This Anti-Woke Christmas Movie is Awful

0:00 Folks, it's the holiday season and in the words of JUSTIN BIEBER,

0:04 I WASN'T TRYING.

0:05 AND IN THE OTHER WORDS of Justin Bieber, it's about time for you to act merrily.

0:09 It's about time for you to give to charity.

0:11 Christmas is all about being generous

0:12 and spending quality time with your loved ones.

0:15 Right.

0:16 Wrong.

0:17 Christmas time is about owning the libs.

0:20 The woke mob has gone too far.

0:22 Pretty soon it's going to be Frosty the Snow, and I'm pissed.

0:27 Yeah, guys, where most Christmas movies will focus

0:30 on the heart and soul of the holiday season,

0:33 the Christmas movie we're going to talk about this year

0:35 focuses on how the woke left is ruining Christmas for everybody.

0:40 And that movie is called Jingle Smells.

0:43 It's available to watch for free on Tuby, which is always a good sign.

0:46 And guys, I've said this before, I'll say it again.

0:48 Every movie is good, and I stand by that.

0:51 But I don't see Jingle Smells as a movie at all.

0:53 Like, that does not fall under a the movie category.

0:56 and you'll know what I mean when we get into it.

0:58 I actually found out about this movie from a creator on Tik Tok named NS.

1:02 So, I just want to give a quick shout out to them real quick.

1:04 So, Jingle Smells was released in 2023.

1:07 It premiered on Rumble.

1:09 And this film is especially unique because it was

1:12 executively produced by the Fox News superstar Shan Hannity.

1:17 And if you're unfamiliar with Shan Hannity,

1:19 let's do a quick run through of his accolades.

1:21 He was named in a defamation lawsuit against

1:23 Fox News for spreading misinformation regarding voter fraud.

1:27 He was accused of sexual misconduct in a separate lawsuit

1:30 in response to Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pusher.

1:34 He said this David had 500 concubines for crying out loud.

1:38 He's engaged in homophobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia.

1:42 Pretty much anything awful you can do as a journalist, Sean Hannity has done it.

1:46 He was also a D1 Obama hater, bro.

1:49 Like he did not with Obama whatsoever.

1:52 And I'm not going to sit here and say Barack Obama was a perfect president.

1:55 But at least he looked good, man.

1:56 Barack Obama was dripping in swag.

1:59 No, he was droning.

2:00 Sorry, drowning in it.

2:02 Sorry, I misspoke.

2:03 I said droning.

2:06 Drowning.

2:06 Sean Hannity, the producer of this Jingle Smells movie,

2:09 famously criticized Barack Obama for putting Dijon mustard on a hamburger.

2:14 Got like a spicy mustard or something like that.

2:16 Or a Dijon mustard, something like that.

2:18 All right, Djon mustard.

2:20 I hope you enjoyed that fancy burger, Mr.

2:22 President.

2:23 Dude, a bottle of Dijon mustard is like two bucks, man.

2:27 It's genuinely so funny to get pissed off about that and then

2:30 also endorse Donald Trump who lives in a solid gold mansion.

2:34 What the That's like super villain man.

2:36 So, if someone like Sean Hannity wants to produce a film,

2:39 you know it's going to be incredible the whole way through.

2:41 So, without further ado, let's watch Jingle Smells.

2:45 The movie starts with a news broadcast from, you guessed it, Sean Hannity.

2:49 Pro god, pro military.

2:50 This is also when we meet the main character of the film, Nick.

2:53 He's locked up in a jail cell at the prison for violating his parole.

2:58 Come on, Nick.

2:59 You're killing me with that little guitar.

3:00 It's weird though, cuz they never say like what he's on parole for.

3:03 Like, we have no idea if it was like petty theft or like murder.

3:06 Like, who knows?

3:07 This is also when we find out that Nick's dad is the chief of police.

3:10 You do this again, I'm not letting you out.

3:12 Let him out.

3:12 It's so great when conservatives are always like,

3:14 "No, guys, cops are the good guys.

3:17 Trust me, there's only a few bad apples.

3:19 We should give them more money, actually." And then they go on and make a movie

3:22 where in the first 2 minutes of the film,

3:25 the police chief is literally bending the rules of the law for his own benefit.

3:29 Like, good job, [cheering] guys.

3:31 So, Nick is like the classic slacker character with no job,

3:35 no direction in his life,

3:37 and Nick's dad is always like bailing him out of these situations.

3:40 But I smooth it over for you.

3:41 But this time it's different.

