I FOOLED Villagers With 1,000,000 HEARTS In Minecraft!
PrestonPlayz
0:00 My goal is to prank every villager in the world.
0:02 But is that even possible?
0:04 Definitely not.
0:05 Unless we use the most custom overpowered items to fool them all.
0:10 And as you can see right now, I currently have pranked zero villagers.
0:14 We need to change that.
0:15 This is the first item that we have.
0:17 This ball of hearts will boost my HP up to a million.
0:20 Watch this.
0:22 Oh my gosh, bro.
0:23 It's literally off the screen.
0:24 Okay, so now what we're going to do is I'm going to jump in this lava
0:27 and I just want to see what the reaction is going to be from these villagers.
0:31 Like they they got to freak out.
0:33 Oh, wait.
0:33 Hold on.
0:34 We got one watching us.
0:34 Look at this guy.
0:35 Look at this guy.
0:36 Oh, he's typing a chat.
0:37 Wait, why are you not dying?
0:38 This guy is nuts.
0:40 He's just running away.
0:41 SUCCESS.
0:42 AS YOU CAN SEE now on the top left,
0:44 we have now successfully fooled one villager and we got so many more to go.
0:48 And my big goal is to fool a million villagers.
0:51 And we now have our first one.
0:53 But we got a long way to go.
0:54 And of course, to fool a million villagers, we got the secret portal,
0:58 which you know is going to take us to the shippity shop.
1:00 Oh, dude, we got all kinds of goodness in here.
1:03 The friendly iron golem, the emerald scam.
1:07 It's an ATM machine.
1:08 Oh my gosh, dude.
1:09 The Trojan golem.
1:10 Scary myth villager.
1:12 I mean, dude, there's so many different items.
1:14 Oh, but wait, there's more.
1:18 Literally two other items that we can buy.
1:22 the villager flood and this one the villager
1:25 comment for a million fools on the villagers.
1:28 All right, now that we've seen what we can buy from the shop, let's get to food.
1:31 Starting with a friendly golem.
1:34 Yeah, dude.
1:35 Okay, so you know exactly what it's going to do, right?
1:37 We're going to place down this friendly iron golem.
1:39 But the villagers don't know that he's only friendly to me.
1:43 Typically, iron golems obviously will attack anybody that hurts villagers,
1:46 but not when they're your iron golem.
1:49 Bro is a paid actor.
1:50 So, normally if I was to punch this villager,
1:52 I would be getting slammed by this iron golem.
1:54 But now, since Bro is paid actor, let's see how this works.
1:59 Yeah.
1:59 Yeah.
1:59 You like that, huh?
2:00 Look at him.
2:01 He says, "Yeah, buddy.
2:01 You've done it now.
2:02 Get him golem." Bro does not know that Golem is mine.
2:05 Look at him.
2:05 He's like, "Oh, why did the iron golem patch me?" Look at him.
2:08 He's so upset.
2:09 He's like, "Why is this iron golem useless?" Wait,
2:12 did Bro, he's going off script, guys.
2:16 He just did Did he just kill a villager?
2:18 Yo, go in there, buddy.
2:19 Go.
2:20 Go in there.
2:22 Get him.
2:22 Get him.
2:23 DON'T LET HIM OUT.
2:24 HE'S RIGHT HERE.
2:24 NO, HE'S ESCAPING.
2:25 GO.
2:26 DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE.
2:27 YES.
2:29 Oh my god, bro.
2:33 No way.
2:34 Oh, dude.
2:35 This is the best thing ever.
2:36 Listen, all I'm going to say is every time you like this video,
2:39 our iron golem friend is going to fool a villager.
2:43 All right, buddy.
2:44 You keep cooking over here.
2:45 I'm going back to the shop.
2:46 All right, Dad will be back soon.
2:48 No, bro.
2:48 That was wicked.
2:49 Look at this.
2:49 We only needed five fools in order to buy the emerald scam.
2:52 Then we need 20 two.
