WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING

0:02 Has today been more insane than usual?

0:04 I mean, I know we're kind of like we're

0:07 kind of capped out on how insane things can be,

0:11 but it feels like people have collectively lost their minds.

0:14 Donald Trump gave a very strange press conference

0:17 in the Oval Office where again he was not standing.

0:21 He doesn't stand anymore in press conferences.

0:23 I wonder why.

0:24 Erica Kirk decided they like come out of hiding looking

0:29 like a ninja and people had some people had some thoughts.

0:34 I can't I mean I just can't believe what she had to say.

0:38 Okay, so lots of goodies to go through here.

0:42 Uh first off, here is Donald Trump talking about James Comey's seashell picture.

0:50 This is top of mind for president of the United States.

0:53 talking about how busy you were this morning.

0:55 James Comey was in court.

0:56 He self-surrendered.

0:57 He's now been charged a second time.

0:59 This time over a social media post with seashells that said 8647.

1:03 Do you really think that he was endangering

1:05 your life or threatening your life with that?

1:07 Well, if anybody knows anything about uh crime, they know 86.

1:12 You know what 86?

1:13 It's a mob term for kill them.

1:16 You know, you ever see the movies?

1:18 86.

1:19 the mobster says to one of his wonderful associates 86 that means kill him.

1:25 It's uh I think of it as a mob term.

1:27 I don't know people think of it as something

1:30 having to do with disappearing but the mob uses

1:33 that term to say when they want to kill somebody they say 86 the son of a gun.

1:40 I'm trying to keep the language nice and clear.

1:42 They don't use that term son of a gun.

1:44 use another term, but that's a mob term for I'm just going to fetch it.

1:49 Is 86 a mafia term?

1:53 AI.

1:54 The short answer, no.

1:58 86 is not originally a mafia term, though.

2:01 It is easy to see why you think so.

2:02 While it sounds like a gritty underworld code for getting rid Okay,

2:05 we're not going to go through this AI long.

2:07 Oh my god.

2:07 Jesus Christ.

2:08 So much written.

2:09 But I don't know.

2:11 I don't know.

2:11 Mr.

2:12 president AI says you're wrong.

2:15 And if we're to believe anyone, I think it's probably the robot and not you.

2:20 So anyways, uh it goes on to say here that Donald Trump said this.

2:25 He was there to greet the astronauts.

2:27 He kind of made it all about him, but he said this.

2:30 He looks really weird.

2:32 People have unbelievable courage.

2:34 Unbelievable.

2:35 A lot of other things, too, by the way.

2:37 To get in there, you have to be very smart.

2:39 have to do a lot of things physically good.

2:42 So I would have had no trouble making it.

2:43 I'm physically very very good.

2:46 Uh maybe people have unbelievable.

2:48 So Donald Trump there saying that he feels

2:51 as though he would have been a great astronaut.

2:53 I don't think he would have met the physical the physical health requirements.

3:00 Someone says here of oh then Donald Trump also said about the Iran blockade

3:09 ripped off by other countries for years and those days are over.

3:12 Yeah, please.

3:13 Mr.

3:13 President, regarding Iran, how long are you prepared to maintain the blockade?

3:17 Could that go several more months?

3:19 Well, the blockade is genius.

3:22 Okay, the blockade has been 100% foolproof.

3:25 It shows how good our navy is.

3:26 I can tell you that.

3:27 Nobody's going to play games.

3:29 We have the greatest military in the world and I built much of it during

3:32 my first term and we've been building it

3:34 since and the greatest anywhere in the world.

3:37 Nobody even close.

3:38 And uh and you see that every whether it's Venezuela which and they

3:44 have a good military in Venezuela but it was over in one day.

3:47 It was actually over in about 48 minutes.

3:50 Uh Iran is it's over but we're still there.

3:55 In what world does that make sense?

3:58 Iran's military is destroyed and yet they control the straight of Hermoose.

4:01 Same thing.

4:01 I mean, militarily, we've wiped them out.

4:03 They have no military left.

4:05 They're It's all The navies at the bottom of the sea.

4:08 The Air Force is never going to fly again.

4:11 Uh we've we've got an amazing military.

4:14 Now we Now they have to cry uncle.

4:17 That's all they have to do.

4:18 Just say we give up.

4:21 We give up.

4:22 Oh my god.

4:23 He did the crosseyed meme.

4:24 He did the crosseyed meme.

4:30 Incredible.

