KSI Reacts To The Funniest Streamer Moments! (Part 2)

KSIClips

0:00 sitting in this[ __]

0:00 I'm going to I'm going to molly him then.

0:05 Okay.

0:04 Okay.

0:05 I just got mollied.

0:07 I think they mollied me.

0:09 Where did your molly hit?

0:11 I didn't throw it yet.

0:12 Want me to throw it?

0:14 Yeah.

0:14 Throwing a flash.

0:16 Okay, I'm blind.

0:16 They just perfect flash at me.

0:24 These guys like know right where I'm at.

0:27 Counterterrorists win.

0:30 What am I looking at?

0:34 This is a I feel sick to my stomach.

0:39 Bro is reacting to himself.

0:46 What?

0:46 Like four times screaming.

0:53 Oh, HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DEFENSE.

0:56 DO IT.

0:58 Am I going to the eye?

1:00 Yeah.

1:00 Uh maybe late.

1:01 Maybe later.

1:01 Yeah.

1:01 Oh, we're going to the eye.

1:03 My god.

1:04 What?

1:04 What's the eye?

1:04 Is that it,

1:06 dude?

1:06 I thought the guy said, "Are you going to die?" I said, "Yeah, maybe later."

1:10 Just follow her lead and don't do any.

1:18 No, bro.

1:19 It's not making it out of the hood.

1:22 Oh, the disappointment in this I imagine that's his brother's face.

1:26 Which line is longer, bro?

1:28 We being serious, bro.

1:29 This is a freebie[ __] answer, bro.

1:30 I feel like it's a trick question, too, bro.

1:32 I ain't even going to lie to you.

1:33 I feel like you're tricked.

1:34 I'm going with B, cuz it's like they want you to pick A.

1:36 I feel like But it's B.

1:38 It has to be B, bro.

1:39 I'm going with B.

1:40 Going with B, bro.

1:42 Going with B.

1:44 Still going with B.

1:45 It's a trick question.

1:46 Of course, line A is longer.

1:48 That's so obvious, right?

1:49 This is so dumb.

1:53 God damn it.

1:54 Fight.

1:56 God damn it.

1:57 Holy[ __] Where you go, bro?

2:06 Oh, okay.

2:06 I'm guessing this is just a thing.

2:10 This is just a thing.

2:14 Oh, why is he drooling, bro?

2:16 Mate, his bottom lip just said no.

2:18 I don't feel like moving today.

2:22 This is my Comic Con one.

2:24 My Comic Con.

2:26 I'm very surprised that it fit perfectly

2:28 in the dimensions cuz I just like eyeballed it.

2:31 Nailed it.

2:34 Nailed it.

2:40 No, I think she she could see it as well.

2:43 She chose not to high five him.

2:45 That poor guy is still in debt, man.

2:48 still in order.

2:49 You have two options.

2:50 You end stream and we discuss this or I leave.

2:52 Which one?

2:55 What do you think, chat?

2:58 You guys think that the iPhone's the latest technology?

3:01 The iPhone was out in the 90s and' 80s.

3:02 We have

3:05 We got crazier[ __] now.

3:10 HTC can't believe the stupidity.

3:14 I pay 57% taxes in in Quebec, right?

3:17 57 point, brother.

3:19 I want I want to call the office.

3:20 Iris, whatever.

3:21 Say, "Hey, man.

3:22 Can I talk to your superior today?

3:23 I don't want to want to stream.

3:25 Can you stream for me?" Cuz clearly they they deserve more more than half.

3:29 So they're DOING MORE THAN I AM.

3:30 SO TODAY, HOW ABOUT YOU PULL UP AND YOU STREAM FOR ME AND LISTEN FOR ME?

3:35 THEY CAN'T FIX.

3:37 I PULLED THE CAR OUT.

3:38 IT'S A WAR ZONE.

3:39 BUT YOU know what's even more funny about this?

3:42 If there were no subtitles, I wouldn't understand a word he's saying.

3:50 There's crers on the street.

3:51 Oh, dude, we do the infra the infrastructure.

3:55 Oh, I love when he go.

3:58 It's like a machine gun in his mouth.

4:02 When we do the infrastructure, I mean, that was a terrible accent.

4:06 We don't have to talk about that, but anyway.

