Phineas and Ferb First Episode | Rollercoaster | S1 E1 | Full Episode | @disneychannel

0:01 THERE'S 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION♪♪ AND THEN SCHOOL COMES ALONG

0:04 JUST TO END IT♪♪ SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION♪♪ IS

0:09 FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT♪♪ LIKE MAYBE♪♪ BUILDING A ROCKET♪♪

0:14 OR FIGHTING A MUMMY♪♪ OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER♪ HEY!

0:18 DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST♪♪ OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER♪♪

0:24 SURFING TIDAL WAVES♪♪ CREATING NANOBOTS♪♪

0:26 OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN♪ IT'S OVER HERE.

0:29 FINDING A DODO BIRD♪♪ PAINTING A CONTINENT♪♪

0:31 OR DRIVING YOUR SISTER INSANE♪ PHINEAS!

0:34 AS YOU CAN SEE♪♪ THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF

0:36 TO DO♪♪ BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL♪ COME ON, PERRY!

0:39 SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB♪♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL♪♪

0:45 SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB♪♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL♪ MOM!

0:50 PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!

0:56 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY DISNEY ABC CABLE NETWORKS GROUP SO,

1:02 FERB, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY?

1:04 MM-MM.

1:06 WHAT ABOUT PERRY?

1:07 WHAT DOES HE WANT TO DO?

1:08 [CHATTERING] WELL, HE'S A PLATYPUS.

1:12 THEY DON'T DO MUCH.

1:13 I FOR ONE AM STARTING TO GET BORED,

1:15 AND BOREDOM IS SOMETHING UP WITH WHICH I WILL NOT PUT.

1:17 THE FIRST THING THEY'RE GONNA ASK US WHEN WE GET

1:19 BACK TO SCHOOL IS WHAT DID WE DO OVER SUMMER?

1:21 I MEAN, NO SCHOOL FOR 3 MONTHS, OUR LIFE SHOULD BE A ROLLERCOASTER.

1:24 AND I MEAN A GOOD ROLLERCOASTER.

1:26 NOT LIKE THAT ONE WE RODE AT THE STATE FAIR.

1:28 [ROLLERCOASTER RUMBLING] AAH!

1:30 AAH!

1:30 AAH!

1:30 PLEASE EXIT TO THE LEFT.

1:32 MAN, THAT WAS LAME.

1:33 WHY, IF I BUILT A ROLLERCOASTER, I WOULD— THAT'S IT!

1:36 I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY.

1:37 PHINEAS, FERB, I'M GONNA GO PICK UP A FEW THINGS.

1:39 YOU BOYS STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, OK?

1:41 OK, MOM.

1:42 WE'RE GONNA BUILD A ROLLERCOASTER.

1:46 I'M IN CHARGE, RIGHT?

1:47 YOU DID TELL THEM I'M IN CHARGE?

1:48 RELAX, CANDACE.

1:49 NOBODY HAS TO BE IN CHARGE.

1:50 BUT WHAT IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY?

1:52 LIKE WHAT?

1:53 WHAT IF, UH...

1:54 [GASPS] WHAT IF A SATELLITE FALLS OUT OF ORBIT AND CRASHES INTO THE HOUSE?!

1:58 IF THAT HAPPENS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE.

2:00 YES!

2:01 MOM SAYS I'M IN CHARGE CONDITIONALLY.

2:03 WHATEVER.

2:04 WAIT A MINUTE.

2:05 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

2:06 HOMEWORK.

2:07 IT'S SUMMER.

2:08 THAT'S COOL.

2:09 YOU WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE, THEN.

2:10 WELL, I'M WATCHING YOU.

2:14 AND I'M IN CHARGE.

2:15 CONDITIONALLY!

2:17 [TELEPHONE RINGS] HELLO?

2:20 OH, HI, CECE.

2:21 NO, I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW.

2:22 MOM JUST WENT TO THE STORE.

2:23 SHE LEFT ME IN CHARGE.

