Suits Clips That Have No Reason To Be This Funny

0:08 Trainwreck.

0:11 Hey, I'm looking for Renee.

0:13 I'm Renee.

0:14 I'm sorry.

0:15 We don't sell skinny jeans at this location.

0:20 Did Harvey tell you I was coming or Harvey Specter sent you?

0:24 That's another story.

0:26 Do you know your inseam?

0:28 I don't.

0:28 It's probably a medium.

0:31 Why don't you browse for a while?

0:33 These are the most exclusive and we move down in price as you head to the door.

0:39 Oh.

0:41 Okay.

0:46 Large?

0:49 That's not how it works.

0:50 [music] Huh.

0:55 [clears throat]

0:55 Ms.

0:55 McAfee, I'm Mike Ross.

0:57 I work with Harvey.

0:57 Oh, you're the protege that he's been gushing about.

1:01 He was gushing?

1:02 Well, he mentioned that you existed.

1:03 For Harvey, that's gushing.

1:05 Uh he's running a few minutes late today.

1:07 Um car trouble.

1:08 I was just about to have tea with the girls.

1:10 Would you care to join me?

1:12 I'd love to.

1:13 Good.

1:14 And for heaven's sakes, call me Joy.

1:17 Okay, Joy.

1:18 These are the girls.

1:21 Susie, Sarah, Stacy, Sinclair, and Serena.

1:27 Susie, where are your manners?

1:28 Shake hands with this nice young man.

1:37 [clears throat]

1:37 They never checked.

1:38 What do you mean they never checked?

1:40 The internet was not what it is today.

1:43 It was not so easy to catch plagiarism.

1:46 That's awesome.

1:48 Wait a minute.

1:49 If you graduated college then, then that that would make you

1:52 Old enough to run my own law firm.

1:54 You look so young.

1:56 Well, you know what they say.

1:57 Mhm.

1:58 True beauty is ageless.

2:03 [cough]

2:02 That's what I meant to say.

2:04 Oh, huh.

2:05 Everyone, I would like you to meet Ms.

2:09 Sheila Sazs from our beloved Harvard Law.

2:13 While I appreciate the introduction,

2:14 I would have appreciated even more a little discretion.

2:17 I'm here to make an assessment, which would have been aided by anonymity.

2:21 Fly wall.

2:23 Loud and clear.

2:24 And by the way, it's Sazs.

2:25 S A Z S.

2:27 Yeah, that's why I said Sheila Sazs.

2:29 Never mind.

2:31 Do you see what I see?

2:32 There's two of them.

2:34 I think Louis is attracted to female Louis.

2:36 Do you think that if they touched the world would cease to exist?

2:39 want to think about them touching.

2:40 There's my favorite litigation girl.

2:42 Olivia, what's up?

2:43 James, Gordon brief.

2:45 Just going to say it.

2:45 It was a gift to the law.

2:46 Thank you.

2:46 See, this is what I like to do basically.

2:47 I'd like to you know, sit here once a week, make myself accessible,

2:51 and get to know the troops on a you know, personal level.

2:54 And what has that process yielded?

2:57 Well, Harold has a mother and tragically uh died of heart disease.

3:04 Cancer.

3:06 We're all with him.

3:08 I think I've seen enough.

3:09 Clearly, you don't know that person very well.

3:12 So, unless you want to find yourself recruiting from SUNY Binghamton,

3:15 you'll treat me with a little more respect.

3:18 Wow, you really cut me to the quick.

3:19 Yes, I do not know him on a personal level.

3:21 Thank God, but I don't think that's relevant.

3:25 I have 20 underlings.

3:26 I don't know a single person's last name.

3:29 God, I admire you.

3:32 What do you need from us to keep our privileges?

3:34 What do you think I need?

3:35 to each one of them individually.

3:36 Bingo.

3:36 Pick a man.

3:37 That one.

3:39 It's like they think there's this law against working more than 20 hours a day.

3:42 Well, there isn't.

