I 1v1'd Pilat In EVERY Game For $10,000!

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0:00 You might be like somewhat decent or all right in some of these games,

0:06 but the genetic difference that we have between the two of us is insane.

0:09 Like actually insane.

0:11 There's such a big genetic gap in between the two of us,

0:13 and when you start playing for money,

0:14 you get so[ __] nervous that I think I'm going to three-o you in every game.

0:18 Are you dead ass?

0:20 You think I get nervous?

0:22 You think I get nervous?

0:23 Dude, you get nervous in Victory Solo Cash Cups.

0:25 This is 10K.

0:26 This is a 10K token.

0:27 10K pot.

0:28 20K pot.

0:29 Okay.

0:30 Third game, neutral third game.

0:32 I I So that we can let chat decide.

0:33 We'll I'm just going to put this down.

0:35 We'll let chat decide.

0:36 Um okay.

0:38 Let me try to Okay, here's the thing.

0:40 For in CS, there is like a 1% chance.

0:43 The CS is like I think CS you're at like what?

0:46 25 30%, right?

0:48 Yeah, I'll give myself 30%.

0:50 I think CS is like 30%,

0:51 so there is a chance in that, but I haven't played a lot of CS, so

0:53 You did not know that, bro.

0:55 I swear you did not know that.

0:56 I I always see I played CS growing up.

0:58 I played Minecraft and CS.

1:00 Yeah.

1:01 That's all.

1:13 That's all we're going to do today.

1:20 You want to play on the shoot?

1:25 Bro, I swear I'm lagging, bro.

1:28 Bro, I swear I'm lagging.

1:30 Bro, I swear I'm lagging.

1:32 Bro, what the[ __] are you doing?

1:35 Oh my god.

1:37 Yo.

1:38 Bro, I swear I'm lagging on my life.

1:40 You have to GO OVER DRAW.

1:40 THAT MEANS YOU'RE JUST JUMPING OFF THE MAP.

1:43 OH MY GOD.

1:54 I'M GOING TO SHOOT, THEN.

1:57 DUDE, why do I I'm actually like the biggest drone out.

2:16 Oh, man.

2:18 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

2:21 OH MY GOD, YOU'RE LOST.

2:25 BRO, I'M RUNNING YOU, BRO.

2:26 I ACTUALLY PETER BOT RIGHT NOW.

2:27 I'm running you down.

2:30 OH MY BRO, WHEN THERE'S 10K ON THE LINE, I don't think you beat me in the games.

2:33 I just[ __] on you.

2:34 Bro, it's just it's a different with Oh, no.

2:40 Oh, no.

2:43 Bro, what did you just do?

2:45 Why did YOU DO THAT?

2:51 YO, THIS IS 10K.

2:54 PUT UP A FIGHT.

2:55 PUT UP A[ __] FIGHT.

2:58 BRO, COME ON.

2:59 LIKE YOU HAVE TO GET a round in these, right?

3:01 Come on, bro.

3:02 Put up a fight.

3:04 Pilot.

3:10 Bro, I pre-edit, BRO.

3:20 BRO, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT OFF SPAWN.

3:22 YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT OFF YOUR RAMP.

3:26 I HAVE A[ __] THAT'S FOUR OF FOUR.

3:28 OKAY, ONE MORE ROUND.

3:29 OKAY, you got I need Okay, lock in and just actually try to shoot me, all right?

3:34 You got this.

3:39 He's having a[ __] laugh, bro.

3:42 Oh my god.

3:43 What?

3:45 Where you at?

3:47 Come up here.

3:48 Come up here.

3:49 Look at him.

3:49 He thinks he's Batman.

3:50 Full box.

3:51 OH.

3:53 OH.

3:59 YO, DID I JUST GET THE FREEST TAKE IN MY LIFE?

4:02 Did I actually just get the freest take in my life?

4:05 All right, WHAT'S NEXT GAME?

4:06 HOLY[ __] CHAT.

4:07 HOW FAST WAS THAT?

4:09 BRO, I JUST STARTED I'M 33 MINUTES INTO THE stream

4:12 and I've already beat you in the first game.

4:15 Hider, are you okay?

4:18 Wait, wait, don't Can we not shoot yet?

4:19 I want to make sure my sensitivity is not high.

