Make Us Laugh, Win $1,000 (Ft. Stephen Tries & Syndicate)

0:00 We are in Manchester and today I'm here with Syndicate and Steven T.

0:05 Subscribers are stepping in one by one with one mission.

0:09 Make us laugh.

0:10 If they break any of us, they get £1,000.

0:15 But here's the twist.

0:17 Every single time we laugh,

0:19 I'm dropping Amazon vouchers for you not wanting at home.

0:23 So if we lose, you win.

0:27 This is try not to laugh Manchester.

0:31 All right, you guys ready?

0:32 Yeah.

0:32 Yeah.

0:33 Do not laugh.

0:34 Simple.

0:35 Never have.

0:35 All right.

0:36 Bring in the first person.

0:38 You

0:38 all right, lads?

0:39 Yes.

0:39 What's your name?

0:40 My name's in there.

0:42 Okay.

0:42 So, yes.

0:42 Shall I just start?

0:44 Yeah.

0:44 Go for it, man.

0:45 Yeah.

0:45 What's the difference between how straight people and gay people fart?

0:49 What the have you gone in with?

0:51 So, straight people fart like normal, right?

0:54 Gay people fart like No.

0:58 No.

0:58 No.

0:59 That was not funny.

1:00 That was You should be embarrassed of yourself.

1:03 All right.

1:03 All right.

1:04 That guy.

1:04 Listen, I got another joke.

1:05 I got another Just leave.

1:06 You got your money.

1:07 No, you've won.

1:08 We don't.

1:13 Oh my god.

1:13 All right.

1:14 In a bit later.

1:19 What the

1:20 I thought you seemed QUITE NICE.

1:22 DUDE, he was presentable.

1:24 Bro, this is Manchester, bro.

1:26 That's how he found out his uh his joke.

1:29 Yeah.

1:29 No.

1:29 Yeah, he found out.

1:32 Has that happened before?

1:33 No.

1:33 No.

1:34 No.

1:35 The next person, please.

1:37 Hi, Dad.

1:38 Do you remember shagging my mom?

1:41 No.

1:41 Oh my god.

1:43 I knew you.

1:45 I came out ginger cuz of you, you.

1:47 Anyway,

1:50 well done, man.

1:52 Thank you.

1:53 Well done.

1:55 What was your name?

1:56 I'm George.

1:57 Take care, George.

1:58 Thank you so much, George.

1:59 Thank you.

2:00 No, I'm sorry.

2:01 That intro killed me.

2:05 Bringing the next person.

2:12 Oh, clumsy.

2:14 Sorry, I'm uh not used to being in a wheelchair.

2:16 Only uh recently become a bit paralyzed.

2:19 My legs down.

2:20 Hey, I've got some jokes today.

2:22 What's better than being able to use a disabled parking spot?

2:25 What, man?

2:26 My legs.

2:31 What do you call an army of disabled people?

2:33 Oh my god, man.

2:35 Special forces,

2:37 also known as Tottenham fans.

2:39 All right.

2:39 Do you think you can get up there?

2:41 No.

2:41 I'm I'm sorry.

2:42 On the stage?

2:43 Yeah.

2:44 No, it's all good, bro.

2:52 Which way out?

2:52 This way.

2:53 That last Steven.

2:55 It's so nearly one.

2:56 I think I was laughing.

2:58 Try and flip it.

2:59 Like a bottle flip if it lands.

3:00 Yeah.

3:05 Hey.

3:05 Hey.

3:05 That's a That's a laugh.

3:09 That's good.

3:12 That's very good.

3:14 You've done that before.

3:17 Hey, leave that there.

3:18 No word of a lie.

3:19 That was first time as well.

3:22 That your first time doing that.

3:23 That was amazing.

3:26 Pleasure meeting you.

3:26 Oh, that was so good.

3:28 I'm so proud of Manchester.

3:30 Like, oh, I'm so proud of Manchester.

3:35 Oh.

3:35 All right.

3:36 Next person, please.

3:37 Every month, we're giving away £1,000 to one person,

3:41 and all they do is have to subscribe.

