The King of Queens | Carrie Catches Doug Visiting the Barber Too Often
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0:00 Hey, honey, I'm going shopping.
0:01 I have a couple of questions about the list.
0:03 Shoot.
0:04 Now, I don't mind you adding items, but I'm going to ask you again.
0:08 Please don't cross off vegetables.
0:13 Sorry, I just I get upset.
0:15 It's okay.
0:17 All right.
0:17 Now.
0:18 And help me out here.
0:19 It says crackers, all.
0:21 That's an entire aisle.
0:24 That's just a guideline.
0:24 I want you to have fun with it, you know, just get in there.
0:27 Why don't you just come with me?
0:28 The sample lady will be there.
0:30 Oh, I want to.
0:30 It's just that I, uh.
0:31 I got to get a haircut.
0:34 Just got a haircut three weeks ago.
0:35 Your hair looks fine.
0:36 It's fine if you're a beegee.
0:40 Honey, please.
0:40 Just come with.
0:41 Carrie, what do you want me to do?
0:43 I have an appointment.
0:44 Well, you think I want to spend my Saturday sitting in some barber chair?
0:49 You doing okay?
0:51 Great.
0:57 Where's Doug?
0:58 I went to get his haircut.
0:59 Oh, right.
1:01 Hey, Kara.
1:02 By the way, could you give me the name of Doug's hair person?
1:06 I love his look.
1:10 Actually, I don't know who he goes to now.
1:12 Wait a minute.
1:13 Did he tell you not to tell me?
1:15 What are you talking about?
1:17 I'm talking about his hot hairdresser.
1:21 What hot hairdresser?
1:23 Oh, like you don't know?
1:29 Oh, you don't know.
1:35 So you ever delivered anyone famous?
1:38 Uh, is Harrison Ford famous?
1:41 You did not deliver to him?
1:43 No, I didn't, but he is famous.
1:47 Seriously, delivering an old lady or heart medicine or a child his first bike.
1:55 That's the thrill ride for me.
1:58 Awww!
2:00 I gotta get my clippers.
2:02 Take a look at the back.
2:03 Okay.
2:16 Hey.
2:18 What are you doing here?
2:21 Nothing.
2:22 I was just across the street at the beauty supply.
2:24 Thought I'd just pop in and say hello.
2:26 Beauty supply.
2:27 Why don't you leave that for the people who need it?
2:28 Because you don't.
2:31 I'll see you at home.
2:33 That's okay, I don't mind waiting.
2:34 That's okay.
2:36 It's okay.
2:41 So you must have a million funny stories
2:44 about things that happen while you're out making deliveries.
2:47 Uh, it's not about being funny.
2:48 It's about getting the job done and going home to my wife.
2:54 Oh.
2:54 Okay.
3:06 I don't want to cut you.
3:20 Okay.
3:20 You're all set.
3:21 Okay.
3:22 Well, thank you very much for a very professional job.
3:25 Thank God that's done.
3:31 Hey.
3:32 Hey.
3:32 Where've you been?
3:33 I've been home an hour now.
3:34 Oh, just had to make a couple stops.
3:36 Got you those mints you like.
3:37 I know that and uh, yeah, a little bracelet.
3:44 Wow.
3:45 It's beautiful.
3:47 What's the occasion?
3:48 Uh, the occasion is.
3:49 You're the best.
3:52 You are so sweet.
3:55 Let me get a look at that haircut.
3:57 Oh, yeah.
3:58 Oh, yeah.
3:59 She's good.
4:00 Yeah.
4:00 I mean, I wish she'd do a little less and a little more.
4:04 Know what I'm saying?
4:06 Yeah.
4:06 Pretty hot though, huh?
4:08 You think?
4:09 Oh.
4:13 Not my cup of Joe, but God bless.
4:15 Try on your bracelet.
4:16 You are unbelievable.
4:18 What?
4:18 Sneaking around behind my back, getting haircuts.
4:21 I wasn't sneaking around?
4:22 I told you I was getting a haircut.
4:24 Yeah, but not by Edward scissor boobs.
4:30 So she's a little hot.
4:31 All right.
4:31 I only go to her because I like the way she cuts my hair.
4:34 Oh, come on, we both know your hair looks like crap.
4:36 And if it's about the haircut, why won't you give her number to Danny?
4:42 Is that what you're so upset about?
4:43 I'll tell Danny right now.
4:45 Go ahead.
4:46 Fine.
4:47 Unbelievable.
4:57 Spence, get Danny.
4:58 This is ridiculous.
5:01 Hey, Danny, if you really want to know the number to my hair,
5:05 girl, I'd give it to you.
5:06 Just grab a pen, bud.
5:08 For the Brothers Grimm.
5:14 What's with that guy, huh?