4:21 Bro, I don't I've never played this game.

4:24 Bro, my sense is so high.

4:26 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

4:27 Let me change my sense and we'll play.

4:28 Hold on.

4:29 My sense is grossly high, too, but[ __] it.

4:32 Okay.

4:33 Come on, bro.

4:34 I got a bullet in my back right here.

4:36 Wait, what is this?

4:37 Bro, how do you even change your sense?

4:39 Yeah, bro.

4:41 Wait, I I need to change my sense.

4:42 Wait, I'm good.

4:42 I'm live.

4:43 I'm ready You ready?

4:43 wait, chill, chill, chill, chill.

4:44 Let me Let me change my sense.

4:45 Actually, no, I'm good.

4:46 Okay, you ready?

4:47 Yeah, yeah.

4:48 Let's go.

4:49 Quick scope like jackass.

4:50 So, okay.

4:52 Bro, what?

4:54 I should kill cam, too, jackass.

4:57 Why should kill cam, too, jackass?

4:59 this?

5:02 BRO, WHAT AM I PLAYING?

5:04 What's up,[ __] It's on me up here.

5:10 Okay.

5:11 You're[ __] soft like these kids,[ __] What are you shooting at, jackass?

5:14 Hold on, I need to change my Wait, wait, don't kill me for a second.

5:17 Why you Why Where is the time out?

5:19 Oh, wait, wait, where is it in Fortnite, jackass?

5:21 Bro, you have Fortnite sense.

5:22 I don't even My My When I'm zooming in my gun, it right clicks.

5:26 Like I How do I make I I It's not like hold.

5:30 I have to pre It sounds like you're[ __] crying, bro.

5:35 Chat, how do I make it to where I when I hold it, it goes in?

5:37 Why Why is it just zooming in right when I press right click?

5:40 No, when I hold it, it doesn't Um Like I'm I have to press this.

5:43 Look, I'm Nothing's on my I'm not pressing anything.

5:45 And then I have to press again.

5:47 What?

5:48 Um That's all you, bro.

5:51 I'm not going to lie.

5:51 My[ __] is not doing that.

5:53 Oh You have 900 and 40 million you got 500 embarrassing.

5:57 What about the 30 of them right here, bro?

5:58 I'm about to get my[ __] score streak.

5:59 Cuz you guys saying turn off toggle like I would know where that is.

6:04 Wait.

6:06 Okay, toggle for stroll and controls.

6:07 Okay, what's the first to?

6:08 I'm ready.

6:08 What's the first to?

6:10 30.

6:12 I'm not going to drop it down.

6:14 Oh, hell no.

6:15 Oh, this is[ __] all me, bro.

6:17 Watch the kill cams, too.

6:20 What am I I don't understand what like Came up.

6:24 That's all me.

6:28 Wait.

6:29 You're[ __] Is that it?

6:31 You're actually dog[ __] Okay, okay.

6:34 Okay, okay.

6:35 Okay, okay.

6:38 Wait, I'm[ __] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS GAME IS, BRO.

6:43 THIS IS[ __][ __] HOW DO PEOPLE PLAY THIS SHITTY[ __] GAME?

6:54 How does that miss?

6:56 THIS IS SO DUMB.

6:57 I CAN'T ZOOM IN.

6:58 I HAVE TO quick scope.

7:00 on.

7:00 Yeah, bro.

7:01 Watch my kill cams, bro.

7:09 Bro, this game sucks.

7:11 Oh my god, that's why everyone in my school who played this was[ __] fat.

7:20 Wait, okay.

7:20 That's the luckiest shot I've ever seen.

7:23 What?

7:24 Should I shoot yet?

7:25 Ready?

7:25 Didn't even see you coming.

7:27 Shot[ __] up.

7:37 Bro, wait.

7:39 I wish I was in my prime.

7:40 Oh my god, I would give you so much belt.

7:45 Bro, this game sucks.

7:47 Chad, play 73 at this.

7:51 He used mantle?

7:53 Are you going up top?

7:55 He's on the top.

7:55 I think he's up top.

7:59 Can't tell if he's up top.

8:01 Is he under He's[ __] Bro, I'm actually so bad.

8:15 Bro, I literally wish, bro.

8:17 I wish I had my phone so I can record this.

8:22 He's trying to get a hang of it, bro.