2:54 Wait, not 25.
2:55 250 for the fake grass.
2:56 Okay, so this emerald prank ATM scams got to go crazy.
3:00 Okay, check this out.
3:01 So, we found the bank of the city or the village rather.
3:05 And these guys are using they're using the Emerald ATM.
3:08 Like, this is a fancy village.
3:09 So, the plan here is simple.
3:10 We go in, we break down this ATM,
3:13 and we have to put back the fake one in the exact same spot.
3:16 free emeralds for every villager.
3:20 And then smiley face.
3:20 Like, you got to do the smiley face.
3:22 Okay, so we're not done yet.
3:23 We need to connect a bunch of hoppers underground so we can siphon the emeralds.
3:27 Okay, the final one.
3:28 Bam.
3:29 Boom.
3:29 Shaka locka.
3:30 It Who just broke a block next to me?
3:33 Oh no.
3:34 Oh no.
3:35 No.
3:35 No.
3:35 No.
3:36 They found me.
3:36 Bro, this villager is going to report me
3:37 and then my entire idea is down to Danny.
3:41 Why did you just say it was you?
3:43 Bro, you scared me.
3:44 For those you who don't know, this is Danny.
3:46 He's um well, he's Danny.
3:48 There's really not a whole lot to say.
3:50 So nice of you to help us get more emeralds.
3:52 Thanks.
3:53 Yeah, Danny, I'm totally going to help you get more emeralds.
3:55 I'm totally not trying to fool villagers.
3:57 Just You know what?
3:59 Stay right there.
4:00 Oh my gosh, dude.
4:01 Look at the customers.
4:03 They're even type in the chat.
4:04 Bro, this is awesome.
4:05 I can't wait for my three emeralds.
4:08 Okay, so we should be getting emeralds now.
4:11 Let's go check.
4:11 Let's check.
4:12 Oh, you know we're getting emeralds.
4:14 Look, we just went from Oh, oh, oh.
4:15 The amount of villages we pulled keeps going up.
4:18 Yeah, we got hit, baby.
4:21 We got a long way to go, dude.
4:22 Cuz like this is too slow.
4:23 We're only at 25.
4:24 We need 250 for the fake grass.
4:26 Like, what if we just replace every ATM in the village with our fake ones?
4:31 So, we had to go into a little bit of debt to get these ATMs.
4:35 But the moment we flick this lever, all the ATMs in the village are going
4:38 to be connected and just start pouring out the emeralds.
4:42 Come on, baby.
4:42 Can you get us the 250 so we can get that fake grass?
4:45 Bam.
4:46 Oh, dude.
4:47 We're flying.
4:48 Oh, we're This is working better than I even expected, bro.
4:50 250.
4:51 Like, we're just blowing past that.
4:52 We had 300 now.
4:54 I mean, at this point, we just What?
4:55 Skip the fake grass.
4:56 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
4:58 Why number stop going up?
4:59 What happened to my Oh, boys.
5:02 Hold on.
5:03 This is not what it looked like.
5:04 You thought we would fall for that?
5:06 Well, you did, BRO.
5:07 BRO JUST FREAKING BOPPED ME.
5:08 SINCE WHEN DO VILLAGERS HAVE THE ability to attack?
5:11 And see here I was kind of feeling bad about fooling these villagers.
5:14 You know they are my sworn im and mortal enemy.
5:17 Dude, we just went from like a thousand villagers fooled back down to 274.
5:21 So every time we die, we're going to lose some of the full points we got.
5:24 Dry.
5:25 It's fine.
5:26 It's fine.
5:26 We have enough to still get the fake grass, but that was quite the rude.
5:31 Those freaking plebs.
5:32 Give me that fake grass.
5:34 And if you watching this right now,
5:35 go touch some grass right after you finish this video.
5:39 Oh, wait.
5:39 Now I see it, dude.
5:40 Now I see it.
5:41 It's a slime block, but it's got grass on it.
