Parking Garage Showdown | Psych

0:00 It's good.

0:00 These prints are going to give us our killer,

0:02 tie this case up in a neat little murder bow.

0:04 Oh, yeah.

0:05 You know, it's just so satisfying matching prints to murders.

0:09 Oh.

0:11 What the hell?

0:11 Are you okay?

0:12 No.

0:13 No, you know, I'm I'm feeling nauseous and crampy and uh Lady doctor.

0:21 Yeah.

0:22 [sighs and gasps] Oh, dear god.

0:24 Laura, you can tell me.

0:27 Are you carrying Spencer's unwanted seed?

0:34 Oh, crap.

0:37 Custer and his perfect athletic build.

0:40 That's what got him the job.

0:42 Makes sense.

0:42 I would I would give him the job.

0:44 But he could get any job.

0:45 Why does he want my job?

0:47 It's because he's got perfect teeth.

0:48 Perfect teeth and a perfect mind.

0:50 He's just in love with me.

0:51 Nope.

0:51 I'm not going to let you date a smoker.

0:53 I'm not going to date him, Shawn.

0:58 Hey, Jules.

0:59 Okay.

1:01 That's not great.

1:03 Weird.

1:04 Super weird.

1:05 Okay, bye.

1:06 We are out of time.

1:08 Lassie's about to have the print results.

1:10 Jules is trying to stall him by pretending to be carrying Starfish Spencer.

1:13 Starfish who?

1:14 My firstborn, Starfish.

1:16 Named after the graceful and stylish sea creature.

1:18 Oh.

1:19 I like I like it a lot.

1:25 Man, your boyfriend is gone.

1:27 He's not my boyfriend, Shawn.

1:29 What?

1:33 Where did he go?

1:34 What happened?

1:38 Man, I don't want to run anymore.

1:41 Hello, gentlemen.

1:42 Sorry to bother you.

1:45 Uh hey, Sally.

1:47 What's happening?

1:49 What I found.

1:51 Wow.

1:52 Just for poops and giggles, how how how did you find that?

1:56 I did a hypothetical evidence disposal [music] route based

1:59 on the criminal profile I established for the perpetrators of the crime,

2:03 which led me to T.J.

2:04 Maxx, where I bought these boots priced competitively.

2:09 Then, I went to the dumpster behind Calamity Juan's Mexican Cafe.

2:14 Ring a bell?

2:26 As we have this, guess who wrote the note

2:29 that was clenched in the creature's dead hand.

2:31 Okay, okay, Sally.

2:32 You got me.

2:32 All right, you got me.

2:33 You know who wrote the note to Creech?

2:35 Me.

2:35 It was me.

2:36 But you know what?

2:36 I did not kill him.

2:38 Mr.

2:38 Custer, I know two things to be true.

2:40 One, Teddy Fincher is in love with you.

2:42 Told you.

2:43 Shawn.

2:44 Two, you did not kill Mr.

2:45 Creech.

2:47 Thank you.

2:49 You crafty son of a You know exactly who killed Creech, don't you?

2:53 Well, go ahead.

2:54 Tell us who it is.

2:58 Sally?

2:59 Sally, what Sally?

3:07 [music]

3:13 Gus, remind me what déjà vu is.

3:14 This is déjà vu.

3:15 Gus, you realize that bag is a treasure trove of our DNA,

3:18 blood, sweat, tears, hair, your boogers.

3:22 to fry for this, Shawn.

3:23 Yeah.

3:23 Well, you'll fry.

3:24 I'll plead down to community service of some kind.

3:27 But I'm still with you on this thing, man.

3:30 If you want to go against everything we stand for, learn from our mistakes,

3:33 then we should probably not dispose of that evidence.

3:36 But if you want to stick with tradition,

3:39 make the same mistakes over and over and over again, then we should just No.

3:43 No.

3:44 No.

3:44 I'm not touching a thing, Shawn.

3:46 I don't need to.

3:47 You know why?

3:48 I'm innocent, and the truth shall set me free.

3:51 Hurricane Carter, I'm proud of you.

3:54 I'm proud of me, too.

3:55 But the truth is going to land you in a field, probably in Moab,

3:59 in front of a firing squad full of men that look like Patrick Wilson.

4:02 Custer!

4:03 Custer!

4:04 You two have a lot of explaining to do.

4:08 This ends now, Shawn.

4:24 Gus!

4:27 Never.

4:28 I've got something.

4:28 Follow me.

4:30 The hell are you going?

4:31 What are you Playtime's over, Sally.

4:34 Get up.