4:10 Woo!

4:12 Hell no.

4:14 Hell no.

4:14 Boy trying to get rap.

4:17 OH[ __]

4:18 Muslims eat 30 days.

4:20 Do Muslims

4:26 Muslims damn eat 30 days?

4:26 Do Muslims eat?

4:29 Do

4:30 Muslims eat?

4:33 Do Muslims not eat every 30 days during Ramadan?

4:41 Nah, y bro.

4:43 No time.

4:46 You want me trying to drink?

4:57 Oh my god.

5:04 Are any of you here because of his stream?

5:08 WHO'S HERE for Lacy?

5:13 Whoa.

5:13 That's That's wild.

5:16 A lie.

5:17 These my videos,[ __]

5:22 What the[ __]

5:24 It's not your dad, bro.

5:28 You're not going to wish me a happy Lunar New Year, bro.

5:31 Huh?

5:32 What?

5:32 You're not a happy You're not going to wish me a happy new year.

5:35 What's a Luna New Year?

5:36 A Lunar New Year.

5:38 Is that some new[ __] that just dropped?

5:40 No, it's it's it's Vietn It's the Chinese New Year, but not Chinese.

5:44 I'm Vietnamese.

5:45 It's Lunar New Year for me.

5:46 Oh, it's your new year right now.

5:47 Yeah, right now.

5:49 You got bread for me?

5:50 It's dead ass about to be February, though.

5:52 Why y'all so late?

5:55 Oh, y'all are on a different server.

5:59 New year.

6:00 Yo, what's up, Shard?

6:00 Uh, do you know if you do control R you can zoom out?

6:03 Wait, is it is that what it is?

6:04 Control R.

6:05 Oh my god.

6:07 Damn it.

6:10 No.

6:09 21+ 7 equals 30.

6:13 No.

6:14 No.

6:16 What you mean by that?

6:19 What do you mean by that?

6:20 About what?

6:21 Why you smile after you smile?

6:24 Look.

6:24 Why you smiling so hard?

6:25 I have some in my inventory right now.

6:27 Okay.

6:27 Actual food.

6:28 I'm going to say uh I love chicken.

6:31 Okay, but hold on.

6:32 N see now you kill yourself.

6:35 yourself.

6:35 But I said favorite food, not fruit.

6:37 You went out your way to say watermelon.

6:39 Fruit is a food.

6:41 Fruit is a fruit.

6:42 A a fruit is in is it food?

6:44 No, it's it's it's they're all c they're all categorized in a big

6:49 web that comes in the middle, which is food.

6:51 No, it's vegetables.

6:53 Oh no.

6:54 Get this[ __] out, man.

6:55 Get this Get this[ __] out of here, man.

6:59 Why did somebody in your chat say SA was bad as let me what is EP?

7:08 What is EP?

7:12 What's EIP?

7:14 Eat your poo.

7:16 It means everybody

7:23 said ease your pain.

7:26 Enjoy your enjoy your presence.

7:31 Oh,

7:33 okay.

7:33 Or easing my pain.

7:34 Ease your pain.

7:36 Okay.

7:36 What is No, wait.

7:37 Let me double check, bro.

7:38 Eping slang.

7:42 Enjoy your privacy.

7:43 Enjoy your punk.

7:45 Exactly your point.

7:46 Eat your P.

7:49 Okay.

7:50 Yeah, I think we found what mean I'm there.

7:55 Eat your poo.

7:56 What the[ __] I'm on some dead[ __] bro.

8:01 Don't cut.

8:02 Oh[ __]

8:06 Hey, y'all.

8:12 I[ __] up.

8:13 What is the largest continent in the world?

8:16 Three, two, one.

8:18 You guys have your answers?

8:20 Yes.

8:21 Okay.

8:21 Adapt, please share your answer.

8:22 What is the largest continent in the world?

8:24 Southeastern Asia.

8:27 What?

8:27 Stupid ass[ __]

8:29 Wait, no.

8:30 Eastern Asia.

8:33 Southeastern Asia.

8:34 Think about it.

8:34 We were literally We actually went there a few months ago.

8:37 You think I'm dumb?

8:39 Southeastern Asia is the biggest continent in the world, bro.

8:44 Max, please reveal your answer for what is the biggest continent in the world.

