WE.ARE.SO.BACK.
Peter McKinnon
0:00 All right, this this is Walt.
0:01 Do me a favor here so you can see that.
0:03 This photo is a recreation of the original which is
0:05 me carrying firewood up the steps of my grandfather's old home.
0:09 Drove that truck to my grandfather's house, parked it and took the same photo.
0:12 We made a whole video about it.
0:13 It was It was a time.
0:14 If you need the context, I've linked it at the end of this video.
0:17 One of the most exciting things at the beginning of every
0:19 spring and I think about it all winter long is one,
0:22 yes, getting outside to make content again, take photos and make videos,
0:25 but using my 1977 F-100 stepside to do so.
0:30 Because by this point,
0:31 it's been sitting for 6 months and who knows what could be wrong with it.
0:35 It is such a pivotal piece of content and kit and gear for me
0:39 throughout the warmer months that I simply must make sure that it's okay.
0:43 And friends, the day has come.
0:47 I'll push from the back because well, look, I can.
0:52 You ready?
0:52 Yep.
0:53 I'll tell you when to turn like you turn early.
0:55 Right.
0:57 There's another dent.
1:01 Do you want to talk to her later?
1:06 With that quarter of fuel,
1:07 we'll give back 45 cents of tax to the government, no?
1:11 For the viewers, that way you don't have to blur that out.
1:14 That's $107, dude.
1:17 For 3 gallons?
1:18 48 liters.
1:21 All right, it I think it's finally spring now.
1:24 There's a warm breeze.
1:25 It's 16°.
1:26 I keep saying that and every time I say it on a video, it snows the next day.
1:31 But this this feels like it might actually be here.
1:34 The nice cars are coming out,
1:36 the motorcycles are coming out, and Walt's is coming out.
1:39 And Walt is my 1977 F-100 stepside.
1:43 And when I start driving Walt, that is an absolute marker of spring.
1:47 But one of the things I have to do before
1:49 I swear I swear this this train crushes me every day.
1:53 Like a hundred times a day.
1:59 I don't like driving it around after it's been sitting for 6 months,
2:02 especially if I got my kids in it without getting a proper tune-up.
2:05 And there's only one man that can do that.
2:22 How's the image stabilization?
2:45 Yikes.
2:52 It's been that long.
2:53 It's perfect.
2:54 Perfect intro clip.
2:55 Tell me I'm wrong.
2:56 Well, it is.
2:56 What do you call that thing at the beginning?
2:58 You call your fingernail.
2:59 You put that as a fingernail with my lips attached to your
3:01 The thumbnail, the thumbnail.
3:02 Yeah.
3:03 Why isn't it your thumb?
3:04 I think it needs an oil change, likely.
3:06 Minute lube down the road.
3:07 Okay.
3:08 I bought my Canada hat, see it?
3:09 And it was It was signed by a hockey dude.
3:11 I don't remember who.
3:12 I think it was Doug Gilmour.
3:14 Yeah.
3:14 Number 93?
3:15 How do you know that?
3:16 I watch hockey.
3:17 I kind of think if you're Canadian,
3:19 you you kind of have to know what number Doug Gilmour I don't watch
3:21 hockey because it's just a bunch of men that are overpaid and walk Holy!
3:25 Being golden color means the air-fuel mixture is just wonderful.
3:29 I'm sure your viewers really give a crap.
3:31 I think if you could check oil,
3:32 maybe just double-check the linkage just to make sure you did it right.
3:35 That's a you problem.
3:37 No gas getting into it.
3:38 Well, you can tell.
3:39 Yeah, I believe it.
3:40 If it took that little to kill me, just let me go.
3:42 I'd be dead long ago, eh?
3:44 With the amount of crap I've ingested working on crappy old vehicles.
3:48 But you'll never talk me into an iPhone
3:49 device because I can't be a prisoner of Apple.
3:52 I got a 67-year contract with uh Bell Canada for my phone payments.
3:56 So I keep getting new ones.
3:57 So they just charge me $60 a month until I'm 104.
4:00 Then I'll finally have my last phone paid off.
4:05 That's what happens when Walt's misbehaving.
4:07 Usually after a night has gone by or several hours has gone
4:11 by or I'm at work and I go back to get in my truck after, that's what happens.
4:14 It can get started, but it's usually usually fighting it.
4:17 Starting it mate?
4:18 No.
4:32 Oh, wait a minute.
4:33 We go through the gas station, huh?
4:35 And what we will do is we will pay
4:36 a dollar ninety for a quarter of fuel or more.
4:40 And then with that quarter of fuel,
4:42 we'll give back 45 cents of tax to the government, no?
4:45 And they will put that towards very worthy things.
4:48 Is that cuz of the mustache, huh?
4:50 That's very French.
4:51 Can I run over some garbage bags with your truck?
4:53 The neighbors put their garbage out.
4:58 You don't drive them like this.
4:59 I sometimes I do like the sound of the of the air.
5:03 Oh.
5:10 Sweet.
5:14 You shouldn't take that.
5:16 Uh it's your truck, your plates, buddy.
5:18 Nope, they're not mine.
5:23 Now it's evidence.
5:26 Do you want to talk to her later?
5:29 Oh.
5:29 Nothing to see here.
5:30 Nothing to see.
5:39 There's no pile in there.
5:40 I think that's what the French call it.
5:41 Your super sweet pipes will turn the steering wheel?
5:43 Yep.
5:44 Right?
5:45 Don't worry about the horn.
5:47 I'll push from the back because well, look, I can.
5:52 You ready?
5:52 Yep.
5:53 I'll tell you when to turn like you turn early.
