If I Cringe I Drink... (TikTok React)

0:00 Hello everyone.

0:00 We're doing it again.

0:01 Tik Tok reactions.

0:03 I'm gonna be reacting to the most popular ones,

0:05 the ones that are the thirstiest.

0:08 It's gonna make me cringe,

0:09 which is fine because I have a solution that everyone should do.

0:14 Alcohol.

0:15 This isn't sponsored, by the way.

0:16 I just chose to drink White Claws today.

0:19 But you know who did sponsor this video today?

0:21 Myself.

0:22 At johnnygilbert.com, you can get the finest merch.

0:25 And you can also get some of these t-shirts

0:27 at hot topic and amazon.com if you look up my name.

0:30 Also, I have a viewer Discord server where I actually

0:33 ask for people to send some of these Tik Toks.

0:35 So, if you want to join other viewers and handing out there,

0:38 it is linked down below.

0:39 So, join my Discord.

0:40 All right, let's continue.

0:41 We're going to be entering the world of me

0:46 and most likely I'm going to be getting drunk because every

0:48 single Tik Tok that makes me cringe is going

0:50 to lead to me taking a sip or two or 12.

0:52 But yeah, I've been on the internet for quite some time.

0:54 My whole life practically.

0:55 And uh that means I've done a lot of cringe.

0:58 I mean, I was in Why did you escape for[ __] sake?

1:00 First sip.

1:04 Yum.

1:04 Delicious.

1:05 Your password[ __] sucks.

1:07 I had a voice crack.

1:09 [music] I have a feeling I got uglier because I see this thirst trap made

1:15 a lot of this clip and I've noticed this is all when I was like 17.

1:19 though.

1:19 And also, what is this[ __] response?

1:23 Sorry, that made me laugh.

1:24 I don't know why.

1:24 I think it's just because it's like the song with it is just[ __] ridiculous.

1:30 Okay, I cannot watch any more of this.

1:31 Jesus Christ.

1:32 Okay, we get it.

1:32 Um, __] garlic.

1:34 Wait, I'M A VAMPIRE.

1:36 [screaming]

1:37 IT'S KIND of crazy that I said I'm a vampire to garlic.

1:39 That's uh not how it works.

1:41 Wait, are vampires allergic to garlic?

1:43 Wait, maybe it is garlic.

1:44 Oh, yeah, it is.

1:45 I used to get it mixed up with onions.

1:46 I used to think vampires were allergic to onions,

1:48 but they're allergic to garlic.

1:49 Okay.

1:50 Um, that's fine.

1:51 Hi, Lydia.

1:51 What is up?

1:52 I just

1:52 Bro, not people posting the cameos I've made for people, dude.

1:56 That's so awkward.

1:57 I don't want people to see those.

1:59 Like, I mean, I want people to see them, but I don't want everyone to see them.

2:02 That's so awkward.

2:03 I can't watch this.

2:04 Is someone's personal message.

2:05 I can't watch this.

2:06 My best friend met Johnny Gilbert.

2:09 [bell]

2:09 That's fetus me.

2:10 Oh, that's not me at all.

2:11 That's Brian Stars.

2:12 Okay.

2:13 Release me now or you must face the dire[ __] cr.

2:19 Why did I sing it like that?

2:21 Oh, this is the ultimate cringe.

2:22 I might need to chug like three white claws for that.

2:24 That was like I don't even know how to There's too much lore to that.

2:27 Hey, what is my what is my what is my what is my what

2:30 is my oh my god okay chili chilies I got[ __] chills number 15 burger [laughter]

3:03 Sorry.

3:03 Sorry.

3:03 I'm going through a lot.

3:04 Jesus.

3:05 Okay, that's fine.

3:06 We don't need to watch that.

3:07 Holy crap.

3:08 Is this AI?

3:10 Shut the[ __] up.

3:11 That did not happen in Family Guy.

3:16 [music] __] Okay, I kind of ate with that.

3:21 I'm not going to lie.

3:22 Like somebody threw a[ __] fan and it was really cool.

3:24 Like look at my catch.

3:25 Like I look no muscles, right?

3:27 But tattoos.

3:28 I look cool, I would say.

3:29 But the problem is is that I caught the fan and I was holding it

3:32 like kind of backwards and like you see I don't I don't really adjust it.

3:36 I didn't think about that.

3:37 Yeah.

3:38 Right there.

3:38 I couldn't fan myself.

3:39 Well, so it ruined the whole thing.

3:41 It ruined the whole thing.

3:42 Idiot.

3:44 Think about it.

3:45 Well, I did.

3:47 This isn't even cringe because this is self-aware and Anthony Padilla, you know?