3:43 Yes.

3:44 It's so easy.

3:46 Do it.

3:47 Subscribe.

3:48 Just do it.

3:50 Hello guys.

3:52 Hello.

3:51 How are you doing?

3:52 My name is Fad.

3:53 Uh I'm 19 and uh essentially for for my act I'm going to need a volunteer.

3:57 So uh

3:58 KSI up you get up you get I'm here.

4:04 Okay.

4:04 All right.

4:05 Just elf.

4:06 Just forget about that.

4:07 No, it's all good, man.

4:08 All right.

4:09 So essentially all you need to do, mate, is keep a straight face.

4:12 You can't laugh.

4:13 You got to be straight as possible.

4:15 Remember, Gran's on the line, so you can't laugh.

4:17 Are you ready?

4:17 Mhm.

4:18 Look, look forward.

4:18 Look.

4:40 I hate the fact that he's half naked.

4:47 Just know you put yourself in this position.

4:49 Well, uh, thank you very much.

4:50 No worries, mate.

4:51 Good meeting you.

4:52 Um, he's a nice guy.

4:54 He's a nice guy.

4:55 He's a nice guy.

4:57 He deserve £1,000.

4:58 Steven, quick.

4:59 Try and make me laugh quick before he gets off.

5:01 It's It's It's There's no pay laughs here.

5:05 There's no payoffs here.

5:07 Next, please.

5:08 Hello.

5:08 How are we doing?

5:10 Hello.

5:10 Good.

5:10 How are you?

5:11 I'm very good.

5:11 I'm very good.

5:12 I'm a keto.

5:13 I'm a Tik Tok chef, obviously.

5:14 As you can see, I'm uh I'm Japanese.

5:17 So, I'm going to rap for you.

5:19 Obviously.

5:18 Obviously.

5:19 Couldn't miss that.

5:20 Right.

5:20 Uh I'm actually going to rap for you.

5:22 That's cool.

5:25 Yeah.

5:26 Yeah.

5:27 I started YouTube in 2013.

5:29 I saw no views, but I still had a dream.

5:30 Came across you in like 2015.

5:32 Promise one day that I burst on the scene.

5:34 Promise one day that I'd be on your eye.

5:36 Promise one day that I'd do this full time.

5:37 Promise one day that I'd never decline.

5:39 Promise one day that I'd never decline.

5:41 Promise one day that I would never decline.

5:43 Promise one day that I'd be on your eye.

5:44 Promise one day that I'd best on the scene.

5:47 V just said the same.

5:49 By it's more of a TED talk than a comedy.

5:54 No, IT WAS NOT WORTH IT.

5:55 IT WAS GOOD.

5:56 BUT NO,

5:56 BRO, you already laughed.

5:58 Anyway,

5:58 you laugh first.

5:59 No, you laugh first, then I laugh.

6:02 Promise one day that I'd learn how to rap, but promise one day that I

6:05 The rap was good.

6:06 Why did you promise one day that I'd be in your vids?

6:08 Look at me now, man.

6:09 I DREAMT ABOUT THIS.

6:11 A GOOD GUY.

6:13 He's good.

6:14 Love boys.

6:15 Appreciate you.

6:15 Have a good day.

6:16 Yeah, nice one.

6:17 Bring in the next person.

6:19 You

6:19 all right?

6:20 Hey, how you doing, man?

6:21 Although I am surprised you have actually decided

6:22 to come to Manchester as a hostess one.

6:24 The last time you were here, you lost twice.

6:26 First to Tommy Fury and then everyone's respect when

6:29 he started crying like a He's not only a boxer, he's a musician as well.

6:36 Last song he made, Catch Me If You Can.

6:38 It's a very good song.

6:39 It's also his great-grandfather's motto, but that's not relevant.

6:42 Oh my god.

6:44 Oh, dear God.

6:45 He did not just say that.

6:46 But if you don't like JJ's newer songs, you might like some of his older songs.

6:49 You know, he's about transforming.

6:51 It's a very good song.