3:43 Nick's dad says that this is the last time he's going to ever help him out.

3:46 This is the last time.

3:47 And then he immediately helps him out one more

3:48 time by getting him a job as a garbage man.

3:53 Oh my god.

3:54 I can't be picking up trash all day.

3:55 Then get the Jingle Smells title card.

3:57 So that's where that's where the smells comes from cuz he's a garbage guy.

4:01 Get it cuz garbage stinks.

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5:12 All right, so this next scene is where we

5:14 get one of the main plot lines of the film.

5:16 We got to these two news anchors talking about this action star,

5:19 Mason Stone, who was recently cancelled for a video he posted online.

5:23 Now Mason's career has taken a turn for the worse.

5:26 And this news anchor is played

5:28 by everybody's favorite stand-up comedian, JIM BREWER.

5:32 IF YOU NEVER HEARD of him, I am so jealous of you.

5:35 Not because you get to experience him for the first time right now.

5:38 I'm jealous because you went your whole

5:39 life without knowing that this guy exists.

5:41 Just take a look at Jim Brewer

5:42 doing his hilarious impression of a CHINESE PERSON.

5:45 YOU DON'T THINK CHINA WAS WATCHING THAT GOING,

5:47 "OH MY GOD, SHE'S SO FUNNY." SHE ANSWER NO QUESTION.

5:51 [screaming] SO FUNNY.

5:52 MAN, THEY REALLY GOT THE best of the best for Jingle Smells, man.

5:55 Anyways, let's see what Mason Stone said in this video to get himself cancelled.

5:59 May God bless America and may he protect our troops.

6:02 USA.

6:04 USA.

6:05 is so corny, man.

6:07 And I know they're exaggerating it for comedic effect,

6:09 but I know for a fact there are people out there who genuinely think saying,

6:12 "God bless America and protect our troops," will genuinely get you canled.

6:16 And it's just straight up not true.

6:18 You know how I know?

6:18 Because God bless America and may he protect our troops,

6:22 is exactly what Chris Pratt says whenever a camera is pointed at him.

6:25 Okay.

6:26 Hey guys, just stop real quick and pray with me.

6:28 And he gets cast in every movie ever.

6:29 They could come out with a Oprah Winfrey

6:31 biopic and Chris Pratt would get the part.

6:33 So, they spend the next few minutes

6:34 showing the public's outrage towards Mason Stone.

6:37 And by public's outrage, I mean just one video.

6:40 Now is the time to boycott Stone.

6:42 And this is also when they show the CEO of Cashbro Toys, played by Eric Roberts,

6:47 and he's announcing that they are discontinuing any

6:49 toys that have to do with Mason Stone.

6:51 His recent actions do not currently align with our corporate values.

6:55 We will no longer be manufacturing or distributing any toys,

6:58 games, or other products related to Mason Stone characters.

7:02 It's always great when conservatives complain about

7:05 cancel culture because they're always just so hypocritical.

7:07 They're always like, "It's a free country, man.

7:09 Free free [music] speech.

7:11 We should be able to say whatever we want." But then just a few months ago,

7:14 if someone said literally anything that could

7:17 be viewed as remotely insensitive about Charlie Kirk,

7:21 they'd have a mob of angry right-wing people

7:23 trying to get them fired from their job.

7:25 That's like textbook cancel culture, dude.

7:27 Call them out in hell.

7:29 Call their employer.

7:30 And also, dude, Jim Brewer can go

7:31 on stage and do a super offensive Chinese accent.

7:35 OH MY GOD, HE'S SO FUNNY.

7:37 AND STILL DO shows in theaters all across America.

7:40 Louis CK can whip his willie out in front of several non-consenting women

7:44 and then go on to sell out Madison Square Garden and also win a Grammy.

7:48 So, I don't know if cancel culture actually exists

7:50 in the way that they're portraying it, you know?

7:52 But anyways, let's get back to it.

7:53 Nick is now working as a garbage man.

7:55 And when I say working as a garbage man,

7:57 I mean playing volleyball and having a pillow fight.

8:00 I do love this scene though because this guy in particular,

8:02 he's supposed to be like the angry like supervisor

8:05 dude who's like just trying to get the work done,

8:07 but then when they hit him with a pillow, he can't help but smile.

8:10 I just I don't know.

8:10 I thought that was really adorable.

8:11 Genuinely, I think that was the only time I smiled while watching this movie,

8:14 and I don't even think it was in the script.

