Whole Milk Is Back | The Basement Yard #544

0:00 Welcome back to the B.

0:07 Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:08 Frank's wearing the merch.

0:09 Look at that.

0:10 Show it off.

0:12 A little dandry.

0:12 It's not It's not for sale.

0:14 But

0:14 it's not.

0:14 It was.

0:15 It was.

0:15 It was, but it's not.

0:17 So, eat your heart out,

0:19 And Frank is actually drinking.

0:21 Counting that.

0:22 That's the generals.

0:23 But I am one of the You're saying

0:25 No, because it's our shirt.

0:26 So you don't have just the

0:28 you have one of these shirts or you don't

0:31 I DON'T WHY CAN I could I I never asked.

0:34 Can I ask?

0:36 Sure.

0:37 Why?

0:37 What's the question?

0:38 Like we went on tour.

0:41 Yeah.

0:41 And we had in our second tour we had a lot of city specific merch.

0:46 Yeah.

0:45 You famously took none of them.

0:50 I

0:50 You took all

0:51 famously took every single thing.

0:52 I took like two and then I realized I'm going

0:56 to have a stack of these shirts as a memory,

1:00 but I don't really have space for it.

1:01 I don't have a lot of storage in my apartment.

1:03 You're going to get to like when you purchase

1:05 your first like I'm going to live in this home.

1:09 You're going to get there and have nothing.

1:12 [laughter] Uh I'll be fine.

1:15 I mean like I know you'll be okay because No, I have I have things.

1:19 Oh, but like you have things like I

1:21 remember one of the most jarring parts about going

1:23 from an apartment to a a house was like

1:26 you get into the house and you're just like,

1:27 "Oh, I have nothing." Like you basically furnish two rooms.

1:32 Yeah.

1:32 Your living room, your bedroom.

1:34 Well, even that my living room now is much

1:36 smaller than I plan on like a house living room.

1:39 Damn, that's crazy.

1:39 This kid's going to Yo, please like whenever you go look for houses,

1:43 send me the listing so I can see too.

1:45 That'd be so sick, dude.

1:47 It's not going to be for a while.

1:48 I think I think it's probably a lot closer than you realize.

1:51 Probably like three years.

1:55 Um, someone someone here is in trouble.

1:57 What' you do?

1:58 How do you know it's me?

1:59 What if it's you?

1:59 It's certainly not me.

2:00 It's not him.

2:01 I would have yelled at him already.

2:02 It's never really him, is it?

2:04 Someone [laughter] So, so we did the past episode

2:07 on patreon.com/thebasmanyard where we tried pastries from

2:11 that I brought

2:12 that you brought.

2:12 Thank you so much.

2:15 But aunt forgot to get rid of the milk and left it out.

2:22 OH MY GOD.

2:22 E.

2:23 SO I I can see it curdled from here.

2:26 Oh my god.

2:27 That's disgusting.

2:28 A lava lamp of I told [clears throat] Aunt

2:30 he needs to open it and just take a sniff.

2:33 Why do I have to do that?

2:34 Are you going to sniff it?

2:35 All right.

2:36 If you sniff it first, I'll sniff it.

2:37 No, you sniff it first and then I'll sniff

2:38 it second and then you have to sniff it third.

2:40 Come on.

2:40 Solidarity.

2:40 We're boys.

2:41 Yeah, but you're a big prank boy.

2:42 You got a chance.

2:43 That's why I'm pranking you.

2:44 You do it and let me see your reaction.

2:46 Yeah.

2:46 Yeah.

2:46 And then we'll do it for sure.

2:48 No, you you're the one that's in trouble.

2:50 I am promising to do it.

2:52 Well, then you have to do it first cuz

2:53 you got in trouble cuz you were a bad boy.

2:55 No.

2:55 If he brings it over there,

2:56 I know he's going to gag and it's going to it's going to be I know.

2:58 That's the best part of it.

2:59 We'll go in order.

2:59 It's perfect.

3:00 You

3:01 That's right.

3:01 That's a good idea.

3:02 How did I get roped into this?

3:03 YOU GOT ROPED IN.

3:03 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

3:04 I used to I used to uh That's a lasso, which is

3:08 which made of rope.

3:09 I This is like my nightmare when I was younger.

3:12 I had this thing with milk where I had to smell every

3:14 I mean still to this day if I were to drink milk.

3:17 You know the reason why that's full is because I opened it

3:20 on the episode and I smelled it and I didn't really enjoy the smell.

3:22 So I was like I'm not drinking that.

3:24 And that's when it was good.

3:24 That's when it was like so now I'm like

3:27 so now we're in a bit of trubby.

3:30 Yeah.

3:29 I just think that as Aunt was the one that left it out.

3:33 You're the one that's in trouble.

3:34 So you should be the one to crack it.

3:36 Sniff it.

3:37 Yeah.

3:37 But you brought it over there.

3:39 That's true.

3:39 I did.

3:40 It'll go Frankie then Joe and then I'll go.

3:42 But what what guarantees that you're going to do it?

3:44 Something tells me you're going to be

3:45 a little sneaky little I'm not going to say

3:47 it because somehow you got roped into me owing you money if I say the word.

3:51 How do I know you're not going to back

3:52 down and not actually oblige and take a whiff?

3:56 Well, if he smells it, I'll probably get beat up if I don't smell it.

3:59 I mean, [laughter] so then if he doesn't, you're not going to

4:02 No, I didn't say that either.

4:04 I think that we should

4:05 I feel like I can see on your face that you're kind of gagging already a little.

4:08 It's in [laughter] my It's in my tummy.

4:09 He's like, "Yo,

4:10 it's in my tummy a little."

4:11 I mean, I'm not going to talk about his tummy.

4:12 Dude, you're 30.

4:14 Stomach.

4:14 I'm not 30.

4:15 Tummy it up, baby.

4:15 He goes to Disney enough.

4:16 He could still use tummy.

4:17 That's fair.

4:18 I I won't spe like I won't specify what it was,

4:22 but we filmed something the other day and I legitimately gagged.

4:28 Yeah.

4:28 During someone explaining something,

4:31 right?

4:30 And like I was surprised because normal I have a pretty good stomach.

4:33 I don't I don't throw up ever.

4:35 Uh, I I'm like I could see things that are kind of gross

4:38 or like smell things that are kind of gross and I'm just like that's gross.

4:41 In that moment, it legitimately [laughter] made me

4:44 gag and I was like, that was crazy.

4:47 There's your line.

4:48 That's my line, I guess.

4:49 Let's see if this does the trick.

4:50 Yeah.

4:50 Yeah, you got it.

4:52 Oh, it's it's tight.

4:53 Oh my god.

4:54 It's so gross.

4:55 It's tight, brother.

4:56 Honestly, watching you do this is like kind of worse for me.

4:59 It's not going to blow up, right?

5:00 People get a Could you imagine it exploded in my face?

5:03 I'm not kidding.

5:04 I'd leave.

5:05 I'm not I wouldn't record.

5:06 It' be a short episode.

5:07 I uh It would be a short episode.

5:09 Give it a stink.

5:10 Give it a stink.

5:10 Stink.

5:11 I don't think that's the word.

5:12 Give it a stink.

5:12 Should I smell the cap or the whole Should I go nose?

5:14 The milk.

5:15 Definitely the milk.

5:16 The cap.

5:16 Okay, here we go.

5:17 Looks like water.

5:17 You ready?

5:18 How am I doing this first when you were the one that knows?

5:21 YOU LOVE IT.

5:22 YOU'RE RELISHING IT, FRANK.

5:23 Give it a stink.

5:24 Now I'm literally not doing it.

5:25 Oh no.

5:25 We're all We're all upset now.

5:26 You're upset now.

5:27 The Look at what you took from them.

5:29 From the people.

5:30 They'll get over it.

5:31 I'm not edging.

5:32 You are edging.

5:33 You're edging.

5:33 Stop that.

5:34 I don't like it.

5:35 Here we go.

5:35 It's already gone on long enough.

5:38 It's that bad, huh?

5:40 It's so bad.

5:41 I didn't gag.

5:42 I'll do it again.

5:43 [laughter]

5:46 I think you like it.

5:48 Definitely don't.

5:48 I promise.

5:49 Third time.

5:49 Third time's a charm.

5:50 I think

5:50 that's bad.

5:51 Third time's a charm.

5:51 All right, I'll third time it up.

5:53 You like it?

5:54 Like you I mean, I definitely don't, [laughter] but if that's the

5:57 Don't Don't That's uh touching this is so disgusting.

6:01 Yo, what would you do if I had put

6:02 a firecracker in there and it explained [laughter] his

6:07 Hey man, that'd be the last time you were on this.

6:09 [laughter]

6:10 You too, Giggles.

6:11 Why me?

6:12 Yeah, you're giggly.

6:13 That's true.

6:14 Gigglypuff over there.

6:15 That's great.

6:16 I'm going to use that.

6:17 Yeah.

6:17 [laughter] Oh my god.

6:22 Dude, I did too.

6:23 You do too.

6:24 No, I did too.

6:26 Uh, can I say something?

6:27 This is so sharp.

6:29 It like it is.

6:30 It's like a

6:31 through my nasal cavity.

6:33 What do you think would work better, smelling salts or that?

6:35 To wake you up.

6:38 Smelling salts.

6:38 Okay.

6:39 All right.

6:39 But also, I would prefer that cuz this one's going

6:41 to make me like projectile vomit out of my sleep.

6:43 They're designed to Oh, it's actually coming.

6:44 It'd be funnier if I didn't do it now, right?

6:46 I would, but if you don't do it, you're in bigger trouble.

6:49 Wow.

6:49 It looks way more like cheese than I thought.

6:52 Just think of it as like it's bara.

6:54 How much for you to take a sip?

6:55 Joey said he'll pay you.

6:56 No, I can't.

6:56 I can't do that.

6:57 I will literally pay you to not take a sip.

6:59 Okay.

7:00 No, I won't.

7:01 [laughter] Come on.

7:04 Just give it a whiff.

7:07 Sure.

7:06 Give it a big one.

7:08 Don't [snorts] spill it.

7:09 I'm not going to spill it.

7:12 WHOA.

7:12 [laughter]

7:16 DUDE.

7:17 DUDE.

7:17 [laughter] Run it back.

7:18 [cough]

7:20 Dude, it smelt way more like ass than cheese.

7:23 Yeah.

7:23 Yeah.

7:23 It t it smells like a raw foot.

7:26 Whoa.

7:27 It smells like if someone dragged their foot through human

7:30 Well, that was really surprising.

7:31 One more.

7:32 Hit it back.

7:32 [laughter] Hit it back.

7:33 Hit it back.

7:33 Hit it back.

7:34 No.

7:34 No.

7:34 Run it back.

7:35 No.

7:35 No.

7:35 Don't.

7:35 Don't.

7:36 Look at him.

7:36 He's going to explode.

7:38 Thank you.

7:39 Oh god.

7:39 Hold on.

7:39 God, that's crazy.

7:41 Wow.

7:41 That was See, I feel like your descriptions weren't as No.

7:44 To me, it was so sharp.

7:45 Like it hit my It was sharp.

7:47 It was so gross that I felt like I couldn't gag.

7:49 Is that weird?

7:51 Yes.

7:52 Okay.

7:52 [laughter] I think that it's nasty, dude.

7:54 Like, now that I'm thinking about it, my stomach hurts.

7:56 That was one of my fears when I was younger.

7:58 Like, oh, you know what just happened to me recently?

8:00 Oh, we were on a shoot recently and I had I had milk and there was ice in it.

8:08 Uh,

8:08 you know, like like milk gets really cold

8:10 and there's like sh little shards of ice,

8:11 but like the first time that I

8:15 like you put it down your throat, drank it.

