Moments The Cast Didn’t Stand A Chance 🤣 Wild 'N Out

0:00 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Uh-oh.

0:05 Oh, my God!

0:07 [PANTING] DJ D-WREK: Earthquake.

0:09 [LAUGHTER] I'm sorry.

0:14 The whole front row was scared as [BLEEP].

0:16 [LAUGHTER] Bruh, that boy got a coochie in the front.

0:20 Look.

0:21 CONCEITED: Yep, got a camel foot.

0:22 [LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: Got a front wedgie.

0:25 Ayo, Nick, that pit farts mother-[BLEEP] bad.

0:27 CHICO BEAN: --man.

0:28 Ay, untuck your shorts, man.

0:30 Oh!

0:31 Oh!

0:33 [BELL RINGS, LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGING,

0:38 APPLAUSE] Your pairing is polygamy versus monogamy.

0:44 [APPLAUSE, OVERLAPPING SPEECH] All right.

0:47 I'll do it.

0:48 NICK CANNON: Knock it out, G.

0:49 Let's go, OG.

0:52 So why you only wanna be with one [BLEEP]?

0:55 Don't you know Black men don't cheat?

0:57 [APPLAUSE] OK.

1:01 Then why'd you cap in that song?

1:03 AUDIENCE: Oh!

1:04 Don't you believe people can change?

1:06 Why is Canada so clean?

1:08 Why are you so dirty?

1:10 [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS] Did DC give you that bra to make your doo rag out of?

1:16 [LAUGHTER, EXCLAIMING] [CHUCKLES] Did he— [LAUGHS] [BEEP,

1:22 LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: That was a good round!

1:26 Your pairing is Nick Cannon versus Jessica White.

1:29 NICK CANNON: That's not a topic.

1:30 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] CONTESTANT: This [BLEEP] is real life.

1:37 MAN: OK!

1:39 [MURMURS] So— What you doing?

1:43 [LAUGHS] [CHUCKLES] So did you get [BLEEP] when we did that album cover shoot?

1:49 DJ D-WREK: Wow.

1:50 I quit.

1:50 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] You're a goddess.

2:00 We done seen some movies before.

2:03 Old School—- We gonna be in trouble today.

2:04 --are we ready?

2:05 We got this?

2:06 DJ D-WREK: All right.

2:07 Old School, wild out.

2:08 [APPLAUSE, HIP HOP MUSIC] [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) My mama said,

2:15 life is like a box of chocolates 'Cause you

2:19 never know what you gonna get I'm screaming out, Jenny [LAUGHTER] Jenny Jeanie?

2:30 Jeanay Jenny?

2:32 [LAUGHS] This girl— [BEEP] NICK CANNON: She cheated.

2:35 She said it!

2:37 She said it!

2:37 NICK CANNON: She cheated!

2:38 She looked!

2:39 No, I didn't!

2:39 NICK CANNON: Next one Next one.

2:40 CONTESTANT: I'm not looking!

2:41 I'm not looking!

2:42 I'm not looking!

2:42 DJ D-WREK: Here we go.

2:43 Y'all complicating things.

2:44 Aight, look.

2:45 I didn't— I gotta rhyme the words.

2:46 I'mma stand while you shit.

2:48 Please.

2:49 Tag you.

2:50 It.

2:50 Aw, thank you!

2:51 NICK CANNON: There we go.

2:52 Thank you!

2:53 NICK CANNON: Thank you.

2:53 Thank you!

2:54 Y'all need to play like that, please.

2:55 NICK CANNON: Red Squad.

2:56 WOMAN: OK.

2:56 Ah!

2:57 DJ D-WREK: Aight, here we go.

2:58 NICK CANNON: Let's go, Devin.

3:00 I'm clumsy, but I'm no duck.

3:02 When I laugh, I go, a-huck, a-huck, a— A goofy movie!

3:05 No, I know.

3:05 Yeah, OK.

3:06 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] Make it easy for me.

3:12 Karlito.

3:13 OK.

3:14 I'mma it easy, too.

3:15 Thank you.

3:16 I hope you ain't scared, 'cause people on this show be like, uh.

3:20 It's the— [LAUGHS] People?

3:24 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] Oh, you can't go.

3:28 NICK CANNON: This might— this might be

3:31 the worst in the history of Sex, Flix& Chill.

3:36 Nicholas, you get up here.

3:38 Nicholas, you get up here.

3:39 [APPLAUSE] I'm gonna bake his ass, yo.

3:44 Let me get this one, yo.

3:45 Tell him to stay in his lane!

3:49 Boss, you ready?

3:50 Ready.

3:51 Chance the Rapper, you ready?

3:53 Ready.

3:53 Wild-out route!

3:54 Boy, if you don't get your goddamn "I made

3:56 these jeans from scratch" Paddington-Bear-patch-looking ass up out of here!