2:25 WELL, YOU KNOW, CONDITIONALLY.

2:26 OH, IF YOU GO, CAN YOU SEE IF JEREMY'S THERE?

2:27 NO, NO, HE'S THE CUTE ONE THAT WORKS AT MR.

2:30 SLUSHY BURGER.

2:30 YEAH, HE TOTALLY SMILED AT ME THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE.

2:33 I JUST ABOUT DIED.

2:34 I KNOW.

2:35 I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T.

2:36 I'M WATCHING MY BROTHER AND STEPBROTHER.

2:37 YEAH, AND THEY NEVER GET INTO TROUBLE BECAUSE MOM NEVER CATCHES THEM.

2:40 ONE OF THESE DAYS, THOUGH, I'M GONNA SEE TO IT THAT SHE CATCHES THEM RED-HANDED.

2:43 [ROAR] WILL YOU HOLD IT DOWN!

2:45 I AM TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!

2:47 MOM LEFT ME IN CHARGE, SO THERE WILL BE NO SHENANIGANS TODAY.

2:50 WHAT ARE THEY DOING RIGHT NOW?

2:51 WHY DO YOU ASK?

2:52 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN SEE IT FROM YOUR HOUSE?

2:54 SEE WHAT?!

2:58 PHINEAS, WHAT IS THAT?

2:59 DO YOU LIKE IT?

3:01 OOH, I'M GONNA GO TELL MOM,

3:02 AND WHEN SHE SEES WHAT YOU ARE DOING, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!

3:04 DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!

3:06 D-O-W-N!

3:07 DOWN!

3:09 WE'RE GONNA NEED A BLOWTORCH AND SOME MORE PEANUT BUTTER.

3:12 HEY, CANDACE, IS PHINEAS— HOME?

3:17 DOOM.

3:18 DOWN, I SAY.

3:20 HEY, PHINEAS.

3:21 WHATCHA DOIN'?

3:21 HEY, ISABELLA.

3:23 BUILDING A ROLLERCOASTER.

3:24 IN YOUR BACKYARD?

3:25 SOME OF IT.

3:26 WOW.

3:27 ISN'T THAT KIND OF IMPOSSIBLE?

3:29 SOME MIGHT SAY.

3:30 HEY, FERB.

3:32 DOES YOUR STEPBROTHER EVER TALK?

3:34 FERB?

3:35 HE'S MORE OF A MAN OF ACTION.

3:39 I WAS GONNA GO TO THE POOL.

3:41 YOU WANT TO GO SWIMMING?

3:42 KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.

3:43 OH.

3:44 RIGHT.

3:45 OK.

3:45 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN.

3:46 OK.

3:48 HEY, FERB, YOU GOT ENOUGH RIVETS UP THERE?

3:53 WHEW.

3:55 HEY, WHERE'S PERRY?

4:07 GOOD MORNING, AGENT P.

4:08 THE EVIL DR.

4:09 DOOFENSCHMIRTZ IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS.

4:11 FOR REASONS UNKNOWN TO US, HE'S BOUGHT UP 80% OF THE COUNTRY'S TINFOIL.

4:14 I WANT YOU TO GET OVER TO HIS HIDEOUT RIGHT AWAY,

4:16 FIND OUT WHAT HE'S UP TO, AND PUT A STOP TO IT.

4:19 AS ALWAYS, AGENT P, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOUR COVER

4:21 IDENTITY AS A MINDLESS DOMESTIC PET REMAINS INTACT.

4:23 NOW GET OUT THERE.

4:24 WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU.

4:26 DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY

4:30 DOO BA DOO♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA♪ SO THE WAY I SEE IT,

4:36 THE SOLID FUEL ROCKETS KICK IN IN THE MALL PARKING LOT.

4:38 THEN WE RELEASE THE SNAKES DURING THE CORKSCREW AROUND THE INTERSTATE.

4:41 I'M GONNA GO GET THE SNAKES.

4:46 MOM, YOU'VE GOTTA COME HOME RIGHT NOW.

