Baldur's Gate 3 - Dark Urge Paladin 2026 - Part 5 | Esfand Live 05/02/2026

0:00 You guys ready?

0:05 Ladies and gentlemen, today we play Baldur's Gate.

0:40 Dude, last night was insane.

0:43 The last hour of Baldur's Gate last night was insane, actually.

0:48 Great session.

0:51 Phenomenal session, actually, of Baldur's Gate last night.

0:54 It was so like it was whenever whenever we finally pulled it off,

0:58 like that is like some freaking

0:59 never-before-seen unique Sben playthrough to the max.

1:02 Can one of the mods change my section on Kick?

1:17 Any gifters wide heart to any gifters wide heart to Hannah Badz,

1:23 thank you for the five gifted.

1:24 Scumpers, thank you for the 19 months.

1:40 There's also raid testing.

1:42 Everybody says the raid testing is um like too easy.

2:02 Buy a Prius like me.

2:04 I haven't had to worry about spending money on gas or girlfriends for years.

2:48 Wait, what?

2:49 I'll be honest, soldier.

2:51 How would I think of the 98 months, dude?

2:52 Thank you, man.

2:53 knows me, but he chose my life over his.

2:56 Yeah, you can't go wrong with a Toyota.

2:58 It's been a long time since someone stuck their neck out for me like that.

3:09 He's a good man, maybe the best of us.

3:13 You can say that again.

3:15 When he was chasing me through Avernus, I thought he was just another sad mug.

3:20 How wrong I was.

3:25 See if the eye tracker work.

3:30 Does the eye tracker redeem work right now?

3:33 Everyone is naked again.

3:38 200 miles an hour, 200 miles in 5 minutes.

3:40 It's fun.

3:40 Oh, wow.

3:41 Nice.

3:45 You're transported in the world of D&D or all fantasy games,

3:48 and I make your perfect character as a double of you.

3:49 Choose race, class, multi-class.

3:51 If you want it, you got it.

3:54 Where am I?

3:55 What's going on?

3:56 Right here.

3:57 Vengeance Paladin.

4:00 This is me.

4:01 Pave my path with corpses.

4:03 Build my castle with bones.

4:06 Uh, can I change my voice?

4:08 I feel like I picked the wrong voice.

4:10 Or is that like a specific dark urge voice?

4:12 Damn her straight back to the hells.

4:14 Just look at me.

4:16 I did what was right.

4:17 I'd be hunting devils and demons, she said.

4:20 Traitors and hypocrites, heartless evils of all sorts,

4:23 but not not Zariel's victims.

4:27 Not innocent tieflings.

4:33 Um Half truths and devil packs.

4:41 You're not worth the soil you stand on.

4:45 I deserve that.

4:46 It's Mizora who grants me the power to conjure armor and cast eldritch blast.

4:51 mirror?

4:51 Ooh.

4:52 Before I was infected,

4:53 I could even call hell beasts and summon festering clouds.

4:57 But I promise you, every thrust of my blade and every

5:01 flame I sparked was for the good of the coast.

5:13 Ah, who cares about you, Will?

5:14 You'll freak yourself, man.

5:17 Uh, in the mirror, is it free?

5:19 I don't know the mirror.

5:22 It's here, right?

5:27 Seems simple enough.

5:29 I can't believe this game is 120 years old.

5:31 Grab his old up.

5:31 True.

5:43 Where to next?

5:46 Hmm.

5:46 Let's hope the locals are friendly.

5:49 Hells.

5:49 Be wary.

5:50 It's opened.

5:51 More of those wretched things.

5:53 Get him.

5:54 Let's hope the locals are friendly.

6:00 Saved.

6:00 Good night, Argu.

6:08 Wait, Argu, did I mod you?

6:10 It Is that Beep?

6:14 No, nobody is naked Beep.

6:17 No?

6:18 Oh.

6:19 Wait, then who the hell did I mod?

6:22 I said I was going to mod you.

6:42 All right, well, the channel has been compromised.

6:46 Yeah, new mod.

6:55 Okay, so here's what happened on the last section.

6:58 What the hell?

6:59 Chat, here's what happened on the last section.

7:06 Is it first ball to get the rerun?

7:07 It is not.

7:09 But But this is what happened in the last I mean, it's it's I never finished.

7:12 I played before and I got really far and my YouTube videos were like really,

7:15 really popular and so handsome and sexy as well and so many friends.

7:21 Uh and then I decided to stop playing it for some reason.

7:23 Like some stuff came up and it was taking

7:25 me too long and I wasn't playing other games.

7:27 So, then I stopped.

7:28 Um Why did I get a notification that you're live just now?

7:31 Really?

7:34 Anyway, um uh I never finished it, so I went back and then I was like,

7:42 man, I can't finish the that old run.

7:44 There's too much There's too much here, you know.

7:47 Um so I I would decide to start over and do Dark Urge this time.

7:50 Anyway, so here's what happened.

7:53 Uh we have made contact with the Githyanki.

7:56 All right, we made contact with the Githyanki last time and it was insane.

8:01 We did like it took us like an hour of like freaking trying to finagle

8:05 this this weird interaction and we were able to get like the jump on them,

8:09 knock their weapons out of their hands with the with a command drop weapon

8:13 uh with Shadowheart and then we were

8:16 able to actually play out the actual dialogue.

8:18 And then I cast the Sanctuary spell on Shadowheart and she

8:23 ran in there and grabbed a legendary weapon last night.

8:27 It was insane.

8:30 So that legendary weapon belongs to Lae'zel now.

8:34 So we made Lae'zel a dual wielder and then we got this and we were like,

8:39 okay, well, we got to switch back.

8:40 So we've now switched back to dual to two-hander.

8:43 So now our team is just like big two-handers.

8:46 We gave the Everburn Blade to her.

8:49 We have the Githyanki Githyanki weapon,

8:52 Silver Sword of the Astral Plane on Lae'zel.

8:54 Karlach has the Everburn.

8:58 And uh Astarion actually has the worst weapon.

9:02 Um you know, I am a generous leader of the Loot Council.

9:06 Um and it looks like I have the worst weapon now.

9:10 So that's a thing.

9:13 But it's okay.

9:16 How much damage would this one do?

9:18 So the reason why we want to give her the Githyanki

9:21 weapon is because if when wielded by a Githyanki,

9:24 this weapon deals an additional one to six damage.

9:27 That's pretty sick.

9:28 A Githyanki holding this weapon has advantage on intelligence,

9:30 wisdom, and charisma saving throws.

9:33 Um Resistance to psychic damage and cannot be charmed.

9:36 So like it's actually an insanely overpowered weapon for a Githyanki.

9:41 Did you get mace?

9:42 I also got this mace, shattered flail,

9:45 but this this is a one-handed mace, not for a dual wield.

9:55 Now, it's interesting.

9:59 I was thinking about respeccing Karlach.

10:04 Like if Karlach gets respecced, then I could give the Everburn Blade to him.

10:10 But is is there any world where I'll be able to dual wield the shattered flail?

10:19 Cuz hitting an enemy heals the wielder for one to six hit points,

10:22 but they can go mad if they don't can hit continue hitting an enemy each turn.

10:26 So, I feel like if you could dual wield this as a berserker,

10:28 it would be kind of crazy.

10:36 Dual wielder at level 4, 8, 12.

10:38 Okay, so so maybe I will give this to Karlach.

10:44 And then I'll switch her to that.

10:45 I'll give Everburn to Astarion.

10:53 And then the speedy the speedy rapier or speedy reply.

10:59 Oh, she's not proficient in swords.

11:52 See nothing.

11:55 Soldier?

11:57 No.

11:55 We're about to hit level four, actually.

11:59 Okay, let's go back.

12:02 Bedge.

12:06 Tonight, you can't chase the thoughts

12:08 of that poor girl you killed from your head.

12:11 You wonder what she looked like as she died.

12:14 Squirming, skewed in abject agony.

12:23 Go for a walk to try and stop yourself from retching.

12:26 Sigh dreamily at the fantasy.

12:31 No, I'm a paladin, okay?

12:33 That wasn't me.

12:33 I didn't do that.

12:34 Something is taking over my my thoughts.

12:46 Your body barely complies.

12:49 You feel such rushes from your thoughts of the dead woman.

12:53 Why did she die?

12:55 The mystery gnaws at your pounding heart.

12:59 Me, lord.

13:00 Jubilant day.

13:02 I have found your vile self at last.

13:05 Wait, who's this?

13:08 Skeletus fell.

13:12 Your loyal and ever adoring butler.

13:17 I followed you, my dear rotted master.

13:21 We have been parted so tragically long.

13:23 Thanks, lovebius.

13:26 Um, this is a new character, right?

13:36 I'm in a night I'm in a nightmare, aren't I?

13:40 We are in a place darker than any prison.

13:44 Hotter than any fire, where the souls of the innocent scream in sacred agony.

13:51 Your flayed and putrified heart thump thump.

13:57 I found you following the stench of that bard.

14:05 She reeked across the coast like a piece of dog muck on the road.

14:16 It was bliss to kill her in front of everyone.

14:19 Did you cause me to kill her?

14:21 I didn't kill her.

14:21 It happened while I was asleep.

14:23 Ah, yes.

14:25 The lord has always had some spontaneous little outbursts of joy.

14:32 Anyways, I come once again bearing a part of your dreadful inheritance.

14:44 You earned this iniquitous prize through your great

14:48 show of exceptional violence the other night.

14:53 I'm sure master will be better soon.

14:56 A fellow of your fine breeding is never down for long.

15:02 I cannot wait until your next act of shameless barbarity.

15:10 Ah.

15:16 There will be no more barbarity.

15:17 Death wants everything to do with you, good villain.

15:21 Be true to yourself, my lord.

15:26 Uh I'm planning on it, corridors, but it kind of depends.

15:30 Yeah, dude, the old Baldur's Gate was so good.

15:33 This one's just as good, man.

15:36 So, I'm hoping I'm hoping we can edit this one down, too.

15:39 The Death Stalker Mantle?

15:45 Once per turn, when you kill an enemy,

15:46 shroud yourself in primeval darkness and your opponent is able to two turns.

15:51 What?

15:54 Wait, this actually looks sick.

16:02 I never wanted the easy path.

16:07 I'm I'm still have I'm still have my oath, by the way.

16:20 What do you Put some clothes on.

16:26 There is no escape from my voice.

16:32 There is no escape from your destiny.

16:38 Dude, I jumped off the bridge with her.

16:40 And she didn't die.

16:42 As a strange energy swells around you.

16:46 The many-sided artifact, somehow you understand its compelling presence.

16:53 Oh, that's the artifact.

16:55 Ultimatum Woo, thank you for the 68 months.

17:00 Meow.

17:01 Meow scattered.

17:04 The reckoning draws nigh.

17:12 No, Magneto, cuz I didn't stream on YouTube at the time.

17:15 But now we're going to have everything All my game play throughs,

17:17 everything is on on YouTube forever.

17:21 Uh that voice, those visions, what just happened?

17:24 Uh examine the artifact.

17:26 of power the artifact possesses shows no sign.

17:30 She came back on the bridge.

17:40 Wait.

17:41 What?

17:42 What?

17:42 What?

17:47 What?

17:48 She How did Heading there.

18:03 I did this for a little bit.

18:04 Yeah, man.

18:05 I I hope you enjoy.

18:06 How did What just happened?

18:15 Okay, I did sanctuary again.

18:17 I jumped off and it Did I just break the game again?

18:39 Is this certified S fan play through?

18:40 True.

18:41 Chat, unique S fan play throughs.

18:44 Everything breaks and I don't know why.

18:54 I mean, I'm not going to outrun the githyanki.

19:19 I think that I think they're going to chase me forever.

19:50 Okay, dash.

20:02 So, what sanctuary does, in case you guys don't know,

20:04 it basically makes me immune from anything.

20:07 Can't be targeted by any attacks, any spells, but I will take AoE damage.

20:11 So, like if they hit me with like a explosion, I would still take damage.

20:17 They're trying to run ahead of me.

21:00 Better get to work.

21:03 Okay, I'm going to pull the other guys into in in this fight now.

21:06 Oh, here we go.

21:07 Pulled the other guys in.

21:09 Okay, hopefully I didn't uh bring everybody to their doom.

21:32 Okay.

21:35 So, now Okay.

22:25 I'm going to I'm going to send the spiritual weapon the trident.

22:43 Wait, is she not wearing any armor?

22:47 Are the rest of the guys wearing Wait,

22:48 why is she not Wait, why is she in her camp?

22:57 Oh.

23:01 Transmog.

23:04 Okay.

23:10 So, Gishforeth.

23:15 Well, so much for peace.

23:21 I got your peace right here, pal.

23:27 Okay, so I'm going to make her go into a frenzy.

23:29 Frenzy you gain frenzy strike and rage through you can

23:31 also make an improvised weapon attack as a bonus action.

23:40 So, you going to rage charge.

23:57 I I.

23:58 Oh, wait.

24:06 Okay, I missed.

24:10 Flame.

24:12 I'm fury.

24:13 I'm death.

24:19 Okay, here we go.

24:21 Uh actually, I'm going to wait.

24:24 No, no.

24:25 I I'm going to have her attack first.

24:26 So, we just got this crazy weapon from from that whole fiasco.

24:32 She has a blast.

24:33 She has an attack roll.

24:35 I'm going to give her you get an extra action to use.

24:41 I'm going to hit her with a disarming attack.

24:43 It's 32 damage.

24:47 Yeah, this I'm going to try and disarm her.