6:51 It's just a shame he couldn't transform into someone

6:53 his dad wanted to hug as a child.

6:56 hell, man.

6:58 Oh my days.

6:59 Is that a laugh?

7:01 Is that a laugh?

7:05 Are you happy with yourself?

7:06 Not really.

7:07 No, this is going to be seen by millions of people.

7:10 Was that worth it for £1,000?

7:12 You know what?

7:13 Honestly, he's probably going to get

7:14 a lot of people being like, "Yeah, fantastic."

7:17 I do.

7:18 No, I feel bad now.

7:19 No, no, no.

7:20 It was It was funny.

7:21 It was very funny.

7:21 It is nice.

7:22 Is that Syndicate?

7:23 Yeah, it's up there.

7:24 Yeah.

7:24 It is nice to meet you all.

7:25 Why is he running around?

7:30 It's It's stressful.

7:30 I came on just KSI, but no, it's nice to meet you all.

7:35 Appreciate it.

7:36 Take care.

7:37 It It was funny.

7:40 I bring you the next person.

7:45 Wow.

7:45 Okay.

7:46 Love the outfit.

7:47 Thank you.

7:47 Thank you.

7:48 What's your name?

7:49 Uh Omar Alaji.

7:51 All right.

7:51 Try and make us laugh.

7:53 Um uh God, I've gone completely blank.

8:11 So, uh sorry.

8:16 Uh all right.

8:18 Well, uh, how the goddamn hell are you two smirking right now?

8:24 What is with you?

8:26 Is that real?

8:31 Is that real?

8:33 What the hell is going on?

8:34 That was an act.

8:36 I don't know whether they froze.

8:37 I think he just wanted to see you.

8:42 Oh, man.

8:43 He looked at you.

8:48 All right.

8:49 Well, uh, next person, please.

8:53 Wow.

8:52 Oh, yeah.

8:55 Uh, what's your name?

9:06 Oh, JJ, stare into my eyes, JJ.

9:10 JJ, please.

9:14 No, no, no.

9:15 And I

9:16 game.

9:16 Come on.

9:17 I was the best.

9:20 Stop.

9:20 Give me a sec.

9:21 That got you.

9:23 Maybe you should just killed the squad, man.

9:26 BRO, YOU IT'S DONE.

9:27 IT'S DONE.

9:28 You've won the,000.

9:29 Thank you guys.

9:30 See you.

9:31 Bye.

9:31 That was the easiest,000 he's ever earned in his life.

9:34 Easy game, man.

9:35 £1,000, man.

9:37 He masturbated a banana.

9:39 That's good stuff.

9:39 Are you laugh?

9:40 That's good fun.

9:41 WHAT?

9:43 SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE.

9:45 Bring in the next person.

9:47 Hi, boys.

9:49 Hey.

9:49 All right.

9:49 Stay.

9:51 Um, seen you before a few times.

9:54 Um, and I've got proof if that's all right.

9:57 Can I can I show you?

9:59 Is that all right?

10:00 Yes.

10:01 So, this is your boxing fight against Joella.

10:05 You and Vic.

10:06 Um,

10:09 wait.

10:09 Can you bring that closer?

10:10 Let me have a look at this.

10:13 Anyway, okay, let's have a go.

10:15 Just me and Vic making out.

10:17 No, but I've also I've met you two times.

10:19 Oh, there's another one.

10:20 Remember we did a photo shoot together, didn't we?

10:23 We did

10:24 that one.

10:24 And then what?

10:26 I Okay,

10:28 that was me.

10:28 Well done, man.

10:29 That was me and you.

10:30 Yeah, cool.

10:31 You done it, man.

10:32 Congrats.

10:34 See you later.

10:35 I don't know him, by the way.

10:36 Yeah,

10:37 that was She really set up that.

10:39 I I honestly don't know him.

10:42 All right, next person, please.

10:45 Yo, it's Moi.

10:46 I'm 20 years old.

10:47 I'm from Manchester.

10:48 I go Union lead and I'm going to tell you a little story about my mom.

