Agent Dale Cooper's Best (and Worst) Moments | Twin Peaks | SHOWTIME on Paramount+

0:00 Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

0:02 I have no idea where [music] this will lead us,

0:04 but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.

0:16 Diane, 11:30 a.m.

0:18 February 24th, entering the town of Twin Peaks.

0:22 It's 5 miles south of the Canadian border, 12 miles west of the state line.

0:27 I've never seen so many trees in my life.

0:31 As WC Fields would say, I'd rather be here than Philadelphia.

0:35 54 degrees on a slightly [music] overcast day.

0:38 Weatherman said rain.

0:40 You could get paid that kind of money

0:41 for being wrong 60% of the time and be working.

0:46 Mileage is 79,345.

0:47 [music] Gauge is on reserve.

0:49 Riding on fume zero.

0:50 I got to tank up when I get into town.

0:52 Remind me to tell you how much that is.

0:55 Lunch was uh $6.31 at the Lamplighter Inn.

1:00 That's on Highway 2 near Lewis Fork.

1:04 That was a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat,

1:06 [music] slice of cherry pie, and a cup of coffee.

1:08 Damn, good food.

1:10 And Diane, if you ever get up this way, that cherry pie is worth a stop.

1:13 Okay, looks like I'll be meeting up with the uh Sheriff Harry S.

1:20 Truman.

1:21 Shouldn't be too hard to remember that.

1:23 We'll be at the Calhoun Memorial Hospital.

1:25 Guess we're going to go up to intensive care and take a look

1:27 at that girl that crawled down the railroad tracks [music] off the mountain.

1:30 When I finish here, I'll be checking into a motel.

1:32 I'm sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place.

1:34 [music] Reasonably priced.

1:35 That's what I need.

1:36 A clean place.

1:37 Reasonably priced.

1:40 Oh, Diane, I almost forgot.

1:42 Got to find out what kind of trees these are.

1:44 They're really something.

1:48 [music] [music] Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path.

1:58 Your soul has set you [music] face to face with the clear light,

2:02 and you are now about to experience it in its reality,

2:06 wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky.

2:10 And the naked, spotless [music] intellect is

2:12 like a transparent vacuum without circumference or center.

2:18 Leland, in this moment, know yourself and abide in that state.

2:25 [music] Look to the light, Leland.

2:29 Find the light.

2:29 [music] I see it.

2:34 [music] Into the light, Leland.

2:36 Into the light.

2:39 I see her.

2:42 [music] She's there.

2:46 Into the light.

2:47 [music] ent.

2:50 She's beautiful.

2:51 [music] Into the light.

2:54 And if I should strike the bottle after Sheriff Truman says a particular name,

2:58 make a check to the right of that name.

3:00 Oh, Sheriff, I almost forgot.

3:01 When you say the name,

3:02 also briefly state that person's relationship to Laura Palmer.

3:07 Ready?

3:08 Ready?

3:16 James Hurley secret boyfriend.

3:20 James Hurley.

3:27 Josie Packard was instructed in English by Laura.

3:31 Josie Packard.

3:38 So there's no check next to either of these names.

3:41 That's correct.

3:42 Please continue.

3:44 Dr.

3:44 Lawrence Jacobe.

3:46 Laura, psychiatrist.

3:48 Dr.

3:48 Lawrence Jacobe.

3:53 You did it.

3:54 You hit it.

3:55 Lucy, make a note that the bottle was struck but did not break.

3:59 Very important.

4:01 Andy, put that bottle back exactly where it was.

4:06 Johnny Horn.

4:08 Laura was his special education tutor.

4:11 Johnny Horn.

4:20 Norma Jennings.

4:21 She helped Laura organized the Meals on Wheels program.

4:24 Norma Jennings.

4:29 Shelley Johnson.

4:31 Waitress at diner.

4:32 friend Kelly Johnson.

4:40 Sorry, Andy.

4:44 Sweetie, it didn't hurt.

4:46 It didn't hurt a bit.

4:47 Where there's no sense, there's no feeling.

4:50 Andy, you know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee.

5:05 I've had I can't tell you how many cups of coffee in my life,

5:08 and this this is one of the best.

5:11 Now, I'd like two eggs over hard.

5:13 I know, don't tell me.

5:14 It's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard.

5:16 Just about as hard as I want those eggs.

5:19 Bacon.

5:20 Super crispy.

5:21 Almost burned.

5:22 Cremated.

5:24 My god.

5:43 Wow.

5:44 Holy smokes.

5:50 Look at that.

5:56 [music] What have I done?

6:01 Fellas, coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives.

6:07 [music] [music] It appears to be a petetroglyph.

6:22 Harry, [music] I have no idea where this will lead us,

6:25 but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.

6:31 [music] Would you like some coffee?

6:33 Afternoon, Shelly.

6:34 Yes, we should be on our way.

6:39 Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

6:43 Every day, once a day, give yourself a present.

6:48 Don't plan it.

6:49 Don't wait for it.

6:50 Just let it happen.

6:54 Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair,

6:57 or two cups of good hot blacked coffee like this.

7:04 A present like Christmas.

7:16 Oh [sighs] man, that hits the spot.

7:23 Nothing like a great cup of black coffee.

7:26 Somebody's running drugs into Twin Peaks from across the border.

7:29 We've been working this for 6 months trying to set up a bust.

7:32 Top to bottom, nobody walks.

7:34 Who's targeted?

7:35 Jacqu Renault, bartender at the roadhouse.

7:37 We figure him for the middleman.

7:40 Now, Ed's been doing some undercover.

7:42 In fact, the night you got into town, he was staking Renault out.

7:45 We think Renault slipped him a Mickey.

7:47 Felt like somebody hit me with a log splitter.

7:49 Yeah.

7:49 I didn't know you were a deputy.

7:52 He's not.

7:54 Well, it's a little outside your jurisdiction, don't you think?

7:57 Somebody's selling drugs to high school kids,

7:59 and I figure that's everybody's jurisdiction.

8:02 I call Ed in when I need him.

8:04 He's not the only one I call.

8:11 Thanks, Norma.

8:14 Enjoy.

8:18 This must be where pies go when they die.

8:23 [clears throat]

8:25 Okay, Harry, would you please tell me why you really called me in here?

8:30 Cooper, you're going to have to go along with me

8:31 on this, even if it sounds a little weird.

8:34 I'm with you.

8:35 Twin Peaks is different.

8:36 long way from the world.

8:37 You've noticed that.

8:38 Yes, I have.

8:40 That's exactly the way we like it.

8:42 But there's a a back end to that that's kind of different, too.

8:48 Maybe that's the price we pay for all the good things.

8:51 What would that be?

8:52 There's a sort of evil out there.

8:55 I hung it up for you.

9:01 What's that?

9:03 Hung it up for you.

9:07 Did you call the doctor?

9:15 The doctor?

9:20 It's hung up the phone.

9:26 Thank you.

9:31 Sure.

9:30 No problem.

9:50 Does this include a gratuitity?

9:54 Yes, sir.

10:07 Thank you.

10:08 Thank you kindly.

10:19 The milk will get cool on you pretty soon.

10:27 Okay.

10:55 What the Oh, Who?

12:02 Are you okay?

12:08 How's Annie?

12:09 How's Andy?

12:11 How's Annie?

12:15 How's Annie?

12:16 How's Annie?

12:20 How's Annie?