24:52 Man, is there a way that I can Wait, no, no.

24:56 Here's what I'll do.

24:57 I'm going to I'm going to take S band.

25:12 Oh, I should have given her Oh, I should have given her Oh, oh, oh.

25:25 I should have given her an encloser's might.

25:26 I thought I wasn't I don't know why I

25:27 thought I wasn't action so it was bonus action.

25:29 That's Um Whatever.

25:50 Okay, Gish for ev.

25:51 I did What is that?

25:53 Eight damage?

25:54 No, I did 12 damage.

25:56 And then hit him with a divine smite on top of that.

25:58 Okay, 13 bonus.

26:03 Ready.

26:05 Okay, I put him at 28.

26:06 All right, here it is.

26:13 Let's see what Lae'zel does.

26:15 The first attack of the new weapon.

26:20 23 damage.

26:24 Action surge.

26:26 You get one per short rest.

26:33 It's the minimum nine.

26:34 Oh, easy.

26:37 Easy.

26:40 Nice.

26:42 Give the Yankee half plate.

26:52 That's medium armor.

26:55 Give Yankee longsword.

27:11 What now?

27:23 Versatile means it could be a two-hander, right?

27:30 The Elvor Durance has yeah.

27:33 Wait, doom?

27:35 Oh wait, they did.

27:44 On my word.

27:46 I must focus.

27:47 I will ascend to it.

27:49 No choice but to keep going.

27:59 Three damage, miss.

28:06 Oh.

28:07 Raider is that damage reduce your damage from a ranged

28:10 weapon by 1 D10 plus your dexterity modifier.

28:14 Okay.

28:16 Zero.

28:18 Nice.

28:19 Dude, Lae'zel is a beast now.

28:22 Let's end this.

28:49 What now?

28:49 plan?

28:54 Can't afford to let up.

29:01 Um Survival is all that matters.

29:19 Divine smite, okay.

29:21 And he really could use a little bit more damage, can't he?

29:24 Okay.

29:32 And then

29:34 Let's finish this.

29:36 Time to That's basically the number one red paladin.

29:38 Yeah, that is true.

29:40 Go on.

29:51 I shouldn't have hit that one.

29:52 Oh, whatever.

29:54 Swift and lethal.

29:59 When did you think of the 15 months?

30:01 Okay, we're going to go in and we're going to cleave both of these guys.

30:09 That's kind of sick, but they're both not dead.

30:12 Um So, that leaves Come to me.

30:19 I Does she have an AoE attack?

30:21 I don't think she does.

30:28 Have to keep going.

30:35 So, I can sanctuary her and and do prayer of healing or sorry, preserve life.

30:43 I will ascend.

30:50 Devicus say Devicus.

31:09 Can't even catch my breath.

31:13 Nice, we leveled.

31:16 Let's go.

31:20 Big level up.

31:23 Level up expo.

31:27 So this is like a level five fight and we just did it at level three by the way.

31:48 My faith will protect me.

31:53 Oh, she's invisible.

32:00 Wait, but isn't this to go to the next act?

32:04 Is this to go to act two, this area?

32:09 On the move.

32:12 Like you can't go back.

32:13 So like it's funny, we're doing this whole thing like way too early.

32:23 Victory awaits.

32:26 What should I do?

32:30 I'm wet.

32:34 Victory awaits.

32:46 Need to stay focused.

32:57 Got to move.

33:09 They're dying for me.

33:11 All of them.

33:13 With haste.

33:15 Close ranks.

33:17 I'm ready.

33:18 Come on.

33:19 Can't stay idle.

33:27 Oh!

33:26 Oh!

33:38 Nintendo!

33:39 Nintendo.

33:45 I won't give in.

33:59 Time to strike.

34:09 And only did six damage?

34:11 Oh, no.

34:13 Oh, no.

34:26 Oh my gosh.

34:31 Let's go.

34:33 Still on my feet.

34:36 Um this is bad.

34:48 Wait, she's dazed.

34:49 That's good.

34:51 Miss.

34:51 Okay.

34:53 Ready for another round?

35:11 Can't give up.

35:16 Take you with me.

35:20 On and on, reckless abandon.

35:32 I am fury.

35:33 I am death.

35:44 All right, this summoning spirit didn't do anything.

35:46 I am fury.

35:47 I am death.

35:50 I won't last much longer like this.

35:52 OH, OH, I I STAND.

35:56 NO.

35:58 OKAY, he's out of the fight.

36:00 Um Wait, this is kind of bad.

36:07 Miss.

36:13 Got to keep fighting.

36:20 Okay, we're going to take a chance here.

36:21 Do I go for the heal?

36:25 Or do I go for the guiding bolt that will

36:28 make them more likely to hit her and kill her?

36:33 This could be a huge mistake.

36:34 I'm going to go for the guiding bolt.

36:39 Nice.

36:41 Shadowheart with the finish.

36:45 What's inside?

36:50 Nice.

36:52 Okay, big level up.

36:55 Okay, Paladin level four.

36:57 Level four is a big one, too.

36:58 Lay on hands charged, nice.

37:01 New feet.

37:18 Man, ability improvement might be really good.

37:40 Are you still queuing for arenas?

37:41 I mean, if I can have people to play

37:43 with, I don't I don't have people to play with.

37:44 I kind of got screwed.

37:50 Athlete, you can go one strength, and then you get uh Actor, alert.

38:05 This last month, the brackets went up like

38:06 200 points while I was traveling and working.

38:14 Weapon master.

38:18 War caster.

38:23 Toughness.

38:26 Tavern brawler, spell sniper, skilled.

38:31 You gain proficiency in three skills of your choice.

38:43 Savage attacker.

38:46 When making melee weapon attacks,

38:48 you roll your damage dice twice and use the highest result.

38:51 Is that not crazy?

38:55 Savage attacker.

39:06 That sounds nuts.

39:09 Resilient, increases your saving throws

39:11 for strength and constitution saving throws.

39:14 Polearm master.

39:17 That was my nickname in college.

39:19 Moderately armored.

39:24 Medium armor suit, while wearing a shield

39:25 you have disadvantage on stealth checks.

39:27 But I already have that.

39:29 Don't I already have I already have that.

39:45 Yeah, I think 18 strength is a big deal.

39:53 I could I I could be like a fighter.

39:55 I mean, this would be kind of crazy.

39:57 Like uh Commander's strike,

39:59 directing allies to strike at other allies as a reaction.

40:01 Make sure they don't hit you.

40:08 Magic initiate, you learn two cantrips from the bard.

40:14 Wait, this could would be cool.

40:38 Cleric.

40:51 That was uh Mage Slayer.

40:56 When a creature casts a spell that melee range,

40:57 you have advantage on any saving throw against it.

41:01 Oh, lucky.

41:04 You you can use luck point again advantage on next ability check.

41:07 You gain three luck points which you can use to gain advantage on attack rolls.

41:15 I feel like athlete is a really good one.

41:20 Lucky is broken.

41:21 Lucky kind of sounds good, but I don't know enough about it.

41:37 Great weapon master.

41:38 When you land a critical hit or kill a target with a melee,

41:39 you can make another melee as a bonus action.

41:41 Oh my gosh.

41:48 You take a minus five penalty to attack rolls to make that every way.

41:50 You said plus one to damage.

41:53 Oh.

41:55 So, great weapon master,

41:56 you have it you have a greater chance to miss by a lot, right?

42:08 Can't be surprised and you get plus one to initiative.

42:20 Dungeon Delver.

42:32 Man, lucky kind of seems broken.

42:34 What is a luck point to gain an advantage?

42:36 Is there a Oh, lucky constantly pops up.

42:54 Okay.

42:56 You know what?

42:56 Let's do great weapon master, but it does kind of I I do wish I had 18 strength.

43:03 But great weapon master seems better than one more strength, right?

43:20 You guys want me to do Twitch integration?

43:24 I feel like if I do Twitch integration,

43:26 you guys are just going to pick all the dumbest options for the dialogues.

43:36 Yeah.

43:42 Wait.

43:43 Seeing you get the sword last night made me

43:44 start Baldur's Gate again for the first time in years.

43:47 Uh so I could roll a Gith fighter.

43:49 Dude, I was actually thinking about that, Davicus.

43:53 I was like, man, if I was a Gith, that'd be crazy.

44:11 Okay, so I'm going to make her a dual wielder.

44:15 You can use two weapon fighting if your weapons aren't light

44:17 and you get a plus one bonus to armor class while wielding weapons.

44:20 You can you cannot dual two-handed weapons.

44:29 You know I don't like Lae'zel either.

44:53 I guess I should make her a great weapon master, too, shouldn't I?

45:17 She has a new cantrip.

45:39 Man, all these cantrips suck.

46:10 Toll the dead.

46:14 Crazy can't be.

46:29 I was thinking of light.

46:34 Prepare spells.

47:09 Prayer of healing.

48:07 So, I want to do an enhanced ability.

48:26 I was so glad we had sanctuary.

48:28 That was kind of crazy.

49:15 Okay, I wonder what I should give her.

49:30 Four hit points every time you take a short rest.

49:31 Okay.

49:33 Lucky.

49:44 Dread.

50:08 War caster or alert?

50:32 Sorcerer.

50:43 Alert is like nice cuz you'll always attack first of Shadowheart.

50:47 So I can cast buffs and stuff if I want to.

50:53 War caster.

50:56 Get advantage on saving throws to maintain concentration.

50:58 You can also use your reaction to cast shocking grasp.

51:15 Is that that good?

51:18 Is that that good?

51:20 Alert's super good?

51:24 I know beat me too.

51:25 Like the the sometimes the sound effects

51:27 in this game like just make me too relaxed.

51:34 Sentinel for paladin you think I should have done?

51:46 Sentinel is like good you're like guarding somebody.

51:51 Two guys, you learn two ritual spells.

51:53 Two ritual spells, speak with the dead.

51:56 I don't know all three.

52:00 No.

52:12 Mobile.

53:08 Yeah, maybe we just make her alert.

53:15 The more I think about it, the more I'm like,

53:17 yeah, maybe she should just be alert.

53:20 Alert, alert.

53:38 You're cowboy positioning.

53:40 Wait, what happened?

53:43 I got a call on here right now.

53:52 Well, I think the best thing is you don't have to project it cuz you see it.

53:55 You know, at both Maryland and Michigan he's playing in both spots.

53:57 He's playing off the ball.

53:59 He's playing on the edge.

54:00 They're playing Ohio State at the goal line.

54:01 He's 3 yd behind the nose and just tracking the football.

54:04 So, you see those different traits.

54:05 So, you want to see him off the ball and kind of see

54:07 how that goes from that transition before you put him anywhere else.

54:10 You could take advantage of more versatility we need

54:12 at the second level than if he's on the edge,

54:14 but um he's certainly capable of playing both.

54:17 Um we're going to we're going to keep him

54:18 at Mike right now and kind of see how that goes.

54:21 I mean, I think it makes sense.

54:30 Yeah, I feel like War Caster isn't very good.

54:32 Maybe Am I being a hater?

54:33 Maybe Maybe I'm being a hater.

54:36 A long way to go still.

54:52 How do you change your uh these?

54:57 On what?

55:04 That's how it is.

55:05 Okay.

56:08 Can trip.

56:42 Can trips.

57:04 Action.

57:05 Knock reaction.

57:19 Main hand attack.

57:22 Lacerate, pommel strike.

57:25 Ranged attack, hamstring shot.

57:30 Cleave.

57:55 Cleave.

58:27 What a charmer.

58:29 Is this Is this done?

58:33 Do you guys Do you guys do this too?

58:34 Like make sure to go and like fix your

58:37 Don't be shy.

58:38 Fix your buttons and stuff.

58:39 Well, well, well.

58:41 Cuz I feel like the default is kind of bad.

58:45 mind and well, in it.

58:47 Let's march.

58:49 Never a dull moment.

58:52 I was going to do it with every character.

58:53 I always forget to do it, actually.

58:59 On and on reckless abandon.

59:10 And rage throw, frenzied strike, melee, lacerate, cleave.

59:34 No.

59:37 Oh, enough waiting.

59:38 I crave blood.

59:40 Oh, enough waiting.

59:42 I crave blood.

59:48 Action, not three action.

59:53 Come on, let's go.

1:00:07 Assume nothing.

1:00:11 Oh, I could go for a good meal.

1:00:14 My kids will be done.

1:00:21 I need this more than you, I think.

1:00:25 What's cooking?

1:00:28 My kids will be done.

1:00:33 I'm trying to make them match as much as possible.

1:00:35 This is might be like kind of the tears might be kicking in.

1:00:44 Just how it is.

1:00:46 Just how it Just how it be sometimes, man.

1:00:49 Just how it be.

1:00:50 Damn, it's good to be alive.

1:01:11 The heck how's I Oh.

1:01:18 On and on.

1:01:20 Why Why is Reckless Abandon stuck in my Freaking Blink 182 song from years ago.

1:01:27 Somebody Twitch extension?

1:01:29 You guys want it?

1:01:29 Hold on.

1:01:30 I'll turn it on right now.

1:01:43 Dashboard.

1:02:02 Wait, the extension is on.

1:02:22 Wait, is the Twitch extension working now?

1:02:25 Somebody last night built that.

1:02:26 Yeah.

1:02:28 You got Texas Tech QB?

1:02:29 Wait, what happened?

1:02:36 Whatever comes, I'm ready.

1:02:41 I'm going to put all my heels up here.

1:03:13 You lost a bet?

