Kelly Clarkson | Full Episode

0:03 [cheering] [screaming] [cheering] [screaming] [screaming] [cheering] [screaming]

0:32 [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering]

1:09 THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1:16 [cheering] THANK YOU.

1:19 ALL RIGHT.

1:19 [cheering] THANK YOU.

1:27 [cheering] THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1:28 LISTEN.

1:30 YOU.

1:31 I GOT TO SAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1:33 I KNOW that y'all have been out here a long, LONG TIME.

1:38 [cheering] IT'S HOT.

1:42 YOU'RE ALL OVER THERE WITH SOME HORSES, HANGING OUT BY HORSES,

1:45 and then you come get bust over here.

1:47 THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1:48 WELCOME to our third ANNUAL PARK SHOW.

1:52 [cheering] WE LIKE IT.

1:56 WE LOVE TO DO IT.

1:58 Every year it gets bigger and bigger.

1:59 You know, what we do is every year,

2:02 once a year we have to do it when we tent for termites at the studio.

2:06 And it's just great to be outside in nature.

2:08 You have the trees, you have the grass, you have the 134 FREEWAY RIGHT THERE.

2:16 [cheering] I GET TO WEAR MY SHORTS.

2:23 [applause and cheering]

2:22 IT'S SO NICE.

2:23 IT'S A LITTLE WARM, but you know,

2:25 you get to wear your shorts and you get to to get a little

2:28 sun and you get to chase some squirrels and I'm thinking of my dog,

2:31 but I do enjoy it still.

2:34 It's a Oh, this right here, LOOK AT THE SLIDE.

2:39 [cheering] I BROUGHT THAT FROM HOME THAT GOES to my pool.

2:45 Of course, I can't ride it.

2:47 It's just a slide just to taunt me because my back is still a little out.

2:50 So, it looks fun.

2:51 I hope you enjoy it and uh I'll be sitting over here rubbing Ben-Gay on my back.

2:58 This is the biggest outdoor show ever.

2:59 I'll tell you that.

3:00 The first year we had the dunk tank.

3:02 The The next year we had the trapeze.

3:05 And this year we have the giant slide.

3:07 Next year I will be 50.

3:09 SO, UH [cheering] I'LL BE PLAYING SHUFFLEBOARD AND TAKING NAPS.

3:20 [cheering] But right now for the first time in 2 weeks,

3:23 Johnny, try and make ME TRY TO DANCE.

3:27 [cheering] [cheering] [applause] [cheering]

3:45 [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering]

4:10 [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [music

4:29 and cheering] [applause] [cheering] [cheering] OH.

4:46 I'M GOING TO PAY FOR THAT TOMORROW.

4:47 I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

4:49 That was just FOR MIKE.

4:50 I WANTED TO DANCE FOR MIKE TODAY.

4:53 ALL RIGHT.

4:54 UH YOU KNOW WHAT?

4:55 I WANT TO SAY this is the kind of show it's very, very expensive.

4:58 You wouldn't think so cuz it's just outside.

5:00 How can it cost you any money?

5:01 But it cost you a lot of money.

5:03 So, I want to thank Embassy Suites Hotels for making all of this possible.

5:07 [applause and cheering] I'm sure you know this already,

5:13 but they have over 190 all-suite hotels across

5:15 North America and Latin America, if you've counted.

5:19 And they're famous You know what they're famous for?

5:21 They're famous for their two-room suites,

5:23 which are great for for people who have kids and couples who are fighting.

5:27 So, it actually works out for everyone.

5:31 I know for me the first thing that comes off when

5:34 I'm at a park like this outside it's it's your T-shirt.

5:38 Right away you you want to take your top off.

5:42 [cheering] Especially whatever I don't know what

5:45 happens when you're on someone's shoulders, you just want to take your top off.

5:50 [cheering and applause]

5:49 Maybe it's just cuz I'm from New Orleans, but uh we have rules here.

5:53 It's no shirt, no shoes, no service.

5:55 So, everybody today is going to get a T-shirt.

5:58 LIMITED EDITION [cheering] OF ELLEN THE PARK SHOW.