4:00 MAN: Uh-oh.

4:01 DC YOUNG FLY: Bake his ass.

4:02 MAN: Uh-oh!

4:03 Now I gotta bake his ass!

4:04 Bake his ass.

4:05 Now I'm gonna bake his ass!

4:07 Nerdy, Killmonger-looking ass with them [INDISTINCT] braids, boy!

4:12 Emo-Quavo-looking-ass boy!

4:14 No!

4:15 Boy, get yo, "these jeans came with a pack

4:17 of Newports" looking ass up outta here!

4:19 No!

4:19 "The Love Below" swag-ass boy!

4:21 You look like one of Andre 3000's backup dancers,

4:24 boy, with them tight-ass patchwork jeans, boy!

4:27 Boy—- No!

4:28 --boy, if you don't get your Rick

4:29 Ross starter-kit-beard-having ass up out of here!

4:32 Skinny crackhead in drag-looking-ass boy!

4:35 Nah, I really gotta bake your ass.

4:36 If you don't take them braids out,

4:37 you're not gonna be able to write no more seasons.

4:39 Headache-head-ass boy!

4:41 Little-chain-head-ass boy!

4:43 One-earring-wearing-ass boy!

4:44 Little cheese [BLEEP]-ass boy!

4:46 Dorito [INDISTINCT] ass boy!

4:47 [BLEEP]— [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [CLAMORING, APPLAUSE, BELL RINGING] Not you!

4:53 [CLAMORING] GROUP: Red Squad!

4:58 MAN: Ay!

4:59 GROUP: Red Squad!

5:01 Red Squad!

5:02 Let's— damn!

5:04 OK.

5:05 I thought you were supposed to be a positive rapper.

5:07 [LAUGHTER] Red Squad, give me Pretty V.

5:10 Let's go, V.

5:12 Red Squad, give me Justin A.

5:15 [LAUGHTER] Who's that?

5:17 Justina, I need you here.

5:18 Justin A.

5:19 Yeah, Justina.

5:21 MAN: Justin.

5:22 NICK CANNON: Justin A.

5:23 Sorry.

5:23 OK.

5:24 Things are getting a little heated up, so let me remind you of the rules.

5:27 Two shakies and you're out of here.

5:29 Take too long and you're gone.

5:31 [LAUGHTER] Respect the roasters.

5:34 Most importantly— ALL: Respect the ref!

5:38 Justina, you ready?

5:39 You damn right.

5:40 Pretty V, you ready?

5:41 V ready.

5:42 Wild-out route!

5:44 [LAUGHTER] [CLEARS THROAT] You know what, Nick?

5:47 I don't even like bitches from Jersey.

5:49 MAN: Who did that?

5:50 [CHUCKLES] [LAUGHTER]- Go ahead.

5:54 She said it.

5:55 Yes.

5:55 I don't.

5:56 She said it.

5:57 I don't like bitches— let her talk.

5:58 I don't like bitches from Jersey.

6:00 [WHISTLING] You don't like a shake either.

6:02 That's what you got.

6:03 [LAUGHTER] Go ahead.

6:06 Well, I hate a slutty chick from Miami that's mad-dirty.

6:09 AUDIENCE: Oh!

6:10 Bitch, shut up.

6:11 That's mad-wordy.

6:12 [LAUGHTER] [INDISTINCT EXCHANGE] [CLAMORING, WHISTLING] Let me talk.

6:25 Let me talk.

6:26 NICK CANNON: Let her cook!

6:27 OK.

6:27 I'll give the people what— --from Jersey, and the bitch is mad-wordy.

6:30 I will give the people what they want.

6:33 Two shakes, you!

6:34 Hey!

6:35 ALL: Got damned.

6:37 It's OK.

6:39 You ain't let her cook.

6:40 You ain't let my queen cook.

6:42 [APPLAUSE] OK, give me Nicholas Cannon.

6:46 Give me Marlon Wayans.

6:47 [APPLAUSE] Boss, you ready?

6:53 Ready.

6:53 Marlon, you ready?

6:54 Yeah.

6:55 Wild-out route!

6:56 [LAUGHTER] If you don't get your "look up,

6:59 Marlon, say, cheese" [BLEEP] up out of here!

7:01 If you don't get your weird-outfit ass out here, [BLEEP],

7:05 it look like you sit knees-first [BLEEP]

7:07 on the couch like a— [LAUGHTER] EMMANUEL HUDSON: [WHISTLES] One-hitter quitter!

7:14 You, out!

7:16 ALL: Got damned!

7:18 [BELL RINGING, APPLAUSE] EMMANUEL HUDSON: Let's keep it going, OK?

7:21 Give me DC Young Fly.

7:23 [APPLAUSE] Give me some B Simone.

7:30 [APPLAUSE] B Simone, you ready?

7:36 Ready.