8:16 It's a nice reminder that no matter how shitty your day is going,

8:18 if someone starts a pillow fight with you, you're going to have a good day.

8:21 Sh pillow fight,

8:30 bro.

8:30 Get up.

8:30 Like, it's a pillow fight, dude.

8:32 Fight back.

8:35 Oh, yeah.

8:35 He then cuts to Nick back at his apartment.

8:37 And look, I know this character is supposed to be like a slacker, you know,

8:40 so I can expect that he's going to have a messy apartment,

8:42 but Jesus Christ, dude.

8:45 Is he wiping his ass on his wall?

8:47 Just in his house alone, no job, just smearing his own on his walls.

8:52 Wallpaper's the same as toilet paper.

8:54 turning his drywall into wet wall, dude.

8:56 What the hell?

8:57 Nick then meets his dad at a coffee

8:58 shop where this happy man is singing Christmas songs.

9:01 And if I know anything about shitty Christmas movies,

9:03 any character with a gray beard is Santa in disguise.

9:06 So, I'm going to call it right now.

9:08 If we find out that this guy is Santa, I'm going to flip

9:11 on Christmas [music] Day.

9:12 This is a pretty important part of the movie.

9:13 This is when we find out that Nick actually used to be in the army

9:16 with what you dealt with with what you saw.

9:18 I mean, I only saw it on TV and I probably would have crawled into a bottle,

9:22 too, if I didn't have Lisa.

9:23 So, Nick was injured during his service and now he's back

9:25 in his hometown trying to find a purpose in his life.

9:28 Father and son both serving in the same war nearly 20 years apart.

9:31 How wild is that, huh?

9:34 Two generations fighting in the same war.

9:36 [laughter] Ain't that just a hoot, man?

9:38 This such a bummer.

9:39 This guy played Clark Kent's dad in Smallville.

9:41 And now he's playing the dad of a man who smears poop on his walls, man.

9:45 How the mighty fall went from parenting Superman to pooperman, bro.

9:49 We then get a quick scene between Nick's dad and his girlfriend, Lisa.

9:52 And Lisa thinks that Nick's dad is doing way too much for Nick.

9:55 And that Nick needs to start acting like an adult.

9:57 And you know what?

9:57 I agree.

9:58 He is a grown man.

9:59 I don't care if you got PTSD or not.

10:01 Quit wiping on your walls, pal.

10:02 PTSD put the down.

10:04 So, it's now the next day.

10:06 Nick wakes up in his literal shitty apartment.

10:08 And classic lazy slacker guy, he slept through his alarm.

10:12 Nick's coworker tells him that their regular garbage man

10:15 duties have been put on hold as they've been hired

10:17 to pick up a big load of boxes

10:18 at a company's warehouse and dispose of them at a dump.

10:21 We are picking up some load and we're heading to a landfill.

10:25 Nick hastily gets ready, falls over, spits milk out of his mouth,

10:28 and runs out of the house with a piece of pizza hanging from his mouth.

10:31 This is just more proof he's living in an anime.

10:33 They get to the location of the trash removal

10:35 and nobody will tell them who the client is.

10:37 Who's the client?

10:38 That's privileged information.

10:40 But this is a ton of product that needs to be destroyed immediately.

10:42 Pretty much an entire warehouse full of boxes.

10:45 And for some reason,

10:46 this huge corporation hired two garbage men with a city-owned

10:51 garbage truck to be the guys to dispose of it.

10:54 You fellas got days, a week tops.

10:56 These all need to be gone before Christmas.

10:58 But this is a super confidential job.

11:00 So this guy is going to be supervising them and watching them like a hawk.

11:04 And the client strictly said, "Keep this on the D."

11:07 But then immediately after saying that, he says this.

11:10 Now, I would help, but as you know,

11:11 I got several other responsibilities to take care around here.

11:14 So which is it, man?

11:15 And don't try anything funny.

11:16 I'll be watching you all day.

11:18 Okay.

11:18 All right.

11:18 I got to go.

11:19 I can't watch you all day.

11:20 So before they start squishing the boxes in the garbage truck,

11:23 they decide to open one up to see what's inside.

11:25 And what they find is crazy.

11:28 What is it?

11:28 It's Silver Saturn.

11:30 Silver Saturn was Mason Stone's big roll.

11:33 Yeah, guys.

11:33 It's all the Mason Stone action figures that they're

11:36 throwing out because he got cancelled by the limbs.

11:38 Big client.

11:39 They're keeping all hush hush.

11:40 Just Cash Bro toys.

11:41 They rent this place out.