8:18 Yeah.

8:19 Uh [laughter]

8:22 the first time that I ever had milk that had like a ice chunk in it,

8:25 I thought it was chunky.

8:27 And it just like came out of me.

8:29 I didn't throw up, but like milk was coming out of my mouth.

8:31 Like

8:32 I am more afraid of raw chicken than I am raw milk.

8:36 Like I mean raw milk, first of all, not get into that.

8:38 Uh like spoiled milk.

8:40 Spoiled milk.

8:40 I feel like it's so easy to look at or be around spoiled milk and just go,

8:44 "Oh, that's spoiled.

8:45 I'm not going to drink this." But like you can see like a piece

8:48 of seared chicken and then bite into it and then it's just raw worm in there.

8:55 Yeah.

8:54 That is like I saw once it was a picture that was

8:57 like it's years old at this point from like Ebomb's world but it

9:01 was like someone took a bite of like a chicken sandwich

9:05 and it was just in the middle just a basically cockadoodle do chicken.

9:11 Like [laughter] that gets me to the point where like and then I took

9:15 a food safety class when I worked for Target and it just terrified me more.

9:22 Yeah, dude.

9:23 Like that is crazy.

9:25 I love that like every 10 years you get a picture of like someone

9:31 goes to McDonald's and instead of getting

9:33 a burger there's just like a chicken's head

9:36 and you're like how did this happen?

9:37 I remember that from like funnyjunk.com.

9:39 Yeah,

9:40 like those.

9:40 You're dropping crazy things.

9:42 It's just [laughter] for us.

9:43 Ebombs and funny jokes.

9:44 It's just for us.

9:45 It's just for us boys.

9:46 So funny.

9:47 Just for the boys.

9:48 Dating yourself a bit for sure.

9:49 Yeah.

9:49 I mean, listen.

9:50 Did you guys have funny junk?

9:51 No shot.

9:52 No shot.

9:52 They had funny junk.

9:53 Probably.

9:53 Probably.

9:54 I mean, but he was like when we were looking at it, he was like 5 years old.

9:57 So,

9:59 yeah.

9:58 Like funny junk.

9:59 The last time I went to that website, see if it's still a website.

10:02 Don't look that up.

10:03 Definitely offensive stuff.

10:04 I mean, I wouldn't I wouldn't

10:06 I'll do it on my phone.

10:06 Show it on the screen.

10:07 Yeah.

10:07 Do it on your phone.

10:08 I'll do it on my phone.

10:09 But like it was like the Ebomb's World before Ebomb's World.

10:12 There was all those websites and they had like offensive things on them.

10:16 I feel like you you could have been like a

10:18 a curator.

10:19 No, like um what's the word?

10:22 Like a like a like a like a Q Anon troll kind of like you know like if if you

10:27 had like a different like set of friends like I

10:29 feel like you could cuz you were really into Ebomb's world.

10:32 I'm really trying to wait until you finish before I

10:34 get angry about this because this feels like a backhanded compliment.

10:38 No, like you would be perfect as like a 4chan moderator.

10:43 Yes.

10:44 you.

10:44 That's what I mean.

10:45 That sucks as a thing to say to me.

10:46 But like I think like you know you're like you like ebomb's world.

10:50 I like Spencer's like

10:53 Yeah, Joey.

10:53 When I was 17 years old I know.

10:55 That's why I'm saying even younger than that though.

10:57 I know.

10:58 That's why I'm saying like it it could have led to that path

11:01 but I'm glad it didn't.

11:02 Yeah.

11:02 That's all I'm saying.

11:03 I'm saying there was there was a there was Is there money in that stuff?

11:06 being a being a

11:07 being like a moderator on like a big Reddit

11:09 thread or a 4chan thread or something like that.

11:12 8chan what I don't even know which ones there are.

11:14 There's a bunch of ch

11:15 The only one I remember is because of the the documentary they made about QAnon.

11:20 Yeah.

11:19 And it was like a person from like Thailand or something like that.

11:24 Yeah.

11:24 I mean I have no idea whether they make money or not.

11:27 I'm just terrified.

11:28 I feel like if if we didn't go down this route Uhhuh.

11:34 If you're saying that I would be like a like

11:37 a moderator or something like that, which I'm not

11:40 more of like what I mean is like a troll in a way of like

11:44 you would almost like a hacker in a way like you'd be like a troller.

11:48 The only people that I like only one there was I mean I love pranks.

11:52 I do.

11:52 I love them so much.

11:53 I feel like I would have gone the route

11:55 of like Jamie Kennedy like having a prank show.

12:00 Okay.

12:00 What I'm picturing is, you know, that like meme of the face that's like

12:03 like the sideways face.

12:05 Yeah.

12:05 And it just like pops up randomly.

12:06 Like I feel like

12:08 you could have went down that route.

12:10 Again, this feels like it's an insult.

12:13 No, no, no.

12:13 I'm saying like you like pranks.

12:15 I do like pranks.

12:16 You liked like Ebomb's World.

12:18 You frequented chat rooms.

12:20 Let's not forget that you almost as a 13-year-old looking for companionship.

12:23 Joey,

12:24 bad place to look, buddy.

12:26 I [laughter] was That's true.

12:27 Don't sit here and point it at me like you didn't do the exact same thing.

12:30 Whoa.

12:31 Probably not as much as you.

12:31 I did do it a couple times.

12:33 I mean, who who how are we to measure the, you know,

12:38 time spent in a chat room?

12:39 I mean, it's just we both did it.

12:42 Yeah.

12:41 You know, I remember I used to like because you remember on AIM when

12:44 you go to a chat room like you'd make one for you and your boys.

12:46 Yeah.

12:47 And it'd be like chat room 186043493.

12:50 I would just take all that away and I'd just put one and I'd go in there.

12:53 It was bad.

12:54 And you're like, "Yo, this is the first chat room."

12:57 Well, like it was like a specific one and then

12:59 you'd go in there and it was just not healthy.

13:01 Like it was like it was a petri dish of predators.

13:04 Bro, it's so weird with the internet like Oh god.

13:08 Yeah.

13:09 Not good.

13:09 I feel like if I

13:10 Why did we do that when we were younger?

13:12 If I cuz we were dumb and the internet was

13:15 new and no one was policing it as they like what's

13:17 the what's the reason why when these things pop up

13:20 people are like I'm going to put my penis on it.

13:21 You know, like it's like you get chat roulette and it's like,

13:23 well, of course, like, you know, it's it's made.

13:25 It's I'm put my penis on it, though.

13:27 Like, why is that going through people's minds?

13:29 Because they're sick freaks.

13:30 It's insane, dude.

13:31 They are sick freaks.

13:33 Did you when chat wrote that first dropped,

13:34 did you like really get after it on there?

13:37 No, I went on it a couple times, but like I was not showing my penis on there.

13:40 Let's make that abundantly clear.

13:41 I would hope not.

13:42 I was going on like at the time we were like maybe what,

13:45 like 18 or 19 when it came out.

13:48 Yeah, maybe a little younger maybe.

13:50 Look up when Shhat Roulette came out.

13:52 But like we'd go on there and be like,

13:53 "You hope to see like a group of girls and then like

13:55 Yeah, that ain't happening.

13:56 It didn't.

13:57 [laughter] It didn't.

13:58 That was that that was quickly ruined by the creeps and perves on the internet."

14:05 Yeah.

14:04 Um it was released November 2009,

14:07 but I don't know if it turned into what it was in a couple years,

14:10 you know what I mean?

14:11 I mean, it was definitely 2010, 2011.

14:13 So

14:14 So yeah, around that time.

14:15 Yeah.

14:15 Yeah.

14:16 I mean, tough year.

14:18 You ever see the clip of someone like it's like Kermit the Frog

14:22 and it's Kermit the Frog and it's not really Kermit the Frog,

14:25 but it's someone pretending to be Kermit the Frog with like a doll

14:28 and he's like, "Hey, um, how you doing?" And they're like, "Oh my god, Kermit.

14:31 Hey, how are you?" And he's like, "Yeah,

14:33 Think about this." And he holds up like a green cucumber.

14:35 Looks like they're like, "Kermit." He's like, "Yep." No.

14:38 What do you think?

14:39 My car.

14:40 Yeah.

14:40 [laughter]

14:41 Yeah.

14:41 No.

14:41 Uh, just ruining our childhood.

14:45 One one thing at a time.

14:46 We were probably victims of predators at some point for sure.

14:51 I know I was.

14:52 I mean, I know I was too.

14:54 I definitely know I was.

14:54 I tell the infamous story about Tiffany Diamond

14:57 and mine was, "Hey, it's Me 1230."

15:00 Yeah, that one was See, that one was a little different.

15:03 You know, there was a woman with large breasts sending probably 14,

15:08 13 year old messages on MySpace and I'm like, she loves me.

15:14 Yeah.

15:14 I mean, Tiffany Diamond, you should That immediately should have rang a bell.

15:18 Like 12.

15:20 12, though.

15:21 Yeah, but like you you're not a complete idiot at 12.

15:23 I saw Giant Boobs and I was like, I think that she thinks I'm hot.

15:26 I was 12.

15:27 She asked for ASL and you and what did you say?

15:30 I don't really remember.

15:30 You didn't give 12.

15:31 I didn't give any information.

15:33 Um, it just my mom saw it.

15:36 Yeah.

15:36 She wasn't happy.

15:37 No,

15:37 because she saw the news and then I was like, that doesn't happen.

15:40 And then it was happening.

15:41 It was happening at the time.

15:42 had was was going to happen again, you know, like it was a thing.

15:46 She never got anything out of me, don't worry.

15:48 Yeah.

15:49 Like all these people like I never like sent anything of me, you know,

15:52 like I never like told him my real name or like like how

15:54 to find me or anything like that because that would have been a problem.

15:57 What was the deal with the It's me like was it a guy?

16:00 I don't know what it was.

16:01 I I I I had no idea at this point like it could have been anything.

16:06 Anyone and you've never heard this story, right?

16:08 I don't believe so.

16:10 We we would for like on on AOL Instant Messenger, better known as AIM.

16:14 Did you have a screen name?

16:17 I don't remember.

16:18 Oh,

16:19 bro, you're a liar.

16:20 Wait, you don't have a Yo,

16:21 that's crazy to me that there's people that haven't had screen names.

16:23 No, I definitely did.

16:24 I just I literally I just don't remember.

16:26 He's a liar.

16:26 That means it was like my is huge.

16:28 My balls are bigger.

16:29 Yeah.

16:29 Pounding Frisco 129.

16:31 Might have been 10.

16:32 Yeah, might have been 10.

16:33 What does that mean?

16:34 When I was 10 years old, it was I was

16:35 When it was When I was 10 years old,

16:37 I probably had the biggest balls on the planet, dude.

16:40 What?

16:40 That's not where I was going.

16:41 I know.

16:41 I'm saying like that's what people said like it's like oh

16:44 you know that's what I'm saying like oh aunt pre

16:49 oh see this sucks dude sucks

16:52 why not just give them your social be creative

16:54 which is what by the way

16:57 pre

16:56 or was it cool war at the time

16:58 cool war

16:59 cool war first of all

17:00 what's what's cool about war

17:01 and what wars have been cooler than others the cold war

17:04 the cold one

17:05 but that was a it was the coldest of ones but what

17:07 was what's cool war the one right before that maybe No, no, no.

17:11 Before, bro, you made the screening.

17:12 What is it about?

17:13 Oh, because my full name on Xbox was cool Warm Monger.

17:17 Oh, well, there's a war starting outside if you can't get rumbling.

17:21 You're cool.

