Bitcoin Is Crashing and Exchanges Freezing Up
Patrick Boyle
0:00 In December 2024, the laseredeyed crypto
0:03 enthusiasts were taking a victory lap.
0:06 Bitcoin had just crossed the $100,000
0:08 milestone, and even the skeptics at FT
0:11 Alfavville were forced into a somewhat
0:14 brittle public apology for their years
0:16 of doubt.
0:17 At that moment, the narrative
0:19 was that crypto had finally been freed
0:21 from its regulatory shackles.
0:24 Wall Street was finally in the game, and
0:27 those who were once nervous about the
0:29 technology could now invest through a
0:31 convenient suite of ETFs.
0:33 The institutional-grade liquidity this was
0:36 supposed to bring was meant to smooth
0:38 out the volatility, finally etching the
0:41 digital gold thesis into the granite of
0:44 the global financial system.
0:47 Over the years, I've learned that whenever
0:49 someone tells you that a new era of
0:51 stability has arrived, it's usually a
0:54 good time to start looking for the
0:55 nearest exit.
0:57 Fast forward to today and
0:59 digital gold has behaved a lot less like
1:02 actual gold and more like a high beta
1:04 tech stock on a very bad day.
1:07 Bitcoin is currently trading down around 23% year
1:11 to date and it has shed about 45% of its
1:15 value since its October peak.
1:17 To put the severity of this move into perspective,
1:20 the 13% plunge that we saw on February
1:23 5th was the largest 1-day drop in
1:26 Bitcoin since the collapse of FTX back
1:29 in 2022.
1:30 One of the most fascinating
1:32 aspects of Bitcoin is its hydraheaded
1:35 narrative.
1:36 Whenever one claim of its
1:38 utility dies, three more sprout in its
1:40 place.
1:41 Over the years, we've been told
1:43 that it's an alternative currency, a
1:45 ticket to life-changing wealth, an
1:47 inflation hedge, and a digital gold that
1:50 would rally during geopolitical shocks.
1:53 Yet, while actual gold and silver hit
1:56 records this year, Bitcoin has
1:58 languished.
1:59 Stocks are up, and
2:00 geopolitical risk has certainly
2:03 increased.
2:04 Inflation isn't under control
2:05 yet either, but Bitcoin simply isn't
2:08 doing any of the things that we were
2:10 told it would do.
2:12 The Dow is over 50,000
2:15 right now.
2:16 The S&P at almost 7,000
2:19 and the NASDAQ smashing records.
2:22 As what Deodron of NYU points out,
2:26 Bitcoin can be priced, but it can't be
2:28 valued the way assets or commodities
2:31 can.
2:31 Assets are valued based on their
2:33 cash flows and the riskiness of those
2:35 cash flows.
2:36 Commodities are valued based
2:38 on their utilitarian supply and demand.
2:41 Bitcoin fits best into the category of
2:44 currencies and collectibles, which
2:46 derives their price entirely from
2:48 scarcity and desiraability.
2:51 But there's a catch.
2:53 Most collectibles like a Picasso or a rare bottle of wine
2:56 have some utility and are extremely
2:59 difficult to precisely replicate.
3:02 While Bitcoin is famously capped at 21 million
3:05 units, the crypto industry as a whole is
3:08 a factory for replication.
3:10 With over 10,000 active tokens now on the market,
3:14 the uniqueness of any one digital
3:16 collectible is constantly being diluted
3:19 by a sea of very similar alternatives.
3:22 If the only thing Bitcoin has going for
3:25 it is that it was the first one, that's
3:27 a very thin thread to hang a trillion
3:30 dollar valuation on.
3:32 A major reason for
3:33 this current crisis of faith is that in
3:37 a very real sense, the crypto industry
3:39 has finally achieved everything it ever
3:42 wanted.
3:42 For years, the dream was a
3:44 Bitcoin president, a friendly SEC, and
3:47 Wall Street ETFs that would finally
3:49 bring in the mom and pop investors.
3:52 By early 2025, those battles had all been
3:55 won.
3:56 But victory has turned out to be a
3:58 bit of a trap.
3:59 As the economist points
4:00 out, every major rally in recent years
4:03 was fueled by the anticipation of these
4:06 milestones.
4:07 Now that the forbidden fruit
4:09 is easily bought in every brokerage
4:11 account, there's no big story left to
4:14 drive the price.
