We Drank Way Too Much...
ConnorDawg
0:00 Welcome all to another riveting live stream here in Tokyo, Japan.
0:05 We are in a winner.
0:06 And we're not going to be doing this alone.
0:07 We're going to be drinking alone in these streets
0:08 cuz it would be lonely to drink alone.
0:10 So, I've got a good friend who's going to be joining me today.
0:12 Of course, you know him.
0:13 You love him.
0:14 It's the Premier 2.
0:15 My god, look at that man.
0:17 He's ready to drink.
0:20 I am ready to drink some beer and have some fun.
0:24 Welcome to Tokyo.
0:25 No dry generary.
0:26 Now, why would I not drink in the most boring month where nothing happens?
0:31 That's the best month to drink.
0:32 Let's Let's drink our problems and boredom away.
0:35 I use that every month as my excuse.
0:37 My wife's like, "Oh, that one again." Start.
0:39 Are you going to stick with beer tonight?
0:41 Are you going cocktails?
0:42 Are you mixing it around?
0:43 I always start with beer and then you
0:45 work your way up the concentration of alcohol.
0:48 That was my mistake two days ago.
0:50 Oh, you went back to beer.
0:52 I kind of went like I tried to do like
0:54 a It was like I was playing risk but with alcohol.
0:56 I I started with beer, then I went to a hot buttered rum.
1:00 That was a mistake right off the
1:02 W to a hot buttered rum after beer.
1:03 Then I went mega highball, then sake, then back to beer.
1:08 Okay.
1:08 Okay.
1:09 That's disgusting.
1:10 Where are you taking me?
1:11 So, our first stop tonight.
1:12 Where are you taking me?
1:14 Don't let your kids watch it.
1:16 How's your new year been?
1:18 Uh, I've just been moving, man.
1:19 My entire life is moving.
1:21 This kind of places is always fun.
1:22 Look at that.
1:23 We can sit down here.
1:25 See what's in it.
1:25 The meme jacket.
1:26 I am wearing the meme jacket, Jeff.
1:28 Hold on.
1:28 You know they say life begins at 55.
1:32 So that's where somebody typed.
1:33 I was like, I believe it.
1:34 So our goal tonight is to to run it back like years have passed.
1:39 Just just have a good time.
1:40 Two seasoned alcoholics.
1:43 Well, come by to 2026.
1:44 Yeah.
1:44 Come by.
1:45 Come by, gentlemen.
1:47 So I told Pete to meet me at 5:30 before this.
1:50 Didn't happen.
1:50 He didn't show up.
1:52 No.
1:52 He was like [music] this.
1:53 I'm not I'm not showing up if we're not on a stream.
1:55 I went to this restaurant and I ordered a bunch
1:57 of food thinking that Pete was going to arrive.
1:59 And I I told them I was like, I'm coming with a friend.
2:01 And they were like, yeah, okay, buddy.
2:03 And so when I ordered, they were like,
2:04 are you sure this is this is kind of too much food for one person.
2:06 So these five little wings came out.
2:08 They were tiny.
2:09 I destroyed them.
2:10 Big sausage came out with a little bit of mashed potatoes.
2:12 The sausage was like this big.
2:14 It's reasonable size myself.
2:17 Respectable.
2:17 Respectable size.
2:18 Even half that would be fine.
2:19 Ate all of that.
2:20 And then the thing that he was like,
2:21 "Are you sure you want this?" There's something on the menu just said broccoli.
2:25 It just said broccoli.
2:26 And I not an entire head of broccoli came out.
2:30 But the stem was even longer than one of the ones you get from the store.
2:34 It was so They just handed it to me boiled.
2:36 Was this a large place?
2:38 Oh, I don't know.
2:39 And there was like a tiny bit of cheese on it.
2:41 Like not that much, but a little bit.
2:42 And I was like, "Okay." Cuz I'd never done it before.
2:44 I was like, "Can you eat all of the stem
2:45 of the broccoli?" Cuz I never I'd never eaten it.
2:47 So, I ate the whole tiny head of broccoli.
2:50 When I got there, you said,
2:52 "You better help me with this." There was like two bites of steak left.
2:56 Yeah.
2:56 I also ordered the whole steak.
2:57 You did?
2:57 So,
2:58 I ate I ate half of that.
2:59 I'm kind of disgusted with that.
3:00 Yeah.
3:01 I feel I feel great.
3:02 Holy fat ass.
3:03 What a great comment.
3:04 I feel like people are so concerned with losing weight.
3:07 When are people going to start embracing
3:09 just [music] being a god genuine fat ass?
3:11 I was watching a baseball YouTuber,
3:14 not not a very not particular, but I love this guy.
3:16 He has this other channel called Baseball Bits.
3:19 It's one of the best channels.
3:20 It like takes Super Nintendo graphics and analyzes really cool.
3:24 Like that sounds like a channel for you.
3:26 It's awesome.
3:26 But then he he created a second channel called Foolish Bailey.
3:30 Okay.
3:30 Listen, I'm changing my main channel from Baseball Bits to Foolish Bailey.
3:36 It's called Foolish Baseball is the other one.
3:37 And he goes, "This is not unheard of.
3:39 Many creators have done this before where they've kind of stopped uploading
3:43 on their main and they've kind of their secondary and I was like,
3:47 "Yeah, that makes sense." Heing showed your video
3:50 like he showed Sea Dog VA and Sea Dog.
3:54 What?
3:53 And I was like, "This is insane.
3:55 This guy's my baseball.
3:56 Now Connor's ruined it."
3:58 I ruined it.
3:59 I don't know.
4:00 And that means there's a nonzero% chance.
4:02 I still upload.
4:04 Oh, come on.
4:05 Once a month.
4:05 Well, but certainly Connor Dog has gotten the lion share of the uploads.
4:09 Yeah.
4:09 Well, yeah, but it's also lower quality.
4:12 Oh, stop.
4:12 I'm in half those.
4:13 Those are great.
4:14 Those are That's why they're lower.
4:16 Honestly, that's the best.
4:16 This is one of the lowest quality videos I've made in my life.
4:19 This will probably be a Conerdog special.
4:21 But it was it was pretty cool to see you randomly pop up on my baseball feed.
4:26 It is weird when I watch a YouTube video and then
4:28 someone mentions me in it and I'm like, "What the?"
4:31 That does not happen to me.
4:32 Um I have not been watching Conan O'Brien.
4:34 He's like Pete in Tokyo.
4:35 So crazy.
4:36 His drinking streams are incredible.
4:39 Brendan Fra is inspiration.
4:41 Premiere too, man.
4:42 He's He's really a lot of his character.
4:45 The whale.
4:45 I kind of [laughter] just watched him thinking of Renel family,
4:48 but I I mean the whale get in the shape of this role.
4:52 I just watched I watched Conor.
4:54 I watched Conor eat the broccoli and I I don't know why he sounds like this.
4:58 Frasier, my goat.
4:59 I just can't believe that you were on my my baseball YouTube.
5:03 Why can't you believe that?
5:04 Pretty big leap from anime guru to [laughter] indie baseball YouTube.
5:08 When I'm watching my true crime videos and I see Premier Freeman,
5:12 I'll be like, "That's awesome." Hey, wait a minute.
5:14 You Kansas City foot penner?
5:15 Yeah, that's [laughter] KCF.
5:19 We were like, "Let's go out to Nakano.
5:22 Let's just have ourselves a night." Problem was on the Chu line.
5:25 The show line goes from like all the way
5:27 to Tokyo Station and then to like China.
5:30 It goes so far away.
5:31 You just keep going west.
5:33 For the first time in maybe 10 years since I was like a teacher.
5:37 I was coming back and I was in a nice warm seat
5:40 and I just kind of I fell asleep for like 5 minutes.
5:42 I woke up in Nishi Hachioji.
5:46 Oh my god.
5:46 Which is about an hour away from Tokyo.
5:49 [laughter] And I I thought about being like, you know, not bad to move out here.
5:53 This is quite remote.
5:54 And I was like, "Hey honey, I was just uh I know it's early,
5:57 but I'm just going for a morning run.
5:58 Maybe she's sleeping." Morning run.
6:00 You could have told a more believable lie.
6:01 That was probably a New Year's resolution.
6:03 I was trying.
6:05 She was like, "Please get home safe.
6:06 You're stupid." And please bring McDonald's.
6:07 I was like, "Oh, nice."
6:09 The apology feels a lot better when you feel like a sleeper agent,
6:13 [music] but for gluttony of just being obese.
6:15 I don't know.
6:16 That you might be American.
6:17 That was also the thing that pissed me off on New Year's.
6:19 This bar we went to had Jesus Christ.
6:22 Okay.
6:22 You threw me to the to the walls
6:25 aftermath when you left and I took a picture of it.
6:27 [laughter] It's actually a crime scene.
6:30 So, we go to this bar at like 2:00 a.m.
6:31 Another Chris.
6:32 We're sitting in this bar and he goes, "Hey,
6:34 there's a they have popcorn on this menu." And I was like, "Don't
6:37 I heard that in the other I was like peing
6:39 or something and I was like" And I was like, "Oh, no.
6:40 It's over." Cuz I love I love popcorn.
6:42 I was like, "Order it.
6:43 It's massive.
6:44 It's like it's enormous basket of popcorn.
6:48 It's like an L size in America." And so Chris is like,
6:50 "We should get another bowl." And I was like,
6:52 "Don't don't get another tempt me." I was like,
6:56 "Don't." And now it's like 3:00 a.m.
6:57 and we're working our way through this popcorn and we're playing song.
7:00 Meanwhile, I can feel like I'm dropping a couple like one
7:02 or two or Pete sees our bowl is empty and he goes popcorn.
7:10 And I'm like, and I'm like I'm like crumbs in my be like
7:13 he was thanking me professor.
7:15 I was like, "Stop." So I can feel that it's already like disgusting amount.
7:19 But then I eat another whole portion.
7:21 I think you ate five or six baskets
7:23 and dropped at least half of that on the floor.
7:25 But this is the point.
7:26 It's 4:00 a.m.