8:23 Going to laugh.

8:27 Oh my god, I'm Bro, this game actually sucks.

8:29 I know, bro.

8:30 I don't know what I'm doing.

8:30 I'm like I'm just stuck in a car.

8:33 Bro, I'm not going to help my controller.

8:40 Where the[ __] did he go?

8:42 Bro, where the[ __] are you?

8:48 Bro, yo, I I'm actually kind of understanding the movement.

8:53 All right, let me try let me try my controller real quick.

9:00 Okay.

9:01 Oh yeah, wait, I got it.

9:02 I kind of understand it.

9:04 Okay.

9:10 My sensitivity is[ __] So, I can't like zoom in.

9:13 How long can I zoom in for?

9:15 Like was that a hard scope?

9:17 Is that cheating?

9:18 But I don't know how to play.

9:22 That was good.

9:30 Bro.

9:32 No, bro.

9:37 Dude, I can You just threw my[ __] aim assist, BRO.

9:40 YOU JUST THREW MY[ __] AIM ASSIST, BRO.

9:42 And I'm like, "Kiwibots is so hard, bro." Chill, people.

9:45 I can I got this.

9:46 Get inside.

9:48 Get inside.

9:48 I got to get inside, bro.

9:49 Hold on.

9:49 You got this.

9:51 Holy[ __] he's walking down pit.

9:55 __] did he go?

10:00 He's drop shotting like a nerd.

10:02 Holy[ __] geek.

10:04 Get inside, babe.

10:06 Get inside.

10:08 360 that scope?

10:09 Let's.

10:11 360, I'm down.

10:16 Dude, if I If I aim this like I try to swing a jet.

10:19 Dude, this is so[ __] hard, bro.

10:21 It's so hard for me, too.

10:22 I I promise you it's hard for me.

10:27 Like he's got the hang of it, bro.

10:29 It's just even now.

10:30 Like I'm just a[ __] shot.

10:35 It's supposed to be my[ __] game, bro.

10:47 Nice.

10:47 Oh, what the[ __] did he shoot?

10:51 Nice.

10:53 Wait, what?

10:53 How did I just die?

10:56 How am I dying?

10:59 Walking back in my childhood.

11:00 Chill.

11:10 Up here.

11:17 Dude, this game[ __] sucks, bro.

11:18 it back, kid.

11:19 Get it back.

13:30 Mhm.

13:42 Why didn't we play the actual game with rifles?

13:44 Why are we using snipers?

13:45 I've never even I don't even know what a quick

13:47 scope is and I have to do quick scopes.

13:52 What are you grip doing, bro?

13:54 You weren't a man if you didn't do this[ __] bro.

13:56 You weren't a man if you didn't challenge someone

13:57 to a new town one V one quick scope only.

14:02 I'm a[ __] man.

14:04 You didn't grow up a[ __] man.

14:05 You grew up in Candy Land.

14:06 You don't know about that wall bang[ __] You don't

14:08 know about THIS[ __] YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS LIFE.

14:10 YOU GREW UP PLAYING[ __] MINECRAFT.

14:12 This is where real men handle their[ __] beef.

14:14 __] on.

14:15 You're not good at one game on the planet.

14:17 you know about that?

14:18 What do you know about that?

14:19 New town one V one.

14:21 What do you know about it?

14:22 Did you play Minecraft?

14:24 __] geek.

14:25 Bro, this would be tough if you like actually like were like Okes or someone,

14:28 but like you have zero dollars earned off every video game on the planet.

14:31 Candy Land, jackass.

14:35 Let's go.

14:35 Three, two, one.

14:37 This guy actually thinks he's like Okes now cuz he just beat

14:39 someone's first time playing on COD and let him get 14 rounds.

14:43 If Okes one V one me on COD, you do realize I'm zero rounds.

14:46 Like you got I got 15 rounds in you.

14:49 First time ever playing the game.

14:50 Bro, I'm not if I had a controller with aim assist, you know I'm not losing.

14:53 Like you would a mouse, jackass.

14:56 200, nerd.

14:57 I'll do a 360 last kill, too, jackass.

15:01 That Is that not hard scoping?

15:04 How was that hard scoping?

15:05 I thought you had to like insta shoot.

15:13 I don't dude, you got it, bro.

15:15 on, bro.

