Best of NEW SpongeBob Episodes! (Part 2) | 1 Hour Compilation | SpongeBob

0:01 [giggles] [imitating Patrick] Hey, there, Patrick old buddy.

0:05 What?

0:06 Oh, hi, Patrick.

0:07 What's shaking?

0:08 I'm gonna eat ice cream and go jellyfishing with my good buddy SpongeBob.

0:13 Sounds good to me, "me." Ah, it's just me.

0:17 Patrick.

0:17 Fooled ya.

0:18 [laughs] [laughs] You can't fool me,

0:22 "me." That's the worst SpongeBob impression I've ever seen.

0:26 [laughs] Wait, what?

0:29 [imitating Sandy] Cattywampus, Plankton.

0:31 You're just about the teeniest gal-dang critter I ever did see.

0:35 Yee-haw!

0:37 [imitating Plankton] And you are

0:39 the fuzziest nut-eating scientist I've ever seen.

0:42 [evil laugh] I like to use science for good.

0:46 Really?

0:46 I always use science for evil!

0:49 [laughs] That is me to a Texas "T," SpongeBob.

0:54 He nailed you too, Plankton.

0:55 It was okay.

0:57 He got my face right, but that voice is terrible.

1:00 Oh, those impressions are making everyone so happy, I can't stop doing them.

1:05 I can't.

1:06 I won't.

1:07 Meow.

1:09 80,000 impressions later.

1:11 French narrator: Would you please stop imitating me?

1:14 It is starting to get very annoying.

1:18 [imitating Squidward] Are we having fun yet, Squidward Tentacles?

1:22 [laughs] Oh, that's it.

1:24 I can't stand that perfect impression of me anymore!

1:28 I never thought I'd say this, but I'm tired of looking at myself.

1:31 I quit!

1:35 Boy, SpongeBob is really getting out of control with his impression obsession.

1:39 Who?

1:40 Who?

1:40 Who?

1:41 Who?

1:42 Who?

1:42 Who?

1:43 Who?

1:43 Who?

1:45 Who...am I?

1:49 Who am I?

1:50 I just can't remember♪♪ Who am I?

1:55 I just can't recall♪♪ Who am I to sing this somber song?

2:00 When you've got six heads There's something wrong♪♪ Who am I?

2:03 Please tell me♪♪ Who am I?

2:05 Do you know me?

2:06 My name could be Clementine Or it could be Freddie♪♪ I just can't

2:11 Recognize myself♪♪ I don't know if I'm ready♪♪ I'm ready♪♪ Who am I?

2:20 I have a right to know♪♪ Who am I?

2:24 Am I friend or foe?

2:27 I have so many features It makes it hard to tell♪♪ I don't know

2:31 what My first name is♪♪ But my faces ring a bell♪♪ Who am I?

2:36 Who am I?

2:36 Who am I?

2:37 Who am I?

2:39 Who am I?

2:40 [phone ringing]♪ Hello-o-o?

2:45 Hello.

2:45 To whom am I speaking?

2:49 I...don't...

2:53 Kno-o-ow♪ Okay, guys, SpongeBob imitates whoever he hears,

3:01 so we've all got to imitate him to help him remember who he is.

3:05 This should help.

3:06 [grunts] Hey!

3:08 [grunts] [groans] Mmm!

3:10 Mmm!

3:11 [grunting] Ah!

3:15 Hold still, you little rascal!

3:16 No!

3:18 [groans] What a great idea.

3:22 Ugh!

3:24 [imitating SpongeBob] I'm a square and yellow critter!

3:27 [laughs] [imitating SpongeBob] I like cooking with lard!

3:31 [laughs] [imitating SpongeBob] Mr.

3:36 Krabs is the best boss in the whole ocean.

3:39 [snickers] Oop!

3:41 Sorry.

3:41 I mean— [laughs like SpongeBob] Uh— [imitating SpongeBob]

3:46 I forgot the secret Krabby Patty formula, Mr.

3:48 K.

3:49 Would you remind me again?

3:50 Sure, SpongeBob, I got it right— Oh, no, you don't, Plankton.

3:58 That was a pretty good impression, though.

4:02 Thanks.

4:04 [babbling] [groans] It's not working, fellers!

4:08 We need to combine our efforts and do

4:10 an impression of SpongeBob all at the same time.

4:13 Okay, all together now.

4:14 all: [imitating SpongeBob] I'm ready.

4:16 I'm ready.

4:17 I'm ready.

4:18 [grunting] I'm ready.

4:26 I'm ready.

4:27 I'm ready!

4:29 I remember.

4:29 I know who I am.

4:31 I am SpongeBob SquarePants, and yes, I do like cooking with lard.

4:37 [all cheering] Thanks, guys,

4:39 you're the best friends a guy with memory loss could have.

4:42 It sure feels great to just be yourself.

4:44 Doesn't it, guys?

4:45 Guys?

4:47 [all laughing like SpongeBob] Oh, no!

4:49 Now they have mocking mimicry madness.

4:54 What the— Sewer snake!

5:01 [screaming] [screaming] In here!

5:11 Ooh, Look!

5:12 "You are here." Why is the diagram shaped like

5:15 a giant sewer snake with the arrow pointing to its stomach?

5:20 What are you doing?

5:21 Oh, crossing "Digested by a giant sewer snake" off of my to-do list.

5:26 Oh, that makes sense.

5:27 [screaming] [grunting and screaming] Snake food!