7:37 EMMANUEL HUDSON: DC Young Fly, you ready?

7:39 Yeah, ready.

7:40 Wild-out route!

7:40 DC, you the only gangster from Atlanta with asthma.

7:42 Ooh!

7:43 West Side is the best side.

7:44 Hold on, y'all, let me take my asthma— I do got asthma, but guess what?

7:49 When you wake up in the morning, your [BLEEP] yawn like this.

7:51 [LAUGHTER] No, let me talk!

7:59 No, let me talk.

8:00 Let me talk.

8:01 DC!

8:02 [CLAMORING] DC!

8:05 [WHISTLING] Whoa, hey!

8:13 One-hitter quitter!

8:15 TKO, you.

8:16 Out!

8:17 ALL: Got damned!

8:19 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] Give me Bobb'e J.

8:24 I need you here, Bobb'e J.

8:25 [APPLAUSE] Give me Justina.

8:30 OK, let's go.

8:31 Let's go.

8:32 Let's go.

8:33 Let's go.

8:34 Let's go.

8:35 Justina, you ready?

8:36 You damn right.

8:36 Bobb'e J, you ready?

8:37 I'm ready.

8:38 Wild-out route!

8:39 I see they set the bar real low.

8:41 Bobb'e, it looks like your mom got pregnant off pre-[BLEEP].

8:43 MAN: Oh.

8:44 [LAUGHTER] Ay, ain't she built like one of the strippers in Grand Theft Auto?

8:49 [LAUGHTER] Ay, let me— hold on.

8:51 Let me see you move like this.

8:53 [INDISTINCT] Let me see you move like this.

8:55 Let me see you do it.

8:56 Let me see you do it.

8:57 Let me see you do it.

8:58 [LAUGHTER] Bobb'e.

9:02 You!

9:04 Out!

9:05 ALL: Got damned!

9:08 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] New School, give me Mimi.

9:12 Mimi, I need you here.

9:13 Whoa!

9:14 [APPLAUSE] Old School, give me Shuler.

9:18 I need you here, Shuler.

9:19 [APPLAUSE] Wild-out route!

9:25 Ladies first, please.

9:26 Ladies first.

9:26 Go ahead.

9:27 Oh, OK.

9:28 LOVELY MIMI: Ladies first.

9:28 SHULER KING: All right.

9:29 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] You look like an angel that sell [BLEEP] on the side.

9:33 [LAUGHTER] One-hitter quitter!

9:38 One-hitter quitter!

9:39 I'm gonna save you further embarrassment.

9:42 You, out!

9:43 ALL: Got damned!

9:45 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] You know what?

9:49 You're on fire.

9:50 Give me Shuler.

9:51 I need you back up here.

9:52 Shuler, I need you here.

9:53 [APPLAUSE] Maddy, you're up.

9:57 Give me Maddy.

9:58 WOMAN: Get him, [INDISTINCT]!

9:59 [APPLAUSE] Wild-out route!

10:04 Ladies first again.

10:05 OK.

10:06 Ooh, Shuler.

10:08 You're like an umbrella, 'cause when I'm with you, I do not get wet.

10:12 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] Maddy,

10:17 you look like you lost your virginity to one of your daddy's farm animals.

10:21 ALL: Oh!

10:23 I know you get a little [BLEEP] when I do this.

10:25 [NICKERS] [LAUGHTER] EMMANUEL HUDSON: [WHISTLES] You!

10:33 Out!

10:34 ALL: Got damned!

10:35 [BELL RINGS, APPLAUSE] CONTESTANT: Come on!

10:38 Come on!

10:38 Come on!

10:41 What's up, Nick?

10:42 Hey.

10:42 What's happening?

10:43 Question for you.

10:44 This is what I wanna know, aight?

10:46 We already know, you know, you're a good baby daddy.

10:48 We done heard all about it, all you do for your baby mamas.

10:51 I think it's great.

10:52 So I was wondering, hypothetically speaking,

10:54 if you pay for all your baby mamas to go on a trip together,

10:58 Cancun, Mexico, they go to brunch.

11:01 They done had one too many mimosas.

11:03 Goddamn fight break out.

11:06 They all go to jail.

11:08 [LAUGHTER] You are only allowed to bond out two—

11:12 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] --to help you take care of them kids.

11:17 Who you bonding out?

11:18 [LAUGHTER] You know you're under oath!

11:26 You're under oath!

11:27 I plead the fifth.

11:30 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] Objection sustained.

11:40 Mr.

11:40 Cannon, is it safe to say— you are a lover of love, correct?

11:45 Absolutely, yeah.

11:46 Yes.

11:47 Well, let the evidence show.

11:48 Yes.

11:49 In April of this year,

11:51 you had some comments about Taylor Swift— [CROWD EXCLAIMING]

11:56 --and how you wanted her to be your next baby mama.