3:43 Prima donnas.

3:44 I should fire them all right now and start from scratch.

3:49 Louis, I'm only going to say this once, so you better enjoy it.

3:53 You're the man.

4:10 You're the man.

4:18 You're the man.

4:23 Harvey, did you say somebody is the man?

4:25 You're the man.

4:26 Thanks.

4:27 Appreciate it.

4:29 Who's the man?

4:31 You're the man.

4:31 You know it.

4:34 What did you say?

4:35 You're the man.

4:35 Damn straight.

4:36 Come on.

4:37 The Spinners?

4:38 Really?

4:39 For your information,

4:40 The Spinners were one of the defining pop bands of their time.

4:43 Oh.

4:44 Oh, wow.

4:44 Sorry.

4:45 Yeah, that's cool.

4:46 Like like the Jonas Brothers or Hanson or NSYNC or Selena Gomez.

4:52 Yeah.

4:54 Come here, Lippy.

4:55 I want to show you something.

4:56 What?

4:56 You got Bieber fever?

4:58 Prepare motions [music] to dismiss by end of day Thursday,

5:01 and don't piss off when Judge Alderson tries to stifle my brilliance.

5:05 He's all yours.

5:06 What?

5:08 Why the sudden change of mind?

5:10 Doesn't matter.

5:11 You're punishing him, aren't you?

5:12 Yes.

5:13 So, you're saying working for me is punishment?

5:14 As far as I'm concerned, this whole conversation is punishment.

5:16 Oh, here we go.

5:17 Duration?

5:18 One case.

5:19 Jurisdiction?

5:19 Exclusive.

5:20 What can I do to him?

5:21 What do you want to do to him?

5:22 Harvey.

5:26 Things.

5:26 That is not a legitimate answer.

5:27 Within the boundaries of labor law?

5:29 I prefer the Geneva Convention.

5:30 Then we have a deal.

5:35 I think I need a sick day.

5:39 Did you find what you're not looking for?

5:41 No, did you find what you're not looking for?

5:43 Nope.

5:44 Oh my god, it is so stuffy in here.

5:46 What are the symptoms of carbon dioxide poisoning?

5:48 Uh headaches, dizziness, mental confusion, mental confusion.

5:55 Kevin, trust in estate?

5:57 No, it's too meek.

5:57 It's got to be a woman.

5:59 Who is it?

6:00 Harold, I need a stapler.

6:02 I was right.

6:03 Okay, there are files everywhere.

6:04 He's going to be suspicious.

6:05 What are we doing?

6:05 Don't worry, I got it.

6:06 You got this.

6:07 What are you Ow.

6:09 Ow.

6:10 Okay, what what's going on?

6:13 Come in.

6:17 Hi, Harold.

6:19 Honey.

6:20 Is this why it says do not enter?

6:21 We're kind of busy in here.

6:22 Do you mind if um you know, you just don't bother us anymore?

6:26 Sure.

6:27 No problem.

6:32 Yeah, he didn't notice the files.

6:33 Oh, I'm late for Louis's settlement conference.

6:37 Uh and thanks.

6:43 You're welcome.

6:44 Can I get the rest of the files on the ballet case?

6:46 Sure.

6:46 Let me grab them for you.

6:47 Thank you.

6:49 What is it about ballet?

6:51 I just I don't get it, you know?

6:53 There's no um words, there's no story, there's no action.

6:57 It's just all and and like I don't Please tell me that Louis isn't behind me.

7:10 Louis isn't behind you.

7:12 Hi.

7:13 Hi.

7:14 Penelope Cruz, Zoe Saldana, Audrey Hepburn.

7:18 What do they all have in common?

7:20 They're all hot?

7:21 No, dumbass.

7:23 They all owe their success to ballet.

7:25 Because it gives them discipline and grace.

7:29 It embodies our emotions.

7:31 It's breathtaking in its beauty, and most importantly,

7:34 it expresses what cannot be put into words.

