The Ones with the Neighbors | Friends

0:01 Woohoo!

0:02 The curse is broken.

0:03 I called everybody I know and everyone is alive.

0:10 Huh?

0:12 What?

0:11 Ugly naked guy looks awfully still.

0:19 Oh my god, I killed him.

0:20 I killed another one.

0:22 And this curse is getting stronger, too, to bring down something that big.

0:26 Well, maybe he's just taking a nap.

0:28 I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning.

0:31 I bet we should call somebody

0:33 and tell them what?

0:33 That the naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving.

0:36 But we've got to find out if he is alive.

0:38 Yeah, but how are we going to do that?

0:40 There's no way.

0:41 Well, there is one way.

0:43 His window's open.

0:45 I say we poke him.

0:48 Remember, something this big and long is going to be very difficult to maneuver.

0:53 Fortunately, I have a lot of experience in that area.

0:56 Can we please focus here?

0:58 A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

1:01 I'm telling you, he's dead.

1:03 What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.

1:07 All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.

1:10 Steady, steady.

1:13 Okay, a little higher.

1:16 Careful the angle.

1:17 Okay, okay, we're approaching the window.

1:24 Thread the needle.

1:25 Thread the needle.

1:32 He's alive.

1:33 He's alive.

1:37 And yet we're still poking him.

1:40 Okay.

1:40 Retract the device.

1:40 Retract the device.

1:43 He does not look happy.

1:45 Hey.

1:45 Hey.

1:46 Now he's showing us his poking device.

1:50 Hey, that's never going to make it all the way over here, buddy.

1:53 Uh, Eric, what kind of photography uh do you do?

1:57 Oh, mostly fashion.

1:58 So, there may be models here from time to time.

2:00 I hope that's cool.

2:04 Yes, it is cool.

2:06 Uh, because I have models here, you know, never.

2:12 What else?

2:13 Oh, yeah.

2:13 During the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house,

2:17 which you are welcome to use, by the way.

2:19 Although, I should probably tell you she's a porn star.

2:25 Well, listen.

2:26 I uh still have one more person to uh meet,

2:28 but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think your chances are pretty good.

2:35 All right.

2:41 Who are you?

2:43 Hi, I'm Eric.

2:43 I'm going to be Chandler's new roommate.

2:45 I'm Chandler's new roommate.

2:48 I don't think so.

2:49 I could be Chandler's new roommate.

2:52 But he told me over the phone.

2:53 He told me in person.

2:56 That's weird.

2:57 Well, I'm going to uh going to my new apartment now.

3:06 Huh?

3:16 Morning.

3:25 The sky is clear.

3:26 The morning's here.

3:30 The morning's

3:33 You have to do that.

3:35 It's Saturday.

3:38 Oh, come on.

3:39 Morning's here.

3:41 Mornings here.

3:45 board is here.

3:47 Sunshine is here.

3:53 I hate this apartment.

3:56 I hate the color of these walls.

3:58 I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird.

4:03 Hate that singing guy.

4:04 Are you kidding?

4:06 I love that guy.

4:09 Morning's here.

4:11 MORNING.

4:12 STOP IT.

4:15 I will kill you here.

4:23 The morning's here.

4:28 The sky is clear.

4:33 Hey, you're back.

4:34 Hey, get into gear.

4:37 Breakfast is near.

4:38 The dawn of night has disappeared.

4:44 I'll see you tomorrow morning.

4:48 Okay.

4:48 Oh my god.

4:49 Oh my god.

4:49 Guys, you got to come see this.

4:50 There's some creep out there with a telescope.

4:55 I can't believe it.

4:56 He's looking right at us.

4:58 Oh, that is so sick.

5:00 I feel violated and not in a good way.

5:04 How do people do that?

5:08 Oh, you guys look.

5:09 Ugly naked guy GOT GRAVITY BOOTS.

5:11 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

5:12 HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

5:13 THE GUY WITH THE TELESCOPE.

5:14 Oh my god.

5:17 Oh, go away.

5:19 Stop looking in here.

5:22 Great.

5:22 Now he's waving back.

5:26 Man, we got to do something about that guy.

5:27 This morning I caught him looking into our apartment.

5:30 It creeps me out.

5:31 I feel like I can't do stuff.

5:34 What kind of stuff?

5:38 Will you grow up?

5:39 I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but like when I'm cooking naked.

5:45 You cook naked?

5:47 Yeah.

5:47 Toast, oatmeal, nothing that spatters.

5:54 What are you looking at me for?

5:54 I didn't know that.

5:57 Hey, so listen.

5:57 I went across the street and talked to the door man.

6:00 I got the peeper's name.

6:02 Can I use the phone?

6:05 Can I use your phone?

6:10 Yeah.

6:10 The number for a Sydney Marx, please.