6:07 [cheering]

6:10 ALSO YOU'RE GETTING AN EMBASSY SUITES [cheering] amenity kit

6:14 and uh you're going to you're going to like that.

6:16 You got your shady day sunscreen wipes.

6:18 YOU GOT YOUR [cheering]

6:21 SEWING KIT IN CASE YOU JUST rip off your shirt and make a mistake.

6:26 You get a tiny vodka bottle.

6:27 That's just in mine maybe,

6:28 but and when you're there you get to have a delicious free omelet and you

6:33 can order anything you you can say anything

6:35 you want and nobody's going to stop you.

6:37 Any you can say onions and avocado and they don't go ew.

6:40 They say, all right, right away, ma'am.

6:41 And if you're not a ma'am, you can say, how dare you?

6:47 I heard all of you had omelets EARLIER TODAY.

6:52 [cheering] OH.

6:54 THERE'S NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN LINING UP

6:57 for an omelet on a hot, hot summer day.

7:02 Are you looking at the chef there?

7:03 That chef is executive chef Roy Choi and he's

7:06 right there in the front audience, FRONT ROW.

7:11 [cheering] [applause] HIS PARENTS, MR.

7:15 AND MRS.

7:16 CHOI, SAID, we'll name our boy Roy.

7:18 That's exactly what they Here's our boy, Roy Choi.

7:22 Do you enjoy koi, Roy?

7:24 Yes, I do.

7:25 Sushi.

7:25 And when you were a boy, were you koi?

7:29 All right.

7:30 So, you're that you Anything somebody says,

7:32 you'll make the omelet no matter what.

7:33 That's the whole thing about it, right?

7:34 did today, yes, in the park.

7:36 Okay.

7:36 Today we have the best sign spinners in town

7:38 to help me tell you who's on the show today.

7:41 Oh, and it's a good show, I'll tell you that.

7:43 Kelly Clarkson is here.

7:45 [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [music]

8:01 You have that guy, you're going to want a leather jacket.

8:02 I don't care how much it cost you.

8:05 And she's going to perform Since U Been Gone and her new song Never Again.

8:10 [cheering]

8:09 AND UH LET ME TELL YOU THIS.

8:14 NO, NO, NO, no way.

8:16 No, no, no, no way I'm living without you.

8:20 [cheering] I'm not living I don't want to be free.

8:29 I'm [cheering] staying.

8:31 I'm staying.

8:32 Uh she's not staying.

8:33 She got voted off.

8:37 [cheering] I hate it.

8:36 Laquisha Jones is here.

8:44 [cheering] [applause] [cheering]

8:51 All right.

8:52 And oh, you're going to love this.

8:53 We're going to play a game with that huge slide over there.

8:56 IT'S CALLED LET IT SLIDE.

8:57 [screaming] [cheering] [music] [cheering]

9:13 HERE'S THE THING ABOUT THAT.

9:15 YOU DON'T KNOW how badly I want to be on that thing and I can't,

9:17 but it's fun whether you win or lose on that thing.

9:20 But if you win uh you're going to be excited.

9:23 You're going to get that smart car I DROVE IN ON.

9:26 [cheering] [applause]

9:32 AND EACH CONTESTANT IS GOING TO BE playing

9:33 for a section of the audience and if they win,

9:36 then someone in that section is going to win a TRIP TO HAWAII.

9:40 [cheering] [cheering and applause] YOU KNOW, SUMMER'S ALMOST HERE and where

9:48 does everyone go to get their summer supplies?

9:50 That's right, the drugstore.

9:51 So, it's time for a hot, hot edition of Look What I Found at the Drugstore.

9:57 Look [cheering] what I FOUND AT THAT IS A CATCHY TUNE.

10:15 [laughter]

10:14 ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST one is we found this baby lizard it's a it's sunscreen.

10:20 And of course you're going to be out in the sun so you want it.

10:23 You want the SPF and especially to put on babies.

10:26 I assume it's for babies because and and you want them soft.

10:30 Soft as a baby's bottom is what they say and that's

10:33 why baby lizard is what what I would put on a baby.

10:35 Who doesn't want their kid feeling like a little tiny iguana?

