Bob Odenkirk & Olive!! Who's A Good Guest Episode 6 - Season Finale
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0:00 Do do or don't don't Halloween costume matching Halloween costume.
0:03 way do that to animals.
0:06 By the way, if you come to me and show me
0:07 your dog with a funny outfit on, Salt Goodman or whatever,
0:11 I'm going to go, well, that's great.
0:13 But secretly, I'm going to be thinking,
0:14 you're a [laughter] You want me to do that to you?
0:19 And I go, here, put this on here.
0:20 I don't care if you squirm.
0:22 Put it on.
0:26 Hey guys, welcome to Who's a Good Guest?
0:28 This is the show where I get to hang out
0:29 with big-time movie and TV stars and their beloved four-legged friends.
0:33 My guest today, of course, is Bob Odenkirk.
0:36 We know him.
0:36 We love him from Mr.
0:37 Show, Better Call Saul, his new film, Normal.
0:41 But Bob, yeah, it's all about Olive today.
0:43 That's right.
0:44 It's all about my dog, Olive.
0:45 She doesn't know why there's so many people here.
0:47 It's because she's the perfect dog.
0:49 Yeah, she is.
0:50 We're here for you.
0:50 The best dog they ever made.
0:52 They only made one of them and then they broke the mold.
1:02 Bob, I know an awful lot about you.
1:03 I don't know much about Olive, though.
1:05 Introduce me to Olive a little bit.
1:06 Well, Olive is 12 or so.
1:08 That's what we think [music] she is.
1:10 Um, we got her around 1 years old.
1:12 She has a little bit of staff terrier in her.
1:14 But you can see if you saw her next to a pit bull,
1:16 you'd go like, well, I don't think she's a pitbull, right?
1:19 [music] And she's calm and friendly.
1:21 She doesn't like all the equipment around.
1:23 That's what's freaking her out.
1:24 We we should say by the way you being very
1:26 kind Bob you've welcomed us to your home to Olive's home.
1:29 This is the greatest home and the option was to go to your place
1:33 or stay home and I'm like I'll always choose to stay at this home.
1:37 If you want to shoot a TV show here in this yard let's do that.
1:41 Okay.
1:41 Does I'll have friends out in the neighborhood.
1:43 Oh, she's got so many friends.
1:44 She's got friends that I don't know.
1:46 People I don't know know her.
1:48 People pull up in their cars when we're walking down the street.
1:52 Hey, I want to say hi to Olive.
1:54 She has so many friends who want to give her treats.
1:57 It
1:57 sounds like you're jealous of her a little bit.
1:59 [laughter] I'm I'm surprised.
2:00 She is a big celebrity in this neighborhood, I'll tell you.
2:04 Is she a food motivated dog?
2:05 She's not particularly motivated for food.
2:08 When you go to give her a treat, she's like, "No,
2:10 thank you." Unless another dog is there eating it and then she thinks,
2:14 "Well, I guess I want that." What do you think her perfect day would be?
2:18 Uh, three walks and visiting friends.
2:20 And also she would like me to be home.
2:22 You [music] know, in our business we're away
2:25 for weeks at a time, months at a time.
2:27 Yeah.
2:27 And I think it bums [music] her out.
2:29 She's the happiest at a holiday.
2:31 The whole family and then a bunch of friends over.
2:34 She loves that.
2:35 So every morning we come out and we
2:37 just clean out the eyes like [laughter] this.
2:39 And I just check to see if she still has a good hard snout.
2:43 Yep.
2:45 [laughter]
2:44 And then um all that silly stuff that you do to your dogs.
2:48 And then she um sheds a lot, you know, because uh you're in LA
2:53 and it's the middle of January.
2:57 Yeah.
2:56 So it's summer.
2:58 I hope that makes you hate us.
3:00 [laughter]
3:06 You know what's crazy?
3:07 Look at these treats.
3:08 These are like really high-end treats.
3:09 Okay, she's finally going for them.
3:12 Yeah, but not really.
3:13 See, she doesn't care.
3:15 Best treats in the world.
3:16 [music] Yeah, but won't eat them.
3:18 But how about another dog's five-day old sh
3:22 Yes.
3:22 [laughter] This is a real treat.
3:24 And Olive is clearly a sweetheart.
3:25 Tell me a little bit about the origin story.
3:27 So, where were you in your life?
3:28 I was shooting Better Call Saul.
3:30 My daughter had wanted a dog for a long time.