7:26 and we've had god knows how many beers.
7:28 I know I've spilled maybe uh at least three handfuls on the floor.
7:32 Three handfuls.
7:33 I've worked in movie theaters.
7:34 This is the most disgusting display of popcorn.
7:38 Can I see the picture?
7:39 No, it's not.
7:41 I should mosaic it.
7:42 And the owner is such a nice guy.
7:43 Was he like, "So I saying your friend is a mess.
7:46 Clean up his popcorn." He was he specifically said who what was his name?
7:49 He was interesting and I said that's Connor.
7:52 He was like please don't bring him back.
7:54 [laughter] Everyone was out to ruin me that night.
8:00 [laughter] I'm the victim.
8:02 That was a self-inflicted popcorn wound.
8:06 [laughter] You must have been inflated like a balloon.
8:09 70 drinks.
8:10 I showed my wife today our our wedding photo and she said, "Wow, half of you
8:18 and then I was like,
8:19 "That's harsh." And then I looked at it and I was like, "Yeah, she's right.
8:22 Look at this.
8:22 You got a dead ball.
8:23 There's nothing." Yeah.
8:25 No, I I first of all, look at that.
8:29 Damn, you were thin.
8:30 I was half.
8:31 Damn.
8:31 Okay, that's That's actually respectable.
8:32 So, I was like, "Okay." I said, "Honey, this year my New Year's resolution."
8:37 Yeah.
8:36 Oka.
8:37 No, I'm kidding.
8:38 But I was [laughter] like, after tonight, I'm locking in and it's okay.
8:42 So, I'll find a new friend after this.
8:46 I'm going to gamble.
8:47 I bought these packs.
8:48 Uh, I don't know what's in it.
8:50 You guys have to tell me if we pull something in.
8:51 I'm going to open one per bar.
8:59 Look at that.
9:00 Yeah.
9:01 Ooh, these are nice.
9:02 Are these expensive?
9:03 One per bar.
9:04 One per bar.
9:05 We're only going to six bars.
9:06 Yeah.
9:06 I'm I was going to, you know, I
9:08 inside here it's like absolutely ramped.
9:11 And the bathroom door is one of these ones that's supposed to slide,
9:14 but you have to like lift it up and remove it.
9:16 And I haven't I need toilet.
9:18 I was like, and then I was like, do I even bother trying to close it?
9:22 And I get like the weird like shaky cam.
9:24 But uh we should keep a running total of how much we spend tonight on So that
9:28 How much was that?
9:29 15 bucks.
9:29 So 1,480.
9:31 Keep it running.
9:31 Tally molds.
9:32 Let us go.
9:33 I feel like today is the the Rob plays session.
9:36 Every one of my streams is me stealing things from Rob.
9:40 I mean, honestly, me, too.
9:43 Look at that, man.
9:43 Cinematic.
9:44 They say the limits of man have no bounds.
9:46 We're going to test that tonight with alcohol.
9:48 He said, "I've been so busy with moving.
9:50 It's been horrible.
9:51 I've only seen one person.
9:53 You." [laughter]
9:54 I said, "Thanks.
9:56 I uh that does sound quite bad." Hi, I'll show you this guy.
10:00 He's I mean, I'll show you Rob's face.
10:04 Okay.
10:05 This guy's humane.
10:06 I'll have a mega high volume.
10:10 Extra large.
10:11 Wait.
10:11 Whoa.
10:11 Whoa.
10:12 Hold on.
10:12 1,000 milliliters.
10:13 Don't do that.
10:14 Uh, Kindra have to be a M size,000 one liter.
10:17 It's like six bucks.
10:19 Oh my god.
10:20 The Pete hair shuffle lives rent free in my head.
10:23 Is it?
10:23 Yeah.
10:24 You know what's so funny?
10:25 My son who's 6 months old.
10:27 He's doing it.
10:28 He went like this the other day.
10:30 No, he's copying you.
10:31 He's copying his dad fixing the peach shuffle.
10:36 Son, don't do what I do.
10:37 Just listen to what I say.
10:38 [laughter]
10:39 That is the most American thing you've [music] done all day.
10:41 Most of this is water.
10:43 No, I'm not slandering the place.
10:45 Say a highball normally is like one of whiskey and then you add mostly carbon.
10:50 Terrible words.
10:51 It's terrible.
10:52 As a bartender.
10:53 Oh, as a bartender, you spend more time in the bar drinking at the bar.
10:57 Yeah, that's what I than you ever did pouring.
10:59 key items that I would be sad to see going.
11:02 What's up?
11:03 I don't
11:04 bomb the camera.
11:06 Please don't bomb it.
11:07 You can Oh, you can wave.
11:08 Yeah.
11:08 Yeah.
11:08 Yeah.
11:08 I don't know the new kids filming [laughter] here.
11:12 Happy New Year.
11:13 Why are you in an Are you eating?
11:18 Yeah.
11:17 Oh, okay.
11:17 Okay.
11:17 Wow, you guys ate a lot.
11:19 I'm at a Peter.
11:22 What's up, man?
11:23 You're a future streamer in the making.
11:25 You got it all figured out.
11:26 I also lost two viewers.
11:28 Lost two.
11:29 Hey, we take that.
11:30 The biggest increase I've had when you get home.
11:32 I haven't seen you before.
11:33 No, you haven't seen me.
11:34 I thought you were pretty.
11:36 Oh, well.
11:36 [laughter]
11:37 He's a lot more handsome than me, I think.
11:41 Dream.
11:42 Dream.
11:42 Okay, now we're getting a little out there.
11:44 Yeah, now it's not a dream.
11:49 Pickle in the chat.
11:49 There you go.
11:50 Let's get the pickles.
11:51 Uh, do I look like any sort of person?
11:54 You look like um Jack Black.
11:56 Jack Black.
11:57 Jack Black, baby.
11:58 Why does he look like Jack Black?
11:59 Don't say fat.
12:00 Don't say fat.
12:04 Good looking beard.
12:06 Thank you.
12:06 Thank you.
12:07 You guys are good kids.
12:08 Bye, guys.
12:09 Oh, it's over here.
12:10 It's over here.
12:10 Bye, guys.
12:11 Bye.
12:11 You okay?
12:12 Bye.
12:12 Okay.
12:13 Thank you.
12:13 Feels weird getting dapped out by a kid.
12:15 That's from Rob somehow.
12:17 I don't know how he did that.
12:18 He has like CCTV.
12:20 Is he hooked into the security camera?
12:22 Rob has like How did he get the one angle that shows my bald spot?
12:25 How did he do that?
12:26 [laughter] I can't I can't keep up with the energy.
12:28 Man, you did get dreamed.
12:29 I was like, I'm out.
12:30 No, I'm out.
12:30 I'm out.
12:31 One day I'll be okay that you called me Dream.
12:33 I'm going to be upset about that.
12:34 You know, Dream is kind of good looking.
12:37 No, that's someone else.
12:39 Um, Mr.
12:39 Beef but Skinny Bird.
12:41 There we go.
12:42 Back.
12:43 What about Jack Black Skinny?
12:44 Okay, it's fine.
12:45 That's all right.
12:45 Now,
12:46 the handsome but handsome.
12:48 Now I'm upset.
12:49 So, you got back and then he was like Jack Black but still fat but handsome.
12:53 Nice.
12:53 He's pretty skinny.
12:55 He is.
12:55 He's like jacked down.
12:56 He's like jacked.
12:57 Yeah.
12:57 Moving is in fun.
12:58 I left my current place and that I miss it already.
13:01 I had trash 24/7 in their building.
13:04 New apartment doesn't have that.
13:05 It's like you got to wait for certain days.
13:07 Yeah.
13:07 Welcome to the room.
13:08 I know.
13:08 I know, dude.
13:09 I used to just go down.
13:10 I would throw all my cardboard down and it was amazing.
13:12 My word of advice is you make one misstep.
13:14 Some child on your ass.
13:18 You're out.
13:18 It was like 1:00 p.m.
13:20 and there was there was trash still there.
13:22 I thought, "Oh, how devious.
13:24 I can put my trash down.
13:27 Oh.
13:26 Suddenly, I hear and then like the door
13:29 shuffling and this this maybe 70-year-old guy comes out.
13:36 He's trump the Japanese.
13:38 [laughter]
13:39 That's crazy.
13:42 Crazy.
13:42 I can't believe
13:45 I was like, "Okay, my bad.
13:46 My pick it up and he's like, "No, no, no." He brings on the whiteboard he's got
13:49 every day and he's showing me the days.
13:51 He's like, "Today is recycling, but not paper."
13:55 And then he's like walking me through everything.
13:57 And I'm like,
13:58 and then suddenly I'm sitting down like in a class show.
14:00 I'm like, "Look at the animal trash." That's so anabol trash.
14:03 But once you get used to it, it's not too bad.
14:05 Quiz time.
14:06 Styrofoam.
14:07 What the is styrofoam?
14:08 Uh, I feel like it's as bestus adjacent.
14:10 I have bad news.
14:11 Oh no.
14:12 What?
14:14 Connor, we used to do RV streams and cyclathons
14:17 and we spent 30 minutes talking about sorting our garbage.
14:20 This is the truly the biggest problem in my life right now.
14:23 This is the biggest thing.
14:24 We are we are we're it's over.
14:26 To the other AARP members who are collecting pension, [laughter]
14:30 I don't know.
14:31 I don't feel anymore.
14:33 My goat dream washed.
14:34 You know how it is.
14:35 The mask came off.
14:37 The mask came off.
14:38 I've been doing that with my hair for 10 years.
14:39 It's okay.
14:40 I I I don't know if you saw I'm a booby.
14:42 My goat was getting Okay, so you fell off, man.
14:46 I've never been a booby guy.
14:50 Wa.
14:50 I I looked at your search history.
14:52 There was plenty of movies.
14:53 Well, there was a lot of that.
14:54 He hasn't streamed in like 2 years.
14:55 So, what's the deal?
14:55 I like him singing.
14:57 Apparently, he's a Discord mod.