15:15 I mean, GET THE[ __] GET THE[ __] OUT.

15:19 THE HEAT CAME ON, BRO.

15:20 TURN me on.

15:21 GET THE[ __] OUT.

15:23 GET THE[ __] OUT.

15:23 WHY DON'T YOU GO GET 360?

15:25 360?

15:26 Where's he at?

15:27 On the keyboard mouse.

15:28 Quick scope.

15:29 __] on black scope now.

15:31 I almost just said it.

15:32 God, get[ __][ __] on, bro.

15:33 __] out my lobby.

15:34 This is you have This is your best shot.

15:37 Your best shot at taking him out.

15:39 This is actually This will be close.

15:42 All right, let's go.

15:43 Good luck, my friend.

15:48 Nice job.

15:50 All right.

15:57 I don't know I don't know how you got my shot first, bro.

16:04 Like in what[ __] world?

16:06 All right.

16:08 Go[ __] boy.

16:13 Good job.

16:20 How did that miss?

16:23 Swinger be swung.

16:30 Swinger be swung.

16:32 Swinger be swung.

16:32 I thought you were going to play the close saying earlier,

16:34 the actual smart player, but no.

16:37 Swinger be swung.

16:38 But no.

16:39 We just draw.

16:39 Swinger be swung.

16:41 __] you, brother.

16:43 Barik G just subscribed.

16:45 Hey Buckle, it's Barik.

16:47 I hope you know how much your streams mean to me.

16:49 Can you please gamble after this segment for chance?

16:52 It really lightens everyone's mood.

16:55 Also,[ __] You're[ __] Why you're nervous?

16:59 Oh god, you're[ __] nervous.

17:01 Bro, what was that spray, Buck?

17:02 I thought I was dead.

17:03 I stopped shooting.

17:03 That like wasn't even bad.

17:04 I thought this was your game, jackass.

17:06 I thought this was your game, jackass.

17:08 You're losing.

17:08 I'm like confused.

17:09 I stopped shooting.

17:10 I thought it was over.

17:11 hours as me on TS.

17:12 I don't know why you're acting like this is like your game.

17:15 It's your game.

17:26 The difference is like I'm actually like sprinting.

17:27 You're just doing straight taps.

17:29 That's why you're just losing long run.

17:35 Are you not supposed to tap?

17:36 Like I'm confused.

17:37 You do not tap in CS, bro.

17:38 Like B plus player.

17:44 __] on.

17:45 I mean yeah, you'll get rounds.

17:46 You're you're tapping.

17:47 You're going to hit heads, bro.

17:48 But like at the end of the day,

17:49 I'm going to win overall cuz this I know how to play the actual game.

17:53 Nice try.

17:55 You had the six luckiest taps of your entire life.

17:57 I get to Six luckiest taps, bro.

18:00 How was that?

18:01 Let's tell you that.

18:01 It slowed down.

18:02 I mean you won the You got six rounds on the easy side.

18:04 Like now you have a bigger head.

18:05 Now I just tap your head off every time.

18:07 How the[ __] is this like easier side?

18:09 Uh CT's have bigger heads, my friends.

18:11 You ever played CS?

18:22 I said I'm[ __] swinging.

18:23 You got You got You got rounds.

18:24 You got rounds at least.

18:36 That is insane.

18:38 Nice.

18:39 Two HP.

18:44 This is something.

18:46 __] Come on.

18:48 Come on, Pete.

18:48 You got this, Pete.

18:49 You got this.

18:49 You're going to win.

19:04 Bro, how does that[ __] miss, bro?

19:07 Like I'm just right at Okay, this is Down two.

19:09 Down two.

19:10 Yeah.

19:15 HOW IS MY[ __] crosshair not on you?

19:22 I guess you.

19:24 Yeah, I'm one HP.

19:28 So we're going to swap.

19:29 All right, let's go.

19:29 Let's go.

19:30 Any time.

19:39 No way, that's I'm hitting you in the neck.

19:42 That's the 15, I guess.

19:45 That's match point.

19:49 Good game.

19:50 Wait, is that it?

19:51 Is that a 15?

19:52 No, no, okay, so it's 15, 15.

20:01 I had it, BRO.

20:02 I[ __] HAD IT, MAN.

20:04 IT'S NOT OVER.