5:44 I'm replacing the grass over here with our fake grass.
5:47 We just have to remember where the spot is,
5:49 cuz then we can fall down from this cliff.
5:52 I'm going to mark it with a little poppy boy.
5:54 Little boy.
5:55 Okay, now where are some villagers that we can fool?
5:58 Oh, wait.
5:58 We got a boy.
5:59 Hey, good sir.
6:00 Uh, yes.
6:01 Come right over here.
6:02 Come right over here.
6:03 You're about to witness a magic trick.
6:04 I'm going to jump from that cliff down
6:06 here and I'm going to take no fall damage.
6:09 Okay, buddy.
6:09 Are you ready?
6:10 Oh, wait.
6:11 Bro brought some friends.
6:12 Oh, please.
6:13 That's stupid.
6:13 You're going to die.
6:14 Oh, that's what they think.
6:16 That's what they think.
6:17 Be prepared to witness greatness.
6:19 Bazinga.
6:20 Oh, shoot.
6:20 Wait.
6:21 Oh, it's right there.
6:21 Okay.
6:22 Oh, come on.
6:24 Come on.
6:25 Tell me that fooled them.
6:26 But that wasn't high enough.
6:27 What do you mean that wasn't high enough, dude?
6:29 That's like a 100 blocks high.
6:30 Try it from up there.
6:31 Up.
6:32 Up.
6:32 Where?
6:33 Up?
6:37 Oh, bro.
6:37 Come on.
6:38 You got to be kidding.
6:38 Really little, bro.
6:39 Really?
6:40 Really?
6:40 But I'll do it.
6:42 Oh my gosh, bro.
6:44 We got a crowd.
6:45 Oh, dude.
6:45 I'm a little nervous.
6:46 I'M A LITTLE NERV WHOA.
6:47 WHOA.
6:47 BUDDY, WATCH IT.
6:48 WATCH IT.
6:49 WATCH IT.
6:49 Let me tell you something really quick before I jump or you push me off.
6:52 Okay.
6:53 I just want to make sure that you guys knew we have toys in Target right now.
6:56 Like this mystery surprise box, the Pluff Slayer, and the mystery plushies.
7:00 Yes.
7:01 In case I die.
7:02 That's right.
7:02 I plugged my toys.
7:03 Assuming.
7:04 Okay, I'm ready.
7:06 I'm ready.
7:06 You could Oh, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
7:07 I JUST WALKED OFF.
7:08 OH, TELL ME THE GRASS IS RIGHT HERE.
7:10 Tell me it's Bro, I'm as I'm as surprised as they are.
7:16 We still don't believe you, bro.
7:18 What do you mean?
7:20 Try it from even higher, bro.
7:22 Dude, where do we go to get higher than this?
7:24 Oh, you're leading me to where we go, huh?
7:26 Is that what's happening?
7:27 What?
7:28 No.
7:29 No.
7:29 No.
7:29 Listen, dude.
7:30 Listen.
7:30 I'm not an astronaut.
7:31 Are you kidding me?
7:32 Is this really what I need to do?
7:33 Dude, I'm never buying fake grass again.
7:35 Okay, forget what I said.
7:36 I told everybody go touch go touch grass.
7:38 I'm literally going I'm going to jump off of the moon.
7:40 I'm not even going to be able to see where the poppy is.
7:43 Houston, we're going to have a problem.
7:45 Okay, we're on the moon.
7:46 We're on the moon.
7:47 I'm I'm just walking off.
7:48 I think it was right here, dude.
7:49 I don't know where I put the poppy.
7:51 I have no idea.
7:51 It's like somewhere in this direction.
7:53 Somewhere in this direction.
7:54 I got to trust my gut.
7:56 I got to trust my fire.
7:58 Oh, wait.
7:58 Is this it?
7:58 Wait.
7:59 Is this it?
7:59 Okay.
7:59 Little adjustment.
8:00 Micro adjustments.
