33:47 if I was taking this more seriously and I was using it at an event,
33:50 you really do probably want to pull these out, go sideways down the rim,
33:53 and raise as you pour so you're not getting as much foam.
33:56 There is a way to easily mitigate that.
33:58 But I think people that use this are going
34:00 to want to do exactly what we just did.
34:02 I want to just pour a bunch of beer.
34:03 Also, you know what?
34:04 I don't know if these are insulated, but I'd insulate these.
34:07 Keep it a little cooler.
34:08 You know, you're a genius.
34:09 That would be smart.
34:11 That'd be great.
34:12 Time to beer, baby.
34:14 Woo.
34:14 That shot out quick.
34:15 Whoa, that was really fast.
34:17 Look.
34:17 Look.
34:18 Damn.
34:18 You You got one second.
34:20 I got you, Ro.
34:22 Okay.
34:25 I got you, Ro.
34:26 Don't you worry.
34:27 Hey, Ro.
34:27 It's coming.
34:28 Don't you worry.
34:30 Don't you worry, sweet girl.
34:31 I got you on.
34:34 Here we go.
34:35 Oh, I might be cutting myself off at the tip.
34:36 Yeah, I think it's Hold on.
34:38 Hold on.
34:38 Let me You know what?
34:39 It's I got What's going on?
34:41 I think it's a hose.
34:42 Let me just fix my hose.
34:44 I've been walking around all day.
34:47 Okay, I got you.
34:49 You just give me one second.
34:50 Okay.
34:51 Okay.
34:51 You just give me one second.
34:52 I'll get you a beer.
34:53 Don't you worry.
34:55 What's happening?
34:56 Hey, R.
34:57 Uh, what's that over there?
34:59 What's that over?
35:02 I mean, WAIT.
35:03 TRY YOURS
35:04 THERE.
35:04 You got to hold it low.
35:06 OH, YOU GOT TO GET LOWER.
35:08 IT'S A LEVERAGE THING.
35:09 It's a Get low.
35:10 See, we're going to go here.
35:12 It'll work.
35:13 That hits it.
35:14 That will work.
35:14 Now we're partying.
35:16 Nope.
35:16 We're I'm I'm cut off.
35:18 You're cut off again.
35:19 I got my kinks.
35:20 I got kink.
35:20 Let me check my kinks.
35:21 Let me check my kink in those.
35:22 Let me check my kink.
35:23 Kink in the hose.
35:24 Kink in the hose.
35:25 Kinks in the hose.
35:26 Honey bun, you cannot have beer.
35:27 Honey bun, you're a little alcoholic.
35:30 Look at her tag.
35:32 I have never seen you so interested in anything.
35:34 Honey bun, you cannot have this beer.
35:35 Honey bun.
35:36 Mom, let me
35:38 I'll tell you, I'm pretty stoked on once we figured the leverage out.
35:41 Yeah, this is pretty good.
35:42 You just got to get the leverage and no kinks.
35:44 Can I tell you something?
35:45 If I was 6' five, this product is made for me.
35:51 I got to try this.
35:52 We got to try the beer out the tube.
35:54 Here.
35:55 Cheers.
35:55 It doesn't taste like plastic.
35:57 I was expecting it to taste like plastic.
36:00 The idea is amazing.
36:01 The execution could be a little better,
36:03 but they are on to something legitimately.
36:05 Ro, I must ask.
36:07 Delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
36:11 Delightfully deranged.
36:14 Pop it off.
36:15 Hit me with IT AGAIN, RO.
36:17 YEAH.
36:18 YEAH.
36:19 OH, THE CONFETTI guns are slapping it.
36:21 All right.
36:22 Three, two, one, go.
36:27 Whoa.
36:27 Okay.
36:27 You ready for a little slip and slide?
36:30 What is this?
36:31 Okay.
36:31 If I We have to guess.
36:32 It's the ice.
36:34 It's an ice tray.
36:35 What would these be for?
36:36 They're They're like They're You know when girls do like what are they called?
36:40 Goulash.
36:42 What are they called?
36:44 Goulash.
36:45 What is that called?
36:46 Goulash is a food.
36:46 You're gushaw.
36:52 Guaw.
36:53 IT'S AN ICE CUSH.
36:55 OH YEAH.
36:55 You chill it and then you your face.
36:59 Okay.
36:59 Let's look under it.
37:00 Right.
37:00 Yeah.
37:00 Let's Let's see.
37:01 What's What were WE LOOKING AT HERE?
37:03 WHAT IS THIS?
37:04 IT'S AN ice loo.
37:06 NO WAY.
37:07 YES.
37:07 YES.
37:07 YES.
37:08 YES.
37:08 YES.
37:08 YES.
37:08 YES.
37:09 YES.
37:09 YES.
37:10 Oh wow.
37:10 Okay.
37:11 Oh, this is amazing.
37:11 Hold on.
37:12 Hold on.
37:12 That's what this is.
37:13 We need to make Oh, you know what?
37:15 You nailed it.
37:15 For leverage.
37:16 Guess what?
37:17 It's an ice luge.
37:18 From birthdays to game nights, the Ice Luge is the ultimate party accessory.
37:23 You simply fill it with water, you freeze,
37:25 you enjoy cold drinks flowing in just 24 hours.
37:28 It's $19.99.
37:29 Worth it.
37:30 Worth it.
37:30 Worth it.
37:31 The issue is when it's really frozen,
37:33 it doesn't You don't pop this out very easily.
37:35 Doesn't come right out.
37:36 Huge.
37:36 That's just huge.
37:37 And it's not silicone, too, because like, you know, the silicone molds are easy.
37:41 They pop right out.
37:42 Yeah, they bend.
37:43 This does.
37:44 Well,
37:44 I think we're going to have to run warm water on this side of it.
37:47 Here.
37:47 Here.
37:48 Maybe that little Try that.
37:51 Okay.
37:53 Oh.
37:53 Oh.
