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0:00 Oh, okay.

0:02 Man, no way.

0:04 This guy sounds no way.

0:07 Oh,

0:07 where's his wife?

0:08 Huh?

0:09 Huh?

0:09 Where's the kid?

0:10 I'm one of them

0:11 for sure.

0:13 Oh.

0:13 Oh,

0:14 I rotate my like this Rubik's cube.

0:17 [laughter] [cheering]

0:22 Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

0:23 Give it up for our guest, Greg Mchu.

0:26 Thank you.

0:27 Okay, let's talk about effortless.

0:29 How did the transition go from essentialism to effortless?

0:34 Well, the whole point is that it's not enough

0:36 to know what's essential or to eliminate what's not essential,

0:39 you have to make it as easy as possible to do the thing that matters most.

0:43 Instead of trying to do it the hard way and then

0:46 you actually never get anywhere towards what really matters to you.

0:50 Yeah.

0:50 Even when I finished essentialism the first time,

0:52 it was like, "Oh, man." It's like,

0:54 but at some point, you have the capacity of everything you can do,

0:58 even if you're doing what's essential.

1:00 Then it's like, well, how do you reduce the effort?

1:02 And I swear to God, it was like the book came out like a week later.

1:06 It was like effortless.

1:07 Oh my god, this guy.

1:09 And there it is.

1:10 That's what it is.

1:11 Let's make it effort.

1:12 You manifested the book through me.

1:14 This is

1:14 That's it.

1:14 That's it.

1:15 You should be [clears throat] getting the royalties.

1:16 Look, let's not get [laughter] crazy.

1:19 Well, look, this category right here is people

1:20 doing things with the absolute greatest of ease.

1:24 Take a look at effortlessness.

1:31 Okay.

1:31 Doing a little bit of this tre flip.

1:35 Oh, magic.

1:37 Man, look.

1:38 He's never going to get paid from it.

1:39 No, it's never going to take him anywhere.

1:41 But boy, it was borderline magical.

1:44 It'll take him to another garage.

1:46 [laughter] Yeah.

1:47 Oh, come on, fella.

1:48 You got it.

1:49 Is he calling the fish?

1:51 Oh.

1:51 Oh, man.

1:51 We got shy.

1:52 That was close.

1:53 Got shy.

1:53 There's that little bait right there.

1:54 Get him.

1:56 Got him.

1:57 Man, that is the most effortless fishing ever in all of America.

2:01 Yeah, of course.

2:01 Tie-dye America.

2:02 Never seen it,

2:03 man.

2:03 Respect.

2:04 I find it funny that effortlessness.

2:06 The category has turned [music] so Americana.

2:09 [laughter]

2:11 We're number one.

2:11 It's just like it's just deep deep America right now.

2:19 Oh,

2:18 is this also red, white, and blue?

2:20 Oh, man.

2:21 A a science.

2:25 Look, [laughter] easy.

2:27 Now, what is it?

2:29 What is a recreational pilot drink?

2:33 Soup.

2:32 I think it is soup.

2:35 Oh, man.

2:36 I keep hydrated.

2:38 That's taking it to another level.

2:40 Born, hydrated, cruising, easily flowing.

2:44 There you have it for effortlessness.

2:47 [applause] Okay, I've done a lot of trick shots.

2:52 I've done a lot of stunts.

2:53 I've done a lot of like crazy things,

2:56 but if you look at the footage of me doing I'm trying hard.

2:59 It's always one of the things I regret, you know?

3:01 Like I want to do a trick shot, you know,

3:03 instead of like when I'm doing a trick shot,

3:05 it's like, you know, it's like everything I got, you see it on me.

3:09 Like I'd rather it be like,

3:11 you know, you know, CGI.

3:13 Yeah.

3:13 I just want to be able to look casual and do it,

3:16 you know, like where I'm not trying.

3:18 Um, Brooke, you ever done a a trick shot of any type?

3:21 I mean, I don't really trick shot often.

3:25 Oh, I know you wouldn't I wouldn't expect you to, you know what I mean?

3:28 But at the at the least, have you ever like uh coied into a trash can?

3:32 I have like had like like minor things where I'm like, I love this attention.

3:36 Like I did it.

3:37 Cool.

3:38 Yeah.

3:38 Now, did it work out?

3:39 Was it the right attention?

3:41 Yes, it's always the right attention.

3:43 Good.