4:15 The underdog narrative has been replaced by a reality where the
4:19 president's family is hosting crypto
4:22 conferences in a gilded ballroom at Mara
4:24 Lago and political figures launch their
4:27 own meme coins.
4:28 It's not exactly an
4:30 underground asset anymore.
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6:07 We've seen a similar story
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6:11 After years of being
6:12 described as a total crapshoot by the
6:14 authorities, the UK government finally
6:17 brought crypto into the fold.
6:19 In October 2025, the government officially
6:22 announced that retail investors would be
6:25 allowed to hold crypto exchange traded
6:27 notes in their tax advantaged retirement
6:30 accounts.
6:31 It was, with the benefit of
6:33 hindsight, a classic piece of British
6:35 top ticking.
6:36 The decision was implemented on October 8th, 2025, almost
6:41 the day that Bitcoin hit its all-time
6:43 high.
6:44 Hilariously, Quasi Quartang, the
6:47 38day chancellor of Dixjeer behind
6:50 Britain's disastrous 2022 mini budget,
6:53 announced that he had been orange pill
6:55 last year, and had taken a role as a
6:58 non-executive director of a UK-based
7:01 Bitcoin treasury company in November,
7:04 not long after the all-time high,
7:06 essentially arriving at the party right
7:09 as everyone else was leaving.
7:11 According to FCA data, the number of Brits who own
7:15 crypto has fallen from 7 million down to
7:18 around 5 million people over the last
7:20 two years.
7:21 There's maybe a lesson here
7:23 that retail investors should take to
7:25 heart.
7:26 Whenever a sophisticated financial institution tells you that
7:29 they're democratizing a cool new asset
7:32 class, you should probably check for the
7:34 fire marshals and head for the street.
7:36 It's like discovering that you can
7:38 finally get a table at the city's
7:40 trendiest restaurant.
7:41 It usually only happens because the cool people have
7:44 already left.
7:45 The chef has moved on to a
7:47 new project and you're just there to pay
7:49 for the expensive leftovers.
7:51 By the time Wall Street democratizes an investment,
7:55 it's usually because they need someone
7:57 to hold the bag.
7:58 The Bloomberg journalist and friend of the show, Zeke
8:02 Fox, frequently makes the point that
8:04 crypto is no longer a young scrappy
8:07 technology.
8:08 He points out that Bitcoin
8:09 was launched in January 2009.
8:12 So, it's over 17 years old today.
8:15 For context, by the time the public internet was 17
8:19 years old, we had the iPhone and
8:21 Wikipedia.
8:22 Email was universal and
8:24 Amazon had put bricks and mortar
8:26 bookstores out of business years ago.
8:29 Crypto, after nearly two decades, has
8:31 yet to find a realworld use case that
8:34 doesn't involve gambling or in some
8:37 cases pig butchering scams run out of
8:40 Cambodian labor camps.
8:42 This helps explain some of the current exodus.
8:45 It's not that a single exchange failed like a
8:48 few years ago.
8:49 It's that the new
8:50 believers on Wall Street turned out to
8:52 be anything but.
8:54 They didn't get involved because they wanted to fix the
8:57 money.
8:57 They got involved so that they
8:59 could sell a financial product at a
9:01 markup or take advantage of the basis
9:04 trade, an arbitrage strategy where hedge
9:07 funds buy spot Bitcoin and
9:09 simultaneously sell futures contracts,
9:12 pocketing the price difference,
9:14 essentially manufacturing a high yield
9:16 savings account at a retail trader
9:19 demand for leverage.
9:20 For most of 2025,
9:22 that crypto yield was significantly
9:25 higher than anything you could find in
9:27 traditional finance.
9:28 But as the spread
9:29 compressed, Wall Street moved on to the
9:32 next good trade.
9:33 We can see the
9:34 fingerprint of this retreat in the
9:36 Coinbase premium.
9:38 This metric looks at
9:39 the price difference between Bitcoin
9:41 traded on Coinbase and Bitcoin traded on
9:44 Binance.
9:45 It helps you track US
9:47 institutional demand because large
9:49 professional American investors mostly
9:52 use Coinbase for their trades.
9:54 When it trades at a premium or is positive, you
9:57 can interpret that as meaning that US
10:00 institutions are buying or accumulating
10:02 Bitcoin.
10:04 When it's negative, it
10:05 indicates selling pressure in the US.
10:08 For months, it's been deeply negative,
10:10 which tells you that the selling is
10:12 coming primarily from the United States.