8:00 Micro adjustments right here.
8:02 And bam.
8:04 Oh, I almost missed it.
8:06 And the crowd is even bigger.
8:08 Wait, they f How can he do this?
8:10 They finally believe me.
8:12 I had to go through so much effort.
8:14 I hope you guys know what I had to go through to get this to work.
8:17 And now, dude, this is like you learn about this in the history books.
8:21 This is the Trojan Golem.
8:22 See, in the history books, it was the Trojan horse.
8:24 Oh, dude.
8:26 Oh, dude.
8:26 Look at the inside.
8:27 Little kaboom action.
8:29 Sheesh.
8:30 So, if you guys know from the history books,
8:32 bro, this is a gift for the villagers.
8:34 But when it gets inside the village, it go kaboom.
8:37 They fire nation, we got a problem.
8:39 The villagers have grown smarter.
8:40 They have put up a giant like wall.
8:43 Um, dude, this is so big.
8:45 How am I going to get the Trojan golem in there now?
8:47 When did you guys add this?
8:49 You stole from this village, so we added some defense.
8:51 Okay, I did not steal.
8:53 I fooled.
8:54 Big difference.
8:54 Don't mess with us anymore.
8:56 Well, that's just rude.
8:57 Okay, how do we get the Trojan golem inside?
8:59 They've got this wall all the way around the village.
9:02 We need something, dude.
9:03 We need something.
9:03 We need someone.
9:05 Someone like No.
9:08 No.
9:08 Listen.
9:09 The Lord is answering our prayers.
9:11 Okay.
9:11 No.
9:12 This is not what I meant, Lord.
9:14 Ah, dude.
9:15 Okay, Daddy.
9:17 Um, would you mind helping me, good sir?
9:19 I need a little bit of assistance from you.
9:21 Oh.
9:21 Oh.
9:22 Oh.
9:22 I He's so willing.
9:23 Okay.
9:24 Okay.
9:24 Listen.
9:25 I need you to take this lead and you're going to attach
9:27 it to this giant iron golem and take me inside the village.
9:32 Just make sure you don't mention anything
9:33 about Preston or Trojan or TNT or gold, like anything like that.
9:38 Okay?
9:38 Just be like, "OH MY GOSH,
9:39 THE PRINCE of Zimbabwe sent you guys a gift." You know what I'm saying?
9:43 Okay.
9:43 I think he understands.
9:44 I think he understands.
9:45 Okay, I'm going to put it down right here.
9:46 I felt so bad, dude, because like I had no faith in Danny,
9:50 but Danny is proving me wrong, guys.
9:52 Okay.
9:52 Okay.
9:52 Here we go.
9:53 Here we go.
9:54 This is the big moment, though.
9:55 Are we going to make it past the villager guards?
9:57 And will they drop their walls for us?
9:59 I got a gift from another village.
10:00 Okay, we told him that it was from the Prince of Zimbabwe, but this works.
10:04 Can you let me in?
10:05 Okay, maybe next time.
10:06 Say please.
10:07 Come on.
10:07 Come on, Dave.
10:08 Come on.
10:09 Oh, Danny, I love you.
10:13 I just put goat emojis in the comments cuz we love Danny.
10:15 Okay, here we go, boys.
10:16 Here we go.
10:17 The countdown has started.
10:18 Danny, we got to go.
10:19 Come.
10:19 This thing's going to go kaboom and we do not want to get caught in its wake.
10:23 Danny, you need to run.
10:24 Move.
10:25 Danny, move.
10:27 Come on.
10:27 We got to go, brother.
10:28 Run.
10:29 Run.
10:29 Danny, you're too slow, dude.
10:31 You're going to be in the blast distance.
10:32 Danny, Danny, Danny, bro, is gone.
10:46 Nothing could ever make me like I'm never going to feel the same.
10:50 Oh, wait.
10:50 But we got 27,000 fooled villagers.
10:52 Okay, that makes me feel a little bit better.
