The Drink Off VS ItalianBach (ft. ChrisMD)

0:05 [music] [music]

0:16 Hello and welcome to YouTubers Behind Bars.

0:19 After 18 months away, we're back with a fresh batch.

0:22 It's Italian batch.

0:25 Come on in there.

0:27 Honor sire.

0:28 Honor's all mine.

0:29 Hello.

0:30 Hello.

0:31 Say hi.

0:31 Come on.

0:31 What's wrong?

0:32 I'm just a bit shaky.

0:34 Big star today.

0:35 Him?

0:36 TikToker?

0:38 Don't worry, mate.

0:38 When I get anxious, I just take that.

0:40 Here you go.

0:41 Batch rescue remedy.

0:43 Batch.

0:44 What's it do?

0:44 Give you a Give you a mullet and a huge penis, probably.

0:48 Big nose and Italian.

0:50 That's cheap, isn't it?

0:51 Welcome to YouTubers Behind Bars.

0:53 Thank you.

0:54 It's a great series in which we have 50 minutes with a gorgeous cocktail.

0:59 The winner will get 5 million pounds.

1:04 That is mad.

1:04 That is mad.

1:05 That is Loser will face an awful forfeit.

1:08 They will all be judged by our special guest.

1:11 Who could that be?

1:12 We'll find out later.

1:13 And we're going to have so many games to play along the way.

1:15 The first one is Laugh Your Boobs.

1:22 So, it's just stop it cuz that wobbles.

1:24 Hello and welcome to Laugh Your Boobs.

1:26 This is just one of my favorite ever segments of this show.

1:30 Probably one of the top five.

1:32 [laughter] We've got a a great comedian today.

1:35 He is an Italian one-liner.

1:38 Oh.

1:39 Please welcome Alfie Coe.

1:44 [applause]

1:43 Hello.

1:44 Hello.

1:45 I'm Alfie Coe.

1:46 I'm Alfie Coe.

1:47 Is that it?

1:48 Yeah.

1:48 I just thought you looked more like a Garibaldi.

1:53 [laughter]

1:53 Drove 4 hours to be here today.

1:55 He looks like Ryan.

1:57 He always have a backup.

1:58 A little bit of an edgier comedian.

2:00 Please welcome Dennis from Venice.

2:02 Hello.

2:03 Hello.

2:04 HOW ARE WE DOING, PLAYERS?

2:07 DENNIS.

2:07 YO.

2:08 Your female fans like it when you wear gray joggers.

2:11 If I ever wanted to see your bulge, I'd give you a balaclava.

2:14 Who's that to, eh?

2:15 That that was a roast against Italian [clears throat] batch.

2:18 That's not nice.

2:19 Suck it.

2:22 [laughter]

2:21 He did suck it.

2:22 Dennis, you don't sound like you're from Venice.

2:24 Oh, I'm from Venice, born and bred.

2:26 Italian.

2:27 Italiano.

2:28 Italiano accent.

2:29 Oh, that's lovely.

2:31 Isaac, more like my eyes can't see past his massive nose.

2:35 He's horrible.

2:36 He's horrible.

2:36 This man is horrible.

2:37 Nasty.

2:39 I'd rather watch half of TV than After TV.

2:45 [laughter]

2:45 He's nailed that.

2:45 See you later, [applause] He's got an unreasonable attitude.

2:50 Yeah, it is unreasonable.

2:51 I don't know why.

2:52 You know, he's getting paid to be here, probably.

2:54 Prob- probably.

2:55 Ah, I miss the comedy.

2:56 Not that you did.

2:59 [laughter]

2:59 You're not fooling anyone.

3:00 We bloody laughed at him.

3:02 We laughed.

3:03 [laughter] I've had a shock.

3:04 What can I say?

3:05 Isaac, you've got 15 minutes to just have have your way with that cocktail.

3:11 And I will as well.

3:12 Oh, you've got your your little bar helper here.

3:14 Yeah, I'll do whatever you want.

3:15 Thank you.

3:17 [laughter]

3:17 What's he done there?

3:18 I'll be over here.

3:19 That's a gorgeous piece.

3:20 And the eyes isn't bad either.

3:23 [laughter]

3:22 I do feel like I'm waiting at a bar and this creepy owner's sat behind me.

3:26 What's it like having a girlfriend?

3:29 Yeah, it's nice, actually.