14:59 He's a Redditor.
15:00 He's a Redditor.
15:01 That's what they're saying.
15:02 I mean, I was at the Iron Mouse concert.
15:04 The only time I booed was in Booby spoke.
15:07 [laughter] Valid.
15:08 Valid.
15:09 I mean, that's the correct response.
15:12 He's going to come back.
15:13 No, he's not.
15:13 He's going to come back.
15:14 washed fallen star chunk and I'm selling all my booby stock
15:18 on the piggies on the dollar.
15:20 That's crazy cuz you buy in the dip.
15:21 You're buying the dip and he's going to dip by further.
15:24 I don't dip.
15:24 This is like the lowest.
15:27 Why don't you buy another 1,500 scarfs?
15:30 [laughter] What are you going to give scarves this year?
15:32 I bought this today.
15:36 How many unicorn socks do you need?
15:38 How many unicorn scarves does a man need?
15:41 Surely the fifth was enough.
15:42 Yuki, if you're watching, go help my son for a second.
15:46 Yuki agree with me.
15:47 I have some beef with uh Whoa.
15:50 Whoa.
15:50 What's going on?
15:52 My wife, I love her so much.
15:54 And I do.
15:54 And I love that she's the best mother ever.
15:57 She washes these are hand washed.
16:00 She puts them in the machine and they become like some
16:03 weird crinkle crunk mess of like I can't use them anymore.
16:07 So, do you have like an an where you're going to like [laughter] them?
16:11 Dude, so what I'm hearing is goooo gaga, I vote another scholar.
16:14 I Yeah.
16:15 Well, my wife does it, too, so it's okay.
16:17 But she every time that my father-in-law comes over,
16:19 he gets a treasure trove of like
16:22 like stuff that I'm no longer using and then she'll
16:24 pass it off as like Pete bought this for you.
16:27 So, I have these really and he's watching.
16:29 It's fine.
16:29 He's a great guy.
16:30 But, uh I had these really awesome socks that I
16:33 bought that were heat tech that I wore when I stream.
16:36 They're really nice.
16:37 They're so soft.
16:38 And then my wife was like,
16:39 "I want to give these to JJ." And I was like, "Well, time out.
16:44 We should think about this, honey." And then gone.
16:46 And uh half my scarf collection gone.
16:48 A waifu cup shirt that that was given to me from Waifu Cups.
16:51 That's like very nice.
16:53 Gone.
16:54 It's now worn by a 65year-old awesome Japanese dude doing nunchucks in the park.
17:00 Damn.
17:00 I love the idea of getting old soon cuz you just don't have to care.
17:03 You can just say
17:05 nah, he's just like Patty and then they'll be like, well, he's old.
17:10 We got two beers plus mega highball and uh some that again we we're still full.
17:16 Wait, I might have 20 y in.
17:17 Oh, you have crumbs.
17:18 Great.
17:19 Oh, great.
17:20 See what happens to Dream when they're famous.
17:23 [laughter]
17:25 Crumbs.
17:25 Oh, a $1 donation.
17:26 Really?
17:27 Really?
17:27 If you if you laugh at one penny, you'll cry at a thousand.
17:31 You've heard all my stories.
17:32 [laughter] I'm chopped.
17:35 Let me tell you something.
17:36 Coin
17:38 coins.
17:38 I don't need your pennies.
17:39 It's actually worrying how much we already hate each
17:41 other when [laughter] we're It's only been like two places.
17:45 Brotherly love.
17:46 I mean, I do see Pete as an older brother.
17:48 I I do.
17:49 I see you as an older brother, which is crazy because you I'm the older brother.
17:54 Yeah.
17:54 Am I that bold?
17:56 No.
17:57 Bar number two.
17:57 Dumb.
17:58 I think I did the heavy lifting there.
17:59 Actually, we credit to the kids in that one.
18:01 That's my go right there, CHAT.
18:04 [groaning]
18:08 I should be honest.
18:09 This is not my place.
18:10 This is 100% uh Rob's place.
18:13 Like Rob is for everyone.
18:15 My place is 9 minute walk and it's it's that way.
18:19 Okay, let's go this way.
18:20 Let's go down the side street.
18:21 I have a worrying addiction to coffee.
18:23 I think it's so pissing.
18:24 I was like
18:26 that too.
18:26 I I probably have like an enlarged prostate
18:29 that should get looked at, but I'm like,
18:30 "No, it's just peeing."
18:31 The weirdest part is that I don't know what when this happened to me.
18:34 It must have been this year or last year.
18:35 During the day, I'll drink.
18:36 Never need to pee.
18:37 If I have one sip of water 3 hours before bed, I'm waking up
18:41 all night.
18:42 All night to piss.
18:43 And it's like droplets.
18:44 Oh, you're old.
18:46 I am old.
18:47 Oh my god.
18:48 I told Ian, I was like, "Ian, I keep waking up.
18:50 I have to pee at least once a night now." And Ian goes,
18:52 "Only once?" [laughter] And I was like, "Oh god.
18:56 Oh god, it gets worse.
18:57 Oh boy.
18:58 I'll never get a good night's sleep in my life ever again now.
19:00 Hello Kitty.
19:01 No cinnamon roll.
19:02 Sad.
19:04 Nah.
19:04 Sad.
19:04 We don't have the budget for that tonight.
19:05 We're here for drinking around here.
19:07 Oh my god.
19:07 Mouse.
19:08 I've been here the whole time.
19:10 Why have we seen anything mouse?
19:11 I don't know.
19:12 Mouse is here.
19:13 Mouse is here.
19:13 Yo, what up?
19:14 We summoned her.
19:14 There's a cinema roll budget suddenly.
19:17 I've made it happen.
19:18 You know what was uh the greatest day of my life last week?
19:22 [laughter] Ruby's downfall.
19:25 Okay.
19:25 Second best day of my life.
19:28 Yeah, there was a Ginso Sweet Code in
19:29 Oh my good permission.
19:37 Download a hopeless place.
19:39 My Wi-Fi is on fire.
19:41 Device is hot.
19:43 Just like my chat.
19:45 I'm kidding.
19:45 That was diabolic.
19:47 Sorry about that.
19:49 What an act.
19:50 Something I don't know.
19:50 Luffy punching Luffy punching He's just shuffling the What are you doing?
20:00 And no hits.
20:00 Okay, I trust No hits.
20:02 No hits.
20:03 No hits.
20:04 Well, this will make me feel better.
20:07 Cheers.
20:07 You know, fan fans, Chad.
20:09 I I did a stream with Robin FanFan recently.
20:11 How did it go?
20:11 It was very fun.
20:12 I was nervous like, okay, the last time I had met Fan Fan,
20:16 she called you racist.
20:18 Reddit had decided I'm a racist human being.
20:20 So, I was like, okay, how do I make seven minutes?
20:24 Exactly.
20:24 [laughter] We'll end that way before.
20:26 But uh you've already made me forget what I was talking about.
20:29 You called me your racist that really just
20:33 we we are so disconnected from our responsibilities.
20:37 Yesterday I couldn't figure out the name of washing machine.
20:40 That's what they're called
20:41 cuz I want to call it a launch.
20:43 A bad machine a bad name.
20:44 I know, right?
20:45 My question is what do the Germans call it?
20:47 Because that's probably W joke though.
20:51 Thanks Joe.
20:52 There you go.
20:52 That'll be a joke.
20:54 I still can't remember what my my observation was from the Robstrom.
20:57 It's going to bother me for two more hours.
20:59 No, we'll never know.
20:59 And quite [laughter] frankly,
21:00 it couldn't have been that interesting if you forgot about it.
21:03 Well,
21:03 did you know I ate a whole head of broccoli tonight?
21:05 Please tell me again.
21:07 You know what's funny?
21:07 You've only mentioned it once on stream.
21:09 You told me three times while we were at the restaurant.
21:13 I just don't think you understood.
21:14 Have you seen your whole head of broccoli?
21:16 Yes.
21:16 I am my human.
21:17 I'm from Kansas.
21:19 I didn't see broccoli when I was there.
21:20 You do not go to Kansas.
21:22 We have FELT TOO.
21:23 [laughter]
21:24 I just feel like it wasn't an appropriate reaction for eating a whole broccoli.
21:27 No, I don't think we should be.
21:29 I had a whole head of broccoli,
21:32 including the stem.
21:33 20 minutes later, I was like, "Oh, thanks for the beer." And then you were like,
21:36 "Yes, but the beer does pales in comparison
21:39 to the head of broccoli that I have."
21:41 I just don't think you gave kudos enough to me.
21:44 [laughter] It's a vegetable.
21:45 You're dodging the question.
21:46 When have you seen anyone eat a whole head of broccoli?
21:48 me.
21:49 Okay.
21:49 Frankly, I need to see the broccoli down.
21:52 The size of your size of your big [laughter] That doesn't look impressive.
21:57 That's covered in cheese.
21:59 That's massive.
21:59 You said it had a little bit of cheese.
22:00 Show them the picture.
22:01 A little bit.
22:02 It had a little bit.
22:03 I can't even see the broccoli.
22:05 It had a little bit of cheese.
22:05 It had a little bit of cheese.
22:07 Okay.
22:07 You haven't had a vegetable in 5 years.
22:10 No.
22:10 No.
22:10 I just don't think you understand.
22:11 I just feel like I've heard this [laughter] five times.
22:14 As a mate, I've heard that you you aren't impressed by the broccoli.
22:17 Well, I'm a little upset that you didn't stick up
22:19 for me when he called me Jack Black, but nice.
22:22 Jack Black is a great call.
22:24 He's like, what am I going to say?
22:27 I need somebody to go to Tokyo Butchers,
22:29 [laughter] which is a fantastic restaurant in Ueno, which
22:32 a chain.
22:33 It's a chain.
22:36 What?
22:35 Hate to break it to you.
22:39 [laughter]
22:40 Your whole defense of it was it had
22:42 no cheese and then you only showed us cheese.
22:45 Are we forgetting the fact that you you left me out to dry?
22:49 So, I had time to Here we go.