8:47 I say Russia.

8:49 But hold on though.

8:51 Just just the country, bro.

8:53 He looked at a map and said, "Damn,

8:55 my country is big." Yeah, that's the biggest continent.

8:59 I'm pretty sure.

9:00 Wait, let me double check.

9:01 Oh, biggest continent is Asia.

9:04 So, I got it wrong as well.

9:07 Africa.

9:09 No, take that[ __] out.

9:11 Why are all these players behind him?

9:14 Why are you guys not playing defense?

9:16 Oh my god.

9:17 This sport is clearly[ __] rigged.

9:20 Clearly.

9:21 Why is he all alone right here and everyone the entire field is behind him?

9:25 Why is he wide open?

9:27 Why?

9:27 Oh, right there.

9:29 Bruno[ __] touched it.

9:30 Huh?

9:30 Why would he?

9:31 OH MY GOD.

9:32 NO.

9:32 THAT MADE ME SO MAD, BRO.

9:34 SO[ __] MAD.

9:36 WHY WOULD HE TOUCH IT?

9:37 NO.

9:38 WAIT.

9:38 HE'S IN THE GOALIE BOX.

9:40 NO.

9:40 He's in the goalie box.

9:41 He can't.

9:42 No, you can't touch the ball regardless.

9:43 You can't touch it with a handball.

9:44 It's a hand ball.

9:47 But I thought he's the if you you could pick it up in the goalie box.

9:51 That short 1.7?

9:53 Wait, I'm not one.

9:54 What the hell?

9:55 One meter?

9:56 How?

9:56 Wait, how are you one meter?

9:58 Cuz I'm like 5 m.

10:00 Cuz I'm like 5 m.

10:02 5 m.

10:04 How the[ __] am I one meter, bro?

10:07 Bro, this[ __] confuses the hell out of me as well, man.

10:11 I think I gave up.

10:15 Oh, he's almost there.

10:17 Oh, no way.

10:22 Yeah.

10:23 Or wait to meet him.

10:25 Which one?

10:26 Speed number one.

10:28 Wait to meet him on the phone or I

10:31 Bro, I got a feeling if I answer this phone, bro, what's about to happen?

10:38 Are you streaming right now?

10:42 Yeah.

10:42 You sure?

10:44 Yo, what's his legs doing?

10:46 Huh?

10:46 You're busy?

10:48 No.

10:49 Hey, soon as I get done streaming, we can play.

10:51 Okay.

10:53 This just call me a joke.

11:00 What?

11:00 They had to listen.

11:03 Yeah, I can't lie.

11:04 I didn't expect this.

11:15 Yeah.

11:16 That's crazy doing that guitar as well of all places, man.

11:22 Bro, don't care.

11:27 Yeah.

11:27 Classic.

11:29 Yeah.

11:29 Sick, man.

11:34 Which one's the female?

11:36 She looks like she's over it.

11:38 He's like locked the[ __] in, but neither of them are not thanking subs,

11:45 reading chat, alerts, no TTS while they're sleeping, nothing.

11:50 I feel like their heart's not in it.

11:53 But maybe that might attribute to the fact that they

11:55 have this many viewers because they're mad nonchalant about it.

12:03 I was GOING TO PUT THE CHARGING.

12:05 WHAT?

12:08 SPEED, don't do it.

12:09 It's not safe.

12:10 Yo, Speed's going to die.

12:12 Shut the up.

12:14 It's a condom and a[ __] coke.

12:17 Wait, what

12:19 the[ __] What am I watching?

12:25 No.

12:26 Why is he doing the mentos challenge with the code,

12:34 bro?

12:35 Almost killed himself.

12:36 Can't breathe when that[ __] happens.

12:38 We have to make a new lobby cuz PD slide's not any of us.

12:42 Slide here.

12:44 JUST CANCEL THE AMONG US.

12:47 WE'RE NOT CANCELING THE[ __] AMONG US.

12:50 WE'RE DOING THIS CUZ IT'S FUN.

12:52 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN.

12:53 OH, well done.

12:54 I'm having fun.

12:55 Wasn't that a laugh, eh?

12:56 So, Harry, where where are you now?

12:58 I'm I'm on the edge of a cliff, lad.

13:00 That's what I am.