10:51 You're 20?

10:52 Yeah, I'm right.

10:53 He's 35 years old and he's 18 foot.

10:56 Got my See my ID, guys.

10:57 He's got size 50 ft.

10:58 Yeah, you got

11:00 I've got size 16 football boots.

11:02 Look at the size of them.

11:05 Oh, thank you, Tom.

11:08 You left.

11:09 I didn't even I didn't even know.

11:11 No, I was conversating.

11:12 He didn't start.

11:13 It counts.

11:14 Does not count.

11:15 It does count.

11:16 It does count.

11:17 Wow.

11:17 He's That doesn't count.

11:21 Can we still see what you've uh what you got to do, please?

11:23 I was basically I was a small little boy.

11:26 My mom took me to Morrison's and I was in Glasgow.

11:28 So, I wanted a bit of hag.

11:29 So, I ran to the hagger section, got to the freezer,

11:31 and I got locked in the freezer for 12 hours.

11:34 You laughed at that, Tom.

11:35 You laughed at that.

11:36 No,

11:37 the size of him.

11:39 It's massive.

11:41 Did he say he's 15?

11:42 He It does make you look

11:43 The size of his feet.

11:45 Cuz the size What size feet are you?

11:46 They're 14.

11:47 Oh, why do you look so small?

11:49 He's huge.

11:50 He is huge.

11:50 Six foot, JJ.

11:51 No.

11:52 Nah, nah.

11:53 We're not going to I'm not going to get violated by him.

11:55 Well done, though.

11:56 Thank you, guys.

11:57 Thank you.

11:57 Well done.

11:58 Sorry about that.

11:58 I kind of actually didn't realize that.

12:00 You didn't realize that?

12:01 No, I didn't realize that.

12:02 I kind of was like,

12:04 you didn't start as soon as they're on.

12:09 No, it's all good.

12:09 I thought you had to begin.

12:12 No, it's all good, man.

12:12 Next person.

12:13 Anything Anything that's different with the body, you laugh at Stop it, dude.

12:20 What the hell is this?

12:23 Hi.

12:22 What's What's your name?

12:26 Okay, I'm going to do a little strip tease and a little poem.

12:29 KS size is the best thing on earth.

12:32 I like the length and I like the girth.

12:36 I like his the best thing ever.

12:41 KSI remember.

12:43 It's the banana guy.

12:44 Yeah.

12:45 Oh my god.

12:45 What do you mean it's the banana guy?

12:47 I can't believe you got a history.

12:48 I got a few jokes.

12:49 I got a few jokes for you guys.

12:50 How is he back?

12:52 How am I back?

12:53 I will always be back cuz KS is He's laughing.

12:59 He's laughed.

13:00 He's laughed.

13:01 Okay, so guys, I got a joke for you.

13:04 Why did the chicken cross the road?

13:06 This isn't going to be good.

13:09 Hands in the air.

13:10 If you just don't care.

13:11 I love you, Kai.

13:13 I don't know if I love you.

13:14 Uh, I think time is up.

13:16 I seen you laugh though for now.

13:18 No, I smiled.

13:18 Um, it's I don't know.

13:20 It hasn't been a pleasure.

13:22 I will see you again very soon.

13:23 You probably will, which is the sad thing.

13:26 Um, take care, man.

13:28 Can I ask you a question before I go?

13:30 Do you mind if I ask you a question?

13:31 What's the question?

13:32 Do you lotion before you leave the house?

13:35 Okay.

13:35 Um, Steve, Steve is Steve is so ready to just knock one of these guys out.

13:44 Like, out.

13:45 All right, next person, please.

13:48 No way.

13:49 Hello, my name's Ree from Preston.

13:51 I'm 18.

13:52 Uh, I've got a few jokes.

13:54 One you can relate to.

13:56 Uh, why do people always finish second in a race?

13:59 Like to come in a little behind.

14:02 Damn.

14:03 Why would I relate to that?

14:06 What does a Make a Wish kid and a bottle of milk have in common?

14:11 Both tasty.