22:50 Here we go.
22:51 Now, we're just as I asked the server.
22:53 I'm like, I want this all to come out.
22:55 Mate, I'm married.
22:56 You can't do this.
22:57 This is called gny sacking.
22:59 You're now saying like my offense of bringing
23:02 up broccoli is way worse than me being late.
23:05 I'm sorry.
23:06 I'm sorry.
23:06 Is bringing up broccoli worse than being 30 minutes late to time.
23:10 All right.
23:11 6:45.
23:12 We were already streaming.
23:13 Dip [laughter] I'm sorry.
23:16 The whole staff looked at me like I was
23:17 kind of a lector eating the whole menu solo.
23:20 They they were about to get me the straight jacket
23:22 to put me in the chains cuz they were like,
23:24 "Why did he order four things for himself?" I was late.
23:28 Yes.
23:29 But my tardiness would not even compare to the sloth that was sitting at this.
23:36 I took a picture through the window.
23:38 It was a fat ass and repost.
23:40 You were you were sitting at you were hunkered over your broccoli.
23:44 I was like the baron from Doom.
23:46 I was like give me more
23:47 through the window.
23:48 I should have been there.
23:49 That's why he was 30 [laughter] minutes late.
23:51 He said getting the composition right.
23:52 The lighting's all wrong.
23:53 No, no, no.
23:54 I took one shot.
23:55 You're fiddling with the camera for 4 hours saying I got to get a shot.
23:58 I'll do a peach stream where we're pointing at the ceiling and
24:01 Please don't do a peach stream.
24:02 Don't do a peach stream.
24:03 If you want to continue your career, don't do what I do.
24:06 I'm hungry again.
24:08 No way.
24:09 That's crazy.
24:10 I just saw fried chicken pastels and I was like, I can go for it.
24:13 This 15 to 20 minute little tennis volley of insults.
24:17 Ah, the stream peaked.
24:18 That's it.
24:19 From here, it's Oh, yeah.
24:20 You got to open one.
24:21 You got to open one.
24:22 No, you got to open one for this bar.
24:23 Hope you enjoyed it.
24:24 The rest is all broman and and dream from here.
24:29 Let's see if we got anything good.
24:30 Okay.
24:34 Look at that boy.
24:35 Nothing good.
24:35 Nothing good.
24:36 Okay.
24:36 By the way, I just looked at our stream.
24:38 Yeah.
24:39 I look like the Michelin man tire guy.
24:41 I look like Jack Black with fat.
24:43 No, that's me.
24:43 I'm I'm You're Jack Black with funny.
24:45 Yeah, I'm You're Jack Block.
24:47 They say Jack Block.
24:49 Did I lose my Metal Gear beanie already?
24:51 That would be so I did.
24:53 Well, if anybody finds it a souvenir, it's my turn.
24:58 Luckily, we only got the next one.
25:00 The next one's super expensive.
25:02 Oh, damn.
25:02 You have 100 yen?
25:03 Yeah, of course.
25:04 Wow, your nails are very cool.
25:06 Yeah.
25:08 WOW.
25:08 [screaming] Shanks card is worth 130 in good condition.
25:12 No, they're lying, bro.
25:15 Inflated price.
25:16 How much of the bill?
25:17 2,98.
25:19 That's yours, bro.
25:20 You need it.
25:21 I do.
25:22 My son will appreciate it.
25:24 I think she handed it to me.
25:26 Let's assume this guy is bad.
25:27 Yeah, she knows.
25:28 This guy is This guy's fair.
25:30 I gave her money.
25:32 Hey, Conor.
25:32 Hey, Connor.
25:32 I've got this one, man.
25:33 Oh, wait.
25:34 Do you need change?
25:35 I've run out.
25:36 Oh, convenient, isn't it?
25:37 Oh, tell us some more about the broccoli stock.
25:39 Maybe she broccoli.
25:40 I can tell you how much amazing.
25:43 That's so cool.
25:44 Dream.
25:46 Just tell me more.
25:47 Too fast, sir.
25:47 You know it.
25:49 Oh, [laughter] you nearly tripped.
25:54 Bye-bye.
25:55 Bye-bye.
25:56 They were so sweet.
25:57 They were.
25:57 They were very nice.
25:59 Look at Leonard.
25:59 It's popping on a Friday night.
26:01 Oh my gosh.
26:01 Everywhere is ramp.
26:03 The real 1500 plus ELO drinkers stay out past 12.
26:06 I'm a top lane.
26:06 I just I start strong and in strong.
26:10 [laughter] I'm just in.
26:12 That's impressive.
26:13 I'm not the faker of drinking, but I'm the
26:16 Z.
26:19 What am I?
26:21 You're probably Lwig's Amumu.
26:23 Whatever.
26:23 But [laughter]
26:24 I'm the I'm call it at like 12 every night.
26:28 You're like goooo gaga.
26:29 I got to go home.
26:30 But I did a live stream in Ueno.
26:32 Oh, did you?
26:32 The word on the street is that I am called the angel of Ueno.
26:36 Oh, really?
26:37 It was at this crosswalk where a guy I was
26:40 waiting for the light to change and these dudes fell down.
26:43 And you called them?
26:44 No, I didn't help them at all.
26:45 I was like, [laughter]
26:45 "Not my problem." You pushed them.
26:47 When I crossed the street next, when the light changed,
26:49 I found a phone on the ground.
26:51 Oh, is that?
26:52 And the guy called me and I was like, "I got your phone, man." And he was like,
26:55 "Meet me right here at this station." And I was like,
26:57 "I got you." Basically, I drink for free here.
27:01 I'm a hero.
27:02 Really?
27:02 And why is China saying you're the devil of ao?
27:05 That's ridiculous.
27:06 That sounds like a bunch of broccoli eaters.
27:08 That's just fake news.
27:09 They don't need a whole head like me.
27:10 You could never call me the devil of ao unless we're talking like demon time.
27:14 Let's drink.
27:14 [laughter] So, the next place we're going is a 100% put it on the books.
27:20 I want this on the record.
27:21 I found it and told Rob.
27:23 Did you really?
27:24 No.
27:24 [laughter] Somebody said Connor and Peter are the bellins of Tokyo.
27:28 I don't I don't appreciate that.
27:29 I actually appreciate that.
27:30 Thank you.
27:30 He likes anything British.
27:32 I'm an East Ender.
27:34 You You're [laughter] not an East for the East End.
27:38 I'm an East Anglas.
27:40 You That's kind of what I'm still looking for the [laughter] G-spot.
27:47 Is Is being a Belland of Tokyo really that bad?
27:50 I love this is like an idiot.
27:52 I know what a Pel.
27:55 No, it's not.
27:56 I thought it [laughter] was.
27:57 No, it's not a Pokémon.
27:58 What's the one that's called?
27:59 A victory bell.
28:01 Is it a plant that
28:02 Yeah, that's a victory bell.
28:03 I thought it was called Bellin.
28:04 It's [laughter] a Pokemon.
28:06 Wait, wait.
28:06 Victory.
28:07 I know what
28:09 like the bell.
28:10 It's Looks like a bell.
28:12 Mine doesn't.
28:12 Mine's tragically disformed and [laughter] mutated.
28:16 It's suppressed.
28:17 I told you not to go on that.
28:18 Mine looks like the elephant's elephant's foot.
28:21 [laughter] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:23 This way.
28:23 This way.
28:24 Where are you taking me?
28:25 Just chill, daddy.
28:26 Look at this.
28:27 [laughter] Chill.
28:29 Chill.
28:29 Daddy.
28:29 What are you taking out?
28:30 Eat this guy.
28:33 Hi.
28:33 So handsome.
28:34 Why?
28:34 Thank you.
28:34 It's very kind of you.
28:35 My goats donkey.
28:36 Don't tell.
28:38 Why does this look like Connor about to do a review of true crime?
28:41 It was 1938 when the foot tickler of Kansas City first victim.
28:47 The foot fetisher.
28:48 Oh my gosh.
28:49 Oh no.
28:50 Oh no.
28:54 That was his first victim.
28:55 I had to take the job.
28:57 It's okay.
28:57 It happens.
28:58 We'll buy them the bar of dry.
29:00 I didn't even do anything.
29:01 I just like you were just that rotundant that you It's my job
29:06 as a mate now to make fun of you for the entire night.
29:08 [laughter] You do know that, right?
29:10 That wasn't even a drunk moment.
29:12 I That wasn't that you were horrifically sober.
29:15 In fact, you need four more drinks for that.
29:18 It's impressive the amount of water one man can spill.
29:21 It wasn't just water.
29:22 There was you smell as well.
29:24 MC in 15.
29:26 She was holding a very small whiskey glass straight which means
29:31 it was like the most expensive drink ever.
29:34 Devil was trying [laughter] to get.
29:36 So let me get this straight.
29:36 So we come in here.
29:37 We're like, "Hey, can we stream?" And then we It's okay.
29:42 I'll get you a drink.
29:43 So he's [laughter] apologizing for future.
29:47 I didn't spill any drinks.
29:48 I spilled water.
29:49 Oh my god.
29:53 He's risen.
29:53 He's raising already.
29:54 He's already raising everyone at the bar.
29:56 This is somehow still Connor's fault.
29:57 We could never blame Pete.
29:59 I hate it.
30:00 I hate it.
30:01 I had zero issues saying,
30:03 "I'll buy your next drinks cuz I know it's your turn." So, [laughter]
30:08 well, I mean, the bill hasn't come yet.
30:09 Well, I was saying I did the last one.
30:11 You offered everyone else to drink on my bill.
30:13 Yes, [laughter] exactly.
30:14 What do you think of this?
30:15 Uh, what do you think?
30:16 Oh, I almost knocked this guy over.
30:17 Oh, you did.
30:18 I should have warned you.
30:20 Oh, wow.
30:22 I can just drink off the floor.
30:23 Frankly, half of my stuff is
30:27 Yeah, you got to hydrate immediately.
30:28 Okay, let's try this.
30:29 This is the right on time.
30:31 But this is supposed to look like the record of the the setting.