3:43 Good.

3:43 Okay.

3:43 Well, look, maybe you'll be inspired by this category

3:46 of people doing really cool things with no effort.

3:49 Take a look at casually kickass.

3:51 [applause] [cheering] Oh, okay.

4:00 Man, I don't even need to try to shoot these shots.

4:03 Easy, easy work.

4:05 And he kept going.

4:06 I love that guy,

4:08 man.

4:08 it to a perfect bounce.

4:10 Back to my workout.

4:12 I would see that I I have to marry that guy.

4:14 Marry that guy.

4:15 Hey, this is the man we're married.

4:16 He's listening right now.

4:17 You think so?

4:18 He's going to find you.

4:20 Merry Christmas.

4:20 Well, no.

4:20 I'd rather be this guy.

4:23 Think of it.

4:24 That's it.

4:26 Okay.

4:26 Okay.

4:26 He threw it down.

4:27 I've never seen anybody even attempt an air shot.

4:29 Me either.

4:30 That was kind of wild.

4:31 I'm going to do it after.

4:32 You're a throat goat.

4:34 Okay.

4:34 Okay.

4:36 What he's not is a throat goat.

4:37 Oh, good.

4:40 Oh, everything with the kill.

4:42 Oh.

4:42 Oh, okay.

4:44 Hey.

4:46 Oh, he is the luckiest man alive.

4:49 Okay.

4:50 The primary reason for camouflage is to fool people.

4:54 Okay.

4:54 You know, you got that, you know,

4:56 army camouflage to make yourself look like a bush.

4:59 Yeah.

4:59 Yeah.

4:59 Okay.

5:00 A lot of people have fake rocks in front of their houses.

5:03 That scream, "This is where my key is." That's it.

5:06 That's it.

5:06 You guys ever own the fake rock with a key in it?

5:09 No.

5:09 No.

5:09 What about your current home?

5:10 Does it have a fake rock with a key in it?

5:12 Yeah.

5:12 It's right there in the front.

5:13 [laughter] Yeah.

5:13 On the left side.

5:14 What you want to do, buddy?

5:17 Oh man.

5:18 Right next to the road.

5:19 Robin under the mat.

5:20 We got [laughter] Sterling's address, his fake raw,

5:24 where he get what ATM he uses.

5:26 [laughter]

5:28 Like what?

5:29 Yes.

5:29 America, find him.

5:31 [laughter]

5:31 He's super generous.

5:33 Okay.

5:34 Uh look, this category is people tricking people in all different types of ways.

5:39 Take a look at fom.

5:41 [applause] [music]

5:46 Okay.

5:47 Oh.

5:47 All right.

5:48 Little hungry.

5:48 This is okay.

5:49 Weird way to cut pizza, but okay.

5:51 Oh, so you can steal some and then put it back together.

5:54 Oh, good.

5:55 Door Dash is doing this to you right now.

5:57 That's it.

5:57 That's it.

5:57 And then will you know the difference?

5:59 No.

6:00 If you have just sort of a slightly wonky shaped pizza,

6:03 you don't know.

6:04 That was beautifully done.

6:05 Yeah, it's true.

6:06 That's true.

6:07 Been doing this for a while.

6:08 [laughter]

6:11 Um, okay.

6:12 He not even dressed like security.

6:15 All right.

6:16 It's a lint roller.

6:16 It's a lint roller, too.

6:18 Okay.

6:19 All right.

6:19 Yeah, you good.

6:21 Spread it out.

6:22 No, you good.

6:24 All right.

6:24 You get in there.

6:25 [laughter] Just go ahead and chop.

6:27 Here we go, man.

6:31 So, you you just have a problem.

6:33 This was so intricately

6:35 Yeah, that's crazy.

6:36 I'm not doing all this with a spinoff ice either.

6:38 [laughter] Yeah.

6:39 How long would that take to just cut each slice and stack it up?

6:43 That's a long time for a shmear knife.

6:46 [laughter] Whoa.

6:51 Okay.

6:51 Oh, man.

6:52 Go back.

6:52 Go back.

6:53 That's funny.

6:54 This works.

6:54 I have a idea.

6:56 You have a toe like that.

6:57 Not like that.

6:57 Like that, but like that.

6:59 Listen to me.

6:59 I'm going to use this.

7:03 That's Yes.

7:03 That toe is much better.

7:05 [applause] Okay.