4:48 DID A SATELLITE CRASH INTO THE HOUSE?

4:50 NO, NO, NO!

4:51 YOU GOTTA SEE WHAT PHINEAS AND FERB RE DOING.

4:52 IT SEEMS LIKE WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE.

4:55 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

4:56 I SEEM TO RECALL YOU TELLING ME

4:57 THAT THE BOYS WERE TRAINING MONKEYS TO JUGGLE BICYCLES,

4:59 AND WHEN I CAME HOME, THERE WAS A STUNNING LACK OF MONKEYS.

5:01 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THEY CLEANED IT UP SO FAST.

5:03 SO WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY THIS TIME?

5:04 THEY'RE BUILDING A ROLLERCOASTER.

5:06 CANDACE, SERIOUSLY, ISN'T PHINEAS A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE A ROLLERCOASTER ENGINEER?

5:13 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE A ROLLERCOASTER ENGINEER?

5:16 YES.

5:17 YES, I AM.

5:19 WELL, I MUST SAY, I'M VERY IMPRESSED.

5:21 THE FORMS ALL SEEM TO BE IN ORDER,

5:23 ALTHOUGH I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM FILLED OUT IN CRAYON BEFORE,

5:25 SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU, ANYTHING AT ALL, JUST, UH, LET ME KNOW.

5:28 DO YOU THINK WE COULD BORROW ONE OF THOSE GADGETS?

5:35 NOW, THIS IS THE LIFE.

5:43 AH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

5:45 WHAT AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE.

5:48 AND BY UNEXPECTED, I MEAN COMPLETELY EXPECTED!

5:54 I, DR.

5:55 HEINZ DOOFENSCHMIRTZ, HAVE COVERED THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD IN TINFOIL.

6:00 AND WHEN I PUT MY GIANT MAGNET NEXT TO MY INGENIOUS MAGNETISM MAGNIFIER,

6:06 I WILL PULL THE EAST IN A WESTERLY DIRECTION,

6:08 THEREBY REVERSING ROTATION OF THE EARTH.

6:12 YOU MAY WELL ASK YOURSELF, WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?

6:15 WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY HAVE TO GAIN?

6:18 WELL, LET ME JUST ANSWER THAT BY SAYING

6:20 I HAVEN'T REALLY WORKED OUT ALL THE BUGS YET,

6:22 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THIS ONE ALONE COST A LOT.

6:25 BUT, MOM, I TELL YOU, THEY'RE BUILDING IT AND IT'S HUGE!

6:29 "PHINEAS AND FERB PRESENT THE COOLEST COASTER EVER.

6:32 NOW OPEN." MOM!

6:34 PHINEAS AND FERB GOT A ROLLERCOASTER?

6:36 YOU THINK WE GET A DISCOUNT IF WE BRING THE FLIER?

6:38 I THINK WE BETTER TAKE IT.

6:39 HERE.

6:39 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

6:40 SEE?

6:40 I TOLD YOU I'M NOT CRAZY.

6:42 I TOLD YOU.

6:42 AND YOU'RE NOT CRAZY BECAUSE...

6:45 AAH!

6:46 I SEE YOUR POINT, CANDACE.

6:48 NO CRAZY PERSON WOULD SCREAM AT A POST LIKE THAT.

6:50 I'LL BE IN THE DAIRY SECTION IF YOU

6:53 WANT TO COME YELL AT SOME CHEESE OR ANYTHING.

7:01 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES.

7:13 MAY I PRESENT TO YOU A SPECTACLE MOST

7:15 OF THE MORNING IN THE MAKING, THE COOLEST...

7:20 COASTER...

7:21 EVER!

7:33 [BIRD SQUAWKING] [AWK] [CLANK] SO, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?

7:41 TO FASTEN, INSERT THE TAB INTO THE METAL BUCKLE.

7:44 TO RELEASE, JUST PULL BACK ON THE--OOPS.

7:46 WELL, YOU GET THE PICTURE.