17:23 Who the are you?

17:24 Yeah.

17:24 I don't know.

17:24 I don't That must have been one of those autogenerated ones that like

17:27 Xbox would give you when you would first sign in, like,

17:29 "Hey, why don't you be like tomato rocks 18, you know?"

17:34 Tomato rocks.

17:34 Pretty accurate.

17:35 I like that actually.

17:36 Uh, but it was I went into a chat room and those chat rooms were all like ASL,

17:43 ASL, ASL, which stands for Is that like a disease?

17:49 That's ALS.

17:50 [laughter] That's ALS.

17:56 [laughter] He's He's on to something.

17:58 He's not He's not far from it.

18:01 Oh, man.

18:01 But yeah, everyone was going in to see if anyone had [laughter] ALS.

18:05 age, sex, location.

18:06 Yeah.

18:07 So you say your age slash your sex Mhm.

18:10 slash where you at.

18:15 Yeah.

18:12 So I'm in there.

18:13 I'm 13 MN Y.

18:18 You know what I mean?

18:20 13 years old, male from New York.

18:22 Got it.

18:23 So, but then like someone if they like saw you and wanted to talk with you,

18:26 they'd message you on the side.

18:28 And I got a message from, hey, it's me12303.

18:31 and they were like trying to court me and like

18:33 ask for me to like send pictures and like

18:36 of your butt.

18:37 I don't remember what they were specifically asking pictures for at this point.

18:40 Maybe in other times I've talked about this I remember.

18:43 But I do remember very specifically they they

18:45 asked me to like hey finger yourself [laughter] forgot.

18:54 And my resp my response to them was where where

18:58 you know but let this be very clear because

19:01 this is not a Patreon episode which I just realized.

19:04 Yeah.

19:06 Yeah.

19:06 Internet predators are a really serious and dangerous thing.

19:08 [laughter]

19:09 Yeah.

19:09 I mean Yeah, dude.

19:10 So like it can happen to anyone even when you think it's not happening.

19:14 So be very alert.

19:16 Stay off the internet.

19:18 [laughter] It happened to your favorite podcaster, dude.

19:21 Yeah, dude.

19:22 I'm I was Oh man,

19:24 but it was So like it was that person

19:27 like anytime they would sign on they would message me.

19:29 That's disgusting.

19:30 Hey, did you do it yet?

19:31 Like I'm sure it was something sexual.

19:33 Just following up.

19:33 Got it.

19:34 Just just making sure

19:35 it was it was circling back.

19:36 It was gross.

19:37 Circling around.

19:38 Yeah.

19:38 Disgusting.

19:39 Disgusting.

19:39 Yeah.

19:39 Really gross.

19:40 And uh it was

19:41 We don't suggest anyone do any sort of thing.

19:44 I mean, especially like I'm not gonna start naming names,

19:47 but there are like certain places now where predators

19:50 are known to hang out and target people and like online.

19:55 I'm going to start dropping names of places or games or something, but

20:00 it's a very serious thing.

20:01 Like I don't want to be making light of something like

20:04 it was funny that it happened to me because like it

20:07 was like at the beginning of when this stuff started happening

20:09 and as a kid I didn't know but like now we have

20:11 the tools to know this and protect our loved ones against it.

20:14 So like very serious especially people are sick out there.

20:20 There really [laughter] are sick

20:22 Um we started with spoiled milk and here we are.

20:25 Yeah.

20:25 And now we're at spoiled I guess there's no way to make that work.

20:29 [snorts] Speaking of milk though, did you see the RFK Jr.

20:32 and Kid Rock video?

20:33 Oh my god.

20:35 I got to say for for Kid Rock who has thrown out some anti-gay slurs before,

20:44 that is quite a gay video, dude.

20:47 That's We're not going to get into the politics

20:50 of it all because that's not what this show is.

20:52 I'm down to do that, too.

20:53 I mean, [laughter] full screen this Oh, sure.

20:57 Uh, the only thing I'm going to need you guys to do

20:59 is just tell me when to pause because I'm not going to know.

21:01 Of course, you full screen it.

21:02 So,

21:03 well, hold on.

21:03 Before we even start,

21:04 let's let me tee it up a little bit.

21:06 Let's just say one thing.

21:08 What's with the jeans?

21:09 I mean, he doesn't take the jeans off.

21:11 We'll get into that as the video goes as someone that has seen this.

21:14 So, for those of you guys that aren't

21:15 from America and don't know luckily who these people are,

21:19 RFK Jr., Robert Francis Kennedy Jr.

21:24 is like the secretary of health or something like that.

21:26 The guy's in great shape.

21:28 I'm not going to take that away from him,

21:29 but has said and done some questionable things

21:31 and made suggestions about ways of being healthy.

21:35 Kid Rock, [laughter] not a shining example of American male health.

21:40 Let me just say that.

21:41 I I No one I have never looked at Kid Rock and just gone,

21:45 I wonder what his workout routine [laughter] is.

21:48 But outside I bet his lungs are clear.

21:51 Yeah.

21:52 I mean, he looks like he survived on cocaine,

21:56 cigarettes, and Jack Daniels for the last 25 years,

21:59 but they posted this as like a like motivational get up and get moving workout.

22:07 I don't even know what it's what is it cuz

22:10 it's like the whole milk part was just so weird.

22:13 Let's just play it and we'll just like kind

22:15 of we I don't want to play the whole thing through.

22:18 So, you have RFK Jr.

22:19 on the left, Kid Rock on the right.

22:22 Just play it.

22:22 Just play it.

22:23 Okay, we'll start.

22:23 We'll just start.

22:24 It's It's a minute and a half long.

22:27 Secretary Kennedy and Kid Rock's rock out workout.

22:31 Pause it, please.

22:32 Let's start with this.

22:33 We're never getting through this.

22:35 It's okay, baby.

22:36 We got a show here.

22:39 They got me with the image of the eagle, the bear, and the great white shark.

22:44 Really?

22:43 I love those things.

22:44 Those animals.

22:45 Okay, those are cool animals.

22:47 They're too easy, dude.

22:48 But but calling it the rockout workout,

22:52 I just don't get what the point of this is.

22:55 Just play it.

22:56 I got you.

22:57 I got you.

22:58 And it's like he's cheering.

23:00 He's like cheering him on like,

23:01 "Let's go work out." And then he's taking his shirt off,

23:03 which no one has ever asked him to do and then he's serving food.

23:08 Okay.

23:09 Throw.

23:10 Wait, wait, hold on.

23:11 Go back.

23:12 Did he take his shirt off and have another shirt under it?

23:15 What?

23:16 No, I don't think so.

23:17 Who are you talking about?

23:18 Kid Rock.

23:19 No, it looks like he was wearing another Yeah.

23:23 Oh, it was like a sweater and he had a little shirt underneath.

23:25 Yeah.

23:27 Okay.

23:26 Now he's just doing zero resistance workouts.

23:30 [laughter] Also, bad form.

23:32 You're going to hurt your neck there, my friend.

23:35 But yeah, it's like a workout video.

23:36 Can we just like skip to the uh Here we go.

23:38 Now we're talking.

23:39 Oh, and then also [laughter] this is great.

23:41 You have the assault bike in the the the uh sauna and then

23:45 also at a certain point he jumps into the cold plunge fully in jeans.

23:50 Yeah.

23:51 What's here?

23:54 Oh.

23:54 Oh.

23:54 Well, now we know it's it's the cold plunge

23:56 cuz the ice came in on the on the screen.

23:59 Why isn't he Why is he wearing jeans?

24:03 You're I know you have not watched Arrested Development,

24:06 but there's a character on that show that's

24:07 a never nude and he wears jean cut offs everywhere.

24:11 all the time and like is afraid to be nude

24:14 and people are saying that RFK Jr.

24:15 might be a never nude.

24:16 I mean, I just it's very confusing that he's doing this.

24:20 But then at one point during this video,

24:22 they're in a a hot tub together and then it says whole milk in like drippy.

24:28 I mean, you don't need you don't need to spoil it.

24:30 We'll we'll get there.

24:31 We could we could skip to it if you had.

24:35 Well, first he jumps into the pool with more jeans and then

24:37 Yeah, he's got

24:38 He also got out of the cold plunge.

24:40 Yeah.

24:40 Yeah.

24:40 And now it's like whole milk and they drink

24:42 whole milk with the drippy like WHAT LIKE WHAT IS

24:47 LIKE WHAT WHAT IS THAT whole thing about?

24:50 Like what is it about?

24:51 I think like there are people that are saying that like

24:54 we have moved away from whole milk as a healthy drink.

24:58 Not you.

24:59 I love whole milk.

24:59 I'll say love whole milk.

25:01 I'll tell you this.

25:02 This does more damage to my whole milk appreciation than anything else.

25:05 So maybe it's working.

25:07 This is like you know what it is.

25:08 There it is.

25:09 Take another whiff.

25:10 Oh my god.

25:11 Please stop with that milk.

25:12 That was like the closest thing we'll

25:14 get to like a hyper rightwing heated rivalry.

25:19 Like guys, that's what that is.

25:21 Guys, just just kiss.

25:24 Yeah.

25:24 I don't know what's going on.

25:25 Just kiss.

25:26 No one's going to like We'll be like accepting.

25:28 I promise.

25:29 I mean, you might have said some things that maybe

25:30 people will give you a little flack for a little bit.

25:32 Like

25:33 me?

25:33 No, not you.

25:34 Kid Rock.

25:35 Oh, Kid Ro.

25:36 Yeah, he has, Frank.

25:37 But like guys, if you want a kiss, like we'll I'll accept you.

25:42 I think you will too.

25:43 And questionable.

25:45 I just feel like it's like a weird video.

25:47 I just don't know what it what it means.

25:49 Like it's like let's we're going to work out and then

25:51 we're going to drink whole milk in a hot tub.

25:54 What?

25:54 Well, like what are we doing?

25:56 Is that not the I assume the idea of that is

25:58 to get up and work out, be more active.

26:01 Is it?

26:02 I'm I'm gonna ask you a question.

26:04 You watch that.

26:05 Does that make you excited to work out?

26:08 No.

26:09 It's I'm confused.

26:11 What if I told you that it wasn't in this video because

26:15 we don't want to get in trouble and owe money to Kid Rock.

26:19 What if I told you that the whole thing

26:21 was underscored by the song Ba with the Ba?

26:24 Yeah, I did hear that.

26:26 Uh that doesn't that if anything that just makes it

26:28 more confusing for me and it's just like it's so funny.

26:31 The edit is so funny to me because

26:32 it's just like the typical like America thing.

26:37 It's like eagles, bears, the flag, whole milk.

26:41 Like what?

26:42 What are we attaching to?

26:44 I am just as confused by that as I am.

26:47 The several pairs of blue jeans that he works out in.

26:51 I think that was one pair of jeans that was wet,

26:55 then in the sauna, and then back to wet again.

26:59 To be fair, don't you kind of resonate with that a little bit?

27:01 you 100%.

27:02 You You were in there full jeans.

27:04 Do you see that point by the way?

27:05 I did.

27:06 Yeah.

27:06 You know you saw it.

27:07 You're in full jeans.

27:09 I'm never I have never once worked out in jeans.

27:12 However, I think now for experimenting.

27:18 Maybe maybe we have to give it a shot.

27:20 Maybe we need to go

27:21 wearing wet jeans.

27:22 No.

27:22 I mean, they were working out legs like they were doing they

27:25 were also doing they were doing some back and shoulders in there.

27:30 You know, the blue jeans of all

27:32 sitting in a car at one point like what [laughter] what is this video?

27:35 The blue jeans of it all is the most confusing because this is the type

27:39 of like propaganda that does work for a very

27:44 select group of people in this country.