3:30 Show off.

3:31 Any female friends?

3:33 Not really.

3:34 You won't find many [music] male YouTubers with female friends.

3:37 Yeah, hard to come by.

3:38 Hard to come

3:41 [snorts]

3:42 by.

3:42 Ryan.

3:43 Yeah, man.

3:44 I'm electric.

3:44 I'm trying to find the juice.

3:45 No, I'm just going to grab

3:48 [laughter]

3:47 I might grab some of me self.

3:49 What, pineapples?

3:50 You know why I'm putting that in there, don't you?

3:51 Sweeten the me [music] thinks.

3:54 Ruined it.

3:57 [laughter]

3:57 Never flirting with you ever again.

3:58 How long have you been dating [music] your your lady live for?

4:01 Uh 8 years.

4:02 Wow.

4:03 8 years.

4:04 Mine Mine's coming up to 8 years.

4:06 The relationship, not Oh, that's

4:11 [laughter]

4:10 Mine would have been 8 years.

4:13 Rel- relationship or [laughter] 8 years?

4:15 Relationship.

4:16 It would have been 8 years, but we broke up after 3,

4:17 so it would have been 8 years.

4:18 But we broke up after 3, so Oh, but that's that's a stretch, isn't it?

4:22 Now it's time for my side.

4:24 I am somewhat of an expert in this, so you can freak off.

4:27 I'm almost the the back in life, if you call it that, pal.

4:32 [laughter] Imagine this is jokes laughing uni or school.

4:35 Get a little glass from down here.

4:39 Oh, look at you being down there, [laughter] cheeky little boy.

4:42 That was my spawn point.

4:43 Chris, you cheeky little scamp.

4:45 How did you get in here?

4:45 Just hanging about after a heavy night.

4:48 Just hanging around.

4:50 He's just been under there.

4:52 Isaac, I was going to make a Livvi de Martini.

4:55 Oh, [laughter] that's good.

4:56 That's fun.

4:57 But none of these glasses had a pearly rim.

5:00 Oh my god.

5:00 [laughter] I don't know.

5:01 I don't know girls poo.

5:03 What glass do you want, Stephen?

5:04 Maybe a a short's drink?

5:07 [laughter] Cuz of my temper.

5:09 Well, I was thinking we could do something sciency.

5:11 Is it extra astrophysics?

5:13 It was planetary science and astronomy.

5:15 Specifically.

5:16 Yeah, and yet After TV still seems like the interesting one on your podcast.

5:19 You do not watch our podcast.

5:21 Got any lab coats?

5:23 Oh, I got trench coat, don't I?

5:24 I was meant to I'm flushed for months.

5:29 [laughter] Can I show you this, lads?

5:31 Spit-roasted pineapple gin.

5:35 I guess in third year.

5:37 Ain't that You got to shake it all in a mixer

5:40 or you just sort of building it in a glass like that?

5:42 Can right.

5:42 This is not how you make a cocktail, is it?

5:44 Okay.

5:44 I would take out that dry bit of orange.

5:46 Okay.

5:47 Yeah, chuck the orange in there.

5:48 Chuck whatever you want in the mixer.

5:50 All right.

5:50 Let's Let's get on it.

5:52 Bit of coffee in there.

5:53 I enjoyed that.

5:53 Oh, that's lovely.

5:54 Wake you up.

5:55 It's very much like a breakfast drink you've got going on.

5:57 Isaac, that noise means it's time for our next game, Mastermind.

6:07 [laughter]

6:06 Hello and welcome to Mastermind.

6:09 Look at me in a sexy dungeon.

6:11 [laughter] Don't poke me.

6:12 The guy in the corner doesn't help.

6:13 No, he really does.

6:14 He's licking his lips.

6:15 Stop doing that.

6:16 Isaac.

6:17 Yeah.

6:18 Age?

6:18 25.

6:19 And specialist subject?

6:21 Science.

6:21 Yes.

6:23 Yeah, love that.

6:24 Now, with the shot, if you get three right, I'll do the shot.

6:26 If you don't, I'm afraid you're going to [music] do the shot.

6:29 Boom ya shot.

6:30 Your time starts now.

6:32 In chemistry, what does Au mean?

6:35 Gold.

6:35 No, the teacher wants your attention.

6:38 Hey, you.

6:41 [laughter] What is the scientific name for humans?