37:53 Oh, nice.
37:55 Oh, yeah.
37:56 Yeah, we got it out.
37:57 So, now this becomes upside down.
38:00 There we go.
38:01 Okay.
38:02 So stupid.
38:05 So,
38:05 which way?
38:05 It says it goes that way.
38:07 I'm matching the So, you got to match it and then
38:13 totally works.
38:14 Oh my gosh.
38:17 Totally works.
38:17 Okay.
38:17 The team was saying that the reviews online is that this either
38:21 breaks or this breaks usually after the first time using.
38:26 So, Ro, this is $19.99.
38:28 It's too high.
38:29 For $20, you want to be able to use it once, more than once.
38:34 Yeah.
38:34 This is a ton of money for something so cheap.
38:37 I'm really disappointed.
38:39 Like even this plastic itself is just really cheap.
38:42 Even the the stand like the luge stand.
38:45 This feels like a $5 thing.
38:48 Yes.
38:47 It feels like five bucks.
38:48 Do you want to LU YOU OUT THOUGH?
38:50 JUST LOSE IT.
38:51 OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO WE'RE GOING TO DO A CHILLED BEER.
38:53 LET'S DO IT, BRO.
38:54 Here we go.
38:56 Here we go.
38:57 Did you get it?
38:59 YEAH.
39:00 YEAH, I DID.
39:01 GOD, it's a fun party you got me at.
39:03 That guy in the corner with the butter thing is weird.
39:08 This is terrible.
39:09 Ice luge.
39:11 Yes.
39:10 Delightfully delusional or unforgivably unhinged?
39:16 Unforgivable.
39:17 Hit it again.
39:18 Hell no.
39:19 Hit it one more.
39:20 After much scientific research, we've concluded the answer to be hell no.
39:25 That's right.
39:26 Open your eyes in three, two, one, go.
39:29 Oh, a couple more hands for the deck.
39:32 It was like that game tiny hands.
39:34 Do you remember that game with the little hands?
39:36 I don't think I ever played but I remember that big deal.
39:38 Wasn't that a big game?
39:40 Yeah, there was like people were into it.
39:42 This is what this is just like
39:44 this is for chopsticks for people that don't know how to use chopsticks.
39:47 Hey Ro.
39:48 Yeah, what are they?
39:48 These are handy chops.
39:49 It's a fun take on traditional chopsticks.
39:52 Chopsticks.
39:53 Each stick has an adorable tiny hand on the end
39:56 that adds whimsy and a more sure grip.
39:58 Mom can't yell at you for eating with your hands this time, Roum.
40:03 And it's $11.99, which is oddly expensive for that.
40:06 Yeah, these are not high quality.
40:08 The plastic is really cheap.
40:10 And it feels like hollow.
40:12 Like the plastic is not even solid.
40:13 It's like hollow.
40:14 And then just like washing all these little
40:16 grooves and stuff and it's just like weird.
40:19 Am I crazy to like I get the chopsticks are hard.
40:22 If you're a person that doesn't know how to do them, you have to take a second.
40:24 There's a real lesson involved.
40:26 You got to learn how to use them.
40:27 This is hard.
40:28 Like imagine if you were like trying to pick up food with these unfolded hands.
40:33 Just use hands.
40:35 Just use these.
40:36 All right, Ro.
40:36 What do you want to start with?
40:37 Traditional chopsticks or Yeah, go for it.
40:40 Do a little traditional chopsticks.
40:41 Oops.
40:42 Why did I do that?
40:43 I don't know.
40:43 Just because I like to.
40:45 She's feeling a type of way.
40:46 I'm feeling some way.
40:48 That was so adorable.
40:49 I'm feeling some way.
40:50 It sound like the beginning of a pop song.
40:52 I'm feeling some way.
40:54 Okay, let me try this.
40:56 Oh god.
40:58 Oh dear god.
41:03 Okay, here we go.
41:04 Here we go.
41:05 Here we go.
41:06 Here we go.
41:10 I touched the I touched the my tooth touched the hand.
41:13 I don't like it.
41:14 It's so weird.
41:15 It's like rubber.
41:16 Like why would you want to eat the rubber?
41:19 And look at look at how weird the hand looks, Mike, when it gets food on it.
41:23 This is so much easier than that.
41:25 Good.
41:25 You have to be You have to be going three for score.
41:34 Oh,
41:33 got to really lock in.
41:34 You got to really lock in.
41:35 Real
41:38 more sure grip like move that out of your way here.
41:41 It's a I'm so sorry.
41:43 I'm trying to try to
41:44 look at me just moving everything around as you can't grab one.
41:47 Let's see how many I can move to the other
41:48 side of the in the time that you can grab it.
41:51 How did you do this?
41:53 I'm a pro.
41:54 Oh.
41:54 Oh.
41:54 Oh, there.
41:55 Okay, I moved basically the whole plate of sushi
41:57 in the time that she picked that up.
42:00 Oh, okay.
42:00 I'm back to the moving the sushi.
42:02 Okay, maybe it's the separator.
42:03 I'm going to take this off and just use these as regular chopsticks.
42:06 I'll hold your separator.
42:07 All right.
42:09 Nope.
42:09 The hands rotate.
42:11 You know, they they want to rotate.
42:13 Nope.
42:16 I hate this.
42:17 I hate this.
42:19 I hate this.
42:19 I hate this.
42:20 You don't want to eat off these fingers.
42:24 It's like it's just like you're sucking on fingers.
42:27 I'm so perplexed by this.
42:29 This is such a stupid idea.
42:31 This actually kind of works.
42:35 Yeah.
42:34 I would just maybe sell this one item for less than half of the cost.
42:39 Absolutely.
42:39 Like if you were really wanting to learn how to use chopsticks.
42:42 The hands are gross.
42:43 They're odd.
42:44 I don't like the texture.
42:45 It looks disgusting.
42:46 It's very unappealing to me.
42:48 I've lost my appetite.