7:36 You want to get ahead here, Harold?

7:37 Take ballet.

7:38 Because right now, the only thing that's breathtaking

7:40 about you can easily be put into words.

7:43 Nothing.

7:44 Now, relevé your ass back to work.

7:46 What do you need?

7:49 Napkin?

7:50 No, I'm good.

7:51 Social Security number, date of birth, favorite color, allergy to nuts.

7:54 I don't know.

7:55 What's it going to take?

7:56 I don't think I need to steal your father's identity just yet.

8:00 Mike said he pulled the settlement, and we can't [music] let that happen.

8:04 We?

8:05 Yes, we.

8:06 I work here, too.

8:08 Now I get it.

8:10 Okay.

8:10 No, no, no.

8:11 This this isn't this isn't about me and my father.

8:13 This is about the client.

8:14 No, I meant why Donna likes you so much.

8:18 Oh.

8:19 Thank you.

8:20 I I like her, too.

8:22 You know what?

8:23 I was going to give in and drop this case.

8:25 But now that you accosted me during my mew time,

8:28 I'm going to change my mind and do what you said.

8:32 You were going to continue with it anyway.

8:34 Yes.

8:35 Right.

8:36 Would you like to eat my bagel now, too?

8:39 All right.

8:40 Thank you.

8:43 I'm so sorry.

8:46 Thank you.

8:51 Damn it.

8:52 Louis, what happened?

8:54 Uh I'll tell you what happened.

8:55 This stupid merger.

8:56 It's bad enough my vote is worth a third of what it was last week.

8:58 Now, where are you and the balls?

9:00 Gone.

9:00 Uh what?

9:02 Pens, Donna.

9:03 The new quartermaster, Barbara L.

9:04 Tottingham, will not buy us any more Uniballs.

9:08 There's not one single Uniball in this entire firm.

9:11 Please stop saying Uniball.

9:12 No, I will not.

9:13 Stuck with these stupid plastic things that keep breaking.

9:16 So, buy your own pen.

9:19 But Okay.

9:23 There are two things in this firm that I hold very sacred.

9:26 My Uniballs and my raspberry brand bars.

9:28 I'll have to go and buy myself.

9:30 Then this Barbara L.

9:31 Tottingham [music]

9:32 has a message for me loud and clear, and that's Louis Litt, go screw yourself.

9:35 Louis, the ink on your face.

9:37 You've got just like you've got like a little bit right there.

9:38 Right here?

9:41 No, I think you got to give it like a good Okay, fine.

9:43 Like done?

9:46 Thank you, Donna.

9:47 You're a true friend.

9:48 I got your [music] back.

9:50 Hey, do you remember when you used to do those rotator cuff exercises?

9:53 Oh, yeah.

9:53 What are you kidding me?

9:54 Of course.

9:54 Every day for like 18 months.

9:56 Why do you ask?

9:57 No reason.

10:04 Louis, have you given any thought to a rebound associate?

10:08 Harvey, come on.

10:09 You know I'm not that kind of guy.

10:10 Come on.

10:11 You have them file a few interrogatories,

10:13 maybe pick up your dry cleaning, then you cut them loose.

10:15 Like no strings attached?

10:17 Better men than you have done it.

10:21 No.

10:21 Yep.

10:23 Who?

10:23 Baird?

10:23 A week-long fling I ended six days too late.

10:27 Yeah, but Harvey, I don't just want a superficial relationship, you know?

10:30 I want a true mentee.

10:32 Someone I can take to the gun club or mudding or to the origami festival.

10:37 Louis, you're going to find the right one.

10:42 Origami festival?

10:43 Oh my god.

10:45 Louis, we gave you one job and you blew it.

10:47 How the hell did you screw up those negotiations?

10:49 Screw up?

10:50 Come on, what are you talking about?

10:51 I got us the corporate jet, we keep our first dividend checks,

10:53 and they pay for our new letterhead.

10:55 So, you know what?

10:55 You just put that in your pipe and you smoke it.

