The Ones Where They See Things They Weren’t Supposed to See | Friends

0:08 [screaming]

0:09 I'm sorry.

0:10 I'm sorry.

0:11 That is it.

0:12 You just barged in here.

0:13 You don't knock.

0:14 YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYBODY'S PRIVACY.

0:17 OH, NO.

0:17 YOU WAIT.

0:17 THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

0:19 SAY ONE THING?

0:20 WHAT?

0:20 WHAT?

0:21 That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your nipple area.

0:26 Oh, I'm sorry.

0:27 I'm sorry.

0:28 I couldn't I couldn't Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.

0:51 What the matter WITH YOU?

0:53 CHANDLER.

0:53 OH, WHAT?

0:54 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE SO I COULD SEE YOUR THING.

1:00 SORRY, MY MY THING was in there with me.

1:05 Hey Joey.

1:07 What's going on?

1:08 Clear the tracks for the booby payback express.

1:11 Next stop, 323.

1:18 [screaming]

1:19 JOEY, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?

1:22 SORRY, wrong booby.

1:26 [laughter]

1:37 Hello Joey.

1:40 Hello dear.

1:43 Boy, I'll tell you.

1:45 That judging stuff took a lot out of me.

1:47 Yeah?

1:48 Yeah.

1:48 Thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch.

1:57 [laughter]

1:56 Why why would I care about that?

2:00 No reason.

2:01 I'm just saying that uh that's where I'll be.

2:06 [laughter] [laughter]

2:35 Great nap.

2:37 It really was.

2:45 [cheering] [applause]

2:57 Dude, what the hell are you doing?

3:06 [laughter]

3:08 Excuse me.

3:10 A blanket?

3:11 A video camera?

3:12 Oh my god.

3:16 [laughter]

3:15 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU'RE GOING

3:17 TO VIDEOTAPE US HAVING SEX ON THE FIRST DATE.

3:22 [laughter] JOEY, IS WHAT SHE JUST SAID um Oh my god.

3:33 You were actually going to What is going on here?

3:43 [laughter] And with Chandler in the next room.

3:46 What do you What ARE YOU SICK?

3:49 [laughter] I'M JOEY.

3:57 AND I'M DISGUSTING.

4:01 I make low-budget adult films.

4:09 [music] You guys promised you'd be more careful.

4:10 I mean, come on.

4:11 The good Joey name is being DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD HERE.

4:15 WE'RE SO SORRY.

4:16 YEAH.

4:17 WELL, I'M telling everyone about you.

4:18 It's the only way to explain the underwear and the video

4:21 camera that doesn't make me look like a pig.

4:24 No way.

4:24 There's got to be a better explanation.

4:26 You could tell them that you had to make

4:27 an adult film for your adult film class.

4:33 [laughter] Yeah, I LIKE THAT, BUT NO, NO.

4:35 How does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?

4:39 I don't know.

4:41 Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet.

4:45 Gunther.

4:46 Where you going?

4:47 I um was sort of thinking about maybe No.

4:51 No, you can't go.

4:52 No, this is fun.

4:53 Come on, we're just getting started here.

4:55 Here's your marker.

4:59 So, if you want to go, just go.

5:01 No.

5:02 She'll yell at me again.

5:04 [laughter]

5:07 All right.

5:08 I [clears throat] can get you out.

5:09 What?

5:11 [laughter] In a minute, I'm going to create a diversion.

5:15 When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.

5:20 Okay.

5:20 The first person's most embarrassing memory is Monica, your party sucks.

5:27 All right, very funny.

5:30 Oh, no.

5:31 Ooh, ooh, did someone forget to use A COASTER?

5:33 WHAT?

5:37 [laughter]

5:41 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

5:43 GREAT.

5:44 I'm seeing water rings again.

5:48 [laughter] Okay, she's taking the trash out.

5:50 So, I can get you out of here, but it has to be now.

5:52 She'll be back any minute.

5:53 What about my friend Victor?

5:54 No, only the three of you.

5:56 Any more than that and she'll get suspicious.

5:58 All right.

5:59 Let me just get my coat.

6:00 There isn't time.

6:03 Just leave everything.

6:05 They'll take care of you next door.

6:08 Is it true they have beer?

6:11 Everything you've heard is true.

6:14 Could you guys please try to keep it down?

6:17 We're trying to start a Boggle tournament.

6:22 [laughter] You.

6:26 And you.

6:27 You're supposed to be at my party.

6:29 And Gunther.

6:32 [laughter] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

6:38 HI.

6:41 HEY, welcome to the show.

6:46 Phoebe.

6:47 All right, I'm sorry, but these people needed me.

6:50 You know, they work hard all week.

6:52 It's Saturday night.

6:53 They deserve to have a little fun.

6:54 GO.

6:56 YOU KNOW, MY PARTY is fun.

6:58 I mean, maybe it's a little quieter or less obvious sort of fun, but you know,

7:01 if people would just give it a chance, it's a little Message is for room 226.

7:09 You okay,[ __] Oh, yeah.

7:10 I'm fine.

7:11 I'm fine.

7:13 [snorts] [laughter] What is with you tonight?

7:27 Nothing.

7:27 Nothing, nothing, nothing.

7:30 Okay, thank you.

7:34 It's the Italian hand licker, isn't it?

7:37 No.

7:38 It's the one he's licking.

7:42 [laughter]

7:41 She's supposed to be with you.

7:44 They're good.

7:46 Oh, Ross, listen to me.

7:47 I have sold 100 million copies of my books and you know why?

7:52 [snorts] The girl on the cover with her nipple showing?

7:56 No, because I know how to write men that women fall in love with.

8:01 Believe me, I cannot sell a Paulo.

8:03 People will not turn 325 pages for a Paulo.

8:07 Come on, the guy's a secondary character.

8:09 He's just a you know, a complication you eventually kill off.

8:15 When?

8:19 [laughter]

8:18 He's not a hero.