7:06 Look, sometimes you you fall.

7:09 That's it.

7:10 Ends up being a blessing.

7:11 Yes.

7:11 You know what I mean?

7:12 Saves you from something worse.

7:13 That's it.

7:14 That's it.

7:14 Everything comes for a reason.

7:16 You know what I mean?

7:16 And sometimes you think something bad's going to happen.

7:19 You know what I mean?

7:20 Say you're in a car accident.

7:21 You get shot out the sunroof.

7:23 Yeah.

7:23 And like it seems like this is going to be a catastrophic moment,

7:26 but instead God puts you down in grass like

7:28 a little pillow and you get up and you walk away.

7:31 What do you call that?

7:33 A blessing.

7:34 Okay.

7:34 What do you call it?

7:35 That wasn't the right answer.

7:36 Same thing.

7:37 Best case scenario.

7:38 All right.

7:38 Next.

7:39 [laughter]

7:40 Okay.

7:41 That was good.

7:41 Too basic.

7:43 Okay.

7:43 I'm hunting for a category title.

7:45 [laughter]

7:47 Yeah.

7:46 I'll tell you what I call accidentally awesome.

7:49 Take a look.

7:53 Okay.

7:52 I didn't mean to do it.

7:56 Oh.

7:56 Oh.

7:57 Oh.

7:58 Get back up now.

7:59 SHE DOES WIN IT.

8:02 WOW.

8:03 Looks right at the camera like

8:04 you got that.

8:05 Caught magic.

8:08 Oh.

8:10 Hey.

8:10 Oh, here we go.

8:12 Oh.

8:12 Oh.

8:15 And then into my next trick.

8:17 Save the day.

8:17 Meant to do it.

8:18 Oh, look at that.

8:19 Man, why man?

8:20 Man, why you got to grab the booty?

8:22 Save the day.

8:23 One-handed booty scratch.

8:25 [laughter] Top speed.

8:27 I'm predicting 95.

8:29 Here we go.

8:30 95.

8:35 Hey.

8:36 Uh, not 95, more like 70, but still a strike.

8:39 We'll be right back with more ridiculous.

8:42 [applause] Okay.

8:43 I've jumped down a lot of cool things.

8:46 I'm sure you have.

8:47 I've jumped off buildings.

8:49 I jumped out like 18 stairs once.

8:51 You know what I mean?

8:52 I jumped off the back of a neighbor's shed over their yard

8:55 over our fence and rolled it out when I was like seven, eight.

8:59 Wow.

8:59 That was nice.

9:00 You were destined.

9:01 Now, could you tell me the story of your most exciting jump in your entire life?

9:06 Most exciting.

9:07 I'm trying to think of the biggest jump,

9:08 man.

9:09 Okay, look.

9:09 I'm stairs.

9:10 I do I always do stairs as a kid.

9:12 Yeah.

9:12 Look,

9:12 I wasn't counting them, though.

9:13 I wasn't doing like 18.

9:14 Look, guys, you've never jumped.

9:16 No.

9:16 Respect.

9:17 It's not our thing, you know.

9:19 Scott, you should started there.

9:20 That's a skit.

9:21 Yeah, I guess.

9:22 You know,

9:22 kind of jumps.

9:23 Not everybody's uh meant to jump, I guess.

9:26 I thought it was more standard issue and everybody had a jump story.

9:29 At least everybody in this category, they have a unique jump story.

9:32 Take a look at Legendary Leaps.

9:35 Now, jump to a conclusion.

9:37 [laughter] I do.

9:38 I do that a lot.

9:40 Oh.

9:41 Oh.

9:41 Oh.

9:42 Hey.

9:43 Okay.

9:43 Okay.

9:44 Oh.

9:44 Take the off.

9:46 Oh.

9:46 Oh, [cheering] hey.

9:49 I think they both having fun.

9:50 That's what I'm saying.

9:51 He's having fun with that.

9:52 Hey, they're having fun.

9:53 I'm having FOMO.

9:54 Yeah,

9:55 cuz I'm like really thinking to myself, damn, in my leap days,

9:58 I would have loved to jump sheep, you know.

10:02 Oh.

10:02 Uhoh.

10:03 Oh my.

10:05 Oh.

10:05 Oh.

10:06 First of all, man, my man's an allar.

10:09 [laughter] That's it.

10:10 This is championship level.