6:13 Heating device

6:17 radiator.

6:17 Five letters.

6:21 Very.

6:25 Yeah.

6:26 Is Sydney there?

6:28 Oh, this is Sydney's a woman.

6:31 So, she's a woman.

6:32 So what?

6:34 Yeah.

6:34 Yeah.

6:34 So what?

6:36 Look, I live across the street and I know all

6:38 about you and your little telescope and I don't appreciate it.

6:41 Okay.

6:42 Yeah, I can see you right now.

6:44 Hello.

6:45 Now, look, if I want to walk around my apartment in my underwear,

6:48 I shouldn't have to feel like Thank you.

6:51 But that's not really the point.

6:55 The uh the point is that mostly free weights, but occasionally you

7:01 Joey.

7:03 Yeah, my neighbor.

7:05 Yeah, the brunette.

7:07 She said you look very pretty the other day in the green dress.

7:11 The green dress?

7:14 Really?

7:14 Yeah.

7:14 She said you look like Ingred Bergman that day.

7:20 No.

7:20 You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason.

7:26 Moren Rosillo.

7:27 Cuz she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason.

7:35 Hello, Mr.

7:36 Hickles.

7:38 You're doing it again.

7:40 We're not doing anything.

7:41 You're stomping.

7:42 It's disturbing my birds.

7:46 You don't have birds.

7:49 I could have birds.

7:52 Okay, Mr.

7:52 Hackles.

7:52 We'll try to keep it down.

7:54 Thank you.

7:55 I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.

7:59 All right.

7:59 Bye-bye.

8:02 Okay.

8:02 Janice.

8:03 Janice.

8:04 You got to give me Janice.

8:05 That wasn't about being picky.

8:06 Yeah, we'll give you Janice.

8:08 I miss Janice, though.

8:10 Hello, Chandler.

8:11 Bing.

8:15 Oh my god.

8:18 Oh, Chandler.

8:20 Now.

8:22 Yeah, that's it.

8:26 There.

8:27 Faster.

8:36 Stop with the broom.

8:37 We're not making noise.

8:50 We won.

8:51 We did.

8:56 Mr.

8:56 Heckles.

9:01 How did this happen?

9:03 He must have been sweeping.

9:04 They found a broom in his hand.

9:10 That's terrible.

9:11 I know.

9:12 I was sweeping yesterday.

9:14 Could have been me.

9:19 You never know.

9:20 Never know.

9:25 Okay.

9:25 It's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building.

9:30 Go into the light, Mr.

9:31 Heckle.

9:36 Okay, Phoebe.

9:39 I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help.

9:46 Hey, what are you guys doing?

9:48 Making holiday candy for the neighbors.

9:50 I'm sorry, who?

9:52 I'm going to hang this basket on the door and then

9:55 when the neighbors walk by, they can all take a piece.

9:59 But we don't know the neighbors.

10:01 I do.

10:02 There's uh let's say guy with a mustache, smokes a lot lady,

10:07 kids I've seen, and a red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty.

10:14 See, this is exactly why I'm making this candy.

10:16 We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.

10:18 Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved?

10:23 Who is that?

10:25 Don't worry.

10:25 I'm brave.

10:26 I am brave.

10:27 I I am brave.

10:30 Oh,

10:31 no.

10:31 No, no, no, no.

10:34 Can you tell me who is there, please?

10:37 My name's Gary.

10:38 I live upstairs.

10:43 Hi.

10:43 Hi.

10:43 Do you know what time it is?

10:45 It's candy time.

10:47 My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.

10:51 Oh, please.

10:53 Did you hear that?

10:54 Little drop to heaven.

10:58 4 a.m.

11:00 So, can I get some candy?

11:01 I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work.

11:06 He does not know that I am not some of us.

11:12 Um, listen, I'm sorry, but I I'll put some out first thing in the morning.

11:15 Well, okay.

11:16 I'll swing by later.

11:18 You live in this building?

11:21 Seems like I would have remembered you.

11:26 Night gear.

11:37 Very funny, Ross.

11:39 Very lifelike and funny.

11:41 Okay.

11:45 Oh, no.

11:45 No, no, no.

11:45 I I wasn't waving at you, lady.

11:49 Whoa.

11:50 Maybe I was.

11:52 Hey, Monica.

11:53 This totally hot girl in Ross' building is flirting with me.

11:56 Get in there, man.

11:57 Flirt back.

11:57 Mix it up.

12:00 Yeah, I'm down with that.

12:04 Okay, here goes.

12:07 How you doing?

12:15 It worked.

12:16 She's waving me over.

12:17 Okay.

12:18 I'll be right over.

12:19 Let's see.

12:19 She's on the third floor.

12:22 Wow.

12:23 She is pretty, huh?

12:24 Tell me about it.

12:25 Huh?