10:15 It's not just the arbitrageers.
10:17 It's a general loss of interest in the very
10:19 market that was supposed to be crypto's
10:22 new home.
10:23 As Bitcoin slides, it's
10:25 dragging the rest of the ecosystem down
10:27 with it.
10:28 Most other coins from Ether to
10:30 the board ape NFTts that people used to
10:33 pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for
10:35 are essentially just high beta bets on
10:38 Bitcoin's price.
10:39 When the king of
10:40 digital gold falls, the digital cartoon
10:43 monkeys tend to follow him straight into
10:45 the basement.
10:46 If you think the mom and
10:48 pop investors are having a tough time,
10:50 you should spare a thought for the
10:52 digital asset treasury companies.
10:54 We've talked about these a few times already.
10:57 But their publicly traded businesses
10:59 that decided that their actual
11:01 operations, whether it was selling
11:03 enterprise software or mobile chips,
11:06 were far too boring and instead pivoted
11:09 to becoming a giant leverage bet on
11:11 crypto.
11:12 The most famous one is Strategy.
11:14 The company formerly known as Micro
11:16 Strategy.
11:17 Its chairman, Michael Sailor,
11:19 has been dubbed the Bitcoin Alchemist by
11:22 Forbes for seemingly discovering an
11:24 infinite money glitch.
11:26 The trick was simple.
11:28 As long as his stock traded at a
11:30 premium to the Bitcoin it held, he could
11:32 issue new shares, buy more Bitcoin, and
11:35 the value of the company would magically
11:37 increase.
11:38 At least on paper, it was a
11:40 virtuous circle of hype, unhinged
11:42 tweets, and orange tinted memes.
11:45 As it turns out, alchemy only works as long as
11:48 the audience believes in the magic.
11:51 With Bitcoin sliding, that premium has
11:53 evaporated, and the Alchemist is now
11:56 facing the harsh reality of financial
11:58 gravity.
11:59 For the fourth quarter of 2025,
12:02 Strategy reported a staggering 12.6
12:05 billion loss, driven by the requirement
12:08 to mark its Bitcoin holdings to market.
12:11 Strategy is now in the awkward position
12:14 of running what looks like two different
12:16 businesses.
12:17 One is the Bitcoin alchemist
12:19 we all know who picked up another 2,486
12:23 Bitcoin just last week, but the other
12:26 business is a bit more traditional and a
12:29 lot more expensive.
12:31 To keep the game
12:32 going, the company has issued billions
12:34 in preferred stock with names like
12:37 Stretch, Strike, and Strife.
12:39 These come with high yield dividends.
12:42 The stretch shares currently pay roughly 11 and a4%.
12:47 Usually the plan was to sell stock and
12:49 use 100% of the proceeds to buy Bitcoin.
12:53 But this month, Strategy announced that
12:55 they had established a $2.25 billion
12:58 cash reserve.
12:59 They raised this money by
13:01 selling equity, but instead of buying
13:03 Bitcoin, they're keeping it in a bank
13:05 account to cover the dividends on those
13:07 preferred shares for the next 2 and 1/2
13:10 years.
13:11 When Michael Sailor starts
13:12 hoarding the very dollars he once
13:14 compared to melting ice cubes just to
13:17 pay his lenders, the infinite money
13:19 glitch starts to look like a fairly
13:21 standard corporate refinancing scheme.
13:24 As Bloomberg's Matt Lavine noted,
13:26 selling stock to buy Bitcoin is a great
13:29 story.
13:30 Selling stock to pay interest on
13:31 old loans is considerably less fun.
13:35 Then we have Gemini Space Station
13:38 Incorporated, the exchange founded by
13:40 the Winklvos twins, most famous for
13:43 their band Mars Junction.
13:45 In this photo, you can see that one of them has one of
13:48 those wallet chains, which I pointed out
13:50 before makes no sense for Crypto Bro.
13:53 You're supposed to etch your crypto seed
13:56 phrase on a stainless steel plate and
13:58 bury it in your backyard, not chain it
14:00 to your belt.
14:01 I don't get the impression
14:02 that he's the smart one.
14:05 Gemini went public last September with its shares
14:08 briefly spiking to around $46 a share.
14:12 Since then, the stock has cratered by
14:15 over 80%.
14:16 Recently, hitting record lows
14:18 near $6.
14:20 It hasn't been a great 6
14:22 months.