10:53 Honestly, Danny, like good riddance.
10:56 That was worth it.
10:57 Anyways, tycoon illusion.
10:59 Oh man, dude.
11:00 This thing is like been around in Minecraft for so long,
11:03 this is like an OG prank to fool your friends.
11:06 It's cuz like no matter what direction you look at it from.
11:09 All right.
11:09 Like look at this.
11:10 Look at this.
11:10 Okay.
11:10 Oh.
11:11 Oh.
11:14 Okay.
11:14 So, I thought this was going to be just an illusion,
11:17 but there's I didn't realize we were getting an entire theme park.
11:21 Purchase some attractions and open the park.
11:24 So, that's what that button does.
11:25 Okay.
11:26 Uh, okay.
11:26 What do we got over here, dude?
11:28 Ooh.
11:28 Peep it, boys.
11:29 Void illusion for 5,000.
11:32 Ooh.
11:33 Swipe it.
11:36 Oh.
11:37 Oh.
11:39 Oh.
11:40 Oh.
11:41 Oh.
11:41 Wait.
11:41 This is good, dude.
11:42 It looks like the tree is just floating in nothingness.
11:45 Oh, dude.
11:46 You know this is going to fool so many villagers, bro.
11:48 It literally fools me.
11:49 Okay.
11:50 Water circle.
11:51 Water circle.
11:51 Wait.
11:52 Oh, like an infinite.
11:53 Wait.
11:53 Like a circle.
11:55 Wait, cuz like Minecraft.
11:57 No, no, no, dude.
12:00 No, bro.
12:00 This would melt anybody's brain.
12:03 Specifically villagers.
12:05 I've never seen like a more perfect circle in my entire life.
12:08 Okay, how many more of these attractions can we afford?
12:11 Oh, wait.
12:12 This one's double the other ones.
12:14 The follow illusion for 10 G's.
12:17 Follow illusion.
12:19 Like, oh, wait.
12:21 This is it.
12:22 This is the dude.
12:23 This is the illusion that everybody knows about from Minecraft.
12:25 Look, look, look.
12:26 See?
12:26 Walk this way to see the illusion.
12:28 So, you keep walking this way and look at the eyes.
12:31 Look at the eyes.
12:32 This is where it trips you out, bro.
12:33 Does it not look like the eyes are following you?
12:36 This thing is so trippy.
12:37 All right, that's it.
12:38 We're out of money.
12:39 It's time to open the park.
12:40 Do we have a line?
12:41 Well, you know, I mean, if my village was on fire and burning,
12:44 I'd probably also be lining up to go to the theme park.
12:47 All right, boys.
12:47 Come on in.
12:48 The water is fine.
12:50 So many villagers.
12:51 They're lagging.
12:52 Oh my gosh.
12:52 Like one guy's already at the pool right now.
12:54 He's rethinking his entire life.
12:56 Nah, there's no way this is real.
12:58 Bro thinks this is AI.
13:00 That's how good this theme park is.
13:02 Okay.
13:02 How's our little void box doing?
13:03 Oh my gosh.
13:05 Dude, look at that.
13:06 This is a guy that's going on like a spiritual journey right now.
13:09 Like he might he may never come out.
13:11 Oh my gosh.
13:11 Look at this.
13:12 Look at this.
13:12 We're at 30,000 villagers pulled and it's climbing.
13:16 It's rising like the sun.
13:18 All right.
13:18 Now, what about this one?
13:19 What about this one?
13:20 They're like going side to side.
13:21 They're like, "Bro, no way.
13:23 Far out, man.
13:25 How does this thing even work,
13:26 bro?" That's what I imagine the villager sounds like right now.
13:29 Holy moly, dude.
13:30 We're at almost 100,000.
13:33 We are cooking on the pranks, dude.
13:35 We're at 100,000 villagers fooled almost.
13:37 Oh, no.
13:38 No, no, no.
13:38 Wait, wait a second.
13:40 They're leaving the park.
