Pewdiepie Joins Us In Cycling Across Japan! | Cyclethon 5 Day 9

0:05 Ah, yes.

0:06 Welcome to another wonderful day of Cyclathon 5.

0:10 Day nine today.

0:11 We are we're getting to the double digits now.

0:14 And my body's sore all over.

0:16 But we have another great weather day today.

0:18 Pretty much no wind apparently and apparently

0:21 it's also going to be sunny and windy.

0:24 So pretty much the perfect conditions.

0:26 Hi guys.

0:27 So is joining us today.

0:29 Uh but he missed the stop.

0:33 So he went a stop further.

0:34 So he's going to be joining us a little later because of course he is.

0:38 Uh and uh Chris is also in the van drinking his coffee.

0:42 Wake me up before you go.

0:44 Don't leave me hanging out like a yo-yo.

0:46 Not my words, the words of George Michael.

0:49 So the first stop or two won't have Felix.

0:52 Uh, and then I'm going to make him entertain like hell because

0:55 he's gonna is a condensed section because Fitz is only joining today.

0:59 Uh, and then tomorrow we have Pete joining us.

1:01 So, we're gonna get We're gonna get our money's worth.

1:03 I'm We got to make sure he he raises some money for you guys.

1:06 But Connor, there's three bicycles.

1:09 Yeah,

1:09 but there's only two of us.

1:10 Yeah, I was telling them about he missed the train.

1:13 Oh, when you're number one, the train misses you.

1:15 [laughter] He missed the train.

1:18 Oh, he did also miss the first train, too.

1:20 [laughter] He missed the train and then he got off at the wrong stop.

1:24 We said we dispatched our finest man.

1:26 Well, Ian is trying both our finest trying to chase him down.

1:29 He got up at like 5:00 a.m.

1:31 He's like, "Okay, mate.

1:32 I'll go and get the train.

1:32 Let you go." Typical Felix.

1:34 He drove He drove 1 hour to Megala City just in time

1:37 to watch Felix's train ride [laughter] past with Felix still on.

1:41 And Felix was like, "Oh, forgot to get off." and [laughter] okay,

1:47 I have another four hours to le and collect you and then drive you back.

1:50 Anyway,

1:51 uh I'd say like conservatively do what you want.

1:53 He'll probably join us around lunchtime is my guess cuz

1:56 this has probably added a lot of[ __] to the scheduling.

1:59 It's all part of his plan to avoid cycling.

2:01 I think that's what he's trying to do cuz he knows

2:03 I'm going to make it in time for dinner.

2:05 Ian probably sent him the PDF saying 80 km

2:08 today and he was like let's miss 40 of those.

2:12 Mr.

2:12 Mr.

2:12 Beast would have done 80 km.

2:14 Mr.

2:14 Beast,

2:15 Mr.

2:15 Beast would have done it.

2:17 You think?

2:18 No, [laughter] I think he's You think he's built like that?

2:21 He He'd unleash the beast.

2:23 What you do?

2:25 Oh, well.

2:26 Um, he's actually in the glove compartment.

2:30 Actually, we did do that one time, but it's actually not the case this year.

2:33 That's true.

2:34 Like a joke.

2:35 He's going to burst out.

2:36 [clears throat]

2:37 I'm sure he'll burst out.

2:38 He'll be ready to go, though.

2:40 Hopefully.

2:40 He'll probably fall out of the vehicle when he arrives

2:43 and managed to cop out the rest of the day.

2:46 No.

2:46 Oh, I've tripped and fallen and I can't get off.

2:49 He did mention he hates cycling to me.

2:52 Really?

2:52 He says like out of all the

2:53 twice before.

2:54 Yeah.

2:54 Yeah.

2:54 No, no.

2:54 I mean, he wouldn't have agreed to it if he didn't want to do it,

2:57 but uh I don't I don't think it's his favorite exercise.

3:01 Oh,

3:02 yeah.

3:02 Oh, well.

3:02 Well, I'm looking forward to seeing him.

3:04 But what are we doing this for, Chris?

3:05 Some Swedish wit.

3:07 Swedish wit.

3:08 Some Swedish wit.

3:08 It sounds like a candy.

3:11 Would you like a Swedish destroy?

3:12 [laughter]

3:14 I can't do it.

3:15 Can you do a Swedish accent?

3:17 You can do it.

3:18 Uh Sweden, you know, it's the uh we have the fica.

3:23 Very good.

3:24 Uh IKEA meatballs.

3:27 So good.

3:28 So good.

3:29 You could just standing for Felix all day.

3:32 Give me Give me Paul's hair and I'll I'll be off.

3:34 Like you're Daniel Lewis.

3:36 The transformation is going to be formidable.

3:37 This is Barat.

3:38 [laughter] It didn't sound remotely.

3:41 No, Bar.

3:42 It didn't sound sweet.

3:43 This sounded so Swedish.

3:44 Borat is like my wife.

3:46 This is more like, you know,

3:50 I don't like it.

3:51 No way.

3:53 No way.

3:53 Bad.

3:53 Oh, they do say that.

3:54 They have so much money.

3:56 Not cool, bros.

3:58 But they have grammatic they grammatically correct normally.

4:01 No.

4:02 [laughter]

4:04 Oh dear.

4:05 Oh, dude.

4:06 Oh god.

4:08 I've got my sunscreen on.

4:09 I'm ready to go.

4:09 I'm not ready.

4:10 Well, cuz I thought we were going to go like 9:30.

4:13 All

4:13 the messes were like Felix is coming at at 9:30.

4:16 I was like in the bath.

4:17 I was splashing around.

4:18 Like we're starting later, aren't we?

4:20 I was like, "No, the people expect us to be here at 9:00.

4:21 We're starting at 9:00." And Chris is like,

4:23 "Roger." And then I think in his head he's like, "I heard you.

4:30 How are you feeling today?

4:31 You sleep right?"

4:32 Yeah, I slept great.

4:33 I slept really well on that bed on my cardboard bed.

4:35 Yeah, it was wood.

4:36 But the room was like really retro, but in a sort of cool way.

4:40 I love the the desk, right?

4:41 The way it wrapped around in the desk,

4:42 a little section with like a lamp and a phone and the buttons and everything.

4:45 This is the hotel we stayed in.

4:47 If it isn't obvious,

4:48 it's the

4:50 hotel new greener.

4:54 I'd say it would be great for a horror film to film there because

4:57 Didn't you get the big room?

4:58 I got the big room.

4:59 Oh.

4:59 which really wasn't much different [laughter] or better.

5:04 But the weather's with us today.

5:05 It's warmer.

5:06 There's no wind so far as I can tell.

5:09 And we're going to we're going to get out of it.

5:10 I think if anything, we have a tailwind uh today.

5:12 A slight tailwind.

5:14 So

5:14 Oh, yeah.

5:15 It'll feel like a superpower.

5:16 We genuinely for seven days straight, we cycled into headwind.

5:21 Um and it was

5:22 nobody normally cycles down the west coast.

5:24 You told me this route was the best.

5:25 It is the best when there's no there's no wind.

5:27 Why the[ __] did we pick the one where the wind go

5:29 one week when it's really bad cuz it changes from winter to summer.

5:33 It skips spring.

5:35 You didn't want to mention that when we were planning the

5:37 I thought it'd be fun.

5:38 You thought it would be fun.

5:39 I I'm the one who suffered the most though, so you suffered the most.

5:43 I'm the least fit.

5:45 I tried to put more effort into my appearance today.

5:49 Yeah.

5:49 Yeah.

5:49 I notic your hair is good.

5:51 Hair different top.

5:52 Uh I watched some clips in the VODs of previous cycle days.

5:56 Yeah.

5:57 And I day one I'm like I'm so happy and nice.

6:00 I'm like gosh guys, we're going to have an amazing

6:02 whale of a time and by day three I'm like holy.

6:05 You've never done a[ __] truck in the truck

6:09 and like the sort of degradation of my quality.

6:13 [clears throat and laughter] It sort of goes like this.

6:16 As your friend, I've noticed that for years.

6:18 [laughter] No, no, no.

6:20 But day one, I'm like really energetic.

6:21 I'm talking quick.

6:23 I look quite good.

6:24 And then literally after day one, I look like a bucket of[ __] I'm like,

6:29 and so today I'm like, I'm going to bring I'm going to look good on the surface.

6:32 You'll

6:33 feel good, but beneath I'll still be trash.

6:35 Oh, okay.

6:36 Okay.

6:36 I said they said look good, feel good.

6:38 It's like a a[ __] pimped up rag doll.

6:41 That's what I am.

6:42 Uh oh my Oh, here.

6:44 So your legs hurt now.

6:45 You said your legs never hurt.

6:46 They normally don't hurt.

6:47 What did you do yesterday?

6:48 I don't know.

6:49 Well, you know, it's funny cuz like we didn't really have hills yesterday,

6:52 so I never had to exert myself the entire last hour was all downhill.

6:57 Yeah.

6:57 So, I think I never really had to push my these uh thigh muscles.

7:02 Quads, we call them.

7:03 Quads, sorry.

7:04 Never had to push my quads.

7:05 And now they do feel like they're hurting.

7:07 There's a chasm where Rob CD would have once been right here.

7:12 Rob would have told us.

7:13 He would

7:13 Oh, mate.

7:14 I can just glazy that down.

7:15 He would have deep strained a sausage.

7:16 You would have done a little jig.

7:18 Who would have danced around?

7:21 Um, Norway.

7:21 PD, you what, mate?

7:23 Norway are number [laughter] one.

7:25 Okay, Norway, you're right.

7:26 But Swedish people always pretend like they're better, you know.

7:30 Uh, we're at $538,000 raised.

7:34 That is an incredible amount that we're kicking the day off.

7:36 We had some big donations last night as well.

7:38 I They've gone for some reason,

7:39 but there was somebody did $800 while we were offline.

7:42 Oh, watch.

7:43 Make sure to I want to go thank that person real quick.

7:46 Are you going to put them on a banner?

7:48 Um, no.

7:48 The banner was Rob's thing.

7:49 No,

7:50 that was Rob's life.

7:51 Can you write on your jumper?

7:52 We write on my jumper.

7:53 Oh, yeah.

7:54 If you donate $1,000, we'll scribble your name on this jumper.

7:58 Okay.

7:58 Unless it's offensive.

7:59 We've We've washed this so many times in the thing that

8:02 Oh my god, it's so dirty.

8:04 You We'll write your name to hide this sloppy

8:06 patch of crap that Connor's got down his jumper.

8:10 Okay.

8:10 All right.

8:10 Well, then, okay, if you want, Chad, we can do $1,000.

8:13 We'll write your name.

8:14 Whenever you look at Conor, there's always like food all over his face and like

8:18 Okay.

8:17 stains all around his jumper cuz I'm ferocious and and full of life.

8:25 Let me get the donations up.

8:29 Don't lie.

8:30 Coffee stain.

8:31 A lot of it is coffee stains

8:34 to be not that that makes it any better, you know.

8:37 I don't think that makes it any better at all.

8:39 Give you thanks.

8:39 Yeah, sure.

8:40 Thanks, man.

8:41 Okay.

8:41 I have to I have to log in with a two-factor authentication code.

8:46 Okay.

8:48 All right.

8:48 Well, I'm trying to get the $800 donation I missed.

8:51 Anonymous with the $100 donation as well.

8:53 Uh anonymous with an oog oo for good of the Iron Mouse Defense Force.

8:57 Thank you.

8:59 We have permanent market chat.

9:02 We want Rob.

9:05 Look in our lives.

9:07 Rob's leg is over.

9:09 We want Rob.

9:11 And soon enough, we'll have Felix and then

9:14 shortly after that, we'll have Pete joining.

9:16 So, you guys are spoiled for guests as far as I'm concerned.

9:19 Oh, mods, the goal needs to be updated on the Tiltify as well.

9:23 Um, all right, let's have a look.

9:25 We had an $800 donation from Squid.

9:29 Amazing work as always.

9:31 Thank you so much.

9:33 It's very kind of you.

9:34 I think I put too much on.

9:37 You can never put too much on.

9:40 Yeah.

9:42 like Frosty the Snowman.

9:43 You are Frosty the[ __] snowman.

9:47 It's quite a lot.

9:51 This is absurd.

9:53 Put it on your ears too in your neck.

9:54 Yeah.

9:54 All right.

9:56 Get it in.

9:56 Rub it all in there.

9:57 Get on in there, boy.

9:59 Get on in there.

10:00 It's too much.

10:01 Now get there nice and in there.

10:02 He's wearing the same socks again

10:03 because we wash them every night.

10:05 I still rotate.

10:06 I'm not a savage.

10:07 You're going to

10:09 Alli the Witch, thank you for the $100 donation.

10:11 Love watching these streams every year.

10:12 Keep up the good work.

10:13 Thank you so much.

10:15 Um, he loves those socks.

10:19 I don't know what they say again.

10:21 I'll feed all you[ __]

10:22 Yeah, I'll feed all you[ __]

10:24 Captures the disgruntled Should point out though,

10:26 there's not much real estate on this video like the flag.

10:28 There's not.

10:29 There's not.

10:30 So, if you want to get on there for $1,000.

10:32 Can I scribble something on it for free?

10:35 No.

10:35 Oh, no.

10:35 Cuz the back

10:37 the back doesn't have that much.

10:38 But luckily I I don't mind writing on the artwork

10:41 cuz we've already Be careful, chat.

10:44 We've had this and uh we've been washing it

10:46 like every day in the wash cuz it gets dirty.

10:49 Right on your face.

10:50 That the back is starting to fade.

10:51 So be careful machine washing it too much.

10:53 It's going to face out.

10:54 Yeah.

10:54 Yeah.