20:04 Stop tilting.

20:05 Five rounds are up.

20:05 Five rounds are up, be calm.

20:08 I smacked my hand on the[ __] thing.

20:10 THAT'S ALL, BRO.

20:12 HOW IS THIS FIRST TO 16, BRO?

20:14 Like bro.

20:16 Ooh.

20:17 I'm such a[ __] chad, bro.

20:18 I had that, bro.

20:20 All right, bro.

20:21 It's uh 5 minutes, bro.

20:22 I'm blue.

20:22 Whoever scores the most, let's go.

20:24 Okay.

20:24 All right, good luck.

20:24 Good luck.

20:25 Okay, 5 minutes, let's go.

20:26 Come on, bro.

20:28 Yeah, I need this, bro.

20:34 Oh, I'm nervous, bro.

20:37 Oh my god, you're[ __] No.

20:39 okay, okay.

20:40 Okay, you're bad, bad.

20:42 Okay, you're I'm bad, but you're bad, bad.

20:45 Wait, hold on.

20:45 Hold on.

20:45 Okay, okay, okay, okay.

20:47 Yeah, I need to I need to get my lead

20:49 before he just like figures out the game, bro.

20:51 He has superior gaming genetics.

20:52 Wait.

20:53 Daddy.

20:53 Wait, you can do that from the goal?

20:56 XUCCZZ2 just subscribed.

20:59 Wait, dude.

21:00 Okay, okay.

21:11 Wait, how Wait, what?

21:12 I just died.

21:13 You can get kills in this?

21:17 Wait, you can get killed You can get I got killed?

21:21 There's PvP?

21:22 Wait, how do I just kill him then?

21:23 Did he just snipe me?

21:44 Yo, I'm dying.

21:45 How am I dying?

21:53 Bro, I don't understand how this works, bro.

21:56 How am I dying?

22:01 Oh[ __] Oh[ __] Wait, no, no, no, no, no.

22:06 Nice.

22:06 Okay.

22:07 Okay, game time.

22:08 Okay, game time.

22:09 Game time, game time.

22:10 Wait, when he boosted me, chat, how do I counter it?

22:12 Do I jump over him?

22:12 What do I do?

22:16 Okay, I got to get a little higher if I just do dumb[ __] bro.

22:19 Oh, whoa, whoa, wait.

22:20 Whoa.

22:21 Nice.

22:21 Okay.

22:22 Jump.

22:22 Okay.

22:23 Wait, I'm going to[ __] lose.

22:25 Wait, I was trying too hard.

22:26 I need to get the[ __] Okay, wait, chill.

22:47 No way, how am I dying?

22:55 Why Why am I just trying to kill him, bro?

23:07 Check.

23:16 Oh.

23:38 Chad, I know I'm bad, but I don't play this game, bro.

23:42 Oh my[ __] god.

23:43 Oh my[ __] god.

23:44 Wait.

23:46 All I got to get like a few more goals out there.

23:48 I'm good.

23:50 Oh, it it Nice.

23:55 NICE, BRO.

23:56 NO, DUDE.

23:57 This is so hard, bro.

23:58 Wait, wait, I got to watch that back.

23:59 That was sick.

24:01 Holy[ __] Come.

24:03 Oh my god.

24:04 That was a good goal, Chad.

24:05 Don't even cap.

24:06 Don't even front.

24:07 That was sick.

24:09 It's a loan.

24:12 Nice, he's[ __] Nice, thank you.

24:14 Like what?

24:15 Wait, my chance I might go for the side boost.

24:17 Are you[ __] Wait, are you[ __] I don't know.

24:20 My chance I might go for the side boost.

24:21 I'm going for the side boost.

24:23 Do an air dribble.

24:24 Going for it.

24:27 All Wait, I don't understand what I'm doing.

24:31 Now that I kick off, okay, now that I kick off.

24:36 So done.

24:37 I nothing.

24:50 Yeah, I just tried to kill him, Chad.

24:51 I can't lie.

24:52 Okay, I'm just get I just gave him a goal in there.

24:54 I I wanted to run him over.

24:56 I ain't going to lie.

24:57 I was trying to just run him over.

24:59 Chad.

25:02 Why y'all spamming W?

25:04 That's a goal.

25:13 Oh my[ __] god.