27:46 blue jeans like the whole like holding up a flag in front

27:51 of a statue of Lady Liberty in your home.

27:54 Was that who that was?

27:55 That was the Statue of Liberty.

27:57 Oh, was it?

27:58 Yeah.

27:58 My god.

27:59 Like and then working out in blue like like working

28:02 out in my blue jeans like that does work for people.

28:08 I don't know if I've ever had wet jeans on.

28:11 Oo, that's a good I know I have because

28:13 like I have put on like not jeans, I guess.

28:16 They're kind of like work pants over like sweatpants to go in the snow.

28:25 Okay.

28:24 So, like those get wet.

28:26 Why not wear snow pants?

28:28 Oh, cuz I don't own any.

28:30 You don't have snow pants?

28:32 Nope.

28:34 Why?

28:33 Cuz I don't.

28:35 Snows every year, though.

28:37 Yeah.

28:37 Not enough to justify wearing pants one day a year.

28:41 Just one pair of pants.

28:43 I don't care enough for snow pants.

28:44 Like it makes sense because you go skiing and snowboarding.

28:49 Yeah, that makes sense to have snow pants.

28:50 I It makes zero sense for me to have snow pants.

28:52 I wouldn't say zero.

28:55 Zero.

28:56 Okay.

28:56 Never had a full drink spilled in your lap wearing jeans.

28:59 I've had It goes right through.

29:01 I have.

29:01 I think.

29:02 Yeah, I have been.

29:03 Oh, you had a wet penis all the way through.

29:05 I have I have been caught Whoa.

29:07 in like the rain in jeans and like the thighs get very wet.

29:11 That's like the most uncomfortable feeling.

29:13 Like I've got a call in the rain in jeans and I'm like,

29:14 "Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.

29:15 I can't imagine being completely wet." What are you talking about?

29:18 That was like a very specific

29:20 like had a pinina colada just poured right through your jeans or

29:23 just a cocktail or a beer just went it just went right through.

29:26 Do you have

29:27 like they landed on top but you felt it in the back?

29:29 You know what I mean?

29:29 You someone spilled a drink on your penis and you felt it in your ass.

29:34 Actually like you're like sitting in it then.

29:36 Yeah.

29:36 It went right right through the whole thing.

29:37 Yeah, I think I've had that experience as well.

29:39 Well, you got to buy better jeans then.

29:40 That's such a

29:42 No, no, he's right.

29:43 Jeans are denim is very porous and absorbent.

29:47 So, I I I I feel your pain.

29:49 I have felt it.

29:50 I'm currently feeling it thinking back on it.

29:52 Well, I appreciate you feeling it.

29:55 Whoa.

29:55 See what he did.

29:56 I mean, I feel like you set him up for that to be fair.

29:59 I Is there a reality where we film a rebuttal one?

30:06 You and I film a like rock out

30:09 workout basementard edition and it's us at the gym.

30:14 You could be in jeans.

30:15 I could be kid rock.

30:16 [laughter] You want to be kid rock?

30:20 I don't want to be.

30:21 But if someone has to be, I'll take that bullet doing push-up.

30:25 I'll take that bullet.

30:26 And then we when we jump into the hot tub, what are we drinking?

30:30 Whole milk, brother.

30:32 Oh,

30:32 what do you think?

30:32 We're just going to remake it.

30:33 I think we should do our version of it,

30:36 right?

30:36 So that's what we wouldn't drink.

30:38 Oh, you guys would do like chocolate milk.

30:41 Why would we drink chocolate milk?

30:42 I don't know.

30:43 Cuz it's the opposite of them trying to be healthy milk, right?

30:48 Isn't this the thing?

30:49 I don't know.

30:50 I don't even know what you're saying, but

30:51 that's how confusing it is.

30:52 I mean, it's a very confusing.

30:53 I drink Kool-Aid, like a a fruit punch or something.

30:56 Now we're talking.

30:57 I haven't had fruit punch in a long time.

30:58 Now we're talking.

30:59 I do have a thing of Kool-Aid at my house.

31:01 No.

31:01 When was the last What?

31:02 You have Kool-Aid?

31:03 Yeah.

31:04 Oh

31:04 You want it?

31:06 No.

31:07 Oh.

31:07 All right.

31:07 [laughter] But I mean, it makes sense.

31:09 You have children.

31:10 What am I going to do with it?

31:10 I mean, we haven't we haven't opened it yet.

31:13 When was the last time you had a Hawaiian punch?

31:15 Oh, too long, brother.

31:17 Which I've never been to Hawaii.

31:20 Something tells me that's not Hawaiian.

31:24 I'm like punch.

31:26 Like real Hawaiian punch is probably not that color.

31:29 [laughter] I don't think that's like Dr.

31:33 Pepper should only be working on peppers.

31:35 Like

31:37 no, but like Dr.

31:38 Pepper has it's like it's spicy because it's cinnamon in there.

31:41 But like Hawaiian Punch is just in the name.

31:45 Like I'm sure if you went to Hawaii and you were like,

31:46 "Where's the Hawaiian Punch?" They'd hit you.

31:49 Yeah.

31:49 I'm not going to do that [laughter]

31:51 because I think we're all under the assumption

31:53 that it's just not It's not actually like Hawaiian based.

31:56 I know.

31:57 I It's been a while.

31:58 I will tell you this.

31:59 Here you go.

32:02 Rank these.

32:02 And it could be any flavor you want.

32:04 Whatever the best flavor is of these three drinks.

32:08 Uhhuh.

32:08 Kool-Aid.

32:12 Yeah.

32:09 Hawaiian Punch.

32:10 Capri Sun.

32:12 High Sea.

32:13 Go.

32:17 What was it again?

32:18 Oh, Kool-Aid's number one.

32:19 Kool.

32:19 Kool-Aid's number one.

32:20 Yeah.

32:21 And what's your like flavor?

32:22 The coolers.

32:23 The cooler.

32:23 The jammers.

32:24 Oh, the one.

32:26 Yeah.

32:26 The one that came in the plastic bottle.

32:27 Yeah.

32:27 And it looks like a spaceship.

32:29 Looks like a spaceship or that too.

32:30 It does.

32:31 Um uh Hawaiian Punch is not made in Hawaii.

32:35 No Sherlock.

32:36 All right.

32:36 I mean, you're the one.

32:37 [laughter] Just Just um I'll put Kool-Aid first.

32:40 Probably Capri Sun second.

32:43 Capri Sun is up there.

32:44 I don't like when they try to put Kool-Aid in the pouches.

32:47 Like the pouch pouch game was a Capri Sun game.

32:50 Yeah, that's it.

32:51 Respect.

32:51 Respect that they established that.

32:54 Um then High.

32:57 Okay.

32:57 Hawaiian Punch.

32:58 What was the other one?

32:59 Was that the last one?

33:00 Hawaiian Punch, Kool-Aid, High Sea, and Capri Sun.

33:03 Yeah.

33:03 Yeah, I put Hawaiian Punch last.

33:06 Really?

33:05 It's good, but like it also like I I don't know if this is true or not,

33:09 but I feel like it can't get cold.

33:12 Wow.

33:12 That's an astute observation.

33:14 Like I don't I've never had that and be like,

33:15 "Oh, this is cold." Like never cold.

33:17 I don't think I've ever had cold versions of any of those drinks.

33:20 Can you look that up, actually?

33:21 Cuz I wonder if that's an actual thing

33:22 because I've like tested that before and be like,

33:24 "I don't know if I can get this cold." cuz I put it in my

33:26 because it comes in in a 30 gallon jug and you have to keep

33:30 it in the fridge for four weeks for it to get even remotely cold.

33:32 You want me to look up if the liquid drink Hawaiian punch can get cold?

33:37 Yes.

33:37 Okay.

33:37 [laughter] Just make I'm just making sure.

33:40 Do your job.

33:41 I have a theory that it can't.

33:44 The question I I would write here is can Hawaiian Punch get cold?

33:47 Yeah.

33:48 Okay.

33:48 I think it's an I think it's a great

33:49 question and I don't like the judgment he's using.

33:52 I'm just I'm just clarifying.

33:53 I will tell you this.

33:54 I If we're asking it is a top search.

33:56 Sorry to inter but there is it.

33:59 Um but yes Hawaiian punch get get get get get get get get get get get get get

34:01 get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get

34:01 get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get get

34:02 get get get get get get get get get

34:02 get get gets cold when refrigerated or placed over ice.

34:06 I don't believe you don't drink any of that with ice.

34:09 If other people are asking that there's something you drink it

34:13 out of either a cardboard box or a reflective plastic pouch.

34:20 Wait a minute.

34:21 It does say the high sugar content acts as an antireeze,

34:25 meaning it requires lower temperatures than water to reach freezing state.

34:29 So technically,

34:30 I knew it.

34:31 The threshold of being cold is lower.

34:32 Bro, I'm pretty sure that if you put Hawaiian Punch in the freezer,

34:36 it wouldn't freeze like vodka.

34:38 [laughter]

34:38 Well, I think I think if your freezer is set to 32, it might not.

34:43 But if your freezer is set to like minus two,

34:45 like most are, then yeah, it'll probably freeze.

34:48 I don't know, dude.

34:50 I I'd give you like 40%.

34:53 I have theory.

34:53 It's a theory.

34:54 That's a That is such a great point

34:57 to also piggyback off that.

34:59 I've never had a warm yohoo.

35:02 Every yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I have had a really

35:05 I mean they're on the floor.

35:08 That was a stupid way of saying [laughter] what I wanted to say.

35:10 That was a very stupid way of saying that.

35:12 I meant like how Hold on.

35:15 How are you drinking [laughter] your yoooo?

35:18 Well, at my that's very dumb.

35:20 That was I missed all the contacts.

35:22 My at my mom's house,

35:24 she would buy drinks like that that come in like cases or whatever and she would

35:28 have them on the floor near the back door and I would just drink them like that.

35:32 They're on the floor [laughter] as as if that was like, oh, okay.

35:36 My my point is like they're not stored cold.

35:39 But like cans I remember our friend always had freezing.

35:43 That was basically like beer for an 8-year-old.

35:47 Yeah.

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39:58 So, what were we saying?

39:59 I was talking about Yohoo and how much I've drank uh of that.

40:02 I in high school, I would get it every single morning.

40:05 I mean, I I

40:07 four years of yoooo.

40:08 You know what kind of damage I've done to my body?

40:09 From like 8th until 10th grade,

40:12 every morning my breakfast was a can of Coca-Cola and a BLT.

40:18 Like it we were not Wait, you have Coca-Cola for breakfast?

40:24 Yeah.

40:24 Yoooo.

40:24 [laughter] What has more sugar, a can of Yohoo or a can of Coca-Cola?

40:29 Couldn't tell you.

40:30 Probably Coca-Cola.

40:30 I would say Coca-Cola, but it might not.

40:32 The margin might be slimmer than I feel like they're both bad.

40:35 They're both like equally like

40:37 Coca-Cola is like like 35 milligrams where Yohoo might

40:41 be in the like low 20s, low to mid 20s.

40:46 No, I think I know like a can of Coca-Cola Coca-Cola is 39 gram of sugar.

40:52 Holy moly.

40:53 Yoooo is 33.

40:54 Holy moly again.

40:55 So who's who's who?

40:58 Yeah.

40:58 I mean, you know, [laughter] do did you know that yoooo has no milk in it?

41:04 Yeah.

41:03 Yeah.

41:03 They can't call it chocolate milk.

41:05 It's like chocolatey drink or something.

41:06 Chocolate drink.

41:07 Yeah.

41:07 It's weird.

41:08 That tripped me out.