13:02 Can I at least finish?

13:08 Oh my god.

13:09 Can I at least finish?

13:10 Can I at least finish?

13:20 Wow.

13:20 Ra brain.

13:22 He's that[ __] a prick.

13:22 He's actually a prick.

13:24 Mine's been raised brain since early.

13:27 Scarface suffered a dislocation in his hind joint and became lame.

13:31 The cause of this became lame.

13:35 What this?

13:36 What's up with this hating ass narrator?

13:38 He got injured, dog.

13:40 He's in like year nine.

13:44 You're a[ __] lame ass.

13:46 Yo, Nick with the $5.

13:51 Yo, bring them.

13:52 You know what I mean?

13:54 Yo, the $5.

14:04 Well, it's okay, man.

14:06 Negro is black in Spanish, so it's all right.

14:11 Them Spanish dogs be saying negro all the time.

14:15 No way I don't have a red or a five.

14:18 Just give me something quick.

14:29 Microphone overloaded.

14:37 What happened?

14:38 What?

14:38 But no, no, no.

14:39 But I don't know what happened for you to have that reaction.

14:43 Like that is an overreaction.

14:44 I'm sorry.

14:46 But we ain't even need it anyways.

14:47 I'm rapping in the streets.

14:48 Wo wo wo in the streets.

14:52 Better beat as me.

14:55 No.

14:55 My bad.

14:56 You were looking at me.

14:56 You gave me hella eye contact, bro.

14:58 I thought you messing.

14:58 All right.

14:59 I'll refrain from doing that in the future.

15:02 Ross,

15:01 the way y'all are sitting, it looks like a golden Oreo.

15:05 Huh?

15:05 Please put your hands.

15:06 Put your hands where we can see them.

15:10 Smoking.

15:10 SMOKING IN PUBLIC,

15:13 BRO.

15:14 NO.

15:15 What is

15:19 Now what happens on Aiden Ross's

15:23 stream?

15:24 What the

15:25 um I'm a wannabe streamer.

15:27 Have you ever heard of Face Cloud?

15:29 Who's your favorite member?

15:33 A

15:33 girl, stop.

15:35 Okay.

15:35 Are you serious?

15:36 Let's take a photo.

15:38 Yeah, let's do it.

15:42 No,

15:44 he does this too well, man.

15:46 Stay here.

15:46 I got to change my shirt.

15:47 I'm sweating.

15:49 No.

15:50 You just touched me.

15:51 Okay, come chase me then.

15:52 Come chase me,

15:58 bro.

15:58 This whole video has been a whole ass side, man.

16:03 Just a whole ass.

16:08 What are you doing?

16:11 No.

16:15 Let's go.

16:15 One v one returning soon.

16:19 No.

16:20 Can we talk about his body shape?

16:22 What the[ __] No.

16:25 No.

16:26 We got to talk about Fly's body, man.

16:28 What?

16:29 No.

16:29 Not like that.

16:31 Just come on.

16:38 What?

16:37 What the[ __] OH, I HAVE A dirty mind,

16:48 bro.

16:48 What?

16:49 OH MY GOD.

16:50 YO, WHY DO YOU KEEP PAUSING IT

16:52 ON THIS[ __] __] WHY DO I EVEN PAUSE AT THIS PART?

16:56 WHY KISS, BRO?

16:58 OH, you want a kiss?

16:59 No, I don't want to kiss, bro.

17:00 You sure?

17:01 No, bro.

17:05 Come on, bro.

17:06 Stop doing that.

17:07 WHAT?

17:07 I'M NOT DOING NOTHING.

17:09 I'M NOT WITH THAT GAY[ __] BRO.

17:11 WAIT, I swear he's gay.

17:14 I don't even know anymore, man.

17:23 Are you serious?

17:30 That hungry ass duck.

17:34 Duck.

17:36 Oh my.

17:37 Honestly, we're all losing brain cells in this video, man.

17:42 So, I have two different Where did I put those?

17:44 Anyway, so Oh[ __] I had some fun.

17:51 Oh my god.

17:54 Within the lines,

17:59 bro.

17:59 That's skill, bro.

17:59 I couldn't even stay inside the lines.

18:01 Bad at coloring inside the lines when it came to school.

18:04 Yo, this dude below me has a similar experience.