10:58 I don't give a about the goddamn letterhead.

11:00 You don't think I know that?

11:02 Nobody cares about the goddamn letterhead, okay?

11:04 Nigel went after Mikado.

11:05 What the hell is Mikado?

11:07 Not what, who.

11:08 She's a cat.

11:09 He went after your cat?

11:10 He went after his cat.

11:12 He tortured his cat?

11:15 He deprived her of my letters.

11:21 Louis, you lost your during a negotiation because

11:24 someone didn't read your letters to their cat?

11:29 Oh, hey there.

11:32 Hey.

11:31 Louis, listen, I just um I just wanted to say one

11:34 more time how much I'm really looking forward to working with you.

11:37 Aw, well, I would just like to say for the first time that you will not

11:39 be working with me because I will not be giving you my jock, let alone my case.

11:43 Yeah.

11:45 Okay, I get it.

11:48 So, you're the guy.

11:49 Yeah.

11:50 I am the guy.

11:51 No, not that guy, Louis.

11:52 Definitely not that guy.

11:54 You're the guy in every office who wants to piss on the new guy,

11:56 you know, to mark your territory.

11:59 So, why don't I just walk you on down to my office,

12:01 I'm going to let you get your little piss on in my corner,

12:03 and then we can move on.

12:04 Oh, I moved [music] on.

12:05 I've set the deposition for Todd Smith tomorrow.

12:07 You don't think I know about that?

12:09 give a whether you know it or not.

12:10 It's my job to determine whether Todd Smith is guilty.

12:12 [music] And who do you actually think is better

12:14 at determining whether a guy is guilty of insider trading, Louis?

12:17 A career prosecutor for the SEC or a monkey in some Italian suit?

12:21 A monkey.

12:22 Monkey.

12:23 Well, you're nothing but a crowing And the last

12:25 that walked into my office learned what all the other learned,

12:28 that I eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

12:31 Louis, you're going to let me in that deposition

12:33 tomorrow whether you like it or not.

12:34 Why?

12:34 Because you're going to run to Jessica?

12:35 No, simply because I'm going to tell everyone here in the office

12:38 that you [music] said you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

12:41 Yeah, that's right.

12:42 It's goddamn delicious.

12:49 Ow!

12:50 So, what?

12:50 You think [music] you can handle Todd Smith better than me?

12:53 Well, let's just see.

12:54 Let's just see what you've got.

12:59 Pearson Specter, how may I direct your call?

13:01 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, and flower, you're the chosen one.

13:10 [music] [music] Hello, lawyer.

13:31 Excuse me?

13:31 Rand Kaldor Zane.

13:33 You know what that is?

13:34 That's how they answer the phone at Rand Kaldor Zane.

13:37 Louis, I'm sorry.

13:38 Oh, save your sorrys.

13:38 Do you know the receptionist at the front desk?

13:40 Yes, her name is Elise.

13:42 Good, you can use her name when you fire her.

13:44 I don't have the authority to fire people, but I did just talk to her.

13:47 You did?

13:48 Mhm.

13:48 You set her straight, that's good.

13:49 No, not good.

13:51 She came to see me.

13:52 She said that you've been harassing her.

13:55 What happened?

13:56 She said that you called and hung up on her over 50 times.

13:59 What?

14:00 How did she even know it was me?

14:01 Because you called from your office.

14:02 Well, it wasn't harassment because it wasn't sexual.

14:04 Well, she also said that you were leering

14:06 at her when you stepped off the elevator.

14:08 leering.

14:08 I was mad about how she answered the phone.

14:10 Louis, it doesn't matter why you did it.

14:11 She felt violated.

14:13 Well, you know what?

14:13 You tell her it's not like that, and then you violate her ass out the door.

14:18 Louis, is this [music] really the kind of name partner you want to be?

14:22 No, I want to be the kind of name

14:24 partner that has his name said on the goddamn phone.