5:31 [screaming] Good going, Squidward.

5:37 You're tickling him.

5:38 I'll help you!

5:39 [screaming] Squidward, the safe!

5:45 Squidward?

5:46 Safe!

5:47 Don't bother me while I'm hysterical!

5:49 [screaming] Aah!

6:01 I'm alive?

6:02 I'm alive!

6:03 I guess we're just lucky.

6:06 Oh, look, you found the safe.

6:09 Just my luck.

6:13 [cheering] Got to go!

6:15 Oh, boy!

6:17 [panting] Egads!

6:20 [flushing] Too much flushing, she's gonna blow!

6:25 [panting] How's she holding up?

6:28 Sir, every tunnel is flooded except for the reducer pipe.

6:32 The pinch point!

6:34 Is that bad?

6:38 Huh?

6:40 [screaming] [screaming] Hot dogs, popcorn.

6:54 Snorkles?

6:57 Good thing today was Free Ax Day at the stadium.

7:04 [grunting] [grunting] [screaming] [groaning] [grunting] This is

7:32 what you get when so-called fishkind, in all its hubris and ignorance,

7:38 stoops so low as to cut corners in its plumbing system.

7:43 Extinction is the result of being cheap!

7:48 What a bunch of malarkey.

7:51 At least we didn't waken the Great Sewer Snake.

7:57 Check that.

7:58 [screaming] [roaring] [screaming and roaring] Uh oh!

8:13 Whoa!

8:14 Ooh!

8:15 Whoo-hoo!

8:15 Whoa!

8:16 Whoa!

8:17 Whoa!

8:29 Hey, everybody, the cook's back from toilet.

8:33 Who's hungry?

8:35 [screaming] SpongeBob, help me!

8:41 [grunting] Hold on, SpongeBob!

8:46 [grunting] Whoa!

8:52 [grunting] Get your hand off my can!

8:56 [grunting] [grunting] Wow, Patrick.

9:04 You must be working out.

9:06 Yeah, the gym membership you got me is really paying off.

9:10 Stop consorting with the enemy!

9:12 He's not an enemy, Squidward.

9:14 He's my best friend.

9:15 Besides you.

9:16 -Muah.

9:17 -Ew.

9:17 You know, maybe we should just let Patrick keep his garbage.

9:20 No.

9:21 The trash inspector said we had to collect all the town's

9:24 trash and that is what we are going to do.

9:26 Nobody touches my trash.

9:32 So, that's how you wanna play it.

9:34 It's time to take Patrick to the dump.

9:38 Ooh, Squidward, you sound so tough.

9:41 Engaging battle mode.

9:44 Hah!

10:01 Uh oh.

10:05 This is your last chance.

10:07 Give us your garbage, or you're the one who'll be trashed!

10:12 Hah, o-oh yeah, well, you're j...uh...fight!

10:17 [screaming] [screaming] [slurping] Ah!

10:35 Picking up trash sure is hard work.

10:38 [cackling] Uh oh.

10:49 Just give me your trash!

10:51 No!

10:52 It's mine, and I love it!

10:54 Give it!

10:55 Never!

11:03 Knock it off!

11:05 You ignoramuseses are ruining all me hard work!

11:10 What?

11:11 Your hard work?

11:13 I've been tentacle deep in trash all day and it's your fault!

11:22 Trash fight!

11:28 Hey!

11:29 [screaming] [grunting] Uh-oh.

11:45 [groaning] Welcome, gamers, and behold...

11:55 My game.

11:57 It's beautiful.

11:59 Are we finished?

12:01 Who won?

12:02 Ha ha ha!

12:03 No, my friend.

12:04 We have only just begun.

12:06 What's it called, Patrick?

12:08 Might I suggest "Garbage"?

12:11 What?

12:12 Yeah, Patrick, what's it called?

12:14 [grunting] It's called "Patrick!

12:19 The Game"!

12:21 Wow.

12:23 Can we just get started already?

12:24 I'm late for my coma.

12:26 All right.

12:28 I'll explain the rules.

12:30 Okay— Each player picks a piece to move around the board.

12:34 The way you decide which player gets to pick their piece is by rolling the dice.

12:38 To decide who gets to roll the dice first

12:40 to see who gets the first choice of players,

12:43 you have to be-— Look, Patrick, you go,

12:45 then Sandy, then SpongeBob, then me, okay?

12:50 You mean for picking our player or for starting the game?

12:53 -Both!

12:54 -Okay.

12:55 Now, on to rules of how to play the game.

12:58 I've got a great idea.

13:00 Why don't we just start rolling and you can explain the game as we play?

13:06 Okay!

13:10 Ooh.

13:11 Money!

13:14 Yee-haw!

13:15 Beachfront property.

13:20 Driver's license!

13:21 Driver's license!

13:23 What's that mean?

13:24 On your next turn, you roll and can move down the board

13:28 or, you can go round the racetrack as many times as you rolled.

13:32 Oh, what should I do?

13:33 What should I do?

13:34 You should give me the dice, give me the dice, because it's my turn!

13:41 Uh huh.

13:42 You go to jail.

13:45 What are you in for, pal?

13:47 My turn!

13:50 One, two-o-o.

13:55 Oh, good thing you landed on snacks.

13:56 You must be famished.

14:00 Hmm, Coral Avenue.

14:02 I'll buy it.

14:05 Twelve, I'll...

14:07 drive the car.

14:10 Oh, you don't get to roll when you're in jail.