14:13 An expiration date.

14:16 Ah.

14:19 I don't think I can be part of this shoot.

14:21 What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?

14:25 The wheelchair.

14:26 That's the one.

14:27 I shouldn't know that.

14:28 Yeah, that was that was hard.

14:30 You should have known that.

14:32 I'm so sorry.

14:33 You just won,000.

14:35 I shouldn't have known the answer to that.

14:36 You said you weren't GOING TO LIE.

14:38 I DIDN'T.

14:39 You left your own punch line.

14:41 What?

14:41 Does that count?

14:42 Yeah, it counts.

14:43 Well done, man.

14:44 Thank you.

14:44 Thank you.

14:45 Well done.

14:47 I'm so sorry.

14:49 You said you weren't going to

14:52 dark humor, bro.

14:53 No,

14:54 we're all going to be dark humor.

14:57 Uh,

14:57 bring in the next person, please.

14:59 Oh, no.

15:01 Yo,

15:03 what are you saying, man?

15:06 All right.

15:07 What's your name, man?

15:09 J10.

15:11 J10?

15:10 Yeah, cuz my 10.

15:11 My long name is kind of my whole government's a bit long in it.

15:14 Okay.

15:14 No, give it give us name and address.

15:16 You want a full name?

15:16 Yeah, full name.

15:17 Jeffrey Takunda Noakari Moare and Abon J.

15:21 It is J.

15:23 Um so um basically I turned 21 on Tuesday obviously when I applied.

15:31 Obviously when you get to 21 you start deep in life and you

15:32 start thinking about things that happened to you when you was younger

15:35 and like in high school how there was this thing she got

15:38 shot in the side of the face calling me ugly all the time.

15:40 I didn't understand.

15:41 I thought it was um I didn't understand to be honest.

15:43 Yeah.

15:43 Um

15:44 she got shot in the side of the face.

15:46 No, she got behind.

15:49 I

15:49 thought she got shot in the face.

15:51 So, I didn't really know how to respond.

15:53 I didn't want to mock disabled people.

15:55 So, um I ended up dating her.

15:57 You still together?

15:58 No, no, no.

15:58 She's dead now.

16:00 She She's dead.

16:03 Yeah.

16:02 All right.

16:03 Well, J, I think it's time's up.

16:06 Oh, wow.

16:07 See you later, guys.

16:08 All right.

16:08 Take care, man.

16:09 Thank you so much.

16:11 I liked his walk.

16:13 That's what Lily got me.

16:15 Well, he said nothing.

16:16 Then he started to speak

16:17 and then Yeah.

16:21 Bring in the next person.

16:23 Hello, guys.

16:23 You okay?

16:25 Yes.

16:25 How are you?

16:26 I'm good, thank you.

16:27 My name's Harry.

16:29 Okay.

16:28 And I'm going to tell a few jokes, but before we start,

16:31 KSI, look at me without laughing for 5 seconds.

16:34 One, two, three.

16:44 He's done this before.

16:45 I hope he goes to 10.

16:52 Well done.

16:52 Thank you, man.

16:54 Okay, so what's the worst stain to get out of a little boy's underpants?

16:59 Uh-huh.

16:59 Michael Jackson's lipstick.

17:01 Do you get it?

17:02 Cuz he likes kids.

17:03 liked.

17:06 Okay.

17:06 I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday the other day.

17:10 Okay.

17:10 Ungrateful just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

17:16 Is he okay?

17:17 Is he okay?

17:18 What's wrong with you on wheelchairs, man?

17:19 Why are they always getting you, bro?

17:21 Shut up, bro.

17:22 I'm trying.

17:23 Okay.

17:24 My girlfriend called me a the other day.

17:26 Canell That's a big word for a 5-year-old.

17:29 So, you should be ashamed of yourself.

17:32 Yes.

17:32 Is that This guy said he wouldn't laugh.

17:39 This guy said he wouldn't laugh.

17:40 Messed up.

17:41 Jesus Christ.

17:43 Thank you very much.

17:44 Well done, mate.