11:43 And this is where they're stashing all the Mason Stone stuff.

11:46 And yeah, I feel like if there was a huge company

11:48 that needed to dispose of a bunch of product really quickly,

11:52 I think they would dispose of it themselves immediately.

11:54 Like it makes no sense to put a bunch

11:56 of like cancelled toys in a huge warehouse for days.

12:00 And it's so crazy cuz they probably threw out all these toys

12:02 because some college kid got triggered on the internet or something.

12:05 You know, it's all because some college

12:06 kid on the internet got triggered or something.

12:08 Hey, that's what I said.

12:09 During his shift, Nick starts walking around aimlessly

12:11 outside because he's awful at everything he does.

12:13 And he comes across a sad little boy sitting on the ground.

12:16 Some other girls up at the park are throwing rocks at me.

12:18 One hit my chain and the bats were broken.

12:20 Seriously, they're throwing rocks.

12:22 What is this, the West Bank?

12:23 [cheering] Jesus Christ, man.

12:25 You know what?

12:26 I wish cancel culture was actually real so whoever wrote

12:29 that line could be barred from ever writing dialogue ever again.

12:32 What the Little tip.

12:34 If you're trying to make your protagonist like a likable guy,

12:37 maybe don't have him tell a super lame and out of touch uh joke about Palestine.

12:42 You know, putting that joke in the movie doesn't

12:44 surprise me because Sean Hannity produced this quote unquote movie.

12:48 But anyways, this sad little kid keeps

12:49 talking to this strange man for some reason.

12:51 And then he reveals some more personal details about himself.

12:54 Do you live near here?

12:55 Yeah, over there on Rice Street.

12:56 And then the little kid's bullies show up and start chirping him again.

12:59 Are you back to your little hole in the wall?

13:01 And now Nick is magically on the other

13:02 side of the fence arguing with these little girls.

13:05 Where are your elves?

13:06 Jingle smells.

13:07 Except the title of the movie.

13:09 Jingle bells, jingle bells, stinking all the way.

13:12 So Nick shoves the little girls to the ground in a fit of anger.

13:15 And I'm kidding.

13:16 He doesn't do that.

13:17 But you probably believe me, right?

13:18 We then cut back to the CEO of Cash Bro still freaking out about cancel culture.

13:22 When is this cancel culture nonsense going to stop?

13:25 It's so funny.

13:26 These people are like,

13:26 "When is cancel culture going to stop?" Yet the only people

13:30 talking about it the entire time in this movie is them.

13:33 They showed a video of one person being upset

13:35 about the Mason Stone video and then nothing else.

13:38 Like these people are making it a way bigger deal than it actually is.

13:42 Accountability is when there is proof you did something wrong.

13:46 Exactly.

13:46 Okay.

13:46 You know what?

13:46 I can agree with that.

13:47 Enough of these witch hunts.

13:48 There needs to be definitive proof that the person

13:51 did something wrong if you're going to cancel them.

13:53 I I agree with that.

13:54 Like when Donald Trump was proven guilty

13:55 of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records.

13:59 By their logic, they should be canceling that guy any minute now.

14:06 I'll wait.

14:06 You used to have a thing called due process.

14:08 Are they teaching that in law school still?

14:09 That you're innocent until proven guilty?

14:11 Yes.

14:11 Another classic pillar in the conservative belief system.

14:16 Everybody has the right to due process.

14:19 Unless you're an immigrant, of course.

14:20 Then they don't give a about due process.

14:22 They'll just have ICE detain you, put you in a detention center,

14:24 and then have you deported before you can actually have a real trial,

14:27 just like the founding fathers wanted it to be.

14:29 Okay, so Nick then meets up with a popular toy review YouTuber named Pop Frog.

14:35 This Pop Frog guy specializes in buying rare toys.

14:38 So Nick's plan is to sell one

14:40 of the discarded Mason Stone action figures to him.

14:43 Is that a legit Silver Saturn?

14:44 Pop Frog is a little skeptical, so he's got to do his intense,

14:47 thorough investigation to see if it's legit.

14:49 Let me check it out.

14:52 Wow, this is legit.

14:53 What did that do?

14:54 This is legit.

14:55 I feel like if he was really an expert on rare toys,

14:57 he'd be able to tell that it was real by being literally right beside it.

15:00 All Nick did was move it like a few inches closer to him.

15:03 This is a real samurai sword used by a real samurai.

15:07 I'll be the judge OF THAT.

15:08 WHAT?