13:41 I only have three attractions, so this kind of makes sense.
13:43 But please come back.
13:44 Was it 100,000 villagers fooled to buy the next item?
13:48 Hold on.
13:48 Let me check.
13:49 Let me check.
13:49 Let me double check.
13:50 Let me double check.
13:51 Oh, wait.
13:52 It was 100,000 and we get this scary myth disguise.
13:57 Oh, baby.
13:58 Bro, these villagers are about to literally have a panic attack.
14:00 We're going in.
14:01 Oh, wait.
14:02 Dude, do I get to be the one that's disguised?
14:05 Oh, yes.
14:06 It is I resting the villager.
14:10 Wa.
14:11 Okay.
14:11 Okay.
14:11 If I right click, I got a big mouth.
14:14 W.
14:14 Okay.
14:15 What else we got?
14:15 What else we got?
14:16 Oh, wait.
14:17 We could go invisible, bro.
14:18 Imagine this.
14:19 You get sneaked up on like this.
14:21 Go.
14:22 I'm about to scare the emeralds right out of these villagers.
14:25 This is going to be delerous.
14:27 Our first victims.
14:29 Wait for it.
14:30 Wait for it.
14:30 Dude, they're just having a casual conversation.
14:32 Three, two, one.
14:34 Boom.
14:37 Screaming, bro.
14:38 They're terrified.
14:41 Bro, you've already seen me.
14:42 He's scared of the same thing.
14:44 Look at him.
14:46 Okay, let's see.
14:47 How good is this?
14:48 We're at 9,238 villagers fooled.
14:52 Wait, this only gives us like three fooled v.
14:55 Dude, this is barely working.
14:57 Maybe we can like upgrade how scary we are the more villagers we scare.
15:10 Go.
15:12 Oh, bro's running INTO THE FIRE.
15:13 BRO IS RUNNING INTO THE FIRE.
15:19 Oh my gosh.
15:20 I literally just scared a villager to death.
15:24 This is not worth it.
15:25 Like, this is not worth it.
15:27 I'm going to scare these last two villagers to see if something happens,
15:29 but we're just not getting enough villagers.
15:31 Oh, what is this guy?
15:32 Bro, be careful.
15:33 Everyone is saying there's a terrifying villager entity haunting the village.
15:37 Oh, they're talking about me.
15:38 No way.
15:39 I hate being jump scared.
15:40 What?
15:43 What?
15:44 Wait.
15:44 Villager successfully scared.
15:46 Rumors are now spreading about you.
15:48 Wait, so because the rumors are spreading
15:50 about how terrifying this villager entity is?
15:53 I'm gaining so much mooney.
15:56 All from a rumor.
15:57 This is why you shouldn't believe in rumors, ladies and gentlemen.
16:00 500.
16:03 Dude, I'd have the biggest boob in the world if I wasn't a scary villager.
16:06 500,000.
16:07 You know what that means?
16:09 That means we are going into the secret area.
16:14 Oh, dude.
16:16 Give me a little boom car right now, bro.
16:19 The villager flood for 500,000.
16:22 Yes.
16:23 Yes.
16:24 Are you ready for this, Fire Nation?
16:25 The biggest fool we've done all day.
16:28 Here we go.
16:28 I hope it's like a fake wave or like tsunami that just stops.
16:32 But I don't know what's going to happen.
16:33 So, let's figure it out.
16:34 Come on.
16:35 Oh, wait.
16:37 Villager flood summoned.
16:38 Right click again.
16:39 Dude, it looks like a giant vault.
16:41 What the heck is this thing?
16:42 I've never seen something like this before.
16:43 Oh, wo wo wo wo.
16:48 Dude, it's a giant like wall just holding in the water.
16:52 It's a damn.
16:53 Okay, so just it said right click again to open three 2 one release.
17:01 It's spinning.
17:02 It's spinning.
17:02 Oh, wa wa.
17:04 Bro, I just got slammed by the door.