42:50 Two thumbs down.
42:52 Boom.
42:52 Ro, I think we all know where this is headed,
42:54 but we do have to ask for the sake of continuity and for the sake of production.
42:58 Is it delightfully deranged or is it unforgivably unhinged?
43:03 It's unforgivably unhinged.
43:05 I hate these little hands.
43:07 Yeah, I think you and I are in the same page.
43:09 This is gross.
43:10 I don't want to eat with these.
43:12 Oh no, we are killing it with this.
43:15 Boom.
43:15 This button really feels our vibes.
43:16 It's hitting us with the right rhythm.
43:19 And three, two, one, open.
43:23 What the heck is this?
43:24 Is this
43:24 a ray gun?
43:25 A cookie gun.
43:27 What?
43:27 A cookie gun.
43:28 A cookie gun.
43:29 You You pack it with uh It looks like Well,
43:32 kind of similar like you pack it with dough and then you Maybe not.
43:39 DON'T POINT IT AT YOURSELF.
43:41 Finger finger discipline, right?
43:43 Yeah.
43:43 Yeah.
43:44 Yeah.
43:44 You're right.
43:44 You're right.
43:45 Safety first.
43:46 Bro, what do you think this actually is?
43:48 It is some type of shooter.
43:50 It is.
43:51 Does this shoot shots?
43:55 Could you imagine?
43:56 Shut up.
43:56 I see you from across the club
43:59 and I'm like
44:00 and I GO AND I get that I get that shot right down.
44:05 I would be so excited.
44:07 Me, too.
44:08 We're hoping it's a shot shooter, but let's find out right now, guys.
44:13 What is it?
44:13 What is it?
44:14 What is it?
44:14 What is it?
44:14 What is it?
44:15 What is it?
44:15 What is it?
44:16 What is it?
44:17 I am killing it.
44:18 IT'S AN ALCOHOL SHOT SPRAYER.
44:22 THE ULTIMATE PARTY ACCESSORY.
44:24 IT SHOOTS a steady stream of your favorite drink into your friend's mouths.
44:28 Think of it as a SHOT GLASS WITH GLASS.
44:30 THIS IS NOT GLASS.
44:31 JUST FILL IT, LOAD IT, shoot it, and swallow it.
44:34 Jesus.
44:35 That's one way to put it.
44:36 It's 1169.
44:38 And they did that on purpose.
44:40 THERE'S NO DOUBT.
44:41 NICE.
44:42 NICE.
44:42 NICE.
44:42 NICE.
44:43 NICE.
44:43 Who's ready?
44:44 Charlie.
44:47 YEAH.
44:47 SO, THE team has handed us some reviews they found on the on the gun.
44:52 Mhm.
44:51 And just at the top it just says alcohol gun.
44:53 This is from Stephanie.
44:55 She gives it a one out of five
44:56 stars and in all bold dangerous verified purchase.
45:02 So, and she added a lot of O's.
45:05 So, I had a white elephant pock luck with my cousins.
45:09 We are a fun group.
45:10 So, I thought this would be a cool gift.
45:12 Dot dot dot.
45:13 It was a hit and everyone wanted it, but once my cousin went to use it
45:17 and let's just say my sister almost lost her eye.
45:20 Hilarious, but not.
45:22 Thankfully, she was okay.
45:23 But this is just way too aggressive and unrealistic to I cannot wait.
45:28 Okay, not fun and regretting the purchase.
45:31 It literally shoots it out with way too much
45:33 power and you can't even try to drink it.
45:35 Thankfully, she was okay, but I don't recommend.
45:38 Waste of money.
45:39 Yeah.
45:39 Well, Stephanie, your review makes it way more viable.
45:42 After seeing this, I want to TRY IT MORE.
45:46 WOO!
45:46 OKAY, so this is like the magazine to the weapon.
45:48 We've loaded it with gray goose.
45:51 Yeah,
45:51 I'm sealing this.
45:52 I got the goose.
45:53 You got the goose.
45:54 Loaded.
45:54 We're locked.
45:55 Now, on the box, it shows it super close.
45:58 It also says for extreme partying.
46:01 That's what we're here for.
46:03 Extreme partying.
46:04 Not so so partying.
46:05 Not so so[ __]
46:07 Extreme partying.
46:08 Stephanie, who wrote that review, wasn't an extreme partyier.
46:10 She was not an extreme partyier.
46:12 That's me.
46:13 That's my job.
46:14 I'm stepping in.
46:15 I'm taking over.
46:16 Stephanie, close your eyes.
46:17 Alcohol burns.
46:18 Okay.
46:19 Let's go.
46:20 Duh.
46:20 Eyes closed.
46:21 Eyes way closed.
46:22 Eyes are closed.
46:23 Open mouth.
46:25 Okay.
46:26 Okay.
46:27 Oh, it's like A CANNON IN THERE.
46:29 THAT COMES OUT really fast.
46:32 THAT HIT THE BACK OF MY SO HARD.
46:35 IT HIT SO HARD it came right back out.
46:37 I can't LET YOU DO SHOTS ALONE.
46:39 Hit me.
46:40 Okay.
46:40 Ready?
46:40 Ready.
46:41 Ready.
46:43 Oh, I got to refill it.
46:45 I'm so sorry.
46:46 Hold on.
46:47 Oh my god.
46:50 We reloaded it because literally it does one shot the whole go.
46:54 Like you got It
46:56 sucks.
46:56 Yeah, you have to reload it every time.
46:57 It doesn't even have multiple.
46:59 If you're extreme partying, you don't want to stop and reload.
47:01 Stop and reload.
47:02 I want to fire.
47:02 Fire.
47:03 Fire.
47:04 That's lame.
47:05 Okay.
47:05 Wait.
47:06 Okay.
47:06 Okay.
47:06 I'm wearing your microphone.
47:09 Okay.
47:09 Okay.
47:09 Are you ready?
47:11 Let me close my eyes.