14:12 Well, what do I do to get out of jail?

14:14 You have to roll a six.

14:17 Hey!

14:19 You can't roll the dice when you're in jail!

14:20 Yeah, play by the rules.

14:22 Well, if the only way to get out of jail is

14:24 to roll a six and I can't roll if I'm in jail,

14:26 just how am I supposed to get out of jail?

14:28 [growling] Ah, here it is.

14:31 "The guy that is in jail "has to stay there

14:35 unless he rolls a six or someone says his name." Fine.

14:40 Someone say my name.

14:42 [giggling] Oh, boy, you landed on do a surgery!

14:50 Now pick a surgery card.

14:52 Hmm.

14:53 "Remove fin bone from player to your left." What?

14:57 Wait.

14:57 Oh!

14:58 But I don't have a fin bone.

15:00 I'm an octopus.

15:01 Hush now.

15:02 This won't hurt a bit.

15:06 Got it.

15:07 Now sit back down, you criminal!

15:09 Oh, this game doesn't make any sense.

15:11 Sounds like someone's mad because he hasn't moved.

15:14 Well, neither have you.

15:19 If a person declares "outsidesies," then everyone must go outside.

15:24 But I didn't say "outsidesies," I said— [grunting] Four.

15:31 We are in a giggle zone.

15:33 Everyone laugh!

15:34 [laughing] Two.

15:40 Silly face, silly face!

15:43 Doi, doi, doi, doi!

15:47 [gibberish] Now, that's a silly face.

15:51 Hey, Squidward, you finally understand the rules.

15:53 Oh, I get the rules, all right.

15:56 The rules are that it doesn't matter what anybody rolls!

15:59 You can just make up whatever it means!

16:01 So I could just roll the dice and say, "automatic winner"!

16:05 Good job, Squidward, you won!

16:06 Nice play, Squidward.

16:08 Huh?

16:08 Oh, you know what?

16:09 You're right.

16:10 That was a good play.

16:11 Not so fast.

16:13 "No player may declare himself "automatic winner." You did it again.

16:18 You made up another rule!

16:20 This game is the worst!

16:22 Stupid game!

16:23 [grunting] [grunting] [grunting] [grunting]

16:28 [grunting] Destruction of private property.

16:33 Oh, and I see here you're a repeat offender.

16:36 You're going to real jail.

16:39 Anything to get out of this game.

16:41 Thanks, officers.

16:42 Welcome back.

16:44 Somebody say my name!

16:45 Game over!

16:49 Come on, walk to Mommy.

16:53 That's it.

16:54 You can do it.

16:59 You're walking, baby!

17:01 You call that walking?

17:03 This is walking.

17:07 This is how you do it.

17:09 This is how it's done.

17:12 [giggling] Ah!

17:17 Mama's big boy is upgrading!

17:23 [giggling] Aww.

17:26 [giggling] [grunting] [screaming] This stinks!

17:38 Let's see if we can find some friends for Mama's special little boy.

17:43 You need to interface with someone fun.

17:45 Try that video game over there.

17:48 It doesn't look too dangerous.

17:57 Oh.

18:00 Careful, Chip.

18:03 Uh, those monsters are too big.

18:05 Come out of that game right now!

18:11 Chip, get out of there!

18:15 [grunting] [laughing] So you think you can do

18:27 whatever you want because you're a teenager now?

18:30 You just wait until I tell your father.

18:34 [screeching] What did you just say to me?!

18:41 I told Chip that game was too dangerous, and do you know what he said to me?

18:46 [screeching] And?

18:50 [groaning] Just talk to your son!

18:53 I need to cool my circuits.

18:58 Ooh, uh, hey, buddy.

19:02 Heh, what you doing?

19:05 [sighing] Yeah, I hear you.

19:08 So, uh, what happened at the arcade?

19:11 Bam, bam, bam, bam!

19:13 Bam, bam!

19:14 [dolphin noises] What?

19:17 You mother stopped your game, even though you were crushing it?

19:22 Your mother clearly doesn't get you, man.

19:26 But I have the perfect solution to your problem.

19:30 Run away.

19:32 Huh?

19:34 Yes, I said run away.

19:36 Take off, see the world.

19:38 You do you.

19:45 Eh, now get out of here, you little scamp.

19:52 [humming] So, how was your talk with Chip?

19:56 Oh, it went great.

19:57 He's a good boy.

19:59 Yeah, he— Where-where is he?

20:02 Oh, he ran away.

20:03 What?!

20:04 Why would my baby run away?

20:07 Because I told him to.

20:09 Duh.

20:09 [shrieking] [screaming] [screaming] Karen, baby, let's be reasonable here!

20:24 You find our son and bring him home this instant, or don't bother coming home!

20:30 [screaming] I'm going!

20:32 I'm going!

20:34 [screaming] Father!

20:41 Leave my father alone!

20:44 Your first word was father.

20:47 Wait until I rub this in Karen's face.

20:56 Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam!

21:04 Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam!

21:10 No!

21:11 The delicious horror!

21:14 [groaning] Come on, son, let your old man buy you a quart of oil.

21:20 Woo-hoo!

21:21 [laughing] Yes!

21:24 Sorry, Dad, I'd love to, but I'm leaving for college.

21:29 I went to college.

21:31 [sobs] [crying] What do you want?

21:44 Hi, uh, yeah.

21:45 I want you to do that scared thing you did and make more ink.

21:50 I will not!