17:44 Congrats.

17:45 Thank you.

17:45 Thank you.

17:50 Thoughts?

17:49 Oh, dude.

17:50 I can't.

17:51 It's the dark stuff's just brutal, you know.

17:53 You shouldn't laugh.

17:54 You That's the thing.

17:55 You just shouldn't.

17:56 I thought it'd be me being the problem.

17:59 It's you.

18:01 Goddamn liability.

18:04 Fair play.

18:04 Um, bring in the next person.

18:07 Right, mate.

18:08 Right.

18:10 What?

18:10 Who is that to?

18:12 You.

18:12 Fellow.

18:12 Yeah.

18:13 Fellow man.

18:13 Put your phone in your pocket right now.

18:15 Put your phone in your pocket right now.

18:17 It's a poem.

18:18 Put your phone.

18:19 Oh, it's poetry.

18:21 It's a poem.

18:22 I can either do jokes or poetry.

18:24 Can we have poetry, please?

18:25 What?

18:25 Which one?

18:27 I poetry.

18:29 Poetry.

18:29 You can read the poetry.

18:30 Poetry.

18:30 Yeah.

18:30 Right.

18:31 Okay.

18:31 It was a cold winter's night and a sudden

18:34 creaking coming from upstairs in the JJ Olotundi room.

18:38 All that could be heard is giggling, grunting,

18:42 and a sudden gust of wind sent a shiver down Simon's spine.

18:46 Oh, great.

18:49 Simon, are you cold?

18:50 JJ says, "Yes, Daddy."

18:53 Okay.

18:53 No.

18:54 Simon replies bushing.

18:56 Steve,

18:56 I thought you said this was a poem.

18:57 I gave you a chance, dude.

18:59 No, there's a lot more.

18:59 I you use chat GPT.

19:01 Can you air drop that please?

19:03 Huh?

19:03 Could you air drop that please?

19:05 Yeah.

19:05 Steve laughed.

19:06 All right.

19:07 You laughed accidentally when I said poetry.

19:11 Yeah.

19:11 Just get out.

19:12 Just Well done.

19:13 Let him down there.

19:15 Well done.

19:15 Yeah.

19:16 So I won.

19:16 You won £1,000.

19:19 Don't look at me.

19:19 He did it.

19:20 Thank you.

19:21 I don't think he deserves the £1,000.

19:22 No disrespect.

19:24 I don't know these people that I keep laughing at.

19:26 So So what did he laugh?

19:27 I didn't even

19:28 said jokes or perch.

19:29 I said poetry then laugh for some reason.

19:31 See you just you I sorry I won't laugh again ever.

19:38 Oh

19:40 next.

19:40 Hello.

19:44 So what have you got to do today?

19:48 What's your name?

19:52 Viper.

19:53 Oo you do Viper?

19:56 Yeah.

19:56 I uh I I try to do jokes.

20:02 Good.

20:01 So, are you guys ready for a joke?

20:05 Yeah.

20:07 Sure.

20:06 My life.

20:11 I would laugh, but I don't want to give him the money.

20:14 We have to pay.

20:15 Wait, it comes out of our pocket this one.

20:18 Yeah.

20:19 Steve, you want to take me away?

20:21 Yeah.

20:21 Next.

20:25 It's hard.

20:26 It is.

20:27 I can believe it's hard.

20:28 Try hard.

20:29 Your turn, Tom.

20:33 Right.

20:35 Wheelchairs.

20:39 I'm not.

20:39 No, I'm I'm done.

20:40 I'm done.

20:41 I'm done.

20:42 I got him.

20:42 That counts.

20:44 That counts.

20:45 He's probably been laughing the whole way.

20:47 No, I don't have one.

20:48 I haven't got anything.

20:49 All right.

20:50 Next person, please.

20:54 You would go for this, wouldn't you?

20:56 Hi.

20:57 Hi.

20:57 Oh, hi.

20:58 Hey.

20:58 What's What's your name?

21:01 Karen.

21:01 Karen.

21:01 Okay.