10:55 Wash it inside out.

10:55 I I went too crazy.

11:01 Okay.

11:01 Don't ruin the artwork.

11:02 I mean, look, if you guys donate $1,000, I'm I'll ruin everything.

11:06 I'll ruin my life.

11:07 You'll ruin me.

11:08 I'll ruin Chris.

11:10 That sounds wrong.

11:11 False question.

11:11 Chris looking good.

11:14 Curata, thanks for another cyclathon.

11:17 Good luck, monkey.

11:17 And I challenge everyone to donate more plasma.

11:19 I gave 1.7 liters over the past two weeks.

11:22 Donate, please.

11:22 Wow, that's amazing.

11:23 Giga Chad Karata, thank you so much.

11:25 How do you donate plasma?

11:27 Can I do it?

11:28 Uh, do people want my plasma?

11:30 Just be full of chicken, surely.

11:32 chicken atoms.

11:33 [laughter]

11:35 Surprisingly, your plasma is still better than mine.

11:37 Mine I can't donate.

11:38 Oh, your you've got

11:39 I got hemophilia.

11:40 I've got asthma.

11:42 That's fine.

11:42 That doesn't affect your blood.

11:44 No, I don't think so.

11:46 Just not much oxygen in my blood, I think.

11:48 Uh Pete's joining us Vang Gang.

11:50 Yeah.

11:50 From tomorrow onwards, Pete will be joining the last six days of the cyclathon.

11:55 He'll be here every single day until the end.

11:57 Uh joining Vang.

11:59 So be a lot more.

12:00 It's about to get a lot louder if it hadn't already from all the glizzy cous.

12:05 We're at 539,000 already.

12:07 Chat, we didn't even go on the bikes yet.

12:10 Ready to go.

12:11 Shove your go toilet.

12:13 I need to go to the toilet.

12:16 Okay.

12:17 I can take your mic.

12:18 Where's one over there?

12:19 Where the lobby is to the right.

12:20 I want to go that one.

12:23 Why?

12:23 Cuz the staff I'm sure the hotel be like, why have you stayed there?

12:27 What?

12:28 What?

12:28 Where is it?

12:29 Where the lobby is.

12:30 The reception on the right.

12:32 It's got like a top hat for the men's.

12:34 Why would you not be allowed to use the toilet?

12:37 Once you've checked out, you're filth scum.

12:39 Never welcome [laughter] back.

12:42 Um, uh, I want to donate plasma, but pesky drug tests stop me.

12:48 Yeah, donating plasma is a lot more, uh,

12:50 difficult in terms of like the, uh, what's the word?

12:54 The prerequisites to being able to do it.

12:57 You can't Yeah, I think you can't be underweight.

12:59 There's a lot of conditions you can't have.

13:01 It's It definitely takes a lot more toll on your body as well.

13:05 Um, days ago, the immune deficiency foundation sent me a massive

13:08 list of talking points that I could share with you guys.

13:11 Um, because I obviously can only remember so much on the bike.

13:14 Um, and I and I also got some things wrong, so doesn't help.

13:17 No.

13:18 Um, they sent me a big email kind of explaining a bunch about it.

13:20 So, if you guys don't mind,

13:21 I'd love to talk a bit about the emergency foundation uh, and what they do.

13:25 So I'm going to read off the script.

13:27 I know some of don't know some of the stuff.

13:29 So we'll all learn together.

13:30 Uh so first of all, immune deficient foundation is about primary

13:34 immuno deficiency or they just call it PI most of the time.

13:37 Uh and that is isn't one condition.

13:40 It's a group of more than 550 different rare diseases um and chronic

13:46 disorders in which part of the immune

13:47 system is missing or doesn't function properly.

13:49 And 70 to 90% of people living with PI worldwide are undiagnosed.

13:54 So like that that's a uh it's a large amount.

13:57 That's a large amount.

13:58 Um and most have no idea what's wrong with them.

14:01 And we've talked about this a bunch as well.

14:03 It takes on average 9 to 15 years to receive an accurate PI diagnosis.

14:07 So for 9 to 10 15 years you're sick.

14:10 You don't know what's wrong and you're just wondering why things aren't getting

14:14 better and why none of the treatments or suggestions of doctors seem to work.

14:18 Um and there's years of unanswered questions, misdiagnosis,

14:20 and watching your health decline without knowing why.

14:22 And PI is often genetic.

14:24 It can run within families.

14:25 So raising awareness doesn't just help one person.

14:27 It can help an entire family recognize someone uh they've

14:30 been uh recognize someone they've been living with for years.

14:33 Um and there are signs that you can watch out

14:36 for uh if you know might want to get checked.

14:39 Frequent or hard to treat infections,

14:41 chronic fatigue that doesn't improve with rest,

14:44 autoimmune issues, the immune system attacking the body itself.

14:47 If any of these sound familiar for you or someone you know,

14:49 the immune deficiency foundation has free resources at primaryimmune.org,

14:54 including a find a specialist tool and guides uh for newly diagnosed.

14:58 Uh and that's something that I think they introduced recently was a big thing

15:01 they were working on was trying to help make the website a more useful tool,

15:04 people who maybe want to learn more about it.

15:07 Um and also why you should trust them because

15:10 we've been working with them for a long time.

15:11 I've spoken to them, but there are some also like officially accredited

15:14 things that you might want to know about.

15:15 They've uh they have a 100% score

15:17 on four and four-star rating from Charity Navigator.

15:20 Charity Navigator is like a an independent website that basically

15:24 just rates charities and how they spend the money and operate.

15:27 Um so, and they've done it consistently, not just once.

15:30 Uh out of nearly two million nonprofits in the US,

15:32 only a fraction earn a platinum seal from Candid, formerly Guidear.

15:37 Uh and they're one of them.

15:38 That reflects years of practive and public financial disclosure,

15:41 not just meeting the minimum bar.

15:44 Um, and the board is fully independent and their finances are audited

15:46 annually and they have a strong conflict of interest policies in place.

15:49 There's nothing to hide and they prove it every year.

15:53 Sorry if this sounds like a lot a lot to take in chat.

15:55 But I just want to tell you all this stuff

15:57 because it's important that you know why we're doing this.

15:59 Um, and um, when we tell you to donate and there's

16:04 there's full confidence there that that I know where it's being,

16:07 you know, it's going to a good place.

16:08 It's being used properly.

16:09 It's not being squandered.

16:10 Um, so thank you guys all for doing this because you know we've raised $540,000.

16:17 Uh, and you know there's a lot of charity

16:19 events where like big companies throw money in.

16:21 This is all you guys.

16:22 This is all from the community.

16:24 This this is there's no giant crazy amount being held

16:28 up by a company just trying to get their taxes lower.

16:30 It is just you guys who want to do a good thing year after year.

16:33 And I really do appreciate that.

16:35 Um, oh one other fun thing.

16:37 April is PI awareness month.

16:38 So that was not intentional when we did the cycleathon.

16:41 Just happens to be during the awareness month for primary immuno deficiency.

16:46 Um so uh yeah and there's tons of ways you can get involved.

16:49 Um since we started doing a lot of fundraising

16:51 with tilt uh Tiltify and immune deficiency foundation.

16:54 They basically kind of fully incorporated online fundraising uh

16:59 into their charity which is wasn't something they were really doing before.

17:02 So if you do want to ever raise money

17:04 for the immunities foundation as well you can do so super easily.

17:07 on their website they have a page of how you can all do that.

17:10 So just just go to the website and you can see more about it.

17:12 Um so yeah and they they do they do

17:14 a lot of inerson events if you're in America as well.

17:16 So if you do want to do go and help out they do like a walk for PI every

17:19 year they have a I think um they do

17:22 walks in Congress as well to help lobby for changes.

17:25 Uh mouse joined one of those.

17:26 Mouse took over the capital for a day.

17:28 That was fun.

17:29 Good episode.

17:29 It's like a always sunny episode.

17:31 Day n

17:33 day nine.

17:34 Yes.

17:35 And with all that talking, uh, we'll have to cycle as well.

17:39 But hopefully that information helps you guys as well.

17:41 Learn a bit more about why we're doing this.

17:43 Uh, and hopefully we can change some lives cuz,

17:45 uh, yeah, I I've we we've been getting videos.

17:48 I got I got sent a video yesterday actually.

17:50 I didn't watch it.

17:51 I I didn't have time.

17:53 Um, but I got I've been sent a lot of videos from patients.

17:56 Yeah.

17:56 From patients with um

17:58 with PI and they're very sweet and it warms my heart.

18:02 a lot of uh people who have received help

18:05 from the University Foundation who uh just cheering us on.

18:08 Yeah.

18:09 No, it's really in between all our rants of sausages and lunchons.

18:14 That sometimes when I think about the sheer number of people watching

18:17 this, important people as we do awful things like eat a whole sausage.

18:23 That's for the fans.

18:25 Yes.

18:26 Yes.

18:26 [laughter] Yeah.

18:27 It's the fans.

18:28 You never know who's watching these things, right?

18:33 I uh remember in my uh Oh, yeah.

18:36 Yeah.

18:37 It's all right.

18:37 There's no rush.

18:38 In my first book, there's a chapter just called Mr.

18:41 Dick and I was like, it's funny.

18:43 And then lots of very powerful and poor people I met read the book.

18:47 Like the foreign sector of the UK, whatever.

18:50 The business sector of the UK, the ambassador read it and I was like,

18:53 "Oh[ __] should [laughter] have called it something

18:57 better than that." Uh but there you go.

19:01 What's up, Mr.

19:02 Dick?

19:02 I'm just saying like I thought it was funny Mr.

19:06 Dick and then I discovered like the business secretary

19:09 of the UK like read the book and lots of really

19:11 Yeah, but I everyone everyone likes a dick joke.

19:14 That's true.

19:15 They're pretending if they're they don't.

19:17 Very true.

19:18 Very true.

19:20 Very true.

19:23 Cool.

19:23 Well, really good.

19:25 My stomach's not great today.

19:27 Why?

19:27 Because we had McDonald's last.

19:28 We did have a big I was like should we

19:30 get some vegetables and Colin was like stop the stop everything

19:34 I know McDonald's when I see one

19:37 and then he made me eat all the burgers.

19:39 No, no, no.

19:39 What happened to

19:40 forced me to eat Samurai Mac burger

19:43 and chips and chicken nuggets times two and you know

19:47 I was like no no no let's not eat this.

19:50 Let's eat something healthy.

19:53 I've never seen Chris answer me so quickly.

19:55 We're in the lobby [laughter] and I said I kind of crave McDonald cuz Yes.

19:59 sort of walking out like it was already decided.

20:03 The fact that he was at the counter before we even got out the car park.

20:06 Yeah.

20:06 Yeah.

20:06 We were all getting out of the car.

20:07 Christian sprinted.

20:08 I'll just use the car door.

20:12 Um

20:11 he's like I know them.

20:12 Let me talk.

20:13 I've eaten McDonald's like I think twice the last six months.

20:17 That was one of them.

20:18 I've tried to not eat it and to be fair I don't

20:20 overly enjoy it that much but then you just you find a certain

20:23 day or a certain moment it hits the spot and it did hit

20:26 the spot yesterday [laughter] but for some reason I've got bad stomach a

20:31 you haven't macked enough

20:34 indeed but beginning cycling.

20:37 Yes, let's go.

20:38 I know why Felix missed the train twice today.

20:42 I looked at the topography of the first hour and it's like we've

20:45 got to scale the Burj Khalifa for the first[ __] hour of the cyclon.

20:50 Well, you know, it's not that bad.

20:51 Yes, it is.

20:53 Is a whole like between here and the next plane of joy, there's nothing.

20:56 It's just mountains and just go up and up and up and up and up and up.

20:59 Why can't I miss my train as well and get off

21:02 at the wrong station and let drive around for four hours the wrong way?

21:07 Oh, god damn it.

21:11 __] Just the bit above the knees really hurts.

21:14 Whatever that's called.

21:15 You don't work out cuz you never work out your knees.

21:19 What?

21:19 You got to work out your knees.

21:20 I do work out my knees.

21:21 Look at my legs.

21:22 You idiot.

21:23 You got calves, no knees.

21:24 I've got no knees.

21:26 I got[ __] head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

21:28 Blet, [laughter]

21:31 you got you got nothing, mate.

21:37 __] I remember on Cyclathon uh one and two

21:40 I had to take like painkillers every day just to survive

21:44 and this time I only take it once I think on day three.

21:48 Some paracetamol.

21:50 You say paracetamol and two I was like I was like eating ibuprofen all day long.

21:56 You were.

21:56 It was quite worrying and then I discovered they're not good for you.

22:01 Well, yeah.

22:02 I think on I mean on psychathon one if I

22:04 hadn't have had painkillers I don't think I'd have made it.

22:08 I was like dopamine I need to like to inject ibuprofen into my veins.

22:13 Um but no I've not used it this time last time time before.

22:18 Yeah.

22:18 Me neither.

22:18 But I did have one paracetamol day three.

22:21 Well that was that was I had I had no joy.

22:26 [laughter]

22:27 You said you had penicellin.

22:28 I said I had hennessy.

22:30 Penicellin.

22:30 I'm an old Victorian boy and and I need my penicellin.

22:37 Going to need penicellin after today.

22:42 You excited?

22:43 Look like a great day today.

22:45 I'm cautiously excited.

22:47 Reminder, chat, I like Chris's idea.

22:49 $1,000.

22:49 I'll write your name on the hoodie until we run out of space.

22:52 Alas, I've had a good idea.

22:53 Yeah, this is actually the best idea you've had all Thanks, man.

22:57 True.

22:56 For $2,000, we'll defile Connor's face with a marker pen.