12:00 [LAUGHTER] So my question for you is,

12:03 since you love love and you wanna start a family with her, please

12:08 name your five favorite Taylor Swift songs or plead the fifth.

12:12 I plead the fifth.

12:14 [APPLAUSE, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Yeah!

12:21 ALL: Yeah.

12:22 Yeah.

12:23 Your honor, I'm sorry I'm late.

12:25 You said, order in the court.

12:27 Trick ordered ass.

12:28 I didn't know how to Uber-Eats that.

12:29 [LAUGHTER] Now, Nick— [LAUGHS] Yeah?

12:33 --Trick love the kids.

12:35 NICK CANNON: Yeah.

12:36 But you, you really love the kids.

12:38 I have to.

12:40 And I hate the fact that we know how much you love the kids,

12:42 and they really got on you 'cause you had forgot one of their names.

12:46 It— it happens.

12:48 Name— Your mama done forgot your name, too.

12:50 Shut up.

12:51 Come on.

12:51 [LAUGHTER] Names are hard.

12:54 Now, birthdays, birthdays are easy.

12:56 AUDIENCE: Nah.

12:57 So, Nick— [CROWD EXCLAIMING] DJ D-WREK: Wow.

13:02 --I just wanna know what the month, day, and year is for all your kids.

13:09 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] We don't have enough time.

13:11 I plead the fifth.

13:13 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] He don't play this game fair.

13:22 What's up, AB?

13:23 What's up, K?

13:24 Just know my beef ain't with you, bruh.

13:26 That's the same boots SpongeBob was cooking burgers in.

13:29 [LAUGHTER] I wanna ask Nick— You on my team!

13:34 I do not care.

13:35 [LAUGHTER] We not gonna be here a long time, bruh.

13:40 People always come up here and talk bad about you.

13:43 Oh, he got a bunch of kids.

13:44 He do this.

13:44 He do that.

13:45 I just wanna know one thing before we finish, one thing.

13:49 You got a whole lot of baby mamas now, right?

13:51 Yes.

13:52 So look right at the camera and tell America

13:55 which one of your baby mamas got the smallest crib.

13:58 [CROWD EXCLAIMING] CONCEITED: Shit.

14:04 Nick, you can—- You did.

14:05 --answer that.

14:05 You can answer that.

14:06 You can answer that.

14:07 CONCEITED: Nothing wrong with that.

14:08 I plead the fifth.

14:11 [BELL RINGS, LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Let me get DC Young Fly.

14:16 You go— yeah, you gonna spit.

14:17 The team that spits the most loses.

14:20 I never did this before.

14:22 I never did this before.

14:24 DJ D-WREK: Well, you gonna do it now.

14:26 What do I do?

14:27 Fill up your mouth with water, both of y'all.

14:29 Don't you say that to me.

14:30 [LAUGHTER] Ladies, wild out.

14:34 [APPLAUSE] DaniLeigh, you are doing a great job.

14:41 She really is.

14:42 But DC, show them how you ate my [BLEEP] last night.

14:44 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] MAN: You!

14:53 Take that down!

14:54 Take that down!

14:55 Take that down!

14:57 Justina, take this with you.

14:59 [BEEP] Y'all nasty as hell.

15:01 MAN: Here we go.

15:02 [APPLAUSE] [CHUCKLES] You know what I'm thinking, right, DC?

15:11 [CHUCKLES] I was just back there watching, like, damn, you just kissed Justina.

15:16 [LAUGHTER] That means you gay.

15:20 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [SPITS] [APPLAUSE] My twin brother.

15:32 [LAUGHTER] I know you don't wanna look at yourself twerk, [BLEEP].

15:37 [LAUGHTER] Just look like the mean auntie on a Tyler Perry movie.

15:42 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] Ha!

15:45 Thank you, bitch.

15:46 Thank you, bitch.

15:48 [APPLAUSE] If all 20 friendly say, hell yeah.

15:52 ALL: Hell yeah.

15:53 [LAUGHS] I'm high as a— Dani been holding that water

15:56 in her mouth long enough to make some ramen noodles.

15:59 [LAUGHTER] MAN: She dribbling and she— she drooling.

16:02 Spit a little bit.

16:03 So I went to a restaurant the other day, right?

16:07 [LAUGHTER] And I waited forever for my waiter.

16:10 DANILEIGH: Mm-hmm.

16:11 Don't that make me the [BLEEP] waiter?

16:13 [LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: He's good.

16:19 Should be two!

16:20 [APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER] It's a bad-bitch alert!

16:23 [APPLAUSE] Excuse you.

16:30 Focus.

16:32 How you doing, DC?

16:33 [LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGS] Why are you [INDISTINCT] my joke?

16:45 He's spitting.

16:46 I wanna say my joke!

16:48 [BLEEP] out of here!

16:50 [SNORTS] COURTNEY BEE: [LAUGHS] Come on!