25:15 Oh my[ __] god.

25:16 Oh my[ __] god.

25:18 Go for some[ __] Oh my god, go for some[ __] Oh my god.

25:21 Oh my[ __] god.

25:23 Oh my[ __] god.

25:25 OH MY GOD.

25:26 OH MY GOD, ONE DRIBBLE.

25:28 WHAT?

25:29 WHAT?

25:31 Y'all know about that[ __] right there.

25:34 Clip that[ __] on god.

25:35 That's going on TikTok.

25:36 200 200 Bro.

25:40 Holy[ __] You're actually pretty good at this game, thanks, bro.

25:44 Chat, can you guys help me, bro?

25:47 PDF dribble?

25:48 Wait, did I see What's a PDF dribble?

25:50 Wait.

25:51 It's okay.

25:53 All right.

25:53 Now I like it, okay.

25:54 Now I like it, kind of like a power dribble.

26:07 Bro, I don't know why I'm dying, though.

26:17 Chat, how's he killing me?

26:18 Is there like Does he have a gun?

26:19 Is there classes?

26:26 Woah.

26:33 Oh my god, bro, I missed it.

26:39 Dude, you are bad, bad.

26:41 Bro, okay, I'm being so serious.

26:43 I think you'd be better at control cuz I was not this bad when I first started.

26:46 Like you are bad, bad.

26:49 Like you're like like you're actually playing autistic.

26:51 Bro, are you like Is it How is that clicking in brain, bro?

26:56 Dog, I'm in a car trying to score in a soccer net.

26:59 Like, I'm sorry.

27:00 I'm not[ __] gay.

27:01 No, I I know, but like I wasn't even this bad, bro.

27:05 Are you saying you weren't even that bad?

27:06 There's not one game on the planet that you're good at.

27:07 So, I'm trying to I'm kind of confused here.

27:09 Like, you definitely were like that bad.

27:11 No, dude.

27:12 You're like Like, I'm watching you play up 2 hours in the game,

27:14 you actually look[ __] bro.

27:16 Like, I see like the actual like robot car bots.

27:18 Like Bro, but you I've never I I wouldn't even know what this is, bro.

27:21 Like, I'm not even trying to score on you.

27:22 I'm trying to blow you up.

27:38 It's just not a score, bro.

27:47 Bro, what are you trying to do, bro?

27:48 to run you over.

27:49 I'm trying to kill you.

27:50 It's good,[ __] to run you over.

27:51 It's good,[ __] How do I kill I don't

27:54 understand how I'm running in you and you're not dying.

27:57 It worked, bro.

27:58 You're a[ __]

27:59 I'm god.

28:00 What's up,[ __] I'm god.

28:02 We should have to play We should play another game cuz that's We should play

28:06 like We should run that back now that I understand like at least how to boost.

28:10 Cuz that was insane.

28:11 to rematch it.

28:12 I'm down to rematch it.

28:13 Like, at least the games that you played, bro,

28:15 like you actually like We played four in CS.

28:18 I'm That was I don't even know what that is, bro.

28:20 Okay, bro.

28:21 Like, I'm autistic every game.

28:22 I don't have a We should get a That should be a best of three, though.

28:25 All right.

28:25 You want All right.

28:25 We can go again.

28:26 I'm ready up.

28:27 All right.

28:27 Ready up.

28:27 Chat, that's fair for the best three, right?

28:29 Cuz that was insane.

28:30 I want to I want to rematch this, bro.

28:31 No, it's one oh.

28:32 It's one oh.

28:33 Yeah, you When you just want a whole boost and then like double

28:35 tap A when you get a little like close to Yeah, like that.

28:38 There you go.

28:39 Wow.

28:42 I was like Then, you probably want to Nice.

28:51 Uh-huh.

28:52 The point is you want to get boost.

28:55 But there's ways to go for boost when Like it's all about timing.

29:02 Like if you know like if the ball is in a certain position on on the map,

29:06 that's when you know you can go for boost.

29:07 I can't see where the ball is though.

29:10 What the[ __] am I hearing?

29:12 There's There's full boost every time into the ball.

29:15 But try to keep your car straight.

29:18 It's fine.

29:18 He missed.

29:22 Okay.

29:37 Okay, good.

29:38 Now I think you got the hang of it, bro.

29:40 I think so.