22:59 And 3,000 just to do a shuy.

23:01 No, cuz he lied to us.

23:05 Savage.

23:05 I don't drink.

23:05 You said two 525 you'd do a Shuy and he chickened out.

23:09 No, I didn't.

23:10 Not No, I'm not drinking out of shoe.

23:13 Sunday Times bestsellers don't drink out of a shoe.

23:16 I think they do a lot worse.

23:20 All right, I'll get up on the map.

23:21 Where we going?

23:22 Um, yeah, you direct.

23:24 Oh,

23:24 it's[ __] awful.

23:26 It'll be fine.

23:27 We've done hills.

23:29 Yeah, this is a mountain.

23:32 Oh, well, mountain's a bit different from a hill.

23:36 This is a good investment.

23:37 I like this.

23:41 Okay, let's get our my box online, my stream chat,

23:46 and let's test that it works for I ride off into the sunset.

23:51 We got our ND on.

23:52 I got on the max filter.

23:53 Is that good or bad?

23:55 I found a little change to the route last night and I

23:57 told Ian and it shaved a whole like mountain off morning.

24:00 Yeah, that added no time.

24:04 A little bit of hacking the map goes a long way.

24:08 Mouse said check Discord.

24:12 Okay,

24:11 is that good?

24:12 Something.

24:13 She sent me a meme.

24:14 What is this?

24:16 [clears throat] It's this[ __] body cam me.

24:25 Have you seen this one that's gone viral?

24:29 [laughter]

24:31 What the[ __] [laughter] For what?

24:43 So, what does this mean?

24:44 This guy just went to some random person's house.

24:46 So, shouting.

24:48 Well, it's cuz the guy look it looks like a a staged bit,

24:51 but I think apparently it's real.

24:55 I can't watch full of it now.

24:56 It's It's a minute 30, but that's very funny.

25:01 You wanted to see two?

25:02 Yeah, you can't chat.

25:03 Okay, the Discord.

25:08 Okay, I'm sending on my bag.

25:10 Okay, cool.

25:10 So, maybe we can test it real quick.

25:13 Oh, I just went down to 700 bit, right?

25:18 That's a low ass bit rate.

25:20 What the[ __] Yeah.

25:24 Yeah, they're all on.

25:30 What?

25:31 Okay.

25:32 It does take a little while to warm up sometimes.

25:33 I don't know why.

25:36 Yeah.

25:38 Chat, what's up?

25:39 Can you hear me?

25:39 Do you sound good?

25:41 I'll mute you.

25:42 Let's see.

25:43 How we How we looking?

25:44 How we feeling?

25:51 Echo been enjoying all your antics during cycle five.

25:56 While I can't donate plasma,

25:58 I thought I'd at least donate to the cause this way.

26:01 Thank you so much.

26:03 Cheers.

26:02 Thank you.

26:04 Hey, you doing you helps a lot.

26:07 Uh mouse is live today.

26:08 Oh, it's good to see good to see mouse is back.

26:12 Taking my microphone away.

26:15 All right.

26:16 What's your quote for today?

26:17 Focus on the moment, not the monsters that may or may not be up ahead.

26:21 You're the only monster I've seen.

26:24 Don't hope that events will turn out the way you want, Connor.

26:26 Welcome to events in whichever way they happen.

26:28 That is the path to peace.

26:31 That's me today.

26:33 Yeah,

26:32 that's me every day.

26:34 You roll with the punches, eh?

26:35 I do.

26:35 I mean, look, if you want to be a good uh YouTuber,

26:37 I think you have to roll with the punches.

26:39 Just just a YouTuber.

26:41 That only applies to you.

26:42 It does.

26:43 Yeah.

26:44 Three times New York Times best sellers drink out of a shoe.

26:48 You should do it, Chris.

26:50 New York Times besteller might drink out.

26:52 You might.

26:53 No, no, no.

26:53 You got to commit.

26:54 I don't think it's going to be

26:55 Do you think uh your friend Aurelius would would do these half measures of Mike?

27:00 No, he did things already.

27:03 That's why that's why he conquered worlds.

27:06 You saw born into power into the role.

27:10 Shout out to the UK.

27:11 Yeah, but then he locked in.

27:12 Who asked for now?

27:14 [laughter] Would you kindly donate?

27:16 I'd love to hear like the retelling of Roman history through the eyes of Col.

27:19 [laughter] My boy

27:21 __] locked in by [laughter] he three times a morning ruling the battlefield.

27:29 He locked in type[ __] and then he was type[ __] [laughter] Oh, kill him.

27:39 Okay, let's go.

27:40 All right, lead the way.

27:44 I'm chat.

27:45 Monkey check.

27:46 Little monkey on the bike.

27:47 The old friend of my friend Aurelius and UTV show coming to [laughter]

27:54 Mr.

27:55 Aurelius.

27:55 What should I do?

27:57 [laughter] All right.

28:01 All right.

28:02 Yeah.

28:02 Send it.

28:03 You're directing us.

28:04 Correct.

28:04 Send it.

28:05 All that

28:08 later.

28:10 Oh.

28:11 All right, boys.

28:12 Day nine begins.

28:23 Day nine begins.

28:24 Boys, you know what's sad?

28:25 Day nine.

28:26 We're close to a nature documentary series.

28:29 The Welsh bearded monkey extrapolates final totals

28:32 based on donations at the halfway mark,

28:35 showing good progress.

28:36 Yes,

28:37 Gun Bear,

28:38 we're doing great progress.

28:40 Someone on the Reddit made a kind donation comparison of all the years.

28:45 Cyclopathon 5 has the most donations of any Cyclathon in monetary amount.

28:50 So, hell yeah.

28:53 Thank you guys.

28:54 I thought by the fifth one you guys will be tired of this.

28:56 But you guys always coming out and showing so much support.

29:00 That's what keeps doing allows us to keep doing this.

29:13 Good morning, chat.

29:14 New guest means fresh donos.

29:17 Whoa.

29:18 We got a $1,000 donation.

29:21 Hey Dar, thank you so much as well.

29:24 Oo.

29:29 Yeah, I'm I'm kind of sad I couldn't go to G cafe.

29:34 Cycling raising money for charity while Joey was in a[ __] washing machine.

29:37 I love what you've been doing for the idea.

29:41 Yeah, first time actually catching a silan in person.

29:43 Oh, thank you so much.

29:45 Trash taste live in Denver.

29:47 Hey, thank you, man.

29:48 Dude, $1,000 donation is crazy.

29:49 Thank you.

29:50 Joey released a video where he was in a human washing machine.

29:55 It's just so funny because like God's doing his cafe, we're on the bike.

30:00 Joey's in a human[ __] [laughter] washing machine.

30:03 What is the

30:06 I show you at lunch.

30:07 Is it supposed to be like CES?

30:09 Like a Japanese

30:09 I'll I'll show you at our next stop.

30:12 We going up here, right?

30:14 Oh.

30:21 [laughter] You made me laugh a lot.

30:23 Uh, thank you Critical Cali though for the $1,000 donation.

30:25 Appreciate that.

30:25 That is an incredible amount.

30:26 We'll get your name on the hoodie.

30:30 I like the idea of what Rob did.

30:32 I think it's fun to have this kind of, you know,

30:35 some kind of physical way to thank people who have been,

30:38 you know, gone above and beyond.

30:40 Uh, but obviously look, everyone who's donated is has gone above and beyond.

30:49 It'd be cool to make some kind of like artwork with all

30:51 the names of everyone who donated like some kind of like words,

30:54 you know, like those like draw.

30:55 Yeah, I'll do it.

30:55 Don't worry.

30:56 So, you draw something and we'll get the names.

31:00 Easy.

31:00 You know, like word clouds how they like make like uh

31:04 when I'm done, you'll look like a human.

31:10 I miss Rob compact this draw.

31:13 Yeah, Felix can draw.

31:17 Ah, stop here and chat.

31:28 On the Cono channel, we just released a huge uh XCOM video.

31:34 Sorry.

31:33 I Yeah, I play this game called XCOM.

31:36 Watch Joey and the team watching this[ __]

31:38 No, XCOM.

31:38 XCOM 2 video.

31:40 We spent quite a lot of time making it.

31:43 I probably should have told the team not to release it during cycle.

31:46 A problem child.

31:48 That's how I'm getting pale last cuz it's quite a lot to keep up with.

31:55 2 and a half hours.

31:55 But I don't know.

31:58 Watch it, like it, interact with it.

32:00 Finding an e hammock for the next cyclon.

32:02 Connor, you know what you must do.

32:06 True.

32:07 Some tour to France videos yesterday.

32:08 Oh yeah.

32:09 You like I could beat them.

32:10 Like 40 50 km.

32:11 Yeah.

32:12 Yeah.

32:12 Okay.

32:12 Okay.

32:13 Okay.

32:13 25 km up.

32:14 Fair weather and good winds biking today.

32:17 Hope you get to 600k today.

32:22 Make sure to spell my name right this time.

32:25 [laughter]

32:26 I Yeah, I did mess it up.

32:28 Circuit.

32:28 I can't I English.

32:29 No good.

32:32 What is this?

32:39 So much construction happening.

32:44 Oh, there's still Sakura.

32:46 I thought we were out, but we still got some.

33:00 Lovely.

33:02 Thank you, Cryptic Circuit, for the $1,000 donation.

33:06 We're at $541,000 already, boys.

33:09 my government.

33:10 I'm working at 2:30.

33:12 Come think about it.

33:13 Don't tell my employer either.

33:15 [laughter] I'm not sure on what the process is in shipping posters.

33:21 Wa.

33:20 But I would like to buy a poster of the flag if that's even possible.

33:24 That'd be cool.

33:27 Going over the snow.

33:29 We're going over that.

33:32 No.

33:37 Oh, okay then.

33:38 up that snowy mountain in the distance.

33:40 Yeah, today should be a beautiful ride.

33:43 So far so good.

33:44 Literally no wind and we're on the coast.

33:46 This is perfect.

33:48 Or maybe even a slight tailwind.

33:57 No, it's definitely just just a stagnant wind.

34:00 But yeah, we released the XCOM 2 video.

34:04 Yes.

34:04 Yes.

34:05 It's Chris Broad, the sniper who doesn't miss, but when he hits, he quits.

34:11 Yeah, if you want to go see I we made an XCOM video.

34:14 I know you guys won't be able to watch it cuz you're watching the stream.

34:17 But if you consider checking it out, leave it a comment,

34:20 like or whatever just for the YouTube engagement cuz we work really hard on it.

34:23 And I want another excuse to play XCOM.

34:27 And if that video pops off, I'll do it again.

34:37 Oh, is the distance broken still?

34:41 Might still be broken.

34:45 It's been broken like the entire cycle on

34:49 Connor.

34:49 I hope if you do Cyclon 6 next year,

34:52 you can get Paulo from Tokyo to be on the next Cyclon.

34:56 The green Eminem is bad with it wide among the gay sex.

35:00 What was all that?

35:12 Ah, very nice.

35:27 Wishings for fair weather from Finland.

35:29 Drinking some beef feet.

35:31 right now.

35:34 Oh, nice gym.

35:37 Thank you guys for all you do.

35:38 Not a bad

35:38 both of you have inspired my wife and I to do Shimanomi Kaido in much love.

35:44 That's like the best cycle path in all of Japan.

35:50 75k of just pure scenic island vibes.

35:56 Great coffee shops along the way.

35:58 Tons of lunch places.

36:02 Perfect.

36:03 Perfection.

36:08 [snorts] The lack of wind suggests we won't see the ice wall today.

36:14 Mouse.

36:15 There will be no Bridgetton biome.

36:17 Just J mosaic town.

36:22 No, I don't want to unlock any new biomes on the cyclon.

36:26 We've unlocked so many biomes already.

36:34 It's not good when we unlock a new biome.

36:43 [snorts] All right, let's have a look.

36:55 So, the distance is still broken.

36:56 Yeah, it's not working at all.

37:05 It says it's sending H.

37:12 You all right?

37:13 Yeah.

37:13 Just trying to get this watch to work.

37:16 Thank you for joining us again today, guys.

37:17 Thank you.

37:18 Day nine.

37:19 80 km to get.

37:22 There's a fix now.

37:26 Okay, I'll put it back to five.

37:33 I put it was on 1 second interval.

37:35 I put it the five.

37:37 I don't know if that will fix it.

37:44 The weather is with us.

37:49 [snorts] Yeah, I think it's something on the mod's end.

37:53 I'm not sure.

38:04 There's a fix button.

38:06 There's not a fix button.

38:07 The hell are they talking about?

38:09 Good morning to you guys.

38:11 After Cyclon 3, I tried to become a plasma donor despite it being 2 hours away.

38:17 Sadly, it didn't work out.

38:19 So, money it is.

38:21 [snorts] Well, I think that is an extremely generous thing

38:25 to try and do and your harbor is in the right place.

38:31 So, good karma comes your way.

38:38 Wow, that is a imposing mountain.

38:52 Oh, pink building.

38:56 That's cute.

38:56 You should have Felix donate what km he missed today.

39:00 [laughter] [snorts]

39:04 He won't He wouldn't do that.

39:21 Very nice.

39:23 Lovely and scenic.

39:31 I'm trying to focus on the moment.

39:35 That is a monster up ahead.

39:36 That's for sure.

40:10 Oh, it's like a surfing beach here.

40:11 Oh, that's awesome.

40:14 That's fun.

40:16 I want to go surfing more.

40:17 I've only ever done it once.

40:19 It was a lot of fun though.

40:24 Reminder chairs $25 TTS [snorts] to watch.

40:29 No, to send a text to speech to me on this bike right here.

40:33 Also, uh what else is there?