21:03 JJ, your hers dreaded almost as much as your music.

21:08 Oh.

21:09 Um,

21:10 he actually looks like he could be taking part in this competition.

21:13 He is from Manchester and he just seems like

21:15 the kind of guy who would actually take part in this.

21:17 Did anyone hear what JJ said on Chunks's podcast?

21:21 No.

21:21 Neither did I.

21:22 Shut the up, Lawrence.

21:28 Thanks, man.

21:32 That was good.

21:36 All right.

21:37 Bigger than the next person, man.

21:41 Hi.

21:40 Hey.

21:40 So, my name is Katarina and I would say one of the worst

21:45 names I've ever been called during sex is um boss man.

21:53 Yeah, we were basically midshag about to hit that crescendo

21:58 and he was like, "Oh, yes, boss man."

22:02 Yeah, that's got me as well.

22:06 And could you imagine?

22:08 Yes, boss man.

22:13 And I sort of looked at him like, "Babe, I'm not the kebab shop owner."

22:19 And then I really started to worry.

22:20 I really started to worry cuz I thought, "Does it look like a No, no, no.

22:25 Leave it on a GOOD NOTE.

22:26 LEAVE IT on the high.

22:27 Take the,000."

22:28 All right.

22:29 Now, you've done it.

22:29 Did I get the mine?

22:31 Well done.

22:32 That was very funny.

22:34 I tried to hold off then, but I'm glad you were.

22:36 Thank you.

22:37 Take care.

22:37 She deserves that.

22:38 That was a good one.

22:39 That was funny.

22:40 I thought that one would land.

22:42 I'm happy.

22:43 All right.

22:43 Next, please.

22:45 What's happening, boys?

22:48 Much.

22:48 My name is Luke and I'm here to make it up.

22:50 Okay, I'm ready.

22:51 Yes,

22:51 I'm ready, Luke.

22:52 Right.

22:52 Why did a chicken subscribe to KSI?

22:55 I didn't know they could do that, but I don't know why.

22:58 Because it thought KSI stood for Kentucky spicy ingredients crowd.

23:06 Um, yeah.

23:08 What do you call a fake spaghetti?

23:11 I don't know, man.

23:12 In pasta.

23:15 Okay.

23:15 Joke.

23:18 I did a chicken meat up.

23:19 Okay.

23:20 Sorry.

23:22 Kentucky fried again.

23:23 He wanted to get clucked.

23:28 All right, man.

23:28 Well, um, tough crowd.

23:33 Tough crowd.

23:34 Normal crowd.

23:35 Normal crowd.

23:36 I'm so sorry.

23:37 I I think

23:38 I'm so so so I think I think he could he could have

23:41 got us with if the the delivery was better.

23:45 All right, come on.

23:46 Next, please.

23:47 Yes, boys.

23:48 Yeah.

23:49 Oh, yeah.

23:49 What's your name, man?

23:50 Uh Te H or do you want my full go?

23:53 Um, no.

23:54 Take H is cool.

23:55 H is fine.

23:55 Yeah.

23:56 Obviously, boys, quickly,

23:57 is it all right if you could take a sip of your drinks for me or

24:00 obviously don't don't swallow it.

24:02 Pause.

24:03 Okay.

24:03 But obviously I'm going to um say a quick little story.

24:07 So I'm going to set the scene real quick.

24:09 Mhm.

24:09 Can everyone just Yeah.

24:10 Yeah.

24:10 Just keep it in your mouth.

24:11 Pause.

24:12 Um can everyone close their eyes for me, please?

24:14 If that's okay.

24:18 Mhm.

24:17 It was a creamy, hot day, precisely at 3:07 p.m.

24:23 Kaosai was sat in a shower with his fluffy pink shoe pads on,

24:30 carefully brushing his feet on his hair.

24:33 Suddenly, the door flung open.

24:36 Are you serious?

24:37 Built like a brush.

24:38 Yeah, they don't even need to hear it.

24:40 Well done.

24:42 I finish the story.

24:43 I'll finish the story.

24:43 I'll finish the story.