14:26 Okay, well, in order to fire her without getting sued for harassment,

14:29 you'd have to fire the entire [music] support staff,

14:31 and you and I both know that that's never going to happen.

14:35 We are not firing all of our support staff.

14:37 Well, it's easy for you to say being that your name is first.

14:39 What are you talking

14:41 Jessica, I am talking about respect.

14:42 R E S P E C T, find out what it means to me.

14:46 But I guess I'll just find my own way to be treated how I deserve.

14:49 I know I'm going to regret asking this.

14:51 Louis, tell me specifically what it is you're talking about.

14:58 They are answering the phones Pearson Specter, not Pearson Specter Litt.

15:02 Louis, you don't believe me?

15:04 Check it yourself.

15:05 I'm not harassing our support staff.

15:07 It's not harassment, goddammit.

15:08 Louis, Jessica, it's like they've been

15:10 specifically instructed to leave my name off.

15:13 You're just being paranoid.

15:14 I am not paranoid.

15:15 They're in lockstep.

15:16 I'm telling you, someone paid them off.

15:18 Louis, that's insane.

15:20 But if you want them to say your name, I will get them to say your name.

15:25 Louis, there's something about myself what you wouldn't.

15:27 Please, you'd throw a giraffe off of Noah's Ark just to save your sorry ass.

15:31 The world's probably without unicorns because of one of your ancestors,

15:33 and I Will you just let me finish a thought for God's sake?

15:36 Louis, what exactly are you doing?

15:39 Well, what does it look like I'm doing?

15:41 I'm having a discussion about the fate

15:42 of the firm with my dead secretary's ashes.

15:44 Well, as long as it's not something weird.

15:49 [laughter] What exactly have you two been doing the last half hour?

15:51 The same thing you're about to do.

15:53 No way, I'm not doing the Mary Jane.

15:54 Yes, you are.

15:55 I'm not huffing and puffing.

15:56 Louis, it's the only way.

15:58 No, I'm not doing the dirty.

15:59 It's okay, I got this.

16:00 I mean, if Louis doesn't want to smoke it, maybe Norma does.

16:02 Oh, don't you dare.

16:03 Relax, Louis.

16:04 It's not like it's going to kill her.

16:06 Harvey, that is not funny, okay?

16:07 You're going to get ashes in her ashes.

16:08 Then why don't you just smoke it yourself?

16:11 Put that out.

16:11 Nope.

16:13 I'm going to light this joint on the count of one.

16:15 Harvey, I'm telling you.

16:16 Two.

16:17 Harvey!

16:17 Three.

16:21 [laughter] Did you pull your back out?

16:25 Give me the goddamn thing.

16:31 [snorts] You, sir, are in violation of subsection 3C of your lease,

16:34 which means if it happens again, you're out on your ass.

16:37 What?

16:39 What kind of dildo puts brand bars and prune juice in a lease agreement?

16:43 This dildo.

16:44 This dildo right here.

16:46 Are you nuts?

16:47 No.

16:48 I'm your worst nightmare because this quivering,

16:50 angry dildo isn't going away until it gets its satisfaction.

16:53 What did you just say to me?

16:54 I just said this dildo [music] is going to be in your face,

16:58 slapping it around, then up your ass,

17:01 marching you right out the door if it catches

17:03 you in [music] violation of your lease ever again.

17:08 Now, all I need to do is pick the perfect wood.

17:12 I don't follow.

17:13 Donna, the kind of wood you get says everything you

17:17 need to know about what kind of man you are.

17:19 How hard or soft it is,

17:21 how much it bends when you're working it, how firm it is compared

17:25 I got the picture, Louis.

17:25 No, I don't think you do.

17:27 Making Tara love my wood is the first step toward making her love me.

17:30 Okay, Louis, calm down.

17:31 No, I mean I don't really want to calm

17:32 down because all I can think about is my wood.

17:36 So, tell me, exactly how many different kinds

17:39 of wood have you sampled in your day?

17:41 All of them.