15:09 OH MY GOD, THIS IS LEGIT.

15:11 AND then Popfrog brings up a pretty good

15:13 point that I brought up a few minutes ago.

15:14 I thought they incinerated these right away.

15:16 Yeah, again, it doesn't make sense whatsoever.

15:19 Nobody can know that we made thousands of these action figures,

15:22 so they need to be destroyed immediately.

15:24 Let's hire two random unsupervised garbage men

15:29 and give them an entire week to do it.

15:31 That's like hiring a random person to go

15:33 into a bank vault and polish all the gold bars,

15:37 but then turn all the security cameras off and leave them

15:39 a disguise and a new identity with a new passport and everything.

15:44 What could go wrong?

15:44 But anyways, Nick sells this action figure to the YouTuber for $200.

15:49 200 done.

15:49 And plans to bring more action figures to sell.

15:51 What if I told you I had more?

15:52 We then cut to Nick's dad having dinner with his girlfriend

15:55 while this jolly guy plays Christmas songs in the background.

15:58 Again, if this guy is Santa, I'm going to flip.

16:02 But they're arguing about how Nick never

16:04 pays them back when they lend him money.

16:05 Well, a loan implies repayment, and to date,

16:08 he has not paid you back a single dime.

16:10 But then Nick shows up and absolutely flexes on them.

16:14 [cheering] That's the first installment.

16:16 What bank did you rob?

16:17 You didn't get a nice clip of some textbook awful editing.

16:20 Where did you get this much cash?

16:22 Or maybe his dad is a ventriloquist on the side.

16:24 I don't know.

16:25 Where did you get this much cash?

16:27 We now cut to the little boy who is getting bullied.

16:29 He opens his door and finds a Christmas present sitting on his doorstep.

16:32 He opens it up and it's one of the cancelled Mason Stone action figures.

16:36 And the card attached to the gift reads, "Merry Christmas, Silus [music] from

16:41 Jingle Smell." I guess Nick stalked this little boy to find

16:45 out where he lived and then made him an accessory in his crime by giving him one

16:50 of the stolen toys he was supposed to destroy.

16:52 What a nice guy.

16:53 Imagine on the card it said, "PS, check your walls.

16:55 That's my poop." We then cut to the Cash Bros.

16:57 CEO finding out that Pop Frog has several

17:00 of the Mason Stone action figures and he's pretty upset.

17:02 How the heck did he get it?

17:04 Yeah, I wonder how, man.

17:05 Real who done it?

17:06 We'll find out and squash him.

17:08 Dude, these guys are so dumb.

17:09 Anyone with a brain stem would be like, "Ah,

17:12 It's got to be the only two guys that have access to the toys right now.

17:15 No more monkey business."

17:16 That same day, the sad little boy tracks down Nick to tell him about the gift.

17:20 You talked to Santa, didn't you?

17:22 That toy was awesome.

17:23 Oh, hey.

17:24 No, we don't we don't talk about that out loud.

17:26 Okay.

17:26 Um Okay, but why?

17:28 It's because it's between me and you, you know, and the big guy, the president.

17:31 No, no, not him.

17:32 Don't don't [music] go near him.

17:33 So, this movie was made when Joe Biden was still president.

17:35 So, that was supposed to be a dish

17:37 towards him when they said, "Don't go near him.

17:39 Don't Don't go near him." But I think that dialogue holds up.

17:41 You know, I think that joke still works

17:42 when you're talking about Donald Trump because, you know,

17:46 Nick then lies to Silas and tells him that Santa

17:49 asked Nick to help him deliver presents this year.

17:51 A lot of kids on the block probably won't be getting much for Christmas.

17:54 Okay, you're right, kid.

17:55 Santa did talk to me and he asked me for help.

17:57 So, he gets Silus to give him the addresses of all the lowincome

18:00 households in the neighborhood so he can deliver presents to the less fortunate.

18:03 So, Santa, he did give me some toys,

18:04 but he forgot to give me a list and I don't know where all the good kids live.

18:08 Then get this emotional scene where Nick is walking

18:10 home and he's seeing everybody struggle during the holiday season.

18:13 This couple can't afford a Christmas tree while the evil

18:16 Christmas tree salesman is openly counting all the money he's made.

18:20 The first time I've ever seen someone try

18:21 to paint a Christmas tree salesman is evil.

18:24 But, you know, at least this movie is trying something new.

18:26 Also, if you can't afford a Christmas tree, just chop one down.

18:29 Trees are everywhere and we don't even need them.