47:12 Okay.
47:14 Okay.
47:13 Okay.
47:13 Keep the eyes closed.
47:16 THERE WAS NO COUNTDOWN.
47:17 THERE WAS NO NOTHING.
47:20 THERE IS NO COUNTDOWN.
47:21 THERE'S NO WARNING.
47:22 YOU YOU YOU PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
47:24 I MEDIA, BRO.
47:27 I'm sorry.
47:28 RIP THE BAND-AID OFF.
47:29 THAT'S THE KIND OF MOM YOU ARE.
47:31 JEEZ.
47:32 I'M SORRY.
47:33 NO, I enjoyed it.
47:34 It was fun.
47:34 That was a lot of money,
47:38 bro.
47:38 I'm really trying to get you the shot.
47:41 Yeah.
47:40 Okay.
47:40 I just saw you across the club.
47:42 We were like partying.
47:43 What it is, homie.
47:44 Okay.
47:45 Here's the target right here.
47:47 But I'm going to keep my eyes open so I can maybe catch it.
47:49 Okay.
47:50 Okay.
47:50 Absolutely not.
47:51 Maybe I will.
47:53 Maybe.
47:53 Just I recommend CLOSING YOUR EYES.
47:54 I'M GOING TO SQUINT.
47:55 HOW ABOUT THAT?
47:56 OKAY.
47:56 SQUINT.
47:56 But then if it gets crazy in there, you got to close.
47:59 Okay.
48:00 Two.
48:01 Float.
48:06 Happy birthday.
48:11 Can I tell you something?
48:12 Can I tell you something?
48:13 From my angle, it looked like it was good until it WAS IT JUST LIKE FELL.
48:18 It just like
48:18 It just fell.
48:19 It went right down.
48:20 You got to Yeah.
48:21 You can't be that far away.
48:23 That's Hey, you handled that like a real party in town.
48:25 Thank you.
48:26 I'm trained.
48:27 I will say the idea is hilarious,
48:30 but I think they should spend a little bit more money and improve the design.
48:34 Get this thing to work.
48:35 Yeah, couldn't agree more.
48:36 But we have to ask, delightfully deranged, unforgivably unhinged.
48:42 No, no, no.
48:45 Hell no.
48:47 Hell no.
48:47 You're not shooting me with that gun from across the
48:49 No.
48:49 No.
48:50 Hell no.
48:51 Ro looks like she peed.
48:52 It looks like I peed on myself.
48:54 Ro looks like she peed on she peed on but RO listen it was almost a great idea.
49:04 Yeah.
49:04 It had all the elements to be good.
49:07 Yeah.
49:06 And then it wasn't.
49:07 All right.
49:08 Open your eyes in three, two, one, go.
49:11 Forks.
49:12 See?
49:12 I know what these are.
49:14 I KNOW WHAT THESE ARE.
49:15 I know.
49:16 Okay.
49:16 There.
49:17 These are just two forks on a table.
49:19 Oh no.
49:19 Oh no.
49:20 Jared, these are so cool.
49:23 Look how long they can go.
49:27 Oh, how have I never seen this in my life?
49:30 Okay, so I saw this Instagram video.
49:32 You going to finish your steak?
49:34 That's exactly That's exactly it.
49:36 This girl was so funny.
49:38 She brought this to dinner and she was eating her dinner
49:41 and then she wanted a bite of like her dad's,
49:44 you know, like so she went like this.
49:46 He he he and she just she went across the table and took
49:51 a little bite and he started laughing so hard because this is just ridiculous.
49:56 Bro, you could do a whole cooking class and use
49:58 this as your pointer on the board of how you made an ingredient.
50:01 Jared, I love that.
50:03 Yes.
50:06 Yes.
50:05 I love this.
50:06 Let's see what these are called.
50:07 As you know, they're the extendable fork.
50:10 The telescopic fork is designed with telescopic handle that is easy to use.
50:15 You can use the long fork in your daily life
50:17 or in the ex or the expandable fork for a prank.
50:21 So it feels like a regular thick enough fork when
50:24 it's put away because all the metal is sitting together obviously.
50:29 Yeah.
50:28 As you pull it out, it gets a little flimsy.
50:31 Yeah, it gets a little flimsy.
50:32 It starts to feel a little flimsy.
50:33 Like I've had I've had like those pointers
50:35 that feel a little less flimsy than this.
50:38 But I still like it.
50:39 Like I'm worried that if I was using this as a prank,
50:41 I could get away with it once.
50:43 But if you go to pick up anything kind of heavy off somebody's plate,
50:45 it's not going to go.
50:46 You don't think so?
50:47 You think?
50:48 Should we try?
50:49 Oh, yeah.
50:49 We should try.
50:50 If we were having lunch, we were
50:51 I'm actually enjoying this, right?
50:53 Mhm.
50:53 Having a little bite.
50:54 A good little What do you got over there?
50:58 I don't know.
50:58 What do you have over there?
50:59 What do you got over there?
51:01 Oh, wait.
51:01 I'm just too short still.
51:02 What do you got over there?
51:03 Got to take a bite.
51:04 What do you freaking got over there?
51:06 A little pasta.
51:07 Oh, honestly, this slaps.
51:11 I love this.
51:12 Can I tell you something?
51:14 I'm a lazy enough guy that at home on a Sunday,
51:17 if I had this while watching football, I'm not like getting up to eat.
51:20 I'm just going to like go from the couch.
51:23 You drop half what you're getting.
51:24 But But so what?
51:27 This is so fun.
51:28 Let me get it.
51:28 Let me get I feel like I'm fishing.
51:31 Let me get in there.
51:33 Oh yeah.
51:36 Can I tell you something?
51:37 I love it.
51:38 I love it.
51:39 I love it.
51:39 Imagine we do a family Thanksgiving.
51:41 Yes.
51:41 But my plate that I have to eat is in front of you
51:44 and your plate is in front of me and we have to eat the whole time.