41:09 I'm okay with it.

41:10 I mean, it I'm not I'm not looking to have it to like supplement my milk intake.

41:16 You know,

41:16 you know what I [laughter] You know what I did once?

41:20 I put uh it was a glass bottle of Yoooo Too and I

41:24 would put it in a bowl and then I put cereal in it.

41:27 Oh, yeah.

41:27 Duh.

41:29 Yeah.

41:28 Like I think of like Cocoa Pebbles or Cocoa Puffs or something.

41:32 Yeah.

41:32 I was not a big chocolatey cereal kid, but I could see why that would.

41:35 But you could also just do regular milk.

41:38 Bro, what I would do to a cocoa pebble right now.

41:40 A Fruity Pebble.

41:41 Bro, you got a Fruity Pebble in front of me?

41:43 I'll show you some.

41:44 I mean, I'm down for some Fruity Pebbles.

41:45 Aunt, can you make it happen?

41:47 A multiple cereal taste test episode.

41:50 Is that

41:51 Door Dash right now?

41:52 A half gallon of whole milk.

41:55 I can't.

41:55 We can't get more milk.

41:56 [laughter] And a bowl.

41:58 And some Fruity Pebbles.

41:59 So, we can have some Fruity Pebbles in here.

42:00 I want to put my tongue through an Applejack.

42:03 Oh, I Yeah.

42:06 Yeah.

42:06 I mean, I don't know.

42:07 I'm not going to touch that one.

42:08 You know it though.

42:09 You want to do it, too.

42:10 Not through an Applejack.

42:13 Yeah.

42:12 I love uh Call Me a Satist.

42:14 Is that the one that loves pain?

42:18 Masochist.

42:17 That's it.

42:18 I think sadists like like evil or something like that.

42:22 [laughter] But like I used to love putting a crunch

42:25 berry between my tongue and the roof of my mouth

42:27 and crushing it and then it would just shred

42:29 the top of my mouth like a cheese grater.

42:31 I know you're going to make fun of me, but let me get it out first.

42:33 The the honeycomb.

42:34 I know you would suck through it all the time.

42:36 What did I just say?

42:37 What did I just say?

42:38 Hello.

42:38 CALL MY THERAPIST.

42:39 I KNEW IT.

42:41 [laughter]

42:44 I like sucking it and making it crush and making it flat.

42:48 Real flat.

42:48 Like those videos of like people putting

42:50 things into like vacuums and then they like

42:52 cut all the oxygen out and then just I have no idea what you just

42:58 I've never seen those.

42:58 You

42:59 talking about

43:01 I thought you were talking about the hydraulic machine that like crushes stuff.

43:04 What do you think is by serving size the most unhealthy like sugary cereal?

43:11 I imagine it's got to be fruity.

43:15 No, Froot Loops.

43:17 I unfortunately I'm pretty sure it's Frosted Flakes.

43:22 Get the OUT OF HERE.

43:23 NO WAY, DUDE.

43:24 FROST.

43:25 I'VE CONVINCED MYSELF.

43:27 NO.

43:27 FOR worse

43:29 or better that Frosted Flakes is like healthy adjacent, dude.

43:32 It's so good.

43:33 It's It's flakes.

43:34 It's corn flakes.

43:36 It's corn flakes, but it's like

43:39 It ain't

43:41 frosted,

43:41 but it ain't But it ain't the other ones, dude.

43:42 Like

43:43 it's got to be Froot Loops.

43:44 Cinnamon Toast Crunch has to be worse than frosted flakes

43:47 cuz you're getting you're getting a thing of Froot

43:49 Loops that is just every color that is not natural.

43:52 I saw this thing that a one of the cheesecakes.

43:57 It's their most like calorically dense cheesecakes

44:00 from the Cheesecake Factory up against other stuff.

44:02 It's like a Reese's Pieces cheesecake or whatever.

44:05 It's 1,500 calories for a slice.

44:11 What?

44:10 That's bad.

44:11 But it's cheesecake.

44:12 I'm going to eat it.

44:13 Yeah.

44:13 Yeah, I mean it's probably delicious.

44:15 I imagine that it's got to be Froot Loops at the top.

44:20 It's so tough because I think like Fruity Pebbles,

44:22 but ah yeah, why don't you look this up?

44:25 This is very easy.

44:26 I know I am.

44:27 I'm trying here.

44:28 Just pull up like the nutrition facts on like the heavy hitters.

44:32 We got cereal crunch time.

44:36 Um Honey Crunch with nuts.

44:38 Does anybody know that Kohl's Honey Crunch with Nuts?

44:40 Anybody heard that?

44:40 You think I am going into a grocery

44:42 store and I'm picking out honey crunches with nuts?

44:45 I hope you take a gun and shoot me in the face.

44:48 Well, it's saying that by weight that's 42% sugar.

44:52 [laughter]

44:53 What the bag?

44:54 Yeah.

44:54 And Frosted Flakes is 41% SUGAR.

44:58 AND THAT'S NO, LIKE THE BAG.

45:01 I MEAN, HE'S SAYING by weight though.

45:02 A corn a corn flake is like papyrus.

45:06 So, of course, it's going to be heavier

45:08 because of the amount of sugar that's caked on.

45:10 I tell you what, my favorite bowl of Frosted Flakes is when you get

45:13 to the end and then you just dump a bunch of that dust in there.

45:17 Oh, yeah.

45:18 Oh my god.

45:18 I'm not looking for by weight what the amount of sugar is.

45:21 I'm How is this hard?

45:22 How are you not just looking up Frosted Flag Sugar?

45:25 I'm trying to get a bunch of cereals at one.

45:27 Let's just get the one.

45:28 How much sugar is in Is there more sugar in a Coca-Cola?

45:32 To his defense, he needs to find like of comparable serving sizes.

45:35 So like if a serving size for this one is a third

45:37 of a cup and that one it's a half a cup like they're all it's cereal.

45:40 It should be the same.

45:42 No different.

45:42 They you can quantify what a serving size is like yourself.

45:46 It doesn't need to.

45:47 Okay.

45:47 So I got a bunch of cereals.

45:48 Um serving sizes of 30 grams and their sugar content.

45:52 This guy's going by grams.

45:53 Where the

45:54 I believe it's a bowl.

45:54 I believe it's

45:55 We're in a good old You didn't see that RFK Kid Rock video.

45:57 We want it in Fahrenheit from what what it looks like here.

46:02 Frosted Miniweeks.

46:04 Mini weeks.

46:04 Frosted Mini Wheats and Captain Crunch are the highest.

46:07 Yeah.

46:07 At 15.7 grams of sugar.

46:09 Whoa.

46:10 Frosted Mini Wheats.

46:11 I again convince myself that those are healthy, too.

46:14 Me, too.

46:14 I like when I get a double.

46:16 Oh, or when you get one that is just covered.

46:20 Just the house is painted with this

46:23 Yeah.

46:23 Blizzard.

46:24 I'm talking like four coats of paint on this bastard.

46:26 Oh my god, I love this.

46:27 And then you get one that's like nothing on it and you're just like this idiot.

46:30 Why do I feel like I'm from Kansas or Kentucky?

46:32 I'm eating hay.

46:32 What am I a horse?

46:33 Get this the out of here, Dorothy.

46:35 Wait, that one has a lot of sugar in it.

46:37 Yep.

46:37 Captain Crunch and Frosted Mini Weights.

46:38 Very high.

46:39 Top two.

46:41 They're tied.

46:42 Captain Crunch.

46:43 I

46:43 Captain Crunch.

46:44 I get I mean, there's nothing real about that.

46:47 No, I I would get it if it was Oops.

46:49 Allbererries, which is the superior version.

46:51 Frank, those are all dyed anyway.

46:53 I know, but I'm saying like Captain Crunch.

46:56 Like Captain Crunch without Crunchberries is just those little yellow puffs.

46:59 Yeah, but those are dyed,

47:01 right?

47:03 Yeah.

47:02 Yeah.

47:03 [laughter] Yeah.

47:03 Sound like a piece of corn.

47:05 You're right.

47:05 You're right.

47:05 You're right.

47:06 You're right.

47:06 You're right.

47:06 You're right.

47:07 You're right.

47:08 What else we got?

47:09 What the hell is the Frosted Flakes before I cut my own head off at the neck?

47:13 I I am a little disappointed with Frosted Flakes.

47:16 I really thought Tony the Tiger was saying they're

47:17 great in terms of what how they were for you.

47:20 Frosted Flakes is 10.3 gram of SUGAR PER THAT'S MY But what's the serving size?

47:27 30 grams, which is what?

47:28 A third of a cup.

47:28 So it's a So it's a third of the serving

47:30 size of sugar is essentially what it's saying.

47:32 But and and if a serving size you're putting like

47:35 close to a cup and a half in this bowl, baby.

47:39 No, I'm not.

47:39 You're going to, Frank.

47:41 Whatever the biggest bowl in my house is

47:43 is getting filled to the brim and then refilled.

47:46 I love how we have somehow, and by we, I mean me,

47:48 but you're in this with me now, baby,

47:50 convinced oursel that sugary cereal is still in a way healthy.

47:55 Oh, I Yeah, I

47:57 that ship has sailed.

47:57 I know.

47:58 I know.

47:59 So, Frosted Flakes is 10.3 gram of sugar per, but Fruity Pebbles is 10.

48:05 Whoa, hold on.

48:06 Hold on.

48:07 But Fruity Pebbles is basically I mean, now now we're Now I'm on a diet.

48:10 Now, now I'm [laughter] on a diet.

48:12 Fruity Pebbles, I'm on a diet.

48:13 Yeah.

48:13 If anything, Fruity Pebbles

48:16 The thing with Fruity Pebbles is

48:17 better for you than frosted flakes.

48:19 The thing with though is actually it's

48:21 probably not just because they're so small.

48:24 I can get rid of the half a bag like that.

48:29 Yeah, but if you're going by serving size, it all it all equates like Yeah,

48:33 they're saying a serving size a serving size

48:36 of Frosted Flakes might be 100 Frosted Flakes

48:40 where a serving size of Fruity Pebbles might be 500 because

48:44 Sure.

48:44 Sure.

48:44 Sure.

48:44 But I I definitely think I could eat the bag of Fruity

48:47 Pebbles in two sittings and the Frosted Flakes might take me three.

48:51 I love Fruity Pebbles for the first minute

48:53 and a half that I have that bowl there.

48:55 After that, it becomes You guys are crazy.

48:58 I LIKE A little soggy cereal.

49:00 No, I'm sorry.

49:00 It basically becomes like toilet water.

49:03 Like I'm It It like sops up and becomes like a

49:07 Frank, if that's what toilet water tastes like, give me a swirly.

49:11 Yeah.

49:11 Okay.

49:12 Flush it and let it drain in.

49:14 You want to be You want to head in there, right?

49:15 That was crazy.

49:18 Um,

49:17 Cinnamon Toast Crunch 9.7.

49:20 Literally a diet.

49:21 Literally, I'm on a diet.

49:22 That's crazy because they've also mastered what breakfast cereal is.

49:26 We've said we've we've done this before and we'll say it again.

49:30 Best cereal.

49:30 That's the best cereal.

49:31 That's S tier for you.

49:32 Yeah, it is.

49:33 Maybe sometimes you get a shrimp tail in there.

49:36 Did that happen?

49:36 Was that That was them.

49:39 H

49:39 You don't remember that?

49:40 Was the guy having lunch?

49:41 No, the guy like poured out a bowl

49:43 and he got like a cinnamon frosted shrimp tail,

49:47 which I'm going to go out on a limb for.

49:49 would think it was like a sweep stakes.