16:55 [BLEEP] Hey, y'all.

16:57 OK.

16:57 ALL: Hey.

16:59 So look, you know what I'm saying?

17:01 [CHUCKLES] A beautiful, big one— [LAUGHTER,

17:06 BELL RINGS] JUSTINA VALENTINE: You are beautiful, Courtney.

17:11 You are beautiful.

17:12 You are beautiful.

17:13 You know what?

17:13 [BLEEP] you, DC.

17:14 [BELL RINGING, APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: Let's do it.

17:18 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: All right, Red Squad, wild out.

17:23 [APPLAUSE] You sexy in person.

17:29 You know what?

17:30 If you gonna let me show you what I do to you after the show,

17:33 just leave that water in your mouth.

17:34 [LAUGHTER] Ah, I got a chance, huh?

17:39 [LAUGHTER] I see you later.

17:42 [LAUGHTER] What about me?

17:44 Can I have some sex?

17:45 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] DC YOUNG FLY: The way you spit that out, damn, man.

17:51 [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: Stop!

17:57 [APPLAUSE] MAN: Aw, don't give a [BLEEP].

18:01 MAN: Aw.

18:04 [APPLAUSE] Hey, Nick.

18:08 Remember the other day when I asked you about your team and who was real?

18:12 And we keep the water in your mouth if you think Justina is real.

18:14 GROUP: Yeah!

18:15 OK, cool.

18:16 Keep the water in your mouth if you think B Simone is real.

18:19 OK, Topnotch, come here, baby.

18:20 Come here real quick, please.

18:22 Come here.

18:22 Look at this, Nick.

18:23 I want you to keep the water in your mouth

18:25 if you think everything about this is real.

18:27 [WHOOPING, CHEERING] Aight, go ahead.

18:29 You just sit.

18:30 You see, Nick, this is my whole thing.

18:31 [EXCLAIMING, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE,

18:35 CLAMORING] [LAUGHTER] TERESA TOPNOTCH: --tell me that's funny.

18:43 You shut up!

18:44 Sit down!

18:45 It ain't funny.

18:46 Sit down.

18:48 Wow.

18:50 Was not expecting that.

18:51 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] SANTWON MCCRAY: (SHRIEKING) Oh, my God!

19:04 Ah!

19:06 Send your offer, bitch!

19:08 Oh, my God!

19:09 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: All right.

19:29 New School, wild out.

19:30 [APPLAUSE] Uh-uh, shut up.

19:36 Where my ladies at?

19:37 Shimmy if you hear me!

19:38 [APPLAUSE] Oh, my God.

19:42 OK, so I got a question.

19:45 Think about it.

19:46 Nate, listen.

19:48 Sir.

19:49 Look at me.

19:50 I got a question.

19:51 What did— shut up.

19:52 What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when his friend

19:55 asked if he had ice cream in the fridge?

19:58 He said, nah, just Ben and Jerry.

20:00 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Make some noise for Hitman Holla.

20:09 SANTWON MCCRAY: Yeah!

20:11 Yeah!

20:13 Yeah!

20:14 Yeah!

20:15 DJ D-WREK: Look at that, [LAUGHS] your cheerleader.

20:17 You got your own cheerleader.

20:19 (SINGING) Hallelujah, yeah, yeah [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [LAUGHTER] Hi, Kylie.

20:36 You look pretty.

20:38 You miss me?

20:39 [LAUGHTER] Remember we met in Miami?

20:46 You was like, Hitman, you so handsome.

20:49 I seen your close friends.

20:51 They're so pretty.

20:52 [LAUGHTER] Remember what you whispered in my ear?

20:56 Want me to tell them what you whispered in my ear?

20:58 WOMAN: Gotta do it.

20:59 Aight.

21:00 She— ah.

21:01 [LAUGHS] Aight.

21:05 There you go.

21:09 We wanna know!

21:10 [BELL RINGS, LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Hey, Kali.

21:22 You look good, girl.

21:23 I love your new song, by the way.

21:25 Hey, Nicky.

21:26 Ugh.

21:27 OK, so let me state the obvious.

21:29 We know, Nick, you have a lot of baby mamas.

21:32 You have a lot of kids, da, da, da, da, da.

21:34 But to end this Cannon epidemic,

21:37 I gotta call someone to do some population control.

21:42 Hola!

21:43 Soy Dora!

21:45 [LAUGHTER] Do you know where Nick's condoms are?

21:49 [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) I'm the map, I'm the map,

21:53 I'm the map, I'm the map Let's go.

21:56 [APPLAUSE] Very funny.

22:00 Very funny.

22:01 [APPLAUSE] [CLEARS THROAT] How you doing, Kali?

22:08 I seen on Google, what, you, like, 22 years old?

22:11 OK, so you relatively young.

22:13 But in music years, you've seen a lot, right?