8:21 You know who our hero is?

8:23 The guy on the cover with his nipple showing?

8:27 [laughter] No, it's you.

8:28 Right.

8:29 No, really.

8:30 Come on, you're smart, you're sexy.

8:33 Right.

8:34 Get up.

8:35 You are going to be fine, believe me.

8:42 Uh-oh.

8:56 Uh I'll just pee in the street.

9:00 Let's split it.

9:01 You take half and I take half.

9:02 Well, that's not fair.

9:03 You've already had some.

9:04 Well, oh no.

9:04 You know what?

9:05 I think Monica would be very interested to know

9:07 that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.

9:10 What do we use to split it?

9:13 Okay.

9:14 [laughter] All right.

9:16 Pick a half.

9:17 Okay.

9:18 Well, this side looks bigger.

9:21 Uh I think there's more crust on this side.

9:25 Yeah.

9:26 So, maybe if I measure Oh, for God's sake, just pick a piece.

9:29 All right, I'll take So, [laughter] the smaller piece.

9:34 Okay.

9:35 There you go.

9:36 Enjoy your half, my friend, but that is it.

9:39 No sharing, no switching,

9:41 and don't come crying to me if you eat your PIECE TOO FAST.

9:52 [laughter] [laughter]

9:56 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT TO GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR PEAS.

9:58 OH, HO, HO, HO, NO, NO.

10:00 No switching, no sharing, don't come crying to me.

10:04 I may just sit here and have my cake all day.

10:07 Just sit here in the hallway AND EAT MY [laughter]

10:16 OH, YEAH, LOOK, THERE'S A PIECE that doesn't have floor on it.

10:19 Stick to your side.

10:21 Come on now.

10:26 [laughter] All right, what are we having?

10:36 Um, Chandler Ross, this is Robert.

10:39 Oh, hey.

10:40 Hey.

10:40 Hi.

10:41 Do you have lipstick?

10:42 Right here.

10:43 Oh.

10:43 Huh.

10:44 That's okay, it's mine.

10:45 We just kissed.

10:47 So, isn't it a bit cold out for shorts?

10:50 Well, I'm from California.

10:53 Right, right, sometimes you guys just burst into flame.

10:57 [laughter] I'm up.

11:08 I'm up.

11:09 I ain't gotten up now.

11:10 Anybody want anything?

11:13 I'll have coffee.

11:13 Yeah, me too.

11:14 Yeah, make that three.

11:15 Okay, Ross, why don't you come with me?

11:21 [laughter] Okay.

11:22 What What is the matter with you?

11:24 What's going on?

11:25 Robert's coming out.

11:28 What What do you mean?

11:28 He What?

11:29 Is he gay?

11:31 No, he He's coming out of his shorts.

11:40 What?

11:42 The man is showing brain.

11:49 Are you sure?

11:50 Hold on.

11:54 [clears throat] I'm sorry, you guys, that was a coffee and a Coffee.

11:56 Okay.

11:57 We could write it down for you.

11:57 No, no, that won't be won't be necessary.

12:02 [cheering] Well, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:11 What do we do?

12:11 What do we do?

12:12 Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.

12:20 [laughter]

12:19 Like an eclipse.

12:21 Just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun.

12:28 It wasn't fun?

12:30 Why?

12:30 Why Why would you What

12:32 [laughter] What I just don't want you to think

12:35 that we're animals who do it whenever we want.

12:38 Well, I don't think that.

12:39 Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at all.

12:43 It was a simpler time.

12:48 [laughter] The truth is, Dad, we're we're trying.

12:50 What?

12:51 Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant.

12:53 Oh my god, this is so exciting.

12:55 Well, get back in there, I'll guard the door.

12:59 It's okay, Dad, we we we can wait until later.

13:01 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't think so.

13:02 Aren't you ovulating?

13:04 Daddy.

13:06 [laughter] Well, you got to get at it, princess.

13:07 When your mother and I were trying to conceive you,

13:10 whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it.

13:12 That's how I got my bad hip.

13:15 [laughter] It's funny, this conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head.

13:20 I'm telling you something's wrong.

13:21 My brother does not stay out all night.

13:23 Then we should check the trash chute.

13:28 [laughter] Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.

13:30 That's right, he almost could.

13:32 Which is exactly how I got stuck there.

13:37 Hey.

13:40 Where the hell HAVE YOU BEEN?

13:43 [laughter] JUST YOU KNOW, OUT.

13:45 OH, OUCH.

13:46 OH GOD, I don't know why we didn't think to check there.

13:50 What were you doing?

13:51 I I went to a bar, and then I just uh just walked around for a while.

13:58 You walked around all night in the city by yourself.

14:03 He hooked up.

14:06 He hooked up with someone.

14:08 Look, I don't have to answer your questions, okay?

14:10 I'm a big boy.

14:11 I can do whatever I want.

14:13 He hooked up.

14:17 [laughter]

14:17 Tell us about her.

14:19 Ross, you left YOUR SCARF IN [cheering]

14:29 HEY, YOU GUYS.

14:36 UH OKAY.

14:37 OH, OKAY.

14:38 I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

14:43 [laughter] I'm a young woman, I have needs.

14:46 I can't wait forever.

14:47 Yeah, I know, that's what I was thinking.

14:51 [laughter]

14:51 So, I'm asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me.

14:56 Oh, nobody's judging you.

15:00 Okay.

15:01 You.

15:01 Mr.

15:02 Right Place at the Right Time.

15:05 Call me.

15:14 [laughter] Okay, look, I I know what you guys are going to say.

15:18 You two would have very hairy children.

15:23 [laughter] Dad, I didn't know you would say that.

15:25 Ross, Janice?

15:27 All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.

15:30 This is Ross, okay?

15:31 He's our friend.

15:33 He obviously went crazy.

15:35 He obviously lost his mind.

15:37 I didn't lose my mind.

15:40 Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common.

15:42 We've We've both been divorced, we we both have kids.