51:49 And that's the challenge.
51:50 Wouldn't that be so funny if everybody's plate was in front
51:53 of somebody else and you had to eat the whole dinner like that?
51:57 Yes.
51:57 First one to finish wins a million dollars.
52:02 That's That's it.
52:02 We're doing it.
52:04 Perfect.
52:04 Jared, do you think this is delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
52:10 Delightful.
52:12 I agree.
52:14 We are one musketeer away from the three musketeers.
52:17 I know.
52:17 We need another one.
52:18 We need another fork.
52:21 We need another fork.
52:23 And open your eyes in three, two, one, go.
52:26 What the hell?
52:28 Is it a taser?
52:31 Is it a taser?
52:32 It looks like a lightsaber.
52:33 A lightsaber taser.
52:34 Oh, it's a blowtorrch.
52:35 Oh, it's a blowtorrch for the kitchen.
52:38 We're going to unlock the blowtorrch.
52:39 Unlock it.
52:40 Unlock it.
52:43 Yes.
52:42 Give me fire.
52:43 Oh, wa.
52:44 The flame turns red.
52:45 Oh, yeah.
52:46 Like actual red.
52:48 That's cool.
52:49 That is so cool.
52:50 This looks like a lightsaber.
52:51 Okay, this is really cool.
52:52 Maybe we should turn off the lights.
52:56 Luke, I am your father.
52:58 YEAH.
52:59 WHOA.
53:04 WHOA.
53:02 That is so cool.
53:03 That is so cool.
53:08 You just joined the dark side, Ro.
53:11 It is a lightsaber torch lighter.
53:13 We knew that.
53:14 Our butane torch lighter features a jet
53:16 flame color conversion ring at the nozzle,
53:19 which allows you to switch the flame from blue to red.
53:22 So, you could go from red to blue.
53:24 This innovative technology adds a touch
53:26 of uniqueness to your cooking experience.
53:28 That's really cool.
53:29 This is $24.99.
53:31 This is something I would own.
53:32 I don't Blow torching you for cooking.
53:34 Oh, yeah.
53:35 When you're making creme brules, a little crystallize the top.
53:39 Also, sometimes I like to use it to help stuff get stuff out of the pan.
53:44 That's cool.
53:44 I'd use it to smoke.
53:47 And I would love this thing.
53:49 Yeah.
53:49 I also I have a little lighter.
53:50 Um it's like a torch lighter for when I smoke cigars.
53:54 So, you could light up a cigar with this.
53:56 Could you You'd be the coolest cigar smoker in any area.
53:59 This is topn blow torch.
54:01 So, we've been messing around with this for a bit.
54:03 Yeah, there is a color conversion option.
54:05 So, right now it's on red, but you could go blue,
54:07 which is good or bad in Star Wars.
54:09 Yeah, I thought I was going to like hit a button.
54:11 That would be easy.
54:12 It's not.
54:13 It should be.
54:14 There should be some kind of like twist this and now it's a different color.
54:17 You will have to take a piece out
54:20 to make it the other color,
54:21 which means that you have to obviously wait for it to not be used recently.
54:25 So, that's not that easy.
54:27 I think if I'm just putting myself in the mind of like I owned
54:29 this, I would choose the color I wanted and never touch it again in that way.
54:34 So, I think it's doable, but it's not like you're going to go from blue
54:37 to red all the time when you're showing it off.
54:40 Yeah, I think that's worth noting.
54:41 Okay, let's see if this gets hot enough to toast a marshmallow.
54:44 You got it.
54:44 Cuz that we can do that in the kitchen.
54:46 Be careful.
54:47 Whoops.
54:47 I have to lock it maybe or um maybe not.
54:50 Oh, it's locked now.
54:51 So, unlock it.
54:52 Yep.
54:52 There you go.
54:53 There.
54:53 Oh, I have to hold it.
54:55 Oh, I got to hold it.
54:56 Yep.
54:57 Oh, dang it.
54:58 Okay, Jared, give it a give it a torch.
55:01 Wow.
55:01 Is it working?
55:02 Oh my god, it's working quickly.
55:04 Okay, that's
55:05 Oh, nice.
55:06 That was a medium ente.
55:10 Beautiful.
55:09 You are lit up.
55:10 This is a real lightsaber here.
55:12 Okay, that was within 2.2 seconds.
55:15 This is amazing.
55:15 Can you imagine starting the grill with this thing?
55:18 Yeah, honestly, I think that's what it's made for.
55:20 We were told off camera that because it's so powerful and hot,
55:24 you're really not supposed to put food under this flame cuz
55:27 it's like going to make it less edible in so many ways.
55:30 I think this is meant for starting grills.
55:33 Yep.
55:32 Good for candles if you're cool.
55:34 Yeah.
55:34 Or if you like to eat butane, you can uh I love butane.
55:37 Put a little put put a little over your food.
55:39 Well, you just told me you're a Star Wars fan.
55:40 So, do you think that this is delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
55:46 I I actually really like this.
55:48 Of the things we've I think this is
55:49 the likely to ring of the things we've done today.
55:52 This is like some of them have all been really fun,
55:54 but this is something I would legitimately own.
55:57 Like outside of anything we're doing today as a a buyer,
56:00 a consumer, this is something I would definitely have in my house.
56:03 We're literally throwing money at it.
56:05 We love it.
56:06 We love it.
56:06 Take my money.
56:08 Give me a lightsaber and take my money.
56:11 Take my money.
56:12 Do it.
56:13 Do it.
56:14 All righty.
56:14 You open your eyes in 3 2 1 go.
56:18 Oh, real women don't cry, we whine.
56:23 And this week we're back
56:25 on Real Women Don't Cry, We Wine.
56:32 This is Wine O'C:00 for two little This is somebody with a problem.
56:36 Yeah.
56:36 Am I assuming that you want me to drink this like a funnel?
56:39 Boom.
56:40 Got it.