49:50 I'd be like, "Oh, lucky me." Oh, Yeah.

49:52 Well, that we're We come from the days of like you open up

49:55 a serial box and there's like a PlayStation one demo disc in there.

49:59 Does that not happen anymore?

50:00 Now they do like Cracker Jackack prizes where it's like tear

50:03 this paper off and it's a model tax book or some

50:08 I hated when cereals like they don't have toys in them and they're like,

50:11 "Oh, just, you know, mail it in for a rebate." I'm like,

50:14 "Bro, I still to this day I have no idea

50:17 what a rebate is." And I'll tell you, I'll I'll

50:19 I'm not participating.

50:20 I'm not I'll never figure it out because I need to stand in solidarity with you.

50:24 Oh, I need to We need to mail this in and then we'll send it.

50:26 It's not happening.

50:27 Yeah.

50:27 You get a $200 mailin rebate.

50:29 I'm not I'm not doing work.

50:31 You want me to get up and do work after I just gave you all my money?

50:35 I'm not paying for this for you to mail me money back.

50:38 What are we doing?

50:39 I'm like, so what?

50:40 So in a month and a half, I get a check for a hundred bucks.

50:46 you, Kelloggs.

50:47 Yeah, I'm not I'm not doing that.

50:48 I mean,

50:50 what are you so pensively looking up now?

50:52 Just making sure if you asked for more cereals that I had any and I have none.

50:55 I mean, [laughter] what are what is another We need to know.

50:59 Give me

51:00 Well, I just All right.

51:01 Give me honeycombs.

51:02 I don't

51:02 because Or corn pops.

51:04 I'm a little When corn pops used to come

51:05 in the bag that looks like it was sent to space.

51:08 Oh, they got rid of that?

51:10 Yeah.

51:10 The Area 51 bag.

51:11 Yes.

51:11 Now it's in a regular ass bag, which

51:13 Oh my god.

51:15 Such nuts.

51:16 Yeah.

51:16 Um,

51:19 I don't know what how many grams are going

51:21 off of, but it says 15 grams per serving.

51:24 That's not higher than I thought.

51:25 That's not that low.

51:26 I was expecting it to be low.

51:28 Corn pops are kind of ass.

51:30 Come on now.

51:30 You like them?

51:31 I kind of like Oh, Apple Jacks.

51:33 Yeah, Applejacks are great.

51:34 Apple Jacks.

51:35 Corn pops are like I like corn pops.

51:38 Got to have my pops.

51:39 You know what?

51:39 I like kicks.

51:41 Berry berry kicks.

51:42 Now we're talking.

51:42 But that's another Now you're getting crazy.

51:44 This is dessert now.

51:45 I know.

51:46 Berry berry kicks.

51:46 Like that was another one that was just like a healthier alternative.

51:49 Like if you if you were in if you were in elementary

51:52 school and like someone found out you had kicks be like,

51:55 "All right, you all you what are you?" You know,

51:58 you think you're a model of health?

52:02 Yeah.

52:01 Do you know any grown adults that like non honey Cheerios?

52:06 Uh, no.

52:06 I'm going to go one step further.

52:08 Cheerios kind of suck.

52:10 Honey nut Cheerios are fantastic.

52:12 Yeah, honey nuts.

52:13 They can suck my nuts.

52:14 You don't like Honey Nut Cheerios for real?

52:16 No.

52:16 They could suck [laughter] my nuts.

52:17 Uh frosted Cheerios.

52:19 Oh.

52:20 Oh.

52:20 Well, hey, time to grow up, though.

52:23 Okay, you graduated.

52:25 You're the one that just said you'd eat a box of Fruity Pebbles in two bowls.

52:29 Who needs to grow up?

52:30 I said I would eat it in one sitting like a grown-up.

52:33 Okay.

52:33 [laughter]

52:34 And I also haven't done that in two years.

52:38 That's recent, brother.

52:38 But two years ago, [laughter] that's that's real recent.

52:40 Few years ago I y I wanted like a little cereal kick cuz I was like I'll

52:44 just eat everything else cuz like I hadn't

52:46 eaten cereal in ye like literally like six years.

52:48 It's okay to treat yourself a little bit.

52:50 I'm just saying I fell into a hole and it was a deer ra yap yap.

52:56 And it was a deep dark rabbit hole and I

52:58 uh was just buying cereal and then I was just crushing.

53:02 God, let's get cereal in here.

53:04 See, this is why it's good that like

53:06 we talk this stuff out.

53:07 Well, just just be let's get cereal in here.

53:09 is so stupid.

53:11 No, but it's good that like you know if I lived alone Oh my god, dude.

53:16 Yeah, it's good.

53:17 I would eat like an idiot.

53:18 Well, I did live alone and I did eat like an idiot.

53:22 Do you remember the big boxes where it was like three of them?

53:26 Oh well, you'd get them from like Costco.

53:29 You go to Costco and it would be a like time machine box and it would

53:33 have three bags in there which you could

53:35 never get back in once you open the bag.

53:38 No.

53:38 No.

53:38 Once you once it's open and you open the box, it's done.

53:41 And it would be like But see, this is how they'd get you.

53:43 They'd put a shitty one in there.

53:45 It'd be like Apple Jacks, Froot Loops, and then Honey Smacks or something.

53:50 Or like Rice Krispies,

53:51 which are good.

53:52 I love Rice Krispies.

53:53 You got to add sugar.

53:54 I love hearing that talk to you in like Spanish and like that.

53:57 What's going on?

53:58 What's going on?

53:59 That's what I imagine.

53:59 Like people that watched the Turning Point USA halftime show

54:03 thought that the like Bad Bunny halftime show sounded like

54:06 like Snap, Crackle, Pop, just like a like a bull.

54:09 Like those people are just like I'm not listening to this.

54:11 And to them it just sounds like [snorts]

54:17 you interpreting the sound that Rice Krispie

54:19 makes as his like Hispanic or Spanish is I'm saying I imagine that's what they

54:24 thought it sounded like because they're the idiots.

54:26 Not me.

54:28 Right.

54:27 I'm not.

54:30 Yeah.

54:29 And what's your favorite cereal if you All right.

54:32 Cuz we've we've talked about it.

54:34 Give us your top three.

54:36 Frosted Flakes.

54:36 Yeah.

54:37 Number one.

54:38 Uh I think so.

54:39 Interchangeable.

54:39 Doesn't you don't need to order.

54:40 I respect it.

54:41 Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

54:42 Yeah.

54:42 Yeah.

54:42 And then respectful cocoa.

54:43 Uh cocoa pebbles.

54:45 Yes.

54:46 Oh, you're not a puff guy.

54:49 No.

54:49 I'll tell you this.

54:49 I don't know what it is because I'm 99% sure it's not actual fruit flavors.

54:56 Trixs is amazing.

54:57 I used to with Trixs when they were shapes.

55:00 There's They're back to shapes, brother.

55:02 That's They've come all the way back

55:03 to shapes because they were balls for a while.

55:05 Yeah.

55:05 When it was all balls, I'm like,

55:07 "This is too much balls." They put a lot

55:09 of balls in there and now they're back to shapes.

55:11 I like shapes.

55:12 I also love my Lucky Charms.

55:14 I know.

55:15 Grow up.

55:15 I know.

55:16 I know.

55:16 I need to.

55:17 No, they're overrated.

55:18 But I would never go as far as

55:20 I would say they're not very good.

55:22 You know what sucks actually?

55:25 I don't know if they suck.

55:26 Golden Grams.

55:28 Dude, if you like good and bad honey smacks or golden grams, just do all

55:33 We ate a lot of honey smacks growing up, but they taste like a old brown house.

55:40 Yep.

55:41 Like you would need to like read like a first

55:43 edition of like The Hobbit when you had that.

55:45 When I when I'm eating Honey Smacks, I'm thinking of

55:50 the original Wizard of Oz and like that in the beginning that's like little dog.

55:55 Like I'm thinking of her.

55:56 Yeah.

55:56 The neighbor.

55:56 or whatever that idiot's name was.

55:58 Wasn't she the witch?

55:59 She ended up being the witch.

56:00 It was played by Margaret Hammer.

56:04 Correct.

56:04 I would imagine that like the people that ate honeymacks also like regularly

56:10 had like framed burlap sacks on their wall and ran an antique shop

56:14 and like played with tops.

56:17 Pogs.

56:18 What's that?

56:19 You remember Pogs?

56:20 They were weird.

56:20 They were right before it was like 1993, 1994.

56:24 They were like little cardboard circles with like characters on them and like it

56:28 was like the slammer and it was like a card game before card game.

56:32 I thought you I thought you saying pog like pog like a never mind.

56:37 You got it.

56:38 You know what?

56:38 You know what's a pog?

56:39 You know what I'm talking about.

56:40 Pog.

56:40 I'm going to say no.

56:42 You know

56:42 I know

56:43 what's a pog.

56:44 It's a It's a porn term.

56:48 Okay, you've lost me.

56:49 Well, it's spelled P A WG, so I'll let you like come up with something.

56:53 Is it an acronym for something?

56:56 Yeah.

56:58 Um, can't wait.

56:59 [laughter] Just so we're clear, this is Frank figuring out for the first time

57:03 what what a POG is.

57:04 What a P.

57:05 So, it's it's it's P A WG.

57:07 So, it's used as like it's an acronym.

57:09 An acronym, but like it's used to describe someone or something.

57:13 Uh, both.

57:14 So, like [sighs] without a hint, it's gonna be tough.

57:20 Pretty asswiped gentleman.

57:22 Okay.

57:22 You're like close, but gentleman.

57:24 Gentleman's crazy.

57:25 Pretty ass widow guy.

57:31 Guy.

57:31 What the hell are you?

57:32 What was that?

57:33 Bog G.

57:34 The guy.

57:34 The G is a guy.

57:35 Guy.

57:36 It's not widow guy.

57:37 [laughter]

57:39 Okay.

57:39 Go back to the last one you did.

57:41 Pretty ass

57:46 with

57:46 No, Frank.

57:47 Think racism.

57:47 It's porn titles here.

57:49 Oh, I don't want to do that.

57:50 Well, think of race.

57:53 Think of race.

57:55 Pretty ass white.

57:57 Now we're getting somewhere.

57:59 Gay.

58:00 [laughter] No, no, no, no.

58:05 Um,

58:06 pretty ass white.

58:07 There's one other G word.

58:09 I think there's no

58:10 Oh, there's two.

58:11 There's two other [laughter] This isn't Don't overthink it.

58:15 It's like, you know, this is a thing that's happening between this and that.

58:19 A pretty ass white girl.

58:21 Yeah, but the It's not pretty.

58:24 Think 90s.

58:25 Think 90s.

58:28 Posh.

58:28 Posh.

58:28 You think it's Spice Girls?

58:29 No.

58:30 No.

58:30 [laughter] Think 90s and like cool.

58:32 Like, oh, that's cool.

58:33 That's That's with a P.

58:37 With a P.

58:37 But it doesn't sound like a P.

58:39 It doesn't sound like a P.

58:40 No, it sounds like a different one.

58:42 If you add

58:42 Oh, is it fat?

58:45 Oh, fat ass white girl.

58:46 That's mean.

58:48 No, it's about her.

58:48 It's a white No, it's about It's about the butt.

58:50 It's about the butt.

58:51 Yeah.

58:51 Yeah.

58:52 Yeah.

58:52 It's [laughter] not like a It's not like a fat ass.

58:56 No, it's like a fat ass white girl.

58:58 Yeah.

58:58 Oh.

58:58 Oh, that it's a porn term.

58:59 So, when you said Pogs, I was like, "What?"

59:01 No, this is P O G.

59:03 Yeah.