18:06 No.

18:07 How is Bob reacting to himself?

18:10 Reacting.

18:15 Oh man.

18:18 Yo, start.

18:21 Oh my gosh.

18:25 Did you just run into the screen?

18:27 Oh my god.

18:28 That's some clean ass windows, bro.

18:31 Grenade out.

18:34 HOLD BACK ON ME.

18:35 HOLDEX ON ME.

18:36 Stand up, guy.

18:37 Stand up.

18:38 HOLD X.

18:38 QUICK.

18:39 QUICK.

18:39 GOT YOU, BUDDY.

18:40 GET UP.

18:41 I'M UP.

18:42 I'M UP.

18:42 I'm up.

18:48 798.

18:50 This says 798.

18:54 This man says 798.

18:56 And I look, bro.

18:57 Man, I want to ban your ass for making me[ __] fall for that[ __]

19:01 bro.

19:01 I'm[ __] done, bro.

19:03 This dude says 7.98 and I'm sitting up here looking like, "Yo, huh?

19:06 Do you have a chef or do you have like somebody that cook for you?"

19:08 Ain't that what a chef is?

19:09 Dumb.

19:12 This is stupid dog.

19:15 Hey bro, you type to go to Hey gang, how much a four for four cost?

19:20 Like you stupid mother.

19:25 Did you put the lighter in there?

19:27 No, you didn't.

19:29 God, did you just put the light in the fire?

19:30 Oh god, you put it in.

19:31 Seriously?

19:31 Yeah, I didn't.

19:32 No, you didn't.

19:33 I should have.

19:33 I didn't.

19:34 I didn't know.

19:35 Did you?

19:36 Oh my god.

19:37 Oh[ __] I did not I did not know.

19:39 I did not know I was going to do that.

19:40 Oh my god.

19:41 I'm so sorry.

19:43 Holy[ __] Everyone thinks you're stupid.

19:45 Name these flags.

19:48 Spanish.

19:48 __] bro.

19:49 I ain't going to lie to you guys.

19:50 This is actually really

19:51 Spain, France, Australia, Portugal.

19:54 Really hard.

19:57 Okay.

19:57 Um, London.

19:59 What?

19:59 No man.

20:01 Africa.

20:01 Oh god.

20:04 Spain.

20:03 Hey yo, show me the flag of Africa, man.

20:05 Just what?

20:08 It's just some black guy.

20:12 Just the face of a black guy.

20:13 That's it.

20:14 That That is the face of effort.

20:18 I haven't played this game in so I'm actually so calm.

20:20 It's ridiculous.

20:21 Oh.

20:22 Oh no.

20:22 All the WAY MATE.

20:30 OH, four guys.

20:31 I swear

20:32 you'll be fine.

20:36 The Clash of Clans.

20:37 I have no idea what's going on.

20:43 Exilocks.

20:45 Did he lose?

20:46 I think I think he lost.

20:50 Holy.

20:50 Thanks for the creep.

20:51 Nobody wants to see me.

20:53 FIFA.

20:54 EVERYBODY agrees with me.

20:56 Come on.

20:57 Don't test my anger, buddy.

21:00 Don't test my anger, buddy.

21:03 DON'T GET ME MAD.

21:04 I'M ABOUT TO GET MAD.

21:06 DON'T TEST ME.

21:08 DON'T TEST ME.

21:10 DON'T TEST ME.

21:12 DON'T GET ME MAD.

21:13 DON'T GIVE ME MAD.

21:17 YOU'RE A CLOWN.

21:18 YOU'RE A CLOWN.

21:20 What is going on?

21:24 Oh my god.

21:34 Oh my god.

21:37 Always fight EVERY DAMN.

21:43 OKAY.

21:41 VP ON THE RETAKE.

21:43 SK.

21:45 HOW ARE WE LOSING A FRIEND?

21:48 What is that voice?

21:52 Oh, speed.

21:53 Speed rage.

21:55 Oh, what?

22:00 What?

22:02 What is he even playing?

22:06 H I K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z.

22:21 Go out, please.

22:23 JUST ONE.

22:24 Just one.

22:25 21 Savage Rage.

22:28 Oh no, I think it's Kai.

22:30 I ain't seen this.