3:51 That's just like that's that's a[ __] flex.

3:53 Actually, that's a flex.

3:54 I I can't I can't hate on this.

3:56 This is a This is a monumental moment.

3:59 I don't I don't I don't Oh god, this one is Okay.

4:02 I don't know if I like the facial hair.

4:03 I dyed it black.

4:05 I wanted to see.

4:06 I don't know.

4:06 It's like when you ever taking your your pubic hair and dyed it black.

4:12 Don't answer that.

4:12 Actually, this is this is me talking to myself.

4:14 I'm blonde, you know.

4:15 I don't know if I like this.

4:17 I don't know.

4:17 I can feel it.

4:18 I can feel the muscles.

4:20 Oh my god, dude.

4:21 Okay, it went away.

4:24 Actually, it looks exactly the[ __] same, doesn't it?

4:26 Dang it.

4:27 It's getting there.

4:29 [music] I kind of think I kind of look

4:32 in a weird way kind of attractive like this.

4:34 Guys, if this hits 10,000 likes,

4:36 I'll grow it back and I'll dye it black and uh that will be permanently my look.

4:40 Actually, maybe I should say I won't do that for 10,000 likes.

4:43 I don't know what you want from me.

4:48 It's hard to drink fast.

4:49 I didn't even eat food today.

4:50 Really?

4:50 I've been eating sand and um napkins and bugs.

4:57 [clears throat] Guys, it's Johnny and today I'm here with my

4:59 Oh no.

5:00 What the[ __] How did they find this?

5:01 I mean, I guess it's publicly on the internet.

5:03 Why am I talking like this?

5:04 So, for Mother's Day,

5:05 I thought I'd give my mom the best gift and that is to become emo.

5:08 So, I'm going to turn my mom emo.

5:10 I got this video idea by

5:12 It's just like It's just hard and I'm also scared because

5:15 I don't know what I'm going to say and that scares me.

5:19 Question.

5:19 [laughter] Oh my god.

5:22 Okay.

5:25 Can I keep watching that?

5:27 [music] Oh, that's kind of cool.

5:28 Wait, I posted this.

5:30 [laughter] Now I look like a douchebag.

5:36 Yoshi.

5:35 No.

5:35 No.

5:36 I

5:39 Why do they like me saying that?

5:42 Yoshi.

5:42 Yoshi.

5:44 __] That's not right.

5:46 [clears throat] Me.

5:47 Me.

5:53 __] Okay, I'll take a drink though cuz it is cringe.

6:12 It's a good song.

6:13 Okay, you all have to start somewhere.

6:15 Okay.

6:16 I It was supposed to be like a funny like I don't remember.

6:18 It was like some skit I was trying to do and some shitty song.

6:21 I used to watch a lot of skit YouTubers.

6:22 I wanted to be funny too.

6:24 I'll shut up and drink.

6:29 I won life.

6:30 Don't even eye contact.

6:31 Dude, I'm not making I mean Okay.

6:33 I don't is ah I'm not making eye contact with you guys.

6:38 Okay.

6:38 I'm just like there's a crowd and there's only so many places to look.

6:40 So, I'm looking around and my my eyes can't like figure

6:44 out where I'm looking and I see what you're saying though.

6:46 It does look like But I'm not.

6:51 Wait, that's honestly a great thirst trap.

6:52 That should have blown up.

6:53 Why they only got 700 likes?

6:54 I'm liking that.

6:55 Oh, wait.

6:55 No, I don't want to like that.

6:56 I don't want to think of making eye contact.

6:58 What the[ __]

7:01 Oh, no.

7:01 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

7:03 Not watching this,

7:04 guys.

7:05 Too much.

7:09 Dude, that[ __] is ridiculous.

7:11 That actually is so hard.

7:12 Go[ __] You can buy these chocolate bars.

7:14 Feel that.

7:14 That He didn't even think about it.

7:16 He just went like, "You can't[ __] do that.

7:19 You cannot do that." Oh my god.

7:27 Hello.

7:28 [laughter] Hello.

7:30 What is this?

7:31 What is this?

7:31 Really?

7:32 That's pretty chill.

7:32 I'm down for that.

7:34 Lord, help.

7:35 Why are you putting on your stomach, dude?

7:37 Okay, so before people like really cared about Jake and I,

7:39 this is what we were doing, by the way.

7:41 Like, right, this is like the start of it.

7:43 We were just starting to stream.

7:45 This is where I started 2023 or 2022 for our adventure, you know?

7:50 Oh,[ __] burned.

7:51 I remember.

7:52 It's crazy.

7:52 I kind of remember this like it was yesterday.

7:54 You need to like even out more.

