Try Not To Laugh: The Most Out Of Pocket Moments
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0:00 Funny as funny as hell.
0:07 Funny as hell.
0:08 Pocket moments.
0:09 Yeah, let's get straight to it.
0:11 He was running from that cop car.
0:14 Hey,
0:13 jumping over a big scar.
0:17 What?
0:16 Feel like GTA with like three stars.
0:20 Okay.
0:25 Oh no, that is crazy.
0:28 I don't know if police can do that.
0:30 I guess he's done it.
0:31 So, wow.
0:32 Talk about a double homicide.
0:34 Well, I mean, I don't know if that anyway.
0:37 Hey, Nate.
0:37 Nice to meet you.
0:38 Any tips on marriage?
0:40 Don't hit her.
0:44 Yeah,
0:44 unless she deserves it.
0:46 Just kidding, man.
0:46 Just be a good spouse.
0:47 Communicate.
0:48 You'll be fine, bro.
0:49 Just communicate.
0:51 Nature,
0:51 explain to her why you're hitting her.
0:54 Nature.
0:55 N.
0:55 Don't actually hit her, Bren.
0:56 Just Make her think you will.
1:01 I got to get out of here, bro.
1:02 I got to go to work.
1:04 Let me try it.
1:04 LET ME TRY.
1:05 LET me try.
1:06 Try try.
1:06 You got
1:08 I need two BAD SIDE.
1:14 Move side.
1:14 Move side.
1:15 Ladies,
1:15 how about you move?
1:16 How about you let Ali boa nice?
1:19 Not Ali, please.
1:22 You really want to be oning show off in front of Ali.
1:28 What am I looking at?
1:30 Oh.
1:31 Oh.
1:32 Face full of ass.
1:34 Face full of ass.
1:35 Damn, bro.
1:37 You ate his[ __] Mad.
1:42 I don't know how he's going to recover from that.
1:44 I need therapy after that.
1:46 Let this be a lesson.
1:48 If you ever go to like a hotel or anything, you can log into Netflix.
1:53 Make sure you log out.
1:55 This person is logged in.
1:57 Julie,
1:58 now Julie, I'm so sorry, but I'm I'm gonna have some fun now.
2:02 Oh, no.
2:03 I'm gonna make I'm gonna make another one.
2:05 Going to call this one
2:06 No, don't say the N word.
2:08 Okay.
2:10 You
2:10 This is all right.
2:11 We'll do dumb for this one.
2:17 You
2:17 uh We'll do We'll do that icon.
2:19 Why not?
2:19 We'll do you dumbass prick.
2:23 Oh my god.
2:24 I'm dead.
2:26 Dang.
2:26 So, they'll see that and they'll be like,
2:27 "Oh, Julie, you dumbass prick." All right.
2:31 So, let that be a lesson.
2:34 Don't leave your stuff logged in when you don't live at the place.
2:38 Fix that.
2:41 Oh.
2:40 Oh my god.
2:40 Guys, these long sleeve rib teeth are only $12.
2:44 That's crazy.
2:48 She needs it.
2:48 Do you have live, laugh, love cursive in your apartment?
2:51 No, man.
2:51 My apartment's black as[ __] just just so if my family comes I'm like,
2:55 "No, she's a good one." Like that's
2:58 What do you have in your apartment that makes it black as[ __]
3:01 I can't think of the name of the other people's stuff.
3:09 I get it cuz he stole it.
3:11 Yeah.
3:11 Okay.
3:16 Cubby come from my buddy's ex fiance.
3:21 Uhoh.
3:21 Let's get into it.
3:22 Okay, what happened there?
3:24 Fans are dying to know.
3:25 Now, we heard fiance and we heard ex fiance.
3:28 So, what's the deal?
3:29 Break it down.
3:29 So, who cheated on who?
3:31 She died in a tragic car accident.
3:36 On the day of the wedding,
3:37 she died in a tragic car accident on the day of the wedding.
3:42 I'm so sorry.
3:43 Wasn't mine.
3:44 Um, so where did uh the name Cubby come from?
3:46 From Chicago.
3:47 Oh, awesome.
3:48 Chicago.
3:49 I also have an autistic non-verbal daughter who
3:52 will be seven at the end of the month.
3:54 She
3:58 No, there's no way.
4:00 No, that that's reaching surely.
4:02 What is this thing you got with this buffalo?
4:05 Whiskey.
4:05 Yeah.
4:05 Oh, damn.
4:06 I can't see you and not celebrate.
4:09 Now, obviously, is this some cheap[ __] Joe?