18:31 We need to replace every forest with a Bass Pro Shop.

18:33 Why do we need the Amazon if there's Amazon?

18:37 Sorry, I'm just trying to appeal to this film's general audience.

18:39 So, Nick is absolutely fed up with this Christmas injustice.

18:43 So, this is when he becomes Jingle Smells.

18:46 who runs around town dropping off gifts to the less fortunate kids all over.

18:50 And when I say gifts,

18:51 he's just dropping off the same couple of action figures to every household.

18:56 And this is what is like so funny to me about a conservative Christmas film,

19:00 cuz Christmas movies are always about like being

19:02 generous and charitable and helping people in need.

19:04 But when the has the conservative government

19:07 ever done anything for people in need?

19:09 Donald Trump's recently passed One Beautiful Bill Act will

19:13 leave 18 million children without access to free lunches.

19:17 Just over 1 million people will be cut off from their SNAP benefits.

19:21 And also 12 million people could lose health

19:24 coverage because of the bill's massive cuts to Medicaid,

19:27 which by the way, 1 in 10 veterans rely on Medicaid for their health benefits.

19:32 And the main character of this movie is a war

19:35 veteran struggling to get by in his daily life.

19:38 Like, how do they not see the irony, dude?

19:41 A conservative Christmas movie does not make sense.

19:43 Straight up, conservatives would not with Santa Claus if he was a real guy.

19:47 A dude from a foreign country giving

19:49 free toys to children and eating your cookies.

19:52 Santa wasn't shot in the chest for trespassing.

19:55 Ice would capture Santa Claus and slit his throat live on Fox News.

19:59 All right, sorry.

19:59 Let's get back to the movie.

20:00 All the kids find the action figures delivered to them by Jingle Smells,

20:03 and word gets out about this.

20:05 So, we now cut back to the news anchors.

20:06 Who left the gifts or where they acquired them remains [music] a mystery.

20:10 Who could it [laughter] be?

20:11 We then come back to this guy playing the worst song ever on his guitar.

20:15 If he's Santa Claus, I'M GOING TO FLIP.

20:18 Nick then has a meeting with his dad who's

20:20 still skeptical about how he's making all that money.

20:22 I hope you're keeping your nose clean.

20:23 Yeah, I don't think it's his nose you got to worry about him keeping clean.

20:26 Have you seen his apartment?

20:27 It's caked in shape.

20:28 We then get another awesome ventriloquist moment from his dad.

20:31 They don't have a whole lot of guidance at home.

20:33 And the few that actually do have parents,

20:34 they don't get to see them very often cuz they're

20:36 So Nick and his co-orker go back to the warehouse to grab more action figures,

20:40 but they find out that Cash Bro is restricting access

20:42 to the warehouse until they find out who is distributing the action figures.

20:46 And no one is to come anywhere near

20:47 this warehouse until they figure out their next move.

20:50 Something they should have done days ago.

20:52 Somebody has been distributing their product.

20:54 Later that night, Nick actually breaks into the warehouse

20:56 as Jingle smells and steals more action figures.

20:59 And then he goes out yet again to deliver

21:01 more of these toys to the kids all over town.

21:03 He then gets caught by his dad's girlfriend

21:05 and her genius brain puts two and two together.

21:08 What are you doing here?

21:08 You don't live in this neighborhood.

21:09 And what is with the mask?

21:13 Wait, Nick was wearing a mask and he

21:15 dropped off a bunch of toys signed Jingle Smells.

21:20 This can only mean one thing.

21:23 Nick is copying Jingle Smells.

21:25 The next day, the sad little boy finds Nick and delivers some bad news.

21:28 It's my mom.

21:29 She works at the hospital.

21:31 She heard two doctors talking.

21:32 They said Santa can't visit the sick kids tonight.

21:35 Said he had to cancel because there's a snowstorm.

21:37 Yeah, there's a bunch of sick kids at the hospital who aren't getting

21:39 presents this Christmas because Santa is going to get stuck in a snowstorm.

21:44 Some of those kids are very sick.

21:46 They really wanted to see Santa.

21:48 This kid's a bummer.

21:49 Nick's coworker confronts him about being Jingle Smells and he freaks out.

21:52 Just because you're happy living in the dump

21:54 being nothing doesn't mean I have to.

21:56 Hey, what a nice guy.

21:56 Nick is down on his luck.

21:58 And what do people do in shitty

22:00 Christmas movies when they're down on their luck?

22:02 They go to church.

22:04 I'll give you some help.