22:33 Holy[ __] Dumb ass.

22:36 Dumb ass, bro.

22:40 Whoa.

22:42 Damn, Kai.

22:44 You brought everything, bro.

22:45 What the he Kai broke everything, bro.

22:50 Say d,000.

22:53 IT'S NOT.

22:54 WAIT.

22:54 300,000.

22:55 300,000 GAME.

22:57 OH, I 21 Savage, so you know he paid it.

23:00 You know 21 going to get his 300K.

23:04 Wow.

23:05 Gay blinking.

23:09 What?

23:10 I do feel like not blinking like when you blink you better be fast.

23:15 Like not none of that slow.

23:16 None of that slow blink like like the slow blink like like that.

23:21 ANYTHING longer than a second, bro.

23:27 You You reaching You reaching gay level.

23:32 Your gayar is up there.

23:34 When you blinking, you got you got a millisecond to blink, bro.

23:38 If if we talking, bro, and you blink more than one like you go, damn sketch.

23:49 YOU EVER PUT SOME STUPID ASS MUSIC ON THERE AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD.

23:53 COME ON.

23:54 CALL ME MR.

23:55 PEANUT AGAIN.

23:57 Call me Mr.

23:57 Peanut again.

23:58 And that's you

23:59 thing is now there's a guy called Peanut

24:02 and he's smashing it in the streaming world.

24:06 Yo, Floyd switch.

24:15 Oh, bro.

24:17 Fully messed up.

24:22 Okay.

24:22 Why is this guy shirtless?

24:25 Also, what what is he playing?

24:27 Why why am I just seeing him?

24:31 At least let me see what the game is as well.

24:42 Like, bro, he could be raging to solitire.

24:44 Like, I want to know what he's raging at.

24:47 I mean, for all I know,

24:48 he could be having the best wank of his life and this is him having an orgasm.

24:56 __] long as[ __] man.

25:00 There we he's he's finished.

25:05 Ninja.

25:06 Oh, two pumps in case THE FIRST ONE MISSED, RIGHT?

25:08 IN CASE YOU CAN'T HIT ME FOR 80, RIGHT?

25:10 IN CASE YOU COULD SUCK A[ __][ __] RIGHT?

25:13 __] you.

25:14 __] the pump.

25:15 __] this game, dude.

25:18 Just again, Fortnite.

25:20 Come on.

25:27 Come said, "All right, I'm out."

25:30 I've seen my dad's seen my dad.

25:32 Have you ever seen your dad's?

25:34 How do you get that situation?

25:35 I'll have a shot with him and I'll jump.

25:36 Fair enough.

25:44 Chunky dick is what I All right.

25:53 First of all, I'm reacting to flight reacting to me reacting TO ME.

26:01 SECOND OF ALL, oh yeah, I guess I AM IN THIS.

26:08 ALL RIGHT, BRO.

26:08 LIKE, is it going to stink?

26:10 It's not going to stink.

26:12 All right, let's see.

26:13 No, he ain't going to lick it or suck it.

26:14 What?

26:15 No, bro.

26:16 Nah.

26:16 Speed.

26:16 Nah.

26:17 Speed.

26:18 What the No, with his dad, bro.

26:40 What the I can't lie.

26:41 I've done so much with my not with my dad.

26:45 Like beside my dad like I said some crazy Anyway.

26:50 Anyway, look, we've grown, man.

26:52 We've grown.

26:54 Speak of look at this.

26:55 10 years time ago.

26:57 What the[ __] was I on?

27:02 Matcha.

27:02 Matcha?

27:02 I don't drink coffee.

27:03 It's not coffee.

27:04 It's like Is it coffee?

27:06 Yeah.

27:06 Is that the green[ __] No.

27:07 No.

27:08 That looks nasty.

27:08 You got to try.

27:09 It's right here.

27:09 It looks nasty.

27:10 I'll try it.

27:11 Let's try it, bro.

27:12 It's like when you get to LA, like there's three stages.

27:13 You buy a Europe.

27:14 Wait, is matcha coffee?

27:16 Wait, I swear it is.

27:17 Matcha is not coffee.

27:21 Okay, the more you know.

27:25 Seen the letter from the clinic.

27:26 You have AIDS and have not told us.

27:28 This is wrong, Yousef.