21:53 [groaning] [panting] [bell ringing] [yelling] Oh,

22:07 I'll just have to scare the ink out of him.

22:12 [knocking] I said I will not— May I borrow a cup of squid squeezy?

22:24 [screaming] [laughing] Thank you!

22:33 Oh, I think you better get some more black lemonade, buddy.

22:36 Huh?

22:36 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

22:38 Uh more.

22:40 Here kitty kitty.

22:43 Oh here kitty kitty.

22:45 Who's a good kitty?

22:51 [humming] [sighing] [humming] Huh?

22:59 Huh?

23:02 [screaming] I hate spiders!

23:06 [groaning] [whimpering] Yaw!

23:15 [screaming] Boo.

23:18 [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] -Thank you!

23:30 -Please no— Huh?

23:36 [groaning] [screaming] I gotta get more black lemonade!

23:44 [whimpering] Is it gone?

23:49 What was that?

23:50 Is someone there?

23:52 Hello?

23:53 Who is it?

23:55 [doorbell ringing] Hello?

24:11 [grunting] [screaming] [whimpering] I've lost it.

24:20 I can't tell what's real anymore.

24:24 [whimpering] [screaming] Boo!

24:31 I'm a haunted tablecloth!

24:36 [screaming] [laughing] [creepy music playing] Not creepy nursery rhyme music!

24:49 [creaking] Dada!

24:58 [screaming] Thank you, Daddy!

25:05 [screaming] The Krusty Krab?

25:10 How did I wind up here?

25:13 I don't think I want to go in.

25:16 [gasping] This newspaper is dated 60 years into the future.

25:27 I can't look!

25:28 I'm afraid to see.

25:30 Please, no.

25:36 [gasping] May I help you, young man?

25:42 [screaming] [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] Squidward,

25:56 if you want to buy some black lemonade,

25:58 you'll have to get in the back of the line.

26:00 Yeah, wait your turn like everybody else.

26:05 What?

26:06 Black lemonade?

26:08 You've been selling this as a refreshment?

26:11 Yes!

26:13 Hey, come on, buddy.

26:14 No cutting.

26:14 We've been waiting here all day.

26:21 You mean you people actually drink this?

26:24 [murmurs in agreement] Huh?

26:26 Huh?

26:27 Huh!

26:29 [meowing] My old foghorn clock was the only alarm clock that could wake me up.

26:34 Sure hope one of these works.

26:36 Night, Gare-bear.

26:37 [spring noise] [snoring] [morning music] [alarm ringing]

26:44 [Gary meows] [SpongeBob gargling] [Narrator] 1 hour later.

26:50 [Rooster crowing] Huh?

26:52 [sputtering] [Mr.

26:57 Krabs] Late!

26:58 [SpongeBob] I hope this one works.

27:02 [snoring] [dramatic music] [Narrator] Late again.

27:11 [Mr.

27:12 Krabs] Late!

27:13 [snoring] [dramatic music] [SpongeBob] Huh?

27:18 [jellyfish buzzing] [Narrator] You get the idea.

27:22 [Mr.

27:23 Krabs] Late!

27:24 Late!

27:25 Late!

27:26 Still late!

27:28 Late!

27:29 [overlapping] Late late late late late!

27:32 Still late!

27:33 [SpongeBob whines] Late again.

27:37 I told you before that you best not be late, or else,

27:41 but this time, I'll be emphasizing it with a furrowed brow.

27:47 Or else.

27:52 Oh, I don't know how many more, "Or else"'s I can take!

27:56 I have to figure out a way to wake up on time!

27:58 [alarm ringing] Meow!

28:03 [bell dinging] Hey, what a great idea!

28:10 [panting] [panting] [panting] [tired panting]

28:23 [moans] [snoring] [alarm sounding] [buzzing]

28:41 [spring noise] [clinking] [ticking] [bird crowing] I really thought that last,

28:57 "Or else." Would've worked.

28:59 Maybe I should've wagged my finger.

29:01 [snoring] Right on time!

29:18 Looks like I won't be needing you after all, SpongeTom.

29:22 Oh.

29:27 Good morning.

29:28 [grunts] [sizzling] [clock cuckoos] [meows, groans] [snoring] Sadly,

30:07 it looks like your order's on time today.

30:09 [giggles] -[bell rings] -D'oh!

30:12 [gleeful groans] Glad you finally woke up on time, boyo.

30:18 [laughs] [bell rings] Just five more minutes, Gary.

30:26 [grunting] Sir, there's a line.

30:30 I'm filing a complaint.

30:32 I ordered this with extra pickles.

30:35 And I only count fourteen.

30:38 SpongeBob, we got a wrong order.

30:40 [snoring] [sizzling] [clock cuckoos] [yelps] [snoring] What in Poseidon's beard?

31:04 [gasps] Oh.

31:07 Oh.

31:08 Good morning, Mr.

31:09 Krabs.

31:09 It's not a good morning.

31:11 First, you're late for days, and now you destroyed me kitchen.

31:16 [laughs nervously] This would make a great new house.

31:20 -What'd you think?

31:22 -Eh.

31:23 Oh♪♪ Who lives in a banana Under the sea?

31:28 SpongeBob SquarePants!

31:29 Whoa!

31:31 -I don't know.

31:32 -How about this spicy number?

31:36 Oh♪♪ Who lives in a hot pepper Under the sea?

31:40 SpongeBob SquarePants!

31:42 [screaming] Hot listing, but no.