17:07 Oh.
17:08 Oh, shoot.
17:09 Oh, shoot.
17:10 Like I'm literally I might be Oh no.
17:12 Oh no.
17:12 Oh no.
17:13 Oh no.
17:14 Oh, I'm in the distance.
17:15 I'm in the distance.
17:15 I DON'T WANT TO GET HIT BY THIS.
17:16 I DON'T WANT to get hit by this.
17:18 Wait.
17:18 Okay, so the water doesn't kill you, but it just covers everything.
17:22 Bro, somebody get the ark for Moses.
17:24 Okay.
17:24 Wo woah woah woah woah woah.
17:26 What the heck is this?
17:27 Is this Is this the village?
17:30 Did they just build some kind of massive walls?
17:32 If this is the village and the villagers, they are getting a little bit crazy.
17:36 Oh, no way.
17:38 Heck no, dude.
17:39 They literally built the world's biggest walls to keep us out.
17:42 Good sir, what is this?
17:44 We've been spying on you.
17:46 Okay, jokes's on you, buddy.
17:47 You got a drowning villager beneath you.
17:49 No more pranking us.
17:51 Really?
17:51 Really?
17:52 Oh, you think this is going to stop me from pranking and fooling you guys?
17:56 Shees.
17:56 You guys are sorely mistaken.
17:58 This one's for you, Preston.
18:00 Huh?
18:01 Danny, what are you doing?
18:02 What?
18:03 Danny, did you put all this TNT down here?
18:05 No.
18:05 Listen, Danny.
18:06 Danny, it's covered in water.
18:07 Danny D doesn't work in water.
18:10 Also, how did you come back from the grave?
18:15 Bro, resurrected just to die again.
18:18 Danny, like that could have been a goated moment,
18:21 Danny, if you would have waited.
18:22 Everybody knows TNT doesn't work in water.
18:24 500,000 was spent on this blood.
18:27 And guess where it got us?
18:29 Nowhere.
18:29 What are we supposed to do?
18:31 Like, the next item costs a million.
18:33 We have to fool a million villagers, obviously, to get the next item.
18:35 So, like, what do we do now?
18:37 Unless I'm crazy and like maybe it's not a million.
18:39 Yeah.
18:40 Okay.
18:40 There's there's six zeros.
18:41 That is definitely a million.
18:42 Two.
18:43 This means the only thing that we can buy.
18:45 Like all we can afford is either the illusion tycoon,
18:48 the Trojan golem, the fake grass emerald scam.
18:52 Like we have so little money.
18:54 If I buy this again, dude, last time we did these, we got caught
18:57 and we got killed and it was not very good.
19:00 They already know about this game.
19:02 Like it doesn't work.
19:03 It won't work twice.
19:04 I mean, you would have to be like
19:05 the world's dumbest villager like to fall for this again.
19:08 Unless there was like a whole another village we could scan.
19:11 What the heck is that sound?
19:13 Danny.
19:14 Danny, how do you keep coming back to life?
19:16 Danny, no.
19:16 What are you doing?
19:17 Danny, no.
19:17 This isn't for you.
19:18 This is from I was trying to scam the bad villagers.
19:20 You're one of the good villagers.
19:22 Huh?
19:23 Wait.
19:24 Wait.
19:24 Danny, do that again.
19:25 Do what you just did.
19:27 Wait.
19:27 Do it again.
19:28 Do it again.
19:29 Do you see this, Danny?
19:32 Obviously.
19:32 I didn't even Why did I not think about this?
19:34 Danny's a villager.
19:35 So, if we fool Danny, it actually still works.
19:38 Oh, Danny.
19:38 Danny, I got some big plans for you, buddy.
19:40 I can do my whole bank account.
19:41 Danny, you can do your whole bank.
19:43 Yeah, bro.
19:43 Do your whole bank account, please.
19:45 I'll give you the emeralds back.
19:46 We just found a glitch.