56:41 This is a measuring cup.
56:43 What?
56:45 Boom.
56:44 This is a measuring cup.
56:46 Okay.
56:46 So, you this thing with the hole,
56:48 you stick it in the top of the wine bottle and then you pour
56:53 and get a cup and then you'll and then you can pour it into somebody else's.
56:57 It's a measuring cup for wine.
56:59 Real women don't cry.
57:00 We measure, baby.
57:01 Yeah.
57:01 We So, you don't have the you don't have the ladies
57:03 fighting of who gets more in their their wine glass.
57:06 That's how this actually started.
57:07 There was a fight and somebody says, "I know how to fix this.
57:10 I know how to fix this.
57:10 I'm going to make you plug it in.
57:13 We We do that and then everyone gets the same amount.
57:16 Let's see which one of us was right.
57:18 Holy.
57:19 Unfortunately, I was.
57:20 This is called the guzzle buddy.
57:23 Are you serious?
57:25 I mean, I'm as serious as all heck.
57:27 Guzzle wine.
57:29 This is
57:31 You see what I'm saying?
57:32 Okay.
57:32 So, I don't chug it from here.
57:34 I attach this to the front of a wine bottle
57:39 and then I just drink the whole bottle like a an addict.
57:43 In a way, you guys were both right.
57:45 Bro was right about where it goes in.
57:46 And you were right about guzzling the whole damn thing.
57:49 Okay.
57:49 50/50, right?
57:50 50/50.
57:51 Okay.
57:51 I'll take that.
57:52 Add some class.
57:53 This is not ADDING CLASS.
57:54 THIS IS NOT ADDING CLASS.
57:56 Add some class to drinking directly from the bottle.
57:59 A practical and classy way to enjoy your favorite beverage.
58:03 They keep saying that word class.
58:04 I don't really Yeah.
58:05 No cups or glasses required.
58:07 Just you and your guzzle buddy.
58:09 And it's $9.99.
58:10 There is no world this is going to work.
58:12 This is what they're suggesting, Jared.
58:15 That you that every gal who comes over to wine night.
58:19 You're like, "Here ladies, here's your glass." And then everybody gets their
58:23 ladies.
58:24 Real women don't cry.
58:25 We wine.
58:26 You know what I'm saying?
58:27 We won.
58:28 Oh god.
58:30 Real women don't cry.
58:31 We wine.
58:32 Real women don't cry, we won.
58:34 Real women don't cry, we won.
58:36 Real women don't cry, we won.
58:42 How was it?
58:43 Good.
58:44 Doesn't taste like plastic at all.
58:46 Smells like plastic.
58:48 Mine's actually pretty decent.
58:50 Come on.
58:51 Real women don't cry.
58:52 We rewind, baby.
58:53 I feel like Let's go.
58:55 Come on.
58:56 Come on.
58:57 Take it back to college, Ro.
59:00 Yep.
59:01 You got to let it dip into the glass and then dip into you.
59:04 Come on.
59:05 What I really hate
59:06 is that it goes back in.
59:12 Yes.
59:11 It goes back in, but also the lip of this is really rough on the inner part.
59:18 So, it's like scratching my lip.
59:20 It's like a cheap plastic and the the plastic is rough and scraping your lip.
59:26 This is why you do what you do.
59:27 It's the first thing I noticed when I was trying.
59:28 He was like, "This is plastic.
59:31 This is hard, lippy plastic.
59:33 I would actually maybe rather drink straight from the bottle."
59:37 Yeah.
59:37 Straight from the bottle.
59:38 Or honestly, a red cup has nice smooth edges.
59:42 That'd be much better.
59:43 There are there are some things I'm seeing here though, right?
59:45 Okay.
59:45 All right.
59:46 The novelty is funny.
59:47 Like, this is funny.
59:49 If I saw a girl do a photo shoot with this, that would be clever, you know?
59:53 Like, there's some cheekiness.
59:54 Real women don't cry.
59:55 We won.
59:55 There's some cheekiness to this.
59:57 Also, it does control the pore pretty well.
59:59 It slows it down.
1:00:00 It slows it down.
1:00:01 Uh for for some of the ladies nights, that might be a good thing.
1:00:05 After a bit of day drinking, does it change your opinion?
1:00:08 Is it delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
1:00:15 Unforgivable.
1:00:15 Survey says, "Hell no." Hell no.
1:00:18 Mother,
1:00:20 HELL NO.
1:00:21 REAL women don't.
1:00:23 We won.
1:00:24 We won.
1:00:25 Yeah, we do.
1:00:26 We're women.
1:00:27 We won.
1:00:27 Okay, open your eyes in 3 2 1 go.
1:00:31 What the heck?
1:00:32 Oh.
1:00:33 Oh.
1:00:33 Oh.
1:00:34 Dang.
1:00:34 These are some gnarly bottle openers.
1:00:38 Wa wa little wrestler ready to go.
1:00:41 Caca caca.
1:00:44 I am.
1:00:45 Oh my gosh.
1:00:45 You got scared.
1:00:47 I'm scared to use that.
1:00:48 Don't worry.
1:00:49 You're in good hands.
1:00:49 I've got the thumbs.
1:00:52 I got your back.
1:00:53 I got your back.
1:00:54 It's a luchador bottle opener.
1:00:56 You got to prepare for the ultimate
1:00:58 beverage smackdown with this luchador bottle opener.
1:01:01 This tiny masked wrestler is ready to put
1:01:03 your stubborn bottle caps in a headlock
1:01:05 of doom and open them with the power of pure lucha libre strength.
1:01:09 This doesn't feel lucha libre strength.
1:01:12 This feels really cheap.
1:01:14 Does it feel $10.99?
1:01:15 Cuz that's how much it costs.
1:01:16 I feel like Jared I could break his legs off.
1:01:19 Don't prove it cuz you will.
1:01:20 Okay, let me let me open a bottle and then
1:01:23 I'm going to see if I can break his legs.