31:46 -Well, there's a yummy one.

31:48 -Mm.

31:49 Oh♪♪ Who lives In a chicken Parmesan hero♪♪ Under the sea?

31:55 SpongeBob SquarePants!

31:56 [giggling] Nope.

32:02 How 'bout this one?

32:04 Not bad, but let's think outside the box.

32:07 [organ playing] Okay, so that's a no.

32:13 I think I know what you're looking for.

32:17 How about this for space?

32:19 Hey, what's this lever do?

32:23 Automatic balconies!

32:26 -Squidward, watch this.

32:26 -Wait, wait, no, no, no!

32:28 [screaming] Hey, Squidward, this is great.

32:31 What does this button do?

32:34 [laughing] [screaming] That's what it does.

32:45 Aww, why couldn't I live in that last place?

32:47 Oh, that house was too dangerous for you.

32:50 Ow.

32:51 Besides, it was just a house.

32:53 But this is a castle with a moat and everything.

32:57 It's a long way from Bikini Bottom.

33:00 -I know.

33:01 -Huh?

33:01 I mean, don't worry about it.

33:03 It's a short 11-hour commute to the Krusty Krab from here.

33:05 Well, I don't know, Squidward.

33:06 It doesn't seem like the safest neighborhood.

33:12 All right, Spongebob, this is the last house on my list,

33:15 but I think it's got everything you're looking for.

33:19 What do you think?

33:21 I don't know.

33:22 It doesn't look like much.

33:27 Wow.

33:29 Pretty!

33:31 This place is amazing.

33:34 It's like living in the future.

33:36 Ooh, check out these cool stairs.

33:39 Whee!

33:41 -Uh, Spongebob?

33:42 -Whee!

33:44 Squidward?

33:45 Squidward?

33:47 This place is awesome.

33:50 Yeah, it is, isn't it?

33:52 I can't believe I get to live here.

33:54 It's so much cooler than your house.

33:58 You're right.

33:59 This place is way too cool for you.

34:01 -Wait, what?

34:02 -I mean, living in a place like this can put a lot of pressure on a guy.

34:07 The constant attention you get, and all the fabulous parties you'd host.

34:17 Eh?

34:18 Oh, it's quite good.

34:19 Certainly worthy of this house.

34:21 Indeed.

34:22 Not to mention all the covers of "Cool Calamari" you'd have to pose for.

34:27 No, I can't let you go through that, SpongeBob.

34:30 So I tell you what, I'll live here for you.

34:34 -Yeah, but where will I live?

34:35 -You can have my old house.

34:37 Really?

34:37 That is so nice of you.

34:39 That way I'll be one house closer to Patrick.

34:42 Great, it's a done deal.

34:43 So if you don't mind, I have a lot of settling in to do.

34:46 -Bye-bye.

34:46 -Okay, so I guess I'll see you la...

34:52 Now this is how I was always meant to live.

34:57 [sighing and yawning] Bedtime.

35:05 Oh, a built in alarm clock.

35:08 Hoo, this place has got it all.

35:10 [beeping] [beeping] [snoring] Wha...what's happening?

35:23 Oh, no.

35:23 It's not an alarm clock.

35:25 -It's a countdown!

35:27 -Four, three, two, one.

35:33 [screaming] Huh?

35:45 What...what the...

35:46 uh.

35:47 That was horrible.

35:52 But this is even worse!

35:54 [screaming] Doink.

35:58 Now this really feels like home.

36:02 [screaming] Uh, German...hello?

36:09 Ach!

36:09 Guten morgen.

36:10 Mein name ist Spongebob.

36:13 -Say what?

36:13 -Guten morgen.

36:14 Mein name ist SpongeBob.

36:16 Ich bin gekommen, um meine alte Heimat besuchen.

36:20 Please would you speaken-zee English?

36:23 I need za practice.

36:25 Oh, ja!

36:26 I mean, sure!

36:27 Good morning.

36:28 My name is Spongebob.

36:30 -What is your name?

36:32 -Um...Gerhard.

36:33 Well, hello.

36:34 Gerhard.

36:34 I used to live here.

36:36 Just stopped by to visit my old home.

36:38 Ach, meine Neptune.

36:39 Uh, now is nein such a good time mit the wife and such.

36:43 -Wife?

36:44 Where is she?

36:45 -Uhh...Hey, SpongeBob.

36:46 Gack!

36:47 She's...shy.

36:48 Well, I must be going.

36:49 Mine wifen calling me for zupper.

36:51 She is a fine Gutenchef of Fudenschlop.

36:54 Would you mind if I stayed for zupper?

36:57 -Whatcha having?

36:58 -Um...

36:59 Kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz.

37:03 Kerglooginpfiefer?

37:04 That's my favorite!

37:06 What's your wife's name?

37:07 I don't know!

37:09 Hedvig!

37:10 Whoo!

37:11 Dunt moven!

37:12 Not a schtepp!

37:13 Nein!

37:14 Nein!

37:14 No moven sie!

37:16 Sitz!

37:20 [panting] Hey, man, like, what's happening?

37:27 I missed my house and I was hoping I could move back in.

37:31 Oh, sorry, dude, no room.

37:33 This place is, like, filled with band members and musical instruments.

37:38 What do you play?

37:40 Oh...the electric clarinet.

37:42 -There's no such thing!

37:44 -Sure, there is.

37:45 Prove it.

37:47 I'll be right back.

37:49 [panting] Oh, Gerhard?