7:56 Holy[ __] Look at the amount of tattoos I've gotten.

7:59 I got so many tattoos now.

8:01 Sorry, I just flashed you a little bit.

8:03 Sorry about that.

8:04 I It's a tendency of mine.

8:07 You[ __] come to my beach and you steal my[ __] Get the[ __] out of my house,

8:12 dude.

8:12 I don't know if you know this about me,

8:14 but I'm actually the fifth fastest person in my school.

8:20 Damn, my body's built like[ __] weird.

8:22 What happened to my body?

8:23 Like, what is that[ __] What the[ __] happened to my ass?

8:25 I told Grace this the other day.

8:26 I was uh walking in public and I was like,

8:29 I feel like my ass is like too fat right now.

8:31 Like I feel like people are looking at it.

8:33 You know what I mean?

8:34 Like cuz you can't see your backside really unless if you're turning your head.

8:38 But I feel like it's one of those things where

8:39 you turn your head and everyone like kind of looks.

8:41 So I'm pretty sure people are looking at my ass.

8:43 And I think like out of all my friends like my my guys

8:46 and stuff like I'm pretty sure my bros like have flatter asses than me.

8:50 And I'm not afraid to say that.

8:51 Like I'm not trying to be mean either.

8:52 This isn't like and this isn't a flex either.

8:54 I'm not proud.

8:55 I guess I kind of it seems like I'm proud

8:57 but I just want to get this off my chest.

8:59 It's very important to me because I sometimes feel like a little insecure,

9:03 especially with my pants are so tight.

9:04 Like I just feel like my ass is a little fat and now everyone's going to talk.

9:06 Everyone's going to think about my ass now

9:08 because now I'm talking about my [clears throat] Anyways,

9:11 I think this White Claw is almost finished.

9:17 Oh, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

9:19 The neighborhood.

9:20 White Claw number two.

9:21 How's this only been two white claws?

9:23 Who would have known?

9:24 Oh, what the[ __] is this?

9:25 Okay.

9:25 Okay.

9:26 I was in my escape.

9:27 I don't know where the hand's going.

9:28 What is going on?

9:29 What the[ __] What is this?

9:32 Oh, okay.

9:32 Thank Thank God.

9:34 Thank God.

9:34 I thought I did not know.

9:36 I did not remember what happened in that era.

9:38 Okay.

9:39 I blocked it out and I was drinking and I was too young.

9:42 I know what I must do.

9:43 I know what must be done.

9:44 Okay, I have to explain this.

9:45 This is a deleted video.

9:46 I bought a shirt from this movie and I didn't realize

9:48 the movie was kind of like this really runchy porno thing.

9:51 So, I was like, the skit will be that I find

9:54 out that I bought this shirt that I was really hyped

9:56 on, but then I find out that it's like kind

9:58 of runchy and kind of a porno of some level, animated porno.

10:02 That's why I didn't know.

10:03 And and then I burned my t-shirt.

10:05 And apparently, I didn't care about copyright cuz I played MCR the whole time,

10:08 which is pretty ballsy.

10:09 This actually went really wrong.

10:10 I did burn my hand severely.

10:12 Okay, this is when I got scared.

10:15 __] It It just kept getting It got really fast.

10:20 Like Yeah, it got on my bracelet as well.

10:23 I remember that.

10:24 Oh, and the fire alarm's going off.

10:25 Okay.

10:25 Okay.

10:26 So, that was actually terrifying.

10:27 Okay.

10:28 So, that was [laughter] Oh, come on.

10:35 WHAT [laughter] THE[ __] WHAT THE[ __] I I'm going

10:37 through my videos and then I'm just seeing people sub.

10:39 Oh, thanks a lot.

10:40 Jesus Christ.

10:41 __][ __] Now, this make me sad.

10:44 People are just being mean to me.

10:45 Be nice.

10:46 I'm dyslexic.

10:47 I've been through enough.

10:48 Can't spell words.

10:52 Why' I do that with my tongue, bro?

10:57 __] I can't.

10:58 Why am I doing that?

10:58 Why am I doing that?

10:59 Why am I even trying to do that?

11:00 What the[ __] is wrong with me?

11:04 I just want to be like my idol.

11:08 Oh yeah, this is when I became a drag queen.

11:13 Wait, I actually do look kind of like fire though.

11:16 I Maybe this is like the vibe.

11:17 Maybe I should be a drag queen.

11:19 Wait, what?

11:20 Wait a sec.

11:21 I kind of ate that[ __] That's impressive.

11:25 Dude, there's a little kid outside and they need to turn off.

11:28 That[ __] is loud.

11:30 Like, why the[ __] did you install that?