14:23 The share collapse has been
14:24 accompanied by a wholesale flight from
14:27 the seauite.
14:28 This month they announced
14:29 that their chief operating officer,
14:31 chief financial officer, and chief legal
14:34 officers were all leaving the company
14:36 effective immediately.
14:38 No successor has been named for the COO role.
14:41 Instead, the one with the wallet chain or maybe
14:44 the other one will assume those duties
14:47 himself.
14:48 Less than 6 months after the
14:50 IPO, they're laying off a quarter of
14:53 their staff and exiting markets like the
14:55 UK and Australia.
14:57 According to CoinDesk, they've told UK customers to open an
15:01 account at E Toro so that their accounts
15:04 can be transferred out.
15:05 They've told the press that the reality is that America
15:09 has the world's greatest capital markets
15:11 and America has always been where it's
15:14 at for Gemini.
15:15 This is a bit surprising
15:17 as I pointed out earlier that most of
15:20 the selling pressure seems to be coming
15:21 from the USA.
15:23 Their new grand strategy
15:25 is to pivot to prediction markets.
15:27 They've argued that betting on things
15:29 like elections and the weather will
15:32 eventually outgrow the entire global
15:34 capital markets, which would be a bit of
15:37 a surprising outcome.
15:39 I'd never want to
15:40 get into an argument with them over this
15:42 for fear that they'd come by my house
15:44 and play their music at me.
15:46 I believe that under the Geneva Convention,
15:48 playing a Mars Junction song at high
15:50 volume is classified as a war crime.
15:53 While the twins are busy leaning into
15:55 the vibes of prediction markets,
15:58 something much more ominous is happening
16:00 in the real plumbing of the
16:01 institutional market.
16:03 You see, while the
16:04 collapse of a retail exchange like FTX
16:07 makes front page news, the cracks in the
16:10 foundation of the professional market
16:12 often happen in total silence.
16:15 Earlier this month, BlockFills, a major Chicago
16:18 based institutional prime broker,
16:21 officially confirmed that it has
16:23 suspended all client deposits and
16:25 withdrawals.
16:26 Customers can continue to
16:28 trade, but they can't withdraw their
16:30 money.
16:35 Now, most people have never heard of
16:38 BlockFills, but they act as a liquidity
16:40 provider and lender to about 2,000
16:43 institutional clients.
16:45 They don't have a
16:46 flashy app for your phone.
16:48 They deal instead with hedge funds, family
16:50 offices, and some of the mining
16:52 companies that we'll talk about in a
16:54 moment.
16:55 Their options products are only
16:57 available to investors with digital
17:00 currency holdings of $10 million or
17:02 more.
17:03 Last year, they facilitated over
17:05 $61 billion in trading volume.
17:08 The company's statement cited recent market
17:11 and financial conditions and claimed
17:14 that the freeze was a temporary measure
17:16 to protect clients and the firm.
17:19 While the company has not provided a specific
17:22 reason for the freeze beyond market
17:24 volatility, the timing is hard to
17:27 ignore.
17:28 The announcement followed violent moves in early February that saw
17:32 Bitcoin plunge nearly 25% in a single
17:35 week, briefly touching the $60,000 mark.
17:39 For an institutional lender, this kind
17:42 of rapid price action is the ultimate
17:44 stress test.
17:45 If the value of the
17:46 collateral, the Bitcoin, falls faster
17:49 than the borrowers can top up their
17:51 accounts, the lender can find itself
17:53 with a liquidity mismatch where they
17:55 have assets on paper but lack the ready
17:58 cash to meet withdrawal requests.
18:01 What makes this especially noteworthy is that
18:04 Blockfills isn't some fly by night
18:07 offshore operation.
18:08 They're backed by CME Ventures and Susahana Private Equity
18:12 Investments, some of the most
18:14 sophisticated names in traditional
18:16 trading.
18:17 Historically, in this industry,
18:20 a temporary suspension has often been a
18:23 precursor to a restructuring or a search
18:25 for new capital, as we saw with firms
18:28 like Genesis and BlockFi a few years
18:30 ago.
18:31 For now, Blockville says that
18:33 they're working tirelessly to restore
18:35 liquidity, but this is a worrying
18:38 development.
18:39 If the institutional plumbing is starting to clog, it's worth
18:43 looking at the people who actually keep
18:45 the lights on for the entire network,
18:48 the miners.