37:57 Are you coming back?

38:01 Hello!

38:02 You must be Hedvig.

38:04 Hedvig?

38:05 Oh!

38:05 Oh, ja.

38:07 That's me, Hedvig.

38:09 I have heard so much about

38:11 your Kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz.

38:13 Can't wait to try it.

38:14 One— [laughing] One second!

38:20 [grunting] Tonight's zupper is to go.

38:23 So, please to go.

38:24 Well, aren't your 12 little German children -gonna sing for me while I eat?

38:27 -I don't have children!

38:28 I mean, I mean, ja, ja.

38:31 Outzide, please.

38:34 I love outdoor concerts.

38:42 Uh, groovy enough for you, man?

38:44 That was great!

38:45 You should give lessons to my ex-neighbor, Squidward.

38:49 He stinks!

38:50 [groaning] [panting] What's going on?

38:58 Shh!

38:59 The Fishtrapp children are gonna sing!

39:02 All the little kiddiewinks te Kiddiewinks

39:04 the kiddiewinks♪♪ All the little kiddiewinks

39:07 We love to sing all day♪ I think the littlest kiddiewink is off-key.

39:13 They need a band.

39:14 I'll go talk to the guys that live at my old

39:16 place and see if they can come over to play along.

39:19 Yeah!

39:20 [groaning] That's it!

39:23 I'm done.

39:24 Squidward?

39:24 What are you doing in the Fishtrapps' house?

39:27 You idiots.

39:28 It's not the Fishtrapps' house!

39:30 It's your house!

39:32 And that is still Patrick's house!

39:34 You just saw a commercial!

39:35 That's all!

39:36 So...is Nick Fishkins gonna live in my house?

39:41 Grr!

39:41 He doesn't live in the houses he buys.

39:44 Well, if he doesn't live in the, what does he do with them?

39:47 He flips the houses, you dimwits!

39:49 He buys houses, then resells them for a profit.

39:51 He flips houses for a living!

39:54 He flips houses for a living?

39:56 Yes!

39:57 And I'm calling Nick Fishkins right now to come

40:00 over and flip my house so I can move away!

40:03 [grumbling] Poor Squidward.

40:05 We should do something really nice for him.

40:08 Ooh!

40:08 I know.

40:11 All right, Patrick, on the count of three.

40:14 One, two, three!

40:17 [screaming] Say, is this home of Squidward Tentacles?

40:25 -The one that was for sale?

40:26 -Sure is.

40:26 Yech.

40:27 This place is a wreck.

40:29 I'm Nick Fishkins and I do not want to buy this home.

40:32 Not sold.

40:36 -What happened?

40:36 -We flipped your house for ya.

40:39 Who's that driving away?

40:40 That was Nick Fishkins.

40:42 And what did he say?

40:43 He said "Yeesh!

40:45 "Who'd want to live in that thing?

40:47 Not sold." I--I can't believe you did that!

40:51 [grunting] You're welcome!

41:03 [screaming] SpongeBob, what are you doing here, boyo?

41:07 I brought you your nickels, silly.

41:11 What is this place?

41:12 And what are you doing here?

41:13 Nothing.

41:14 I've never been here before in my life.

41:16 Eugene, got your usual here.

41:18 One big steaming plate of chump.

41:21 Enjoy.

41:25 Usual...

41:26 chum?

41:26 Enjoy?

41:28 Oh, I don't understand, Mr.

41:29 Krabs.

41:30 Oh, I suppose there's no hiding it, boyo.

41:33 It all started back in me old Navy days.

41:36 It was a young seaman on a dangerous mission deep in enemy territory.

41:42 View time!

41:46 Somehow, in the madness of battle, I became separated from my crew.

41:52 It took hours of fighting and sneaking and scraping to get back to my ship.

41:58 But by the time I got there, my supplies had been decimated.

42:02 [groaning] All we had left is chum...

42:07 and I hadn't eaten since noon.

42:09 I was starting to feel peckish.

42:15 Mm.

42:16 But, oh, that flavor.

42:18 Sweet and gamy with a creamy, chunky mouthfeel.

42:23 Mm.

42:23 Oh, I've had a chum monkey on my back ever since.

42:27 [screeching] Been eating the stuff in secret for years now.

42:32 Just got a taste for it.

42:34 One of them survival things, I suppose.

42:41 Oh uh, look, SpongeBob, I don't want this getting out.

42:45 You understand?

42:47 Especially to Plankton.

42:49 What do you say huh?

42:51 Keep me shame a secret?

42:53 For ol' Mr.

42:55 Krabsy?

42:56 [laughing] You got it, Mr.

42:58 Krabs.

42:59 My lips are sealed.

43:00 Glad to hear it.

43:01 Okay, see ya tomorrow.

43:03 Sal I'm feeling hungry tonight.

43:05 How's about another plate of chum?

43:08 Oh, sorry, Eugene.

43:09 That was my last plate of chum ever.

43:14 I'm closing the Slop Pail permanently.

43:19 -What?

43:20 -Yep.

43:21 I'm moving to Gel City to make it dig in the pictures.

43:25 Just imagine this mug on a movie screen 30 feet wide!

43:32 [laughing] See ya in the movies!

43:39 Then where will I get me chum from?

43:47 Hi Mr.

43:48 Krabs.

43:49 What are you doing here, SpongeBob?

43:51 Oh, when I can't sleep, I come here to be close to the formula.

43:55 It comforts me.