40:38 Oh yeah, we have the Cyclathon app.

40:40 That's cute.

40:41 Cyclcathon Forever.

40:44 Cyclathon forever.com.

40:45 You can go and cycle along.

40:47 connect to your fitness app so you can basically cycle to the like VOD.

40:54 Chris, we're both born on April, 1990.

40:58 Thank you for your humanitarianism and for looking so much older than me.

41:03 It's bloody marvelous.

41:05 Old chat.

41:11 Hey, Connor, the views are so amazing.

41:14 It's a shame Felix missed his train stop, but oh well.

41:18 Watching you from the comfort of my bed.

41:20 Lol again.

41:26 If you are ever sick of cyclon, you should do a walkthon from tip to tip.

41:30 That is all your main man, King James.

41:33 I owe I owe.

41:34 That would take a long time.

41:39 You bring hope and remind me good things happen in the world.

41:42 Keep going, monk.

41:44 Wow, very nice beach.

41:46 Can't donate plasma because I have rheumatoid arthritis.

41:50 Oh, no.

41:50 Have my money instead.

41:53 Hey, I'll take it.

41:56 Hey, Connor.

41:56 I keep donating, but you keep reading

41:59 my donations in an interested and non-monotone voice.

42:03 Can you read it in uninterested and monitor voice?

42:08 Just a funny text to speech.

42:10 Thank you.

42:20 Oh wow, there's a sauna there.

42:22 Sauna right next to the beach.

42:23 Damn, that sounds nice.

42:25 Sauna then hop into the ocean.

42:28 Well, that could be dangerous.

42:28 You could pass out.

42:47 Ganbat.

42:48 Thank you.

42:50 Thank you, David from Guushu for the 100.

42:53 It's very kind of you.

43:13 The hill begins.

43:17 Just imagine you're in Tour to France.

43:20 25 miles per hour up that hill.

43:22 Okay, that is not tour to France pace.

43:43 I don't think the cyclleon would be the same without Felix.

43:47 He's really carrying.

43:49 If only he wasn't invisible.

43:51 I guess we have Chris's cake for now.

43:54 [panting]

43:57 True.

43:55 Did duh.

43:56 Hello from Cornwall.

43:57 Hello.

44:01 That's pretty steep.

44:04 What was that?

44:16 Felix missed his stop because Chad wouldn't stop with tuna pizza jokes.

44:20 By the time he looked up, even the train had moved on from the bit.

44:24 Train emoji.

44:25 Slice of pizza emoji.

44:28 [snorts]

44:29 Warriors of light, this is your morning reminder

44:32 that at 2 mill Connor will finish Final Fantasy 14.

44:36 Good luck on the cycle, boys.

44:39 There's no way.

44:41 There's no way.

44:44 [sighs] That was a pretty tough hill all things considered for the M.

45:06 Oh wow.

45:09 of France right to the fence.

45:24 Oh, beautiful.

45:30 Damn.

45:31 That's what it's all about, man.

45:41 That's nice.

45:46 Oh man, sucks.

45:47 The map is broken.

45:48 It's just totally broken now.

45:49 How is that even possible?

45:51 Hope the mods can fix it ASAP.

45:58 Where you going, buddy?

46:01 What are we having for lunch, King?

46:05 Nice.

46:07 I don't know.

46:08 You guys asking about lunch already.

46:10 I just got on this bike.

46:37 Woo!

46:41 Hello from Vancouver.

46:44 Hello.

46:44 Just wanted to do my part since I

46:46 am unable to donate plasma due to health conditions.

46:49 Keep at it, boys.

46:50 Thank you so much, Jen.

47:03 I had quite a lot for breakfast.

47:05 I feel quite sluggish on the hills at least.

47:15 My sister and I have watched every site

47:17 together and we look forward to it every year.

47:20 Thank you and the team and keep up the good work.

47:23 Hey, my pleasure.

47:26 Thank you so much.

47:41 Any more Toronto fun facts today?

48:14 Yeah, everything is broken.

48:15 I don't know how.

48:16 How does it break?

48:16 We haven't done anything.

48:25 Oh, the heart rate.

48:26 I think I can see it.

48:27 That's working.

48:44 There we are.

48:52 Oh[ __] What's this?

48:55 Oh, another hill.

48:57 Off the 90.

48:58 Thank you so much.

48:59 I think I remember you from previous cyclones.

49:01 Thank you.

49:03 Oh, another hill.

49:08 __] Another hill.

49:12 Another big hill.

49:18 Guy's waving that flag.

49:22 Watching the vlogs and wanted to drop a donation.

49:25 You're currently dodging Highway Semis in the rain.

49:28 Respect.

49:29 I'll see this donation in a few days.

49:31 L

49:33 Thank you.

49:34 That's so cool.

49:34 Thank you, V Rogers.

49:38 Get your donations in for your future self.

49:43 My wife and I have watched every cyclon,

49:46 looking forward to seeing the donations beat last year's record.

49:50 I don't know if we'll do that, but big truck behind me.

49:59 Unfortunately, I think you'll have to wait.

50:13 trying to speed up, bro.

50:16 Starving PhD student here,

50:18 but I always got to send what money I can for an incredible cause.

50:22 Thank you.

50:30 Thank you.

50:37 Cool area.

50:43 Just a heads up, Felix has left his helmet at home,

50:46 so Ian is going to take him home to get it.

50:54 Ah, my legs are burning.

50:59 Yeah.

51:15 [sighs] Hi from dad and me.

51:22 We love watching as we are prepping

51:23 for another charity cycle from Norway to Paris.

51:27 Keep it up.

51:28 That's amazing, dude.

51:29 Best of luck with that.

51:32 Where to where?

51:33 Norway to Paris.

51:37 seems to do.

51:40 Yeah.

51:48 Breaking news.

51:49 The map and distance is working in case you wanted to know.

51:53 Thank you.

51:54 That's good to know.

51:55 Thank you.

52:00 Hobbit here.

52:01 Mr.

52:01 Bilbo, where are you off to?

52:04 Bilbo, I can't stop.

52:06 I'm already late.

52:08 Hobbit, late for what?

52:10 Bilbo, I'm going on an adventure.

52:13 Wow, look at that view.

52:15 Can you see that?

52:26 Kind of scary though same time.

52:32 The GPS is working just fine.

52:35 The problem is the combined mass of your cake

52:37 and Chris's crafts are simply pulling the satellites off orbit.

52:44 __] I knew that was it.

52:47 I had a feeling this happened last time, too.

53:09 Ah, finally a good road.

53:11 Wonderful.

53:17 Oh, was that the big hill?

53:20 Uh,

53:22 recovering at home this month from a herniated disc.

53:25 So, here's my gas money.

53:26 Oh[ __] Remember to watch your posture, everyone.

53:29 I can promise this sucks.

53:32 __] man.

53:33 Thank you, D, for the $200 donation.

53:37 Yeah, I got to I miss sitting in my Herman Miller.

53:42 Not this seat.

53:46 Good time.

53:47 Yeah, I feel like we are.

53:49 Easy to cycle.

53:54 Greetings, Connor, Chris, and Van Gang.

53:57 You guys are doing great.

53:59 If you continue this in 2028, maybe I'll see you at the Cyclon 7 finish line.

54:06 So specific.

54:18 Damn, that is a lovely view.

54:27 Damn, that's nice.

54:40 A red light.

54:43 __] Damn it.

54:50 That's unfortunate.

54:50 I would have really have liked that speed

54:52 to carry me up the next uh little corner hill.

55:00 It's the It's the extra exp lane.

55:05 Oh

55:05 no.

55:05 Unfortunately, it's the highway chat.

55:11 Is it going to change?

55:12 Ah, there we go.

55:30 All right.

55:36 Onwards we go.

55:42 I saw on the Reddit last night people wanted to really

55:48 have a donation war for the next game I should play.

55:53 hot.

55:57 I mean, that would kind of feel like the Final Fantasy 2 uh 14 all DLC is really

56:06 if Norway, don't worry.

56:09 According to Tom Scott, there's nothing important in Finland.

56:13 He has eaten much crow about that.

56:18 Really?

56:18 Hey, Connor and Chris, we love watching your content in the Cyclone.

56:22 Thank you.

56:22 especially on our trip to Japan last year where we celebrated our engagement.

56:27 Oh, congrats.

56:30 This is the last of my Capital One rewards.

56:33 But I would love to ride with you all, but I just got a vasectomy.

56:37 That's probably not a good idea.

56:40 Nothing to lose at this point.

56:52 enjoying Cyclethon as repeat watchers.

57:12 We are having a baby soon.

57:14 Looking forward to watching future cycle things with our newborn.

57:18 Oh, Connorus is your daily reminder to consume a ton of food.

57:24 Lol.

57:25 So, mouse really wants head pats.

57:28 Oh, yeah.

57:29 She probably said, "I didn't ask for that." And I'll be like,

57:33 "All right, well, we'll give him any six.

57:46 How big a donation would it take for one

57:48 of you to do the cinnamon challenge with wasabi?

57:52 Okay.

57:52 How how much would it cost for one of us to die?

57:56 Is that what you're asking?

58:04 How much one of us are choking[ __] and die?

58:06 This is your daily Toronto fact.

58:08 Only 7% of locals call it the six despite Drake's best efforts.

58:13 Most just say Toronto or curse TTC delays.

58:19 Really?

58:19 Are we there yet?

58:20 No, we're not there yet.

58:24 Thanks for doing this from the infectious diseases doctor.

58:29 Sending donation number two from Matsushima Bay.

58:32 Thanks for JJS.

59:04 Go.

59:05 Another[ __] hell.

59:14 Oh, the GPS looks broken again.

59:22 Your py who take my jacket off today?

59:29 Yeah, I'm getting hot, too.

59:34 Yep.

59:35 It's getting warm outside finally when the cycle's on.

59:38 I can wear a goddamn t-shirt.

59:44 Uh, I try and turn them on now.

59:48 You, Chris, and Peter are my favorite creators.

59:52 I work for a university and found out they teach Japanese.

59:56 My final is next week.

59:58 Congrats.

59:58 Good luck, guys.

59:59 Good luck.

1:00:15 God, these lights are so annoying.

1:00:16 They sometimes just don't turn on.

1:00:20 There we go.

1:00:22 There we go.

1:00:23 Lights are on now.

1:00:29 Dat.

1:00:55 suck.

1:00:57 [screaming] Heat.

1:01:09 Heat.

1:01:45 long ass tunnel.

1:01:49 __] a big hill.

1:01:50 This tunnel's also uphill.

1:01:52 It's quite the battle.

1:02:08 So, we shout sex in a tunnel to pay

1:02:10 homage to a legendary video where a Japanese guy

1:02:14 in a tunnel is riding his bicycle and screaming sex

1:02:19 and he's uh asking to have sex with his friend.

1:02:24 It's just an iconic video.

1:02:26 Your life will be made better by watching it.

1:02:29 So we always scream sex in the tunnel.

1:02:31 They don't know the that one.

1:02:52 How about doing the donation battle for the next game you play,

1:02:55 but limit it to just single player games?

1:02:58 Then it won't affect the two effect.

1:03:03 Yeah, that's fair.

1:03:10 Hi Connor and Chris.

1:03:12 Good morning from

1:03:13 will be like stop.

1:03:14 Celebrating half a decade of Cyclon.

1:03:16 Keep up the good work.

1:03:18 Let's go.

1:03:21 TTS.

1:03:22 Fun fact, Tokyo's license plate number one went

1:03:25 to a beer bottle-shaped vehicle from Scotland owned by Kierin Beer.

1:03:30 They don't know that.

1:03:39 That's so sick.

1:03:40 I didn't know that.

1:03:54 [panting] mods are you have to manually count.

1:03:58 Look, it's for charity, okay?

1:03:59 I don't want to hear complaints.

1:04:04 __]

1:04:20 Beautiful views though.

1:04:23 Yeah.

1:04:28 Oh my god.

1:04:31 Beautiful.

1:04:45 Beautiful.

1:04:47 Moss here.

1:04:48 Manual count mode enabled.

1:04:50 Begrudingly, I guess this is why you hate us.

1:04:54 Hey, you want to sound dumb, right?

1:04:57 Do it for yourself.

1:04:58 Look at this.

1:04:59 Look at this GPS.

1:05:00 It's been automatic and it's not working.

1:05:05 We should just have a mod sit there and move the the marker on the map.

1:05:11 Will actually work then.

1:05:28 Huh?

1:05:41 Okay, that was a uh a fun uphill.

1:05:46 I got a bit of a sweat going cuz I

1:05:47 got too many layers on cuz I was cold this morning.

1:05:50 I should have I always put too many layers on cuz I don't want to be cold.

1:05:53 Hi, Conor.

1:05:54 I get way too hot.

1:05:55 There was a JRPG you want to play but not worth streaming.

1:06:01 Uh, love you, Mouse.

1:06:02 There's a lot I'd like to play that I don't think I stream.

1:06:05 Inspiring me to pursue my dreams.

1:06:07 Like Earthbound, I'd love to do Odyssey deny.

1:06:11 You know the song.

1:06:15 True.

1:06:15 Like Final Fantasy 1 2 3.

1:06:17 I know that would be a boring stream game, but I'd love to play those, you know.

1:06:27 I think Earthbound's just like too long.

1:06:29 It's so long.

1:06:32 I don't know if people are interested in Earthbound still, you know?

1:06:37 Maybe they are.

1:06:38 Maybe it's like a timeless game.

1:06:39 I don't know.

1:06:40 But it always feels like one of those games

1:06:41 that you're told to play and you'll never play.

1:06:43 There's like a category of games like that.

1:06:58 This is a nice bridge.

1:07:07 A some dirt just flew off that truck in my mouth.