10:40 [cheering] It's great.

10:40 You just put it on on the baby.

10:42 You lay him out in the sun on a rock or in a terrarium.

10:46 I've checked the ingredients and no baby lizards

10:48 were harmed in making the baby lizard sunscreen.

10:50 You know that's important to me so [cheering] [applause]

10:55 The problem with sunscreen though is that you don't get the summer glow.

10:59 So there's always the self-tanner which a lot of people use.

11:02 It's safe being out in the sun and it

11:03 says right here you can use it from any angle.

11:07 So you know [laughter] Cuz sometimes you don't want to just spray a normal way.

11:11 Sometimes you're you know like this for some reason.

11:14 It also says on the back I read that it recommends body only.

11:20 And I caught it just in time because I was going to use it

11:22 to brown my chicken cuz I like it to have a nice brown glow.

11:27 Also to protect yourself of course I found this if you don't

11:30 have this is good in case you don't have any sunscreen is

11:33 a is a floppy hat and this one right here is just

11:37 in case you were confused it's a it's a ladies floppy hat.

11:42 And it tells you that and thank God they put it there because men would buy it.

11:48 [cheering]

11:47 Cowboys, postmen, construction workers.

11:50 You'd see all kinds of crazy men.

11:52 Andy?

11:55 [cheering] It's a ladies floppy hat.

11:57 It's a ladies floppy hat.

11:58 Read the label.

12:00 How embarrassing for you.

12:03 All right and I found these.

12:05 These are beautiful and you know I love to wear flip flip flops.

12:08 I'm sure you do too.

12:09 These are glamorous.

12:11 You want to look good.

12:12 These are glamorous flip flops and they're uh they're they're casual luxury

12:17 and you can dress them down for the day for the beach.

12:20 You can dress them up for a wedding and so they just look good on [cheering]

12:28 Andy.

12:28 These are ladies.

12:30 These are ladies flip flops.

12:34 [cheering and applause] SO I WAS DRIVING IN THIS morning and you know how

12:36 sometimes when you're driving in and on a telephone wire you

12:38 see a tennis shoe like tied to a pair of tennis

12:41 shoes hanging from a wire and I think what a waste.

12:44 You know I love tennis shoes.

12:45 That's a waste of a a good pair of shoes.

12:48 So I called a friend of mine.

12:49 He's the rocket man.

12:50 He's not Elton John.

12:50 His name is Rocket Man Dan.

13:12 [cheering] [cheering] [music] [cheering] This is what I was looking for.

13:32 All right well Dan thank you so much for the tennis shoes.

13:34 I appreciate it.

13:36 [cheering] [cheering] All right.

13:45 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AND KELLY CLARKSON IS GOING TO SING FOR US.

13:50 [cheering] [screaming] [cheering] [applause] [cheering]

14:08 CAREFUL BOYS.

14:09 CAREFUL WITH THOSE POINTY THINGS.

14:11 Well she may be the original American Idol

14:13 but she's become an international superstar all by herself.

14:16 She has a new album and tour coming out in July.

14:19 PLEASE WELCOME KELLY CLARKSON.

14:22 [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering and applause] [cheering]

14:49 YEAH I WAS SCARED AT FIRST.

14:51 [cheering]

14:51 I WAS SCARED CUZ you didn't know how fast it was going to be.

14:53 AND YOU WENT PRETTY FAST.

14:54 YEAH YEAH SO THEN I WAS LIKE OKAY I CAN DO my arms.

14:56 At first I was clutching.

14:58 Yeah.

14:59 So I I saw you at Idol Gives Back

15:01 and do are you amazed at how huge Idol has become?

15:05 Oh it's huge.

15:06 I mean and especially coming from the first season when

15:09 you know it wasn't big until really the last three.

15:11 So then it kind of blew up and then it just keeps getting bigger

15:13 and bigger and look how much good they did though like 70 million dollars.

15:16 70 million so far and hopefully [cheering]

15:21 you see where that money goes and it goes to the right place I hope.

15:24 You know have you been watching or you invested in these people this season?

15:27 Yeah I am.