10:11 If you can leap an entire like fruit section, you're a champion.

10:15 For him to go over is insane.

10:18 That was his first his first shot.

10:21 I'm jumping over there.

10:22 Grocery warrior,

10:24 man.

10:24 I'm clearing it, man.

10:25 And like that.

10:27 You don't know WHAT TO DO.

10:28 THEY GOT HIM.

10:29 OF COURSE THEY GOT HIM.

10:31 LISTEN TO ME.

10:31 I would have much rather thought he got away.

10:34 I'm just like I'm like, damn, he made it.

10:36 This is This guy did it.

10:38 I wanted to see him get away.

10:41 All right.

10:41 Now you're just playing with your life.

10:45 Oh.

10:46 Oh.

10:47 Oh man.

10:47 OH MY GOSH.

10:48 I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO make it cuz his do-rag cape is out.

10:51 I KNEW HE COULD I KNEW HE COULD FLY.

10:54 HE going to fly across the show.

10:57 Black man is here.

10:59 Just snatch your wig.

11:01 LIKE WHY DID he do that?

11:05 Oh, he back off, man.

11:07 Unexpected ending for us completely.

11:10 Give it up for our guest Polo X.

11:13 [cheering and applause] Okay.

11:14 Look, you know, you wrote your first rap at 9 years old.

11:18 Okay.

11:19 Like when did you first record a song?

11:22 Uh, I first recorded a song I was 17.

11:24 Okay.

11:24 So, did you write all those years before you ever recorded?

11:27 Yeah, I used to treat rap like a hobby.

11:30 Like I rap in the back of the classroom with my friends

11:33 or sometimes I'll rap to my family in the crib.

11:36 And what the family say?

11:38 They they rocked with it.

11:39 You know, that was my first family.

11:41 [laughter] Look, I hope so.

11:44 I hope they said, "Man, you going to do it." You know what I mean?

11:47 Instead, they're like, "Oh, here we go.

11:48 Here we go.

11:49 9 years old, maybe.

11:51 10, I don't know.

11:52 11, 12.

11:52 We might as well record this at 17." Oh, here we go.

11:55 We're off and running.

11:56 Look, everybody in this category has a talent that they're starting very early.

12:00 Take a look at started young.

12:05 [cheering] [applause] OH, YEAH.

12:11 You were a bro at 5 years old.

12:14 [laughter] Was that a wave he did it off of?

12:17 Yeah, that was crazy.

12:20 Yeah, his hair slick back like he Pat Riley or something.

12:22 I just love just born a bro.

12:26 [laughter]

12:27 Oh, oh man.

12:29 Oh, oh, oh.

12:30 Punching, huh?

12:31 Punching sideways.

12:33 Man, she's stomping everybody out.

12:37 Let somebody question them braids.

12:38 Let somebody question them braids.

12:42 [laughter]

12:42 She beat your ass.

12:43 You got the vacation braids in all year round.

12:45 Oh man.

12:46 Vacation braids in just somebody to say something.

12:49 You can get these hands.

12:52 He is his dad for sure.

12:56 Pull man.

12:57 Okay.

12:57 What they training for, fam?

12:59 What you the Hunger Games?

13:00 He's surviving.

13:01 He's surviving for sure.

13:03 That's it, man.

13:03 Cuz he's got to he's got to go hunt for the family

13:07 after the apocalypse, [laughter] you know.

13:13 [cheering] Oh, what you got?

13:13 HE RA YOU SAY, "HEY, BRO." He did NOT POP HIS COLLAR ON A SIX-YEAR-OLD, RIGHT?

13:20 He said, "Tell your mama that." Tell your [laughter] tell your mama I said hi.

13:26 Oh.

13:26 Oh.

13:26 Oh.

13:27 Oh.

13:28 Oh.

13:28 Yeah.

13:28 He got him.

13:29 He definitely got him.

13:30 Oh, he's coming back.

13:31 Hey.

13:32 Hey.

13:33 Oh, he's smoking weed.

13:35 [laughter] Listen.

13:37 Listen.

13:37 You look.

13:38 You can't hype the crowd up at six with like smoking weed smoking back Carl.

13:46 Oh man.

13:47 All right.

13:48 Oh.

13:53 Oh man.

13:53 That's it.

13:54 Take the hat off, old man.

13:56 You got served.

13:58 [applause] Okay, let's talk about hood poet.

14:00 It It means more than hood poet, right?