43:57 Well comfort time's over now.

43:59 I'm trading the formula to Plankton for a lifetime supply of chocolate.

44:04 I can't let you do that, Mr.

44:06 Krabs.

44:06 You'll thank me for this later.

44:08 [panting] Okay.

44:10 You have a better grip.

44:12 [panting] Okay okay.

44:14 Plankton, where are you?

44:16 I got the formula.

44:17 I'm here to collect my chum!

44:19 I'm up here, Krabs!

44:22 Uh, whoa!

44:24 [groaning] Just look at that chum.

44:27 And it's all for me!

44:29 Yeah, woo hoo!

44:31 So sorry, Krabs.

44:33 You foiled too many of my plans over

44:36 the years for me not to double cross you now.

44:39 This time, I have the upper hand!

44:43 [grunting] [chuckling] Get it, upper hand?

44:48 [laughing] I win!

44:51 You get nothing!

44:53 [screaming] [screaming] You and sponge brain can see yourselves out Krabs.

45:09 Ta ta!

45:10 [laughing] Alley oop!

45:14 You can get to the formula before him,

45:16 but you're gonna have to eat like the wind.

45:18 You're right, boy-o!

45:20 I can do this!

45:23 Woo!

45:28 Go Mr.

45:29 Krabs, go!

45:30 Whoa, no, don't fill up on red!

45:33 The chum!

45:34 Eat the chum!

45:36 Right!

45:42 [groaning] [burping] Mr.

45:47 Krabs, you did it!

45:48 You saved the secret formula.

45:51 Oh, and I think I killed my taste for chum, too.

45:55 See, meh.

46:04 -Oh!

46:04 -All right, all right.

46:14 [siren wailing] Pleasant day for a drive, hey, Officer?

46:19 Sir, I'm going to need to see your license for that, um...

46:24 [chuckling] You don't need a license to drive a bubble.

46:28 Hmm, I suppose you're right.

46:30 Carry on, citizen.

46:39 [snoring] Gary!

46:42 You'll never believe it.

46:43 I was out driving all day.

46:45 Yes, driving!

46:46 First I drove down the street like this!

46:50 Then I made a right turn on red like this.

46:52 [growling] You should've been there, Gary.

46:57 Oh, it was like a dream come true.

46:58 Meow.

47:06 -Bah!

47:06 -Hey, watch it, lady!

47:08 I'm driving over here!

47:10 -Hey, hey, hey, hey!

47:11 -Oh...wah!

47:12 Hey!

47:12 pick a lane, butter-brain!

47:13 [whimpering] [screaming] [siren wailing] I'm going to have

47:23 to ask you to step out of the boat, ma'am.

47:25 Do you know why I pulled you over?

47:26 You ran my plates and saw my rap sheet?

47:29 What?

47:30 No.

47:30 Your vehicle has been outlawed, ma'am.

47:34 Now that everyone drives bubble boats,

47:36 real boats have been deemed too sharp and pointy to be street legal.

47:40 But I've never driven a bubble.

47:45 Bubble boating school?

47:47 Now, to get your bubble going, just pump your legs like this.

47:50 [grunting] Oh!

47:57 Ooh!

47:58 Oh!

47:59 Nice start.

48:15 [groaning] [screaming] [fire truck honking] -I did it.

48:45 -Mrs.

48:46 Puff, you're ready.

48:47 -Really?

48:48 -Absolutely!

48:49 You just need to pass your final test...

48:52 out there.

48:54 [groaning] Nice and easy.

49:01 Doing great.

49:04 Hello!

49:07 You know, this whole bubble boating thing isn't so bad.

49:11 Maybe I could...

49:13 Oh, no, Mrs.

49:13 Puff!

49:14 You got on the freeway by mistake!

49:16 Look out!

49:18 [screaming] It's okay!

49:21 Just calm down!

49:22 [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] Oh no,

49:50 what's gonna happen when they hit the surface?

49:55 [screaming] No more bubbles.

50:19 Get them off me!

50:20 Don't worry, Mrs.

50:21 Puff.

50:22 Even though it was bubbles that caused all these problems,

50:24 it was also bubbles that solved 'em.

50:26 That's kind of a wash, I guess.

50:28 Get it?

50:29 Wash?

50:29 Soap?

50:30 Bubbles?

50:31 [laughing] Give me that.

50:33 Bubble boats are too unstable.

50:35 They've been declared illegal.

50:37 Everyone back to your regular boats!

50:42 Well, Mrs.

50:42 Puff, looks like I have to get my boating license after all.

50:46 See you tomorrow in class!

50:47 La la la la la la la la♪ Oh, joy.

50:55 [screaming] Chow down, SpongeBob!

51:01 Uh, no thanks.

51:03 Already ate.

51:04 See?

51:05 [groaning] [screaming] Maybe I'll be safe in here till this all blows over.

51:18 Moments later...

51:21 This is Perch Perkins reporting live from The Krusty Krab,

51:24 where I am one of three people still unaffected by this rabid Patty pandemonium.

51:30 The second unaffected person is in this dumpster.

51:34 Care to comment, sir, on the chaos?

51:36 Pearch Perkins, how did you know I was in here?

51:39 I was napping in this dumpster when you snuck in, seeking refuge.

51:43 -Take a bite!

51:44 -No!

51:44 No!

51:45 Wait!

51:45 Who's the third person not affected?

51:47 P-P-P-P-P...

51:50 Plankton!

51:53 Plankton.