22:05 I want you to kill Peter Parker.

22:07 Then the guitar man shows up and they have

22:08 an emotional conversation about Nick's experience in the army.

22:11 And they just they die.

22:13 There's no there's warning.

22:13 There's no reason for it.

22:14 You know, I hate to break it to you, son, but that's just life.

22:18 If he is Santa Claus, I am going to flip it.

22:20 Every year I see it.

22:21 A person who's good one year is just suddenly bad the next.

22:27 No.

22:26 Ba.

22:26 Humbug.

22:27 Certainly not Nick Gutman, the military hero turned noble garbage man.

22:31 How How do you know my name?

22:33 No.

22:33 Hello.

22:34 Thank you for all you've done.

22:35 Tell us this year.

22:37 Look at that.

22:37 My uh uh little helpers have come to visit me on Christmas Eve.

22:41 Merry Christmas, Santa.

22:42 I mean uh uh uh uh grandpa.

22:47 Oh, merry Christmas.

22:47 Grandpa.

22:48 Something like that.

22:50 No.

22:50 Wait, wait, no.

22:51 Hold on.

22:51 Seriously.

22:51 How do you know my He was Santa.

22:54 I knew it, man.

22:56 I'm so pissed.

22:57 I am about to flip.

23:00 [applause] Okay, so let me get this straight.

23:02 In this universe, Santa exists.

23:05 Santa is a real guy, and that guy was Santa the whole time.

23:08 In that case, Santa is a dude.

23:11 There's a whole street of kids in that town

23:14 who just never got toys on Christmas.

23:16 A lot of kids on the block probably won't be getting much for Christmas.

23:19 And there's sick kids at the hospital who never got toys either.

23:22 Somebody needs to bring them toys.

23:24 And he said Santa can't deliver them because of a snowstorm.

23:27 Said he had to cancel because there's a snowstorm.

23:29 He's there.

23:29 Santa is there already, dude.

23:31 Just walk him over.

23:32 I hate to break it to you, son, but that's just life.

23:35 Santa, man.

23:36 Santa.

23:36 Okay, we're almost done the movie.

23:38 Thank god.

23:38 Nick goes to the hospital and he sneaks

23:40 around to deliver these toys to the sick kids.

23:43 And I'm guessing security cameras don't exist in this town, which is,

23:46 you know, pretty convenient cuz Nick

23:47 would have been caught several times already.

23:49 I also can't help but wonder why he didn't like just

23:51 sell all of the action figures and then use the money he

23:55 got from selling the action figures to buy like a huge

23:58 assortment of gifts instead of giving everybody these random ass action figures.

24:02 Right.

24:02 All those kids are probably like, "The am I going to do with this?

24:04 The movie never even came out.

24:06 I wanted V-Bucks." THE YOU SAY TO ME, YOU LITTLE

24:09 NICK ENDS UP GETTING CAUGHT BY his father at the hospital and his dad is pissed.

24:13 Come on.

24:13 You gave me $1,000 cash and you made me an accessory.

24:16 You know what they say, some accessories are required.

24:18 [clears throat] Am I smiling?

24:20 No.

24:20 But yeah, I don't know what he meant by that.

24:21 I think they mixed up some assembly required and accessories sold separately.

24:26 Some accessories are required.

24:27 It was a good effort, though.

24:28 But shockingly, you're not going to believe this.

24:29 Nick's dad, the police officer,

24:31 ends the rules yet again to let Nick deliver the toys.

24:34 I'm giving you 5 [music] minutes.

24:35 That's it, Nick.

24:36 Then we need to get you out of here.

24:37 Jingle smells, jingle smells.

24:40 Thinking all the way.

24:43 Out toys with a garbage truck for a sleigh.

24:47 Hey, okay.

24:50 Merry Christmas.

24:51 And this is so dumb.

24:52 I'm sorry.

24:53 This is so lame.

24:54 Yeah, this is what sick kids need.

24:55 They don't need free, accessible healthcare.

24:57 They need an action figure from a movie that never came out.

25:01 This is the American dream.

25:02 Merry Christmas.

25:03 When Nick is all done, he leaves so he can escape without getting caught.

25:06 Don't move.

25:07 Just kidding.

25:08 They don't shoot him.

25:08 They put Nick in handcuffs and they bring

25:10 him to the Cash Bro headquarters for some reason.

25:13 I guess it makes sense.

25:14 If they brought him to jail,

25:15 he'd just get bailed out again, so it's not a big deal.