14:03 So you built a whole acronym.

14:04 Like what is the acronym?

14:06 Her acronym is he overcame obstacles during pain or emotional trauma.

14:12 That's it.

14:12 And and and [applause] so like why did you what was the concept behind that?

14:19 It was just like me thinking about a lot of stuff that I went through

14:22 in my life and then how I overcame

14:24 a lot just like with my thought process, you know,

14:27 just the evolution, the continuous growth of yourself

14:30 from from where you were to where you are now.

14:33 Sure.

14:33 Uh okay.

14:33 Everybody in this category right now,

14:35 they are being pressed to the edge, but they are overcoming.

14:39 Take a look at overcoming obstacles.

14:44 [applause] [cheering]

14:48 Okay, we getting dangerous.

14:51 Oh, we're safe.

14:52 That's how I used to ride skateboards.

14:54 [laughter]

14:56 He wasn't the happiest dudes ever.

14:58 His laugh just so infectious.

15:00 [laughter] I miss Peewee Herman.

15:03 Why are you so jolly?

15:05 Hey Will, make this shot.

15:07 You got Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.

15:10 He said, "You make this shot, you got my he

15:24 I hate to say it, but Destiny stepped in." [laughter] Okay.

15:30 Going for the glory.

15:32 One in wins.

15:34 Okay.

15:35 All right.

15:36 Oh, man.

15:36 Go back.

15:37 She never believed in her.

15:38 No, she she gave up as soon as she threw it.

15:41 The moment she got the ball in the hand, she didn't believe.

15:43 Let's just go, honey.

15:45 And she gave up and quit.

15:46 This is why I don't play this game.

15:48 She threw it around.

15:50 No, but you made it.

15:52 She's now a winner.

15:53 We'll be right back with more ridiculousness.

15:57 Either [applause] you ever experienced um Defying Gravity?

16:02 Have you ever been weightless?

16:03 I thought you were talking about some wicked.

16:05 [laughter] I just trying to get into some wicked singing.

16:08 Oh, is that Did it feel a song?

16:09 Right.

16:09 Defying gravity, right?

16:10 Okay.

16:12 Yeah.

16:12 I uh never heard of it.

16:14 Never heard of it.

16:15 [laughter]

16:16 Uh but I have once been up in one of those zerog planes, you know,

16:20 where they boom boom,

16:21 they go down and then you just like float around like a astronaut.

16:25 Like at Universal, those things.

16:26 No, no, no.

16:27 It's like a plane.

16:28 I'm in a giant plane.

16:29 I'm in a plane

16:30 where you're in like a 747 where it does like the Oh, you just in Okay.

16:34 Yeah.

16:34 Yeah.

16:34 Like real deal.

16:36 Okay.

16:36 Real flight.

16:36 Yeah.

16:37 It's like what space people practicing.

16:39 Okay.

16:39 Space people.

16:40 747s.

16:40 [laughter]

16:42 Yeah.

16:42 Look,

16:42 they're practicing on South.

16:44 Listen, look, I don't I'm sorry that the way it came out seemed like I'm lying,

16:49 [laughter] but it's factual.

16:51 Space people.

16:51 It's I know space people is somewhere between an astronaut and an alien,

16:56 [laughter] but I assure you I meant astronaut.

17:00 Okay, everybody in this category,

17:03 they're almost magic cuz they're all defying gravity.

17:06 Take a look.

17:09 [cheering and applause] He's a captain.

17:15 He's a captain.

17:15 He knows.

17:17 He knows the waves.

17:21 Hey man.

17:22 Hey, that one was pretty cool though, man.

17:23 That was some Avenger right there.

17:25 Listen, it's the greatest thing this man's ever seen in his life.

17:28 Yeah.

17:28 Okay.

17:28 He paid for the trip.

17:29 He going to enjoy every [laughter] part of it.

17:35 [laughter] YEAH.

17:37 OH, MAN.

17:39 That's an extra charge.

17:40 Oh, man.

17:45 Okay.

17:45 All right.

17:45 I pull dancing class.

17:48 Go in there.

17:49 Just

17:49 pretty cool though, you know.

17:51 Pretty strong.

17:52 Yeah.

17:52 Like so.

17:53 Yeah.

17:53 So he's using his wrist to turn himself.

17:55 What's he doing?

17:56 Yeah.

17:56 The torque twerking it.