15:28 This is the first season I've actually been able to watch.

15:30 Like usually I've been on tour so I love Jordin Sparks.

15:34 She's she's my favorite.

15:36 [cheering] And she's going to do very well whether she

15:38 wins or not she's going to do very well.

15:40 Yeah yeah just a beautiful girl with a beautiful

15:41 voice but I mean honestly I like them all.

15:43 They're all really like Blake's got something cool

15:45 and unique so Yeah good luck [cheering] to him.

15:48 Melinda's good.

15:49 Lakisha's good.

15:50 Everybody's good.

15:50 I loved all of them.

15:51 Yeah I loved watching.

15:52 I never got to actually sit at home and be a part of it so Do you vote?

15:55 Do you get that invested that you actually vote?

15:57 Oh this is so mean.

15:58 No.

15:59 No.

15:59 But because I don't get to actually watch it when

16:01 it's on I TiVo it because I'm usually working so

16:03 I get home and I mean I could call if

16:05 I wanted but I don't think anybody's going to be there.

16:06 It'd be too late.

16:08 Now so and and you're you're touring all the time

16:11 so I assume that leaves no time for dating.

16:13 Are you seeing anybody?

16:14 I think probably you'd make time if you

16:16 found someone but no I'm not seeing anyone.

16:17 I know any nobody?

16:19 I have a busy schedule so if you're going to if

16:21 I'm going to cut you in you got to be pretty cool.

16:23 Okay.

16:24 There's someone right there.

16:27 [cheering and applause] There's a candidate and seems like a quiet guy.

16:35 Now now he might be interested in this question.

16:37 Last time you were here you were talking that when

16:38 you're at home you love being naked around the house.

16:40 Is that still the case?

16:44 [cheering] I do.

16:44 I hate clothes.

16:45 My mom will tell you since I was a kid I hated all

16:47 my pictures if they have any pictures of me as a kid I'm

16:49 naked like running around and she'd be so embarrassed cuz I'd like anywhere

16:53 and I just start taking them off and I'd be like they're just tugging.

16:56 So so you still just you're naked all the time?

16:58 all the time cuz that'd be kind of gross cuz I live with my brother so yeah.

17:02 All right so you're on tour this summer.

17:04 Yeah.

17:04 You're going to be on tour for how long again?

17:06 Two years you think?

17:08 [laughter] No I well I hope my album's successful but no no I don't hope that.

17:11 I love you too and it's it's going to be I think two

17:15 and a half months this first one and then we're going to go overseas

17:17 so All right All right and we have this sitting here because the Vitamin

17:20 Water is sponsoring your tour which is

17:23 hopefully people have been drinking that here.

17:25 You need it.

17:27 [cheering] You got yourself good.

17:29 All right so this is very cool too.

17:30 You're giving away tickets for every single one

17:33 of your shows and so you go to our website

17:35 all through the summer every every one

17:37 of your shows we're giving away tickets too so [cheering]

17:41 That'll be very cool.

17:42 All right her album My December drops in stores on July 24th.

17:46 You can log on our website to find out

17:47 how you can win tickets to her tour this summer.

17:50 American Idol cast off Lakisha Jones is going to sing FOR US AFTER THIS.

17:57 [cheering and applause] [screaming] ALL RIGHT [cheering]

18:04 LAST After the vote over 45 million votes Blake you are safe.

18:20 [screaming] [cheering]

18:21 Have a seat.

18:25 That means we lose Lakisha tonight ladies and gentlemen.

18:30 [cheering] Thank you.

18:35 FROM FLINT MICHIGAN PLEASE WELCOME LAKISHA JONES.

18:42 [cheering] [cheering and music]

18:56 Lakisha Lakisha.

18:57 [cheering] So were you were you surprised?

19:00 He was hitting on Kelly Clarkson a minute ago.

19:01 Don't trust that guy.

19:04 [cheering] He's just after all of you.

19:05 All right so were you surprised?

19:06 Was it a total shock?

19:08 Not really.

19:09 I kind of I thought I was going home

19:10 three weeks ago and then I stayed and I stayed.

19:12 Really?

19:12 What week did you think you were going home?