59:03 Different.

59:04 P OG.

59:05 Yeah.

59:05 [laughter] Um, and I would say P H A T Fat.

59:09 It was like an early to mid 2000s thing cuz it

59:12 fat farm.

59:13 Oh, right, right, right, right.

59:14 Yeah, my ears were off.

59:16 Yeah, because of Fat Farm.

59:17 I remember I remember in uh Meet the where he goes

59:22 into or maybe the second one or whatever the Or maybe that was Yeah, it was

59:27 Parents was the first one.

59:27 Meet the Fawkers was the second, Little Faulers was the third.

59:30 It was the second one.

59:31 And then he goes into like the kids' bedroom and he's like,

59:34 "Oh, Lil Kim, she's fat." P H A T.

59:38 I always remember that.

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1:01:54 So, what the hell were we talking about?

1:01:56 Uh, you were talking about you were explaining POGs.

1:02:01 Yeah.

1:02:00 Can you look up the '9s Pogs just to show him?

1:02:03 You might know if you might recognize it.

1:02:06 Like a like a It's a

1:02:07 It was like a little like cardboard circle and like it was like

1:02:10 a game and like it came with like the Power Rangers on it, Jurassic Park.

1:02:14 Oh, the game.

1:02:15 Do the game.

1:02:16 Did you say you had another one of these games?

1:02:18 Oh, you want to you want a riddle?

1:02:19 You want a riddle game?

1:02:19 Yeah.

1:02:20 Yeah.

1:02:20 I hate these goddamn riddles.

1:02:22 Okay.

1:02:22 So, all you have to do is tell me how many horses are in the stable.

1:02:26 Got it.

1:02:27 What stable?

1:02:28 Whichever stable is in your mind.

1:02:30 How many horses are there?

1:02:31 Okay.

1:02:32 Ready?

1:02:34 Three.

1:02:34 What?

1:02:34 It didn't happen yet.

1:02:37 Oh, here we go.

1:02:39 How many horses are there?

1:02:41 I counted six.

1:02:42 One, two, three, four, five.

1:02:45 Are these multiple?

1:02:46 Are you multiple?

1:02:46 So nine, maybe.

1:02:47 Actually,

1:02:48 I'm going to say two.

1:02:49 I said nine.

1:02:50 There were five.

1:02:52 Come on now.

1:02:53 Five.

1:02:53 There were five.

1:02:54 All right, I'm I'm going to walk cuz you know

1:02:56 I hate these and you guys This IS WHAT HAPPENS.

1:02:58 I'M NOT IN ON THIS ONE.

1:03:00 You guys get them first and then I have to sit here like an idiot.

1:03:04 How about now?

1:03:08 Three.

1:03:09 Three.

1:03:09 There were three.

1:03:10 Oh, I got it.

1:03:11 You got it.

1:03:12 I got it.

1:03:13 I said three, two, just cuz he said it.

1:03:18 Now

1:03:19 you go first.

1:03:20 Six.

1:03:20 I said three.

1:03:23 One.

1:03:23 It was one.

1:03:25 I'm going to get very angry, but I'm I'm trying to Oh, son of a Shut up.

1:03:33 Can you get it this time?

1:03:38 What the Six.

1:03:42 Five.

1:03:44 There were six.

1:03:45 Oh, I got it now.

1:03:46 How?

1:03:46 How?

1:03:47 I have it.

1:03:48 I got it.

1:03:50 Hit me again.

1:03:52 It's No, no.

1:03:54 Slow.

1:03:54 Very slow.

1:03:55 Please.

1:03:55 One, two, three.

1:03:57 One, two.

1:03:59 Last try.

1:04:01 One, two, three.

1:04:01 One, two, five.

1:04:05 Two.

1:04:06 There were two.

1:04:07 OH MY GOD.

1:04:07 I'M SO GOT [screaming] IT.

1:04:09 I'M so got it.

1:04:10 I got it.

1:04:11 Is this hang up that Hang up that phone?

1:04:14 You want to try again?

1:04:15 Do you What do you think's going on?

1:04:17 It's got to be something that you're doing with your hands.

1:04:19 That

1:04:20 has to be has to be something I'm doing with my hands.

1:04:22 All right.

1:04:22 So, put your hands down and do it.

1:04:24 Well, I can't because So, it is his hands.

1:04:26 So, it is his hands.

1:04:27 Go again.

1:04:31 Okay.

1:04:30 Go ahead.

1:04:34 That was

1:04:35 How many horses are there now?

1:04:41 Seven.

1:04:43 There was six.

1:04:44 Six.

1:04:44 I I swear to God.

1:04:45 And I'm going to flip this table over.

1:04:47 Well, how did you get to seven?

1:04:48 Yeah.

1:04:48 What What was seven?

1:04:49 I'm watching his hands.

1:04:50 And then he he went like this.

1:04:53 So I thought it was like an upside down seven.

1:04:56 So do it and keep your hands here.

1:04:58 All right.

1:04:58 All right.

1:04:58 All right.

1:05:01 Stop.

1:05:02 I lost it.

1:05:03 I lost.

1:05:03 You blinked.

1:05:03 You blinked.

1:05:04 Start again.

1:05:04 Start again.

1:05:04 Start again.

1:05:05 That matters.

1:05:08 What about 10

1:05:11 now?

1:05:12 10.

1:05:12 10.

1:05:12 I want to say three.

1:05:13 It's three.

1:05:15 Oh, [laughter] come on, guys.

1:05:16 I figured it out.

1:05:18 Oh, I LIKE BEING IN ON INSIDE JOKES WHEN I'M INSIDE THEM.

1:05:21 I BET YOU DO.

1:05:23 I don't know how much more I can help you.

1:05:25 One.

1:05:26 One more.

1:05:26 All right.

1:05:28 Make it as obvious as you can.

1:05:32 Three.

1:05:33 One.

1:05:33 Two.

1:05:34 Three.

1:05:35 Now

1:05:38 three.

1:05:37 Three minus two plus one.

1:05:39 So

1:05:42 two.

1:05:42 How many Joe?

1:05:43 It's like it's like

1:05:44 was one.

1:05:45 It was one.

1:05:45 [laughter]

1:05:46 Wait, didn't I?

1:05:47 No, I said two because you did one, two, three.

1:05:49 So it's that minus that.

1:05:52 So 3- 2 plus one.

1:05:55 So two.

1:05:56 Okay.

1:05:56 All right.

1:05:57 You maybe you're getting close.

1:05:58 You're not.

1:05:58 Here we go.

1:05:59 [laughter] One, two, three, four, four.

1:06:02 No, it doesn't matter.

1:06:03 Ready?

1:06:07 How many horses are in the stable now?

1:06:11 Is it like is there multiplication involved?

1:06:14 So 3+ 3* 2 12 8.

1:06:18 It's eight.

1:06:22 Can I do it?

1:06:23 Sure.

1:06:23 Do it to him.

1:06:24 Do it to him.

1:06:24 I'm I'm going to get you to get this ready.

1:06:25 And I'll answer.

1:06:26 I'll answer.

1:06:27 So now now I'm

1:06:28 You need a split second to take a sip because I'm I'm What is that?

1:06:30 What are you drinking, by the way?

1:06:32 That's tea.

1:06:33 That's tea.

1:06:35 Mhm.

1:06:34 It looks like dehydrated urine.

1:06:36 Yeah, maybe it is.

1:06:37 Looks like something from Jurassic Park that would attract.

1:06:39 It's uh it's sparkling tea.

1:06:40 Oh,

1:06:44 ready.

1:06:44 Two.

1:06:44 Three.

1:06:44 Four.

1:06:46 How many horses?

1:06:55 Six.

1:06:55 I think there's three.

1:06:56 [laughter]

1:06:57 No.

1:06:58 Right.

1:06:58 Okay.

1:06:59 How do I How do I

1:07:00 Well, there were three.

1:07:01 Yes.

1:07:01 Yes.

1:07:01 Okay.

1:07:02 How do I Good luck.

1:07:05 Okay.

1:07:04 Here we go.

1:07:07 Okay.

1:07:07 Hold on.

1:07:08 Hold on.

1:07:08 [laughter] Hold on.

1:07:08 No.

1:07:08 I'm doing you a favor.

1:07:09 Hold on.

1:07:13 Now three.

1:07:15 No.

1:07:16 I think there was one.

1:07:18 You know there's one.

1:07:19 I know there's one.

1:07:22 Frank, why am I doing this?

1:07:23 I I it maybe it's not.

1:07:25 So, it's it's the cycling of these.

1:07:27 So it starts with snaps and then it goes

1:07:29 to a different cycle and then it goes to a different cycle.

1:07:32 So that's three different cycles.

1:07:34 Things [laughter] No, no, no.

1:07:35 Think about think about the other times that we've played the game, right?

1:07:38 Yo, I'm going to come over there and pour that milk down your throat.

1:07:42 He said he was stupid.

1:07:43 You're stupid.

1:07:43 [laughter]

1:07:45 I'm going to pour that milk down your throat.

1:07:47 All right, Joe, maybe you just got to go real slow.

1:07:48 Try again.

1:07:49 Okay, ready?

1:07:52 How many horses?

1:08:00 Three.

1:08:03 Yes.

1:08:02 Okay.

1:08:03 Try it again.

1:08:07 Now three.

1:08:13 No.

1:08:13 [laughter] I thought you had it.

1:08:15 There's one.

1:08:17 Why was there one?

1:08:19 Why was there three before?

1:08:20 I guess.

1:08:21 Damn it.

1:08:22 I thought you were on it.

1:08:24 I hate these little bar tricks.

1:08:26 You go to bars too much, you And [laughter] you you, TOO.

1:08:30 I DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT?

1:08:32 THIS YOU EARN A here.

1:08:34 Write that down, YouTube [laughter] Um, can you just tell me?

1:08:41 Yeah, I guess just reveal it now.

1:08:42 All right.

1:08:42 Wait, wait, let me do it.

1:08:45 Okay.

1:08:45 And then you tell me how many horses there are.

1:08:47 How many horses I are in the stable?

1:08:50 Okay, sure.

1:08:58 How many?

1:09:00 Two.

1:09:01 Two.

1:09:01 I thought I I was I was thinking like five,

1:09:05 but I don't know how I clearly that's not Why would we both say two?

1:09:09 Yeah, we both said two.

1:09:11 How'd we come up with that at the same time?

1:09:16 Think about everything.

1:09:18 Yeah,

1:09:20 I'm gonna do it again.

1:09:21 All right, but then but then count down

1:09:22 from three and we'll say it at the same time.

1:09:24 Okay.

1:09:25 Yeah.

1:09:31 Three, two, one.

1:09:35 Zero.

1:09:34 Yeah, zero, I guess.

1:09:37 Okay.

1:09:37 All right.

1:09:37 Now we have to tell him [laughter] it's just the amount of words you say after

1:09:43 when you ask the question.

1:09:46 Yo, [laughter] I hate

1:09:49 That's why when you were like, "So, do it again.

1:09:50 Do it again.

1:09:51 Do it again.

1:09:51 Do it again." Like, how many horses?

1:09:58 Three.

1:09:57 Yeah.

1:09:57 You had to count that.

1:09:59 [laughter]

1:10:01 God, good job.

1:10:01 That's what he was like,

1:10:02 "How many horses are in the stable?" My hands are underneath.

1:10:04 I'm like, "How many?" [laughter] I hate that so much.

1:10:09 Y

1:10:08 I just don't I because you know why?

1:10:10 Because I fixate on one thing there and I think like there's

1:10:14 something in that thing like the hand things that I'm not getting.

1:10:18 I always think that when he brings up one

1:10:20 of those that it's like it can't be the obvious one.