4:31 That's going to be the thumbnail.

4:33 We give up.

4:34 We give up.

4:36 But their economy is really in trouble.

4:38 So, it's a it's a it's a dead economy.

4:44 All right.

4:44 Then, as one commentator noted here,

4:48 insane to be talking about while you have the Artemis

4:51 crew standing behind you that you're supposed to be honoring.

4:56 Yeah.

4:57 And then Donald Trump made some fun of someone's

4:59 This was really like a scene out of the office.

5:02 Are you considering relocating NASA's headquarters out of DC once

5:06 the lease is up states like Texas, Ohio, and Florida?

5:09 Well, the best man to tell you that is a man standing right over here.

5:12 You heard that question with those beautiful ears of yours.

5:16 He's he's got great hearing.

5:17 You know, super he's got super hearing.

5:19 Trick of the trade, sir.

5:22 I'm not even gonna All right.

5:25 So that's our demented president.

5:28 Just another day in Donald Trump's America, making up.

5:33 86 making fun of someone's appearance.

5:37 None of it will register with corporate media.

5:39 I don't think this shit's going to register.

5:41 But here is Candace, not Candace Owens.

5:44 Here's Erica Kirk.

5:45 Dressed like a ninja, dressed like she is undercover,

5:52 dressed as if she works for a very cool caterer, dressed like Elon Musk.

6:00 Here she is uh finally responding to Candace Owens.

6:06 Every morning I wake up to a new headline lying about me.

6:12 I have comedians dressing up in whiteface.

6:17 I have people saying I'm not fit to be CEO.

6:21 And I have Candace Owens claiming I murdered my husband.

6:24 And the list goes on and on and on.

6:30 I'm scared.

6:30 I'm scared.

6:32 I'm going to show you this right now.

6:33 I wasn't expecting to show you this, but I made a screenshot of this.

6:36 This woman is freaky.

6:37 Look at this.

6:44 Okay.

6:44 All right.

6:45 Okay.

6:45 I'll vote.

6:46 I'll vote Republican.

6:47 Just go away.

6:48 It's Oh, how to persuade.

6:54 Very persuadable.

6:56 All right.

6:56 And then uh let's see here.

6:59 Oh, right, right, right, right.

7:00 She Erica Kirk said this is the reason

7:02 why she went to the White House correspondence dinner.

7:05 Everyone is asking why I even went to the White

7:08 House correspondent center and it was because many of the journalists

7:11 in that room have attempted to dehumanize me and I

7:15 wanted to meet some of them face to face quite frankly.

7:19 Why have a conversation about me when you can have a conversation with me?

7:27 Yay.

7:28 Eric Kirk video.

7:30 Yay.

7:31 So for example, a journalist from the Daily Mail came up to me.

7:35 She introduced herself and she was saying she was very gracious.

7:39 She was saying, "You look so beautiful.

7:41 I'm so sorry for your loss." To which I replied,

7:47 "It is so nice to put a name to the face,

7:51 especially with all of the slander, the lies,

7:53 accusations that are out there surrounding my husband's murder and myself."

7:59 She doesn't have the juice.

7:59 Sorry.

8:00 She's just not compelling.

8:01 I mean, she definitely is trying,

8:04 but it makes her come across as an insane person.

8:08 And I said to her, you know what's so interesting?

8:11 This is my first time at the White House Correspondents Center,

8:16 and I find it so fascinating the dynamic

8:19 that is going on right now because everyone is all dressed up and you guys are

8:24 co-mingling in and out of each other's cocktail parties.

8:27 And so for one night you are able to put

8:31 aside all of your differences for the sake of freedom

8:34 of speech and then by Monday morning things will go

8:38 back to being an absolute bloodbath between all of you.

8:41 To which she replied literally she said, "I know.

8:45 Isn't it special, right?

8:47 Isn't tonight so special?" Okay, I this is my favorite reply ever.

8:55 Girl, we don't give a Truly.

9:05 Truly.

9:06 Oh, Terra Lauren said why I should dress like Elon Musk.

9:10 And then Erica Kirk went on a tirade saying our country's become unrecognizable.

9:17 These people have perverted the truth to the point

9:18 where they motivated the murder of my husband.

9:21 Oh god, get over yourself.

9:29 Maybe that'll be the thumbnail.

9:33 We'll see.

9:35 We'll see.

9:37 Like, subscribe.

9:39 I feel like I'm losing my mind.

9:41 I'll see you soon.

9:42 Bye.