1:07:10 Yippee.

1:07:12 Hi.

1:07:13 I just like hearing my words on the loudspeaker.

1:07:17 Congrats, man.

1:07:19 Holy[ __] this looks sick.

1:07:22 I love this.

1:07:25 Damn, Chris is zooming ahead.

1:07:39 Beautiful air resistance on this.

1:07:55 Y sex.

1:08:00 Holy[ __][ __] that truck is so close to touching the

1:08:13 roof.

1:08:23 By the way, chat, just so you know,

1:08:25 I'm near certain the tunnel is way darker for you

1:08:28 than it is for me cuz you have sunglasses on.

1:08:34 So, it probably looks way darker on camera.

1:08:36 That actually tunnel was really well lit.

1:08:38 Beautiful downhill.

1:08:50 We're keeping up with traffic.

1:08:56 Wait, I'm catching up.

1:08:57 Oh, what the[ __] Am I that heavy?

1:08:59 Fun fact, culture day is actually Emperor Mage's birthday.

1:09:03 Japan refused.

1:09:04 Damn, this view and just changed its meaning.

1:09:09 I'm a car.

1:09:10 I'm going to go in the middle of the road now.

1:09:11 I'm as fast as these guys.

1:09:22 Holy[ __] Holy[ __] We're going fast.

1:09:36 All right.

1:09:36 All right, now I got to pedal.

1:09:40 Back to reality now.

1:09:46 Damn, that was probably the longest section

1:09:48 of a very intense downhill we've had yet.

1:09:52 New Finland, Canada.

1:09:53 Facts.

1:09:55 Yes.

1:09:55 On the island the Vikings made the first

1:09:57 European colony in the Americas a thousand years ago.

1:10:00 Apparently, we are Vinland.

1:10:02 Oh[ __] that makes sense.

1:10:06 Oh, that was a satisfying hill.

1:10:08 That was very nice.

1:10:20 [panting] Uh, David from Kushi.

1:10:30 I didn't hear your TTS.

1:10:30 Sorry.

1:10:33 Fun fact about emperors or something.

1:10:35 it up, boy.

1:10:36 Thank you.

1:10:37 Also, mouse first time hearing you sing,

1:10:43 dude.

1:10:44 Hearing mouse sing is a joy and a blessing and one

1:10:47 that makes you feel thankful that you're here on this earth today.

1:10:51 That's facts.

1:11:00 Damn, look at those mountains in the distance.

1:11:07 So snowy.

1:11:21 Hi Connor.

1:11:22 While I am not a cyclist, I am a distance runner.

1:11:25 When is the ultramarathon for charity happening?

1:11:30 Ultramarathon?

1:11:30 __] I'm a trainer triathlon.

1:11:32 quick because the water is rising.

1:11:34 But it's super important.

1:11:39 [laughter]

1:11:42 Japan fact.

1:11:43 The first exported domestically built and designed

1:11:46 Japanese car was the 1925 Auto Go.

1:11:51 Oh, hell yeah.

1:12:01 How's that?

1:12:07 Bumpy road.

1:12:08 Let's get on this.

1:12:09 There we go.

1:12:10 Much nicer.

1:12:21 Thought he was supposed to be here.

1:12:22 I think the mods, the way it was written,

1:12:25 it made it seem like he was joining today,

1:12:27 but he's always going to join tomorrow.

1:12:32 Train coming.

1:12:36 Oh[ __] that's me.

1:12:38 Oh god.

1:12:47 Trade.

1:12:57 Did you guys see the train?

1:12:58 It was so short, but it was beautiful.

1:13:18 Oh my god, dude.

1:13:19 The weather today is like impeccable for cycling.

1:13:22 This is like a 10 out of 10 weather day.

1:13:24 Not too sunny, zero wind, perfect temperature.

1:13:37 Looking good, boys.

1:13:38 It's going to be a great day.

1:14:02 And I've been cycling behind Fidel Castro's grandson for nine days now.

1:14:10 I just want to ask him a couple of questions.

1:14:16 Pineapple on pizza?

1:14:18 blamed Sampanopoulos,

1:14:19 a Greek immigrant in Ontario who invented Hawaiian pizza in 1962,

1:14:24 cementing why we are always apologizing.

1:14:31 True.

1:14:30 Japan fact.

1:14:31 Railway Day is when Maji rode the first train

1:14:33 and Ocean Day is when he returned from Hokkaido via steamship.

1:14:38 Culture day is his birthday.

1:14:40 Cool.

1:14:40 What's up?

1:14:42 How many kids do you have, good sir?

1:14:44 And also, is anything happening to the speaker card?

1:14:48 What speaker card?

1:14:49 Hello, Mr.

1:14:50 Dog.

1:14:51 May I ask when is Forson joining?

1:14:55 Uh, I don't know if Forson knows how to go outside.

1:14:59 I think he's been glued to the same desktop.

1:15:02 He's the goat, though.

1:15:08 Beautiful day.

1:15:24 How long we got left?

1:15:27 Yes.

1:15:27 How long?

1:15:28 Got to guess.

1:15:30 Two.

1:15:31 3.4.

1:15:31 3.4.

1:15:32 All right.

1:15:32 Really good day.

1:15:33 How many kilometers are we doing total?

1:15:36 Uh,

1:15:36 we did 15.

1:15:38 Oh, he's only 18.

1:15:42 Yeah.

1:15:43 A coming up to join.

1:15:48 Yeah.

1:15:47 Train there.

1:15:58 Ah, boys.

1:16:08 3.4K till the break.

1:16:12 I never should ask how long we've done because I always think we've done more.

1:16:23 I always think we've done more.

1:16:27 [snorts] Hey, Connor.

1:16:49 Has Joey ever joined any of the Cyclans?

1:16:53 Uh, no.

1:16:53 You can easily search up shop.

1:16:55 All right.

1:16:58 He does not want to cycle.

1:17:10 I mean, look at what Schlatt went through.

1:17:11 I kind of can't blame him.

1:17:36 Connor, have you thought about or even

1:17:39 approached the game Grumps to join a cycle?

1:17:42 I would love that.

1:17:43 Keep it up.

1:17:44 I have not.

1:17:44 No.

1:17:46 And on the I'm about to start a 4hour session on Slay the Spire.

1:17:50 Which character should I choose?

1:17:55 Uh uh necroinder.

1:17:57 Have fun.

1:18:04 I only uh really ask guests who are friends of both of us.

1:18:10 So they don't really Chris doesn't really know them.

1:18:12 I don't really ask.

1:18:26 Not that.

1:18:28 That's fine.

1:18:51 That is a cool looking biker.

1:19:05 Yeah, those are big mountains.

1:19:07 We're getting around those, right?

1:19:09 Yeah,

1:19:12 there's a mouse in my basket.

1:19:13 What the heck?

1:19:16 What the hell's that doing in there?

1:19:18 All right, you can stay, I guess.

1:19:21 Very beautiful.

1:19:29 Yeah.

1:19:40 [sighs]

1:19:45 It's been a beautiful stretch in the morning, boys.

1:19:48 Absolutely stunning.

1:19:54 Oh my god.

1:19:54 Another hill.

1:19:55 __] this.

1:19:55 Actually, not stunning.

1:19:57 __] Hate it.

1:19:58 I am curious how Giri would do.

1:20:00 I mean, grandma would do fine,

1:20:02 but I'm curious if she would dance her dono

1:20:05 dance and slow you all down and blame chatek.

1:20:10 I think Gary would slow us down.

1:20:26 So crush out about this on stream now.

1:20:28 I would not slow them down.

1:20:33 I'm like an actual good cyclist.

1:20:44 Uh uh.

1:20:46 Please play Final Fantasy 10 2 crying face emoji.

1:20:50 I already crying face emoji.

1:20:53 I will.

1:20:53 Ryan, don't say crying face emoji.

1:21:09 I'm uh struggling to get up this hill.

1:21:26 I'm just going to take it slow and not gas myself out.

1:21:30 No need gassing myself out.

1:21:32 Only saves me like 10 seconds on this hill.

1:21:35 So what's the point?

1:21:36 I'll just take it easy.

1:21:42 Don't forget if you watch the stream for an hour,

1:21:44 you get the [snorts] global cycathon badge.

1:21:47 Anyone can get that and you can rep it on any Twitch channel.

1:21:54 And uh if you sub with a gift sub or a paid sub,

1:21:59 you get uh an exclusive remote that's permanent.

1:22:04 It's only going to be available during

1:22:05 this event and it will not be brought back.

1:22:08 So this is your one chance to get it this event.

1:22:11 Uh, unfortunately primes don't count, but hey,

1:22:16 don't give big boy Amazon your free Prime.

1:22:18 Don't let them keep their money.

1:22:19 If you got it, use it.

1:22:25 Don't let them keep it cuz there's a lot of ads.

1:22:34 So, if you want to dodge those ads, use the primes.

1:22:42 And don't forget, you can get your CWA merch.

1:22:45 $5 of each item you buy goes towards charity.

1:22:53 And I propose an alternative Australian representative for Cyclop.

1:22:59 Max and Chad.

1:23:00 Boy, I don't think either of them would do it.

1:23:07 Max also he not he know he doesn't know that you can't drink in cycle.

1:23:12 He'd be out.

1:23:17 Hey Connor, this is my first time donating.

1:23:19 Hope this help.

1:23:20 And will you be hosting the legendary RV trip?

1:23:23 And I'm from Singapore.

1:23:25 Yeah, this year we'll do one.

1:23:27 I promise.

1:23:28 Shadow it.

1:23:40 Okay, downhill.

1:23:41 Okay, that was nice.

1:23:43 I was getting a little tired.

1:23:45 I'm I'm too hot.

1:23:46 I got to take this hoodie off.

1:23:47 It's a[ __] amazing hoodie that you can only

1:23:49 get at s.com and it's insulating properties a second.

1:23:52 Hence why I'm too hot.

1:23:53 But uh I I uh I take it off.

1:24:01 At least we got a downhill.

1:24:02 Oh, the downhills cool you down so nice.

1:24:16 Oh,[ __] lovely.

1:24:19 That's bloody lovely.

1:24:24 What a beautiful downhill.

1:24:26 Yes, yes, yes.

1:24:28 It's all coming together.

1:24:48 Oh wow, man.

1:24:55 Those mountains in Toyama look absolutely stunning.

1:24:58 That's a 10 out of 10 view.

1:25:00 This thirsty karaoke playlist picking up dudes in the bar in Stardew Valley.

1:25:06 I think Mouse is getting better.

1:25:08 Thank you.

1:25:09 IDF.

1:25:16 Hey, this our first break.

1:25:18 Nice.

1:25:27 Oh, I just clipped this curb.

1:25:31 Thank god my foot is made of titanium.

1:25:32 Chat, nice.

1:25:37 Crushed that.

1:25:39 That's a very quick uh Yo Jono Jovana 1K donation.

1:25:43 Holy Time to ride on your coat.

1:25:46 It is time to ride on my coat.

1:25:49 We got to take it off then.

1:25:51 It's also too hot.

1:25:52 I can't work.

1:25:52 It's

1:25:52 very hot.

1:25:53 The views are gorgeous though.

1:25:56 Yeah.

1:25:56 Hopefully we can get the drone up at some point.

1:26:01 Yeah.

1:26:01 All right.

1:26:01 Switching over to this one.

1:26:03 Y

1:26:06 Joe wind.

1:26:11 I don't want your[ __] mic.

1:26:13 [laughter]

1:26:13 I want family me.

1:26:17 And uh as you might be able to see, there are three bikes standing.

1:26:21 Oh, really?

1:26:24 Really?

1:26:24 But there's a reason why there's three.

1:26:25 Why is there three?

1:26:27 Someone may be joining us shortly.

1:26:28 Wow.

1:26:29 Really?

1:26:29 Will you stream Discoysium, my favorite game?

1:26:32 I do want to I do want to I do want to stream it.

1:26:35 He loves that guy.

1:26:36 Mudan's Estonian and uh the pride and joy of Estonia.

1:26:39 He's got one of the jackets for the character.

1:26:41 He does have the the limited jacket which he

1:26:43 told me he'd send it to me for my playthrough.

1:26:46 Really?

1:26:46 And I was like I would love to play it.

1:26:48 It seems like such a cool game.

1:26:50 That's a great game and every playthrough is different.

1:26:52 It's so much fun.

1:26:53 Yeah.

1:26:53 I I it's going to be uh one of those videos

1:26:56 that's tough to watch live if you miss two minutes of it,

1:26:58 but great if you watch the edited content.

1:27:02 Oh, whoa.

1:27:02 What is this you're wearing?

1:27:04 My god.

1:27:04 It's the CVA cycling jersey.

1:27:06 He was hiding that the whole time.

1:27:07 Hiding these.

1:27:10 Okay.

1:27:11 Are those pockets I see at the back?

1:27:14 Yes.

1:27:13 Perfect for cycling in.

1:27:15 Perfect for cycling with a monkey.

1:27:17 Good lord.

1:27:18 It goes really well with the any monkey that you have on your bike.

1:27:22 Oh my god.

1:27:22 The little monkey mascot.

1:27:24 Well, you can't buy them, but

1:27:25 No, he's he's he's worth more than gold.

1:27:29 Yeah.

1:27:29 Actually, no.

1:27:29 Gold is at an alltime high.

1:27:31 I should be buying gold, not cycling.

1:27:33 Not Bitcoin.

1:27:35 No.

1:27:36 Uh, pen.

1:27:38 Pens.

1:27:38 What color?

1:27:39 Let's do a bunch of colors.

1:27:42 I [snorts] feel like gold might be hard to get on there,

1:27:44 but we can use gold for the highlight this, right?