17:41 Mahogany, chestnut, walnut, all the nuts.

17:43 Ebony?

17:44 [music]

17:44 Ebony, don't even get me started on ebony.

17:45 When I see ebony, all I want to do is put my hands all over Oh god.

17:48 I want to live in it.

17:49 I want to smack it and hit it and rub it down.

17:50 I just want to eat it.

17:52 What's so funny?

17:54 Nothing.

17:55 Um I just think that a man

17:58 [music]

17:58 needs to uh to follow his heart and choose the wood that just feels right.

18:03 Feels right.

18:03 Yeah.

18:04 That's it.

18:05 Donna, I need you to help me feel my wood.

18:08 Oh dear god.

18:14 I have to say, I've been wanting this for so long.

18:19 Never in my wildest dreams did I think it would come true.

18:24 We're the only name partners now, Louis.

18:26 And I meant it when I said it.

18:28 I want us to share things like this.

18:31 I can't tell you how happy that makes me.

18:33 You're not going to cry, are you?

18:35 What, are you kidding?

18:36 The last time I cried in here, I messed up the pH.

18:38 I had [music] a yeast infection for weeks.

18:39 You're not going to do the other thing you told me you did in the mud, are you?

18:43 Harvey, I told you that was a one-time thing.

18:45 And believe me, you're no Missy Dietler.

18:48 Who's Missy Dietler?

18:49 What is he doing here?

18:51 What do you mean?

18:52 Harvey and I go mudding together all the time.

18:53 So, why don't you lug yourself out of this so I can get my tub back.

18:56 This is my tub, and you always told me

18:58 it was weird for male friends to mud together.

19:01 But Harvey and I are more than just friends.

19:04 We're best friends.

19:07 Louis, if this is some kind of Jedi mind trick that Litt shirts taught you,

19:11 I don't even know who Jedi mind trick is,

19:12 but what I do know is that I intend to be the world's best alligator.

19:16 If I'm going to do that, there is no way I can try to tame you.

19:19 In that case,

19:19 I definitely can't do is put a saddle on you,

19:21 much less try to ride you bareback.

19:23 Ride me what now?

19:25 Bareback.

19:26 I said ride you bareback.

19:29 Please don't don't say bareback again.

19:32 Why not?

19:33 Harvey, listen to me.

19:40 You are a wild stallion, and wild stallions have to run free.

19:45 Louis, I'm really not comfortable with where this conversation's going.

19:49 I know, now shh shh shh.

19:53 All I'm saying is that you're a magnificent

19:55 steed that gallops wherever the wind takes him.

20:00 And I'm not going to ride you hard until

20:02 you know you're able to start bucking underneath me.

20:05 Hey, you tell me, how is that possibly uncomfortable?

20:09 Nothing, Louis.

20:10 Nothing is uncomfortable.

20:12 Giddy up, Harvey.

20:14 Giddy up.

20:20 Hiya!

20:21 Oh my god.

20:23 I know exactly what you two are doing.

20:25 Louis, before you jump

20:26 up all night trying to figure out how you're going to handle the Zane situation.

20:32 We were, indeed.

20:33 Up all night.

20:35 Thinking about the situation.

20:36 Well, I can't believe it.

20:37 You should have called me.

20:38 We could have done it together.

20:39 Could have, but it's it's probably best that we didn't.

20:41 I don't know.

20:42 They do say the more the merrier.

20:43 Harvey.

20:43 You know, I don't care that you left me out.

20:45 The most important thing is that you guys were banging it out all night.

20:48 That we were.

20:51 So, what did you come up with?

20:54 Probably nothing is helpful as what you've come up with.

20:56 Well, the only thing I know is that we need

20:57 to put out a press release as soon as possible.

21:00 Then you came to the right place because Donna is top-notch at releases.

21:05 Thank you, Harvey.

21:05 You know, you're not so bad yourself.

21:07 You, please stop stroking each other's egos.

21:09 I'm just as good at releasing as either one of you.