15:46 So, are you actually going to see her again?

15:48 Phoebe, don't put ideas in his head.

15:50 I am going to see her again.

15:51 DAMN IT, PHOEBE.

15:54 [laughter]

15:55 HOW ABOUT THE CLOSET BY THE BATHROOM?

15:58 OH, OKAY.

15:59 HERE, why don't you let me do it?

16:00 No, no, no, no, no.

16:01 I will do it.

16:02 Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax

16:04 and let your husband take care of things once in a while.

16:07 It's locked, you have to help me.

16:10 [laughter] Why is it locked?

16:12 No reason.

16:13 I keep private things in there.

16:15 Well, you know, I've been living here for a while,

16:17 and I have never seen what's inside that closet.

16:19 What is What is in there?

16:23 Feminine stuff.

16:24 Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff.

16:27 Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you.

16:30 If you love me, you'll just you'll let it go.

16:35 Fine.

16:36 Thank you.

16:40 [laughter] Love you.

16:46 [laughter] I wasn't trying TO OPEN YOUR CLOSET.

16:50 I WASN'T TRYING TO OPEN YOUR CLOSET, I SWEAR.

16:53 [laughter] WOW.

16:55 Monica runs a pretty tight ship around here, doesn't she?

16:59 [laughter] What are you doing?

17:00 Monica [clears throat] has a secret closet,

17:01 and she won't let me see what's in it.

17:03 Why not?

17:03 I don't know.

17:04 What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?

17:08 I don't know.

17:09 Ooh.

17:10 I bet it's Richard.

17:14 [laughter]

17:14 Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?

17:16 Well, off the top of my head, maybe she's having her cake and eating it, too.

17:22 You being the cake, Richard being the two.

17:27 [laughter]

17:27 Or And here we go.

17:30 I saw this movie once where there was a door and nobody knew what was behind it,

17:34 and when they finally got it open,

17:36 millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out,

17:40 and they feasted on human flesh.

17:44 [laughter] You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy.

17:51 Not too shabby.

17:53 I got this all up myself.

17:55 Using my wife's tools.

18:03 [laughter] OH MY GOD.

18:09 HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE?

18:13 [laughter] You're messy.

18:17 No, you weren't supposed to see this.

18:20 I MARRIED FRED SANFORD.

18:24 [laughter] NO, CHANDLER, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

18:29 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, FINE.

18:31 NOW YOU KNOW, OKAY?

18:32 I'm you know I'm sick.

18:34 No, great.

18:35 You're not sick.

18:37 Look, I don't love you because you're organized.

18:40 I love you in spite of that.

18:43 Really?

18:46 You promise you won't tell anyone?

18:47 Yes.

18:49 And look, now that I know, if I've got some extra stuff lying around,

18:51 can we can we share the closet?

18:53 Oh.

18:55 Well, it's just um I'm afraid you might mess it up.

19:00 Ross.

19:03 [laughter]

19:03 OH MY GOD, I JUST CANNOT IMAGINE what

19:05 is going to happen if Chandler doesn't show up.

19:07 Oh, here's a whole bunch.

19:08 Oh.

19:09 I mean, she's going to be at the wedding waiting for him,

19:12 and people will be whispering, "Oh, that poor girl." You know,

19:16 and then she'll have to come back here and live all alone.

19:19 Oh my god.

19:20 What?

19:21 There was a pregnancy test in the garbage.

19:24 And it's positive.

19:27 Monica's pregnant.

19:31 So, I guess she won't be totally alone.

19:34 having a secret Days of Our Lives party up on the roof,

19:37 and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you.

19:40 What?

19:42 What What's What's going on?

19:44 Joey is having a secret Days of Our Lives party up on the roof,

19:47 and and he didn't want you guys to know about it,

19:49 but I came over here to tell you.

19:53 [laughter] I thought you came to say you were sick.

19:54 All right, PROFESSOR OR DETECTIVE?

19:58 [laughter] JOEY'S HAVING A PARTY AND he wasn't going to invite us?

20:01 Yeah, he does it every year.

20:03 That's why he's sending you to the play?

20:05 That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory?

20:09 And that that horrible museum tour?

20:12 No, [snorts] I arranged that.

20:17 Hey you guys, I'm turning in.

20:19 Have fun.

20:22 [laughter] We know about your party, Joey.

20:26 What party?

20:26 The game's over.

20:28 Take off your robe.

20:30 Barry, I mean No!

20:39 RACHEL, FUNNY STORY.

20:40 I BUMPED INTO Joanna on the street yesterday.

20:43 My boss, Joanna?

20:45 Well, that must have been awkward.

20:46 Well, no, actually she uh asked me if I wanted to get a drink.

20:51 You uh didn't say yes to that, did you?

20:55 [laughter] No.

20:57 Hello, Rachel.

21:00 [laughter] Well, not at first.

21:06 What is she doing here?

21:13 I don't understand.

21:15 Last time you went out with her, you said she was a big old dud.

21:17 Well, I think I judged her too quickly.

21:18 And this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.

21:25 Well, last time I almost got fired.

21:27 You must end it.

21:28 You must end it now.

21:30 Oh, come on.

21:30 It's not like this is an everyday occurrence for me.

21:32 I mean, usually I'm pretty much just in there by myself.

21:36 Oh my god, Phoebe, YOU'RE ON FIRE!

21:38 I KNOW!

21:39 ONE MORE SCORE to go.

21:39 YOU CAN DO IT.

21:40 DON'T TOUCH IT!

21:41 DON'T TOUCH HER!

21:44 GO RIGHT.

21:44 GO RIGHT.

21:45 I CAN'T!

21:45 I CAN'T!

21:47 NO!

21:49 [screaming] YOU SON OF A [laughter] PHOEBE!

22:05 OH, HI BEN.

22:07 NOW, DON'T LOOK AT THE MACHINE.

22:11 ALL [music] RIGHT, I guess we should go.