7:48 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT.

7:50 ENJOY THE RIDE.

7:52 YOU ALL SIGNED THE WAIVERS, RIGHT?

7:55 AAH!

7:56 AAH!

7:56 AAH!

7:57 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] AAH!

8:05 AAH!

8:05 AAH!

8:06 RELAX, THEY'RE JUST RUBBER.

8:15 [SQUEAK SQUEAK] [SCREAMING] HEY, LOOK, HERE COMES THE AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH.

8:24 All: AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH!

8:29 BUT I REALLY MAKE ALL MY MONEY BACK.

8:31 I--I--I COULD BUY A BUNCH OF EAST-FACING REAL

8:33 ESTATE AND SELL IT AGAIN WITH A...[MUTTERING] HAH!

8:37 YOU MISSED!

8:41 OW!

8:42 OW-OW-OW-OW!

8:43 OW!

8:50 OWW!

8:54 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE LANAI?

9:01 QUAKE IN YOUR BOOTS AND WATCH HELPLESSLY

9:04 AS THE UNIMAGINABLE ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCES PULL THE EASTERN SEABOARD,

9:09 THEREBY REVERSING ROTATION OF THE EARTH.

9:14 WELL...THAT DIDN'T WORK.

9:20 AND NOW WE HAVE A 2-TON BALL OF TINFOIL

9:22 TRAVELING 200 MILES AN HOUR DIRECTLY AT US!

9:25 QUICKLY!

9:25 WE MUST SEPARATE THE MAGNET FROM THE MAGNIFIER BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

9:30 NOW, I KNOW I HAVE THAT CLUB CARD IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

9:32 I ALWAYS HAVE IT WITH ME, BUT MY PURSE IS SUCH A DISASTER AREA.

9:35 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

9:37 OH, OH, OH, OH!

9:38 MOM!

9:39 MOM!

9:40 IT'S NO USE!

9:42 IT'S NO USE!

9:45 WE ARE DOOMED!

9:49 YOU DID IT!

9:50 YOU SAVED US, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

9:53 BLESS YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

10:04 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK!

10:07 SEE?

10:08 OK, I GIVE UP.

10:09 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT?

10:12 NO!

10:12 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

10:14 I'M GONNA GO GET THE CART.

10:15 IT WAS RIGHT HERE AND IT WAS HUGE!

10:17 MOM!

10:18 TIME TO GO.

10:19 I'VE GOT FROZEN.

10:20 OK.

10:21 SO YOU THINK THAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE

10:23 STILL UNDER THAT STUPID TREE IN THE BACKYARD, RIGHT?

10:25 WELL, YES, THAT WOULD BE MY GUESS.

10:26 FINE.

10:29 THEN LET'S GO HOME--NOW!

10:39 OH, THERE YOU ARE, PERRY.

10:41 [CHATTERING] NICE HAT, ISABELLA.

10:45 HMM.

10:48 AAH!

10:49 AAH!

10:50 [ALL SCREAMING] FUNNY.

10:54 I DON'T REMEMBER THIS IN THE BLUEPRINTS.

10:58 AND I'M SURE THIS IS NEW.

11:03 HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE.

11:05 I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES, CANDACE.

11:18 WELCOME TO MR.

11:19 SLUSHY BURGER.

11:19 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

11:20 ANYONE WANT FRIES?

11:26 CROISSANT?

11:28 ANYONE WANT A CROISSANT?

11:36 [BEEP BEEP BEEP] YOU KNOW, IF THAT THING CRASHES TO EARTH, CANDACE IS IN CHARGE.

11:44 AAH!

11:47 AAH!

11:50 AAH!

11:53 [ALL SCREAMING] WE SHOULD HAVE CHARGED MORE.

12:02 OK, WE'RE HERE.

12:03 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CANDACE?

12:04 [GASPING AND LAUGHING] YES!

12:07 SEE, MOM?

12:08 I TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T THERE.

12:10 HI, MOM.