30:35 It does look like the record.
30:36 Yeah.
30:36 Well, can't Oh, I can't even go.
30:39 You let me go.
30:40 Wow.
30:40 My Oh my god.
30:43 Oh, she playing with me.
30:44 Playing stay with me.
30:45 Oh, cuz you order the drink.
30:46 They play it.
30:47 Yeah.
30:47 Be careful.
30:48 I will [laughter] say yeah please please hold it very carefully.
30:53 When we first met you asked me what do you do
30:55 and I said I was an English teacher and you go
30:59 I did not do that.
31:00 I did not do that.
31:02 You son of a I did not do you maybe the devil.
31:05 The only time I did that is when Pete went you know so working out the triceps.
31:09 I was like that's [laughter] his special jacket.
31:16 He's like triceps.
31:17 I'm like you said you said you were looking to work
31:21 out the doubt [laughter] that you had looking at me.
31:23 You were like bro it's not ever worked out in his life.
31:28 So he's looking at me.
31:29 He's like actually the correct form while he's got
31:30 a beer in hand 15 scarfs to his [laughter] name.
31:33 He's like this is what you got.
31:35 He was like a Reddit commenter.
31:36 He was like he was telling me about the optimal workout.
31:38 Meanwhile he's he's figuring out which which beer comes after high ball.
31:41 He's like [laughter] what?
31:44 I'm knocking over.
31:45 Oh my god, I almost hit it again.
31:47 Bro should just have a hydro pump [laughter] on his name.
31:50 Just hook me up to the faucet.
31:52 Like my normal philosophy is one drink, one water.
31:56 That's not mine.
31:57 I know it's not mine.
31:58 One water, have one mega.
32:00 Dude, when you when you pee next to me, you look like necromancy.
32:03 I don't know what's going on.
32:04 I'm not sure what's happening.
32:05 All right, Mr.
32:06 Trips.
32:06 [clears throat] All right,
32:07 so you're you're you're going through a midlife crisis.
32:10 You're dribbling out.
32:12 Well, you're nearly dead when you're wondering why
32:14 I have a mean stream or whatever it's called.
32:16 [laughter]
32:18 Said no one ever until today.
32:21 We got to tell everyone about the broccoli hat here.
32:23 I want everyone to know about what I did.
32:25 They're going to think you're talking about like some Zoomer haircut.
32:29 [laughter]
32:41 Okay.
32:41 Okay.
32:42 Hey, Pete.
32:43 Bald much.
32:44 Okay, that's a bit much.
32:46 Careful with the hands.
32:47 You're right.
32:48 Now, I'm just going to talk like this, like Trump.
32:51 Your hair looks luscious, Pete.
32:53 Thank you.
32:53 The hair, not a wig.
32:55 Everybody says got to be a wig.
32:58 All natural and no testosterone only hair.
33:02 So much estrogen.
33:05 Estrogen.
33:06 So what did you order?
33:07 I said get us what you think we deserve.
33:09 I think he brought you a Fuji water.
33:11 He was like boy needs more Google gag.
33:14 [laughter] Why am I boy now?
33:17 He was factual.
33:17 You had two baby beers to my mega highball.
33:20 They were medium beers.
33:22 No they were not.
33:22 They were not medium.
33:24 Shut it.
33:24 Said it.
33:24 It said chew.
33:25 Yeah.
33:25 Which is literally the word for medium.
33:27 Yeah.
33:27 For like estrogen or because [laughter]
33:30 it's not even the insult I wanted to go with.
33:32 I wanted to go with testosterone.
33:34 Medium.
33:34 [laughter] Medium.
33:37 A little joke.
33:38 Yeah.
33:38 Like it's uncos to yourself, my friend.
33:45 What do you want from me?
33:46 Do I insult you or do I compliment you?
33:49 The middle ground.
33:50 This is
33:50 why you wouldn't survive in the UK.
33:51 You don't know the balance.
33:52 Well, in the UK, I think I'd be killed within 3 weeks.
33:55 Like, every [laughter] time I've gone to the to the UK,
33:58 I offer people like around.
34:00 They just think I'm like some sort of or something.
34:03 Like, they they think I have an ulterior motive.
34:06 [laughter] Why would you in the UK it is weird for you?
34:09 That's what I'm saying.
34:10 But like in Japan, I'm just I can't understand.
34:13 Is it so unusual to buy people [laughter] drinks?
34:17 I honestly thought it was like criminal
34:18 like the way they think you're drugging them.
34:20 But that's what's crazy is I was just trying to be friendly
34:23 because we don't like each other.
34:25 But that's crazy.
34:26 Well, is it I don't know you, thus I don't know why you would want to do this.
34:31 But British people also are the very
34:33 first [laughter] people to make a small talk.
34:35 Yeah, of course.
34:36 But small talk is free.
34:38 I see.
34:39 Wow.
34:40 That's old fashioned the show.
34:42 I had this one last time.
34:42 It's so good.
34:45 Hey, do you want the old fashioned?
34:47 I'll take a whiskey shower.
34:49 You bastard.
34:49 You got two wishes.
34:51 I told them say, "How do you make new friends in the UK?"
34:55 You don't.
34:57 [laughter]
34:57 What a depressing country.
34:59 It's good.
35:00 Oh, it.
35:01 My dad, if a random person bought him a pipe, he might be insulted.
35:06 Maybe I feel like an older generation might feel like, "Oh,
35:08 you think I I can't afford this or I can't pay my own way." Let me text him.
35:12 I'll ask him.
35:13 Yeah, I want to know.
35:13 I want to know.
35:15 Tell him a [clears throat] random person bought him a pint at a pub.
35:18 So, we'll see if he replies.
35:19 We had an amazing trip in the UK.
35:21 And then we we saw [laughter] Chelsea versus Everton.
35:24 Yeah, but I mean, I know he got us kicked out.
35:26 Connor, in his infinite wisdom, even I know that I'm not this stupid.
35:29 No, I thought it was funny.
35:31 No, he's an idiot.
35:32 So, we go to uh the Everton.
35:34 It's at Chelsea.
35:35 Everton is playing Chelsea.
35:37 We're sitting down and this guy comes in about
35:39 an hour and a half and he goes, "Hello everybody.
35:41 Welcome to the match of the day.
35:43 It's here, Chelsea." All right, folks.
35:46 do we have any Chelsea fans in attendance today?
35:49 And everyone goes like and [laughter] he goes,
35:52 "Do we have any dreaded Everton fans?" And Connor,
35:57 full voiced, way louder than anybody's ever been,
36:01 goes, "Yeah, Everton, let's go." I thought it was chill.
36:06 I thought you screamed it.
36:08 I thought it was funny.
36:10 Within 6 seconds, [laughter] a security guard comes by and goes,
36:13 "Sit on your hands, lad.
36:15 sit on your hands.
36:16 If Everton scores, and they will sit on your hands,
36:20 which was a foolish thing to say.
36:22 Everton was never going to They were never going to score.
36:23 They haven't won there in 30 years.
36:25 They baited me.
36:26 I said, "Is there any Eson fans here?" I said, "Yes." Okay.
36:30 Chelsea fans are possesses.
36:31 I actually shouted like a real fan.
36:33 These fake fans, I think collectively amongst hundred of them,
36:36 they weren't as loud as me.
36:38 Uh, no.
36:38 Chelsea fans, I've always been told for like even in America for like 20 years,
36:43 fake fans.
36:43 They're fake fans.
36:44 fans.
36:44 They're all transplants.
36:45 They're all people just coming in saying like, "Hi, I'm a fan."
36:49 So, they give away t-shirts,
36:50 two t-shirts,
36:51 and it was in the hospitality section.
36:52 So, it's mostly tourists, right?
36:54 Number 12.
36:55 So, number 12 goes up and they go, "Brian, you're a big Chelsea fan.
36:59 Where you from?" And and the mic goes over.
37:00 He goes, "I'm from India." And the guy was like,
37:02 "Are [laughter] you a Chelsea fan?" He's like,
37:04 "Yeah." He's like, "You just won a jersey." He's like,
37:07 "I'm okay." And he was like,
37:09 "But you have a nice Chelsea jersey now." He's like,
37:12 "I don't really care." And then the next guy,
37:15 they were like, "Well, we still GOT ONE MORE FAN to win.
37:17 Is it going to be like a guy from Inner London
37:19 who's been a Chelsea fan since he was a baby?" No,
37:22 it was a guy from South Carolina.
37:25 Yeah.
37:25 And he went like this.
37:26 HE WENT LIKE, "YEAH, [screaming] ARE YOU a Chelsea fan?" He's like, "No,
37:30 I'm just here with my bros." Well,
37:32 you've won a Chelsea jersey like the faithful.
37:36 Let's do it.
37:37 But like they did not beat the allegations that they have
37:40 a bunch of people just visiting to watch the game, including us.
37:43 As soon as you said that you were like an Omega Everton fan, he was like,
37:47 "Don't drink our beer and ease up on the food,
37:50 lads." [laughter] And he looked at me like Taco Bite.
37:53 He was like, "Especially you, fat." He didn't say that.
37:56 He whispered it.
37:57 He whispered it.
37:57 Yeah, I heard it in the mic.
37:58 [laughter] My favorite part of going to the UK is
38:00 that I rented an Airbnb for my entire family.
38:02 Oh boy.
38:03 Entire family and
38:04 Well, Pete's part of the family.
38:05 I'm part of the family.
38:06 put a family.
38:07 So, everyone had their own room and Pete had the penthouse.
38:09 I did.
38:10 He had the penthouse suite.
38:11 Top floor, baby.
38:11 Problem was the penthouse didn't have bed sheets or a duvet.
38:15 The first night Pete slept like a barbarian in here at hunger.
38:18 He was like, "You get to sleep." And the coin flip.
38:20 Yeah.
38:21 Like, can I save my life?
38:22 If he gets to save or not,
38:23 I had to dodge the brown stains on the uh
38:28 I mean, truthfully, I've got the photos to prove it.
38:31 And the mattress you had look wrong.
38:32 That's what I'm saying.