1:03:14 Ooh.

1:03:22 I'd love to.

1:03:23 Thanks.

1:03:24 There's no time to waste.

1:03:26 Everything is clear.

1:05:27 How do I put a spell back if I dropped it?

1:05:30 Is it here?

1:05:33 There it is.

1:06:12 Flackets will be done.

1:06:38 Wits and blades always sharp.

1:06:43 Action, not reaction.

1:06:57 Is Gracie getting fixed?

1:06:58 Not exactly, but it's holding over for now.

1:07:01 Hey, hope.

1:07:02 Okay, sorry.

1:07:03 I think we're good.

1:07:04 Let's move.

1:07:07 On and on.

1:07:08 On air and on.

1:07:13 I think we're good.

1:07:15 Let's talk to Lae'zel, see what she says.

1:07:16 trembles.

1:07:17 Your parasite wriggles.

1:07:19 Lae'zel sees your memories of your confrontation with Kith'rak Voss.

1:07:24 Voss?

1:07:25 You still Kith'rak knight supreme, an honorable warrior, Vlaakith's finest.

1:07:32 I am impressed.

1:07:33 He wanted your head, yet it remains firmly atop your shoulders.

1:07:37 What's up, my man?

1:07:38 A lesser man would be adorning the road as a shredded corpse.

1:07:47 Texas Tech quarterback ineligible for gambling

1:07:50 might have to enter the supplementary draft.

1:07:52 Oh my gosh.

1:07:54 Crazy.

1:07:55 I seem to seem sleepy.

1:07:56 Yeah, I mean, it's just like I was just super focused.

1:07:59 Uh impressive.

1:08:00 That's the nicest thing you ever said to me.

1:08:02 If by nice, you mean truthful, then consider me positively pleasant.

1:08:08 Now, to Unless, of course,

1:08:10 you'd rather sprout waxy tendrils where there were no tendrils before.

1:08:19 By the way, I turned on the Twitch integration.

1:08:21 What does it do?

1:08:23 And if Voss finds us before then?

1:08:25 Keep me at your side, and I will invoke protocol.

1:08:29 It is my people's duty to aid infected githyanki.

1:08:33 Had I been traveling with you, we might have avoided the knight's fury.

1:08:45 We might have avoid Oh, so she's pissed because So,

1:08:48 she's mad because we fought them.

1:09:04 I turned Are you sure crashes are our only path to cure?

1:09:10 Entirely.

1:09:10 I was as devoted to my studies as I was to my training.

1:09:13 Each crash contains a safest purification device.

1:09:17 So, I learned from the writings in the Calais library.

1:09:21 The library was a gift from Vlaakith herself,

1:09:24 that we may gain total understanding.

1:09:31 Star Citizen community is still talking about you and your community.

1:09:34 Wait, really?

1:09:35 Where?

1:09:35 Cool crazy guy.

1:09:39 Oh, you can't choose dialogue from the Twitch generation.

1:09:42 Okay.

1:09:44 We can see the quest in inventory.

1:09:45 Oh, okay, nice.

1:09:51 Books are fallible, as are those who write them.

1:09:54 That's right.

1:09:55 Hey, that's what I'm talking about, brother.

1:09:57 Books are fallible.

1:09:59 it is etched into stone.

1:10:01 Truth as perfect as the queen who decreed it.

1:10:05 Countless scholars roam the astral sea and beyond,

1:10:09 observing the ways of our lessers,

1:10:11 exploring planes so distant or it turns to chaos and cold fires rage.

1:10:18 The planes are ever quaking and their peoples ever shifting.

1:10:23 The githyanki possess an eternity of knowledge.

1:10:27 Yet, we still collect more.

1:10:29 Infinities upon infinities.

1:11:03 Uh we're still looking more infinites more infinites.

1:11:09 Do you know much about my players?

1:11:12 My passive mystery could the parasite have caused that.

1:11:15 Ceremorphosis takes all of you.

1:11:17 Mind, body, soul.

1:11:20 An ordinary tadpole would eat at your memories until they were lost to the void.

1:11:24 But our tadpoles are far from ordinary.

1:11:28 I wonder if another factor's in play.

1:12:01 Wait, what is this?

1:12:03 Oh, and this is starts in Marine light and pillars trying to talk level.

1:12:09 Wait, that's so interesting.

1:12:15 I sent that guy video in the stream chat the sources and bird.

1:12:18 Send me some I'll also check it out.

1:12:19 Epic of True.

1:12:22 Hey, thanks again for the $50.

1:12:52 Wait, what are these things?

1:12:53 Community first, obviously the crowdfunding start.

1:12:55 Wait, chat, my ego is insane.

1:12:57 Uh, people are talking about me, that makes me happy.

1:13:01 It's a Reddit thread.

1:13:04 It's got me to buy and download the game.

1:13:05 We'll see how long it lasts, but it looks fun.

1:13:06 We should know the biggest guy.

1:13:13 No, I mean, I had a good time playing it.

1:13:15 I mean, I I don't really know anything about it other than like

1:13:19 a lot of people complained about it because it was like super expensive,

1:13:21 but that's pretty much like the extent of what I know.

1:13:27 That's cool, though.

1:13:28 I mean, I feel like anytime you have a game like

1:13:32 this, like you have a very like tight-knit community, you know?

1:13:40 Last thing Asmon wants is democracy for chat.

1:13:42 True.

1:13:43 That's right, this is a dictatorship.

1:13:46 I should mind my step.

1:13:49 What's in here?

1:13:54 This guy says in-game repair was going to craft

1:13:56 some of cash on hasn't even been released.

1:13:58 I mean, here's my honest opinion on on anything like that.

1:14:02 Uh, people can spend their money however they want to.

1:14:12 And if Oh my gosh, I'm encumbered.

1:14:18 People can spend their money however they want to.

1:14:20 And people can like the value of the dollar is very individual, okay?

1:14:30 So, like how much is a dollar worth to you is really

1:14:36 the only thing that matters anytime you're looking at this kind of stuff.

1:14:39 Now, what you're paying for, I don't know this, but I'm from my understanding,

1:14:46 it's like whenever people like have games like that, they'll like pay

1:14:48 for cosmetics and they'll pay for this thing or that thing and it's like,

1:14:51 yeah, the game hasn't quote released yet.

1:14:53 It's still in early access,

1:14:55 but that's what they want to spend their money on, right?

1:14:57 And they're still spending their money

1:14:58 on something that they that they currently enjoy.

1:15:00 Now, uh especially after the whole like actual creation fiasco,

1:15:05 like I mean, it's the same thing that I said before.

1:15:09 You can spend your money however you want,

1:15:11 but like you just have to know all these things, right?

1:15:13 That there's a chance that the game quote never releases or whatever.

1:15:17 But you have to you have to think of what you're spending

1:15:19 your money on is this is not a permanent thing that you're buying.

1:15:22 You're paying for something that you can use at this exact moment

1:15:25 in time and you don't really know how long you're going to have it.

1:15:27 So, yeah.

1:15:30 You just you just have to know all these things, you know?

1:15:33 Um Like if I if I didn't have the money

1:15:40 to spend on something and I didn't care a lot about it,

1:15:42 I probably wouldn't you know?

1:15:46 I would only spend it like if I'm like, okay,

1:15:48 let's say this game costs $50 and I'm going to play it for a week.

1:15:51 Well, I mean, you spend $50 to have like 20 hours of fun.

1:15:57 Maybe that's worth it to you, right?

1:15:59 Maybe it's not.

1:16:00 It just it just all comes down to like what you're interested in.

1:16:14 Uh I'll again enjoy my Vegas less than dollars with an turn of dollars spent.

1:16:16 So, with actual dollars spent, 275 and got almost 5,000 hours of play time.

1:16:19 So, I got my money's worth at 275.

1:16:21 Yeah, no, dude, I So,

1:16:23 I used my my ratio was $1 for 1 hour of fun or 1 hour of entertainment.

1:16:29 That was my ratio what my ratio used to be like in high school.

1:16:32 So, like if you went to the movies,

1:16:35 like the movies would be like Let's say Let's say you

1:16:37 see a movie and the movie's like let's say 2 2 long.

1:16:41 And a ticket's like $10.

1:16:42 I don't know, $10 to go to the movies.

1:16:45 Um Now, you would say that's like a bad ratio, right?

1:16:50 But, it's not because whenever you go to a movie,

1:16:55 you're not just paying to watch the movie for 2 hours.

1:16:57 It's like the whole experience of having seen that movie and then

1:16:59 the discussion that comes afterwards and the jokes and the talking about it.

1:17:03 And that memory, like so seeing that film kind of it's an investment.

1:17:11 It's an It's an investment in entertainment, okay?

1:17:14 So, it's like yeah, like you'll still talk about it with your friends or you'll

1:17:16 still like say the one-liners from the funny

1:17:18 movie for like years to come, right?

1:17:20 Um So, that's why it's like watching a movie is like straight up,

1:17:26 it's like not worth or that wasn't like worth,

1:17:28 but it was like a really funny movie, like yeah, like it was great, you know.

1:17:32 Like I went and saw The Dictator twice.

1:17:35 Welcome to Wakanda's wrath.

1:17:36 in theaters.

1:17:37 West

1:17:37 I saw it with two different groups of friends cuz it was so damn funny, right?

1:17:39 Is that what I just do that?

1:17:41 Let's have a look.

1:17:43 Smoke.

1:17:44 Something's burning.

1:17:51 For only $6 a month, you can get 160 hours of content worth it.

1:17:54 True.

1:17:55 Yeah, like for example, chat,

1:17:56 you get a sub to my channel and think about how many hours

1:18:00 of ads that you avoid by being subscribed to this channel, you know?

1:18:04 Poop president, thank you for the Twitch Prime, by the way.

1:18:07 Think about how much money you save and how much time you save

1:18:10 and how much additional entertainment you have

1:18:13 from being subscribed to this channel, you know?

1:18:17 And on top of that, it directly goes back into supporting

1:18:21 the stream and investing into the stream and doing more cool,

1:18:25 fun, exciting things for the stream.

1:18:27 So, it's just even more better content for you at the end of the day, you know?

1:18:36 It's such a good deal, I'm double subbed.

1:18:38 Yep, that's that's what I'm talking about.

1:18:45 Yep, that is what I'm talking about.

1:18:48 Sippy cup, thank you for the 6 months.

1:18:50 Thank you, dude.

1:18:51 Thank you Sippy cup.

1:18:58 Okay.

1:19:08 Let's get on with it.

1:19:09 Okay, so I don't want to get on I don't want to get

1:19:11 on to the I don't want to go to the next spot.

1:19:17 Martin, thank you for the Twitch Prime.

1:19:19 Thank you for subscribing with your Amazon Prime account for free.

1:19:21 Thank you, dude.

1:19:26 How do I get down?

1:19:36 Should we rescue Halsin?

1:19:47 Well, Uh yeah, you know what?

1:19:50 We should probably go to the burning house, shouldn't we?

1:19:56 I think I want to go there with Will.

1:19:58 If I remember right, Will had something there.

1:20:00 So, I'll save that.

1:20:03 Is your first play through?

1:20:03 I did half of it and I didn't finish.

1:20:13 Whatever, we'll go we'll go save people in the burning house.

1:20:16 May I have a little conversation?

1:20:21 Hear the unsleeping eyes.

1:20:23 Any gift is the might to carry this burden.

1:20:26 Grant me the faith to face darkness without fear.

1:20:29 Thank you, Hannabads.

1:20:30 Thank you for the five gifted.

1:20:34 So, we're going to play the multiple Nice, dude.

1:20:36 Yeah, it's just so long it makes it hard

1:20:38 to hard to stream like a whole play through, but yeah.

1:20:42 Baldurian, looks like he was he wasn't cut out to be a flaming fist.

1:20:46 coward would speak ill of the fallen.

1:20:48 Would that the arrow had pierced your heart instead?

1:20:52 Oh, my bad.

1:20:56 I'll step forward.

1:21:04 Uh what happened?

1:21:06 Drow and goblins slaughtered the lot.

1:21:09 Please, just leave me be.

1:21:13 Thank you, Hannah Bass, for the five gifted.

1:21:14 Thank you, Martin.

1:21:15 Thank you, everybody.

1:21:16 Thank you for the subs, man.

1:21:19 Yeah, you can sell all those Sfan one-liners to your friends.

1:21:21 Frick.

1:21:23 Keep it together.

1:21:26 I hear shouting.

1:21:27 Someone needs help.

1:21:30 We'll never put this fire out.

1:21:32 You're better off helping anyone trapped inside.

1:21:37 Oh, wait.

1:21:41 If I Can I leave and come back?

1:21:43 What am I to do?

1:21:45 I should have gotten the conjure water spell.

1:21:58 They die?

1:22:00 This way.

1:22:11 Can anyone hear me, please?

1:22:12 Go to camp.

1:22:14 Let's march.

1:22:16 If you insist.

1:22:18 Hey.

1:22:22 I can't help feeling having a devil in our camp will

1:22:25 I'll be delighted.

1:22:27 Though, someone else will need to watch the cook pot, of course.

1:22:30 Wonderful.

1:22:34 You have my attention.

1:22:37 And we're going to level up Gale.

1:22:40 And we're going to make him conjure water.

1:22:44 Can trip, acid splash.

1:22:48 Booming blade.

1:22:58 Gain advantage on charisma checks.

1:23:01 Yeah, I'm I'm making him like an enchanter and he's going

1:23:03 to do like he's going to do like CC and buffs and stuff.