4:11 No.
4:11 That's the That's the[ __] bro.
4:13 Kentucky straight bourbon.
4:15 Buffalo Tracy has been around longer than America.
4:19 1773 that company.
4:21 Really?
4:22 Yeah.
4:24 Wow.
4:23 Tastes like slavery.
4:28 Dave Chappelle, hands down one of the funniest comed comedians of all time.
4:32 I watch all his specials.
4:33 He's so good.
4:35 Was capable of carrying a smell.
4:36 When's the last time you showered?
4:37 Well, I shower every day, which I mean today.
4:40 Well, yeah, because I'm I'm doing stuff.
4:41 I got stuff to do.
4:42 I'm just checking.
4:43 Yeah.
4:43 I mean, I clearly look clean.
5:05 Um,
5:05 if you could set up the teleport between one place and another,
5:08 where would that be?
5:09 Like your bed to five guys or where would you choose?
5:13 I'm sorry.
5:13 We'll teleport over your
5:14 our bed to Five Guys.
5:17 Like for me, I would do my bedroom straight to a Five Guys.
5:19 That's
5:20 what's Five Guys.
5:21 It's like a burger place.
5:25 Oh, NO.
5:25 NOT FIVE GUYS.
5:27 You like I mean, I mean, that's cool.
5:31 No judgment.
5:32 It sounds good.
5:33 I mean, not that I'm in.
5:34 I mean, are you That's the way you roll.
5:36 No, because
5:38 the more you analyate and the more you uh uh
5:42 inhale.
5:42 Inhale.
5:43 Huh?
5:45 Inhale.
5:46 Inhale.
5:46 Yeah.
5:47 Inhale.
5:47 Breathe in.
5:48 What did I say?
5:52 Anal.
5:52 No, I meant anal.
5:55 Stop.
5:56 Stop.
5:58 An anal.
5:59 What?
6:00 Inhale.
6:00 Yes.
6:02 Inhale.
6:01 It takes more than just speed, grit, and power to be successful.
6:05 You need intelligence, too.
6:08 Wow.
6:07 And that leads me to my teammates who cover all these bases.
6:10 First, one of the fastest players the game has ever seen.
6:13 He is the OG speed.
6:15 Arsenal and French national team legend Thierry Henri
6:20 in the middle.
6:20 A man with so much grit as a player,
6:22 he was willing to anger some of the greatest names in the game.
6:25 And he's brought those skills to his broadcasting career as well.
6:28 Liverpool's own car.
6:30 And finally,
6:32 FINALLY, you haven't seen power until you've seen Micah power
6:34 through one of his Champions League night dinner orders.
6:37 Big for a reason.
6:38 Big Meeks.
6:41 Was it racist to knock a black man out?
6:44 That is the question.
6:46 No, stop asking me that.
6:47 I said no.
6:49 It's not racist.
6:50 It's a shitty question.
6:51 It's a sport.
6:52 I hate his guts.
6:54 But what kind of question IS THAT?
6:58 OH, excuse me.
6:58 My bad, y'all.
6:59 I'm doing a survey.
7:00 Do y'all like Wendy's by any chance?
7:02 Yes.
7:02 Y'all do?
7:02 You like when these nuts hit your lip?
7:04 Oh my god.
7:06 Oh my god.
7:07 Would you rather be queso or what the
7:10 Did bro actually fall through the would you rather bar?
7:14 Okay, this should work.
7:15 Okay.
7:15 Would you There's no Do you want blueberries in your in your banana
7:26 bread or do you want chocolate in your banana bread?
7:29 You know what he should say to her?
7:32 You decide what goes into the banana bread.
7:34 As long as you're making it topless.
7:37 Whoa.
7:38 What?
7:39 Go back to wanking, man.
7:41 Just just bust one out and try again.
7:46 You need some postnut clarity because what was that?
7:52 Uh, skydiving.
7:53 Did y'all really skydive in it?
7:54 No, I would never skydive.
7:56 Really?
7:57 Oh, you go down quick.
8:01 I'm I'm one of those people who believe in like I
8:05 just feel like I would have a heart attack before I GOT
8:08 YOU KNOW I now I can't pull my string so I just rather not do it.
8:12 My dog dies.
8:13 Right.
8:13 Your dog died.
8:14 Right.
8:14 You say what?
8:15 I love you and I'm sorry.
8:16 I love you.
8:16 I'm sorry.
8:17 My empathy this and that.
8:18 Right.
8:18 You broke my heart.
8:19 Right.
8:19 Right.