21:11 In fact, I hammered one out this morning.

21:13 Don't.

21:16 Harvey, Donna, what a pleasant surprise.

21:19 Can I offer you to join some Weetabix?

21:21 Wow.

21:22 What are you wearing?

21:23 You didn't want to know what I'm wearing.

21:24 It's my mankini.

21:25 Your what?

21:26 It's a speedo.

21:26 I wear it instead of underwear.

21:28 It's incredibly supportive.

21:29 Here, let me show you.

21:30 Donna.

21:30 Louis, as much as we would love for you

21:32 to show us how supportive your underwear is, Harvey and I are here to share some

21:36 news about why we were together the other morning.

21:39 Yeah, I know why you're together.

21:40 You're worried about the firm.

21:41 Except the firm isn't the reason why Harvey came over the other night,

21:44 and it's definitely not why he stayed over.

21:47 Wait, Harvey, do you have a problem with your plumbing?

21:50 Cuz if you need to use my shower

21:51 That's not what she's saying, Louis, and I'm never going to use your shower.

21:54 But it's got a steam feature.

21:55 Come on upstairs, I'll show you.

21:58 Louis.

21:58 Harvey and I are together.

21:59 Yeah, I know you're together.

22:00 You're standing right in front of me.

22:01 See, this is what I'm talking about.

22:02 I mean, like, how did he even make it through law school?

22:04 No, no, no, no.

22:05 Harvey and I are in a relationship.

22:09 Oh my god.

22:11 Yeah.

22:12 And we didn't want to tell you before because it wasn't the right time,

22:14 but we're telling you now because we're happy

22:16 and we don't want to hide that anymore.

22:18 Especially not from our partner.

22:23 [music]

22:22 Mr.

22:22 Specter.

22:28 Mr.

22:29 Specter.

22:33 [music] Mr.

22:37 Specter.

22:39 All right.

22:41 [music]

22:49 Harvey Specter in the flesh.

22:52 All this for just the two of us?

22:55 Well, I didn't know what you liked.

22:57 So, I just ordered the entire menu.

22:59 Of course you did.

23:00 And we can get you anything you'd like from anywhere in the state.

23:04 Anything?

23:04 Anything.

23:06 Well, that won't be necessary.

23:07 I'll just take the nine most difficult to find items in Manhattan.

23:09 Excellent choices.

23:12 And uh Mr.

23:13 Specter, I'm sorry, but we only have three of the four

23:15 most expensive bottles of champagne that money can buy.

23:18 We uh failed to procure the fourth.

23:21 Well, I guess we'll just have to settle for three.

23:25 [laughter] So, I said life is like this.

23:37 I like this.

23:38 I'll bet you did, in whatever.

23:40 He totally caved, like they always do.

23:42 Of course he did.

23:45 Snails.

23:47 [laughter] I hear you love basketball.

23:50 Yes, I do.

23:51 Want to talk a little LeBron?

23:53 No, I do not.

23:53 Whatever that is.

23:54 Like, I don't know.

23:55 Up top.

23:58 [laughter] More champagne, sir?

23:59 Are you out of your mind, JEEVES?

24:00 MORE EVERYTHING.

24:03 [laughter] [laughter] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

24:10 SO SO, the next thing I know Mike comes out of prison without a scratch on him.

24:18 And I am waiting there with a limo and his woman.

24:20 I mean, who does that?

24:22 I do.

24:26 [laughter] WAIT A SECOND.

24:25 WAIT A SECOND.

24:29 SERIOUSLY, HARVEY.

24:30 I've heard the stories, but I have just one question.

24:33 When you hired Mike Ross, did you know he was a fraud?

24:37 You really want to know the truth?

24:38 You know I DO.

24:40 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

24:45 [cheering and laughter] HUH?

24:46 THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

24:47 Of course it is, Tucker.

24:49 I'M HARVEY SPECTER!

24:51 WOO!

24:54 [laughter] [screaming] OH!

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