1:01:24 I like it.
1:01:25 Are we drinking more?
1:01:26 Okay, and before we do any of that.
1:01:29 Okay.
1:01:28 Axe bottle opener.
1:01:30 This is the direct quote from the listing.
1:01:33 Okay.
1:01:32 The beer bottle opener is with axe hammer shape,
1:01:35 super light bobby, and comfortable handle.
1:01:38 It be an attractive gift for men such as a husband,
1:01:40 father, boyfriend, and brother on celebrate days.
1:01:44 That was written by someone who doesn't speak English very well.
1:01:47 Also sexist.
1:01:48 Maybe I like axe throwing.
1:01:51 Actually, most people that I know axe throw are women.
1:01:54 Yeah,
1:01:54 that's real.
1:01:55 Yeah, I hosted a Halloween party at axe throwing place in Tana.
1:01:58 Yeah.
1:02:00 Wow.
1:01:59 And I had a great time.
1:02:01 We've got four bottles here.
1:02:02 Not because we're heavy drinkers
1:02:04 or not.
1:02:06 Yeah.
1:02:06 Because we have we have to test it twice.
1:02:07 HIT HIM WITH a headlock row.
1:02:10 Now, hold on.
1:02:11 Hold on.
1:02:11 Do you this?
1:02:13 Hit him with it.
1:02:14 This goes here.
1:02:15 Yep.
1:02:15 And then you you got to ram up on the head.
1:02:18 Make them tap out and hit then the head.
1:02:20 You got to just give up on the leverage there.
1:02:22 You got to really bring them to the top rope.
1:02:24 It hurts kind of right here when you do.
1:02:26 You got it.
1:02:27 YOU'VE BEEN WRESTLING.
1:02:28 OH, BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR THUMB.
1:02:32 EASY.
1:02:34 EASY.
1:02:33 So easy.
1:02:37 You're going to break this within five uses.
1:02:38 Yeah.
1:02:39 I'm telling you, this is going to crumble in your hands within five uses.
1:02:41 You're holding his two legs right here and they
1:02:43 just feel like they're going to Did you hear that?
1:02:46 I'm telling you.
1:02:47 When you're holding When you're holding it,
1:02:49 it just feels like these little legs are just going to Listen,
1:02:53 we already heard it crack, but yeah, it's Oh, I
1:02:56 I was hoping you were going to say listen and just stop talking.
1:03:01 Listen, you broke it.
1:03:02 That's his leg.
1:03:03 So, the point of a good bottle opener is to have good leverage.
1:03:06 That's how you are going to crack open this bottle.
1:03:09 But in order to get good leverage
1:03:10 with something like this, you're going to break
1:03:11 it because it's very like cheap and you have to like grab at it hard.
1:03:16 I will say outside of the cheapness of this,
1:03:19 a wrestler headlock bottle opener is funny.
1:03:22 Like this is a good idea for merch.
1:03:24 They should execute a little better with the product, but the idea is funny.
1:03:29 I love axe throwing.
1:03:30 I'm actually really good at it.
1:03:31 I actually I believe it.
1:03:33 Roman got that tiny leverage.
1:03:35 She got a good angle on the target.
1:03:37 Okay, I like that.
1:03:39 That was easier.
1:03:40 Okay.
1:03:40 Oh, you got to find the
1:03:41 It is It is a little sensitive though.
1:03:43 Okay.
1:03:44 So, the part that grabs is very narrow.
1:03:46 I was a bartender for almost 10 years.
1:03:49 Wa.
1:03:49 Yeah.
1:03:49 In my 20s in Chicago, I made that's how I paid my bills was bartending.
1:03:53 This is not a functional piece.
1:03:55 You have to line this up perfectly with the exact spot and then cap it.
1:03:59 So, if you have the time, sure.
1:04:01 Like a house piece, this is fine.
1:04:03 If you were working this like quick at a place
1:04:05 with a lot of bottles, this would suck.
1:04:07 But Jared, because you were a bartender for so long,
1:04:09 do you think that these were delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
1:04:14 I'm going to go unforgivably unhinged.
1:04:16 Sorry.
1:04:16 I think there's real money in the idea of this one.
1:04:20 But it did.
1:04:21 It's just too cheap RIGHT NOW.
1:04:23 OH NO.
1:04:24 HELL NO.
1:04:25 THAT ONE WAS FUN.
1:04:28 Open your eyes in three, two, one.
1:04:30 Yo, what the heck?
1:04:33 What is this?
1:04:34 You got a little motor for your boot.
1:04:36 Oh, is that what it is?
1:04:36 It's a motorboat.
1:04:37 It's a little mini 450 motor for your boat.
1:04:40 What do you do?
1:04:41 Do you wind it up?
1:04:41 Does it mix?
1:04:42 Oh, look.
1:04:43 You could put this in some kind of water and it's going to moat.
1:04:46 Wait, am I riding it the wrong way?
1:04:47 Yeah.
1:04:48 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:04:50 If you attach that to you, you would fly in the water.
1:04:56 If we put this at the at the end of your bathing suit, YOU'D BE GOING TOP SPEED.
1:05:01 WAIT, what do we think this is for?
1:05:03 To put on your cocktail.
1:05:05 to make it a little speedboat demon.
1:05:07 It's to keep your drink mixed.
1:05:08 I got one for you.
1:05:09 That's it.
1:05:09 You're hosting a pool party.
1:05:12 Yeah.
1:05:11 You have a tray of drinks.
1:05:13 You put it down in the water.
1:05:15 You attach it and then you let it motor out to the people in the pool.
1:05:19 Yes, you could do that, too.
1:05:21 Is that Is that That's my official guess.
1:05:24 This will push the drink tray out.
1:05:26 That's my official guess.
1:05:27 Or you have a nice blended drink and it
1:05:30 sits there for a little bit and then it separates.
1:05:33 So, you want to do this and it will it will motorboater back together.