18:49 Now, there's a common
18:50 misconception that miners are just there
18:53 to print new bitcoins.
18:55 But in reality, they play two critical roles.
18:58 They're the transaction processors and the
19:01 security guards of the system.
19:03 Every time you send Bitcoin, a minor has to
19:06 verify that you actually have the funds
19:09 and then record that transaction into a
19:11 block.
19:12 In exchange for doing this work
19:14 and providing the massive computing
19:16 power that secures the network against
19:18 hackers, they get paid in two ways.
19:21 Transaction fees and a block subsidy of
19:23 newly minted bitcoins.
19:25 But lately, being a bodyguard for the blockchain has
19:29 become a very expensive and very
19:31 unprofitable hobby.
19:33 The problem is something called hash price.
19:36 For those of you who don't spend your time in
19:38 industrial warehouses in Texas, hash
19:41 price is the industry's way of measuring
19:43 the daily dollar revenue a minor earns
19:45 from their computing power.
19:47 Since the beginning of 2026, it's been sitting at
19:50 record lows, meaning that for many
19:53 operators, the cost of the electricity
19:56 to run the machines is now higher than
19:58 the total value of the Bitcoin and fees
20:00 they collect.
20:02 My friend Ben Jordan, who
20:04 does spend some of his spare time
20:05 outside data centers in Texas
20:08 investigating the acoustic impact of
20:10 these places, explains that the way
20:12 Bitcoin mining works is often
20:15 misunderstood.
20:16 Many people understand that it's set up
20:19 such that the network difficulty
20:21 regulates itself to ensure that miners
20:24 stay profitable, but it's actually an
20:26 autonomous process with rigid
20:28 thresholds.
20:29 The mining difficulty only
20:31 adjusts every 2016 blocks, which is
20:34 roughly every 2 weeks.
20:37 If the price of
20:37 Bitcoin crashes or if electricity costs
20:40 spike in the middle of that window, the
20:43 difficulty doesn't know.
20:45 So the difficulty stays high.
20:47 As Ben points out, the system wasn't designed for
20:50 massive industrial data centers.
20:53 It was designed for hobbyists.
20:55 So while waiting for that twoe window to close and the
20:58 difficulty to ease up, these data
21:01 centers have to either eat a massive
21:03 loss or stop operating entirely while
21:06 their overhead costs continue to pile
21:08 up.
21:09 Ben also highlights that these data
21:11 centers usually buy electricity in bulk
21:14 contracts with fixed prices, which isn't
21:17 as flexible as your metered power bill
21:19 at home.
21:20 It's a bit like if everyone in
21:21 a city bought their electricity in bulk,
21:24 anticipating a massive heat wave, and
21:26 then the heatwave never came, and then
21:29 everyone underordered for the next
21:31 month, and then an unexpected heat wave
21:34 hits.
21:34 The power company can't just snap
21:37 its fingers and increase output.
21:39 This can create a massive mismatch between
21:42 the digital needs of the network and the
21:44 physical reality of the grid, especially
21:47 in places like Texas, where winter
21:49 storms in early 2026 have already forced
21:53 miners to shut down to save the local
21:55 population from blackouts.
21:57 Faced with shrinking margins and a hash price at
22:01 structural lows, some of the biggest
22:03 names in the industry have started
22:05 pivoting from being crypto miners to AI
22:08 data center developers.
22:10 Why spend millions of dollars in electricity to
22:14 solve arbitrary math problems for a
22:16 volatile token when you can rent that
22:19 same power to an AI company for a more
22:21 predictable high margin fee.
22:24 Wall Street is already cheering for this change.
22:28 Morgan Stanley recently initiated
22:30 coverage on miners with massive upside
22:33 price targets.
22:34 They argue that these
22:36 companies should be valued like
22:37 infrastructure reats because they have
22:40 what AI companies crave, time to power,
22:43 meaning that they already have the grid
22:45 connections and the sheds that big tech
22:48 is currently fighting over.
22:50 There is a catch, however.
22:52 If the American miners
22:54 all decide that hosting anime girlfriend
22:57 chat bots for XAI is more profitable
23:00 than securing the blockchain, the
23:02 network itself becomes a lot less
23:04 American.
23:05 Currently, the US has about 37
23:08 12% of the world's hash rate.
23:10 If they stop mining, the power shifts to Russia
23:14 and China, which have not traditionally
23:16 been seen as US allies.