25:17 And then the town's folks show up

25:18 and start protesting by singing the jingle smell song.

25:22 Jingle smells jingle.

25:24 Mason Stone actor guy shows up and he absolutely owns the libs yet again.

25:28 This got it snowflakes.

25:30 And then the Cash Bros CEO just

25:32 changes his mind immediately about Jingle Smells.

25:34 I was wrong.

25:35 I was wrong.

25:35 And he lets Nick go.

25:37 Officer, I'm not pressing charges.

25:40 [cheering] And the movie ends with a big party.

25:43 And we also find out that Mason Stone is no longer cancelled.

25:46 He just booked a big new movie role.

25:49 A new movie.

25:50 Oh, that is awesome.

25:51 So, what the This entire movie,

25:53 they're like cancel culture has gone way too far.

25:56 It is a real thing that exists and it's ruining everybody's lives.

25:59 Shingle Smells secret identity is Nick Gutman.

26:02 He's a warrior for standing up to cancel culture.

26:06 And then you end the movie by literally showing it does not exist.

26:09 Dude, what the I guess everybody deserves a second chance.

26:12 But yeah, that's the movie Jingle Smells, guys.

26:14 That movie stunk more than Nick's Wall, man.

26:16 Holy I think overall I'm going to give Jingle Smells a 1 out of 10.

26:19 I would give it a zero, but this movie actually did something pretty cool.

26:22 I think this movie shows us what we have to look forward

26:24 to if the conservative government continues to cut funding to art programs.

26:29 Okay, and I'm sorry for repeating myself again, but it's just so bonkers, man.

26:32 The idea of a conservative Christmas movie,

26:34 it's kind of a kind of an oxymoron, you know?

26:36 Like, in no way was this movie ever going to be good.

26:38 Christmas is about giving back

26:39 and helping out underprivileged and marginalized communities.

26:42 And that kind of goes against

26:43 everything the conservative government cares about,

26:45 which is of course making a small group

26:47 of billionaires even richer than they already are.

26:49 So the responsibility falls on us yet again.

26:51 Somewhere around this video,

26:52 you'll see a link to donate to a fundraiser for Feeding America.

26:57 They are the largest hunger relief organization in the United States

27:00 and they've been given a 95% approval rating on Charity Navigator.

27:03 So they actually do like good,

27:04 honest work when it comes to eliminating hunger in America.

27:07 And whenever I talk about American politics on my channel,

27:10 there's always hundreds of comments that say something

27:12 along the lines of, "Bro, what do you care?

27:14 You're Canadian.

27:15 This doesn't even affect you, bro."

27:16 Which is probably the most American thing you could ever say.

27:18 Half of my audience is American.

27:20 I don't know what they're teaching in geography down there,

27:22 but we do share a pretty big border.

27:24 We're your upstairs neighbors.

27:25 And I've also done a lot of work in the US,

27:27 which means I've paid a lot of US taxes.

27:30 I've probably paid more US taxes than those billionaires.

27:33 Man, I'm going to live there, bro.

27:34 I think I know more about American people than you do.

27:37 So yeah, if you have the means to donate anything this holiday season,

27:40 please feel free to donate to Feeding America.

27:42 Any little bit helps and I will also be matching donations up to $10,000.

27:46 All right, guys.

27:47 That's it for the video.

27:48 And also that's it for 2025.

27:50 Dude, wa.

27:51 It's been a crazy year, man.

27:52 Finished my very first world tour.

27:54 I did a bunch of shows in Europe and the UK for the first time in my life.

27:57 And I had the most incredible time, man.

27:58 I did shows in some of the world's most iconic venues all across America,

28:03 Canada, Australia as well.

28:04 And this has honestly been the best tour of my entire life.

28:06 So, thank you so much everybody who came out to those shows.

28:09 I am taking a break from touring next year.

28:11 So, I'm very excited to have some time at home, you know,

28:13 so I can put all my energy into YouTube making the best videos I possibly can.

28:17 I have a lot of really fun video ideas that I've been wanting to make,

28:19 but my touring schedule has been pretty gnarly.

28:22 Yeah.

28:22 Anyways, thank you for the ongoing support.

28:24 I really do appreciate it.

28:24 Hope you guys have a nice holiday season and a a happy,

28:27 fun, safe New Year and I'll see you guys in 2026.

28:30 Yeah, like, comment, subscribe, all that And trust me,

28:33 I would stick around, but unfortunately, I have to go.

28:35 I have to go deliver a bunch of toys.

28:37 I've been Santa the whole