3:33 And [music] then Olive was just someone that my wife and daughter passed
3:37 by as they were visiting the shelter [music] and said hi to and said hi
3:41 to and then on their third visit they said well I don't know let's
3:45 go visit with her and the the staff there who had you know it
3:49 was a kill shelter and they were they had kept her alive because they
3:55 just kind of knew she was a great dog and they felt terrible though
3:59 no one had taken her for weeks and uh they walked her out and trotted
4:04 her around and she hung out with Naomi and Aaron [music] and they said,
4:08 "Uh, this is this is what we're looking for and brought her home.
4:11 She brought this warmth into our home.
4:14 It was perfect for us." Then becoming sort of my dog.
4:17 Well, I was going to say like I mean it's you talk about it
4:19 for the kids kind of at first and kind of an overall home thing,
4:21 but like you were obsessed with Olive in the most beautiful way possible.
4:26 Yeah.
4:26 So, what I what I was very surprised by was, you know,
4:29 people talk about dogs being able to sort of calm them and and comfort them.
4:35 So, look, you guys, playing Saul Goodman was that was
4:39 an insane thing to be offered and [music] to jump into.
4:44 Sure.
4:44 So, I'd done a lot of character roles.
4:45 I'd mostly been a writer.
4:47 That's how I made my living.
4:48 So to get this big acting job that also had challenge to it, real challenge,
4:54 I was just cooked when I came home from a season of shooting that.
4:58 And so hanging out with Olive sort of restored me.
5:02 [laughter] It really did.
5:04 I would take her to the dog park twice a day.
5:07 It would be twice a day and we'd have to drive.
5:09 But it was worth it, you know.
5:11 What are your favorite like unique quirks
5:12 about Olive that are [music] pure olive?
5:15 I'm going to just tell you something right now and I hope she doesn't hear it.
5:18 She's not the smartest dog.
5:20 [laughter] It's okay.
5:22 That ever walked on four legs.
5:24 She's so pretty, though.
5:25 She's pretty.
5:26 [laughter] She really loves people and always has.
5:30 So that's that's very curious.
5:32 It makes me wonder about her first year of life
5:35 and ending up in a shelter because like however cute she is,
5:39 can you imagine that in a puppy size?
5:41 Come on.
5:41 And then someone got rid of that?
5:43 I know.
5:43 I don't get it.
5:44 Do you have a a voice you talk to her in or is it
5:46 Sure I do.
5:47 [laughter] Bob, you got to go outside.
5:51 Come on, let's go for a walk.
5:52 Oh no, what's outside?
5:54 Is it an enemy?
5:55 We got to watch our enemies.
5:56 Watch out for them.
5:58 Here they come.
5:59 You know, it's like I don't know.
6:02 Yeah,
6:01 everybody does it.
6:02 [laughter]
6:03 Do you ever wonder what Olive would say if she could talk?
6:06 I'm afraid that if Olive is able to talk, she would say, "Walk.
6:09 Walk.
6:10 Where to go for a walk?
6:11 When we go for a walk?
6:13 When when to walk?
6:14 Pet me.
6:15 Pet me." you it just wouldn't be good.
6:18 You wouldn't want this to happen.
6:20 You'd be like, "Oh, I wish I'd never had that magic power.
6:23 Take it [laughter] away.
6:24 I wish I'd never found those magic beans."
6:27 So, I feel like most dog owners daydream about like
6:29 a product or service inspired by their love of dogs.
6:32 Do you have any that you've ever thought of that might be a good
6:35 Well, I wish there was an easy way
6:36 to clean their teeth like that they didn't hate.
6:40 I don't know how to do that, but Elon Musk, let's go to work.
6:44 Use that big brain of yours.
6:46 You claim to be able to do anything.
6:47 Let me see you do that.
6:51 Right.
6:49 The same goes for the anal glands.
6:53 Uh, let's get that robot cooking.
6:56 [laughter]
6:57 So, you want a whatever you're doing, Elon, put it down.
7:02 Stop building ugly trucks [laughter] and get an anal gland machine.
7:07 Let's get that anal gland.
7:10 What is it called?
7:11 Oh, expression.
7:13 Expression robot.
7:14 A g e r.
7:15 Make sure it smells like beef jerky.
7:17 [laughter]
7:19 Can we name it in your honor?
7:20 Bob Odenberg's eight anal gland expression robot.
7:23 Please.
7:23 Yeah.
7:23 Yeah.
7:24 The Espresso [laughter] 8.
7:29 You've worked with some amazing actors in your career.
7:32 I've taken the liberty of turning them into dogs.
7:35 You tell me if you can ID who this is.
7:37 That I can.
7:38 Who is that?
7:42 Uh jeez.
7:42 Who is that?
7:43 Not necessarily an actor, but certainly a major celebrity.
7:46 Bon Joie.
7:47 No, [laughter] Robert Redford.
7:49 It's the great Conan O'Brien.