19:14 was in the bottom two after Sanjaya I thought okay next week I'm going home.

19:17 Next week I'm going home and I still remain there

19:20 and now I'm like you know I just wanted one more week.

19:23 Just one more.

19:24 How come?

19:24 I mean can do the home going again.

19:27 I thought that would be cool.

19:28 Now do you do you wish you would have

19:29 done something different on on one of the weeks?

19:32 Yeah on Tuesday I probably would have chose chosen probably two other songs.

19:36 Last week?

19:36 This Tuesday yeah.

19:37 Yeah this last week cuz it's you know Monday now.

19:39 You know that right?

19:41 So um And did Simon say anything that that that helped you out?

19:48 Do you do you like what Simon says?

19:49 I like Simon.

19:51 The only thing when he says I'm shouting

19:53 that kind of pinch a nerve a little bit.

19:54 I'm like, "Ain't nobody shouting." I I agree with you.

19:58 And I usually I usually [cheering] agree with him.

20:01 You ain't nobody shouting.

20:03 Hello.

20:03 Uh-uh.

20:04 All right.

20:05 So, you kissed Simon, but in real life, you're in love with Ryan Seacrest.

20:09 Yes, I am.

20:10 Yeah.

20:12 [cheering] That's my baby right there.

20:14 Yeah.

20:15 So, what can I do to help you out?

20:17 He's my friend.

20:18 Hook a sister up.

20:18 Yeah.

20:19 Yeah.

20:20 You got to wait till November, though.

20:22 We got this little fraternization thing going on.

20:24 Oh, really?

20:25 Yeah, we got to wait till November.

20:26 to wait till November to be able to do that?

20:28 God, I don't know.

20:29 I I heard there were a couple of people in there

20:30 that were hooking up and not paying attention to those rules.

20:33 You know who they are.

20:34 Uh-uh.

20:35 Yeah.

20:35 All right.

20:37 We were in the uh Were we not uh Were

20:40 we were in there uh working on the song together?

20:42 you helped me warm up.

20:43 Yeah.

20:43 No, no, no, no.

20:45 All right.

20:46 I'm going to let you do it the way you do it.

20:48 Okay.

20:48 Will you sing for us?

20:49 Yes.

20:50 THERE'S MICHAEL ORLANDO ON THE PIANO.

20:51 THANK YOU.

20:52 OUR RACERS ARE GOING TO RACE down the slide.

20:54 The last person to make it down the slide is

20:56 out of the race and uh out of the next race.

20:58 We're going to do rounds and we're going

20:59 to keep racing until we're down to our two racers.

21:01 At the end of the show,

21:03 those two racers are going to let it slide

21:05 to see who goes home with a Smart car.

21:07 All right.

21:10 [cheering] It's very, very cool.

21:11 No one in America has one yet, so Ready?

21:14 Steady?

21:16 Let it slide.

21:24 [cheering] [cheering and applause]

21:32 I think Was it So, I'm so sorry.

21:35 What's your name?

21:35 Sheila Tyson?

21:36 Hi Sheila, where do you live?

21:37 Haymarket, Virginia.

21:38 All right, you're heading back there right now.

21:39 You didn't make it.

21:40 I know.

21:41 But I don't know what happened.

21:42 You know, you

21:43 I was going and You were going and something slid.

21:45 You look My hands were sweaty.

21:46 Was it your hands were sweaty?

21:47 sweated through AND

21:48 TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.

21:50 YOUR PANTS HELD YOU BACK.

21:53 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE FOUR RACERS LEFT AND we have four sections in the audience.

21:56 So, racer one is racing for section one.

21:59 Do you know which one you are?

22:02 [cheering] Racer two, section two.

22:03 Do you know WHO YOU ARE?

22:05 SECTION THREE.

22:07 AND SECTION FOUR.

22:12 [cheering] IF THE RACER IN YOUR SECTION WINS,

22:14 uh and as the winner of the Smart car, somebody in that section,

22:17 I'll tell you how you're going to find out who it is,

22:19 is going to win a trip to Hawaii.

22:21 Courtesy of Embassy Suites.

22:23 [cheering] You'll stay in a room with Roy Choi.