12:10 OH, HI, BOYS.

12:12 COME ON, CANDACE, HELP ME WITH THE GROCERIES.

12:13 B-B-B-B-BUT-BUT-BUT-BUT— LET'S GO.

12:16 BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT— HEY, PHINEAS, THAT WAS GREAT.

12:21 WAY TOO COOL.

12:22 THAT WAS AWESOME!

12:24 CAN WE DO IT AGAIN?

12:25 SORRY.

12:25 ONLY ONE RIDE PER CUSTOMER.

12:26 THAT WAS GREAT, PHINEAS.

12:28 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TOMORROW?

12:29 DON'T KNOW YET.

12:30 MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH PERRY SOME TRICKS.

12:32 WELL, HE IS A PLATYPUS.

12:33 THEY DON'T DO MUCH.

12:34 THEY'RE THE ONLY MAMMALS TO LAY EGGS.

12:37 MAYBE HE'LL LAY AN EGG.

12:39 COOL.

12:39 SEE YOU TOMORROW.

12:41 IT REALLY WAS THE COOLEST COASTER EVER.

12:44 YOU GUYS MAKE A GREAT TEAM.

12:46 WELL, A BROTHER IS A BROTHER,

12:47 BUT I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER ONE THAT FERB.

12:50 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

12:51 [LOUD BELCH] OH, MAN!

12:53 I CAN SMELL THE PEANUT BUTTER.

12:54 WELL, THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.

12:56 SEE YOU, GUYS.

12:57 SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO TOMORROW?

13:00 THERE'S A WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES.

13:03 MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A LIST.

13:05 [BOOM] [CAR ALARMS] Candace: MOM!

13:08 GIVE IT A REST, CANDACE!

13:19 YES!

13:19 HEY, FERB!

13:20 IT'S CANDACE'S BIRTHDAY.

13:22 WE'VE GOTTA DO BETTER THAN LAST YEAR.

13:25 AAH!

13:26 [ROAR] NOT OUR BEST WORK.

13:29 THIS TIME IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING HUGE.

13:33 SHE'S CANDACE♪♪ LIKE THE VENUS DE MILO♪♪

13:38 EXCEPT SHE'S NOT ARMLESS AND HANDLESS♪♪ SHE'S GOT

13:42 A BIG HONKIN' TRUCKLOAD♪♪ OF SHIP-LAUNCHIN' QUALITIES♪♪

13:46 AND THIS IS THE REASON♪♪ SHE BEARS NO

13:50 RESEMBLANCE TO A♪♪ PRAYING MANTIS♪♪ CANDACE♪♪ A NAME

13:57 WITH 7 LETTERS♪♪ CANDACE♪♪ ONLY WEARS DESIGNER

14:00 SWEATERS♪♪ CANDACE♪♪ SHE'S GOT AN ALLERGY TO DAIRY♪♪

14:04 CANDACE♪♪ AND SHE'S ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY♪ [CHATTERING] PERRY?

14:09 THIS IS YOURS, I BELIEVE.

14:11 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANDACE.

14:12 I MADE YOU A SPECIAL BREAKFAST.

14:15 AND AFTER THAT, WE HAVE A SURPRISE.

14:17 WHAT IS IT?

14:17 WHERE IS IT?

14:18 WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO IT.

14:19 OOH-WHOO-OOH!

14:21 IS IT THE MALL?

14:23 Mom: NO.

14:24 OK.

14:24 BUT IT'S THE MALL, RIGHT?

14:26 Dad: NO, IT'S NOT THE MALL.

14:28 WAIT.

14:28 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME WE'RE GOING TO MT.

14:31 RUSHMORE.

14:32 ISN'T IT GREAT?

14:33 4 AMERICAN PRESIDENTS CARVED INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.

14:36 IT WAS PHINEAS' AND FERB'S IDEA.

14:38 YOU'RE WELCOME.

14:40 OK, YOU LOT GO ON AHEAD.

14:42 I'LL FIND A PARKING SPOT AND MEET YOU THERE.

14:45 WE'RE GOING UP TO THE MONUMENT.

14:47 COME ON, PERRY.

14:47 OK.

14:47 WE'LL JOIN YOU IN A MINUTE.

14:49 OK, CANDACE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

14:51 YOU CAN PICK OUT ANYTHING YOU WANT.

14:53 OOH!

14:53 WHAT ABOUT THE MT.

14:55 RUSHMORE BOBBLEHEAD?

14:56 MOM, THAT'S LAME.

14:58 OK.

14:58 HOW ABOUT THIS CUTE, CUDDLY LINCOLN?

15:01 [GASP] JEREMY?

15:03 HI, JEREMY.

15:04 HEY, CANDACE.

15:06 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

15:07 OH, I'M JUST HERE ON THE MR.

15:08 SLUSHY BURGER WORKER EXCHANGE PROGRAM.

15:11 UM...

15:12 UH--OH--WELL, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, AND...I...UH...

15:17 I GOTTA CHECK SOMETHING.

15:19 BACK IN A FLASH, OK?

15:20 WHERE DID THEY GO?

15:23 HI, MRS.

15:24 FLETCHER.

15:25 OH, HI, ISABELLA.

15:26 WHAT BRINGS YOU GIRLS HERE?

15:27 FIRESIDE GIRLS FIELD TRIP.

15:28 UM...IS PHINEAS HERE?

15:30 MM-HMM.

15:31 HE AND FERB ARE UP AT THE MONUMENT.

15:36 POSSIBILITIES.

15:38 HEY, WHERE'S PERRY?

15:46 DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO

15:48 BA DOO♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY

15:52 DOO BA DOO♪♪ DOOBY—♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA

15:55 DOO♪♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA♪ GOOD MORNING, AGENT P.

16:06 DR.

16:06 DOOFENSCHMIRTZ IS UP TO NO GOOD AGAIN.

16:08 WE'VE JUST DISCOVERED HIS NEW HIDEOUT IS LOCATED INSIDE LINCOLN'S HEAD AT MT.

16:13 RUSHMORE.

16:13 I--I KNOW.

16:15 YOU WERE JUST THERE.

16:16 POOR PLANNING ON OUR PART, ACTUALLY.

16:23 SORRY.

16:24 PHINEAS!

16:25 FERB!

16:26 OHH...

16:29 HEY, HONEY, WHAT ARE THEM KIDS DOING UP ON THE MONUMENT?

16:32 LET ME SEE THAT.

16:35 [GASPS] MOM!

16:38 MOM, YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS NOW.

16:40 HERE, LOOK.

16:43 OOP.

16:43 RAN OUT OF TIME.

16:44 [MUTTERING] HERE, LOOK NOW.

16:53 OH!

16:53 OLD RELIABLE GEYSER.

16:55 HOW EXCITING.

16:56 I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK TO THE GIFT SHOP.

17:10 AH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

17:12 YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE.

17:14 AND BY IMPECCABLE, I MEAN COMPLETELY PECCABLE!

17:18 HA HA HA!

17:19 YOU ARE JUST IN TIME TO WITNESS MY LATEST SCHEME.

17:22 BEHOLD!

17:24 MY GRIMINATOR!

17:26 I WILL BORE A TUNNEL TO CHINA, BUILD A TOLL HIGHWAY, AND MAKE MILLIONS!

17:31 SO, AS THEY SAY IN CHINA, ARRIVEDERCI!

17:48 UNH!

17:49 AH!

17:50 OOH!

17:51 NOW, WHERE SHOULD WE START?

17:54 HI, PHINEAS.

17:55 WHATCHA DOIN'?

17:56 IT'S A SURPRISE.

17:58 WE COULD USE A LOOKOUT.

17:58 CAN I HELP?

18:00 YOU GOT IT.

18:01 [RUSTLING AND CRASHING] [BIRDS SQUAWKING] OH, MA'AM,

18:09 IF YOU HANDLE THE BIG STICK, YOU GOTTA BUY IT.

18:11 MOM!

18:12 YOU'VE GOTTA SEE WHAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DOING!

18:14 UH, EXCUSE ME, AREN'T YOU BOYS A LITTLE

18:17 YOUNG TO BE RESTORING A NATIONAL MONUMENT?

18:21 YES.

18:21 YES, WE ARE.

18:23 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOUNG PEOPLE TAKING AN INTEREST IN OUR NATIONAL HERITAGE.

18:27 AAH!

18:29 Computer voice: HULL OVERHEATING.

18:31 HULL OVERHEATING.

18:33 THE MOLTEN LAVA OF THE EARTH'S CORE COMPLETELY SLIPPED MY MIND.

18:42 OH, NO!

18:44 THE LAVA IS FOLLOWING US!

18:50 THE LAVA IS BEING DIVERTED.

18:52 YOU DID IT, PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

18:54 YOU SAVED US!

19:02 I HATE TO BE A STICKLER, BUT THE LAVA IS COMING AGAIN!

19:06 BLAST-OFF!

19:08 Candace: WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT THOSE TWO ARE UP TO.

19:10 SHE'S COMING!

19:28 SHE'S GETTING CLOSER!

19:32 WE'RE RUNNING A LITTLE BEHIND SCHEDULE.

19:34 GO TO PLAN B.

19:35 PLAN B, GIRLS!

19:40 YOU ARE GOING TO BE SHOCKED BY WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU, MOM.

19:45 HMM.

19:45 I GUESS SOME THINGS LOOK BETTER IN PHOTOS.

19:48 [CELL PHONE RINGS] OH, IT'S DAD.

19:49 HI, HONEY!

19:51 I FOUND AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT PARKING SPACE.

19:55 GREAT.

19:55 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE GIFT SHOP, DEAR.

19:57 I STILL HAVE TO BUY THAT BIG STICK.

19:58 [CAW CAW CAW] HUH?

20:04 NOW!

20:11 OOPS.

20:12 [RUMBLING] [REOWW!] HUH?

20:23 [GASPS] OH!

20:25 WHY, IT'S— I-IT'S...

20:28 IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

20:31 [SOBBING] MOM!

20:36 [CRASH] MOM— I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!

20:38 COME ON, FOLLOW ME!

20:40 CANDACE, ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO GET THE BOYS IN TROUBLE?

20:42 NO!

20:42 NO, NO, THIS IS A GREAT THING.

20:43 OH, IT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME!

20:46 YOU KNOW, CANDACE, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE CLIMBED UP THERE.

20:49 I'M ALREADY DOWN HALF A DRESS SIZE.

20:51 COME ON, HURRY!

20:56 AAH!

20:59 [ALARM SOUNDS] HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'?

21:03 AAH!

21:06 I DON'T— AAH!

21:08 [MUTTERING] HURRY, MOM.

21:11 YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.

21:14 HUH?

21:18 UCCH.

21:19 EEW!

21:32 OHH!

21:33 FINALLY MADE IT, HONEY.

21:34 NOW, WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED ME TO SEE?

21:36 BUT--BUT— YOU'RE RIGHT.

21:43 IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

21:45 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY.

21:46 NOW, LET'S GO FIND YOUR FATHER.

21:50 OHH!

21:51 [CLANK] DID YOU LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT?

21:55 UH-HUH.

21:56 UH.

21:58 WELL, IT WAS DEFINITELY BETTER THAN THE GORILLA IN THE CAKE.

22:02 HEY, CANDACE, I HAD A BREAK AND I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU THIS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

22:06 I SAW YOU LOOKING AT IT IN THE GIFT SHOP.

22:07 A MT.

22:09 RUSHMORE BOBBLEHEAD.

22:10 YOU LIKE IT?

22:12 OHH!

22:13 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

22:15 GREAT.

22:16 I GOTTA GET BACK.

22:18 HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

22:20 THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.

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