1:27:50 Do we [snorts] have a list?

1:27:52 Uh, I think we have a list.

1:27:55 We probably have a list.

1:27:58 All right.

1:27:59 Mods.

1:28:00 Okay.

1:28:00 Okay.

1:28:00 Also mods.

1:28:02 What's going on?

1:28:03 What's going on with the location?

1:28:07 I know one of them.

1:28:08 Cryptic circuit.

1:28:09 [snorts] And do we have Jono Giovana?

1:28:10 Okay.

1:28:10 So, we can do that.

1:28:13 Gold for 5K plus.

1:28:16 Okay.

1:28:16 Gold for 5K.

1:28:19 Plasma.

1:28:18 Yo, I'm Fled.

1:28:20 I'm Fled.

1:28:21 $100 donation.

1:28:22 Thank you, man.

1:28:25 Legend.

1:28:24 Okay.

1:28:24 Let's get a Let's start with a Jordo Giovana.

1:28:28 You get a You get a pink.

1:28:30 Is it his suit?

1:28:30 The His suit cause pain.

1:28:32 We need a surface.

1:28:33 We don't have a good surface.

1:28:34 I do.

1:28:35 Side of the van.

1:28:37 Um, well, yes.

1:28:39 Yeah.

1:28:39 Well, um, does Where's Chris's suitcase?

1:28:46 Here.

1:28:46 [laughter]

1:28:47 Damn it.

1:28:48 No, no, no.

1:28:48 I just thought it'd be funny cuz he'd be like, "What are you doing?" Okay.

1:29:00 Jordano Giovano.

1:29:01 Let's start with the back first, then we'll make our way to the front.

1:29:04 The back.

1:29:10 Okay,

1:29:14 G.

1:29:14 Oh, look at that.

1:29:14 Beautiful.

1:29:15 Runs perfectly.

1:29:22 Jono Giovana.

1:29:23 Okay, we also have Cryptic Circuit.

1:29:24 Got to spell his name correct this time.

1:29:26 Cryptic.

1:29:27 __] That's hard to do though.

1:29:29 Spelling is hard.

1:29:31 Krytic without a K.

1:29:34 Krytic.

1:29:35 Yeah.

1:29:35 Oh, there's a P in there somewhere.

1:29:37 Cryptic.

1:29:37 [laughter]

1:29:38 Cryptic.

1:29:40 Cryptic.

1:29:39 Cry.

1:29:40 Krypic.

1:29:42 Did I miss an N?

1:29:44 Oh my god.

1:29:44 I think I missed an N.

1:29:48 Oh, there's double N.

1:29:49 Oh my god, there's an N there.

1:29:52 That's an N.

1:29:52 That's an N.

1:29:56 That's an N.

1:29:58 Don't laugh at me, Chit.

1:30:00 Spelling is hard.

1:30:01 Spelling is hard.

1:30:02 It is.

1:30:03 Look, I'm sorry.

1:30:04 I speak three languages.

1:30:06 One of them not very well.

1:30:08 Uh, it's hard.

1:30:11 Okay.

1:30:14 Um, do we have the names?

1:30:15 Quipy tick circuit.

1:30:17 Names got a silent U in it.

1:30:20 Is it better to keep it on one sec or five?

1:30:30 Hey, English is tough, chat, right?

1:30:31 Your English is[ __] Spelling in Welsh is so easy.

1:30:35 It's phonetic.

1:30:37 Oh, well, we got invaded so many times.

1:30:39 So, we don't know where we were from.

1:30:41 You did get invaded one time and then that was it.

1:30:45 Dragon language done.

1:30:46 Sold.

1:30:49 That's Italian though.

1:30:50 That is Italian.

1:30:54 There is I Okay, I don't know.

1:30:57 Cryptic.

1:30:58 I actually I have you on Discord.

1:30:59 Let me just Someone spelled it here in chat.

1:31:03 It is cryopetic.

1:31:05 No, I got it.

1:31:06 I got it.

1:31:12 And critically criticality.

1:31:14 Criticality.

1:31:16 You're a little unborn cuz you've given you've given a couple of thousands.

1:31:27 Oh yeah.

1:31:30 Okay, that's it.

1:31:31 I think I think that's the only 1k donaras we had.

1:31:33 No, we had we definitely had one criticality someone said.

1:31:35 Yeah, criticality.

1:31:36 We did have criticality.

1:31:37 We did have critical.

1:31:39 Um, okay.

1:31:45 Cryptic at 7,300.

1:31:47 He's given 7,000.

1:31:49 Okay.

1:31:49 Well, hold on.

1:31:50 You get a little stars, too.

1:31:51 You get stars, too.

1:31:52 Give him Give him the gold.

1:31:53 How do I do stars again?

1:31:54 Like, okay, these are my[ __] stars.

1:31:58 Yeah, lines are hard though, Nabby.

1:32:00 There we go.

1:32:01 That's how it is.

1:32:04 Are you drawing mouse on the hoodie?

1:32:06 Well, mouse got donate.

1:32:07 She wants to go on the hoodie.

1:32:09 Oh.

1:32:09 You got a freebie on the flag.

1:32:10 I allowed that.

1:32:12 I allowed that.

1:32:12 Oh, you could draw her on the monkey.

1:32:15 Still spelled it wrong.

1:32:16 I did not spell it.

1:32:16 That's his Discord.

1:32:17 I copied I copied his Discord.

1:32:19 Where's the There's an I between the provided me the last four.

1:32:23 There we go.

1:32:24 Perfect.

1:32:24 I was just making sure chat was paying attention.

1:32:26 Scaring you with sound alerts during horror games.

1:32:31 Whoa.

1:32:31 Whoa.

1:32:31 1K donation.

1:32:33 Been enjoying the cliffon whenever I can.

1:32:36 I want to say good work everyone and thanks for what you're doing.

1:32:41 Should we change up the color?

1:32:42 Next one.

1:32:43 Color.

1:32:51 Ross coso.

1:32:52 Rosscoso.

1:32:53 Roscoso.

1:32:54 Thank you, Connor, for all the joy you provided for me the last four years.

1:32:57 Sorry for mouse for the jump scare.

1:33:01 We're so close to 550, boys.

1:33:03 So close.

1:33:04 Nearly 550.

1:33:06 Felix is so lucky by the way that he missed that that hill.

1:33:09 Oh, was it that bad?

1:33:10 It wasn't that bad, but a larger man would have struggled as Chris says.

1:33:14 Marcus Aurelius 1912.

1:33:18 [laughter]

1:33:19 No, he was alive then.

1:33:20 Okay.

1:33:21 He was alive then.

1:33:21 You still haven't done criticality.

1:33:23 Yeah.

1:33:23 I I I'm okay.

1:33:25 Criticality.

1:33:25 Is that Is that just it?

1:33:26 Criticality.

1:33:27 Is that it?

1:33:27 New color.

1:33:29 Blue.

1:33:29 Oh, blue's here.

1:33:30 Okay.

1:33:34 Criticality.

1:33:36 Okay, that's that should be easy to spell.

1:33:38 Surely critical.

1:33:45 Crit T.

1:33:50 Perfect.

1:33:50 Criticality.

1:33:50 Congratulations.

1:33:51 Your name's on the hoodie.

1:33:53 Hell yeah, dude.

1:33:54 Absolute legends.

1:33:55 We're getting it on.

1:33:56 Should be easy to spell.

1:33:58 I was not very good at spelling.

1:34:00 I remember

1:34:00 being happy.

1:34:01 Yes.

1:34:01 feel healthy.

1:34:02 I am I am all those things.

1:34:04 Get it done, boys.

1:34:06 [laughter] You show us the I had a memory of Okay, the breast.

1:34:09 What was that, Brian?

1:34:10 Why do you say it like that?

1:34:12 I uh when I was in school one time,

1:34:14 cuz I went to a Welsh speaking school, I started to speak Welsh all the time.

1:34:17 All my work was done in Welsh.

1:34:18 We had to do English classes still, obviously,

1:34:20 because that was the language that I would be using my entire life.

1:34:23 Uh and I remember they were like, "Okay, Connor,

1:34:25 spell like say." I was like, "Yeah, easy." Z E D.

1:34:30 and they were like, "Okay." So, they put me in the class.

1:34:37 Uh, I don't I don't know what the term is for this anymore.

1:34:41 I don't know what the correct term is.

1:34:43 When I was in school, they were like, "Connor,

1:34:45 you need to go in the special needs English." I was like,

1:34:48 "Huh?" They were like, "Yeah." And then I went in there and I was like,

1:34:53 I I'm bad at this, but I just think it's cuz I'm lazy because I don't think

1:34:56 I'm like as bad as the other guys here

1:35:00 because they're all like struggling to like do everything.

1:35:02 And I'm like, I just don't think I am should be here.

1:35:05 My Have you seen my math scores?

1:35:06 I'm really good at that.

1:35:08 So

1:35:09 yeah, but you special class though.

1:35:10 You're special.

1:35:11 It's good.

1:35:12 Yeah, they kind of they put me in there and I remember being so mad at my mom.

1:35:16 I was like, why did you let them put me in?

1:35:18 Do you think I'm there?

1:35:19 What do you I'm just I'm I'm just lazy.

1:35:22 I didn't read another 1k.

1:35:27 Yo, Lys 12.

1:35:29 Yo, let's go.

1:35:31 Something spectacular is behind me.

1:35:33 Well, let me Well, let me get the spectacular donation.

1:35:36 Spectacular.

1:35:37 Spectacular.

1:35:39 Nice 12.

1:35:40 There you go.

1:35:42 All right.

1:35:44 Got to read, my friend.

1:35:45 Well, I didn't I didn't think I had to.

1:35:46 And I was I was very reminded very harshly right away what I needed to read.

1:35:51 I didn't I wasn't really given um much choice from that point onwards.

1:35:55 I started reading.

1:35:55 Hard when you have two languages as a kid because

1:35:57 you're like I don't want to do any of this stuff.

1:35:59 I agree.

1:36:00 So it's kind of tough.

1:36:01 What do you mean his writing's weird?

1:36:03 You needed that wake up call.

1:36:03 Yeah.

1:36:04 My writing was always really bad.

1:36:05 When I was in uh high school the teachers were

1:36:08 like hey we got to hire someone to transcribe your writing.

1:36:12 So you have to you have to you got to fix the[ __] Yeah,

1:36:16 they they were like, "Your handwriting is going to fail you your entire life."

1:36:20 Is Welsh like Ramai?

1:36:22 Yeah.

1:36:22 Yeah.

1:36:23 Special rooms, dude.

1:36:24 Yeah.

1:36:25 All right, ladies and gentlemen, we might we might have another guest here.

1:36:27 And it's not Chris.

1:36:29 So, where is Chris?

1:36:30 Is it time?

1:36:31 Come on in.

1:36:32 Come on in.

1:36:33 How you doing?

1:36:34 He made it.

1:36:34 He made it.

1:36:37 Hey, welcome.

1:36:38 Welcome.

1:36:40 Good to see you.

1:36:41 Thank you so much.

1:36:43 Have you been expecting me?

1:36:45 I took I took the wrong I miss [laughter] so bad.

1:36:49 It's okay.

1:36:49 It's okay.

1:36:50 Welcome.

1:36:51 You're finally here.

1:36:52 I would like to say better late than never.

1:36:54 Yeah.

1:36:54 Better late than never.

1:36:55 [laughter]

1:36:56 Yeah, I'm hyped.

1:36:57 Let's Let's do some cycling.

1:36:58 You got to You got to stand.

1:36:59 You got to stand now.

1:37:00 Wow.

1:37:01 [laughter]

1:37:01 We just got another $1,000 donation as well.

1:37:03 I heard you guys are doing great.

1:37:05 We are doing amazing.

1:37:07 Stop now.

1:37:08 We got to go further along.

1:37:10 1 million today or what?

1:37:14 550.

1:37:16 Oh, okay.

1:37:17 Possible.

1:37:18 It's possible.

1:37:18 It's possible.

1:37:19 So, you're here for one day.

1:37:20 We got to make it count.

1:37:21 We got to make sure the donations go big.

1:37:23 That's right.

1:37:23 You brought it to cycle in.

1:37:24 This is

1:37:25 I haven't changed yet.

1:37:27 Okay.

1:37:26 Yeah.

1:37:26 So, I'm [laughter] not cycling in this.

1:37:28 And you brought the IKEA back.

1:37:31 What's wrong with the bag?

1:37:32 I'm just It's just on brand, isn't it?

1:37:33 I mean,

1:37:34 it's a good bag.

1:37:35 I look I know it's a good bag.

1:37:37 What?

1:37:37 You don't like the bag?

1:37:38 No, I like the bag.

1:37:39 Problem with the bag have a problem.

1:37:41 I wouldn't have brought it if I knew you were going to have an issue with it.

1:37:42 I have an issue with it.

1:37:44 It looks great.

1:37:45 If you had some sort of Welsh bag,

1:37:48 I'm sure you would [laughter] have your Welsh bag,

1:37:49 but you don't have your Welsh bag.

1:37:52 Shut up.

1:37:57 It's been a while, man.

1:37:58 How you doing?

1:37:59 Yeah, man.

1:37:59 __] top, man.

1:38:03 Okay.

1:38:02 We just did 120 m, but you missed 120 was coming.

1:38:06 Even like a big hill.

1:38:07 __] that[ __] I'm sacked that [laughter] the next 100%.

1:38:11 Perfect.

1:38:11 Well, I should get ready so we can get going, right?

1:38:15 Yeah.

1:38:16 Yeah.

1:38:15 Yeah.

1:38:15 We're chilling.

1:38:16 We made good pace this morning.

1:38:19 What's wrong with the IKEA bag?