1:23:16 I think that's cool RP for Gale.

1:23:20 Um conjure water.

1:23:23 Can he conjure water?

1:23:29 He's a water boy.

1:23:30 Yeah, he is.

1:23:35 Wait, can he not enlarge reduce?

1:23:58 I think I'm going to have him enlarge and reduce.

1:24:41 Close a door or container with a magical lock.

1:24:44 It can no longer be locked.

1:24:45 Wait, actually I kind of want that.

1:24:48 Arcane lock.

1:24:51 Magic initiate sorcerer.

1:24:58 Can a sorcerer make water?

1:25:01 Can a druid make Okay, druid can conjure water.

1:25:12 Cleric can also make water.

1:25:16 Cleric.

1:25:25 Can a bard make water?

1:25:26 No.

1:25:40 Okay, I can make him druid water.

1:25:43 Calls for the rain or just for water base druid.

1:25:45 Wait, what?

1:25:55 Now, cleric brings things in new guidance.

1:26:00 Light, produce flame.

1:26:03 Resistance.

1:26:07 I feel like druid.

1:26:19 I don't need these.

1:26:26 No, I have been using scrolls.

1:26:29 Wait, do you think I might have a scroll of water learning?

1:26:35 Arcane lock is top comedy.

1:26:36 I think it'd be funny.

1:26:40 Is there a water can trip?

1:27:21 Blade Ward.

1:27:41 Yeah, I think cleric I go Blade Ward.

1:27:45 This looks I mean that's kind of enchant-ery.

1:27:48 I go with like an abliterative.

1:27:51 Though that is Create or destroy water.

1:28:53 There's no fire damage.

1:29:06 Yeah, whatever.

1:29:15 Gale's probably going to end up needing a respec.

1:29:23 Is there a button to merge all the inventories?

1:29:35 Cannot afford to stay idle.

1:29:37 If there's like a scroll of make water, I'm going to be so pissed.

1:30:14 Okay.

1:30:13 Now, there's no good scrolls.

1:30:16 Okay.

1:30:17 Uh let's let's go let's leave camp.

1:30:28 Wait.

1:30:43 What's up for discussion?

1:30:45 The tracks converge.

1:30:46 From here they went down.

1:30:48 Wait, did they die?

1:30:49 I'm so confused.

1:30:54 We can't slow down.

1:30:58 She just care when we would be reckless.

1:31:00 She just certainty when we would have doubt.

1:31:02 So, what is Wait, hold on.

1:31:03 I want to go back.

1:31:28 She just certainty when we would I must keep going.

1:31:46 I better do as they're talking.

1:31:49 I can't.

1:31:49 Having a devil in our camp will certainly I'll be delighted.

1:31:53 Though, someone else will need to watch Badger.

1:31:57 Quite ready for you.

1:32:01 Salutations.

1:33:16 That Zathisk you mentioned intrigues me.

1:33:19 Care to tell me a bit more?

1:33:24 Okay.

1:33:24 An intricate device crafted by Melania, our most gifted artisans.

1:33:29 I understand.

1:33:35 Wait.

1:33:37 A little

1:33:38 I hear shouting.

1:33:39 Key of the Unsleeping Eyes, grant me the

1:33:42 A massacre.

1:33:43 Please, just leave me be.

1:33:48 Wait.

1:33:52 How come Hold on.

1:33:58 Ha Wait.

1:33:59 I'm so confused.

1:34:00 What happened?

1:34:01 God help allow us peace in this place.

1:34:04 Does it have to do with how many God sake.

1:34:07 Look what they did to him.

1:34:09 That could have been me.

1:34:11 So so hold on.

1:34:12 Does this happen no matter what if you go back to camp?

1:34:24 So it happens with however many times you go back to camp.

1:36:34 On I go.

1:36:40 Okay, I'm trying to figure out a way that I can avoid this.

1:36:44 Hurry, we don't have much time.

1:36:46 I hear shouting.

1:36:47 Someone needs help.

1:36:54 Can I just go back?

1:36:58 I swear.

1:37:02 Okay, hold on.

1:37:03 I wonder what the next move is.

1:37:06 Copper for your thoughts.

1:37:12 Oh my gosh.

1:37:16 Really?

1:37:15 Really?

1:37:16 If you insist.

1:37:18 Okay, I send her back to camp.

1:37:35 How many die today?

1:37:39 trying.

1:37:38 How many die tomorrow?

1:37:46 Don't waste a step.

1:37:49 Okay.

1:37:51 Okay, so I keep Shadowheart and Lae'zel here.

1:37:59 One day I'll catch a break.

1:38:02 I ungrouped, kept Shadowheart and Lae'zel there.

1:38:05 Speak lightly.

1:38:07 A rough having a devil in our camp will Where Which way to the nearest library?

1:38:14 Lost in thought.

1:38:16 We're going to take him.

1:38:17 We're going to teach him conjure water.

1:40:07 Sorry, I was getting distracted by something.

1:40:10 Uh okay, sorry.

1:40:11 Uh something caught my eye and I have to I have to go take a look at it.

1:40:21 My mind never quiet.

1:40:25 Okay.

1:40:24 So, we got it.

1:40:25 We are back.

1:40:26 We five-headed this, okay?

1:40:29 I must.

1:40:35 So, hopefully this works.

1:40:39 Blocked doors.

1:40:41 Wait, okay.

1:40:42 So, what if I do arcane lock and they can't open this anymore?

1:40:46 I'm just kidding.

1:40:47 Imagine.

1:40:49 What you waving got could be inside.

1:40:51 Don't just stand there.

1:40:52 Push.

1:41:00 Uh

1:40:59 We're dead if we don't get through.

1:41:05 Such a headache.

1:41:07 What you waving got could be inside.

1:41:09 Don't just stand there.

1:41:10 So, last time I played this, uh I want to I showed up they were all dead.

1:41:15 Let it a rally.

1:41:16 Wait, strength push against the wreckage.

1:41:18 Paladin's strength, let out a rallying cry as you help the fist push onward.

1:41:23 Okay.

1:41:25 Oh, paladin gives you advantage.

1:41:28 Okay.

1:41:29 And then we'll get guidance.

1:41:30 Oh, I got this easy.

1:41:31 This is I mean two rolls to get over 10.

1:41:33 Yeah, easy.

1:41:35 Easy.

1:41:38 Do all that and still didn't bother to bring Will?

1:41:42 Yeah, freak Will.

1:41:46 Inside, hurry.

1:41:48 We don't have much time.

1:41:50 Severus Snape is a good man, dude.

1:41:52 Can't hear me?

1:41:54 Can't hear Stay where you are.

1:41:58 Helping those fists for sure, yeah.

1:42:00 Triple O O O O.

1:42:03 Not like that.

1:42:05 move.

1:42:07 Can't hear me?

1:42:11 Ah.

1:42:10 Can't hear Can't hear Okay.

1:42:16 So, we're going to go with Directly.

1:42:20 him.

1:42:25 How do we even do this?

1:42:28 Forthwith.

1:42:28 Let's see if Let's see if the conjure water works.

1:42:35 Help.

1:42:34 Wait, what?

1:42:35 It doesn't even work?

1:42:43 Help.

1:42:43 Anyone?

1:42:44 I'm in here.

1:42:46 In here.

1:42:49 Wait.

1:42:49 The Wait, so that whole

1:43:03 Help.

1:43:10 Most excellent.

1:43:14 Where am I?

1:43:17 What's going on?

1:43:19 What path lies before me?

1:43:23 This feels like What the heck?

1:43:24 This feels like um Final Fantasy VII whenever you're

1:43:28 running away from the Turks after you first see Aerith.

1:43:32 The heat coming off that door.

1:43:34 Opening it could spell trouble.

1:43:38 Okay.

1:43:51 I'm ready.

1:43:52 I'm trapped.

1:44:06 Wait.

1:44:05 I'm trapped.

1:44:08 No one stopped me yet.

1:44:15 Ah.

1:44:15 Wait.

1:44:16 Get me out.

1:44:21 I'm trapped.

1:44:26 I'm ready.

1:44:28 Wouldn't I just do this?

1:44:33 What's next?

1:44:36 Kind of sanctuary.

1:44:38 And go.

1:44:45 Oh, I'll still take damage from AOEs, I think.

1:44:51 Wait.

1:44:52 He Wait, what?

1:44:53 He died as soon as Okay, hold on.

1:45:00 We're going back.

1:45:02 This is This is a freaking Yeah.

1:45:17 Just break the doors?

1:45:22 My faith protects me.

1:45:26 Still in control.

1:45:28 Glad you waiting guard could be inside.

1:45:30 Don't just stand there.

1:45:31 Push.

1:45:37 Inside.

1:45:38 Okay, we can in.

1:45:41 Hello, can you hear me?

1:45:42 I hear you.

1:45:46 We don't have much time.

1:45:47 Find her.

1:45:48 Okay, I think we split up.

1:45:50 Looking ahead.

1:45:52 The heat coming off that door.

1:45:55 Opening it could spell trouble.

1:46:08 I can't move.

1:46:11 Someone help.

1:46:11 I'll see you in the thing.

1:46:13 Without delay.

1:46:21 Seek and you shall find me.

1:46:24 Let's explore.

1:46:28 Liege of the bottom.

1:46:31 Okay.

1:46:30 Untrue way.

1:46:37 I will be heard.

1:46:44 Help.

1:46:44 Let me work my magic.

1:46:48 Okay.

1:46:47 Adventure forth.

1:46:50 Don't open the door.

1:46:54 Please.

1:46:56 Instead.

1:46:55 This world that ends.

1:47:00 Will you save me?

1:47:01 Get me out.

1:47:08 Okay.

1:47:14 It said don't open the door, so I broke the other door.

1:47:21 In here.

1:47:22 Help.

1:47:22 that?

1:47:24 Can anyone hear me?

1:47:27 Please.

1:47:38 In here.

1:47:39 On the double.

1:47:41 Okay, that's one damage.

1:47:43 Come on.

1:47:46 Okay, that's still What's up, Frag Monkey?

1:48:06 Long time no see, man.

1:48:11 Help.

1:48:12 I know.

1:48:14 Can anyone hear me?

1:48:15 We must speak.

1:48:17 Not now.

1:48:20 Okay.

1:48:21 Wretched thing.

1:48:22 The hell?

1:48:22 Okay.

1:48:23 Pull yourself together.

1:48:35 Walking death.

1:48:38 Stop wasting time.

1:48:40 You're in my way.

1:48:42 Not now.

1:48:46 Cutting to the open If you break any door is okay.

1:48:50 We can talk when you get me up.

1:48:53 Okay, okay, okay.

1:48:56 Come.

1:48:56 I'm afraid proper thanks must wait.

1:48:58 What?

1:48:58 Didn't you just say Okay.

1:49:01 So, that's one.

1:49:04 How many people are there to save?

1:49:09 I bet this one explodes.

1:49:13 Okay.

1:49:16 No.

1:49:17 Someone help.

1:49:31 Fresh air.

1:49:32 I have to save the other guys.

1:49:34 Your boldness is a blessing.

1:49:37 I'm in your debt.

1:49:38 Counselor, are you all right?

1:49:40 There's 10 Wait, I have to save 10 people?

1:49:42 more than mere fire to break me, Eva.

1:49:45 Now, listen close, Fist.

1:49:47 Gauntlet, report to the manor and save the Duke.

1:49:50 that accident.

1:49:51 We must find the Duke.

1:49:53 On your command, counselor.

1:49:55 No, we have to save the other guy.

1:49:57 Count the dead.

1:49:59 Take word of their sacrifice to the city.

1:50:02 And you, I must ask again for your aid.

1:50:06 11, but you saved her, so 10?

1:50:08 Rescue Ravengard from his drow captors.

1:50:11 The council will reward you for your effort.

1:50:14 May I trust you'll see it through.

1:50:18 Um Ravengard, I know that name.

1:50:29 He is much beloved by the city, isn't he?

1:50:32 indeed.

1:50:32 He's the invisible force holding Baldur's Gate together.

1:50:35 Without him, the city faces collapse.

1:50:40 In fact, I fear that may have been the intention of those who abducted him.

1:50:46 On my oath, I will see Paladin or I

1:50:48 will see Duke Ravengard rescued and his captors vanquished.

1:50:51 And should your courage falter, remember the Duke's generosity.

1:50:55 Go.

1:50:56 You should pick up the drow trail with ease.

1:50:59 I will seek reinforcements at Fist, to work.

1:51:05 One of the grand dukes captured you and you receive What is this?

1:51:08 Sparky points?

1:51:09 The Jolt Shooter.

1:51:16 Where's that?

1:51:35 Wait, the spell sparkler?

1:51:40 I think guys told help.

1:51:45 Do I want to get this?

1:51:48 Can I Can I wear it?

1:51:49 Can I use a trident in the off hand?

1:51:59 Cuz I feel like I want to use spell sparkler on Gale.

1:52:04 Or I use sparky points on Karlach dual wielding.

1:52:24 What do you guys think?

1:52:28 There's a lightning charge.

1:52:39 Yeah, but versatile means that it can I don't really understand.

1:52:43 Is it like two hand or one hand?

1:53:09 Help.

1:53:09 Anyone?

1:53:11 I'm in here.

1:53:19 You know what?

1:53:19 I'm going to go I'm going to get the staff.

1:53:27 Yeah, it was ripe with magic.

1:53:38 Can't give up now.

1:53:39 With haste.

1:53:42 Someone help.

1:54:04 Okay.

1:54:06 Oh.