6:42 Um Homo sapien.

6:44 No, we were looking for Graham and Judy.

6:47 Which four-letter word goes before ion to mean

6:50 [music] an intense desire or enthusiasm for something?

6:53 Pass.

6:56 [laughter] Correct.

6:55 Name three bonds.

6:56 James.

6:57 Yeah, we'll give you that.

6:59 Nice.

6:59 How long is the memory of a fish?

7:01 3 seconds.

7:02 I've forgotten.

7:05 [laughter] How many bones are in a giraffe's neck?

7:07 A thousand.

7:08 Seven.

7:08 Or eight, if I'm lucky.

7:12 [laughter] Which YouTube couple has the least chemistry?

7:16 Pass.

7:17 Chris and Dee in Ryan's World.

7:19 What is the most abundant gas in the Earth's atmosphere?

7:23 Nitrogen.

7:25 Wrong.

7:26 What?

7:26 Is that the answer?

7:28 [laughter]

7:32 And lastly, which one is Uranus?

7:35 Okay, not that one.

7:37 Not that one.

7:39 [laughter]

7:38 You're going to have my actual anus.

7:41 Not that one.

7:43 [groaning] [laughter] Oh, correct, Isaac.

7:53 [laughter] How did you get that off me?

7:55 Isaac, you scored three out of 10, which means I have to do the shot.

8:00 It's pure absinthe, mate.

8:02 [cheering] Oh.

8:04 He's a good boy, isn't he?

8:06 He's a good boy.

8:07 Oh, thank you.

8:08 What did you do at uni?

8:10 And And not who did you do at uni?

8:13 Enough.

8:13 What, please?

8:14 And And not as in like what animals did you do at uni?

8:17 Enough.

8:18 I did no one, mate.

8:19 Stood in the unisex [snorts] toilets for 3 years with my mouth open.

8:22 Niche.

8:23 Kind of it.

8:23 False advertising.

8:24 Have you had any luck since?

8:26 I've had more than a luck, mate.

8:28 Look at it touching Thank you.

8:30 I'll be on my way.

8:31 Bar keep, just note down Ray and his nephew, please.

8:34 God, this comes out slow.

8:35 How many years did you do it for at uni?

8:37 years service.

8:40 It was online.

8:40 Oh.

8:41 No, wait.

8:42 Doesn't count, then.

8:43 Yeah, it doesn't count, mate.

8:44 Plastic.

8:44 I juggled a few things.

8:45 [music] M&S, uni, TikTok.

8:48 M&S?

8:49 It's a shop.

8:50 You wouldn't get that.

8:50 You wouldn't get those rags there.

8:51 Waitrose or nothing.

8:52 Your clothes?

8:53 You buy your clothes from Waitrose?

8:55 Did you just put on the bags that they put the the shop the groceries in, pal?

9:00 [laughter]

8:59 You're really at being a joke.

9:01 Well, you wear a bag, do you?

9:03 Did you put some baking soda uh Baking soda?

9:08 [laughter] Delicious.

9:09 Would you describe yourself as nosy?

9:12 Nasty Nasty comment, mate.

9:14 Did you write that?

9:15 I just followed the script, mate.

9:17 Not scripted.

9:18 None of this is scripted.

9:20 What's the best Italian thing?

9:21 Between these bloody legs, mate.

9:25 [laughter] Is that salami?

9:27 That.

9:28 You need a bloody army to take that off.

9:30 That big weapon.

9:30 [laughter] Yeah, you bloody do, mate.

9:32 I think I'll swap with you, Ryan.

9:33 I've crossed the bloody line here.

9:34 Ryan, can you smack that?

9:35 Uh yeah, you hit it like that bit there.

9:38 Thank you.

9:38 Wow.

9:39 He's not just a receding hairline.

9:43 [snorts] It's not receding.

9:45 I've always been like this.

9:46 Your willy's getting smaller.

9:48 How would you know that?

9:49 Sorry, did you shake any of that?

9:51 No, I didn't.

9:51 I put it on.

9:52 [laughter] I took it off.

9:54 Isaac, you've recently started a new YouTube group.

9:58 Yeah.

9:58 Called Friends from Work.

10:00 That's right.

10:00 Can you see the graphic designer did a good mad job on the logo.

10:05 [laughter]

10:06 Yeah, it took a while.

10:08 It took a while that one.