1:38:20 It's a good bag.

1:38:22 What am I supposed to have?

1:38:23 I got some meatballs.

1:38:24 If I had meatballs, you would get nothing.

1:38:26 What's in there?

1:38:27 Noat.

1:38:27 [laughter] It's not for you.

1:38:30 I have furniture.

1:38:31 Excellent, high quality furniture.

1:38:32 That's what I have [laughter] in the bag.

1:38:34 It's got his meatballs and the best of ever soundtrack.

1:38:37 We can take the mic if you want to get changed.

1:38:39 Oh, yeah.

1:38:40 You don't have to rush there.

1:38:41 We're making a good time.

1:38:42 So, we're chilling today.

1:38:45 [laughter] Can't believe we get to meet PewDiePie.

1:38:49 It's amazing.

1:38:51 Can't believe it.

1:38:52 He's here.

1:38:53 We had a uh By the way, I put the thousand donation from CMD Harland.

1:38:56 Your name is on the hoodie.

1:38:58 We had so many thousand donations.

1:39:01 People want to get on the hood.

1:39:02 Oh, you can be the pimp.

1:39:03 I already did it.

1:39:05 You

1:39:04 Well, the next thousand you can write.

1:39:06 So, that could be the honor and then you can pick the color, but not gold.

1:39:09 Felix can draw on it, right?

1:39:10 could do some incredible Swedish artwork.

1:39:16 So, baby, come me up.

1:39:21 [laughter] [sighs]

1:39:25 That's disgusting.

1:39:25 Why is it disgusting?

1:39:27 Spewed water like Niagara Falls.

1:39:30 When you when you work out,

1:39:31 do you not get in like the moment of like you become feral for water?

1:39:35 You're like

1:39:37 everywhere.

1:39:37 No,

1:39:37 I'm a civilized man.

1:39:39 H

1:39:42 civilized man who eats jelly

1:39:44 Ariana Grande song stuck in my head.

1:39:46 Which one?

1:39:46 So baby come me up baby a little bit.

1:39:54 A little fall.

1:40:02 I just got stuck in my head.

1:40:03 Chris did fall in.

1:40:05 What

1:40:05 does that mean?

1:40:06 I don't know.

1:40:09 Oh, only Ariana Grande were here to cheer us on.

1:40:13 We got PewDiePie sticks.

1:40:15 It's pretty good.

1:40:17 So, we done 18k.

1:40:20 We got 80K to do today.

1:40:21 Keep up the good work.

1:40:22 Be nice.

1:40:23 Not able to sleep and see the view of Japan.

1:40:26 A thank you.

1:40:27 Here's the view of Japan.

1:40:28 His behind.

1:40:29 Why are your pants all like disgusting?

1:40:32 So, I thought this was sand, but it's just that they're ripping in real time.

1:40:35 This is like It looks like They're degrading.

1:40:38 It looks like dry rot.

1:40:39 I think this is the last time I'm going to be able to wear these.

1:40:42 Uh yeah,

1:40:42 it's not dry rot.

1:40:43 It's It's

1:40:44 Where'd you get these?

1:40:44 I've had I've had these like six years.

1:40:47 I got these

1:40:47 passed down from generation to generation.

1:40:49 These were the largest size they sold.

1:40:50 XL.

1:40:51 Oh my god.

1:40:51 And as you can see, they don't really fit me very well.

1:40:53 They're quite tight and they're not they're too um long for me.

1:40:57 Too long.

1:40:58 I But I couldn't get anything.

1:41:00 It's in Japan.

1:41:01 It's impossible possible to find.

1:41:05 Let me see.

1:41:06 I was that the GPS was[ __] up so I was gonna ask in the mods like

1:41:11 brutal.

1:41:10 Yeah, it's pretty tough.

1:41:11 But who was from?

1:41:13 One second.

1:41:14 Chris, no conversations.

1:41:16 I hate that Connor.

1:41:17 I'll tell you all the secrets in about how I hate Connor.

1:41:21 550k.

1:41:23 [screaming]

1:41:24 Let's go.

1:41:26 Casanovics, thank you for the $200 donation.

1:41:28 Very kind of you.

1:41:29 All right, let's try this sync to one second.

1:41:32 That's what the mods tell me to try.

1:41:34 It's the first time on cycle, so I'm not going to wear a coat today.

1:41:38 I think the weather's finally good enough.

1:41:39 It's 15° right now.

1:41:41 That's a nice watch.

1:41:42 It' be a shame if someone wanted to take it into the river.

1:41:44 You already threw one of mine in the[ __] rivers.

1:41:46 You pushed me You pushed me overboard

1:41:48 and I I took revenge instantly that very moment.

1:41:51 You were not going to go in the water.

1:41:52 Correct.

1:41:56 You were not going to go in the water unless I I forcefully threw you in.

1:41:59 Yes.

1:41:59 So, I took something of yours.

1:42:03 I don't I don't want to get wet.

1:42:04 Watch the I was like, "No, no, you have to get wet." Revenge.

1:42:09 This watch is[ __] though.

1:42:12 Google on their[ __] shitty products.

1:42:14 This thing doesn't[ __] stay in this magnet.

1:42:19 Common Google L.

1:42:21 Uh, all right.

1:42:24 Honestly, should just get like a Garmin or something, something better.

1:42:27 But I don't know if Garmin does location.

1:42:29 Oh, no, it does.

1:42:30 Yeah, of course it does.

1:42:32 Okay.

1:42:36 Okay.

1:42:37 Okay.

1:42:37 Says,

1:42:39 wa, he's lathering up.

1:42:41 He's at the final boss of lathering.

1:42:42 I'm probably going to put the arm things back on.

1:42:44 I don't really want to.

1:42:46 It's just easier than putting oil all over.

1:42:48 Is it?

1:42:48 It's not that hard.

1:42:49 Just took one second.

1:42:51 [laughter]

1:42:52 I just don't like the feeling.

1:42:53 My main concern is if I fall off, I'm going to rip my arms off.

1:42:56 Um, so that's hope that doesn't happen.

1:42:58 have like a light a light skin coat over it.

1:43:03 Yeah.

1:43:03 Rip your I don't The skins are off.

1:43:05 All right.

1:43:05 I'm going to go toilet real quick.

1:43:07 Sure.

1:43:07 At the moment.

1:43:08 Don't leave me with this.

1:43:09 Where can I put my precious IKEA bag?

1:43:11 Anywhere.

1:43:11 Anywhere.

1:43:13 What is this signing?

1:43:14 So, we're putting a don $1,000.

1:43:16 I'll put it write their name on my hoodie.

1:43:19 Oo.

1:43:19 Yeah, why not?

1:43:20 Well, why don't you do it [laughter] right there?

1:43:23 That's exactly right.

1:43:24 Where does the hoodie go?

1:43:25 Yeah.

1:43:25 Well, I was gonna wear it.

1:43:27 Oh, it'll be soaked with Conor sweat.

1:43:30 Industrial.

1:43:30 [laughter] Oh, thank industrial level.

1:43:32 Nice.

1:43:36 Here are the donations

1:43:37 from the other side of the world.

1:43:39 Good.

1:43:39 I think they're doing well.

1:43:40 Just my two cents.

1:43:41 Keep going.

1:43:43 Maybe cyclon in Puerto Rico.

1:43:46 Maybe the circumference of God.

1:43:49 Let's get to a million.

1:43:50 Just three brothers building up.

1:43:56 So,

1:43:56 you've been busy building artificial super intelligence in your cell.

1:43:59 That's the goal.

1:44:00 That's the goal.

1:44:07 You uh did a video recently and it was like unsubscribe from everyone.

1:44:12 Yes.

1:44:11 Be your own boss.

1:44:12 So, I immediately unsubscribe from Cogva.

1:44:15 And [laughter] uh my life so much so much cleaner.

1:44:19 Yeah.

1:44:19 So much purer.

1:44:20 Just unsubscribe.

1:44:22 Yeah.

1:44:22 I was talking to Ian about it actually on the way.

1:44:24 how much nicer it is to not get like notification bombarded.

1:44:27 I mean, and I actually see your videos now.

1:44:30 Yay.

1:44:30 [laughter]

1:44:31 I did notice though after your video I noticed

1:44:33 I got a dip in our subscribers went down [laughter]

1:44:37 cuz I think we've got we clearly got an over.

1:44:40 Yeah.

1:44:40 Yeah.

1:44:42 No, it's I' I've tried to stop using social media as much.

1:44:45 Uh it's sort of a paradox, isn't it?

1:44:47 It's your whole bloody life and business and

1:44:50 you like your viewers,

1:44:51 but you also hate just going on and having weird[

1:44:54 __] thrown at you all day on like reals and shorts.

1:44:57 Yeah, it was a good video.

1:44:58 Ah, that's cool.

1:44:59 Hit the spot.

1:44:59 Thank you.

1:45:00 What else you been up to apart from creating super intelligence?

1:45:04 When are you going to tell me this?

1:45:05 When are you going to help me out?

1:45:07 I want super intelligence.

1:45:08 My my

1:45:09 You have it already, Chris.

1:45:10 Come on.

1:45:11 What are you talking about?

1:45:12 Smartest bread alive.

1:45:13 I'm working on a on like a manga for fun.

1:45:16 Oh, wow.

1:45:17 Yeah,

1:45:17 for fun.

1:45:18 Just like a shorter thing.

1:45:19 For [laughter] fun.

1:45:20 It's not fun.

1:45:21 You know what?

1:45:21 It's not fun.

1:45:22 I'm going to the moon.

1:45:22 So much fun.

1:45:23 It's a simple task today.

1:45:25 It's a lot of work.

1:45:27 Wow.

1:45:27 I wish I wasn't doing it.

1:45:28 Cuz I mean last year and the year before you were like,

1:45:31 I'm going to learn to draw.

1:45:32 And then you learned that you perfected it.

1:45:34 So I was like,[ __] it.

1:45:35 Even if it's like too difficult.

1:45:37 The final form.

1:45:39 Yeah.

1:45:38 That's awesome.

1:45:39 It'll be a short story.

1:45:40 What's it about?

1:45:41 Uh it'll be more moody.

1:45:44 the guy who misses the train

1:45:46 and gets delayed for the cycle.

1:45:48 Kind of like that.

1:45:49 Like no real story, just more mood.

1:45:52 Say mood.

1:45:53 You're going to have to see it.

1:45:55 I'll give you a coffee.

1:45:55 You do your It's your book out.

1:45:57 Yeah,

1:45:58 I'll sh it later.

1:45:58 Don't worry.

1:46:00 Yeah.

1:45:59 Okay.

1:45:59 Don't worry.

1:46:00 I was worried, but now I'm not.

1:46:01 I'll stick it in your hands and be like, "Shut boy."

1:46:05 But no, it's been a good cycle, actually.

1:46:06 Actually, it's been brutal.

1:46:09 The first week's the toughest cycle we've ever done, actually.

1:46:13 Really?

1:46:12 The wind and rain.

1:46:13 I'm so glad Gale Force Schlatt had to like on the second day.

1:46:17 I heard he was crying.

1:46:18 Well, we got him an ebike.

1:46:19 [laughter] He wasn't crying.

1:46:20 We gave him an ebike and uh after 18 km on the second day, he was like,

1:46:25 "Yo,[ __] this." And you just got in the [laughter] car.

1:46:27 That's how bad it was.

1:46:28 Even with an ebike.

1:46:30 With an ebike.

1:46:30 We spent $3,000 on that ebike.

1:46:33 No.

1:46:32 Where's my ebike?

1:46:34 There's no bike for you.

1:46:35 You're a strong lad.

1:46:36 That's true.

1:46:37 But Schlatt was strong.

1:46:38 He was awesome.

1:46:39 And And he made up for it.

1:46:40 He He matched all the donations for the time

1:46:43 that he wasn't on the bike or something.

1:46:46 Really?

1:46:47 $18,000.

1:46:47 What are you going to match for this morning, [laughter] Felix?

1:46:49 For the 3 hours you went.

1:46:51 I'll make a private donation.

1:46:53 You will never know.

1:46:54 To be fair, you did donate to the cycle before,

1:46:56 and we're very grateful for that.

1:46:58 [laughter] I'll donate.

1:47:00 But that's funny.

1:47:01 He will he'll pay 18 grand just not to cycle.

1:47:04 [laughter]

1:47:05 Poor Al.

1:47:06 Well, he he was betrayed because he was promised an eigh.

1:47:09 Yeah.

1:47:09 and it didn't work.

1:47:10 And so, but he stuck it out.

1:47:12 He went on the yellow bike and he died, but he did it.

1:47:16 It was really impressive.

1:47:17 Yeah.

1:47:17 I'm going to do the same thing.

1:47:18 Are you going to say that's impressive or

1:47:20 I mean, you work out like 400 times my legs.

1:47:24 Yeah.

1:47:24 And then and then you went off to Okinaw with Joey and sat in a hammer.

1:47:26 Oh, really?

1:47:27 She's an Okinaw getting drunk.

1:47:29 Which is where I'd like to be one day.

1:47:31 Okay.

1:47:31 Fair enough.

1:47:32 Love to have it.

1:47:33 I like the vest bowl.

1:47:34 Thank you.

1:47:35 You look like you're about to pull one out.

1:47:37 Felix missed his train stopped because Chad kept yelling tuna pizza.

1:47:41 Gave him Cat Mario flashbacks where everything

1:47:44 goes wrong the second you look away.

1:47:46 What's tuna pizza?

1:47:48 Sounds good though.

1:47:48 It's not good.

1:47:49 You don't want tuna on a pizza.

1:47:51 That's perfect timing for me to announce

1:47:52 for the stream and for the [laughter] whole world.