23:18 For President Trump, who promised to make America the
23:21 crypto capital of the world, watching
23:23 the network move to Moscow and Beijing
23:26 while American rigs are busy training
23:28 LLMs would be a bit of an awkward
23:31 outcome.
23:32 Speaking of China, while the US
23:34 is trying to decide if crypto is a
23:37 commodity or a security, Beijing has
23:39 started reminding Chinese citizens that
23:42 they've already made up their minds.
23:45 In February 2026, the People's Bank of
23:48 China and seven other agencies released
23:50 a notice doubling down on their total
23:53 ban.
23:54 This time they specifically
23:56 targeted the latest industry buzzword,
23:59 realworld asset tokenization.
24:02 This is the idea that you can take something
24:04 useful like a building or a lithium mine
24:07 and turn it into a digital token to sell
24:10 to investors abroad.
24:12 Beijing has explicitly labeled this illegal
24:15 financial activity and also banned the
24:18 unauthorized offshore issuance of any
24:21 stable coins pegged to the Chinese one.
24:24 The Chinese government is fiercely
24:26 protective of their monetary sovereignty
24:29 and they view Shadow Wan tokens
24:31 circulating on global exchanges as a
24:34 direct threat to their control.
24:36 While the rest of the world is busy
24:38 democratizing digital assets, China is
24:41 building a wall around them.
24:43 As one commentator put it, it wouldn't be a
24:46 bare market if China wasn't banning
24:48 crypto.
24:49 While the miners are busy
24:51 becoming AI landlords, and the
24:53 institutional plumbing is freezing up,
24:56 the more enthusiastic end of the market
24:58 hasn't disappeared.
25:00 It's just moved house.
25:02 The new big thing is, of course,
25:04 prediction markets.
25:05 Platforms like Poly Market and Kalshi have seen a massive
25:09 surge in volume as traders move away
25:12 from trying to guess the price of a
25:13 memecoin and instead start betting on
25:16 real world events.
25:17 And I don't just mean
25:18 the next Fed rate cut.
25:20 You can now bet
25:21 on things like whether Jesus Christ will
25:24 return before 2027.
25:26 And because this is
25:27 the crypto industry, there's a separate
25:29 derivative market where you can bet on
25:32 whether the odds of the original Jesus
25:34 bet will go up or down.
25:36 Being able to gamble on the rapture obviously makes it
25:40 a bit more exciting.
25:42 Platforms like Cali and Poly Market have seen an explosion
25:46 in volume, recently logging a staggering
25:49 6.3 billion in trading tied to the Super
25:52 Bowl.
25:53 To put that in perspective, that's
25:55 nearly four times the volume of all
25:58 legal US sports books combined for the
26:01 same event.
26:02 And the most incredible
26:03 part, the prediction markets didn't run
26:06 a single Super Bowl ad.
26:08 While DraftKings and FanDuel were spending millions on
26:12 302 spots, Kelshi was becoming the
26:15 biggest brand of the Super Bowl simply
26:18 through the product itself.
26:20 Part of the reason that these platforms are booming
26:23 is that they found a clever legal
26:25 loophole.
26:26 By branding themselves as
26:28 financial derivatives regulated at the
26:30 federal level by the CFTC, they're able
26:33 to operate in many US states where
26:36 traditional sports betting is still
26:38 banned.
26:39 Prediction markets have become a
26:40 way to gamble on football in a state
26:43 that doesn't allow gambling simply by
26:45 calling your bet a swap contract.
26:48 This brings us to what Zeke Fox calls the
26:51 jugalo theory of crypto resilience, but
26:54 with a very important catch.
26:57 Zeke points out that on the surface, Bitcoiners look
27:00 a lot like fans of the band Insane Clown
27:03 Posi.
27:04 They have their own slang, their
27:05 own face paint, the the laser eyes, and
27:09 a shared sense of being misunderstood by
27:11 the normies.
27:13 But Zeke makes a brilliant
27:14 distinction.
27:15 Jugalos are actually more
27:17 honest.
27:18 If you tell a jugalo that the
27:20 music that they like is terrible, they
27:22 don't really care.
27:23 They aren't trying to
27:24 recruit you because your fandom doesn't
27:27 affect their life.
27:28 But in crypto, the
27:30 subculture is a financial pyramid.
27:33 Because there are no fundamentals to
27:35 talk about, no earnings, no dividends,
27:37 no underlying businesses.
27:39 The only way for a believer to get rich is to
27:43 convince other people to become a
27:44 believer, too.