22:26 All right.

22:27 Our racers are set.

22:29 Ready?

22:31 Set.

22:31 Slide.

22:37 [cheering]

22:44 You got it.

22:45 You're aerodynamic.

22:48 [cheering] All right, number two.

22:50 [screaming]

22:50 What's your name?

22:51 Regina.

22:51 Hi Regina.

22:53 Oh, that's a shame, Regina.

22:55 Your Your section is so let down by you.

22:59 Sorry.

23:00 [cheering]

23:00 All right, here we go.

23:01 We're down to three racers and to make it more difficult,

23:04 we are going to uh let it slide blindfolded with my Ellen sleep masks.

23:10 Ready?

23:11 Set.

23:12 Let it slide.

23:16 [cheering] [music] [cheering and applause] Oh.

23:28 You won that round.

23:29 OH, YOU THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU HAD IT MADE.

23:31 You're laying down.

23:32 You're like, "I'm not I'm so cool right now." All right, what's your name?

23:36 Laura Rinkamp.

23:37 Uh where do you live?

23:38 St.

23:38 Louis.

23:39 All right, St.

23:39 Louis.

23:40 Hey, you're going to You know what you're going to do though?

23:41 This is going to be fun.

23:42 What?

23:43 Uh Is this right?

23:44 This is a a cool gift.

23:45 Uh you're going to go to uh La Quinta Spa.

23:48 Embassy Suites Hotels is sending you to an uh and a guest to a four-day,

23:51 three-night trip to the luxurious La Quinta Spa outside of Palm Springs.

23:55 You get two free spa treatments at the lovely spa Hibiscus.

23:58 And the whole trip is worth OVER $3,000.

24:01 THANK YOU SO MUCH.

24:01 ALL RIGHT.

24:03 [cheering] SEE YOU LATER.

24:04 UH ONE OF YOU IS GOING HOME WITH A SMART CAR.

24:06 WE'RE GOING to have the final race a little later.

24:08 When we come back, Kelly Clarkson is going to sing one more song.

24:11 Don't go away.

24:13 [cheering] I told those guys they got to be careful.

24:17 Those spin signers are [cheering] That hurts.

24:24 All right, I want to THANK MY GUEST KELLY CLARKSON,

24:26 Lakeisha Jones, Michael Orlando, and the Rocket Man Dan.

24:29 And uh we couldn't be here without the generosity of Embassy Suites Hotels,

24:33 the city of Burbank, [cheering] Subway, the Goodyear, Get There Blimp.

24:39 All right, and now it's time to see who wins the Smart car.

24:42 And uh this time they have to go down the slide and they have

24:44 to go through an obstacle course and over the pyramid and through that tunnel.

24:48 And the first person to touch that car key right there is going to win.

24:53 Ready?

24:55 Steady?

24:56 LET IT SLIDE.

25:04 [cheering] [cheering] [music] [cheering] [cheering]

25:25 ALL RIGHT, so uh you're not going home empty-handed.

25:28 You and a guest are going to Embassy Suites Hotel

25:30 in downtown New York City for six days, SEVEN NIGHTS.

25:33 [cheering] YEAH.

25:38 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE SECTION THREE.

25:40 One of you has a plaque with my face under your seat.

25:43 Look under your seat.

25:49 Yeah?

25:50 [cheering] All right, HOLD ON.

25:55 [cheering] YOU ARE GOING to [screaming]

25:59 You're [cheering] going to Hawaii thanks to Embassy Suites Hotels.

26:02 You and a guest are going to the Waikiki Beach Walk [cheering]

26:05 located on the island of Oahu for six days, seven nights.

26:08 It's got a world-famous beach and a waterfall pool.

26:12 What more do you need?

26:13 [applause] [cheering] All right, and you are winning the Smart car.

26:18 And uh that's not too shabby.

26:19 It's a uh it's a $17,000 top-of-the-line Passion convertible.

26:23 It's a great city car because it's so small, easy to drive.

26:25 It gets over 40 miles per gallon.

26:27 Log on our website to learn more about that.

26:30 THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH.

26:33 [cheering]