1:05:38 Motor rat back together.
1:05:40 Motor rat back again.
1:05:41 All right, let's see what it actually is.
1:05:43 What is it?
1:05:44 What is it?
1:05:44 It's the motor mixer.
1:05:46 You kind of nailed it.
1:05:48 Say goodbye to boring old stirs and hello to the motor mixer.
1:05:52 The fun and convenient way to mix your beverages.
1:05:55 A perfect gift for dad, men, and boat enthusiasts.
1:05:59 All right, so we've got some coffee.
1:06:00 We need to mix our coffee.
1:06:03 I'll wind it up for you.
1:06:04 Yeah.
1:06:04 Just pour that bad boy in.
1:06:08 Okay.
1:06:07 I'll keep it wound.
1:06:08 Now you
1:06:10 Yeah.
1:06:10 strap her in like from the side.
1:06:12 Okay.
1:06:12 Okay.
1:06:14 Motorboat.
1:06:18 Okay.
1:06:18 Jared, that sounded really sad.
1:06:19 It was sad.
1:06:20 That sounded really sad.
1:06:21 Here's the thing.
1:06:22 I was so
1:06:23 Is this going to take much longer than just doing it with a straw?
1:06:25 Yes.
1:06:30 like much longer.
1:06:30 This could take about 24 hours.
1:06:32 I think why I'm also sad about it is um I'm not
1:06:34 seeing I'm not seeing the I don't get to see the propeller
1:06:39 and it also just sounds really sad.
1:06:42 You know, I want to
1:06:45 Sounds like your boat's dying and you need to get to shore ASAP.
1:06:48 This sounds like my boat sucks.
1:06:50 And it sounds like you shouldn't have bought the Most
1:06:52 boat owners would tell you don't buy the boat.
1:06:54 Yeah.
1:06:54 You know, cuz you bought, you know,
1:06:56 usually these mini 450s, they'll run you about 50 G's.
1:07:01 Could have been like a milk frother.
1:07:04 Oh, I have those little frothers.
1:07:06 Yes.
1:07:06 And it's just not This is so close.
1:07:09 They got to hit the drawing board again.
1:07:10 This is not worth giving up on.
1:07:12 So, Ro, we got to ask.
1:07:14 Delightfully delusional or unforgivably unhinged?
1:07:17 This is unhinged.
1:07:20 Yeah, this is unhinged and way too expensive.
1:07:22 Get out of here.
1:07:23 $15 for something that like isn't going to work.
1:07:27 Hell no.
1:07:27 Hell no.
1:07:28 Hell no.
1:07:29 Hell no.
1:07:31 All right, open your eyes in 3 2 1 go.
1:07:35 Go.
1:07:36 Honestly, better than a live hand on the table somehow.
1:07:39 Ew.
1:07:39 Little roaches.
1:07:41 LITTLE OH, I can guess what this is.
1:07:43 Bag clips for your chippies.
1:07:45 Little roach for your chips.
1:07:46 Nobody's going to come touch them.
1:07:47 They're going to be afraid.
1:07:47 Is that what they are?
1:07:48 Yeah, I think.
1:07:49 I think that they close bags.
1:07:51 Bag.
1:07:51 I love this title.
1:07:52 Roach clips.
1:07:53 It's realistic.
1:07:54 It's springloaded.
1:07:55 This set of four bag clips might just make someone jump out of their shorts.
1:07:59 And it's 11.
1:08:00 Well, it's $10.99.
1:08:01 I grew up in a family of three young boys.
1:08:03 I was the oldest of boys.
1:08:04 And if you went to the store and you bought yourself a little snack,
1:08:06 there's no guarantee that snack's there in the morning.
1:08:09 Cuz you got brothers that are running around in the pantry stealing your stuff,
1:08:12 eating everything.
1:08:13 Not if I just put the roach clip on there.
1:08:15 Nobody's going to touch my bag of chips.
1:08:17 It's going to look like there's bugs all over it
1:08:18 and then your siblings will not want to eat it.
1:08:20 I love these chips.
1:08:22 Me, too.
1:08:22 I love a good kettle.
1:08:23 Let's put some roach chips.
1:08:25 Well, before we do, let's really method this thing.
1:08:28 So, it's late night snackies.
1:08:31 Yeah.
1:08:32 Wow.
1:08:33 These are the best chips in the house, bro.
1:08:34 I don't want anybody else having them.
1:08:35 So, just put these on them.
1:08:38 Yeah.
1:08:38 Put multiple.
1:08:39 Get all four on there.
1:08:41 I want to see the view at all.
1:08:42 Does it look like creepy crawlers?
1:08:44 Does it?
1:08:44 Do those look real?
1:08:46 It looks like roaches found your honey jump.
1:08:48 It looks like they're swarming it.
1:08:50 Yeah.
1:08:50 Do they work?
1:08:51 Yes.
1:08:52 I feel like they're kind of expensive.
1:08:53 11 bucks.
1:08:54 $10.99.
1:08:55 They smell and they do smell funny.
1:08:56 I mean, Jared, did you smell these?
1:08:58 No, I didn't think so.
1:08:59 They smell They smell like like like burnt plastic.
1:09:04 Yeah, these smell like cheap plastic.
1:09:05 They smell really bad.
1:09:07 Well, Ro, it's the time to decide.
1:09:08 Are these delightfully deranged or unforgivably unhinged?
1:09:13 I think they're unhinged.
1:09:14 I agree.
1:09:15 Hell no.
1:09:18 What?
1:09:17 For the price.
1:09:18 SAY IT AGAIN, RO.
1:09:20 AND FROM WHAT scientific research, we've concluded the answer to be hell no.
1:09:25 For the people in the back,
1:09:26 our favorite unhinge gadget from today was the portable beer dispenser.
1:09:30 It was amazing.
1:09:32 Yep.
1:09:32 And our funniest one was the Cobb Quickie, which we love.
1:09:35 Yeah, we did.
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