22:12 No, wait, wait.

22:14 Oh, yeah, right.

22:15 No, Monica!

22:18 [laughter]

22:18 Monica, we have to fix this.

22:20 There's nothing we can do.

22:21 You erased the message.

22:22 Yeah, well, unless we tell him Look,

22:24 if you're going to be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you.

22:27 All right?

22:29 Fine, if you want to tell him, tell him.

22:31 I I just I don't want to be a part of it.

22:34 Uh maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.

22:39 Hey Ross, it's you.

22:41 I just want you to remember this feeling.

22:44 You are lucky to be alive.

22:47 So, live every day to the fullest.

22:50 Love yourself, okay?

22:53 Okay.

22:54 Oh, yeah, I'd also get stamps.

22:55 Bye.

22:58 [laughter] Wow.

22:59 Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away.

23:03 Oh my god, they let you keep that stuff?

23:06 Sure.

23:08 As long as they don't find out, you can keep whatever you want.

23:12 [laughter] And I want you to have it.

23:13 No, no, no.

23:14 Yes, yes.

23:15 And every time you look at it I want you to remember that you are a good person.

23:21 Okay?

23:21 Now, you had the chance to cheat and with me but you didn't.

23:28 And that's what this ring stands for.

23:32 But I thought that ring stood for Caprice's undying love for her brother.

23:35 Look, you want the ring or not?

23:38 Yeah!

23:39 [music] [laughter]

23:46 Oh my god, Barry!

23:48 You said you were going to be away all weekend.

23:52 [laughter] That's right.

23:53 I'm sorry.

23:53 I I am early.

23:54 Finish, please.

23:58 Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.

24:01 I can save you time, ladies.

24:02 I'm right here.

24:05 [laughter] Yeah.

24:05 Chandler, why don't you take a walk?

24:07 This doesn't concern you.

24:10 [laughter] We are looking for our Christmas presents for Monica.

24:13 What?

24:13 That's terrible.

24:14 No, no, we do it every year.

24:16 Oh, well, that that makes it not terrible.

24:20 No, yeah, we never find them.

24:22 She's always bested us, that wily minks.

24:27 [laughter] Yeah, don't worry.

24:27 We're just going to search here for an hour and then

24:29 we're going to go over to Joey's and search, okay?

24:31 No, not okay.

24:32 You can't look for Monica's presents.

24:34 Oh, no, we have to.

24:35 No, you don't have to.

24:36 And you can't because I I live here, too.

24:40 Well, then you should look with us.

24:44 Why?

24:45 Chandler, are you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?

24:48 No, I have a great idea for a present for her.

24:50 Oh, that's it?

24:51 A great idea?

24:52 I mean, yeah.

24:54 Chandler, that's not enough.

24:56 I mean, what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents,

24:58 and then a bunch of little presents,

25:00 and you've just gotten her one great present?

25:01 I mean, that's just going to make her feel bad.

25:03 Why would you do that to her, Chandler?

25:05 WHY?

25:05 WHY?

25:08 [laughter] IF I HELPED, WE COULD FIND THEM FASTER.

25:09 THAT'S RIGHT.

25:12 OH!

25:12 OH, WE HAVE A LIVE ONE!

25:14 OH, IT'S A MACY'S BAG!

25:17 YEAH.

25:17 OH!

25:17 OH, WHO'S IT FOR?

25:22 [laughter] DEAR LOSERS, DO YOU REALLY think I'd hide presents under the couch?

25:29 [laughter] Yes, Chandler.

25:29 I knew they'd break you.

25:34 [laughter] Uh-oh.

25:34 She may be on to us.

25:37 We are so going to find them this year.

25:40 You know, you guys said you were going to go across the hall and look.

25:42 You don't You don't do that every year, do you?

25:44 Yeah.

25:45 You don't like going in the back of my closet

25:47 and looking under my gym bag or anything.

25:52 No, no, never do that.

25:57 [laughter] Because that's where Joey gave me some stuff

25:58 to store THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

26:02 [laughter]

26:02 I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING in Joey's Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

26:04 Yeah, we found them.

26:06 They were in the guest room closet behind some coats.

26:08 Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about cuz they're all crap.

26:14 Those are my gifts.

26:15 I got those for you.

26:21 [laughter]

26:20 Oh, thanks, Chandler.

26:21 They're great.

26:23 Well, Chandler, then what is this very weird um metal A Z thing?

26:27 Those are bookends.

26:29 That's a great gift.

26:31 Oh, okay.

26:32 I'm sorry.

26:32 Thank you for my ass.

26:37 Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?

26:40 Yes, okay.

26:41 Oh, by the way, I just got to say,

26:43 I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved,

26:46 you still keep storing that stuff for Joey.

26:51 [laughter] Birds have a very good sense of direction,

26:53 and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.

26:57 Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.

27:01 [laughter] Or we could just follow your clever jokes.

27:03 Any ideas?

27:04 No?

27:04 DIDN'T THINK SO.

27:05 OKAY.

27:07 [laughter] COME ON, GUYS.

27:07 SHOW US WHERE THE PRESENTS ARE.

27:09 WELL, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage.

27:12 I don't know.

27:13 I wonder what I can get Monica that's as good as garbage.

27:17 Hmm, HOW ABOUT MY ASS?

27:22 [laughter]

27:26 HEY.

27:25 THIS IS HOLLOW.

27:26 WHAT?

27:27 THIS BENCH, it's hollow.

27:29 I can't believe I NEVER KNEW THAT.

27:33 OH, GOOD PRESENT!

27:34 OH, NO, DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEM!

27:39 [laughter]

27:40 WHAT?

27:40 ALL RIGHT, NO, WE COULD LOOK AT THEM.

27:42 OH, THIS ONE'S FOR ME!

27:44 OH, ALL THIS ONE'S FOR CHANDLER!

27:45 HERE.

27:46 All right.

27:46 AND THE BIG ONE'S FOR ME!