17:59 Terrer or twerk.

18:00 [laughter]

18:01 It's probably both on him.

18:04 Okay.

18:04 Is he using his belly button?

18:06 Oh, his stomach.

18:07 That baby belly is strong.

18:09 Oh man.

18:10 Oh my god.

18:10 That is impressive.

18:11 I want to be shaped like you, Dad.

18:14 Man, I just I wonder how these guys got up there.

18:18 Okay, you got to This is that big wire right straight through the shovel.

18:23 Is it though?

18:24 Like never seen this,

18:27 man.

18:28 How am I going to get down, man?

18:30 I just to not get paid though at all is crazy, man.

18:33 He's about to get paid.

18:34 This is magic.

18:35 Please pay this man.

18:36 Look, he's about to get paid.

18:37 He's just setting up like ready to work.

18:40 Okay.

18:41 and statue.

18:44 [applause] You know, anytime I'm about to drop any type of food,

18:50 it's like the end of the world.

18:51 You know what I'm saying?

18:52 Like, I'd be willing to risk it all to try to save it for no for no reason.

18:55 It's cuz your body's ready to eat at that point.

18:57 Once you already have the food, why don't I just let it drop

19:00 and do what with it?

19:02 And move on.

19:03 Yeah.

19:03 Go get another one.

19:04 I don't know.

19:04 Why do I need to save food every time I'm about to drop it?

19:07 Cuz nobody wants to waste food.

19:08 Yeah.

19:08 You know, I think it's now that I now that I say it out loud,

19:11 I think it's part of our DNA.

19:12 Natural instinct.

19:14 Yeah.

19:14 Cuz like if it was, you know,

19:16 5,000 years ago and I was dropping a little bit of deer liver.

19:22 Yeah.

19:21 You know what I'm saying?

19:23 I wouldn't want that deer liver to be dirty.

19:25 Yeah.

19:25 They probably should eat that though.

19:28 They were still running through that.

19:29 That was seasoning.

19:30 Listen.

19:30 Listen, [laughter] listen.

19:31 Back then, they didn't even know dirty.

19:33 You know what I mean?

19:34 They didn't even know anything could be dirty.

19:36 You know what I mean?

19:36 And all liver was great liver, you know.

19:39 Uh, [laughter] but look,

19:40 this category right here is all people dropping

19:42 food but catching it before it's too late.

19:45 Take a look at snack catastrophe avoided.

19:49 Real heroes right here.

19:50 I feel pretty good about my catching abilities.

19:53 Oh.

19:54 Oh.

19:55 Boom.

19:56 Oh man.

19:59 YEAH.

19:59 YOU GUYS SEE THAT, RIGHT?

20:01 That was the craziest thing ever.

20:02 Oh man, it's a full plate.

20:04 But yeah, he has it right.

20:07 Where's the food?

20:07 The food stays on though, right?

20:09 Yeah, I think gravity like keeps it in with the flip.

20:12 What do we

20:13 I'm going to eat it.

20:13 Oh my god.

20:14 I'm going to eat it now.

20:16 That was the craziest thing ever.

20:18 The craziest thing ever.

20:20 That's crazy.

20:20 He's the whole life.

20:22 That was the craziest thing ever.

20:26 Yeah.

20:26 Oh man.

20:27 Oh, that means so much.

20:28 Hey, that's it.

20:30 It do feel a little dirty though.

20:31 Still

20:32 your hands all over.

20:32 Yeah.

20:33 Your hands all over it.

20:34 Yeah.

20:35 This what I This how it always is.

20:36 It gets a little bit of slipping.

20:38 You do everything you can.

20:41 Oh, okay.

20:42 Oh, man.

20:43 So, you lost like three fries.

20:44 I'm cool with that.

20:45 Really?

20:45 A little bit of bread, a little bit of fries,

20:47 and an MCL.

20:49 Wow.

20:49 [laughter]

20:50 The food didn't drop, but the knee's dead.

20:52 That knee buckled in.

20:53 Crazy.

20:55 Oh.

20:56 Oh.

20:57 Oh, man.

20:58 Save the Oh, just the

21:00 kind of Oh, man.

21:01 And listen, you're a hero, but just a little bit.

21:04 You saved a bit of cake.

21:06 There you have it for Snackastrophe avoided.

21:10 [applause] You know, Matt, like when did you realize like you were talented?