22:17 I got a question for you.

22:18 Have you ever seen a gay security guard?

22:21 Come here, Santwon.

22:22 [LAUGHTER] No, come here.

22:25 Come here, Santwon.

22:26 Just come up here.

22:28 For real, 'cause, see, he used to work in the club.

22:31 You know why they fired him?

22:32 He kept letting [BLEEP] through the back.

22:34 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] Sorry.

22:44 [INDISTINCT] NICK CANNON: You're a wild boy.

22:46 Wild out.

22:47 [APPLAUSE] You know, Nick, every time this show start off,

22:56 all you do is go, give it up for the Red Squad.

23:00 So you feel like your squad is real.

23:01 Like, they are real, right?

23:03 Aight, let's do this.

23:04 Keep the water in your mouth if you think Chico Bean is real.

23:07 That's a real brother.

23:08 That's a real brother.

23:09 Keep the water in your mouth if you think my homie E-Man is real.

23:12 He real.

23:12 He real.

23:13 Keep the water in your mouth if you think Mimi is real.

23:15 [CHUCKLING] Aight.

23:17 What about her butt?

23:18 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] MAN: Ay!

23:22 [APPLAUSE] Listen, when I first heard G Herbo, I was like,

23:31 who is this 6 foot 6", 300-pound Chicago dude rapping like this?

23:35 And then I finally saw him.

23:36 I was like, oh, he tricked me.

23:37 This [BLEEP] built like a Swisher Sweet.

23:39 Like, how the hell?

23:40 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] Like— I'm serious, G Herbo!

23:43 Where did you get your voice from?

23:45 You 23, but your voice 60.

23:47 You had to get your voice from a voice outlet.

23:49 Lou Rawls had that voice before you, (SINGING) you'll never find.

23:52 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] Chico, you look like when the rubber break.

23:58 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] CHICO BEAN: Aight, Karlo.

24:03 Come around the front, Karlo.

24:05 Come around the front, Karlous.

24:06 Let the people see your outfit.

24:08 You dress like a Jamaican father.

24:09 Get your ass out of here.

24:10 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] You built like a single softball

24:13 coach if you ain't get your ass out of here!

24:15 CHICO BEAN: Ay!

24:16 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Man, this is crazy, like Nick.

24:27 [CHUCKLES] Whoa, yeah, like, yo.

24:29 [CHUCKLES] Not funny, huh?

24:32 [LAUGHTER] OK, so what you're not gonna do— [LAUGHTER] --is

24:38 sit up here and act like you got platinum records.

24:41 What you're not gonna do is keep letting that [BLEEP]— [EXCLAIMING,

24:45 LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] You're doing great, by the way.

24:57 I love you.

24:58 I hope you guys win this game.

24:59 [LAUGHTER] I have a joke.

25:04 Original.

25:05 [LAUGHTER] What is a liar's favorite cereal to eat?

25:12 Cap'n Crunch.

25:16 Cap'n Crunch.

25:18 Cap'n.

25:20 Stop all that cr— [BEEP, LAUGHTER] You're doing great, by the way.

25:23 I love you.

25:25 You're so hot.

25:27 You're so hot.

25:29 It's OK.

25:29 It's OK.

25:30 You can spit.

25:31 Let it out.

25:32 I'm here for you.

25:32 I'll catch it.

25:33 I'll catch it.

25:36 [LAUGHTER, EXCLAIMING] DJ D-WREK: Ah!

25:41 [LAUGHS] [BELL RINGING, AIR HORN BLOWING] [APPLAUSE] Old School, wild out.

25:50 [APPLAUSE] Marsai, listen.

25:57 I was trying to think of something to say about you to make you laugh.

26:01 But you are so wonderful and gorgeous, I couldn't even think of anything to say.

26:05 Psych?

26:06 [LAUGHTER] Your name sound like some liquor.

26:09 Like, what y'all drinking tonight?

26:10 We on that Marseilles.

26:11 [BELL RINGING] We on that Marseilles tonight, baby.

26:15 Boy, we twisted all that Marseilles tonight, baby.

26:17 Ay, what you say we drinking that Marseilles every day?

26:20 Get Marsai all over Nick.

26:21 She spit all that Marsai on me.

26:23 [LAUGHS] Sorry.

26:26 [LAUGHS] Red Squad, wild out.

26:30 [APPLAUSE] [SIGHS] I am Nicholas Cannon thoughts.

26:47 Hail to the mother-[BLEEP].

26:49 [LAUGHTER] [SHRIEKS, LAUGHS] You saw how she scoot back in her chair?

26:55 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [LAUGHS] Hold up, Nick!

27:02 She was on the edge, but when she scoot back, her feet rose!

27:05 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] DJ D-WREK: [LAUGHS] Stupid.

27:10 [APPLAUSE] Miss Juicy, you are holding it down, baby.