27:49 PHOEBE!

27:51 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

27:52 WE CAN'T DO THIS.

27:54 WHY?

27:54 I don't want to know what Monica got me, you know?

27:57 I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard

28:00 at getting me a present and wanting to surprise me,

28:02 and you guys are going to ruin that.

28:03 And that Look, we have to put these back.

28:06 This is not what Christmas is about.

28:09 Whatever, Linus.

28:10 I'm opening mine.

28:12 [laughter] Nobody is opening anything, okay?

28:16 Look I don't know about you guys,

28:18 but I want to see the look on Monica's face when I give her my present.

28:22 And I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.

28:25 So, please please, can we just can we put them back?

28:28 [clears throat] Will you get us better gifts?

28:33 Fine.

28:35 [laughter]

28:35 Hey guys.

28:38 YOU FOUND THE PRESENTS?

28:40 CHANDLER, you let them find the presents?

28:43 Great.

28:44 Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?

28:49 [laughter] That's what you got me?

28:50 Oh, yes, I see what you mean.

28:51 That look is priceless.

28:54 [laughter] You go into your room and try these on and we'll

28:55 see if we'll get a better idea of what's going to work.

28:57 Thanks.

28:57 You are such a good friend, and this is so weird.

29:02 [laughter] Ow.

29:08 Toothpick?

29:09 Yeah.

29:12 [laughter] What are you trying on now?

29:13 The fruit roll-up.

29:14 And?

29:15 Delicious.

29:19 [laughter]

29:19 Joey!

29:19 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

29:21 We have a winner.

29:23 What?

29:23 Which one?

29:25 The silly putty.

29:26 Not so silly anymore.

29:30 [laughter] [music] And what's cool is the character is from Naples, right?

29:37 Yeah.

29:38 My whole family's from Naples.

29:42 Oh, that's great.

29:42 Okay.

29:42 Well, I've heard everything I need to hear.

29:46 We just to uh Leslie?

29:50 Yeah.

29:51 Uh Joey, this is the awkward part.

29:53 Oh, hey.

29:53 Right.

29:54 Not a problem.

29:55 I totally understand.

29:57 You need to, you know, make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos.

30:02 Don't you worry.

30:04 I have nothing to hide.

30:08 So, there you go.

30:09 That's me.

30:11 100% natural.

30:20 I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.

30:24 That's not totally true.

30:26 What?

30:27 What?

30:27 Well, you you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs.

30:31 Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.

30:37 [laughter]

30:36 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

30:40 [cheering] [laughter] IT'S TRUE?

30:43 NO.

30:46 [laughter]

30:45 YES, it is.

30:46 I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog.

30:50 [laughter] I'm sorry.

30:51 When you were in high school, you made out with a 50-year-old woman?

30:54 Hey, she didn't look 50.

30:56 Did she look 16?

30:58 Oh, there's a picture of her in the yearbook, actually.

31:02 Oh.

31:03 Wow.

31:04 She didn't photograph well.

31:07 Well, she probably wasn't familiar with the process,

31:09 having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings.

31:15 [laughter]

31:14 So, and how did this happen?

31:16 Did she Did she lure you to an early bird dinner?

31:19 She's not going to pick your stupid guy.

31:21 Oh, yeah?

31:22 Yeah.

31:22 My guy is a lawyer who does volunteer work, and he has one of these.

31:31 [laughter] A face, ass?

31:32 A chin dimple.

31:34 Well, uh you know, our guy works with Chandler,

31:36 and he's really nice and smart, and he's a great dresser.

31:39 Have you seen your guy's body?

31:41 No, our guy is just a floating head.

31:45 Well, my guy is spectacular, okay?

31:47 He's a massage client, and one time um when he was on the table,

31:51 I looked at it, and I mean all of it.

31:55 [laughter] You're not supposed to look.

31:56 Oh, yeah, like there're police for that.

32:00 [laughter]

31:59 But you look.

32:00 You You massaged me.

32:01 I know.

32:04 [laughter]

32:05 All right, fine.

32:06 Your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.

32:09 Up Chandler funny?

32:12 Our guy is a great dancer.

32:13 My guy is well-read.

32:15 Our guy has great hair.

32:16 My guy has great teeth.

32:17 Our guy smells incredible.

32:22 [laughter] Do you want our guy to be your guy?

32:31 Oh, look at her.

32:33 So happy.

32:38 If only there were a smaller one to clean this one.

32:44 [laughter]

32:44 Is uh is is Chandler here?

32:45 No, he's picking up dinner.

32:47 Why, what's up?

32:49 Well, look, whatever happens, we're here for you, and we love you.

32:58 All right?

32:59 We think Chandler might be having an affair.

33:02 What?

33:03 Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blond woman today outside on the street,

33:08 and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.

33:11 They went in together.

33:13 So sorry.

33:18 Oh my god.

33:20 Oh my god, that's awful.

33:24 What did you think of the house?

33:29 [applause]

33:31 What?

33:31 Monica, do you You understand what we're saying, right?

33:33 Yeah, sure.

33:35 I'm devastated, obviously.

33:39 Did you think the neighborhood was homey?

33:43 [laughter] Hey.

33:45 You son of a[ __] [cheering]

33:48 Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

33:53 [laughter] Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today,

33:55 and um they think you're having an affair.

33:58 Actually, who's Nancy?

33:59 What's going on?

34:01 Okay.

34:04 All right, guys, you better sit down.

34:05 This is This is pretty big.

34:07 Yeah.

34:11 I'm not having an affair.

34:13 Nancy is our realtor.

34:17 I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes I really owe you an apology.

34:24 For what?

34:25 Well, when we first met, you know,

34:26 I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious.

34:30 Is this your first apology?

34:33 [laughter]

34:33 No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything.

34:36 And I I I think you're a really good guy, and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.

34:41 Morning.

34:43 Ew.

34:44 You know what?

34:45 Hey, new day, new leaf.

34:47 I am just really really happy.