21:16 When when what validated you that was like,

21:18 man, okay, I think I can be a comedian,

21:21 what validated to where like, okay, I actually have a talent at this.

21:26 Probably got to say getting asked to do ridiculousness with Rob Deer.

21:29 probably probably that's the most validating experience.

21:33 But if we're talking historically, I did a talent show in seventh grade.

21:40 Okay.

21:39 It felt like by God, too.

21:40 The girl sitting next to me asked me,

21:42 "What do you want to be when you grow up?" And I was like,

21:44 "I think I want to be a comedian on Q." Home room teacher came in and was like,

21:47 "We're doing a talent show." And I was like, "I'm going to I'm going to do that.

21:50 It's going to change everything." It didn't.

21:53 Well, it didn't.

21:53 I mean, it did though.

21:54 I didn't kiss a girl for like four more years.

21:57 Oh, man.

21:57 Forget about that tongue.

21:59 [laughter] It was about that spark of belief, you know what I mean?

22:03 Oh, yeah.

22:03 Did you bring the the house down in that that show?

22:06 It went about as good as it could have.

22:07 I did like some knockk knockock jokes I read on the internet,

22:10 roasted some teachers, which, you know, now that I'm like replaying it,

22:13 that was like probably the first time I did crowd work ever.

22:15 Yeah.

22:16 Yeah.

22:16 So, that turned into something, I guess.

22:17 That's it.

22:18 This category right here is all people with talents

22:20 that are never going to take them to the big time.

22:22 Take a look at totally useless talents.

22:25 Okay, let's break them on this show.

22:28 This could be your moment.

22:31 Look at you.

22:31 You're the banana guy.

22:33 What you don't want to be is the [laughter] banana guy.

22:37 Oh, what you don't want to be.

22:39 This what you want to be, man.

22:40 This man's making 100 grand a month on only fans.

22:45 Yeah.

22:45 Yeah.

22:45 This is a totally different show in Amsterdam.

22:47 You've been You know the one I'm talking about.

22:49 [laughter] Oh, no.

22:54 There's somewhere to take this.

22:55 I don't know where.

22:56 But can he only do two is my question.

22:57 Yeah.

22:58 I want to see a three.

22:59 Throw up some gang signs.

23:00 Show me.

23:01 Yeah.

23:01 Can you rep your set?

23:03 No, man.

23:04 These are the peaceful toes.

23:07 Discovered I had musical teeth and no one believed me,

23:09 but I'm going to show you.

23:10 Ready?

23:10 Oh, boy.

23:15 Okay.

23:14 Why?

23:14 Why the horse song?

23:19 I hate how it just takes her lip away completely.

23:22 Man, tell me you were homeschooled without telling me you were home.

23:24 No friends.

23:27 No.

23:26 Oh no.

23:27 Oh no.

23:28 So that's that is that's not

23:30 No.

23:30 There is nothing that she's ever going to be able to do with that.

23:33 We will be right back with more ridiculous.

23:36 Give it up for our guest for Maria.

23:40 [applause] Okay.

23:42 So I understand you you've broken your hand on the challenge.

23:45 Is that the worst injury that you've had?

23:47 Yeah, that was one of the worst.

23:48 I thought it was going to take me out of the game.

23:49 And so when I was crying, it wasn't because of the pain.

23:52 It was because I didn't want them to to make me go home.

23:54 So they let me keep playing with the one hand.

23:56 Like where they put a cast on or you just had to wrap it up?

23:59 I had the full cast,

24:00 but like my hand was like numb and I couldn't like move my fingers or anything.

24:04 So I just kind of I was like, but I still want to keep playing.

24:06 I could do it with one hand.

24:08 So So what how did you end up uh doing in that afterwards?

24:11 The elimination was uh punching holes through a wall and climbing to the top.

24:16 And I couldn't somehow figure out how to do it with my cast on.

24:19 You think might have been I should have just

24:20 used the cast honestly to bust through the wall,

24:22 but it didn't work out for me.

24:24 You got eliminated.

24:25 I did.

24:26 That's sad.

24:27 Sad.

24:27 You don't deserve to be eliminated.

24:29 Well, look, just like you toughed it out with that hand.

24:31 This whole category is dedicated to those that are just using one hand.

24:35 Take a look at one-handed heroes.

24:38 [cheering] [applause] Oh, wow.

24:44 Okay, man.

24:46 No way.