1:10:22 So I'm trying to think of everything else.

1:10:23 I'm glad you think that because I don't.

1:10:25 So that's why [laughter] you get it and I do not.

1:10:28 I fail.

1:10:29 It was fun from this side of the club for sure.

1:10:31 Yeah.

1:10:31 You pointing at me and saying that I'm stupid.

1:10:33 I'm not kidding.

1:10:34 Take another whiff of that milk right now.

1:10:36 I feel like

1:10:37 pledge.

1:10:37 Do it.

1:10:37 I feel like that.

1:10:39 Do you think that's like a very offensive

1:10:40 thing someone said like could say to you

1:10:43 that you're stupid?

1:10:44 Yeah.

1:10:45 Yeah.

1:10:47 Yeah.

1:10:46 But like obviously he didn't [laughter] he

1:10:49 obviously didn't say it in a serious manner.

1:10:52 No.

1:10:52 No.

1:10:53 Yeah.

1:10:53 I'm not.

1:10:54 [laughter] I don't think you're stupid.

1:10:55 Well, in that moment maybe I'm kidding.

1:10:59 I would say that like it's so tough because like

1:11:03 if some random listener said like this guy's an actual idiot, I wouldn't care.

1:11:09 But like if someone knows the real person that I

1:11:11 am says like you're just stupid or like you're not smart

1:11:17 that I would you know me I would go into a Well, that's what I mean.

1:11:22 I feel like that that's like would that would offend

1:11:24 you more than like other offensive things for some reason.

1:11:29 Yes.

1:11:31 Yeah.

1:11:30 Because I I think like that is a level of like like

1:11:35 you need to really not know me to think that I'm flatout stupid.

1:11:39 You know what I mean?

1:11:40 Like he's defending why he's not stupid.

1:11:43 I don't need to defend why I'm not stupid.

1:11:44 I know.

1:11:44 And the people that know me like that's the point that I'm

1:11:46 making is like the people that know me know I'm not stupid.

1:11:49 [laughter] So like if someone were to say like if Joey

1:11:52 were to say like seriously like I just think you're dumb.

1:11:55 I'd be like, "What the?" Like, you know me.

1:11:58 You know, I'm not.

1:12:01 You know what I mean?

1:12:02 Yeah, I agree.

1:12:03 I think it's tough because like so much

1:12:05 of this podcast is us like assuming or not even assuming,

1:12:08 confidently stating we know something and then being proven wrong.

1:12:12 Yeah.

1:12:11 Not me.

1:12:12 Lately, I've been on a roll.

1:12:14 That was the last episode and he happened twice.

1:12:17 It's two more than the one before that.

1:12:18 That's right, baby.

1:12:20 Well, anything up from zero is

1:12:22 but like it's now become like a thing like we do it as a joke you know

1:12:26 which thing like the like these guys know nothing where it'll

1:12:30 be like oh the queen and it's like who you know and now it's become like a whole

1:12:34 pud uh podka a whole podcast like subg genre

1:12:39 of like people just not knowing like guys just not knowing

1:12:42 things and people think that's like a bit that we do.

1:12:46 Yeah.

1:12:46 I mean, I definitely like know a good bit,

1:12:49 but I definitely uh say things confidently that I'm not sure about.

1:12:53 I also don't tout myself as the smartest person in the room today.

1:12:58 Like, [laughter] rank the three of us in order of intelligence.

1:13:05 Oh, yeah.

1:13:06 That's really I honestly would say we're all on equal levels here.

1:13:09 I really would like media train.

1:13:11 Say [laughter] say what you want about

1:13:13 the next thing that's coming out of my mouth.

1:13:15 Well, yeah.

1:13:17 I hadn't known you and then as I've been getting to know you more,

1:13:20 I'm like, he's a smart kid.

1:13:22 Oh, so at first you thought I was a No, I just didn't know you.

1:13:24 But like as I've gotten to know you,

1:13:26 I could be like, "Wow, he's he's like you're very well spoken.

1:13:30 You know a lot about a good amount of stuff." Like,

1:13:33 but like I didn't know you so I couldn't have said that.

1:13:36 You know what I mean?

1:13:37 Are you are you smart?

1:13:39 That's for other people to decide I think.

1:13:41 Yeah.

1:13:42 How are your grades growing up?

1:13:43 Very good grades.

1:13:44 I don't think that's the I don't think that's the standard.

1:13:46 No, no, no.

1:13:47 I'm just because I know people that had great grades that are just idiots.

1:13:51 It's fair.

1:13:52 I think I think to be smart, you need to be well like you need to be wellversed

1:13:58 in a like not well-versed but like able to hold conversation and stuff.

1:14:01 And also a part of being smart is knowing when to say like I don't know.

1:14:05 And we that's a part that I think [laughter] we

1:14:09 need to work That's the part we need to work on.

1:14:15 As it left your mouth, you're like, "Well, that's [laughter] not

1:14:19 what we do at all." Yeah.

1:14:21 Yeah.

1:14:21 But like that they're getting they're not getting

1:14:23 like [laughter] the real versions of us here sometimes.

1:14:26 So good.

1:14:26 You know, you got to be able to be like,

1:14:28 "No, I I I would [laughter] I think there are things

1:14:31 that you guys are like know more about than I do,

1:14:34 as there are things that I know more about than you do and stuff like that.

1:14:37 But like I think in terms of like

1:14:40 our capacity for intelligence, I would say all of us are pretty close.

1:14:45 [snorts]

1:14:45 Like I wouldn't I don't think I'm smarter or dumber than either any of you guys.

1:14:50 What have I done?

1:14:52 Why did I bring that up?

1:14:53 Now there are other people that we know that I have fullon called idiots, right?

1:14:58 Yeah.

1:14:59 You know [laughter] that was so funny.

1:15:05 Oh my god, dude.

1:15:07 [laughter] That got me good.

1:15:09 Well, you have to know when to say I don't know.

1:15:13 That's [laughter] important.

1:15:15 Which we don't do.

1:15:16 No, but like intelligence is also like your like desire

1:15:24 to also like your capacity for learning like and willingness to learn.

1:15:29 Like people that are just like I know

1:15:30 what I know and I'm not learning anything else.

1:15:32 I don't care about other perspectives.

1:15:33 I think that is a form of an idiot.

1:15:37 A form of an idiot.

1:15:38 Yeah.

1:15:38 A form of stupidity.

1:15:39 It's one of the genres.

1:15:40 It's one of the the genres.

1:15:42 Yeah.

1:15:42 Do Who do you think is the smartest in the room?

1:15:45 Uh I don't know.

1:15:46 I was just doing to stir the pot.

1:15:48 I was hoping you had a snap answer.

1:15:50 I know.

1:15:50 A won't give a real answer.

1:15:52 The smart answer is no answer.

1:15:54 [snorts] Like you gave.

1:15:56 We're all in the same.

1:15:57 I mean, but if we're also going to be technical,

1:15:59 we do need to look at levels of schooling.

1:16:02 If you're saying, "What are your grades?" [laughter] Well, let's just let's just

1:16:08 let's look at the Let's Let's find a way.

1:16:10 Let's call a chicken a hen.

1:16:11 You know what I'm saying?

1:16:14 Yeah.

1:16:16 What?

1:16:16 Exactly.

1:16:16 He doesn't know it.

1:16:17 Yeah, I don't.

1:16:18 We got it here.

1:16:19 Don't Don't drag me.

1:16:20 You have a degree.

1:16:21 College.

1:16:22 I do.

1:16:22 He does.

1:16:22 In what?

1:16:24 Finance.

1:16:24 Oh, that's right.

1:16:25 And I minored in economics.

1:16:27 Wow, that sucks.

1:16:29 Was it fun?

1:16:30 A lot of numbers.

1:16:30 No, it was not fun.

1:16:31 Where do you go to school?

1:16:32 Gargles.

1:16:35 Please give it to me.

1:16:36 I can't.

1:16:37 Please give it.

1:16:37 It's got to be more creative.

1:16:38 Please give it.

1:16:39 Please.

1:16:40 Where did you go?

1:16:40 Like Pace or something?

1:16:41 Baroo in the city.

1:16:42 Oh, Baroo.

1:16:43 You're not even going to give me a satisfaction.

1:16:45 I can't.

1:16:45 Gargles.

1:16:46 Be more obvious, [laughter] dude.

1:16:49 Gargles.

1:16:51 You went to Baroo.

1:16:52 Let's just try.

1:16:52 Let's try that one more time.

1:16:53 Sure.

1:17:03 Oh, he's gone.

1:17:04 Yeah.

1:17:04 No, there he goes over now.

1:17:05 Yeah.

1:17:05 No, it's fair.

1:17:06 Where'd you go to school?

1:17:09 Suck on these.

1:17:10 Suck on my balls.

1:17:11 University.

1:17:12 [laughter] What did you say?

1:17:17 Gargle on these.

1:17:19 Gargles.

1:17:20 Gargles.

1:17:21 Oh.

1:17:21 Mhm.

1:17:23 So, were you you went to uh Drag them?

1:17:30 Drag them.

1:17:31 Yeah.

1:17:31 What's drag them?

1:17:32 Drag them across your nuts.

1:17:35 [laughter] You mean drag your nuts across the face?

1:17:44 [laughter] Dra drag them across your nuts.

1:17:48 Does that mean you're dragging your balls across his balls?

1:17:51 Where do I fit into all this?

1:17:54 What's going on, dude?

1:17:57 You mean drag them across your nuts?

1:17:59 [laughter] Oh my god.

1:18:03 [laughter] It's like an alien.

1:18:05 It's like an alien that just learned how to make that joke.

1:18:08 Yeah, right.

1:18:10 Feels like if you act like an AI to make

1:18:11 a joke like that, drag them across their balls and mine.

1:18:15 [laughter] Are you crying?

1:18:17 Oh my god, your face is wet.

1:18:19 That's so stupid.

1:18:21 [laughter] In that moment, I was the dumbest person in the room.

1:18:24 There, we're back.

1:18:25 Oh god.

1:18:27 God, that was funny.

1:18:28 You mean drag them across your nuts?

1:18:30 [laughter] Oh jeez.

1:18:34 [sighs] Oh god.

1:18:37 Dragging nuts across nuts is a [laughter] That's insane.

1:18:40 She's That's so funny.

1:18:48 Oh man.

1:18:48 God almighty.

1:18:49 That's my favorite part of this episode.

1:18:51 You [laughter] can cut everything else out.

1:18:53 Well, there you have it, folks.

1:18:54 Uh, that's our episode for this week.

1:18:56 Frank, where can they find you and your nuts?

1:18:58 Uh, come on.

1:18:58 [laughter] Oh, let's be mature.

1:19:00 Let's be mature here.

1:19:02 Okay, back to being the three smartest people in the room.

1:19:07 The Frank Albert is all over social media and [sighs] patreon.com/thebmanyard.

1:19:12 M.

1:19:13 Okay.

1:19:13 Where can they find you, Aunt?

1:19:15 You can find me on Aunt Prrisco on Instagram.

1:19:19 Aunt Pre, are you on Stuff the Thies?

1:19:22 [laughter] What's What's Stuff Thies?

1:19:25 Stuff these nuts in your mouth.

1:19:27 [laughter] Hesitant.

1:19:29 Stuff these nuts in your nuts.

1:19:30 Zack.

1:19:32 You're You would be You would be the gay one with my nuts in your mouth.

1:19:35 [laughter] Um, you guys can go follow me at Joe Sanagado.

1:19:39 Go follow the show at the basementard.

1:19:40 And that is all.

1:19:41 God, that's so funny.

1:19:42 See you next time.

1:19:43 Bye.