27:46 The crypto subculture isn't just a community.
27:49 It's a global sales force.
27:51 The moment they stop being
27:53 able to recruit new jugalos into the
27:55 tend, the price stops moving and the
27:58 number go up magic trick fails.
28:01 This is where my friend Dimmitri Cafenus's idea
28:04 of financial nihilism fits in so
28:06 perfectly.
28:07 For the younger generation
28:09 who feel that the traditional system is
28:11 rigged and the American dream of home
28:13 ownership is out of reach.
28:15 Treating the world like a casino isn't just a choice.
28:19 It's a survival strategy.
28:21 In the financial nihilist worldview, Bitcoin
28:25 isn't a hedge against inflation or
28:27 digital gold.
28:28 It's just a high lever way
28:30 to yellow your way into a home deposit.
28:33 But as we're seeing, the casino might be
28:35 moving on.
28:36 It's more social to bet on
28:38 the Super Bowl with your friends than it
28:40 is to sit alone in a dark room trying to
28:43 recruit strangers into the digital
28:45 subculture that requires constant new
28:48 donations just to keep the lights on.
28:51 Once the ideological dream of crypto
28:53 dies, you're left just with the
28:56 gambling.
28:56 And as it turns out, the
28:58 gambling industry already has much
29:00 better content than the blockchain does.
29:03 This brings us back to the warning from
29:05 NYU's Azoderan.
29:08 The great irony of the last two years is
29:11 that by getting exactly what they
29:12 wanted, the ETFs, the institutional
29:15 respect and a crypto president, crypto
29:18 enthusiasts might have accidentally
29:20 killed the very thing that made Bitcoin
29:22 special.
29:23 Deodorant points to real estate
29:25 as a cautionary tale of
29:27 financialization.
29:29 For decades, he points out, real estate
29:31 was the king of uncorrelated assets.
29:34 If you owned a physical apartment building,
29:36 its value was mostly independent of what
29:39 the S&P 500 was doing on a Tuesday
29:42 afternoon.
29:43 It was driven by local
29:45 housing demand, local rents, and
29:47 physical scarcity.
29:48 But then came the
29:49 financialization of the sector through
29:52 real estate investment trusts and
29:54 mortgage back securities.
29:55 Suddenly your real estate wasn't just a building.
29:59 It was a liquid tradable ticker symbol.
30:02 And the moment it became easy to trade, it
30:05 started behaving exactly like everything
30:07 else.
30:08 Today the REIT market is highly
30:10 correlated with the stock market and
30:13 sensitive to financial flows, market
30:16 sentiment, and so on.
30:17 By making it part
30:18 of the system, it became subject to the
30:21 systems risks.
30:23 we might start to see the
30:24 exact same thing happen to Bitcoin.
30:26 For years, the dream was this idea of
30:29 decoupling.
30:30 The idea that Bitcoin would
30:31 be the one thing that stood tall while
30:33 the rest of the world burned.
30:35 But now that it's plugged into the plumbing of
30:38 Wall Street through ETFs, futures, and
30:40 options, that dream might be dead.
30:43 The moment a hedge fund can sell Bitcoin as
30:46 easily as they can sell Apple stock to
30:48 cover a margin call, Bitcoin becomes
30:51 systemically linked, it's now affected
30:54 by the same interest rate shifts, the
30:56 same risk appetite swings, and the same
30:59 liquidity drains as a grocery store
31:01 chain or a toothpaste company.
31:04 Looking forward, even if this crypto winter ends
31:07 and Bitcoin finds a new stable level, we
31:10 have to ask, will it ever be an
31:12 independent asset again?
31:14 Or has it simply become a high beta non-ividend
31:17 paying tech stock that we've
31:19 collectively agreed to call digital
31:21 gold?
31:22 If Bitcoin is not a currency, not
31:24 a particularly good inflation hedge, and
31:27 it's now tethered to the very financial
31:30 system it was designed to replace, then
31:32 what is it?
31:33 It's a collectible.
31:35 And as we know, the price of a collectible
31:37 depends entirely on the mood of the next
31:40 person in line.
31:42 Right now, that person
31:43 is looking at their S&P 500 returns are
31:46 looking at a gambling app on their phone
31:49 and starting to wonder if crypto was
31:51 just a very expensive ticket to a party
31:53 that ended years ago.
31:55 If you found this
31:56 video interesting, you should watch my
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