1:54:09 Please.

1:54:12 I need a quick word.

1:54:17 The fire.

1:54:19 Hurry.

1:54:20 Get this thing off me.

1:54:25 Uh find leverage.

1:54:28 Brace yourself to lift the wreckage.

1:54:36 That'll be fine.

1:54:37 I don't need to use that.

1:54:39 Nice.

1:54:46 Almost.

1:54:58 Thank you.

1:54:59 Thank you.

1:55:07 Find a way out.

1:55:09 Wait, what?

1:55:10 He's not Why is he knocked down?

1:55:13 Keep moving, dammit.

1:55:22 One with the weave.

1:55:24 I'm ready.

1:55:30 So much to do everyone.

1:55:32 Mary.

1:55:37 Mary.

1:55:40 Oh, no.

1:55:41 I've got to think ahead.

1:55:43 Light on my feet.

1:55:49 Mary.

1:55:50 No.

1:55:52 Gods, no, no, no.

1:55:55 You should have stayed.

1:55:58 You should have been with me.

1:56:02 How did you two get separated?

1:56:04 I was in our room.

1:56:06 We had a fight.

1:56:08 If I just kept my mouth shut about that bloody dowry,

1:56:11 she'd still she'd still be here.

1:56:19 What was that about a dowry?

1:56:21 It was for her sister's wedding.

1:56:23 I made a stupid joke about keeping it.

1:56:26 We argued about it for hours.

1:56:28 Then she took the dowry and left.

1:56:31 She said I'd never see her again.

1:56:34 She was right.

1:56:37 It's not you.

1:56:38 There's no way you could have known.

1:56:39 I'm sorry, Mary.

1:56:41 I'm so sorry.

1:56:44 Please.

1:56:45 Just go.

1:56:46 I need a moment with her.

1:57:17 I should speak up.

1:57:22 Compass is rising.

1:57:24 It's claiming all the everything you find is at your disposal.

1:57:29 Oh.

1:57:46 More for me.

1:57:50 This is too much to bear.

1:57:54 Let's get you Cure.

1:57:58 Wait, where's the thing in here that is a chest?

1:58:04 People of the sword coast arms and Okay, whatever.

1:58:08 Fading fast.

1:58:10 I must heal.

1:58:33 There won't be another warning.

1:58:46 Wait.

1:58:48 Where's the chest that I need to find?

1:59:16 Oh, it's a puzzle.

1:59:24 A long way from Waterdeep.

1:59:45 To new horizons.

2:00:12 Is it in this room or the other room?

2:00:17 Cuz the orc lady we we already saved her.

2:00:31 Okay, so This burning room?

2:00:47 What am I to do?

2:00:58 Bro.

2:01:27 No more waiting.

2:01:29 I crave blood.

2:01:33 Repositioning.

2:01:45 My faith will guide me.

2:01:54 Okay, so I'm going to go sanctuary on Sylvanas.

2:02:04 At least things have stayed interesting.

2:02:06 But I think he'll still take AoE damage, won't he?

2:02:11 These boots have seen everything.

2:02:41 No time to tarry.

2:02:46 Action, not reaction.

2:02:48 What's next?

2:02:50 Intestines throb.

2:02:53 Blood whispers.

2:02:56 Maybe I need more buckets.

2:02:59 Moving in.

2:03:26 Is there any other chest?

2:03:54 Mhm, I hope you taste.

2:03:58 Wave save me.

2:04:00 Cannot take

2:04:06 Wits and blades always sharp.

2:04:10 I'll press on.

2:04:17 I ought to speak.

2:04:24 Oh, action, not reaction.

2:04:27 He of the unsleeping eyes grant me the might to carry this burden.

2:04:33 Why did you make me wear this cuz the kinetic energy is kind of funny.

2:04:36 fear.

2:04:40 Uh my condolences.

2:04:43 never have been here in the first place.

2:04:46 I'm the one that talked him into joining the fist.

2:04:53 A massacre.

2:04:55 When he saw this

2:04:57 be.

2:04:58 Okay, well this whole thing was kind of weird.

2:05:00 Um I think I made it weird, but it's okay.

2:05:07 Is there anything else interesting?

2:05:36 Hmm, let's see.

2:05:55 Is that blood?

2:05:57 No.

2:05:58 Not mine.

2:06:03 Gilded chest.

2:06:04 Could be trouble now.

2:06:07 Oh my gosh.

2:06:20 Ah, excellent choice.

2:06:21 Let's chat.

2:06:23 Certainly.

2:06:32 Best be on my way.

2:06:35 Okay, we'll use Astarion cuz I think he's a thief.

2:06:38 What troubles?

2:06:39 Well, obviously I would, but you have so many Take Shadowheart's place.

2:06:46 How delicious.

2:07:08 Hm?

2:07:10 Okay, I level up, replace but what if I don't want to replace a spell?

2:07:17 No friendship.

2:07:27 I don't have to.

2:07:28 Can I add just add a spell?

2:07:41 Is there something here that's going to make me like good at being a thief?

2:07:47 Former skilled gain proficiency in three skills.

2:08:26 Well, I'm going to give him a 18 decks.

2:08:34 Spell expert.

2:08:42 Martial adept.

2:08:46 Mobile performer.

2:08:48 Polearm master.

2:08:50 Ritual caster, sentinel, sharpshooter.

2:08:57 Uh ranged weapon did not receive Okay.

2:08:59 Ranged weapon attacks with a non-proficient weapon minus five.

2:09:06 Spell sniper.

2:09:11 Um I think I think we just need to go with athlete.

2:09:18 I think we just go I think we just go athlete.

2:09:20 What's his strength scales?

2:09:30 Okay, so we go here.

2:09:31 in more interesting times.

2:09:33 Well, hello.

2:09:37 It's funny Astarion has more more health than everybody else.

2:09:43 Okay.

2:09:43 Um Lock pick.

2:10:00 Over here.

2:10:01 Okay, wait.

2:10:01 While we're at it,

2:10:02 Here we go.

2:10:03 let's have Shadowheart replace Lae'zel or Gale.

2:10:06 I hope Mizora flies into the blades of a windmill

2:10:08 for It seems like you have ample company already.

2:10:12 Need

2:10:20 Okay, lock pick.

2:10:25 Security plus weight.

2:10:27 What?

2:10:31 Let's get on with it.

2:10:37 Is it because she's not close enough?

2:11:03 This will help.

2:11:08 Okay, we give him guidance and then now we do lock pick.

2:11:14 All right, total bonus 7 to 10.

2:11:16 This Okay, after all that we should be fine.

2:11:19 Okay.

2:11:37 Okay, another thief's tools.

2:11:38 Okay.

2:11:39 Plus four, plus four.

2:11:41 Nice, nice.

2:11:42 Okay, good.

2:11:43 Save.

2:11:53 Gilded chest.

2:11:54 Is this the dowry?

2:11:56 Hammer haft, hammer haft.

2:12:00 A two-handed maul, shockwave.

2:12:03 Gold.

2:12:05 Mars amber ice wine.

2:12:12 Don't touch me.

2:12:14 Down to touch me.

2:12:19 Don't touch what you can't afford.

2:12:23 What's next, I wonder?

2:12:27 Is someone there?

2:12:32 Okay, so we give her now the silver sword of the astral plane.

2:12:35 What now?

2:12:41 going to switch.

2:12:48 Keep a blade close.

2:12:53 What a day.

2:12:57 Lacket's will be done.

2:12:59 Still alive.

2:13:00 So that's progress.

2:13:04 Wait.

2:13:05 Where's the mace?

2:13:26 What?

2:13:41 Mhm, 2d6+ 3.

2:13:44 2d6 Uh, mhm.

2:13:49 When the weird jumps, they deal Oh, wait, that's kind of cool.

2:13:54 You're a jumper.

2:13:59 But this isn't very good.

2:14:15 Careful, I'm hurt.

2:14:16 Let's get going.

2:14:21 Copper for your thoughts.

2:14:25 Looks like your troops all troop up.

2:14:32 Okay.

2:14:32 Karlach, okay, so I'm changing Karlach.

2:14:34 We're going to give her Everburn Blade to Asfand.

2:14:42 Okay, so he has he has that now.

2:14:44 Lae'zel has the the freaking beast.

2:14:47 Whatever comes.

2:14:48 Shadowheart, just going to you know, whatever you do.

2:15:02 I mean, does she need a shield?

2:15:18 Shouldn't we wish to live in more interesting times?

2:15:29 Assume nothing.

2:15:33 Mhm.

2:16:01 Okay, now that she's a dual wielder,

2:16:03 we're going to give her the Shattered Flail.

2:16:10 And the speedy reply.

2:16:12 Ooh.

2:16:14 Okay.

2:16:15 Whoever hits an enemy with this weapon they gain momentum for two turns.

2:16:18 Whoever hits heals a little bit.

2:16:21 All right.

2:16:25 Yeah, so she's a freaking berserker now.

2:16:29 Like an actual berserker that goes berserk.

2:16:32 go still.

2:16:34 Time to get to be alive.

2:16:43 I wonder what the next move is.

2:16:46 I have such a headache.

2:16:52 Ooh.

2:16:51 Ooh, excuse.

2:16:54 Excuse me, gentlemen.

2:17:13 Moving ahead.

2:17:14 You know, I it's kind of crazy how like

2:17:16 the base armor is just kind of like 14 armor.

2:17:33 Like that's just the best armor for how long?

2:17:35 Like I mean the Githyanki half plate would be an upgrade.

2:17:53 My face protects me.

2:18:04 Ooh.

2:18:44 Marching.

2:18:46 Okay.

2:18:46 I I have so much junk in my inventory.

2:18:53 Indolence breeds madness.

2:19:02 I'd love to, thanks.

2:19:03 Should I give her the give Yankee armor?

2:19:05 Like I I feel like there's no benefit to her wearing just like torn clothes.

2:19:36 Still breathing, despite everything.

2:19:40 Hey, good looking.

2:19:41 Oh, I'm benefiting right now.

2:19:44 Any benefiters?

2:19:50 Still in control.

2:19:53 Just.

2:20:03 I'll feel warm one later.

2:20:06 You know what they say, speed is madness.

2:20:10 Hey-ho.

2:20:09 Where am I?

2:20:12 What's going on?

2:20:15 Oh, long rest.

2:20:23 The air is heavy.

2:20:25 Moisture drips down your forehead.

2:20:28 Pain shoots through your fingers.

2:21:33 You can't rage wearing heavy armor.

2:21:34 What about medium armor?

2:21:40 Um Uh the air is heavy.

2:22:14 Moisture drips onto forehead.

2:22:15 Pain shoots through your fingers.

2:22:18 Wipe the sweat from your brow.

2:22:21 Your hands shake as they reach upward.

2:22:23 Your forehead remains drenched, no matter how much you wipe.

2:22:31 Oh.

2:22:33 Chuck your gift of Vlaakith Mak'tharr.

2:22:35 Well, I'll remember this.

2:22:36 it crawling through you.

2:22:38 Tendrils squirming in your chest, gripping your heart, piercing your belly.

2:22:44 Your bones popping, your flesh swelling.

2:22:48 I can I see it in you.

2:22:51 I feel it in me.

2:22:54 We are lost.

2:22:57 I will be quick with my blade.

2:22:59 First, you.

2:23:01 Then the others.

2:23:03 Then, myself.

2:23:05 Your minds intertwine.

2:23:08 No.

2:23:07 You sense a touch of uncertainty.

2:23:10 A touch of disgust.

2:23:23 Uh Surrender to Lae'zel, you will not become an abomination.

2:23:34 Let it be so.

2:23:36 Vlaakith must die.

2:23:40 Uh She's going to kill me?

2:23:46 Wait, if I pick that option, does it just die?

2:23:54 Wait, what?

2:23:56 Every Wait.

2:24:13 Oh my gosh, miss, miss, and then 30 damage.

2:24:26 Got to concentrate.

2:24:37 Let's end this.

2:24:44 Wait, so Lae'zel now flipped on us?

2:24:49 I feel like I gave her all that gear.

2:24:53 My turn.

2:25:19 Dude, she's a freaking juggernaut.

2:25:43 Where is Gale?

2:26:08 Oh.

2:26:10 Will res me.

2:26:13 I just want to see what happens.

2:26:15 I'm going to reload, but I'm just going to play this out.

2:26:21 What What's the dog doing?

2:26:44 Wait, what the dog just killed Karlach?

2:26:48 What?

2:26:50 I had a little conversation.

2:27:06 KARLACH APPROVES?

2:27:07 WAIT, what the I What the dog doing?

2:27:17 I'm so I I don't even know anymore, dude.

2:27:21 I don't even I don't know what this game.

2:27:31 I'm ready.

2:27:32 Whatever it takes.

2:27:41 Something good here.

2:27:43 What Okay.

2:27:50 Oh, I shouldn't speak with the dead.

2:27:53 With Lae'zel.

2:28:02 Your minds intertwine.

2:28:04 A sense of pity.

2:28:06 A touch of disgust.

2:28:13 Explore Lae'zel's mind.

2:28:20 Okay, nice advantage roll.

2:28:22 Something stirs deep within you, hungry and alert.

2:28:26 It's taking something you'll never get back.

2:28:30 Lae'zel's fear grips you.

2:28:32 Not fear of death, but fear of insignificance.

2:28:36 The great warrior Lae'zel, a failure to her kind.

2:28:41 She will wield no silver sword, ride no red dragon,

2:28:46 forever unknown to the great lich queen Vlaakith.