8:19 Andreas has nothing.
8:21 You did nothing.
8:22 Nothing.
8:22 Carlos nothing.
8:23 I meant to say to her.
8:25 And then how what?
8:27 How tasty was it?
8:31 Okay.
8:32 Oh my god.
8:33 Hold on.
8:33 Hold on.
8:33 Hold on.
8:34 Hold on.
8:34 Let that sit.
8:36 Let Let us ponder that right.
8:38 No one say a word.
8:39 Okay.
8:40 And I'm going to answer that question.
8:42 It's aging right now.
8:43 Yeah.
8:43 Yeah.
8:43 I'm I'm going to answer that question right now.
8:47 Very ting.
8:50 Tell everyone what they should do.
8:53 Subscribe.
8:53 He's used that now.
8:55 Jump.
9:00 Nobody was asking about veneers.
9:02 Yeah.
9:02 And then they all be the same teeth.
9:04 Like, how you got a mouth full of two front teeth?
9:05 Why?
9:08 Why do you have two front teeth?
9:11 No.
9:11 No.
9:11 No.
9:12 No.
9:12 No.
9:12 We got to pause cuz that laugh is a red card, man.
9:15 Get out.
9:15 Get out.
9:16 No.
9:16 No.
9:16 No.
9:16 No.
9:17 No.
9:17 We can't be friends if your laugh is like that.
9:20 What is this?
9:21 What is she doing?
9:23 What is she doing?
9:26 No.
9:27 What's going on?
9:28 I was watching porn.
9:29 I saw some[ __] I tried it.
9:31 She said, "Kevin, let me tell you something.
9:32 I don't care if you watch porn.
9:34 Don't be stupid enough to bring the[ __] that you saw in our house." She said,
9:39 "I watch porn all the time.
9:40 I don't try to do the[ __] that I saw to you." I said,
9:44 "Uh, back the[ __] up." When did THIS BECOME A WH HOUSE?
9:54 WHAT THE hell you mean you watching porn?
9:57 What the hell are you watching?
9:58 She was like everything.
10:05 Instantly it got hurt.
10:07 The reason why it hurt me is because
10:10 my pride wanted to know what she was watching.
10:13 I want to see it.
10:14 Let me see it with my eyes.
10:16 I want to see it.
10:17 BBC it.
10:18 She said, "You want to see it?
10:19 Let me see it." She said, "My porn search is in my cookies.
10:23 All you got to do is search my cookies.
10:25 The[ __] that I saw hurt my heart.
10:27 It hurt me.
10:28 The reason why is because her porn search was the complete opposite of who I am.
10:35 Everything I saw was big.
10:37 Everything was big.
10:40 Big balls to the walls.
10:41 Big bats on big blacks.
10:44 Big[ __] and socks.
10:45 What the[ __] is going on?
10:47 Big[ __] on socks.
10:49 Sites wasn't even porn.
10:50 One of the sites was a bunch of tall men being active,
10:54 CHANGING LIGHT BULBS, putting[ __] on shelves, hanging paintings.
10:58 What kind of[ __] is that?
11:00 Is it ever okay to cheat in a relationship?
11:03 What is cheat?
11:04 Having two girlfriends at the same time or two boyfriends at the same time?
11:08 It's not legal, right?
11:09 No, it's legal.
11:10 It's legal.
11:11 What?
11:11 Yeah.
11:12 Yeah.
11:12 Well, I don't know.
11:13 I thought it's illegal, right?
11:15 Oh.
11:15 Oh, okay.
11:18 Illegal.
11:18 I love that.
11:20 So Paul didn't do it because he thought it was illegal.
11:23 SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DONE.
11:25 SHE'S CREATED A MONSTER.
11:27 SOPHIE, if you had a daughter, would you want her to do what you're doing?
11:32 I mean, I would let her decide.
11:34 It's up to her decision.
11:35 But do you think as a mother you would you would want that?
11:38 I think that I would be supportive of it no matter what.
11:40 Yes, that's fair.
11:43 Sophie, would you be supportive of your son selling crack cocaine?
11:46 Wait, what?
11:48 WHAT?
11:49 HUH?
11:50 WHAT?
11:50 WHAT?
11:57 __] MAN.
11:57 If that's what he WANTS TO DO, THEN[ __] IT.
12:00 IF HE WANTS TO BE ON HIS TOP BOY[ __] THEN I'M DOWN,[ __] BOY,
12:04 IF MY BOY WANT TO BE A serial killer,
12:07 HE BETTER BE THE BEST GODDAMN SERIAL KILLER.