10:11 [laughter]

10:10 You just saw a gents toilet sign.

10:13 Four of them.

10:16 [laughter] Another, another, another.

10:26 [laughter]

10:27 It was Ryan.

10:28 Have you ever woken up from online uni and gone, "What did I do last night?"

10:34 [laughter] Was your uni all online?

10:35 The Open University.

10:36 I went to uni [music] at the same time.

10:37 Well, it was COVID.

10:38 I see.

10:39 Could go to uni and do it online or do it online.

10:42 So That makes so much more sense cuz

10:43 I just could not imagine you at freshers week.

10:45 Why are you trying to, mate?

10:46 I wouldn't enjoy it.

10:48 Don't know how to answer that.

10:52 [laughter] The bath's The bath's coming through.

10:55 Got him.

10:55 Nice one, Ste.

10:57 Yes.

10:58 That noise means it's time for our next segment.

11:01 Welcome to Shot Ones.

11:02 I'm Shawn Evans.

11:03 Real name's Evans and I've I've applied the B to make it into Bev.

11:06 If the question's too hot Questions.

11:09 Told us to come at half two.

11:11 You're here at half two.

11:12 You're early.

11:13 So, if the question is too hot to handle, you'll have to do a shot.

11:18 Oh.

11:18 However, if you do answer it, I'll have to do the shot.

11:20 Go on.

11:21 Oh, he makes it up on the spot.

11:22 You were offered a sum to go on Locked In.

11:27 What was that amount?

11:28 Ooh.

11:30 Good question, Shawn.

11:32 It was between [music] Oh, can I say that?

11:37 [laughter] It was between 80 and 120 K.

11:38 Holy!

11:39 You bloody answered.

11:41 Oh, you've got to do a You've got to do a shot, mate.

11:43 Uh you could use the shot.

11:45 Urine.

11:46 [laughter] Shotgun.

11:47 Ryan, bring the prep urine, please.

11:50 I'll only do my own.

11:51 I'm going to pick you a shot.

11:53 I'll help you look.

11:54 Chris is scanning the whole bar right now.

11:58 [laughter] You could have a shot of Hennessy.

11:59 Oh, whiskey's pretty grim, actually.

12:01 Knock me back on the Henny.

12:02 Go on.

12:03 Knock me back on the Henny.

12:04 Yeah, it's going to be Tough watch.

12:06 You're lucky it's not the other the other guys here or they'd have you Italian.

12:09 Oh god.

12:10 Bloody hell.

12:11 They probably would, actually.

12:14 [laughter]

12:13 Who's the joke now?

12:14 Laughs, laughs, laughs.

12:15 I've got a few questions for most likely to out of your YouTube group.

12:20 Who is most likely to poo their pants on camera?

12:24 [snorts]

12:23 Probably me.

12:24 Okay.

12:24 Who's most likely to poo their pants off camera?

12:28 [laughter]

12:27 Arthur Hill.

12:28 Yes.

12:28 Yeah.

12:29 He's got a little stank about him.

12:31 Yeah.

12:31 Who's most likely to leave the group first?

12:34 Arthur.

12:34 Arthur Hill.

12:35 Yeah.

12:36 Because he's already having doubts.

12:38 Who's most likely to get canceled?

12:41 Arthur.

12:42 You by the glass community.

12:44 Yeah, me.

12:44 You know what?

12:45 It's cuz I mocked your logo.

12:46 You took it out on the glass.

12:47 Yeah, that was actual real anger that.

12:49 I'm sorry, mate.

12:50 I bring that out in people.

12:51 Who is most likely to be on Graham Norton first?

12:53 Do I even mean the TV show?

12:57 [laughter] George.

12:57 Yes, okay.

12:58 Who is most likely to forget to move

12:59 their bottom half when performing on Strictly Come Dancing?

13:02 George.

13:03 Wait.

13:04 Yeah.

13:05 Nasty, that.

13:06 Would you stop making a racket, hey?

13:08 Oh, I'm just cleaning up after people, mate.

13:10 Who's people?

13:11 Yeah, who is people?

13:12 Who's people?

13:12 That's really passive-aggressive, that.

13:14 Let's just have normal aggressive, please.

13:16 Uh-oh.

13:16 That alarm noise means it's time for our next game.

13:21 This one's terrible.

13:22 You were once addicted to the GTA casino.

13:24 Oh, guilty.