38:33 That's the It wasn't my stain.
38:34 So the I I keep calling them up the Airbnb.
38:37 I'm like I'm like, "Hey, this is unacceptable.
38:39 I'm paying so much money.
38:41 Why the is there no bed sheets?" And I had to pay extra
38:43 for the bed sheets that Pete was going to sleep on, which is ridiculous.
38:47 Airbnb is such a goddamn scam.
38:49 And they brought the bed sheets after I shouted at them like two times over.
38:52 And then Pete sleeps on them.
38:54 And then Pete comes down the next day.
38:56 He's like, "Hey, just so you know, I didn't have a duvet." It's like,
38:59 "What?" So the guy comes over and he's like, "I'm, you know, I'm so sorry.
39:02 I'm going to fix this.
39:03 it's going to be okay.
39:04 And he's looking at he goes.
39:06 And so he goes to Pete's bed and at the end of the bed sheet,
39:10 he just untucks the duvet.
39:12 [laughter] It was so tightly tucked in.
39:15 Pete didn't realize he had a He had a blanket.
39:19 He had a duvet the entire time.
39:21 He slept on top of it.
39:23 And I'm chewing this guy out and I'm like, "My friend is American.
39:27 He really had read 40.
39:30 He's a lower IQ.
39:31 He really suffered a lot.
39:33 development growth.
39:34 That's true.
39:35 But what did I do this time
39:37 when you were like that?
39:38 I slept the whole night with no blanket and then it turned out
39:40 it was tucked in [laughter] and I was chewing this poor guy out.
39:43 First of all, it was still disgusting.
39:46 It was still disgusting.
39:48 The other thing we didn't talk about was my addiction to anisol medicine.
39:51 So, my dad has answered, by the way.
39:54 Okay.
39:54 What do you say?
39:54 My dad says you would be suspicious at first.
39:59 Suspicious.
40:00 which is if you had chatted for a while
40:02 a couple of drinks in it would be okay only okay
40:06 but it would be suspicious it would be weird
40:09 how do you have a few drinks with a random
40:11 stranger unless you're talking about the politics you guys
40:14 okay what what are you talking about
40:16 when I went to the Welsh trip I went to the goat
40:19 which was the name of the bar I made like a my goat
40:22 my goat
40:23 I I met some some punters there and they were like hey you know I'm visiting
40:27 the and I was like this is such a cool part of the Midlands of Welsh.
40:31 And they go, "Well, you know, I'm surprised that the England even notices us.
40:35 You know, they've been encroaching on our borders
40:36 for 200 years." I was like, "Well,
40:38 are we in the north?" And they were like,
40:39 "No." And then another guy was like, "Yes." And then they were like,
40:43 "Fuck off." And then they were like,
40:45 "This is the North since 1738." He's like, "Well,
40:48 no, since Edward the One moved our castles down." Then they were like,
40:52 "You threw a credit."
40:54 But eventually that they were like, "It doesn't matter.
40:57 The crown doesn't recognize this hamlet anyway.
41:00 But you guys have like two different colors.
41:03 It's either the pale yellow of the beers or the brown beige of the
41:08 crazy Kansas man.
41:09 Hey, look.
41:10 We've got vegetables.
41:11 You don't you don't have vegetables.
41:12 We have savory barbecue.
41:14 You guys are so weird cuz you're
41:17 a British man defending his country's food color.
41:21 No.
41:21 No.
41:22 Your menu hasn't been updated since the industrial revolution.
41:25 And your your menu was forged by Nestle
41:28 and never updated because they told you what to do.
41:30 [laughter] Oh, would you say I'm gonna jerk you off as well?
41:34 Yeah, I wouldn't appreciate it.
41:36 It'd be the best thing that happened
41:37 to me in that country with your stained mattresses.
41:40 I could have at least some dignity with a quiet [laughter] jerk off.
41:44 My favorite part about eating in America was
41:46 that I'd get my food and they'd be like,
41:47 "Here's the check." As I as I pick up the burger,
41:50 I'm like, [laughter] "Are do I smell that repulsive?
41:54 my being instructed to leave this quickly.
41:56 First of all, I leave in my own ambition.
41:59 Yeah.
41:59 Ice was outside the door waiting for me.
42:02 [laughter] That's horrific.
42:04 What a horrific reference.
42:06 Actually, that's that is horrific.
42:08 The whole entire time.
42:09 Honestly, America's pretty right now, frankly.
42:12 That's why you're Japanese.
42:13 That's why I'm just saying here I went to Chris's wedding with you, but I
42:18 Okay, [laughter] so how do we go from ice from ice
42:23 to Chris's wedding?
42:24 I want to I'm waiting for the uh I'm winning.
42:27 We go to Chris's wedding and already I can
42:29 feel like there's a terrible obstruction in my anus.
42:33 [laughter] The only obstruction is the
42:37 British.
42:37 Okay, now I'm just public enemy number one.
42:40 So, I was talking to Ian because you were already like,
42:43 you know, it's clout con for you.
42:45 You're [laughter] I've had 5 days of British
42:48 food and drink and everything just hurts down south.
42:52 Like, I I cannot live in this world without a bedet.
42:55 I was talking to Ian.
42:56 I was like, I don't know if I can get through 2 days of this wedding.
42:59 It's like it's so painful.
43:02 So, Ian was like, we'll buy you medicine that can like help your
43:05 medicine that can help.
43:06 There's nothing.
43:07 He was like, "Just go in there and look
43:08 for whatever ails your body." So I'm like,
43:11 "Excuse me, I'm looking for the anusol." And London.
43:15 And then they were like, "Excuse me,
43:17 Peter Macy's looking for the anusol and six." Uh,
43:20 this person comes by and they're like,
43:22 "You're looking for the anusol." And I was like,
43:24 "Does it have to be named that?" Like,
43:27 you should buy all these 17 different medications.
43:31 See what I'm saying?
43:33 Yeah.
43:33 Yeah.
43:33 You know what?
43:33 Get the bill.
43:34 I'm not even going to finish it.
43:34 Go watch my vods.
43:35 I don't want to hear this this guy.
43:38 Tell me more about the broccoli that you ate tonight.
43:40 So riveting a Mexican.
43:42 No, no, it's cool.
43:43 It's cool.
43:43 I [laughter] This guy the ice joke.
43:45 I'm like J.
43:48 That was a funny joke.
43:49 [laughter]
43:51 High five you.
43:52 I mean
43:53 is you have cash?
43:54 Ooh, the big bill.
43:56 Please do not actually take this seriously.
43:58 But [laughter] I think if I were to drive any vehicle,
44:01 I could drive a plane right now.
44:02 The only thing you could drive is your channel down to our booby rest.
44:08 Yeah, that's true.
44:09 I feel like that's about it.
44:11 For those keeping track, this bar was 8,800 yen.
44:15 Do you like this place?
44:16 This place is such a
44:17 This place is awesome.
44:18 And like I feel like we didn't get to [laughter] explain it well,
44:21 but like this is this is peak.
44:23 Okay, chat.
44:24 Let's pull some cards.
44:28 Wait, holy Wait, is that a pull?
44:29 Wait, that's kind of crazy.
44:30 Looks like a crazy fold.
44:32 Should we go?
44:35 Yeah.
44:33 That's all.
44:38 Everybody told me you're good, man.
44:40 Don't worry about spillage.
44:42 Really?
44:42 And in fact, the nice place.
44:45 Let's go towards your next place.
44:47 I don't know the name of it in Japanese.
44:51 Yikes.
44:51 If you see the name of this place, it's like insanely hard to understand.
44:55 Yes, Barbie.
44:56 I I know the
44:57 Okay, I'll ask Rob
44:59 cuz you you run your own me.
45:01 I don't think Australians have phones yet.
45:03 Like I think he just might be waiting for like a kangaroo.
45:07 Oh, wait.
45:07 Paul sent it to me.
45:08 Paul sent [laughter] it to you.
45:12 Paul.
45:12 So Paul knows where it is.
45:13 Paul's my goat.
45:14 Why is Paul saving your day here?
45:17 He's just a goat.
45:19 Okay.
45:18 Yeah.
45:18 I'm just saying let's give some thanks to Paul
45:20 and like let's stop you from being a baby boy.
45:24 So, we got to walk 15 minutes.
45:27 What?
45:26 Oh my god.
45:27 Bro's never walked before.
45:28 [laughter]
45:30 Like, are we going to Arakus?
45:31 Where are we going?
45:32 We're going to Hooters.
45:33 Oh, okay.
45:34 This place is uh we're going towards the more degenerate side of delightful
45:40 Okay.
45:40 Where you normally spend your evenings or every day?
45:44 Once we get there, you have to find
45:48 a place [laughter] to choose before our final stop.
45:50 Yeah, we'll find a place.
45:51 How mad would you be if I was like a that was the wrong way for 10 minutes?
45:54 [laughter]
45:55 I'd be like classic Pete.
45:57 Oh wow.
45:58 Classic Pete.
45:59 That's tough for a Giga Chat X3.
46:02 So I didn't know that I was uh ruining the streams, not enhancing them.
46:05 So I'll let Chad be the judge.
46:07 Okay.
46:08 This is the place where Chris turn public stand.
46:11 And there's a guy out there who is God bless him.
46:14 They norally have like attractive women.
46:16 [laughter] I'm sorry to lose Friday night.
46:19 I've actually got all my motors moving.
46:22 This is DJ.
46:28 I feel good.
46:28 I feel ready to party.
46:30 Love hotel.
46:31 Oh well.
46:31 Yeah.
46:31 I mean, you're no stranger to those.
46:33 Wow.
46:34 This is a cool sign.
46:34 Look at that sign.
46:35 They're beer sign.
46:36 Wow.
46:36 That's got to be open.
46:40 By different.
46:42 This is a very wrong vibe.
46:43 This is a wrong vibe.
46:45 They were very attractive women in there.
46:47 I mean, all right, guys.
46:48 Look, I can't stay for the whole night.
46:50 I'll see you guys later.
46:51 [laughter]
46:52 I'll see you later.