12:11 I'm joking.
12:12 I'm jo.
12:13 It's a joke.
12:13 No illegal[ __] over here, man.
12:15 It's your wife or something.
12:17 Yeah.
12:18 Why don't you go inside?
12:19 Why don't you go inside?
12:20 You want a bit?
12:21 No thanks.
12:21 Ain't[ __] big enough.
12:23 Trust me, it is.
12:27 Nah, that's a red card.
12:29 How do you know?
12:31 How do you know, bro?
12:34 No, no, no, no, no.
12:36 You can't come back from that.
12:37 GET OFF THIS[ __]
12:39 LOOK, WE FOUND SOME people in the tent.
12:41 Are these yours?
12:41 Uh, that's Ben.
12:42 This is his birthday present.
12:44 Oh, we're going to speak to granddad and his birthday present.
12:47 Are you grandad?
12:48 I'm grandad yet.
12:49 And are you birthday present?
12:50 Uh, what?
12:51 No, I'm his grandson.
12:52 What in the Epstein ISLAND IS GOING ON?
12:55 I CAN'T How many inches is your
12:58 I don't know, but it's decent.
13:00 It's decent.
13:01 What the?
13:02 And I say that cuz I really I really used
13:04 to think I had a small cuz my little brother
13:07 I hate to say this, my kid, my little brother like 18 in.
13:11 Damn.
13:12 So I used to think my small but I'm you know I'm blessed I'm a ruler
13:17 bro Kevin Gay man what's what's wrong with this guy manace
13:37 was stressed as soon as the camera got to was like oh Man, they tested me.
13:43 Yeah.
13:43 Parking lot.
13:44 M.
13:45 Yeah.
13:48 What's something you're into that other people might find strange?
13:51 I really like uh going to like mosh pits and like people.
13:56 You heard him.
13:58 Oh my god.
13:59 No man.
14:01 He's the guy that ruins it for everyone, man.
14:04 He's the guy that makes everyone think twice when they see a mosh spit.
14:07 Where are you punching these people?
14:08 Like in the face like rib.
14:11 like wherever I can and sometimes the elbow, you know,
14:14 I just give him like a uppercut and it's keep dancing like nothing happened.
14:20 Has anybody confronted you though?
14:23 No.
14:23 Like most of the time it's like um like where my area where I am,
14:27 it's a lot of like Indian people and like white people and they're
14:31 not like they're they're not like the most um what's the word?
14:36 Confrontational.
14:37 Like they'll kind of just let it happen.
14:40 What's your message to all mosh pitters?
14:43 Hey, keep having fun out there.
14:44 You know what I'm saying?
14:45 Keep dancing.
14:46 Keep uh keep enjoying it.
14:51 Psycho.
14:51 And I'm coming.
14:52 I'm coming.
14:54 All right, bro.
15:02 Take the rest of his hair off.
15:07 That's funny.
15:09 Everybody else.
15:10 Oh yeah.
15:10 What is going on?
15:13 No.
15:13 Why does Speed always have the most
15:17 weirdest clips, man?
15:20 Good boy.
15:21 Uhhuh.
15:21 Good boy.
15:22 What the[ __] is going on?
15:24 Come on.
15:24 Come on.
15:25 Come on.
15:26 Good boy.
15:26 Come over here, baby.
15:27 What the hell?
15:29 We're trying not to be those hover parents, right?
15:31 That are just like and give him some freedom.
15:34 I'm like, "No, your curfew is this." You know, told him what time.
15:38 He goes, he texts me back.
15:39 Let me breathe, Dad.
15:40 Let me
15:46 I'm dying.
15:47 Right.
15:51 Like he's George Floyd.
15:53 No, not that bad.
15:54 Right.
15:54 But just like Yeah.
15:56 Right.
15:56 Oh, yeah.
15:56 Let me breathe, Dad.
15:58 Did you just call me a 56-y old fat ass?
16:01 Yeah, you did.
16:02 Yeah, you did.
16:02 Say it now.
16:06 Yeah.
16:06 Yeah.
16:07 a quick switch.
16:07 I want people to learn that um Tourette's is
16:11 neur is a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder.
16:16 Please don't say the N word.
16:17 Please don't say the N word.
16:18 And then I also get very evil people that would comment
16:21 and say like your own biscuit that have told me that my
16:30 No, you can't be laughing at no.
16:34 Oh boy, that was a great batch.
16:36 I enjoyed that.
16:37 Uh, be sure not to subscribe.
16:39 I'll see you in a bit.