34:52 I'm sorry.

34:53 Obviously, Heather's ass has something more important to say,

34:55 so I'll just wait till it's finished.

34:59 What?

35:00 I was giving you an apology, and you were totally checking her out.

35:03 I wasn't checking her out.

35:04 I'm in fashion.

35:04 I was looking at her skirt.

35:06 Oh.

35:08 [laughter] Or was it pants?

35:08 I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.

35:12 Uh well, you are really You're really a creep.

35:15 What do you even care if I was looking at her?

35:18 Are you jealous?

35:19 Oh, yeah, I'm jealous.

35:21 Oh, Gavin, please please look at my ass.

35:25 Stop looking at my ass.

35:28 I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, okay?

35:31 This is a work environment.

35:33 She's your subordinate.

35:35 But it was okay when you slept with your old assistant, Tag?

35:39 That is totally different for two reasons.

35:42 One, I didn't know that you knew that.

35:47 [laughter] And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass.

35:51 We had a We had a deep, meaningful relationship.

35:56 Huh.

35:57 What was Tag's last name?

35:58 It was

36:03 [laughter]

36:02 Oh my god.

36:04 He did He did He did He didn't have a last name.

36:07 Hi.

36:08 Hi.

36:14 What are What are What are these?

36:15 Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up.

36:19 Thought they'd brighten up the place.

36:21 They do, don't you think?

36:25 OW!

36:25 NO, NO, DON'T.

36:25 DON'T.

36:28 OW!

36:31 I I KNOW THERE'S NO HOLE THERE.

36:32 I JUST REALLY LIKE that picture.

36:37 [laughter] OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS.

36:39 OKAY, BUT THERE IS A WIRE BACK THERE.

36:41 I MEAN, THAT SWITCH IS connected to something.

36:43 I DON'T CARE.

36:44 THE WIRES HAVE COME loose in your head.

36:47 I just thought if I could follow the wire, I could find out what it did.

36:51 And did you?

36:52 No.

36:54 It disappears back there behind that baseboard.

36:56 Minute there, I thought it went downstairs.

37:05 [laughter]

37:04 But it didn't.

37:07 Say hello to Mrs.

37:08 Catrakis.

37:09 Oh my god.

37:10 Hello, darling.

37:12 Hello, Mrs.

37:12 Catrakis.

37:19 The super couldn't figure out what it did?

37:21 The $200-an-hour electrician couldn't figure out what it did?

37:25 I've had seven pretty serious shocks.

37:29 I officially give up.

37:31 Thank god.

37:33 Guess Joey was right.

37:36 Does nothing.

37:40 [laughter] See?

37:47 [laughter] I'm doing it.

37:59 I lost it.

38:00 I'm going to stop you right there, Linda.

38:04 Okay.

38:06 [laughter] Does it look like this is my first time?

38:08 Huh?

38:08 Now, I want four twos, and I want them all on my back.

38:14 Okay.

38:17 [laughter] [laughter]

38:29 Wait a minute.

38:30 THERE'S TWO SETS OF NOZZLES.

38:31 WHICH ONE IS IT?

38:32 WHICH WHICH WHICH WHICH ONE IS IT?

38:37 __] SON OF A[ __] DUDE, it's Chandler.

38:45 Let me in.

38:46 Go away.

38:50 [laughter] I don't WANT TO SEE ANYBODY.

38:51 I know.

38:52 I went to the tanning place, and the same thing happened to me.

38:54 You have to let me in.

38:55 Really?

38:57 DID YOU COUNT MISSISSIPPILY?

39:01 [laughter] YOU YOU'RE NOT TAN.

39:03 NO.

39:04 I just had to get a picture of this.

39:09 Hi.

39:11 Oh, yeah.

39:11 Uh-huh, it's me.

39:12 I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out.

39:16 You lied so you could run by yourself.

39:18 No.

39:18 No, Phoebe, no.

39:19 I was No, you know what?

39:20 I was I was actually just checking to see if I could run, and I can.

39:26 Please, Rachel, I am not an idiot.

39:28 NO.

39:28 WAIT, PHOEBE.

39:34 HEY.

39:35 PHOEBE, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

39:37 SURE.

39:38 OKAY.

39:39 Um I [laughter]

39:44 Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, okay?

39:47 I handled the situation horribly and and I should not have lied to you.

39:53 So, what should you have done?

39:55 Well, I I should have told you the truth.

39:57 Uh-huh, which is?

40:00 Well, you know, the reason that I didn't want

40:03 to go running with you is because um well,

40:07 you know, the way that you run is just a little

40:14 [laughter] So?

40:14 What?

40:14 It's embarrassing.

40:15 People were looking at us like we were crazy.

40:17 Why do you care?

40:18 Because they're people.

40:21 But people that you don't know and will never see again.

40:23 Yes, but still they are people with eyes.

40:29 [laughter] Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to miss [laughter]

40:35 But oh, okay.

40:37 No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you.

40:41 Yeah, okay.

40:42 You're uptight.

40:43 What?

40:44 I I am not uptight.

40:48 I am not uptight, man.

40:54 [laughter] That's okay, Rachel.

40:54 I'm not judging you.

40:55 That's just who you are.

40:57 Me, I'm more free.

40:58 You know, I run like I did when I was

41:00 a kid because it's the only way it's fun, you know?

41:04 I mean, didn't you ever run so fast

41:05 you thought your legs were going to fall off?

41:07 You know, like when you were like running

41:09 toward the swings or running away from Satan?

41:14 [laughter] The neighbor's dog.

41:29 [laughter] [laughter] I'm so sorry.

41:38 You were right.

41:39 This feels great.

41:40 See?

41:41 And you don't care if people are staring.

41:42 IT'S JUST FOR A SECOND CUZ THEN YOU'RE GONE.

41:45 GONE!

41:45 I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING.

41:46 I FEEL SO FREE AND SO GRACEFUL.