2:28:51 Lich queen.

2:28:54 Uh let's see.

2:29:01 Be strong, you'll survive, you'll please your queen.

2:29:08 I will not let the gith take me.

2:29:10 I will earn Vlaakith's honor.

2:29:13 I will wait, but know this, I am watching.

2:29:18 If the sickness does not pass come dawn, I will end us all.

2:29:30 Yeah, she already has the silver sword cuz I I got it from that other guy.

2:29:37 Wait, why is this Why are you get

2:29:39 Why Why is he just getting harassed every night?

2:29:43 I came just in time.

2:29:46 You are transforming.

2:29:53 Is that Vendina?

2:29:56 I know your voice.

2:29:56 I've heard it before.

2:30:02 Yes, you have.

2:30:04 I saved you before.

2:30:15 And I'm here to save you again.

2:30:22 Don't worry.

2:30:25 You will not become a mind flayer.

2:30:29 Not while I'm around.

2:30:32 I'll protect you.

2:30:39 Imagine hacking the grabby paw off.

2:30:43 Wait.

2:30:48 I'm going to take the hand offered,

2:30:50 but I'm going to do this first because I want to see what happens.

2:30:55 As a thought crosses your mind that doesn't hold you,

2:31:00 doesn't devour you as your thoughts too often can.

2:31:04 Your compulsions will do most all if you do not work to stop them.

2:31:10 I can help.

2:31:19 All right.

2:31:24 We I too time, so listen closely.

2:31:31 There is great potential within you.

2:31:33 It comes from that parasite.

2:31:35 Your instinct is to resist the power it gives, but you must accept it.

2:31:40 Nurture it.

2:31:43 I will keep it from consuming you.

2:31:45 But for the sake of both of us, you must learn to wield it.

2:32:13 Dude, I think I saw this way later in the game.

2:32:16 Last time.

2:32:17 A fight we are losing.

2:32:20 For now.

2:32:22 You can change that, but only if you embrace your potential.

2:32:28 You're back at Oh, okay.

2:32:34 I have to go.

2:32:36 The enemy is closing in.

2:32:39 I will be back.

2:32:52 Wake now.

2:32:54 You'll feel better.

2:32:56 I promise.

2:33:12 Consuming parasites.

2:33:13 You now absorb the psychic potential

2:33:14 of illithid parasites to evolve mind flayer powers.

2:33:18 Yeah, no, this didn't only happen later on last time I I played this.

2:33:34 Let's move.

2:33:40 By the river.

2:33:42 What now?

2:33:43 I need this more than you, I think.

2:33:48 At the ready.

2:33:50 Always makes my day.

2:33:52 talk to Wyll about this stuff.

2:33:53 As Wyll far away as your minds connect,

2:33:57 he sees the burning embers of Wyll's Keen's rest,

2:34:00 then Florrick's face as she tells you of Ravengard's abduction.

2:34:05 Hells.

2:34:06 Old Ravengard's been taken.

2:34:07 for the 20 months, man.

2:34:12 Uh Wyll says fire to the inn and stole it the Duke.

2:34:18 Then we need to seek him out and get him to safety.

2:34:22 You see, Thanks for being here, Higgins.

2:34:24 Ravengard is my father.

2:34:27 I know I haven't said our relation was no matter of pride, at least for him.

2:34:41 Uh So that's his dad?

2:34:50 The choice is clear.

2:34:51 We should rescue Duke Ravengard.

2:34:53 Thank you.

2:34:54 That means a lot.

2:34:55 But I wonder, what makes a Duke of Baldur's Gate so interesting to the Drow?

2:35:01 Do even the houses of Menzoberranzan would have little use for my father.

2:35:07 No, this is no Drow plot.

2:35:10 These absolute nutters, these true souls are behind his abduction.

2:35:15 His absence alone will sow chaos in the city.

2:35:19 If they were to infect him, he could lead Baldur's Gate to ruin.

2:35:24 All the more reason to find him.

2:35:27 The Absolute has seized not just my father, but the future of the Sword Coast.

2:35:39 Leave.

2:35:55 Great God Helm, allow us peace in this place.

2:35:59 Hey, we've got this soul coin, right?

2:36:02 Thing is, I think I can use it.

2:36:04 Zariel used to top me up every now and again

2:36:07 when she wanted me to go after an especially wicked target.

2:36:11 Uh, do you got a coin slot in your heart or what?

2:36:16 Sort of.

2:36:17 Next time we find ourselves toe-to-toe with something

2:36:20 we want to squash, drop a coin in.

2:36:22 See what happens.

2:36:31 Intriguing.

2:36:32 If that works in battle, make sure you get one.

2:36:33 __] yes.

2:36:35 Now, I just need something to sink my teeth into.

2:36:41 Come on, let's go.

2:36:44 Oh, yeah.

2:37:00 You would have doubt.

2:37:02 So it is spoken.

2:37:05 Okay, I guess next we're going to Hellsun.

2:37:07 Hellsun, Hellsun, Hellsun.

2:37:10 What's up, big Tex?

2:37:33 Wait, what?

2:37:34 Nothing personal, kid.

2:37:35 What just happened?

2:37:38 Oh, this guy.

2:37:40 What manner of place is this?

2:37:44 A path to redemption or Who was this guy?

2:37:49 to damnation?

2:37:52 Hard to say for your journey is just beginning.

2:37:57 I don't remember what he did.

2:37:59 What would suit the occasion?

2:38:05 The words to a lullaby, perhaps.

2:38:09 The mouse smiled brightly.

2:38:12 It outfoxed the cat.

2:38:15 Then down came the claw, and that love What is that?

2:38:23 They do know how to write them in Cormier, don't they?

2:38:28 Well met.

2:38:29 I am Raphael.

2:38:32 Very much at your service.

2:38:50 Am I talking to the mouse or the cat?

2:38:55 Neither.

2:38:53 The fox, rather.

2:38:56 Hiding in a word.

2:38:58 A silent observer about to break the silence.

2:39:03 Of course.

2:39:05 What I have to say merits some privacy,

2:39:07 as well as some more let's call it refinement.

2:39:15 Refinement?

2:39:13 This quaint little scene is decidedly too middle of nowhere for my tastes.

2:39:23 Come.

2:39:34 There.

2:39:34 Middle of somewhere.

2:40:11 Take me back now.

2:40:13 And deny you the honor of my hospitality?

2:40:18 This is the house of hope,

2:40:21 where the tired come to rest and the famished come to feed lavishly.

2:40:28 Go on.

2:40:29 Partake.

2:40:30 Enjoy your supper.

2:40:32 After all, it might just be your last.

2:40:55 Ignore him and fill your plate.

2:40:59 Not easily rattled, I see.

2:41:02 Good.

2:41:03 Makes the next part that much more straightforward.

2:41:17 What's better than a devil you don't know?

2:41:23 A devil you do.

2:41:25 Am I a friend?

2:41:27 Potentially.

2:41:29 An adversary?

2:41:30 Conceivably.

2:41:32 But, a savior?

2:41:35 That's for certain.

2:41:53 Why would you help me?

2:41:54 Because my compassion is boundless.

2:41:58 I stride among the needy, giving comfort where I can.

2:42:03 And you're in dire need.

2:42:06 One skull, two tenants, and no solution in sight.

2:42:13 I could fix it all like that.

2:42:40 I'll do anything to get rid of the tadpole.

2:42:45 Oh, that's disappointing.

2:42:47 I prefer it when my clients put up a fight.

2:42:52 Only to realize victory was never an option.

2:42:56 Wait, what?

2:42:58 Try to cure yourself.

2:42:59 Shop around, beg, borrow, and steal.

2:43:03 Exhaust every possibility until none are left.

2:43:08 And when hope has been whittled down to the very marrow of despair,

2:43:14 that's when you'll come knocking on my door.

2:43:20 Hope.

2:43:24 Such a tease.

2:43:39 If I want to take this deal, how do I find you?

2:43:41 I'll be around, watching you squirm like a tadpole through a nice juicy brain.

2:43:50 All those pretty little symptoms, sundering skin,

2:43:54 dissolving guts, they haven't manifested yet, have they?

2:44:00 One might say you're a paragon of luck.

2:44:04 I'll be there when it runs out.

2:44:15 Okay.

2:44:22 Flowers, leaves.

2:44:23 As soon as we can deal with the devil, that was Karlach, not not Astarion.

2:44:28 I've been something interesting.

2:44:31 I'm more used to feeling cobblestones underfoot than grass and fallen leaves.

2:44:35 Having Karlach be a dual-wielder is pretty interesting.

2:44:39 I would have agreed with you.

2:44:41 Like when I think of a berserker, I'm thinking of somebody using two weapons.

2:44:45 Nothing in my recollection, anyway.

2:44:47 Like dual-wielding.

2:44:49 Need to find a way forward.

2:45:13 I don't want to be cursed.

2:45:24 I'm going to back.

2:45:25 I'm going to bathroom.

2:46:00 __] mouse.

2:46:01 __][ __] mouse.

2:46:05 __] mouse.

2:46:07 __][ __] mouse.

2:46:11 __] mouse.

2:46:12 __][ __] mouse.

2:46:16 __] mouse.

2:46:18 __][ __] mouse.

2:46:22 __] mouse.

2:46:23 __][ __] mouse.

2:47:29 Oh.

2:47:30 Oh god.

2:47:31 Stop it.

2:47:33 This pounding is unbearable.

2:47:35 Please.

2:47:37 Please.

2:47:38 Please.

2:47:40 Please.

2:47:42 Please.

2:47:44 All right now, flip over, jackass.

2:49:20 Behold the drums of war thunder.

2:49:22 With our forces combined, the legion will fall before us.

2:49:29 The brine.

2:50:29 You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals.

2:50:32 So, let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

2:50:48 Hey Mom.

2:50:49 Oh, that sound?

2:50:50 Don't worry about it.

2:50:52 So, yeah, today was so lame.

2:50:54 Yeah.

2:50:55 I told you not to worry about it.

2:51:50 Okay.

2:51:50 Um Oh, wait, I remember.

2:51:53 This is the windmill, right?

2:51:56 Is that whole Dude, wait, I remember this part of the game being so hard.

2:52:08 But I But I came back or where would I I think I came in from here,

2:52:12 from this side last time, and then I finished over here.

2:52:30 A single punch, a guttural scream,

2:52:32 and a succession of quick bangs rattle the door.

2:52:36 Then, a low moan.

2:52:39 Wait, I think Someone or something is having a bit of fun.

2:52:51 Hello.

2:52:51 Anybody in there?

2:52:53 Go away!

2:52:59 Open the door.

2:53:00 Leave it.

2:53:01 Whoever's inside doesn't want an audience, and I don't want to fight.

2:53:10 Open the door anyway.

2:53:18 What the HELL ARE YOU DOING?

2:53:21 Hazmat guy, can we hear that sound again, please?

2:53:24 Please?

2:53:32 Hands up.

2:53:35 You were making a lot of noise.

2:53:36 I wanted to join the fun.

2:53:45 Revenge.

2:53:45 Smash.

2:53:47 Smash you!

2:53:56 Okay.

2:54:01 Wait, why is there a dead guy?

2:54:18 Bleed for me.

2:54:26 Onward.

2:54:27 Victory awaits.

2:54:49 Damn, I do a lot of damage.

2:54:54 Uh, we're going to keep the action surge.

2:54:58 Get out.

2:55:08 Okay.

2:55:19 Here we go again.

2:55:39 Pommel strike did not kill her.

2:55:40 Okay.

2:55:51 Bye forever, pal.

2:55:59 My little trick.

2:56:01 Okay, I'm excited to use Karlock.

2:56:44 And they they healed her for five.

2:56:49 Where do I go from here?

2:56:55 It's kind of crazy.

2:57:00 Yes, Janish.

2:57:02 That won't work.

2:57:03 Oh my.

2:57:05 Really?

2:57:10 Now, what might you be hiding?

2:57:15 Time to strike.

2:57:26 Uh Do my superior already die and just constantly regen?

2:57:34 I uh Oh, they recharge on short rest.

2:57:36 Okay.

2:57:48 Enough waiting.

2:57:49 I crave blood.

2:57:57 Take two.

2:58:02 Ah, smell that.

2:58:03 Fresh forest air.

2:58:06 I smell only fear.

2:58:08 The fear of cowardice.

2:58:09 She's not actually dead.

2:58:13 Ah, you can take a day off once in a while, Lae'zel.

2:58:16 I do not take days off.

2:58:19 I'd even forgo sleep if such a thing were feasible.

2:58:23 The one advantage Is that blood?

2:58:33 No.

2:58:34 Never mind.

2:58:35 Should I kill her?

2:58:36 Like why why why kill her?

2:58:48 For XP?

2:58:48 Oh.

2:59:23 I don't think I got any XP for that.

2:59:27 Oh, whenever I kill someone I turn invisible.

2:59:43 The whole village has fallen to pieces.

2:59:46 These goblins aren't exactly house proud as occupants go.

2:59:50 Yeah, exactly that Al Bhed guy.

2:59:52 Place looks like it's been abandoned a good while.

2:59:56 Hey, maybe we can scare up a few dusty bottles of wine somewheres.

3:00:02 I like your way of thinking.

3:00:04 Split any takings we find?

3:00:08 Sister, you've got a deal.

3:00:12 Wish I had a bag of holding.

3:00:14 You win.

3:00:15 Goblins ahead.

3:00:17 Looks like they're laying an ambush.

3:00:22 Not in my face, certainly.

3:00:35 Round and round and round.