19:48 Yes, Danny.
19:50 You genius.
19:51 Also, yo, where Danny?
19:52 Where did you get so Where did you get that, buddy?
19:54 Bro comes from a rich village.
19:57 He dies.
19:58 What?
20:01 WHAT THE?
20:01 DANNY, keep it going.
20:03 Keep it going.
20:03 Keep it going.
20:04 Keep it going.
20:05 Oh.
20:05 Oh.
20:06 1 million.
20:07 Danny, you can stop.
20:08 Danny, you can stop.
20:09 You don't have to keep.
20:09 Danny, I love you.
20:11 Come here.
20:12 Come here.
20:12 Come here, little.
20:14 Oh, I take everything back about what I said about Danny.
20:17 Danny is literally the goat.
20:18 And we're getting the villager comet.
20:20 Oh, Danny.
20:21 This is all possible because of you.
20:23 Wait, why is it a spaceship?
20:26 I'm going in, boys.
20:27 Oh, wait.
20:27 This is way bigger spaceship than earlier.
20:30 This Wait, it's a twoplayer spaceship needs co-pilots.
20:35 Oh, no.
20:36 No.
20:36 No.
20:36 Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.
20:38 Listen, buddy.
20:38 I think I'd rather have that sheep as a co-pilot.
20:41 It It's nothing against you.
20:42 It's just But it's only fair.
20:44 Like, he did help us fool a million villagers,
20:47 even if he was the million villagers.
20:49 All right, Danny, get on in.
20:50 I'm going to regret this.
20:50 I'm going to regret this.
20:51 But come on in.
20:52 Come on in.
20:52 Come on.
20:52 Okay, Danny, just whatever you do, don't press anything, okay?
20:56 Don't touch anything.
20:57 Don't look at anything.
20:57 Close your eyes and enjoy the ride.
20:59 and keep your hands and arms in the vehicle at all times.
21:05 Don't look at me like that.
21:06 All right, Danny, welcome.
21:08 We have arrived at the space station.
21:10 Okay, so somewhere over here, Danny, again, do not touch anything, please.
21:14 Uh, we probably only get like one shot at this.
21:16 Okay.
21:16 Yes, dude.
21:17 There it is.
21:18 There it is.
21:18 Ooh.
21:19 Oh, bro.
21:20 Dude, dude, dude.
21:22 Oh my gosh.
21:23 Danny, do you see what I see?
21:24 That is literally Earth.
21:25 All right, so here's the deal, Danny.
21:27 I'm going to count down and then we're going to press this button.
21:30 Okay.
21:31 This is a big moment for us.
21:32 Okay.
21:32 And we can do it together.
21:34 Okay.
21:34 All right.
21:34 And three and two.
21:38 And Danny, you press the button without me.
21:43 You know what?
21:43 Fine.
21:43 I'll forgive Danny.
21:44 I'll forgive.
21:45 What does it say?
21:45 Firing comment.
21:46 Wait.
21:46 It's firing the Why am I shaking?
21:48 Danny, I don't know about this.
21:52 Eat that, villagers.
21:54 Oh, direct impact.
21:59 Oh my gosh.
21:59 Wait, wait, wait.
22:00 Okay, Danny, I Oh, oh, oh.
22:03 Oh, wait.
22:04 That's the whole earth.
22:06 Danny, did you know that that was going to blow up the whole earth?
22:08 Because I thought it was just going to blow up the village.
22:10 Um, we did it, Preston.
22:12 I don't think we, you know, we did something.
22:15 Um, I don't think we were supposed to do that.
22:17 I don't I didn't realize.
22:18 Uh, by the way, I hope it's okay.
22:20 I brought some of my friends with me.
22:22 You what?
22:24 Danny.
22:25 Danny.
22:25 These might be your friends, BUT THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS.
22:27 PLEASE, IF you're my friend, click either one of those videos right now.
22:34 Goodbye.
22:36 Hold the W next time.
22:44 Goodbye.