27:30 It was little kids last week.

27:32 Now an STD.

27:38 He's walked straight out.

27:40 With my dudes, we glue all together.

27:43 We make an Oreo cookie.

27:44 This[ __] tastes so smooth.

27:46 I can rap and I can suck dick at the same time.

27:49 All right.

27:50 Okay.

27:51 Wait.

27:51 Okay.

27:52 All right.

27:54 He said it.

27:55 Never ever ever ever ever ever

27:58 I ain't want no problem cuz I the situation I was in.

28:01 You know what I'm saying?

28:02 I'm sitting here butt ass naked and he outside.

28:05 He don't know what's going on.

28:06 He coming in and see me.

28:08 My ass is gray.

28:09 You know what I'm saying?

28:09 What time is this?

28:10 Huh?

28:10 What story time is this?

28:11 When I uh I

28:14 What?

28:18 What?

28:22 What kind of story?

28:23 Nothing.

28:24 How do you jerk off?

28:28 No.

28:27 I I can't reach it.

28:29 So I get hard.

28:32 I want to make you come.

28:34 No.

28:35 What?

28:36 NO.

28:40 What have I just seen?

28:44 I can't believe it.

28:45 You have same genital.

28:47 Genital.

28:49 Yes.

28:49 You feel same?

28:51 Same.

28:51 You say what?

28:52 What if like one of them was gay?

28:54 Like I'll be honest, that's aing great question.

28:59 Yeah, I died.

28:59 Yeah,

29:00 that is a great question.

29:01 Well, I don't know.

29:02 What do they does?

29:03 One of them just have to watch.

29:05 I think because of genetics to be honest, I don't know.

29:09 Also, like look at the angle one of them's got.

29:11 Yeah, one of them's kind of got the position around

29:13 the corner and one's just going for it up top.

29:16 So, it's like you be able to

29:17 But if it's him, does that mean he's got the position around the corner?

29:20 I guess that's that's a tough one.

29:22 That

29:23 is okay.

29:26 What are you trying to say?

29:27 What are you trying to say?

29:29 We had to, bro.

29:30 Making up with each other, bro.

29:32 What you trying to say, bro?

29:34 That is not a laugh.

29:35 That bro, I breathed.

29:38 I ain't going to lie, bro.

29:39 Can I Can I not breathe?

29:41 I'd rather you didn't.

29:42 Can you please stand up and walk in a straight line for me?

29:46 Can you please stand up and walk in a straight line for me?

29:48 I already know this is going.

29:49 I'm going to walk in a straight line.

29:50 Sir, please walk in a straight line.

29:55 Follow my finger.

29:57 Oh, he's going to make him blow.

30:00 Delayed.

30:00 Oh, no.

30:01 Sir, are you intoxicated?

30:02 No, I'm not.

30:03 My breathalyzer.

30:05 Oh, man.

30:07 I need to make sure you're not intoxicated.

30:10 No.

30:16 Paul as well on it, man.

30:18 But but what about me?

30:19 I just got a face full of ass right now, bro.

30:22 What about me?

30:22 You pause it on this[ __] Why am I looking at a zoomed in male ass?

30:28 We all having to deal with this now.

30:30 Are we being[ __] serious?

30:31 All right, but can you unpause it though?

30:33 __] booty.

30:34 I'm talking about my[ __][ __] song, bro.

30:37 But we're still You zoomed in more, brother.

30:40 On my screen.

30:41 You zoomed IN MORE.

30:42 WHAT WAS Y'ALL DOING?

30:44 It's It's still paused.

30:47 Okay.

30:56 Oh my god.

30:58 P just head by his own green screen.

31:04 Oh, I was so close to beating the[ __] mission.

31:10 You were so close.

31:14 I've just realized what's happening.

31:17 I'm reacting to flight.

31:19 React to speed.

31:23 Both just gave the exact same reaction.

31:26 What the I don't like how many times speed is in this video, man.

31:41 Good.

31:42 Hey I'm trying to get out the ring.

31:46 What did I press before, BRO?

31:49 ALL RIGHT, BRO.

31:50 BRO, WHAT THE[ __] IS GOING ON?

31:51 WHAT'S THAT[ __] WHAT'S THAT[ __] NAH, BRO.