13:26 So, I've come up with a cracking game called Viva Las Vegas.

13:33 [laughter] Stay with me.

13:33 You have to guess whose ass that is.

13:36 First one is this picture.

13:38 I know that anywhere.

13:40 That's George Clarke.

13:41 Correct.

13:42 I know honestly it's insane that he's got that much cheek.

13:44 great.

13:45 It's not even edited.

13:46 Whose ass is that?

13:47 I feel they're tightening [music] it to make it more prominent.

13:49 Yeah.

13:50 Who might do that?

13:51 Hans Das.

13:51 Is it Max?

13:52 No, no.

13:54 It's the assassination of JFK.

13:58 With me.

13:59 I was there.

14:01 And I won't say who did it.

14:02 Double cheeked up.

14:04 There's a killer on the loose.

14:05 Damn right.

14:06 Whose ass is that?

14:08 There's more than ass on that.

14:11 But that is Arthur TV.

14:12 That's what that is.

14:13 Correct.

14:14 Loch Ness Monster.

14:15 [laughter] As you were swimming, where is that and who are they?

14:22 [laughter] Yeah, I'm not going to get into that.

14:23 Someone needs to take Photoshop off of Unfortunately,

14:26 that means I've got to do a shot.

14:28 Hey.

14:28 And I'm going to have the extra strength ginger,

14:30 which was the name [music] of my fitness channel many moons ago.

14:34 That puts some hairs on your chest, that.

14:35 Better than me dad's balls sack.

14:43 For my potion, I need the hair of an evil dwarf.

14:48 [laughter] Do you know where I could possibly get that?

14:49 Um I do.

14:50 Give me 5 minutes.

14:51 Can you Go off, Ryan.

14:52 Undo your flies, please.

14:53 What the Need a hair.

14:55 Not from there.

14:56 That is good.

14:57 I'm really happy with how that's turned out.

14:59 And you There we go.

14:59 You better not be trying to make the best YouTube football nights.

15:02 I get those emails.

15:03 Oh, a big knit on the end of that one.

15:05 Oh god.

15:05 That's a thick and strong

15:08 [music] hair, that one.

15:08 Do you have any plans for after you stop around making stupid videos?

15:11 Ryan.

15:12 What?

15:13 That's not even what it says as well.

15:15 I'm so sorry.

15:16 Ryan better not get in my face, Arthur.

15:17 No, I'll stand in between you.

15:19 Will it be on a Zoom call or in real life?

15:23 [laughter] Roasted and toasted.

15:24 Yeah, plans for afterwards.

15:26 Retire to a quiet quiet cabin.

15:28 Lovely.

15:29 And never see any of it ever again.

15:32 The glitz, the glamour of this all.

15:33 This is a lot of glamour.

15:36 That noise means it's time for our final game,

15:38 thank god, called See You Think You're a Big Shot.

15:44 [laughter] Isaac, we have both [snorts] been trying to cringe at the improv.

15:46 I thought it would be great if we could have our own go at a little improv game.

15:50 That's fun.

15:51 Taking it in turns to go up and deliver a great line.

15:53 Absolutely.

15:54 Camera boy, camera boy, could you give us a scenario, please?

15:57 Worst thing to hear at a funeral.

15:58 Ooh, okay.

15:59 Oh, that's good, isn't it?

16:01 Let me out.

16:03 Good, that's a really good start.

16:05 You wouldn't want to hear it.

16:06 No.

16:06 Ah, we buried the wrong body.

16:10 That's good.

16:11 Improv is improv.

16:13 [laughter] Oh, that's lovely.

16:17 Few skeletons in his closet.

16:21 [laughter]

16:21 Look, well, can someone give a speech about them?

16:24 Oh, no.

16:25 never mind.

16:25 [laughter] New scenario, please, mate.

16:30 Fireman entered the fire.

16:32 Oh, firefighter.

16:33 Sexist.

16:35 Hot, hot.

16:37 [laughter] You're like a The radiators are in summer.

16:43 [laughter] Fire?

16:43 I hardly know her.

16:45 OH, NO.

16:48 WRONG HOUSE.

16:51 [laughter]

16:52 THAT'S GOOD.

16:52 Taking kids to the fire station.

16:54 Oh This is where they got the sperm whale.

16:57 Oh.

16:58 Let me out.

16:59 Let me out.