11:32 Get that out of here.

11:33 He's mean.

11:34 We should cancel him.

11:35 He can't be on the internet anymore.

11:37 He's done.

11:38 You're done.

11:38 You had enough.

11:39 Yeah.

11:49 Save your face.

11:51 Uh, shut your mouth.

11:55 You're done.

11:56 Listen here, buddy.

11:57 You, me.

11:58 Okay.

11:59 Why am I Sorry.

12:00 I was relapsing.

12:01 I was becoming Timmy again.

12:02 I'm sorry.

12:03 I saw what happened.

12:04 I'm 28.

12:05 It's not happening again.

12:06 We're done.

12:07 We're done.

12:08 It's over.

12:09 You ever act like a sexy potato?

12:10 Of course I act like a sexy potato pretty much every day.

12:13 [music] This is Okay.

12:15 Oh my god.

12:15 Blow on the dance floor, Ken.

12:16 God damn it.

12:17 Okay.

12:17 Uh, it was a different time.

12:19 This is the pinnacle of what 2014 2013 was.

12:26 [music] Oh my god.

12:28 There's no funny to that.

12:29 There's nothing funny to that.

12:30 That is the worst.

12:32 Why did you moan?

12:33 Cuz that's what my voice crack sounded like.

12:35 It's like Okay, I got to drink more apparently because this made me cringe.

12:42 Actually pisses me off.

12:46 It's okay.

12:47 Oh, people like my glasses.

12:49 You ready for beauty?

12:56 [music] I hope I didn't get copyrighted.

13:00 If we get copyrighted for that, just put put some shitty Wii music or something.

13:07 [music]

13:10 I am so tired of seeing thirst traps of Johnny.

13:13 I have been a fan of him since middle school and you know I[ __] think emo boys

13:18 are hot but Johnny is more of a comfort

13:20 person to me and y'all are just sing over him.

13:23 Yeah, exactly.

13:25 Exactly.

13:25 There's more to me.

13:26 I have insides.

13:28 I have a heart.

13:28 I have stomach aches.

13:30 I have so many stomach problems.

13:32 There's more to me than just being a thirst trap Tik Tok emo boy.

13:36 Goddamn right and left.

13:40 It's just me, but I legitely dislike brushing my teeth.

13:43 I still do.

13:44 Like, I do it.

13:45 I do it.

13:46 Like, see, I was a baby though.

13:50 I was a baby.

13:51 I get it.

13:51 I was a baby.

13:52 I didn't know no better.

13:53 I was just I was just beginning.

13:54 I was a spawn.

13:56 I just spawned.

13:57 These are crazy.

13:58 These photos are actually old looking now, dude.

14:00 I remember like when I took these photos,

14:01 they didn't seem old and now they seem old.

14:04 Like this is like Instagram was a thing.

14:05 Like I'm not even a MySpace kid and Instagram was a thing and I these look old.

14:10 That's crazy.

14:11 Okay, I don't know if this is going to be offensive, but I I just never know.

14:15 I'll[ __] up with you in porn.

14:16 I'm having city[ __] Okay.

14:25 Hey, nothing could have prepared me for that __] Okay, it was a different time.

14:30 Okay, you know, like sometimes you would pretend to twerk and

14:39 I'm sorry that song [laughter] with this is so funny.

14:43 It's just me, myself, and I.

14:45 Okay, this is why Jake calls me a ginger.

14:47 It's not real.

14:48 This is fake.

14:49 I I use color oops on my hair.

14:51 Any real emo knows color oops.

14:52 It gets rid of your hair and everyone's like,

14:54 "Oh my god." And like Christopher Drew had

14:55 like orange hair at one point kind of.

14:57 So I wanted to do that.

14:58 I'm sorry.

14:59 Just like this.

14:59 This is just like a time of it.

15:01 Like the Shane Dawson Hot Topic t-shirt.

15:03 This is crazy.

15:04 How you doing today?

15:05 Pretty rambunctious.

15:07 I'm done.

15:08 I'm done.

15:08 I'm going to have to drink all these White Claws.

15:10 Actually, uh, the video's over, everybody.

15:12 I have to go drink all these White Claws and pass out in the yard real quick.

15:16 Well, I enjoyed this.

15:17 You know, it was fun.

15:18 Memory lane.

15:18 It's always fun.

15:19 Not really, actually.

15:20 A lot of times it's very traumatic and overwhelming.

15:22 I hope you enjoyed this video and if you did like it,

15:25 please [music] know you're [music and singing] trying

15:36 to tell me you're just too damn sweet.

15:40 I know you're saying that you're [music] wrong for me.

15:44 You're wrong for me.