24:44 I don't want to I don't want No.

24:45 No.

24:45 Trust me.

24:45 Trust me.

24:46 Trust me.

24:46 You got it.

24:46 Steve, get him out before I kiss.

24:51 See you later, boys.

24:52 Well done.

24:53 Bye.

24:53 You know, the mouth thing was quite funny.

24:55 You know, should we do it for the next one?

24:58 But yeah, just put Yeah.

25:00 priming our mouths

25:02 and uh see if it makes things funnier.

25:06 Yeah.

25:12 How are we today?

25:14 Mhm.

25:14 Very good.

25:16 Amazing.

25:16 Amazing.

25:18 I had a dream that one day you guys would laugh today and today is that day.

25:27 If I had to really talk about my day today, it was very stressful.

25:32 I had a very stressful day today.

25:36 You done it.

25:37 You done it,

25:39 guys.

25:39 Guy puts on a pair of shoes and that's it.

25:42 You're disgrace.

25:43 You're a disgrace to comedy.

25:45 I can't believe it.

25:47 I can't.

25:48 All right.

25:48 All right.

25:49 We'll do it again.

25:49 We'll do it again.

25:50 I laugh too easily when I got this in.

25:53 All right.

25:54 One more.

25:54 One more.

25:55 You can tell who's left.

25:58 That's all.

26:01 What you saying?

26:01 Lad's all good.

26:04 Mhm.

26:03 So, my name is Matthew.

26:05 You guys can call me T Money.

26:06 Today, I'm going to share a personal story with you.

26:08 A story that JJ I think you're going to like.

26:11 You're going to enjoy.

26:12 As you can see, we're fighting the same battle.

26:14 Normally, I get jokes about my head, get also about my hairline, etc.

26:20 Wow.

26:20 Wow.

26:22 Is that why it's gone?

26:24 Steven.

26:24 Okay.

26:25 Oh, okay.

26:26 That was way too fast.

26:27 Can I tell you the names they called me?

26:28 Oh, that one.

26:29 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I LAUGHED.

26:30 I've been called handsome squid word.

26:33 Oh,

26:33 Roger.

26:34 You know what I had to do?

26:34 Someone even called me.

26:37 Yeah.

26:36 Mr.

26:36 Burns.

26:38 One brother done it.

26:38 I had to do this.

26:39 I had to plant my feet.

26:42 to mess him up.

26:43 I've done this again.

26:44 I hit him so hard I start moving like swarms.

26:48 Oh, etc., etc.

26:49 You've done it, bro.

26:49 You

26:50 your forehead one.

26:52 The form I hit the forehead.

26:54 Embrace it.

26:56 Embrace it, bro.

26:59 Some wife advice on the way out.

27:01 We'll do it again.

27:02 It, man.

27:06 Hello, guys.

27:10 Oh.

27:11 Are you all right?

27:14 Anyways, I can't believe where you are.

27:15 Well done, man.

27:16 My name is uh

27:18 you can choose to carry on now, but you've got £1,000 already.

27:21 That that class is

27:23 I don't want to I don't want to hear your name, man.

27:24 Well, I have a God buzzer.

27:26 No, no, no.

27:27 You have a good buzzer.

27:29 Definitely not.

27:29 Steve, take him away.

27:30 Well done.

27:31 Ta.

27:33 Wow.

27:33 Last one.

27:36 Let's make this bad boy count.

27:37 Someone staring him in in the eyeballs.

27:43 Hello.

27:44 I'm bit nervous.

27:45 Can I take my mask off, please?

27:47 Can't breathe in it.

27:49 Mhm.

27:54 I'm going to do some tricks.

27:55 Okay.

27:58 Mhm.

27:57 This is my skateboard.

28:01 Do a good clip.

28:02 See what the That's my skateboard.

28:06 you.

28:07 you.

28:13 What the has just happened?

28:16 Thank you, Manchester JJ.

28:23 Yeah, Manchester, thank you for watching.

28:27 What the Be sure to subscribe.

28:30 Uh, check out more videos and peace.