4:35 Sally!

4:40 Oh, crap.

4:50 Custer.

4:53 Sherman, call this in.

4:54 Secure the crime scene.

4:55 Morrison, whatever the hell your name is, come with me.

4:58 Whoa, buddy.

5:21 Where in the hell are we?

5:23 It is in times like these, our darkest hours, I find clarity.

5:28 Sorry, everybody.

5:28 Sorry.

5:29 Sorry, everyone.

5:30 Excuse us.

5:30 Sorry to interrupt.

5:35 With regards to this month's sales contest, first prize is Cadillac Eldorado.

5:40 What?

5:41 Second prize is a stick knife.

5:43 Shawn, we do not have time for Baldwin.

5:45 Lassie's going to come around that corner any second now and arrest us.

5:47 All right, all right, all right.

5:48 It is at this point that I will give you all closure.

5:50 I know who killed Dorian Creech.

5:54 It was this guy.

5:57 Mitch Murray, the sharp-dressed salesman who gave us life to this company,

6:02 but who was also cooking the books,

6:04 inflating the numbers so it looked as if every

6:06 branch office of Central Coast was doing gangbusters business.

6:09 That is completely and categorically false.

6:13 The police have a large bag of evidence on level 4F of the parking garage.

6:17 5E, Shawn.

6:18 Inside this large bag,

6:20 they will discover a fax of various earning reports sent by Dorian Creech.

6:25 A fax containing the real numbers.

6:28 You came down here to sweet-talk him, didn't you?

6:31 You knew he was onto your little scheme,

6:33 and I am sensing that you tried to buy his silence

6:36 by offering him a job starting small forward for the San Antonio Spurs.

6:40 With our pharmaceutical division in San Antonio.

6:42 [music] That, too.

6:43 But he didn't want that job.

6:46 He wanted the sweet, big [snorts] wig job you have sacked down.

6:50 That's right.

6:51 So, you know what?

6:52 I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID job in San Antonio.

6:55 I'm going to get your job.

6:55 [music] And because Dorian Creech is a three-time gold medalist of d-bags,

7:00 he relished the opportunity to take you down.

7:03 So, what did you do?

7:07 Stabbed him three times in the back with the letter opener.

7:11 Are you really going to listen to this guy who doesn't even tuck in his shirt?

7:16 Nobody even knows your name.

7:17 What's my name?

7:19 Suck it.

7:20 That's my name.

7:21 And what's your fatal flaw?

7:23 You didn't realize that one of your contact lenses popped out during the attack.

7:27 This is Mr.

7:27 Murray, SVP from corporate.

7:30 That's what put you at the crime scene, Jack.

7:32 And what you definitely didn't count on was

7:34 rockstar badass security guard Valerie Laverne Sally.

7:38 His name is Leslie, Shawn.

7:39 Sally was getting too close,

7:40 just hours away from restoring the footage on the damaged security hard drives.

7:45 So, you poisoned the man's thermos?

7:50 Now, the $60,000 question, is that accurate?

7:57 You're darn right it is.

7:59 Nowadays, I got to pump up numbers and make excuses for all you losers.

8:05 And that greedy son of a sailor, Dorian Creech, he decides he's going to out me

8:10 [music] and take my job.

8:10 Well, that wasn't going to happen, not by him, not by nobody.

8:13 I even voted this boob to lead the branch.

8:16 So, as to avoid that ever happening again, Do not move.

8:21 Spencer, Custer, I am You just sought to give me Damn it.

8:28 You two nimrods still have a lot of explaining to do.

8:31 What?

8:34 Huh?

8:36 Helen.

8:39 I like your shirt, Gus.

8:42 Thanks, Finchy.

8:44 Thanks.

8:46 It's all right.

8:59 [music] Psych.

9:00 Finchy, I can't talk right now.

9:03 Yes, of course I like spicy food.

9:06 What?

9:06 No, I can't go out to dinner with you.

9:08 As a friend or No, I will not text you later.

9:14 What was that all about?

9:15 Gus's coworker's in love with him, but he's a smoker.

9:20 Guys, I've made a decision.

9:23 I would like to remain in the dark when it

9:25 comes to the ways you guys go about solving your cases.

9:27 Jules, that is a very wise decision, and not just because we are in the dark.

9:31 The true beauty is that you have nothing to worry about.

9:34 Gus and I never leave anything behind when we clean up our messes.

9:38 I know [music] you know that I'm not telling the truth.

9:42 I know you know they just don't have any clue [music] into deception.

9:46 Learn how to bend your worst intentions and psych you out in the end.