3:00:39 Oh, yeah.

3:00:39 Dude, before these guys this guy's at the front gate.

3:00:45 When you come from the other side.

3:00:47 Last time I played this I came from the other side.

3:00:53 What goblin tracker is in here?

3:01:03 Look.

3:01:22 Calcified web.

3:01:24 I think there's guys at top, too.

3:01:29 He's in ambush mode.

3:01:31 Goblin tracker, you sniffing where you ain't ought to be, friend?

3:01:33 Might take that nose.

3:01:36 Bloody Booyahg.

3:01:37 Ha, someone has been there first.

3:01:40 glows.

3:01:40 Power courses through you.

3:01:42 Authority.

3:01:46 Wait, what?

3:01:52 Wait, what?

3:01:59 Pave my path with corpses.

3:02:01 How come How come bones.

3:02:04 How come she's talking about Lae'zel?

3:02:25 Okay, intimidation check.

3:02:35 All you best take this warning.

3:02:36 Step lightly around here.

3:02:37 You're outnumbered.

3:02:39 100 XP.

3:02:42 Still alive.

3:02:43 So, that's progress.

3:02:49 Later.

3:02:55 There is work to do.

3:02:57 In peace.

3:03:02 Nice.

3:03:01 I am strong.

3:03:03 Lot whispers.

3:03:10 Trap.

3:03:14 Wait.

3:03:15 I can do better.

3:03:16 That's not a trap.

3:03:17 I went down there myself.

3:03:19 First.

3:03:30 Trap disarm.

3:03:31 Nice.

3:03:35 Can be said D&D?

3:03:36 Yeah, it is.

3:03:41 I cliff blueprints gold.

3:03:46 If not over, then through.

3:04:11 Blacksmith's bellows.

3:04:15 I'm vaguely remembering something here.

3:04:18 Melting furnace.

3:04:21 Shorts.

3:04:21 There's something here.

3:04:30 Might be useful.

3:05:01 Thieves tools.

3:05:04 Oh wait, there's a lot of thieves tools.

3:05:05 I should check these boxes.

3:05:07 Rope, shears, wooden barrel.

3:05:21 Well, it's also based on D&D.

3:05:23 Yeah, I mean like a lot of games just like the names of the abilities.

3:05:28 There's like a lot of like RPG elements of this like aesthetic.

3:05:37 And it kind of all roads kind of lead to D&D.

3:05:48 Badge.

3:06:13 Man, I can't remember what I did here.

3:06:19 Did I Did I put a a weapon in here?

3:06:22 Anonymous considers me[ __] Thanks, dude.

3:06:28 It's a funny It's a funny name, isn't it?

3:07:02 Mhm.

3:07:09 What else do you think we could put in this furnace?

3:07:33 Mhm.

3:07:38 You need flue powder?

3:07:41 What is flue powder?

3:07:45 Is it from Harry Potter?

3:08:01 Soap.

3:08:04 What?

3:08:12 Someone's dog washing the stream just freaked out.

3:08:57 Just another crate.

3:09:19 Steel forge sword, blacksmith's note, infernal iron.

3:09:25 Infernal That's what my engine's made of.

3:09:29 Okay.

3:09:42 No, I didn't see the perception roll.

3:09:44 I I missed the perception roll IRL.

3:09:48 Underdark and we're in a life and you lose.

3:10:12 What is where What is add to wares?

3:10:38 Where is quick sell?

3:10:39 Oh, okay.

3:10:50 Steel forged sword.

3:10:53 You shy?

3:11:01 Oh, yeah.

3:11:01 That is decent.

3:11:28 Nighttime to rest.

3:11:34 Sort by weight.

3:11:41 Dream in red.

3:11:49 Cracked wall.

3:11:59 Okay.

3:12:08 What's the story?

3:12:10 There's no time to waste.

3:12:18 Immune to fire.

3:12:20 will be done.

3:12:21 Oh, I could go for a good meal.

3:12:25 Say bye-bye.

3:12:36 Okay.

3:12:39 What's next?

3:12:42 Washed cache.

3:12:48 The Whispering Depths.

3:12:54 Oh, good.

3:12:55 Spiders.

3:13:02 Something didn't like that.

3:13:07 Of course, S fan is the only one that got stuck.

3:13:13 Got a lack incoming.

3:13:16 This devil You saw next to a dragon, the devil's a nat.

3:13:21 This Yet, he speaks He knows something.

3:13:24 And Very well.

3:13:52 Okay, I'm going to kick it off with a blast every time.

3:14:22 Oh my gosh, I remember these spiders, dude.

3:14:24 This is so hard.

3:14:25 Um I think I remember.

3:14:48 Wait, I don't think that's worth.

3:14:59 Action surge.

3:15:26 Soul breaker.

3:15:28 Critical miss.

3:15:30 Okay, that's

3:15:37 Nothing will stand in my way.

3:15:40 No time for mercy.

3:16:03 All right, Karlach, it's go time.

3:16:17 Easy, Halsin.

3:16:39 Time to strike.

3:16:46 I wonder what he lost.

3:16:52 Okay.

3:16:55 I got a can of rage room.

3:16:57 Do you have non-lethal damage toggled?

3:16:59 I don't.

3:17:02 I shouldn't.

3:17:07 Okay.

3:17:08 Um Okay, um Impending.

3:18:05 Saved, okay.

3:18:06 That's not good.

3:18:38 If we beat this, the next one is hard.

3:18:45 Uh what?

3:18:46 I just got smoked.

3:19:25 I'm Fury.

3:19:26 I am death.

3:19:39 Okay, second wind.

3:19:42 Now this is my happy place.

3:19:46 I will ascend.

3:19:50 Make way.

3:19:54 __] yes.

3:19:59 You going to go to any World Cup games this summer?

3:20:01 We'll see.

3:20:06 I don't know yet, actually.

3:20:07 We'll We'll have to find out.

3:20:13 This will dampen the pain.

3:20:14 Take you.

3:20:21 Take you.

3:20:24 Damn, okay, big heals.

3:20:27 Got to press on.

3:20:32 Miss on Lae'zel, nice.

3:20:34 Okay, that's super annoying.

3:20:35 Wait, all right.

3:20:37 So, Lae'zel, we're going to take you Well, actually, let's start with this.

3:20:42 Let's go with Karlach.

3:20:46 And Karlach, you are going to open with frenzy.

3:20:58 And swing.

3:21:07 Sometimes the only way out is through.

3:21:15 Ad majora de gloria.

3:21:34 Breathe deep and move.

3:21:37 I call this victory awaits.

3:21:43 Mhm, do we I kind of want to just go up here.

3:21:51 On the spider web?

3:21:54 And then just rip the big dam on him.

3:22:02 Miss.

3:22:06 else.

3:22:07 Okay.

3:22:28 Mhm.

3:22:54 Can't miss again, nice.

3:22:56 See, she keeps moving.

3:23:03 Nice.

3:23:05 Time to push my luck again.

3:23:54 What's this?

3:23:59 Jimmy on the go.

3:24:16 I'm going to jump.

3:24:22 No.

3:24:28 Wait, she's webbed?

3:24:32 Okay.

3:24:42 The freak.

3:25:27 Intended.

3:25:42 Watch this.

3:26:05 Complete and total character immersion.

3:26:08 It's right.

3:26:08 Byron Daniel, think about the two years, man.

3:26:10 Love comes easy these days.

3:26:12 Swift and lethal.

3:26:15 Put them up.

3:26:17 I am fury.

3:26:18 I am death.

3:26:20 Aspen is the number one rehab out there.

3:26:22 Yeah.

3:26:22 10 house, think about the two or three 83 months.

3:26:25 Okay, nice.

3:26:26 The fight is over.

3:26:35 I have to keep going.

3:26:54 Okay, I vaguely remember

3:27:16 At least things have stayed interesting.

3:27:19 I wonder if the gods are watching me.

3:27:23 Okay, yeah.

3:27:24 So, randomly you can get web and stuck.

3:27:29 Yeah, we are we are going to go pretty soon tonight because uh we have a thing.

3:28:11 Okay, yeah.

3:28:12 This is the boss.

3:28:14 Phase spider matriarch.

3:28:16 Okay, remember?

3:28:29 Yeah, what I really need to do is I need to get back to getting on earlier.

3:28:34 Wait.

3:28:34 I'm going to do this.

3:28:36 I have a lot on my mind and well, I mean it.

3:28:40 Oh, hells.

3:28:49 You'll be the boss.

3:28:51 Your You'll be You'll be You'll be the boss.

3:29:03 Intended.

3:29:14 I'm fury.

3:29:16 I am death.

3:29:25 Taking position.

3:29:37 Okay.

3:29:43 Let's do No, disarming attack.

3:29:46 Let's do trip attack melee.

3:29:51 Ready.

3:29:51 Man, I wish you Is there Is there another way you can recover spell slots?

3:30:00 Come get up.

3:30:01 Not now.

3:30:04 Moving.

3:30:16 Oh my gosh.

3:30:19 Base spider length.

3:30:25 Critical miss.

3:31:02 All little babies are coming.

3:31:09 Bite on Svan.

3:31:10 Bite on Svan.

3:31:11 Okay.

3:31:13 Svan, you're going to have to do this.

3:31:24 Miss, miss.

3:32:01 I kind of went into this not ready.

3:32:42 Miss.

3:32:43 Nice.

3:32:48 Okay, he's disengaging.

3:32:50 God, it's hot in here.

3:32:56 Please, hide.

3:33:34 It's the bottom layer, it's cool.

3:33:36 Yeah.

3:34:29 Um

3:34:31 I'm ready.

3:34:35 Okay.

3:34:42 You get Get old silver side.

3:34:43 Uh you should watch my stream from last night.

3:35:05 Come here and let up.

3:35:11 Oh my gosh, really?

3:35:12 I did one damage.

3:35:19 On my way.

3:35:36 Um Soldier.

3:36:20 Man, I don't know the best way to do this, man, cuz we have Shadowheart.

3:36:36 Increase.

3:36:39 When go then.

3:36:44 Victory awaits.

3:37:14 It's Vondal.

3:37:16 I've got them in the living room now too.

3:37:18 All my time.

3:37:19 Oh my gosh.

3:37:23 A little help, please.

3:37:29 Critical miss.

3:37:31 Miss.

3:37:32 Retaliate.

3:37:36 Oh, man.

3:37:38 Oh, man.

3:37:39 Won't last much longer.

3:37:47 I'm hit.

3:37:50 Help me.

3:37:56 Victory awaits.

3:37:58 Oh, no.

3:38:04 Come here.

3:38:06 Please.

3:38:23 I'm the focus.

3:38:28 Swift and lethal.

3:38:32 What should I do?

3:38:47 I will ascend.

3:38:56 Need to stay focused.

3:39:05 Victory awaits.

3:39:36 No time to waste.

3:39:45 My faith will protect me.

3:39:56 I am fury.

3:39:58 What's up, Kyle?

3:40:08 I'm so on the ropes here, man.

3:40:12 These little spiders own me.

3:40:23 Oh my gosh, she got madness.

3:40:37 Never a dull moment.

3:40:43 Time to strike.

3:40:52 Let's finish this.

3:40:58 Let's go with fire, baby.

3:41:02 Can't give up.

3:41:11 Behold the dance of death.

3:41:29 Nothing important is ever easy.

3:41:35 Oh, it's it's I will ascend.

3:41:39 Chad, this is over.

3:41:46 Sometimes the only way out is through.

3:41:49 What's the plan?

3:41:55 Nothing important is ever easy.

3:41:57 I am fury.

3:41:58 I am death.

3:42:14 I can't wait to strike.

3:42:29 The reason I didn't shoot the webs is cuz Sven is stuck on the web,

3:42:33 so I can't really shoot them.

3:42:46 Frank.

3:42:54 Yeah, I can res them.

3:42:55 I did that earlier, Sven rings.

3:43:35 Venom is discharged.

3:43:41 I wish you could like speed up animations.

3:44:40 Okay.

3:45:00 Help me strike true.

3:45:03 Ignis.

3:45:12 Time to strike.

3:45:38 Need to act fast.

3:45:39 Okay, good.

3:45:41 Time to strike.

3:45:50 Oh my gosh, it did 32 damage.

3:46:04 Tactical.

3:46:34 How I go from here?

3:46:42 Oh, nice.

3:46:43 Huge.

3:46:44 Uh Wait a second.

3:47:33 Guys, I just got a plan.

3:47:38 That was sick.

3:47:39 We need to do more of that.

3:47:43 Yeah, we need more of that.

3:48:01 Talk to me.

3:48:25 God, it's hot in here.

3:48:27 Victory awaits.

3:48:30 This could be fun, maybe.

3:48:34 Victory awaits.

3:48:43 Don't give up.

3:48:48 I'm innocent.

3:48:56 My faith will protect me.

3:49:03 I smell metal.

3:49:10 Okay.

3:49:13 Yeah, I mean, I I went with the three melee.

3:49:16 I don't really actually like it, either,

3:49:17 but I just did that because I like the characters.

3:49:20 I don't know.

3:49:22 But, I agree with you.

3:50:05 My turn.

3:50:32 Time to push my luck again.

3:51:05 Do we divine smite to finish?

3:51:10 I think we just get it over with.

3:51:15 I think we just have to.

3:51:16 Ignite middle layer.

3:51:20 You think armor on Barb is bad?

3:51:21 Is it?

3:51:23 Let's go.

3:51:27 I wonder if this is worth the cost.

3:51:54 I am fury.