27:19 Now, Nick, Miss Juicy is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror.

27:26 I mean a strong, thick— Didn't we already go over this?

27:31 Nah.

27:32 Beautiful— If your booty growing, it's growing on the inside.

27:35 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] It's growing that way.

27:41 [CHUCKLES] That booty growing that way.

27:43 [CHUCKLES] You still got water in your mouth?

27:46 [LAUGHTER] Prove it.

27:49 Say, ah.

27:50 Ah.

27:52 Mm-mm.

27:53 (SINGING) Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (HUMMING) Mm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm,

27:57 mm Oh, I thought you about to fall out that damn seat.

28:01 Yeah!

28:02 [CHUCKLES] [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] Juicy, what's happening?

28:15 Nick told me you was coming,

28:17 and I ain't wanna leave you empty-handed here 'cause I know you the real one.

28:21 You like me, like, you a realist.

28:22 You know what I'm saying?

28:23 You ain't bougie.

28:24 You know what I'm saying?

28:25 I already know who you is.

28:26 And my niece outgrew it,

28:27 but I know you will rock the hell out of this if you put it on.

28:34 I know.

28:35 I know you will rock.

28:38 I know you'll rock the hell out of this.

28:39 [BELL RINGS, LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Boy, you can tell Nick don't have no friends.

28:50 Look how he dress.

28:52 Look like some [BLEEP] you'll see at Floyd Mayweather's house.

28:55 [LAUGHTER] Ay, Nick,

28:59 what'd you— [LAUGHS] what would you say if your girl caught you with Miss Juicy?

29:04 You cheating on me?

29:05 A little bit.

29:06 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE,

29:11 AIR HORN BLOWING] [APPLAUSE] I ain't got nothing to say to you, Nick.

29:22 What's up, Ari?

29:23 [HUMS "HI"] HITMAN HOLLA: How you doing?

29:25 ARI FLETCHER: [HUMS "OK"] You sexy in person, too.

29:28 So look, me and DC got a little bet, right?

29:29 He gonna tell me—- Oh, what's that?

29:31 HITMAN HOLLA: --that ain't no way you can get Ari.

29:33 I said, I'm the ladies' man of Wild 'N Out.

29:34 Ain't nobody ever said in that show I can't get— you know what I'm saying?

29:37 So he bet me $500 that I can't get you

29:40 to give me a little lap dance on stage right now.

29:43 So leave the water in your mouth if I can come over there,

29:46 you stand up, and you give me a little lap dance.

29:48 Mm-hmm.

29:49 Oh.

29:50 [APPLAUSE, EXCLAIMING] Yeah!

29:55 Yeah!

29:56 WOMAN: Ari!

29:58 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] DJ D-WREK: That was a good one.

30:08 That was crazy.

30:09 DJ D-WREK: That was a good one.

30:11 That was a good one.

30:12 NICK CANNON: (CHANTING) Ari!

30:12 Ari!

30:13 Ari!

30:13 ALL: (CHANTING) Ari!

30:15 Ari!

30:15 DJ D-WREK: All right.

30:16 New School, wild out.

30:18 Make some noise for Vinny.

30:19 [APPLAUSE] VINNY GUADAGNINO: All right.

30:24 Nick, you got a lot of kids, so it's time to try out my dad jokes.

30:28 [LAUGHTER] Give me a second.

30:32 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] OK.

30:39 How can you tell the difference between male ants and female ants?

30:45 They're all female.

30:46 Otherwise, they'd be called uncles.

30:48 [LAUGHTER] I got another one.

30:52 Hold on.

30:54 MAN: That joke took up the whole page?

30:55 [LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: Aw.

30:58 [BELL RINGS] VINNY GUADAGNINO: Wait.

31:00 One more, one more, one more, one more.

31:03 Did you hear that Angel and Big Mack started a gang?

31:08 It's a heavy set.

31:09 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] DJ D-WREK: That was a good one.

31:14 That was a good one, Vinny.

31:15 NICK CANNON: No, no, he needs it.

31:16 DJ D-WREK: Hey, Vinny.

31:17 [APPLAUSE] MAN: Let's go, Justina!

31:20 [APPLAUSE] (SINGING) All the pretty girls walk like

31:29 this, this, this, this, this You got on Rick James boots.

31:34 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] (SINGING) She's a very freaky girl [LAUGHTER]

31:38 The one you don't take home to Mama [LAUGHTER] Vette, you know I love you, girl.

31:45 (SINGING) Love [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] [APPLAUSE] What's up, Nick?

31:56 Nick, I just wanted to say, thank you, man,

31:58 for giving a brother like myself from the West side of Chicago to be on TV, man.

32:02 [APPLAUSE] 'Cause a lot of people got this perception

32:07 of me like I'm some type of bully or something.

32:09 And the truth is, I used to get my ass whooped, growing up, Nick.