7:50 Oh, that's Conan.
7:51 Okay.
7:51 Yeah.
7:52 Yeah.
7:52 Sure.
7:52 Sure.
7:52 Now I'm getting your game.
7:54 [laughter] Yeah, it's Con.
7:57 Gian Carlo Espazito.
7:59 Wow.
7:59 It's the hat.
8:00 Yeah, that's the mouth, too.
8:04 Um,
8:05 long history here.
8:05 Come on now.
8:06 Those glasses should make it work.
8:08 Is it David Cross?
8:09 It is David Cross.
8:11 Sure.
8:11 the beard.
8:12 [laughter] That's a good one.
8:16 Oh, I come on.
8:17 [laughter]
8:18 Is it Ray?
8:19 It's Ray.
8:20 Yeah.
8:20 The great Ray Seahorn.
8:21 The Ray.
8:21 And finally,
8:27 Damn.
8:27 Big part of your career.
8:28 Important.
8:30 Yeah,
8:29 this guy can cook.
8:31 So, it's a meth cooker is what you're indicating.
8:35 I mean, but it's not Walter White.
8:38 It's Is it Jesse?
8:40 Oh, it is.
8:41 It's the man behind Walter White.
8:43 It's Brian.
8:43 It's Brian Cranston.
8:44 I I don't see it.
8:46 That's not good enough for him.
8:47 [laughter]
8:49 Go back to David cuz that's the cleverest one for sure.
8:52 We're going to delete the rest of that.
8:54 This is a game we play with everybody on our show.
8:57 I'm going to give you some scenarios.
8:58 You tell me.
8:58 Is this a doggy doodoo or doggy don't don't?
9:02 Mhm.
9:03 Uh feeding your dog from the table.
9:04 Is that a dodo or a don't don't?
9:06 That's a don't don't.
9:07 Don't be doing that.
9:08 dressing your dog up in human clothing.
9:10 That's to me it's a don't.
9:12 It is an absolute don't.
9:14 It is undignified.
9:15 The dog has no the ability to discuss this with you, argue with you.
9:21 I [music] don't dig it.
9:22 That's fair.
9:22 Instagram account for your dog.
9:24 Sure.
9:24 Sure.
9:25 If your dog is Especially if your dog likes being photographed or Yeah.
9:29 interacting.
9:29 [music] Yeah.
9:30 Letting them into bed, sleeping under the covers with you.
9:33 I wouldn't do it, but people do it and I
9:35 think it's not the worst thing that you could do.
9:38 Kissing your dog in the mouth a do or don't don't.
9:40 You shouldn't do that.
9:41 There's a lot of bad stuff there.
9:43 A lot of people kiss her on the mouth and
9:46 you've seen where that
9:47 I've seen where that mouth has been.
9:48 Yeah, [laughter] for sure.
9:49 For sure.
9:51 Taking your dog into a restaurant.
9:52 Oh, you know, it's fine if the dog's comfortable.
9:56 Celebrating your dog's gotcha day, their birthday.
9:59 Sure.
9:59 Yeah, absolutely.
10:00 You should celebrate that because dogs age
10:03 pretty quickly compared to people and so
10:05 you should make note of of of it because [music] it's a big deal.
10:09 I assume based on your previous answer I know the answer
10:11 to this but uh Halloween costume matching
10:13 Halloween way [laughter] do that to animals.
10:17 By the way if you come to me and show me
10:19 your dog with a funny outfit on Salt Goodman or whatever
10:22 I'm going to go that's great but secretly I'm going to be
10:26 thinking you're a You want me to do that to you?
10:30 And I go, "Here, put this on.
10:32 Here, I don't care if you squirm.
10:33 Put it on." Calling your dog a fur baby.
10:36 Sure.
10:36 [clears throat] Doo doo.
10:37 You call him all kinds of things.
10:39 Yeah.
10:39 I call her doodoo head and all kinds of things, but mostly Olive and Snoopy.
10:45 Yeah.
10:45 Dude head does have a nice ring to it, though.
10:47 It's a bit diminishing.
10:49 [laughter] I can't thank you enough.
10:52 Oh, thanks, buddy.
10:53 Listen, you know, I love sharing stories about Olive with people and you've
10:58 got an amazing group of people here and I appreciate how you've handled it.
11:01 Oh, she she's been a sweetheart.
11:03 Thanks so much.
11:04 We did it.
11:06 In honor of Olive joining us today,
11:07 and Bob, of course, and you guys for watching,
11:09 Bark [music] is making a very generous donation
11:12 to dogs in need of a ton of dog food.
11:13 We thank Bark as always.
11:15 Thank you.
11:19 Heat.
11:21 Heat.
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