41:50 [laughter] [laughter] WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

41:59 Try it.

42:00 I can't feel a thing.

42:03 [laughter] [laughter] Oh, all right.

42:10 You're kidding.

42:13 This is packing?

42:14 We're taking a break.

42:15 From?

42:17 Jumping on the bed.

42:20 All right.

42:20 Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do.

42:23 Now, Ross, you've got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos.

42:26 You got it.

42:27 All right.

42:28 All right, she's right.

42:29 We got to get serious.

42:31 Let's put Styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him.

42:35 Are you all right?

42:36 Yeah, but when I was in the bathroom,

42:38 I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding and God,

42:41 I just start thinking I shouldn't be here, you know, I shouldn't.

42:44 People are going to be looking at me

42:46 and judging me and and thinking about the last time

42:49 Sweetie, it's going to be okay, all right?

42:50 It's a wedding.

42:51 Generally, people focus on the bride.

42:54 Oh God, I know you're right.

42:55 All righty, everybody look at me.

42:57 Good.

42:57 All right, it's time.

42:59 Bridesmaids and ushers, let's see two lines.

43:01 Thank you.

43:04 Okay, I'll see you after the thing.

43:06 Okay, good luck.

43:07 Thank you.

43:08 Okay.

43:09 Okay.

43:12 Ah.

43:18 Why the hell didn't you tell me?

43:20 I'm sorry.

43:21 What was I supposed to do?

43:22 Stand up and shout, "Hey, Rachel,

43:23 your butt is showing." Oh my [laughter] God, this is so humiliating.

43:27 I think the only thing that tops that one was was was when I was

43:30 in eighth grade and I had to sing the Copacabana in front of the entire school.

43:34 I think I got two lines into it before I ran and freaked out.

43:37 Oh my God, my entire life's flashing before my eyes.

43:39 Rachel, hey, look, I remember that.

43:41 It wasn't so bad.

43:42 Oh, Ross, would you just stop?

43:44 You got me.

43:44 I'm dating you.

43:47 Rachel.

43:48 Huh?

43:48 Hi, Mr.

43:49 Weinberg.

43:49 Hi, Mrs.

43:50 Weinberg.

43:51 It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear.

43:53 In fact, I hardly expected to see so much.

43:58 You told me you didn't see anything.

44:00 I tell you a lot of things.

44:04 [laughter]

44:04 Phoebe, come here.

44:05 I want to show you something in the bathroom.

44:07 Ugh, Monica, grow up.

44:10 Hey, what do you got behind your back?

44:12 Nothing.

44:12 Just just something I want to get Phoebe's opinion on for Valentine's Day.

44:16 You don't want my opinion?

44:18 Not really.

44:20 Come on.

44:21 I'm your older brother.

44:22 Ask me.

44:23 Oh, oh, okay, big brother.

44:24 Um which one of these do you think would make your little

44:26 sister look hotter so your best friend would want to do her?

44:36 The red one.

44:41 [music] So, what do you think?

44:52 [laughter] I've still got it.

44:53 Why did you get me this?

44:56 What is it?

44:56 __] yelling, bleeding, dilating?

45:04 [laughter] Oh, the dilating.

45:06 Is this the video of the baby being born?

45:08 Sweetie, this is Phoebe's.

45:10 Why were you even watching it?

45:14 [laughter] I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentine's Day.

45:21 Chandler, if you thought I was going to get

45:23 you porn for Valentine's Day, you were right.

45:29 [cheering]

45:29 Apparently, it's it's about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know,

45:32 in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys.

45:36 Yeah, it got four stars.

45:38 Ooh, wait a minute.

45:40 Those aren't stars.

45:43 Anyway, you want to take a look?

45:44 Well, I'm not really in a sexy mood right now.

45:49 Hey, what's going on?

45:51 Well, remember the first time you saw Jaws,

45:54 how long it took to go back in the water?

45:59 [laughter] Chandler, we can't let this tape wreck Valentine's Day.

46:03 You don't know.

46:04 You didn't see it.

46:05 Childbirth is it's a natural thing.

46:07 It's beautiful.

46:08 Oh, beau- beautiful?

46:09 Really?

46:10 Huh, really?

46:11 You think this IS BEAUTIFUL?

46:13 OW!

46:17 OH MY GOD, NO WONDER MY MOTHER HATES ME.

46:21 [laughter] [screaming] SEE, HONEY, THERE'S DON'T TOUCH ME.

46:28 HEY.

46:29 HEY.

46:31 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

46:32 WELL, I I thought a lot about what you said

46:34 and um I realized that maybe I was a little judgmental.

46:38 Yeah.

46:39 Oh, but oh.

46:41 Look now, Phoebe, remember.

46:42 Hey, they're just fulfilling their Christmas destiny.

46:47 Sure.

46:47 Yes.

46:47 Hey.

46:48 Okay.

46:51 Yikes, that one doesn't look very fulfilled.

46:54 Oh, that's uh that's one of the old ones.

46:55 He's just taking it to the back.

46:57 You keep the old ones in the back?

47:00 That is so ageist.

47:03 But we have to make room for the fresh ones.

47:05 So, what happens to the old guys?

47:08 Well, they go into the chipper.

47:11 I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds.

47:17 No!

47:17 No!

47:21 [laughter] Hey, hey, hey.

47:29 Okay, and uh this one here is a Douglas fir.

47:32 Now, it's a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.

47:36 Looks good.

47:37 I'll take it.

47:38 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

47:39 No, no, no.

47:39 You don't want that one.

47:41 No, you can have this cool brown one.

47:46 [laughter] It It's almost dead.

47:48 Okay, but that's why you have to buy

47:49 it so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny.

47:52 Otherwise, they're going to throw it into the chipper.

47:54 Tell him, Joey.

47:56 Yeah, the uh trees that don't fulfill

47:58 their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.

48:03 I think I'm going to look around a little bit more.

48:07 Phoebe, you got to stop doing this.