16:59 Let me out.

17:00 There's sharks in here.

17:03 [laughter]

17:03 Wow, look at the octopus.

17:05 Hey kids, it's a hammerhead shark.

17:10 [laughter] Hi, I'm Ryan, but you can call me Rhino.

17:12 Ah, no.

17:13 It's a bit specific, that.

17:14 Yeah.

17:15 Ryan, you you lost that one.

17:17 Oh.

17:17 Enjoy your shot, mate.

17:18 Thank you.

17:19 Cheers, mate.

17:20 Cheers, Ryan.

17:20 Always a pleasure.

17:21 So I've heard.

17:23 She's [laughter] going right through you.

17:24 I live.

17:25 Oh my god, a visit from the toilet.

17:27 No, I don't like it.

17:32 [laughter]

17:31 What's a video that did surprisingly well?

17:34 Cuz you are, dare I say it, the king of TikTok and YouTube these days.

17:39 It's probably the old man stuff.

17:40 I didn't put any thought into that.

17:41 That was just Just came to you.

17:43 Exactly.

17:43 Just came to me naturally in the bed with my girlfriend.

17:48 [laughter]

17:48 Nothing's ever come naturally with that.

17:50 Me and my girlfriend.

17:52 Really?

17:52 [gasps and laughter] That's a shame.

17:55 Why you say like that?

17:56 Yeah, why you say like that?

17:57 This is just how I see it.

17:58 The king of Oktoberfest.

17:59 I've had a great idea [music] in terms of the drink.

18:01 Yeah.

18:02 It comes with

18:04 That's so good.

18:05 Miniature cocktails.

18:06 So, it's like starter and main.

18:08 What do you think?

18:09 that.

18:09 So, what's in that cocktail this far?

18:11 Just Is it coffee liqueur and fruit juices?

18:13 [music]

18:13 Coffee, juice, semen and bit of glass.

18:16 Why you putting baking powder in?

18:18 Oh my god.

18:19 It's science.

18:20 He doesn't get it.

18:21 He doesn't get a jot of science.

18:22 Mate, tubby's on fire.

18:26 [laughter]

18:27 I P S.

18:29 I P S could stand for something cool, Ryan.

18:31 In Saturdays.

18:34 Ooh.

18:35 I actually work Saturdays.

18:36 What is the blue stuff?

18:38 I should have checked.

18:40 [laughter] Got to be food coloring, isn't it?

18:41 Avoid contact with eyes, mouth, nose and skin.

18:44 Oh, straight down the throat then, lads.

18:47 [laughter] This is called Live Laugh [music] Love in your It

18:49 maybe you say that when when she's just sat there going,

18:52 "Mate, you're not funny." Yeah, Live Laugh Love.

18:54 Live Laugh Love.

18:57 [laughter] Live Laugh and Smile Love.

18:58 It can blur your face and change your voice

18:59 for this whole [music] thing if you want.

19:00 Ooh, yeah.

19:02 Have you thought about making batch into the new mash?

19:06 Into the new bash.

19:08 That's quite good, that.

19:09 So, you just sign off with the go Batch.

19:12 Mash.

19:12 That's great.

19:13 [laughter] The batch.

19:14 Worst TikTok idea.

19:17 WORST TIKTOK.

19:18 GIVE HIM A WORDY.

19:19 GIVE HIM A WORDY.

19:21 AS IF THE BREXIT'S WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH.

19:23 YEAH, BRACE YOURSELF.

19:26 [laughter]

19:25 Surely I said bang.

19:27 Oh my god.

19:29 Imagine a head butt fever as well.

19:31 Don't know what you're laughing at, son.

19:34 Get out.

19:34 Ouch.

19:35 Jesus Christ.

19:35 [laughter] Ouch.

19:37 The worst TikTok idea you've ever had?

19:40 Don't you dare ask me that.

19:43 [laughter]

19:42 Where'd you meet your lover?

19:44 School.

19:45 Not in a weird way.

19:45 I was in school, as well.

19:46 I was a teacher.

19:49 [laughter]

19:49 So I said something, mate.

19:50 Uh no.

19:52 The The choice of a bride.

19:53 No.

19:54 I thought she was the year above because she was in the other half of the year,

19:57 so I hadn't really seen her much but quicker.

19:59 Yeah, and I thought this was They as in women.

20:03 And I thought this was [music] more mature.