5:55 Take a look at the side of the garage.
5:56 See how many times I turned late, turned early?
5:58 See the little Do you trim?
6:00 I see it.
6:01 Yeah.
6:01 Just follow instructions, mechanic.
6:04 All right, maybe I should have chosen a different spot.
6:07 Turn.
6:08 Oh, yeah.
6:09 Here we go.
6:10 Who's your daddy?
6:11 Crank it.
6:12 Oh, yeah.
6:13 Scrape you off.
6:14 All right.
6:16 There's another dent.
6:16 In the exact same spot.
6:18 No kidding.
6:18 It's cuz I keep doing that.
6:20 That's Mustang, no.
6:22 Willy's and then the side-by-side or the wheel or something.
6:25 But A little bit of a pattern.
6:28 Yeah, so it's the drinking and driving, I think.
6:30 That's what it is.
6:30 Drinking and pushing, I don't know.
6:32 Do I want to do the mirrors still?
6:33 I don't like the mirrors.
6:34 I want like the actual mirrors that were that would have been on it.
6:37 I love drilling holes in trucks.
6:39 I love it.
6:40 Yeah.
6:40 I'll drill some more.
6:41 Can you still get them?
6:42 Oh, yeah.
6:42 It's only money.
6:43 What's your Visa card?
6:45 You We used that at the gas station.
6:46 If you just cough her up, I'll get you whatever you need.
6:48 yeah, you can just have it.
6:49 E-transfer.
6:50 Yeah.
6:51 E-transfer at howr.com.
6:52 I think mirrors.
6:53 Mirrors for sure.
6:54 Like these side mirrors are scum.
6:55 They're tiny little I hate them.
6:57 Start a GoFundMe for the mirrors.
6:59 Should we do that?
7:00 Cuz they could be expensive.
7:01 Like Like it's just Who would have made this choice?
7:04 It's for people that like to drive fast.
7:06 Low wind resistance.
7:07 Really?
7:07 Somewhat like my ears.
7:09 See how close to my head they are?
7:10 I can run really quickly like Ben Johnson,
7:12 but different cuz I didn't take steroids.
7:15 But we can get the big farmer mirrors.
7:17 Is that what you want?
7:17 Like the ones that came off?
7:18 Yeah, yeah.
7:19 And they come down and they're Yeah.
7:21 Yeah, way better, dude.
7:22 You could do your hair in those mirrors.
7:23 It would be so nice.
7:24 That's what it's cuz you need Let's order those.
7:27 a comb.
7:27 I do actually comb.
7:28 I just brushed it last night, but With what?
7:31 But with the way that you drive, it's it's going to get wild.
7:33 with?
7:33 A pair of pliers?
7:34 Like come on.
7:35 Two tongs?
7:36 A fork.
7:37 You know those metal wire brushes that you can clean One of those.
7:40 Do you know why you don't do videos with me?
7:42 It's cuz I hurt your feelings.
7:43 It's okay.
7:43 I can take it.
7:44 No, you can't.
7:45 I think you're soft on the inside.
7:46 You want to weep on the way home?
7:49 It's all yours.
7:50 Be gone with you.
7:52 I got 52 Willy's to work on.
7:54 All right, order the mirrors.
7:57 Order the mirrors.
8:20 How's truck life?
8:21 Dude, I love it.
8:23 Yeah?
8:23 I've been a truck guy this whole time, didn't even know.
8:25 Didn't even know.
8:26 How How long you had it?
8:27 Uh month now.
8:28 Changed man.
8:29 Changed man.
8:30 Talking to people in the elevators,
8:31 saying hi to strangers, all because I'm a truck guy.
8:34 Didn't even know.
8:35 Have you been asked to like go to the dump yet?
8:37 Oh, yeah.
8:37 Yeah, I'm helping a buddy move on Saturday.
8:39 I already helped a friend's girlfriend move.
8:42 I'm still in truck mode,
8:43 so friends are like taking advantage of this while while they can.
8:46 Maybe in another couple weeks I'll say no, but right now I'm like, yeah.
8:48 You're all in.
8:49 Yeah, I got I got the ratchet straps.
8:51 Oh, yeah.
8:51 Show me.
8:52 I got a whole I got all my all my bungies.
8:56 You got it.
8:56 You want to show us some Canadian?
8:57 Going to hockey later?
8:58 Oh my yeah, at a Costco.
9:00 With the bag?
9:01 Yo, what What number is Doug Gilmour?
9:03 93.
9:04 It came with like old man running boards and mud flaps,
9:07 so I took I took those off, got the hands all greasy.
9:10 Had to had to get some gloves.
9:11 some nitrile gloves.
9:12 Still still city guy a little bit.
9:15 Didn't want my hands dirty.
9:16 Bro, you do not have WD-40 in the door.
9:19 You went all in.
9:21 You never know.
9:22 You went all in, dude.
9:23 I love that.
9:24 It's perfect, too.
9:26 You want to sit in a real truck?
9:27 I Yeah.
9:29 It's nice, right?
9:30 That's crispy.
9:31 Yeah.
9:31 Get in.
9:32 Get in.
9:35 What It's a different experience.
9:37 Want to trade?
9:38 It's just kind of like there's nothing to it.
9:39 It just is what it is.
9:40 If friends ask, uh you can say no, I'm not helping you.
9:43 I don't.
9:44 Got a CD player in there?
9:46 Here you go.
9:47 See you.
9:47 Cruising my truck and play hockey.
9:49 Dude, dude, man things.
9:50 Man things.
9:51 So cool, Tyler.
9:53 straps?
9:59 Woo!
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