12:26 Oh, no.

12:27 No, no, no, no.

12:28 I'm not with her.

12:29 No, that that's just Monica.

12:37 Rachel, what are you doing?

12:38 It's freezing out here.

12:39 Would you come back inside?

12:41 No, no, no, no, no.

12:42 You wanted me to take him down, so I'm taking him down.

12:47 Okay, I'm okay.

12:54 I'm okay.

12:56 Mr.

12:57 Eckles.

12:58 Mr.

12:59 Hickles, could you could you help me, please?

13:03 See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.

13:08 Hey, what's going on?

13:09 I found a note on my door.

13:11 Come to Monica's quick.

13:12 Bring champagne and a three musketeers bar.

13:15 Yeah, I'll take that.

13:18 What's up?

13:19 Monica and I are engaged.

13:21 Oh my god.

13:28 Congratulations.

13:28 Where is she?

13:29 I'm engaged.

13:33 Yeah, she's been out there for 20 minutes.

13:35 I'm surprised you didn't hear her on the way over.

13:36 Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "I'm gay.

13:38 I'm gay." Can I bring her in?

13:42 No.

13:43 No.

13:43 Let her stay out there.

13:44 It's sweet.

13:45 I'm getting married.

13:46 I'm going to be a bride.

13:50 No, I will not SHUT UP BECAUSE I'M ENGAGED.

13:55 OH, big talk, huh?

13:57 Why don't you come over here and say that to me, huh, buddy?

13:59 Yeah, my fiance will kick your ass.

14:03 COME ON.

14:04 APARTMENT 20.

14:05 Apartment 20.

14:08 Okay, you get her in here.

14:10 You bolt the door.

14:10 I'll be in the closet.

14:14 Hey, new wallet, huh?

14:16 Uh, yeah, it was time.

14:17 The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say cool anymore, you know.

14:22 Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge.

14:25 Oh, yeah.

14:25 I know, but the garbage was full.

14:29 Have you ever taken out the trash?

14:32 Well, I uh thought you liked doing it.

14:40 Third door on the left.

14:41 Right.

14:52 Oh, hey Mr.

14:53 Trigger.

14:55 Hey there.

15:13 What are you doing?

15:17 Um Oh.

15:17 Oh, I'm sorry.

15:20 It's a little old, but no, you're clogging up the shoot.

15:25 I just spent a half hour unclogging.

15:28 I'm sorry.

15:29 I didn't I don't come in here a lot.

15:31 Oh, yeah.

15:32 Of course you don't.

15:33 Cuz you're a little princess.

15:36 Daddy, buy me a pizza.

15:38 Daddy, buy me a candy factory.

15:40 Daddy, make the cast of cats sing happy birthday to me.

15:45 Well, you think you can just come in here, make a mess,

15:47 a big man in the coveralls, and come and clean it up, huh?

15:50 Well, why don't you think of someone else for a change?

15:58 Okay, I'm sorry.

16:06 God, you're going to cry about it,

16:12 right?

16:12 I don't have a plan.

16:16 Pizza guy.

16:18 Thank God.

16:22 Phoebe,

16:21 what?

16:22 Do you have a plan?

16:24 I don't even have a plan.

16:29 I want a mushroom, green pepper, and onion.

16:32 No, no, no.

16:34 That's not what we ordered.

16:35 We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.

16:42 Wait, you're not G.

16:43 Stephanopoulos?

16:45 Oh man, my dad's going to kill me.

16:48 Wait, did you say G Stephanopoulos?

16:51 Yeah.

16:52 Yeah, this one goes across the street.

16:53 I must have given him yours.

16:54 Oh, bonehead.

16:55 Bonehead.

16:57 Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

17:03 Yeah, it sounds about right.

17:05 Was he Was he wearing a stunning blue suit and and a power tie?

17:10 No, pretty much just a towel.

17:12 Oh god.

17:13 Oh, so you guys want me to take this back?

17:16 WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?

17:17 WE'VE GOT GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS'S PIZZA.

17:24 UH, BABES.

17:26 Who's George Snuffalopagus?

17:31 That's Pig Bird's friend.

17:35 I see pizza.

17:36 Oh, I want to see.

17:37 Let me see.

17:38 Let me see.

17:39 Hello.

17:39 Who are we spying on?

17:41 You know, the White House advisor, Clinton's campaign guy.

17:44 The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt.

17:48 Oh, him.

17:49 The little guy.

17:50 Oh, I love him.

17:52 Oh, wait.

17:54 Wait.

17:54 I see a woman.

17:55 Tell me it's his mother.

17:57 It's definitely not his mother.

17:59 Oh no.

18:00 Wait.

18:01 She's walking across the floor.

18:03 She's walking.

18:04 She's walking.

18:06 She's going for THE PIZZA.

18:07 HEY, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU,