Aubrey Plaza’s Funniest Breaks and Bloopers

0:00 Ann, I'm in love with you.

0:02 Because you're just like me.

0:04 You're a dog.

0:05 Date me, Ann.

0:06 I'm single.

0:09 [laughter] [laughter]

0:13 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

0:14 la la la la la la la la la la la

0:15 la Leslie doesn't like to hear her mommy talk about sex.

0:20 No one wants to hear that.

0:21 Why don't you tell us about your escapades, you little minx?

0:26 What's wrong with you?

0:29 [laughter] Will you just help me open this?

0:33 It's a really Thank you.

0:35 What I was saying is that awesome girls like you who are,

0:38 you know, not classically hot, they can go and they can be rewarded for

0:44 [laughter] You're an idiot.

0:48 [laughter]

0:48 Ann, will you go out on a date with me?

0:50 You're the prettiest dog I've ever seen.

0:54 [laughter] Ugh, your car smells weird.

0:59 I'm spraying this.

1:01 What is that?

1:03 It's Sorry.

1:07 As the only married couple here, could say we've got a little advice for you.

1:11 Keep it tight.

1:13 You know what I mean?

1:14 She

1:16 [laughter] She deserves it.

1:19 Right.

1:20 My butt hole?

1:21 No, your body, dude.

1:22 Uh-uh.

1:23 Oh, your body.

1:23 Work out.

1:26 Right.

1:26 Your butt hole.

1:27 What's the other thing you're always telling me?

1:30 Um don't take it out until I scream.

1:36 [laughter] Every Sorry.

1:38 It's so dumb.

1:39 I saw your head.

1:40 Okay, sorry.

1:41 Everything [laughter] Sorry.

1:44 Sorry.

1:45 Ann, remember when we had sex in the gutter on Rodney Street?

1:50 I'll never forget it, Ann.

1:52 I'm going to come over there and kick your ass.

1:55 [laughter] You're presenting this to Ron Swanson.

1:59 Change everything.

2:01 But the presentation is tomorrow 8:00 a.m.

2:03 If we start from scratch But the present

2:07 But the presentation is tomorrow 8:00 a.m.

2:09 We don't have time to Sorry.

2:12 [laughter] Sorry.

2:14 I'm sorry.

2:17 But the presentation Now you got me doing it.

2:20 All right.

2:20 All right.

2:21 All right.

2:21 All right.

2:21 I don't want to do this.

2:23 All right.

2:23 Don't That's [laughter] not healthy.

2:26 Change it.

2:26 Just give me change everything.

2:30 [snorts and sighs]

2:30 Change everything.

2:31 But the presentation is tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.

2:33 We don't have time to start from scratch.

2:35 Well, if you do any of that, I'LL NEVER INVITE YOU.

2:38 [laughter]

2:41 YEAH, BEN.

2:43 WE RESPECT YOU.

2:45 SORRY.

2:45 [laughter] Ben has cocaine in his pocket.

2:48 I do not.

2:49 I do not.

2:52 [laughter] I'll be watching him.

2:53 I'll be Hey.

2:54 Hey.

2:54 Hey.

2:55 Hey, Andy.

2:57 So they asked for it.

2:58 Let me see.

2:59 Oh my god.

3:01 All right.

3:01 That was so fun.

3:04 [laughter]

3:06 Good.

3:06 AND LET'S GO AGAIN.

3:06 AND ACTION.

3:09 SO UM So I uh [laughter] Andy, I know you're in there.

3:22 Oh, hey, babe.

3:23 What's up?

3:24 I was just just here in this dumpster cuz uh I jumped in.

3:29 So What's up?

3:32 Get out of there.

3:34 Sorry.

3:34 [laughter] It's like Hey.

3:42 [laughter] What's up?

3:43 Get out.

3:44 We need to talk.

3:45 About what?

3:48 Andy.

3:53 Oh, hey.

3:56 Dumpster.

3:58 One time Andy told her that I was getting rid of my bangs and she called 911.

4:01 Well, I can't keep your secret much longer.

4:03 Anytime your name comes up, I panic and change the subject.

4:08 Okay, well, I can't keep your secret much longer.

4:10 Anytime you you [laughter] [snorts]

4:16 Okay, well, I can't keep your your [laughter] Um What's your name again?

4:25 Uh Elise Snarkin.

4:27 Elaine Snarkin.

4:31 Elise Snarkins.

4:34 Why did you do that again?

4:38 [laughter] Sorry.

4:37 That's stupid.

4:39 Also, you are way better at laundry.

4:41 Can you please do mine and send it back?

4:43 Thanks.

4:44 Love you.

4:44 Mouse Rat Rules.

4:45 Ew.

4:46 Less cute.

4:50 P.S.

4:53 P.S.

4:55 Uh P.S.

4:56 I didn't learn my lines cuz They'd be written

4:58 on the piece I didn't learn this line, either.

5:03 [laughter] Yeah, sometimes when I wipe I'll wipe and I'll wipe

5:07 and I'll wipe and I'll wipe 100 times still poop.

5:12 Still poop.

5:13 Let me check that.

5:15 Did you It's like I'm wiping a marker or something.

5:18 I know where you live, 14th Street, right?

5:20 I am going to get a melon baller and scoop your eyes out and eat them

5:24 and your congressman uncle's going to have to buy

5:25 you a dog to drag your eyeless face around.

5:28 Do you understand me?

5:30 Kiss me.

5:31 Kiss me.

5:32 Don't get near me.

5:34 Kiss me.

5:35 Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't Don't do that.

5:40 I'M SORRY.

5:43 [laughter]

5:43 SORRY.

5:43 THAT IS SURPRISING.

5:45 WE'RE GOING TO meet this week and once a week and we're

5:48 going to find out how we can help solidify the Pawnee-Eagleton merger.

5:52 Do you think something like this would help if I just went Let's write it down.

5:59 that help if Hey.

6:01 Let's write it down.

6:02 How do you spell it?

6:06 [laughter] I mean, frankly, the whole experience of doing

6:07 it was almost more important than the document itself.

6:10 you did that.

6:11 That's so crazy.

6:12 When I talked to myself, just Leslie, can you do this?

6:14 And then I finished it.

6:15 So cool.

6:16 So cool.

6:16 I know.

6:17 Thank you.

6:18 But um [laughter] I have hot snakes, you guys.

6:32 What's hot snakes?

6:34 It's when the diarrhea comes out like a hot snake.

6:37 Andy.

6:39 I get hot snakes and bubble gut.

6:41 Andy, stop talking about hot snakes.

6:44 Also, tell me your secret.

6:45 Anyway, that's a shame.

6:46 Babe.

6:48 Oh, don't make me tell.

6:49 I don't want to break my promise.

6:50 in mind, though, that I this falls at some point,

6:53 so feel free to jump out of the room.

6:56 Rolling.

6:55 But always remember, my safety is the most important thing.

6:59 Over everyone else's.

7:01 If Kevin's about to get hurt, who cares?

7:03 Hey, Jim.

7:04 Yes.

7:07 We're rolling?

7:09 [laughter] I didn't know they were rolling.

7:11 Whatever.

7:12 So Hey, Ann.

7:17 [laughter] Wow.

7:17 Think about how many lives you could save

7:18 if you were able to see through women's clothes.

7:20 Oh my god.

7:21 Donna.

7:21 I'm answering your questions.

7:23 Aubrey.

7:23 Sorry.

7:24 April.

7:27 [laughter] [screaming] NO!

7:39 APRIL!

7:42 WE TOOK THAT OUT OF THE CAR.

7:44 NO, you forgot.

7:45 Sorry.

7:46 But I thought I put it in park.