31:56 Spe how Spain how many times, man?

31:58 How many times?

32:02 What the hell?

32:03 Oh my god.

32:04 Oh my god.

32:04 I'm getting dick.

32:05 Yo.

32:06 Whoa.

32:07 Dick down, bro.

32:08 I just got[ __] dick.

32:10 That's not worth.

32:11 Damn.

32:11 He slid on my dick.

32:12 Paul,

32:15 I tell you the words.

32:16 Me saying, "Damn, that[ __] slid on my dick,

32:19 right?" Or, "Damn, I'M A GETTING DICK DOWN." I'm doing the[ __]

32:29 Oh man.

32:30 This year, this year, what are you making on track this year?

32:32 How much?

32:34 I'm roughly doing like 1.5 to 2 mil a month.

32:39 Wow.

32:40 So,

32:39 yo, DDG, I ain't going to lie.

32:40 At this point, you me and I got to get

32:41 into Only Fans and start[ __] 2 mill a month.

32:44 All right.

32:44 All right, bro.

32:50 Do it one more time.

32:53 How?

32:52 I know how to do it a little bit.

32:54 Yo, are you Do you have magic powers?

32:56 Yeah, I can make you come without doing anything.

32:59 No.

33:03 Yeah, we're done, man.

33:05 Shirt that says that says something.

33:08 What does it say?

33:09 It says something.

33:10 Like what?

33:11 It It literally says something.

33:13 I know.

33:13 But what does it say?

33:15 It says This says something.

33:18 But what?

33:20 What does the shirt say?

33:21 It says something.

33:22 It says something.

33:27 Says something.

33:30 What does say something?

33:31 Okay, so right there,

33:33 Lacy managed to rage bait Jason very successfully because Jason, as you can see,

33:38 was getting slightly annoyed at the fact that Lacy

33:41 wasn't understanding that the shirt just said something,

33:44 as in the actual word something.

33:47 Why you always talking?

33:49 Why you always talking?

33:51 What the[ __] do you want me to do on the stream?

33:53 Sit quietly.

33:54 Why you always talking?

33:56 __] is you TALKING ABOUT?

34:01 NOW, that is a great rage bait.

34:02 So, I watched somewhere, I think it was on Tik Tok,

34:05 about successful things you can say to rage bait someone.

34:09 And one of them is, "Stand straight when you're talking to me." So,

34:12 let's say you're in an argument and you're going back

34:14 and forth and then you just hit them with this line.

34:17 Stand straight when you're talking to me.

34:19 Now, if they change their position at any point, you win.

34:24 No matter what they say, it's an L.

34:26 They've lost.

34:27 So yeah, have fun with that one.

34:29 What made you wear glasses?

34:31 My vision.

34:32 What the[ __] you think made me wear glasses?

34:37 Said, "What made you wear glasses?" Obviously my eyes,[ __] YO,

34:42 REALLY BE DUMB AS[ __] Is your brain located in your ass, buddy?

34:48 What is going on here?

34:49 Is this a mukbang?

34:51 You always getting full.

34:55 What the hell are you talking about, bro?

34:58 Bro, WHAT THE IS YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, BRO?

35:02 Is the flag to be captured, by the way?

35:03 How long does it take?

35:05 Yeah, no.

35:06 How long does it take to to capture the flag?

35:08 You could land you could get on it and then you

35:09 could capture it and get it get you out the way.

35:11 Yeah, but how long would it take?

35:13 You just you just jump on it and then But I would rather shoot him to kill him.

35:17 Yeah, but how long in seconds does it take to capture it?

35:20 Oh, how much time?

35:23 Yeah.

35:23 Get down, friend.

35:23 You should just said that.

35:26 No.

35:27 What?

35:27 It's a question.

35:27 How long?

35:28 He still has an answer.

35:30 You want me to do that?

35:33 What?

35:34 It ain't EVEN THAT.

35:36 WHERE YOU GOT THEM jeans from, Dad?

35:38 I think it's for my mom.

35:40 What happened?

35:40 No.

35:41 What you mean?

35:41 WHY?

35:41 I PUT IT A BIG THOUGH.

35:45 It's a bandana, bro.

35:46 It's like you keep covering it up so much and then it turn into a muscle.

35:53 No.

35:52 You die.

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