51:54 The Chum Bucket!

51:56 Eat us.

51:58 Eat us.

52:01 [groaning] [panting] [groaning] There it is, Karen.

52:13 152 bags of grade B pre-cooked chum

52:17 and not a single customer's come through that door.

52:21 [panting] SpongeBob, what are you doing?

52:28 How are the customers supposed to get in now?

52:30 Those aren't customers out there, Plankton.

52:33 They're all Krabby Patty zombie monsters!

52:34 And they're forcing everybody to eat them.

52:36 You and I are the last two survivors!

52:39 Krabby Patty zombies?

52:41 Heh, I'll believe it when I see it.

52:50 Okay, I believe it!

52:56 Karen!

53:01 Consume me.

53:03 No!

53:06 Hey!

53:08 -Have some.

53:10 -No.

53:10 Wait!

53:12 I don't want...

53:15 [groaning] Have a slider.

53:22 [groaning] Stay back!

53:28 I've got sporks!

53:32 [groaning] [vomiting] [groaning] Boy, do I feel better!

53:52 Oh that's it!

53:53 Chum is the cure!

53:55 Oh a patty!

54:02 Patrick!

54:04 [groaning] No, eat chum!

54:16 What happened?

54:18 Yes, yes!

54:26 [groaning] [screaming] Maybe I should up the dosage!

54:39 [screaming] And three, two...

54:47 [groaning] Oh, my cranium!

54:55 Ugh, I told myself I'd never eat here.

54:58 Oh boy, so much for lab-grown patties.

55:02 You see, Mister Krabs,

55:03 some things don't need scientific reengineering to be delicious.

55:07 The original Krabby Patty is perfect just the way it is.

55:11 Yeah, you know, after all that, a good,

55:14 old vintage Krabby Patty -sounds pretty good right now.

55:18 -Yeah.

55:19 Vintage Krabby Patties rule!

55:21 You're darn tootin', they do!

55:23 And for the next three minutes,

55:24 all vintage Krabbie Patties in the Krusty Krab are...

55:28 double the price!

55:29 [cheering] [meowing] [gibberish] [mumbling] One weekend of pampering later.

55:53 [slurping] Ah.

56:01 Oh!

56:03 Yikes!

56:03 Look at the time!

56:04 I gotta get to the Krusty Krab.

56:06 Thanks for spoiling me, Gary.

56:08 I didn't have to lift a "finger." My fingers...

56:18 Wha...!

56:20 A whole weekend of pampering has left my limbs in limbo.

56:25 Got.

56:25 To go.

56:27 To work.

56:29 [groaning] [groaning] [groaning] Too weak to flip Krabby Patties.

56:47 Ooh.

57:05 Excuse me, but I would like to complain!

57:10 I see.

57:11 Well the Krusty Krab takes customer feedback very seriously, sir.

57:15 After they pay the five dollar complaint fee.

57:19 All right, fine.

57:21 Yee-hee-hee-hee.

57:25 Thank you, sir.

57:26 Now what seems to be your problem?

57:28 There is slime on my Patty.

57:31 And mine has...

57:32 slime on it, too.

57:34 My Patty doesn't have enough slime!

57:36 [chuckling] What?

57:37 Give me that.

57:40 Bleh!

57:40 Ugh!

57:41 Gah!

57:42 SpongeBob!

57:43 Just what do you think you're doing changing me Patty...formula?

57:49 Meow.

57:49 Meow-mow.

57:51 Squidward!

57:51 Why is there a mollusk cooking me Krabby Patties?

57:56 I thought it was strangely quiet and peaceful today.

57:59 Where the halibut is SpongeBob?

58:01 Maybe he quit?

58:01 Or got hit by a bus?!

58:03 Or caught a terminal disease!

58:06 I don't care if he turned into a bucket of chum.

58:09 I need me fry cook!

58:11 Mr.

58:11 Squidward, you have the helm.

58:14 Attention Krusty Krab customers, get out.

58:18 It's time for my break.

58:23 SpongeBob!

58:25 SpongeBob?

58:26 SpongeBob?

58:27 Are you okay in there?

58:30 You catch the flu or something?

58:33 Are you at death's door?

58:35 Because you know darn well they ain't valid excuses to miss work!

58:45 Ah!

58:45 SpongeBob has gone full raving loony.

58:48 -Uh-oh!

58:49 -Meow-meow-meow-meow meow-meow-meow meow-meow Meow-meow-meow-meow.

58:55 Ugh!

58:57 [purring] [screaming] What in the name

59:10 of Neptune's nostrils is going on in here?

59:13 SpongeBob, you're acting like you're the pet and that darn snail is the owner.

59:18 Meow!

59:19 Meow-meow-meow.

59:21 Bad snail.

59:22 Down boy.

59:23 SpongeBob, what are you...

59:28 Snap out of it, SpongeBob!

59:37 Mister Krabs?

59:39 Have you completely lost your mind, boy-o?

59:42 Snails ain't supposed to have arms and legs.

59:45 Aw, but Gary is so happy with his new limbs.

59:50 Oh, is he?

59:51 Well it's time to cut this nonsense.

59:56 Ay!

1:00:00 Huh-hah!

1:00:04 Meow.

1:00:07 [sniffing] [meowing] Mister Krabs, I'm sorry I forgot who I was.

1:00:13 That's okay, boy-o.

1:00:14 And Gary, I am so sorry I tried to change you.

1:00:19 [burping]