24:46 This guy mean

24:48 No way.

24:50 Oh,

24:50 where's his wife?

24:50 Huh?

24:51 Huh?

24:52 Huh?

24:52 Where's the kid?

24:53 I want him

24:54 for sure.

24:55 Oh.

24:56 Oh.

24:56 I rotate my like this Rubik's cube.

24:58 [laughter]

25:01 No.

25:01 No.

25:03 Done.

25:04 Oh.

25:04 Oh.

25:06 I've seen this before.

25:07 I love the idea that the whole crowd was like,

25:11 "Yeah,

25:11 what I wouldn't give to be able to do that." I know.

25:13 Lucky Gilmore.

25:15 That's it.

25:15 Is that Is that even No.

25:16 No.

25:17 No.

25:17 It's not his name.

25:18 [laughter] That feels real.

25:24 Okay.

25:23 Oh.

25:24 Oh.

25:24 Easy to

25:28 What?

25:27 Who's this?

25:31 Oh, we don't get to see where he goes.

25:33 I don't know where he trust.

25:38 I love ziplining, too, man.

25:40 Ziplining nowhere.

25:43 Okay.

25:43 When I show up to a place, I might come in with some some flare.

25:47 You know, I might come in hot, make myself known, you know, depending on who

25:51 Oh, I thought you meant like your outfit change.

25:53 Oh, you know, occasionally, you know, I might come in with something exotic.

25:58 What's exotic for you, Rob?

25:59 Uh, you know, like a parrot on my shoulder,

26:01 you know.

26:02 Pretty exotic.

26:03 Yeah,

26:03 pretty exotic.

26:04 You know, maybe a leather vest.

26:06 Leather vest.

26:07 Okay.

26:08 Yeah.

26:08 Feels very Yeah.

26:09 Fedora.

26:10 Biker game.

26:11 Fedora.

26:11 Bro, how you doing, man?

26:12 Describing Crocodile Dundy.

26:14 [laughter]

26:15 What are you doing over there?

26:16 Oh, man.

26:17 I look like I'm just trying to think of like really good

26:21 flared items to come in and I just dressed myself as crocodile.

26:24 [laughter] You really did.

26:26 Uh, but look, I might enter uh with some flare,

26:29 but but I I I leave without talking to anybody.

26:33 Me, too.

26:33 I mean, I do that Irish goodbye.

26:35 You know, I'm not going to go around and say like I'm just gone all of a sudden.

26:39 You know what I mean?

26:39 But that's not this.

26:40 This is everybody that enjoys coming in with some flare,

26:43 but also likes to leave with flare.

26:45 Take a look at smooth exits.

26:49 [cheering and applause] Okay, here we go.

26:54 Oh, I'm out the top.

26:55 Oh, man.

26:56 Oh, man.

26:58 Show him the strength.

27:00 Nice.

27:00 Oh, I'm down, man.

27:02 And Oh, man.

27:06 Respect to this guy.

27:08 When you got all that athleticism but nothing to do with it no shirt for sure.

27:13 Just keep the shirt off.

27:15 Keep flipping.

27:18 Oh, goodbye.

27:23 Spider-Man.

27:22 Is that thing just hanging from the bridge?

27:24 What is that?

27:25 It must be theirs.

27:26 They must set it up.

27:28 And he just [laughter] Oh.

27:33 Oh.

27:34 Oh, damn.

27:36 Damn.

27:37 That's dope.

27:37 You're missing the toe.

27:39 You missing a toe and a heel.

27:40 Yeah, for sure.

27:41 All the rubber goes.

27:43 Pretty cool though.

27:44 Think of those who have failed this attempt.

27:46 Control just Oh my god.

27:53 Uh-oh.

27:54 Oh.

27:55 Hey.

27:55 Hey.

27:57 He's running from Poland.

27:58 I love I love how he he's like still drunk.

28:01 Yeah.

28:01 You know what I mean?

28:02 He escapes and he's asking for everybody's help.

28:06 Yeah.

28:06 Hey guys, don't worry.

28:07 No, it's not murder.

28:08 It's not murder.

28:09 I'm still I'm being quiet though.

28:10 He get out like that.

28:11 That's pretty cool.

28:12 Feels like you're on a prank show.

28:14 Don't worry.

28:15 They stop cuz the door slammed too hard.

28:18 Oh man.

28:19 Sorry, sir.

28:20 You're getting God.