48:10 I'm working on commission here.

48:13 Hey, guys.

48:14 I'm here to pick out my Christmas tree.

48:15 Well, look no further.

48:17 This one's yours.

48:19 Ah.

48:22 Is this the one that I threw out last year?

48:26 All right, you know what?

48:26 Never mind.

48:27 Everybody wants to have a green one.

48:30 Sorry.

48:31 I'm sorry.

48:31 I didn't mean to get so emotional.

48:33 I guess it's just the holidays are just hard.

48:36 Oh, honey.

48:38 Is that cuz your mom died around Christmas?

48:40 Ugh, wasn't even thinking about that.

48:44 Oh.

48:46 Come in.

48:48 I've been waiting for you.

48:54 Hi, I JUST WANT AH!

48:55 OH MY GOD!

48:56 OH MY GOD!

48:57 MONICA!

48:58 OH MY GOD!

48:59 OKAY.

49:00 I'M SORRY.

49:01 SORRY, I I was um I was taking a nap.

49:03 What?

49:03 Since when do you take naps IN THAT POSITION?

49:09 [laughter] OH GOD, MONICA, TELL ME YOU WERE WAITING FOR A GUY.

49:10 Please tell me you were waiting for a Yes, yes, I was.

49:14 A guy.

49:15 From work.

49:17 I'm seeing a guy FROM WORK.

49:19 HA!

49:22 [laughter] THAT CUTE WAITER GUY FROM YOUR RESTAURANT.

49:24 The one that looks like a NON-THREATENING RAY LIOTTA.

49:27 UH-HUH, THAT ONE.

49:29 You know what?

49:30 Just give me a second.

49:30 I'll be out of your hair.

49:31 I'm just going to grab a jacket.

49:33 When I get back, I want every little detail.

49:40 Maybe that's him.

49:42 Okay, um okay, um It's just Joey and Ross.

49:49 Why aren't you guys at the movie?

49:50 Well, we were, but Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out.

49:54 I had to talk loud because the movie was loud.

49:59 He's talking to London.

50:01 My god, did he get in touch with Emily?

50:03 Well, no, not yet.

50:04 He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping

50:06 that someone will help him get in touch with her.

50:08 I I don't care if I said some other girl's name, you prissy old twit.

50:14 Ross, way to suck up to the family.

50:19 [laughter] I'm so glad you guys are all here.

50:26 My office finally got wrinkle-free fax paper.

50:32 Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206.

50:35 Um, I seem to have forgotten a couple of things.

50:37 Could could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room?

50:42 Thank you.

50:43 Okay, um toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash,

50:47 deodorant, dental floss, Band-Aids, shaving cream, aftershave.

50:52 And I feel like I'm forgetting something.

50:54 Um, is there anything else you you have that I haven't asked for already?

50:59 Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.

51:05 What you get?

51:06 USA today.

51:06 Nah, just put it with the others.

51:09 Man, I also got two more apples.

51:13 We're four short of a bushel.

51:17 [laughter] God, I feel so alive.

51:18 I love being in the country.

51:20 I also got these great salt and pepper shakers from the restaurant.

51:24 not cool.

51:27 [laughter] Dude, none of this is cool.

51:29 Look, Chandler, you you have to find the line

51:32 between stealing and and taking what the hotel owes you.

51:36 Um, for example, a hair dryer, no, no,

51:38 no, but shampoos and conditioners, oh yes, yes, yes.

51:43 Now, the the salt shaker is off limits,

51:47 but the salt I wish I thought this through.

51:54 [laughter] I think I get what you mean now.

51:55 Like the the lamp is uh is the hotel's, but the bulbs I You already got that.

52:01 Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.

52:04 Okay, uh how about this?

52:06 No, no, no, you can't take the remote control.

52:09 Yes, but the batteries?

52:17 Thank [applause] you.

52:17 Thank you very much.

52:18 Ooh, ooh, let's let's celebrate with some maple candy.

52:22 NO.

52:24 AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE YOU HID IT.

52:27 Here's your copy of the bill.

52:28 We hope you enjoyed your stay.

52:29 Oh, we did, and you still have all your lamps.

52:34 [laughter] No, I didn't.

52:36 Factoring in the room tax.

52:37 Oh, dude, don't worry about it.

52:39 Uh, I found an unattended maid's cart.

52:41 We're way ahead of the game.

52:45 [laughter] Oh my god.

52:46 What?

52:47 There's there's something new in the bowl.

52:50 Look, we have enough.

52:51 Just walk away.

52:52 No, but I I want I want the pine cones.

52:56 There's a forest right outside.

52:58 It's not the same.

52:59 Okay, go quick.

53:06 [laughter] Thank you for a delightful stay.

53:20 Ooh, MY MAPLE CANDY.

53:25 OH MY [music] GOD, I love this apartment.

53:28 Isn't it perfect?

53:30 I can't believe I never realized how how great it is.

53:33 Well, that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.

53:38 It's amazing.

53:39 You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm going to beat you to it.

53:44 [laughter] Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm

53:49 going to go use ugly naked guy's bathroom.

53:53 [laughter] Oh, look, there's there's Monica and Chandler.

53:58 Hey!

53:59 Hey, you guys!

54:00 Hey!

54:07 [cheering] It's okay, IT'S OKAY.

54:22 NO, THEY'RE DOING IT!

54:23 I KNOW!

54:24 I KNOW!

54:25 I KNOW!

54:26 YOU KNOW?

54:27 YES, I KNOW, AND JOEY KNOWS,

54:28 BUT ROSS DOESN'T KNOW, SO YOU HAVE TO STOP SCREAMING!

54:32 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

54:36 WHAT?

54:36 NOTHING.

54:37 OH GOD, NO, WE'RE JUST SO excited that you MIGHT GET THIS APARTMENT.

54:40 UH, ACTUALLY IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

54:44 [screaming] IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

54:45 GET OUT OF HERE!

54:45 COME ON!