46:53 I got I'll see I'll see you down there.
46:55 I know her.
46:56 Was that Christine?
46:58 I should go check.
47:01 Let's see how stupid Connor was in M.
47:04 I'm telling you that was that building.
47:05 Or was it that building or it was this building?
47:08 Okay.
47:08 Well,
47:09 it was this building.
47:10 It's right there.
47:11 It says it's on this side.
47:12 [laughter] I'm going to bookmark the last place because I feel like that.
47:16 Oh, let's see if we can do it.
47:18 I'm 42.
47:19 I shall I should not eat this.
47:23 Okay, let's go gambling.
47:30 A dang it.
47:31 Why'd you get this?
47:31 Cuz you didn't want to look at the menu.
47:34 Yeah,
47:34 you look so small right now.
47:36 [clears throat] Mouse and I are like one and the same tonight.
47:39 So, I'm just a a small guy.
47:41 I could be the same height as my goat.
47:43 So be it.
47:45 M the goat.
47:45 Yeah,
47:48 true.
47:47 All right.
47:47 So, oh boy, here we go.
47:49 Kim Ya.
47:50 He's poging off tourist.
47:52 Connor, [laughter]
47:55 you think I'm a tourist?
47:55 Do you really think I'm a tourist?
47:57 No, I don't.
47:57 But I think I always find it so humorous that people will say that.
48:02 I wish I could explain that you are degenerate and actually watch anime.
48:09 Kai, some people call G tourist.
48:12 G the same people.
48:12 Do people call G know me?
48:14 And it's like that's crazy cuz G is literally the goat.
48:16 There's a portion of anime fans that think
48:20 anime is niche and they think it's like theirs.
48:23 And so what they would say is like
48:25 you make it normie which is making it approachable.
48:28 I have a bad news for everybody watching.
48:30 You are norm.
48:31 No, not me.
48:32 I'm based and cool and [music] rare.
48:34 Um I hate to break it to you guys but anime is now mainstream.
48:39 The real question that would matter to a lot
48:41 of people like do you think anime is getting woke?
48:43 It's like, what are you the are we talking about?
48:46 Like if I sat down, look at me now.
48:47 I'm like I'm You're like a dwarf.
48:49 Keep your feet on the ground.
48:51 Yeah.
48:51 Feel the fury of the mountains.
48:54 Hey everybody, I'm Cra.
48:57 Oops.
48:57 I missed the board.
48:58 A little rough.
48:59 I felt like that was pretty clean.
49:02 No.
49:01 Can they see anything?
49:03 Here comes Goooo.
49:03 Gaga times a thousand.
49:05 Wow.
49:06 Hit the board, please.
49:07 Okay.
49:08 Nine.
49:09 My six-mon old son could do better than that.
49:14 Wow.
49:15 Okay, don't do that.
49:16 We're in public.
49:19 On the board, please.
49:21 On the board, please.
49:23 [laughter] If everybody just not even subscribe, just follow.
49:26 Every time he misses, I would be wealthy in perpetuity.
49:30 You'd be still broke somehow.
49:31 You'd find a way.
49:32 Actually, true.
49:36 Wow.
49:36 Five.
49:37 Nice one, buddy.
49:38 Nice one.
49:39 Yeah.
49:39 And I was I was one pip away from ending your generation.
49:41 I didn't do it.
49:42 My son hates you.
49:43 [laughter] Connor has gotten three 20s.
49:46 If he scores a 20 again, that means I take a 20 point penalty.
49:51 For me to stop scoring on 20, Pete needs to close it by getting either a triple,
49:55 double, and a single or three singles.
49:56 [music] Ah, yeah.
49:58 I won a five again.
50:02 Oh, no.
50:03 Wow.
50:04 That was pretty destructive.
50:08 Okay.
50:09 Wow.
50:09 You're You're a druggie.
50:12 Can you shut the up?
50:13 I'm trying to make cinema here.
50:15 If you want cinema, go look at uh RV stream 2 pizza monologues highlights.
50:20 First time low lights we ever published.
50:22 Look at that.
50:23 60 points to zero.
50:24 60 points to zero.
50:28 Whole lot of nothing.
50:30 Freaking good at this.
50:31 I'm like freaking good at this, guys.
50:33 You're like Gollum only looking for the one ring.
50:35 I hope you die in a volcano.
50:39 20.
50:39 That's right.
50:40 One, five.
50:43 FIVE.
50:43 FIGHT HIM.
50:44 You wish you do.
50:45 I'm going to close your 20 out.
50:46 And your your feeble life is over.
50:48 Go on the 20.
50:50 My feeble life.
50:56 My hopes are over.
50:57 My hopes are over.
50:58 All right.
50:58 Now I can just do whatever I want.
51:00 I need to close any of those or open them.
51:03 Credit in the aggregate.
51:04 Okay.
51:05 That was really good.
51:07 Yeah.
51:07 I hate him.
51:07 He's so dumb.
51:09 WOW.
51:10 IS HE actually perfect 16 intro full 16 week?
51:17 That was pretty good.
51:18 Yeah.
51:18 Try and close it out.
51:19 I dare you.
51:20 Okay.
51:20 Well, where's Bro aiming?
51:25 [sighs]
51:25 Bro is just trying to chase me.
51:27 He's chasing He's chasing demons.
51:30 I hate him.
51:32 So, the score is 92 to be zero to Yeah.
51:36 What's crazy is I I've hit so many more targets than you.
51:40 What's crazy is that I've goooo gag all over you.
51:42 There are like three people I hate on the planet.
51:45 Saddam Hussein, [laughter] Conor.
51:49 All right, and an unnamed president.
51:52 He's on the Okay.
51:54 Wow.
51:54 Just spray prey.
51:56 Oh, 17.
51:57 Okay.
51:58 Wow.
52:00 Okay.
52:00 All his.
52:01 You're 12 years younger than me.
52:04 Okay.
52:04 Brother doesn't have a chance.
52:06 19 or bust,
52:07 bro.
52:07 I've got more points than you.
52:09 19.
52:10 W three.
52:12 Seven.
52:13 W.
52:17 YEAH.
52:17 OKAY.
52:18 YOU actually got a triple 19, which is huge.
52:20 How many times has he gyrated?
52:22 Nothing.
52:23 Zero.
52:23 Bullseye dead.
52:25 Off and off.
52:27 WOW.
52:29 I'm giving you a chance.
52:30 I'm giving you a chance.
52:31 You go 19 or bust.
52:33 This is my back.
52:34 Come back.
52:34 Back shot.
52:35 What is it?
52:36 You know your back shot, my friend.
52:39 Oh, that is so bad for me.
52:41 Oh, that is so bad for me.
52:45 That's good for me.
52:49 OH.
52:48 OH my god, that is so bad.
52:50 He came back in one hit.
52:52 That's crazy.
52:52 The only way he can win is if he gets triple 18 in here.
52:57 Oh my god.
52:59 Oh,
52:59 wait.
53:00 But he needs to he needs to hit points while I'm locked out.
53:04 Insane clutch.
53:05 No way he clutched that.
53:08 Oh, come on.
53:08 One time 18, baby.
53:11 Oh my god.
53:12 How the hell did he do that?
53:14 Ain't no way Connor's going to hit the 18.
53:15 Can you zoom in on me?
53:17 That's the best I can do.
53:18 Oh, hold it.
53:18 Don't get 18 or you're dumb.
53:20 Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, missed.
53:25 That's game.
53:26 [music] That was pretty lucky.
53:30 Kansas City's finest loser came all the way to Tokyo, Japan.
53:33 He came all the way from Kansas just to be a loser.
53:36 You know what's crazy?
53:38 I still had 15 and bullseye.
53:40 Here's what you just said.
53:43 [screaming] You're a normie.
53:45 You're a normie darts player.
53:47 [laughter] You're Dutch, right?
53:49 And you're a voice actor.
53:51 No, you got to sit down if you if you wave.
53:53 I remember from the cafe.
53:54 Yeah.
53:55 What are you doing in a warehouse?
53:57 Um, I live in a Sakusa so close by.
53:59 I have to be completely honest.
54:00 I am stream sniping you guys, but I ran so much that I had to just sit down and
54:05 I have a gift for you.
54:06 No, you don't.
54:08 It's one piece.
54:09 I knew it.
54:09 I knew it.
54:10 It's all about One Piece cards.
54:12 You Peter.
54:13 Nice to meet you.
54:14 Voice actor for the Netherlands.
54:15 Last time as well, people kept thinking that I'm Tokyo Portfolio.
54:19 You're [laughter] not Shapiro.
54:21 No, no, no.
54:22 I see the I see the resemblance.
54:23 Wow.
54:24 You do have a similar face.
54:25 He actually does.
54:26 More cards for you.
54:27 No, wait.
54:27 What?
54:28 And then you have to open the god pack.
54:30 Okay.
54:30 If you don't get a good card, drinks are on.
54:34 Phillips.
54:35 All right.
54:35 Let's uh You're Dutch.
54:37 Your guys's money is worth way more than that's true.
54:40 That's [music] the last card.
54:46 Wait, that is crazy.
54:47 Wait, what is that?
54:48 Wait, this is a crazy card.
54:50 It feels thick.
54:51 Feels thick.
54:52 I've heard that before.
54:53 It's €3.
54:54 It's3.
54:55 No, don't blame my horse.
54:56 Leave it.
54:57 That's That's something.
54:58 You live in Japan how long?
55:00 I've lived now half a year.
55:02 I lived in Japan 7 years ago.
55:04 I'm 24 now.
55:05 I was 17 at the time.
55:06 And I'm also 24.
55:08 So when I right as a young man, I I'll let you speak.
55:12 What is your top three favorite things about living in Japan?
55:16 Oh, good.
55:17 I love the respect that everyone has for each other.
55:19 Second, the food.
55:20 Good katu makes me so happy.
55:23 Three dishes.
55:24 Okay.
55:24 Tonkatu is number one for me.
55:27 You got you got 20 seconds.
55:29 Okay.
55:29 Ramen.
55:29 Ramen for sure.