1:47:54 I am now no longer pescatarian.

1:47:58 I've gone full veggie.

1:47:59 No more fish.

1:48:01 That's right.

1:48:01 I have empathy for the fish now.

1:48:03 What about beef?

1:48:05 No, obviously not.

1:48:05 What about chicken?

1:48:06 Can I stop talking about food?

1:48:08 They talk about tuna pizza.

1:48:11 Oh, how many sweet balls can you swallow whole?

1:48:16 Is that we were talking about pizzas and I like tuna on pizza a lot.

1:48:20 Okay.

1:48:20 Yeah.

1:48:21 Yeah.

1:48:22 People seem disgusted by it.

1:48:23 What?

1:48:23 So you've given up on fish.

1:48:24 That's right.

1:48:25 That's right.

1:48:25 [sighs] Empathy for the fish.

1:48:26 Protecting the fish rather.

1:48:27 I'm protecting the fish.

1:48:28 That's tough.

1:48:28 Giving the fish country.

1:48:29 That's all there is [laughter] to eat.

1:48:32 The one country where fish is in every meal.

1:48:34 I'm not going to eat that.

1:48:36 That's fresh.

1:48:37 Are you Are you vegetarian?

1:48:39 Yeah.

1:48:39 Vegan, right?

1:48:40 No.

1:48:40 Vegan.

1:48:40 Vegetarian?

1:48:41 No.

1:48:41 Do you eat eggs?

1:48:42 I eat ve It doesn't [laughter] m It doesn't matter.

1:48:44 It doesn't matter.

1:48:45 But on pizza is way less uh worse than[ __] corn on pizza.

1:48:49 So

1:48:49 yeah, Japan loves cornmeal pizza.

1:48:51 That's the worst thing ever.

1:48:53 Yeah.

1:48:53 I don't know.

1:48:54 But Japan also puts like menntico like fish eggs on pizza.

1:48:58 That's not bad.

1:48:59 I don't like it.

1:49:00 So bitter.

1:49:01 You like it?

1:49:02 No.

1:49:03 I never had it.

1:49:04 It doesn't sound that bad.

1:49:07 Well,

1:49:07 you don't want that.

1:49:08 You [laughter] don't want them.

1:49:10 We had some really good Italian pizzas two days ago.

1:49:12 Oh my god, they're amazing.

1:49:14 Proud.

1:49:14 Yeah,

1:49:14 they're really pretty[ __] good.

1:49:15 They made their own uh pushutto in house.

1:49:18 Took them like 2 years.

1:49:19 They're like a dry Oh, really?

1:49:22 Yeah.

1:49:21 Oh, damn.

1:49:22 Like super extra.

1:49:23 Everything was like impeccable and they were all really sweet.

1:49:26 What I didn't know about Italy is that each

1:49:28 region has like a different style of making pizza.

1:49:31 Oh, really?

1:49:31 Yeah.

1:49:31 So like having the mozzarella really spread out or like a thin crust.

1:49:35 It's all like different or region based in Italy.

1:49:39 So you can't judge one pizza as all pizza.

1:49:41 Do you have a favorite style?

1:49:42 Uh Napoleon probably Napole Napole Napoleon pizza.

1:49:46 Napoleon pizza.

1:49:47 Yeah.

1:49:47 That's like the more thick uh edges with like u more bread, right?

1:49:52 Yeah.

1:49:52 Yeah.

1:49:52 Yeah.

1:49:52 And then more mozzarell.

1:49:54 A lot of cross.

1:49:55 And like a lot of times the bassel,

1:49:56 you know, for the bassel, that's like a cliche.

1:49:58 No one does that in Italy.

1:50:00 Oh, really?

1:50:00 Fun pizza facts with Felix.

1:50:03 We're getting older.

1:50:04 Watching for more fun pizza facts.

1:50:06 [laughter] Don't put tuna on [clears throat] your pizza.

1:50:10 Wait, why?

1:50:10 I like that.

1:50:11 Okay, I'm just joining the chat.

1:50:13 Okay.

1:50:13 Okay.

1:50:15 Uh and uh we'll make you chat.

1:50:16 At some point today, we'll get you on the bag so you can talk to chat as well.

1:50:19 You can Oh, excellent.

1:50:20 That was really fun.

1:50:20 Yeah, last year after lunch.

1:50:23 Chat's here.

1:50:24 I'm sure I've got some questions for Felix before we have loads of questions.

1:50:30 Shoot.

1:50:29 Um Oh, Felix, not PewDiePie.

1:50:31 Oh, it's the same.

1:50:33 It's the same.

1:50:33 [laughter] Feel disappointed we've got Felix and not PewDiePie.

1:50:36 What's the difference?

1:50:38 Uh, PewDiePie is more like this.

1:50:40 Yeah, man.

1:50:41 [laughter] You guys got to subscribe.

1:50:44 Thanks for the Linux hosting videos.

1:50:46 Oh, yes.

1:50:47 I've set up two servers of my own now,

1:50:49 and I started building one for my parents.

1:50:52 Okay.

1:50:52 Oh, wow.

1:50:53 More servers.

1:50:54 What are you stopping at?

1:50:55 Three.

1:50:56 Well, your top five Darth Punk songs.

1:50:59 What?

1:50:59 Uh, the one that goes down.

1:51:05 Oh, I know.

1:51:06 It really pays off when that big comes.

1:51:08 Isn't that harder, faster, stronger?

1:51:10 No, that's not that's not uh harder.

1:51:13 I'm not going to list all five now.

1:51:14 Is the iconic the iconic bro fist?

1:51:17 Where is it?

1:51:18 Where is it?

1:51:18 Where?

1:51:18 It's going to come at the end.

1:51:20 Come on.

1:51:20 Let's build it up a little bit at 600,000.

1:51:24 Oh, we get a bro at 600,000.

1:51:27 Wherever you want.

1:51:28 Okay.

1:51:29 Why is Norway [laughter] better than whatever I want?

1:51:34 Oh,

1:51:34 why are your muscles so huge?

1:51:36 [laughter]

1:51:36 Oh, thank you.

1:51:37 That's um the steroids.

1:51:41 [laughter]

1:51:42 All meatballs.

1:51:43 Swedish meatballs.

1:51:43 Why you asking the worst questions?

1:51:45 That's the only question.

1:51:46 Because that's the basically Felix, what do you think about Finland?

1:51:51 Uh Finland's all right.

1:51:52 They keep the Russians out.

1:51:53 No offense, Russians, [laughter]

1:51:55 but they'd like to dy.

1:51:57 Uh, what's better, Norway or Sweden?

1:51:59 Excited to see that donation.

1:52:01 Why would you even ask me that?

1:52:04 Disgusting.

1:52:04 Also, Chris, that's like comparing what's the car to what?

1:52:08 Oh, dear.

1:52:08 [snorts and laughter]

1:52:11 I gave you a chance.

1:52:13 I gave you a ask good questions.

1:52:16 What's in my pocket?

1:52:17 I do have too many pockets of my own now.

1:52:20 And I have the one for my parents.

1:52:23 Pause for now.

1:52:24 Pause the audio.

1:52:25 Finland mentioned one person was happy.

1:52:27 That's good.

1:52:30 Uh, wait, how do I stop the chat?

1:52:32 It keeps going.

1:52:33 How I can't You can read the ones where people paid money.

1:52:36 Oh, okay.

1:52:37 I read the one that paid money for charity.

1:52:38 For charity usually slightly higher quality.

1:52:41 Slightly higher quality.

1:52:43 It's true.

1:52:43 Well, we need more donations.

1:52:45 We need more donations.

1:52:46 More donations.

1:52:47 So, you've got 60ishk to do now.

1:52:50 Not too bad.

1:52:50 That's Yeah, that should be manageable for someone that hasn't cycled in a year.

1:52:54 You have a good level of like base fitness.

1:52:56 You should be okay.

1:52:58 Uh you don't do cardio much though, do you?

1:53:00 No, never.

1:53:00 Ever.

1:53:01 So, you just do weights?

1:53:03 Uh I only do calisthenics.

1:53:05 I told you like the prison workout kind of thing.

1:53:07 God, I I That seems so hard to get into like initially.

1:53:12 No, that's the easiest thing in the world to get into.

1:53:14 You literally just

1:53:16 It takes a lot of persistence though.

1:53:17 Serious persistence.

1:53:18 Surely.

1:53:19 No, it's just a routine.

1:53:20 Can you do a push-up one arm?

1:53:22 Yes.

1:53:22 Sure.

1:53:22 [laughter] No, Chris.

1:53:23 This is okay.

1:53:25 Come on.

1:53:25 Stop making him back.

1:53:26 He's got to give back.

1:53:27 He's got to give back.

1:53:28 Why is he giving back?

1:53:29 [laughter] Well, there's a there's a trick to it where

1:53:32 like if you do it like this, it's really hard.

1:53:33 But if you separate you should

1:53:36 separate your uh wa You could probably do it.

1:53:41 I thought you had to do it like hold your hand like that.

1:53:43 Am I crazy?

1:53:44 Oh, is that I thought you you hold like I don't know if I'm easier.

1:53:47 Yeah, right.

1:53:47 That is easier.

1:53:48 Okay, so what should you do?

1:53:50 How did you do that?

1:53:51 Okay, so down

1:53:52 and then Yeah.

1:53:52 Keep your legs separated.

1:53:55 Okay.

1:53:54 And then focus your weight over on your main arm.

1:53:57 Okay.

1:53:57 Let's do this, right?

1:53:58 And then arm behind your back.

1:54:02 Come on.

1:54:02 Yeah.

1:54:03 Oh my god, that's tough.

1:54:04 [applause]

1:54:04 That's right.

1:54:05 I'll do it later on tonight.

1:54:06 [laughter] Oh,[ __]

1:54:07 See, you got it.

1:54:08 You got it.

1:54:09 What do you do in a day?

1:54:11 I don't really do it.

1:54:12 [laughter] All my blood went to my hand.

1:54:13 You do a handstand push-up.

1:54:15 I've been trying to do that.

1:54:16 This is not the circus I've been trying to do.

1:54:18 Well, the main goal I want to do is like a one- arm pull-up.

1:54:20 That'd be serious.

1:54:21 But I'm way off.

1:54:22 I can do like Damn it.

1:54:25 What's your weight these days?

1:54:27 [laughter] 75.

1:54:28 Chris, what are these questions you're asking him?

1:54:30 This is so invasive.

1:54:32 This is [laughter] the[ __] physique aspir.

1:54:34 I need to know the secret.

1:54:37 I'll send you my workout program.

1:54:38 Okay.

1:54:38 I don't [laughter] think it's the workout is the issue.

1:54:40 Let's just clarify this.

1:54:41 This is not a workout diff.

1:54:43 This is a This is a diet difference.

1:54:45 You got to go veggie, bro.

1:54:46 I think I've got the fish.

1:54:48 I've got Felix's muscles, but they they're sort of hidden underneath.

1:54:51 [laughter]

1:54:51 See, that's what I was saying.

1:54:52 You have the potential to be absolutely shredded.

1:54:55 Potential.

1:54:55 He's got[ __] potential.

1:54:57 Yeah, but you brain works is that when you tell him

1:55:00 that, it it hits the same neurons as actually achieving his goal.

1:55:03 [laughter] So now he feels like I'm shredded.

1:55:07 I'm shredded.

1:55:08 I don't need Let's celebrate with a English breakfast.

1:55:12 [laughter] I could see the faint outline of a six-pack two weeks ago.

1:55:16 And then I started carb loading and it all went to[ __]

1:55:19 You got you got to get past that like 3 week or whatever how long it takes you.

1:55:25 Yeah.

1:55:25 I'll do it after cycle.

1:55:26 No, you won't.

1:55:27 That's it.

1:55:27 After

1:55:28 next time you see me, Connor, I have a six-pack.

1:55:30 Really?

1:55:31 You'll have a six-pack the next time I see you.

1:55:33 What wasn't that a thing like last or two years?

1:55:35 Been saying this for years.

1:55:36 Things always [laughter] come up.

1:55:37 Things always come up.

1:55:39 He's been saying this for years.

1:55:42 __] mean.

1:55:42 They give me free[ __] drinks all day.

1:55:44 [laughter]

1:55:47 I'm sure if Felix opened a bar, there'd be moderation involved.

1:55:49 There'd be What would be your drink at the bar?

1:55:53 Me?

1:55:53 Yeah.

1:55:54 Drink.

1:55:54 I don't drink alcohol.

1:55:55 So maybe.

1:55:56 What would be your That would be the first step.

1:55:58 Stop drinking alcoh I I basically stopped drinking this year.

1:56:01 I drink like once every two or three weeks.

1:56:03 Oh, nice.

1:56:04 I just don't have hangovers, man.

1:56:06 It's I'm too old for it.

1:56:07 Yeah.

1:56:07 I don't know how people do.

1:56:08 When you reach slope 30, it goes downhill fast.

1:56:11 We reach 35.

1:56:12 Oh,

1:56:13 everything.

1:56:13 Everything goes downhill.

1:56:15 You have no idea.

1:56:16 Every [laughter]

1:56:17 really?

1:56:17 Is that bad?

1:56:18 It's that bad.

1:56:20 And you sleep in a weird position.

1:56:22 You're gone for 2 weeks.

1:56:23 Like your neck is not [laughter] You're 36 now, right?

1:56:27 Yeah.

1:56:27 Yeah.

1:56:27 Yeah.

1:56:28 Recently your birthday, was it?

1:56:29 Few weeks.

1:56:29 No.

1:56:30 No.

1:56:30 But I know yours is coming up.

1:56:31 Wait, what?

1:56:31 Your birthday is October.

1:56:32 November.