3:51:55 I am death.

3:52:01 Magda told me.

3:52:17 No time to waste.

3:52:22 Dude, the Githyanki jump is crazy.

3:52:29 Okay, I'm going to crack these eggs in a second.

3:52:37 Can't afford to let up.

3:52:48 Ignis!

3:52:57 Oh my gosh, so much damage.

3:53:00 Oh my gosh.

3:53:36 Incoming.

3:53:39 Okay, I'm sending Karlach down.

3:53:42 This might be bad idea.

3:53:45 I do not know.

3:53:54 No choice but to keep going.

3:53:58 Need to find a way forward.

3:54:39 Without hands.

3:54:47 What's this?

3:54:53 Okay.

3:54:53 Let's see if she survives.

3:54:55 Miss, miss.

3:54:57 Miss, miss.

3:55:00 Okay.

3:55:01 Why do you guys say armor is bad on her?

3:55:15 All the way.

3:55:20 Igni!

3:55:25 Nice.

3:55:27 Time to strike.

3:56:16 Do not come to me.

3:57:07 My character's level four.

3:57:26 And she doesn't have a cleave.

3:57:36 I should have thrown her off the edge then.

3:57:53 Still on my feet.

3:58:21 And away I go.

3:58:43 Okay.

3:58:51 I will ascend.

3:59:00 Too heavy to shove.

3:59:10 Thank you, Antron.

3:59:19 Does Does gaining proficiency in athletics Does this affect my combat at all?

4:00:18 Ready.

4:00:46 That's okay.

4:00:47 That's a self-cast.

4:00:57 That might probably be true.

4:01:00 I can't move.

4:01:04 Let's finish this.

4:01:09 Okay.

4:02:15 Okay.

4:02:29 Blood comes easy these days.

4:02:42 This guy is good.

4:02:48 Bye forever, pal.

4:03:13 Oh, it worked.

4:03:14 I frightened him.

4:03:15 I frightened him.

4:03:16 It worked.

4:03:20 I did Abjure Enemy frightened.

4:03:59 Knut L, thank you.

4:04:04 Okay, so him getting frightened is actually a massive huge deal.

4:04:14 And I'm going to try and do another push-off.

4:04:18 Nice.

4:04:19 Bye-bye.

4:04:20 Okay.

4:04:25 When will they ever catch a break?

4:04:27 It's my body.

4:04:33 Critical miss.

4:04:41 Okay.

4:04:45 So, what I tried to do here I tried

4:04:50 to get him frightened on there so it doesn't move.

4:04:55 But, I wonder if this will break it.

4:04:56 Damn you.

4:04:58 I cleave.

4:05:04 He got knocked prone and he's still frightened.

4:05:06 Okay.

4:05:07 Or she.

4:05:09 strike.

4:05:13 Oh, this is rough.

4:05:19 I wish I could cleave.

4:05:22 Um Okay.

4:05:37 Yeah, I provoked Okay.

4:05:57 I didn't even do any damage to the guy.

4:06:15 No surrender.

4:06:25 Oh my gosh, I I didn't attack.

4:06:27 I needed to attack.

4:06:28 Now she's going to go mad.

4:06:32 Okay, so here here's what I have to do.

4:06:35 I'm hating I have to I have to make her attack him.

4:06:41 But then make her heal.

4:06:42 Can't even catch my breath.

4:06:46 Okay.

4:06:46 Uh

4:06:49 Let's get this over with.

4:06:52 Oh my gosh, I missed.

4:06:57 Put them up.

4:07:12 Does the arrow work?

4:07:13 Well, no, no, but I thought it was the you have to hit with a weapon.

4:07:19 Come on.

4:07:20 Can't stay idle.

4:07:46 Dark amethyst.

4:07:50 Okay, I took all of her gear off so

4:07:52 she doesn't go crazy because if she doesn't attack,

4:07:55 I think it's with the weapon.

4:07:56 Maybe it's any attack.

4:07:57 I don't know.

4:08:05 She has 18 armor, so maybe she's going to be super strong against these guys.

4:08:08 I don't know.

4:08:10 Um I need this more than you, I think.

4:08:21 Nice.

4:08:53 I won't die like this.

4:08:56 Dude, the frighten is OP.

4:08:59 Oh, wait, she's not mad.

4:09:00 The heck?

4:09:12 Open up.

4:09:18 It's prone and she's frightened.

4:09:20 Look.

4:09:21 I I used abjure.

4:09:22 Can I move her?

4:09:32 Still breathing despite everything.

4:09:42 No way.

4:09:52 Ready for another round?

4:09:56 They're dying for me.

4:09:58 All of them.

4:10:03 Now, this is my happy place.

4:10:08 She's just frightened and prone.

4:10:17 16%.

4:10:18 I don't want her to get another I don't want her to wake up.

4:10:28 Nice.

4:10:35 Okay, huge huge.

4:11:19 I did that other raid clip where she was saying people being really poor.

4:11:25 Look at this.

4:11:29 Okay.

4:11:34 Poisoner's robe.

4:11:36 Wait, where it has a chance to poison Okay.

4:11:42 Sick.

4:11:45 But now like now what?

4:12:07 Want to do it?

4:12:20 Never dull moment.

4:12:28 Dash.

4:12:33 All right.

4:12:38 Matted robes.

4:12:51 Oh, now she's angry.

4:12:53 She went into madness.

4:12:54 last much longer.

4:13:05 Nice.

4:13:05 Good job.

4:13:26 I took away her weapon.

4:13:27 So,[ __] yes.

4:13:40 Okay.

4:14:00 What a charmer.

4:14:24 Saved.

4:14:23 Nice.

4:14:24 Second try.

4:14:24 We did good there.

4:14:26 Cool.

4:14:26 Big win.

4:14:27 Big win with the spider.

4:14:29 Or against the spider.

4:14:30 Not for Okay.

4:14:55 Can't afford to stay idle.

4:14:59 I'm waiting.

4:15:00 Oh my gosh, Waypoint discovered.

4:15:01 That is huge.

4:15:18 Okay.

4:15:22 Did we explore this whole cavern?

4:15:27 That helped.

4:15:32 Keep it together.

4:15:34 Swift as my feet can carry me.

4:15:43 Uh, just be my Lone Wolf Honor Mode on Borderlands get three.

4:15:46 Oh my gosh, Lone Wolf Honor Mode is insane.

4:15:53 You should go see a doctor.

4:15:55 That's crazy.

4:15:59 Kids up there, biz.

4:16:00 Go deeper.

4:16:01 Okay.

4:16:03 Maybe.

4:16:17 Is it that hard to be a Borderlands class?

4:16:20 It just sound That sounds so insane.

4:16:22 It sounds so nerve-wracking.

4:16:33 A well bucket.

4:16:46 Bulgar dog portal is low.

4:16:48 Wait, do you Wait, do you think it looks it good or bad?

4:16:56 Cuz I I think it looks pretty good, but it's it is a little bit off, I guess.

4:17:00 I don't know.

4:17:02 I think I think it would look more than you, I think.

4:17:05 This is more accurate, I think, at this at this distance.

4:17:08 When I'm like this close, I think it might be a little bit too much.

4:17:16 I think the edges flickering look good, though.

4:17:18 Kimbro, thank you for the prime.

4:17:19 Seemo, thank you for the 57 months.

4:17:21 Thank you guys for the subs.

4:17:24 I'll take that.

4:17:31 Just a brief respite.

4:17:34 Did I play games like this in my youth?

4:17:37 Those were only sweet ones.

4:17:41 Something's on my mind.

4:17:43 If you want to keep your insides Okay.

4:17:48 Sounds like a deal.

4:17:56 What's the matter?

4:17:58 Taste like trash.

4:18:01 Then you could look in.

4:18:03 So, we convinced the goblins to not attack us.

4:18:08 But normally whenever you get here, like if you come in through this side,

4:18:12 they like set you up for an ambush.

4:18:15 But we came in from the backside and I like snuck up

4:18:18 on one of them and talked to them and it was like,

4:18:19 "Hey, don't attack us." And they were like,

4:18:22 "Fine." I said, "Okay." Uh who is Oh, wait.

4:18:28 Ooh, that's scary.

4:18:41 Go on.

4:18:42 More of us inside.

4:18:44 Yeah, see, they They befriended us.

4:18:58 Look.

4:18:57 Don't talk.

4:18:59 I've been looking.

4:19:01 And you got nothing to show for I think it's time.

4:19:15 Time's up.

4:19:38 Gentlemen.

4:19:40 Taste like chicken.

4:19:42 No chicken.

4:19:45 Taste like fish.

4:19:49 Gentlemen, contain yourselves.

4:19:51 This quarrel settles our feast.

4:19:54 Besides, tastes like pork.

4:19:58 And what surprise is this?

4:20:03 Brothers, look here.

4:20:06 I have eyed yet another prize.

4:20:09 Fortune favors our bellies.

4:20:13 Stranger, be you friend or food, the mark is her measure.

4:20:21 Show us the brand of the absolute.

4:21:00 Okay.

4:21:02 Try to eat me and I'll brand your corpse with the mark of my oath.

4:21:10 Do you think I can make Do you think I can scare these guys?

4:21:12 Charisma, intimidation, guidance.

4:21:16 Saved.

4:21:22 Food?

4:21:22 No, not food.

4:21:25 Too tough for your digestion, I fear.

4:21:29 Perhaps friend then.

4:21:35 Friend.

4:21:40 I notice you don't bear a brand of your own.

4:21:43 I've no use for the absolute.

4:21:45 Already got I follow two masters only.

4:21:50 Gluttony and greed.

4:21:54 The goblins understand my appetites.

4:21:58 They sate my hunger for gold.

4:22:02 And the rest sate my hunger for meat.

4:22:07 Boss goblin give gold.

4:22:09 We check brand.

4:22:11 Good deal.

4:22:14 Now talk.

4:23:12 Um Forget goblins.

4:23:13 You should be fighting for me.

4:23:17 I am, by all accounts, a student of higher commerce and extortion.

4:23:23 Make me an offer.

4:23:25 Tempt me.

4:23:33 Uh Paladin intimidation.

4:23:41 Fight for me and my oath, or I'll cut the last meal from your belly.

4:23:59 I need a roll 20.

4:24:04 OH MY GOSH.

4:24:09 No way.

4:24:11 Insane.

4:24:13 The guidance, the charisma.

4:24:16 Easy.

4:24:18 Calm down.

4:24:20 Famished though we are, we are friends, are we not?

4:24:29 Nice.

4:24:30 alone.

4:24:30 One blow, and the ground will quake with my family name.

4:24:37 Huge.

4:24:36 when the need arises and never a moment before.

4:24:42 Nice.

4:24:41 kill everyone around, then ogre eats them.

4:24:46 Well spoken, indeed.

4:24:49 Ogre kill everyone around.

4:25:06 Uh okay.

4:25:09 Very good.

4:25:14 We will keep close.

4:25:16 When you are ready, sound the horn.

4:25:23 Okay.

4:25:29 Look.

4:25:29 Don't talk.

4:25:31 I've been looking.

4:25:33 And you got nothing to show for it but your own ass.

4:26:04 Got to be something in this heat.

4:26:08 Something over there.

4:26:24 I've got something here.

4:26:27 I can't see what that is.

4:27:31 Okay.

4:27:31 Um that's a that's a good stopping point, chat.

4:27:35 That is a great stopping point.

4:27:37 Uh I'm going to go.

4:27:42 Arena, I might randomly come back and go live

4:27:45 on Kick for arenas um or something like that.

4:27:49 But uh There's only Baldur's Gate 3 gold.

4:28:30 Thanks, dude.

4:28:31 Yeah, I'm going to a I'm going to a birthday.

4:28:34 Um yeah, I'm going to I'm going to a birthday at least for a little bit.

4:28:37 So, today is going to be a short stream.

4:28:39 So, uh uh Wait, what?

4:28:41 Oh.

4:28:42 So, anyway, thanks, guys.

4:28:45 Did you save the druids or did they get massacred?

4:28:46 Uh they I think I saved them.

4:29:33 All right.

4:29:38 Uh you can only use that horn outside of that one.

4:29:39 Outside of that, it's useless.

4:29:40 Good to know.

4:29:41 Okay.

4:29:42 Sorry.

4:29:42 Uh I was I was kind of getting some details from somebody and reading something.

4:29:45 Uh anyway, guys, thank you guys so much for watching Baldur's Gate 3.

4:29:48 Uh I had a blast.

4:29:49 Uh Baldur's Gate 3 was great.

4:29:51 Uh I hope you guys enjoyed.

4:29:52 Thank you guys for being so supportive

4:29:53 and having so much fun watching the streams.

4:29:56 Um Yeah, Baldur's Gate 3 has been a good good little revisit.

4:30:00 I feel like we're getting through the game

4:30:02 a little bit faster than than the first time, of course, but um But, yeah,

4:30:06 I might randomly go live on Kick tonight and do arenas or something.

4:30:11 It just depends on if I can get guys to play.

4:30:13 Um Anyways, arson the chat as in L.

4:30:17 YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter, everything is SvanTV.

4:30:34 Um Oop.

4:30:38 Of course.

4:30:44 Um Okay.

4:31:40 Uh sorry.

4:31:41 Bye everybody.

4:31:42 I'm going to birthday party.

4:31:43 I might randomly come back if if I can kill arenas.

4:31:45 So, uh I'll see you guys later.

4:31:47 Go Yeah, I'll go go I Oh, freak.

4:31:50 I started Hey.