55:30 Ramen.
55:30 What a young man.
55:31 Tonkatsu and ramen.
55:33 Salt.
55:33 Salt.
55:33 Salt.
55:35 Fat.
55:35 I'm chicken.
55:37 Okay.
55:37 Bye, Philip.
55:38 It was great to have you.
55:39 I'm sorry.
55:40 Great.
55:41 Okay.
55:41 Enough.
55:42 Sushi for sure.
55:43 Okay.
55:43 Sushi.
55:43 What I got to say, Philip, of all the people I've met tonight,
55:46 including Connor, whom I hate, you're easily my favorite person on the planet.
55:50 I'll take that.
55:51 I'll take that.
55:52 You also fellow voiced the James Bond meme which I remember.
55:54 Oh my god.
55:56 The Bondulan meme.
55:59 Bond.
55:58 And the funny thing is the one that actually
56:00 blew up was a sped up version of it.
56:02 Not even my original.
56:03 [laughter]
56:03 I heard I heard the sped up version.
56:05 Tell it was a pleasure, mate.
56:06 It was so fun to see you guys.
56:08 I It was worth running.
56:11 Pleasure.
56:11 Pleasure.
56:12 Thank you guys.
56:12 Thank you, Chad.
56:13 Have a good one.
56:15 My goat.
56:15 What an awesome guy.
56:17 He's so cool.
56:17 Did he come to the monkey brew?
56:20 He did not.
56:21 He did not.
56:23 No.
56:23 So he's not your goat.
56:24 He's washed.
56:25 I'm going to say I have a little bit of a disrespect for Philip.
56:27 If you subscribe for 6 months, I'll forgive you.
56:30 What a scam.
56:31 This is every Premier fam.
56:32 It's like I'm not going to read out the sub unless you gift for 500.
56:37 Yeah.
56:37 Based.
56:37 Honestly,
56:39 I'm trying to secure a future for my son.
56:41 I feel like we got to end strong and just go super hard at the last place.
56:45 Pete's going to say some racial songs.
56:47 No, I'm not.
56:48 I'm not.
56:48 I'm like, Here you go.
56:49 Take this.
56:50 What is this?
56:51 You're just so annoying.
56:55 Oh, banger.
56:56 Banger.
56:57 You know this anime, right?
56:58 Yeah.
56:58 My High School Musical,
57:00 dude.
57:00 I'm going to jump off a cliff.
57:01 Tell me the cool name that I should know.
57:03 Chaser Man.
57:04 Bunch of lame
57:05 I don't even know if it's Chase Man.
57:06 I think it is.
57:08 Bye-bye.
57:09 See you, Philip.
57:09 Dan Dan.
57:10 Oh my god, it was Dan to Dan.
57:11 I'm so cringe,
57:12 bro.
57:12 I said Dan to Dan.
57:13 No, you did not.
57:14 I said ton men.
57:15 You were like, "Normmy alert.
57:16 Normie alert.
57:17 Normie alert.
57:18 Normie [laughter] alert.
57:19 Come on up." I'm okay with opai.
57:23 He asked me if I liked and I said I'm
57:25 okay with [laughter] I knew we were on the wrong train.
57:29 No, I was pee.
57:32 Listen all night.
57:32 Like maybe
57:34 fine.
57:34 That's how I feel.
57:35 [laughter] You think this disturbs me?
57:37 So that was 100% how I felt at the time.
57:40 So a love hotel right next to your favorite mall.
57:42 No, that's it.
57:44 This is it.
57:44 Hotel Pegasus.
57:45 I was hoping pegging William [laughter] Prince William.
57:48 I don't know.
57:49 Ask him right here.
57:50 Oh, this dude.
57:51 This is the most pink bar of all time to exist.
57:54 Look at this dude.
57:56 Y.
57:56 COME ON.
57:57 You okay?
57:58 I'm streaming.
57:59 Yay.
58:00 Wait.
58:02 Hello.
58:02 This is so sick.
58:03 I wish I could take credit for it.
58:05 What the heck?
58:06 You've got a bunch of Nintendo games on the wall, including Mother Earth.
58:11 You've got an awesome thing here.
58:12 Ice cream bar.
58:13 It's for 100 yen if you want to get that TVCM of every like commercial ever.
58:21 Y that's sick.
58:22 What was the bill at the last bar?
58:25 1,500.
58:25 Single yaku.
58:27 Single yaku in.
58:28 They did not scam us.
58:29 Oh, they got Metal Slid 4 on their machine.
58:31 Metal Gear Solid 2 and three.
58:33 There you go.
58:33 If we have the beanie fantasy,
58:35 everything around here is basically like a pristine museum.
58:39 It's owned by an exumo.
58:41 Wo.
58:41 They have a collaboration with the New York pizza place
58:44 where you can get like the New York slice of pizza,
58:46 which of course I've been saving for.
58:48 Yeah.
58:49 Crazy is that this is in the worst area I've ever walked out of my
58:53 like this area is one of the grossest I've seen in all of Tokyo.
58:57 He's been to my house and I' I've been to I've never seen one of these in
59:03 You've never seen one of these?
59:03 Oh my god.
59:04 When I had ADHD, they connected my brain
59:06 to these and they were just like touch it.
59:11 I'M GOING TO TOUCH [screaming] WHEN I'm here an hour becomes like
59:19 I mean it's like this is like the kingdom of ADHD.
59:22 Yeah.
59:22 This is it.
59:22 It's like when you embrace your weebness in the closet of weess.
59:31 I'm I'm out in the open.
59:32 What are you talking about?
59:33 Women find that attractive.
59:35 What is this coke?
59:36 Tell me are the women in the room with this right now?
59:38 I feel like those women say I have a 32 gigabyte uh and you're
59:43 sitting there with an 8bit little baby boy because you can't live in the now.
59:48 You're like balls deep and you're like sugary is a really revolutionary.
59:52 That's not a revolutionary game.
59:53 Sugen two was three was a a misstep.
59:56 That's why you're a virgin.
59:57 You're [laughter] just even if you weren't, you're impotent.
1:00:01 Like nothing.
1:00:01 You're firing blanks cuz you don't know what you're saying.
1:00:05 [laughter] photo.
1:00:06 You guys are with you.
1:00:08 I got I got space.
1:00:09 Conor, move left.
1:00:10 Oh, Jojo.
1:00:14 What's your name?
1:00:16 Taka.
1:00:16 [laughter] Peter.
1:00:19 Peter.
1:00:20 Connor.
1:00:21 Conor.
1:00:22 Jojo.
1:00:24 My favorite character is Wamu.
1:00:27 Wamu.
1:00:29 Wamu.
1:00:28 Nice.
1:00:29 YEAH.
1:00:29 [cheering] My favorite thing is is that when we go live,
1:00:35 you're able to spread a bunch of cool Japanese culture,
1:00:38 especially as a normie anime fan.
1:00:43 I had to put up like like five sentences in place.
1:00:46 I'm going to kill you outside.
1:00:47 I'm going to gun you down in the street.
1:00:50 I'm Hello, I'm Maji.
1:00:52 Maji.
1:00:52 And we have Edie.
1:00:54 Andy.
1:00:54 I'm Andy.
1:00:55 Andy.
1:00:55 Andy.
1:00:56 Andy.
1:00:56 We're just two Swedes in your hand.
1:00:58 Yeah.
1:00:58 Well, look, who does who does half [laughter] music best?
1:01:02 This reads.
1:01:02 Yeah.
1:01:03 Hi guys.
1:01:04 Conor, what's your impression?
1:01:06 This is a lot of things, but these are different tracks.
1:01:09 You You do kind of like audio mixing.
1:01:11 Should I try?
1:01:11 I don't know if you want me to ruin this for you.
1:01:13 I mean, we you know Jojo, so I do know Jojo.
1:01:16 Let's go with some uh Oh.
1:01:21 Oh, holy That's loud in my ear.
1:01:24 So, I'm getting the next one ready.
1:01:26 Yeah.
1:01:27 This the one.
1:01:31 Oh.
1:01:31 Oh, I'm sorry.
1:01:32 I play second.
1:01:34 Yeah.
1:01:37 [music] I'm getting it.
1:01:42 Four, five, six, seven, eight.
1:01:48 Oh, wait.
1:01:48 That's amazing.
1:01:49 Ooh.
1:01:50 So, when you're spinning this, what are you doing?
1:01:51 Adjusting the tempo.
1:01:53 Oh, this is so high.
1:01:55 This is the best part.
1:01:56 No wonder you love doing this.
1:01:58 This is awesome.
1:01:59 2 3 4 5 6.
1:02:04 Okay, so Q is I can do way smoother, right?
1:02:06 Yeah.
1:02:06 Yeah.
1:02:12 Ooh.
1:02:12 Oh wow.
1:02:13 Nice.
1:02:14 So flawless.
1:02:15 That was great.
1:02:16 Thank you for teaching me.
1:02:17 No, no, no.
1:02:18 Thank you guys.
1:02:19 Thank you guys.
1:02:21 What a cool guys, man.
1:02:22 That was so cool.
1:02:23 Hello.
1:02:24 Hey, look.
1:02:25 I'm glad you could have an experience that a lot
1:02:27 of us had in the '90s that you could finally join us.
1:02:30 I think both of us have a genuine desire to open a very small bar.
1:02:36 We should do it.
1:02:37 I think it's about time for us to call it
1:02:38 and just enjoy our night the rest of the night.
1:02:41 I'm cutting you off.
1:02:42 I'm I'm cutting you off.
1:02:43 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for watching the stream today.
1:02:45 I hope you had fun.
1:02:47 Thank you to Rob for showing us like nine of the 10 places we go to today.
1:02:52 So, thank you so much for watching.
1:02:53 There will be more IRLs this year.
1:02:55 Thank you to Pete for joining me and for agreeing to
1:02:58 I just said like [screaming] may there be many more amazing streams.
1:03:03 There will be.
1:03:04 There will be.
1:03:04 I guarantee it.
1:03:05 When can I say all my racist opinions that you three [music] [music]