20:07 My first thought was, "Ooh, she's interesting.

20:10 She's an older woman, a cougar." [laughter]

20:14 I saw her year eight and I thought A cougar.

20:17 A cougar.

20:18 Did she have a perception of you?

20:19 I was pretty bad boy.

20:20 Ah.

20:21 Pretty much a bad boy.

20:22 That's pretty much it.

20:23 At least she was pretty though.

20:23 It's a gorgeous cocktail you've made.

20:25 This the accompaniment is here.

20:27 Wow.

20:27 Only one glass killed in the process.

20:30 Well, our drinks are made, games have been played, and Ryan has slayed.

20:37 [laughter]

20:36 It's now time for our special guest judge to come in and taste the drinks.

20:40 Please welcome Chris MD.

20:43 Woo!

20:44 Thanks, guys.

20:45 Do I have to drink that one?

20:46 Yeah, the guy who made it knew what he was doing.

20:49 Don't worry, pal.

20:50 I thought so.

20:51 Shut up.

20:52 lovely.

20:52 That's really nice.

20:54 That's good.

20:54 Whoever made that one.

20:55 That's what this show is all about making good

20:56 quality cocktails for you guys to try at home.

20:59 This is a chaser.

20:59 Passion fruit.

21:00 That's what he was doing.

21:01 Passion fruit melon nibble.

21:03 He can be on the chase.

21:04 Couldn't pass an STD test, this guy.

21:08 [laughter] Giving the eye.

21:09 How does he do that?

21:10 It's brilliant.

21:10 I don't like that quite as much.

21:12 Thank you.

21:12 And then in this one, what do we have?

21:14 We've got a gorgeous concoction of different flavors and textures.

21:18 Right.

21:18 And the color blue.

21:19 All right.

21:20 Good luck after that.

21:22 Ooh.

21:23 Ooh.

21:24 What's that in his neck?

21:26 What's that?

21:26 It's my lungs collapsing.

21:29 [laughter] I don't love that.

21:30 Did you definitely get the hair?

21:32 Cuz that really smells of hair.

21:34 [clears throat]

21:35 5 million pounds going to the winner, forfeit going to the loser.

21:37 I know these aren't normal size pound notes before anyone makes a joke.

21:40 Pound notes.

21:41 We're not in the 1800s, Right, they were in Jersey until 2024.

21:47 The winner of YouTubers Behind Bars is Italian Bash.

21:51 Thank you.

21:52 Thank you.

21:52 Thank you.

21:52 Thank you.

21:53 Thank you.

21:53 Thank you.

21:56 Well done.

21:57 [applause] Jesus.

21:58 Congratulations, mate.

21:59 You were like a duck to bloody fruit juice and coffee.

22:04 [laughter] I bloody was, yeah.

22:05 And I guess that's it, isn't it?

22:06 That's where the show ends.

22:07 There's nothing else to do.

22:08 Loser just goes home with their head held low.

22:11 What about that forfeit you mentioned?

22:12 No, I said forfeit.

22:16 [laughter]

22:15 I mean in this guy.

22:17 Don't give me the dab.

22:18 I'm at least 6'7".

22:19 Ah.

22:20 Tough watch.

22:21 Give him a sore stomach.

22:22 Ah.

22:23 I've already got one.

22:23 I want diarrhea from you, boy.

22:25 Oh, you slipped back into your creepy old man for a second.

22:28 Slight mistake.

22:29 Not as in your dad.

22:30 We've all done that.

22:32 [laughter] Good luck getting home after this one, mate.

22:33 And it has to go through your eyeballs, mate.

22:36 Easy [clears throat] for you.

22:39 [laughter] Mate, you're staggering home.

22:41 Jesus.

22:44 Can I just get the rest of that?

22:46 [snorts] [laughter] Legend.

22:48 Legend.

22:50 Make sure you check out Isaac, aka Team Bash, aka Team Snatch.

22:55 Italian Bash.

22:56 Anyway, guys, it's been a pleasure.

22:58 We'll see you all again Woo!

23:00 Really [laughter] soon.

23:04 Ow.

23:04 [clears throat] Ciao.

23:06 Oh, cuz of Italian.

23:07 Oh, that's that's actually that's great.

23:09 That's great.

23:10 You're really lucky.

23:10 [applause] So, can I have my ball back?

23:20 [panting]