32:13 And I remember one particular time this dude whooped my ass and chased me home.

32:17 As soon as I got home, my mama said to me, she said, what's going on?

32:19 I said, Ma, this boy just whooped my ass and he's still chasing me.

32:22 She said, well, I tell you what.

32:23 You ain't gonna come up here and run.

32:25 So you either take your ass out there and fight him, or fight me.

32:28 And I beat the [BLEEP] out my mama that day.

32:30 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGING] Love you, Mom.

32:35 [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] MAN: Let's go, Pretty V!

32:41 WOMAN: Let's go, sis!

32:43 What's up, Vette?

32:44 What's up, Nick?

32:45 (SINGING) I'm a genie in a bottle, hey (SPEAKING) What's up, Vette?

32:50 What they do?

32:51 You know I love you so much.

32:52 I love that blue hair.

32:54 I love you, love the "Pretty Girls Walk." Pretty V [MUTED], yeah.

32:57 OK, so they know they call you Big Boss Vette.

32:59 Mm-hmm.

33:00 You know what they call me?

33:01 Mm-mm!

33:02 Mm.

33:03 Big Boss Wet.

33:04 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] Yes!

33:09 DJ D-WREK: Oh, my God.

33:10 BIG BOSS VETTE: Yes!

33:10 That was— that was good!

33:11 DJ D-WREK: That was crazy.

33:13 MAN: Let's go, Angel!

33:15 [APPLAUSE] DJ D-WREK: Uh-oh.

33:20 Oh, my God.

33:22 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: Earthquake.

33:26 [ANGEL PANTING] I'm sorry.

33:30 The whole front row was scared as [BLEEP].

33:31 [LAUGHTER] Bruh, that boy got a coochie in the front.

33:36 Look.

33:37 CONCEITED: Yep, got a camel foot.

33:38 [LAUGHTER] DJ D-WREK: Got a front wedgie.

33:41 Ayo, Nick, that pit farts mother-[BLEEP] bad.

33:43 CHICO BEAN: --man.

33:44 Ay, untuck your shorts, man.

33:46 Oh!

33:47 Oh!

33:48 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] [APPLAUSE] It's a bad-bitch alert!

34:00 It's a bad-bitch alert!

34:01 Ouch.

34:01 Ooh.

34:02 Ouch.

34:03 Ouch, ooch.

34:04 That ain't me.

34:04 That's the ground.

34:05 [LAUGHTER] Nick, you better not [BLEEP] spit unless I say.

34:11 You, too.

34:12 E-Man, you bastard.

34:14 That's why you got a tall face, [BLEEP] butt.

34:16 [LAUGHTER] All right.

34:18 [CHUCKLES] Hey, Big [BLEEP] Nick!

34:20 How you doing?

34:22 [LAUGHTER, BELL RINGS] Nick, come on.

34:25 Let me get my joke out.

34:26 Goddamn.

34:29 All right, so look.

34:30 I just wanted to, like, give you a visual, like,

34:32 what it's like when I go into my bedroom with my man.

34:35 You know what I'm saying?

34:36 I'm a sexy bitch.

34:37 You know.

34:37 You see my titties.

34:38 They real big.

34:39 They sitting up right now.

34:41 But when I take my bra off,

34:42 these mother-[BLEEP]s be hanging like loose baby heads.

34:45 You know what I'm saying?

34:46 Like loose baby heads, Nick.

34:48 [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Yeah!

34:53 AUDIENCE: Yeah!

34:56 Nick, what up, bruh?

34:58 Mariah, what's up?

35:00 Love your dad.

35:01 Doing aight?

35:02 It's dope.

35:03 [LAUGHTER] So I know you and Thug got a thing going on.

35:09 You know what I mean?

35:11 And I never break up a happy home.

35:13 But I know you have a type.

35:15 Now, here's the thing.

35:16 I don't know if you wear his dresses.

35:18 I don't know if he wear your dresses.

35:20 But everybody up here trying to shoot they shot, but it's all words.

35:24 I'm a man about action.

35:26 Ay, bro.

35:27 And I know you— Ay, bro, what you bout to do, dawg?

35:30 [LAUGHTER] MAN: Ay, Mack, what you bout to do, Mack?

35:33 [EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGING, APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON:

35:42 What is— what is happening in the middle?

35:45 [LAUGHTER] I ain't gonna lie.

35:48 He dedicated.

35:49 He went for it.

35:50 DJ D-Wrek, who won that game, man?

35:53 Yo, Nick, you spit the most, so the New School wins.

35:57 Make some noise for the New School, y'all!

35:58 Y'all, make some noise for Mariah the Scientist.

36:01 She came to play.

36:02 She won that one.

36:03 And Big Mack lost.

36:05 Everybody on their feet.

36:06 D-Wrek, take us out.

36:07 ALL: (RAPPING) Wilding, wilding