29:41 I think I got I think I'm going to I think I got the hang of it.

29:43 I actually Okay, now I think I think I'm going to win now.

29:45 All right, what do I do here since we're sideways?

29:47 You just drive straight to the ball.

29:50 There you go.

29:56 That one in?

29:57 That's the luckiest[ __] ever, isn't it?

29:58 Yeah, that is kind of And I got it straight in the net.

30:02 I don't even know I don't even know what I did.

30:04 That went that How the[ __] did that go in?

30:07 I swear I didn't even play that bad though.

30:08 I swear I go for the boost after that and then come back to the ball.

30:11 Yeah.

30:12 Yeah.

30:13 Uh that is crazy.

30:14 Okay, now Okay, now I'm going to try.

30:16 Yeah, now I think you have the hang of it.

30:19 Okay, wait.

30:20 I'm understanding it now.

30:21 Yeah, wait.

30:22 Nice.

30:22 Okay, wait.

30:23 Wait.

30:23 Wait, you're crazy, bro.

30:24 Okay.

30:25 Okay, now Okay.

30:26 I actually understand it.

30:27 I'm actually understand that uh website my guy I'm actually understand it.

30:30 I'm actually understand That was actually nice.

30:34 I bet.

30:36 Nice.

30:37 Wait, nice.

30:37 We already know We already know what You can ask me out there.

30:40 Yeah, bro.

30:41 You know what it says he's got the controller.

30:43 We already missed it, jackass.

30:46 I might be able to beat Web no matter what, though.

30:50 You look troubled.

30:51 You hand me that controller.

30:51 Hand me that switch off, jackass.

30:53 I heard that switch off, jackass.

30:54 Give me the controller.

30:56 __] it.

30:56 __] it, give me the controller.

30:57 I'll settle his ass.

30:58 GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER.

31:00 BUT WHY IS HE MAD?

31:01 LIKE I'M CONFUSED.

31:02 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO?

31:05 I'll cook his ass, too.

31:10 Why are you so[ __] happy today?

31:14 Wow.

31:14 No.

31:16 Nice, he missed.

31:17 You're good.

31:20 There you go.

31:21 Just so you can see the ball at all times.

31:25 You reset?

31:29 Oh.

31:33 Grab that boost.

31:40 Nice.

31:42 He's coming for your[ __] He's trying to blow you up.

31:45 The bang.

31:47 That was actually Oh, no, I messed up that shot.

31:49 That was nice.

31:50 THAT WAS[ __] NICE.

31:51 THAT WAS NICE.

31:53 But I'm telling you,

31:53 if you keep your If you keep your wheels just on the ground,

31:56 don't go on the Like you'll probably beat them.

31:57 Like if you just keep your If you don't

31:58 even try going for the ball like in the air

32:00 anything like that, if you just drive around

32:03 and just like get your like ground control like okay,

32:07 then you'll probably beat them.

32:08 There's no point in you even trying to go for the ball in the air.

32:10 Cuz you both can't really do anything.

32:15 It's okay.

32:16 No, we have a comeback.

32:17 Dude, you're only down by three.

32:19 There's still three minutes.

32:20 Yeah, I'm going to get the goals up.

32:20 I'm going to get the goals up for sure.

32:22 How many times do you just score off the kickoff like this?

32:26 Nice.

32:27 You take those.

32:29 Try and grab that boost.

32:30 Do you see that boost right there?

32:30 You should go for it.

32:36 Why not take a[ __] detour?

32:38 We're not taking A[ __] DETOUR.

33:09 CHIMICHANGA ASS LAUGH.

33:12 WAIT, he missed.

33:13 He missed.

33:13 It's open.

33:14 Go for it, brother.

33:15 Dive into it.

33:16 No, I I saw it.

33:16 I saw it.

33:17 Nice pass.

33:18 I tried to blow him up, bro.

33:20 I tried to just blow him up, bro.

33:21 Nice.

33:22 Okay, we I'm closing the gap here, bro.

33:23 Let's go.

33:24 Come on, bro.

33:25 You are.

33:26 I think Come on, bro.

33:27 I want to reach Chimichanga.

33:28 Dude, closing the gap.

33:30 Okay, wait.

33:30 That was nice.

33:31 Wait.

33:32 Yeah, I know.

33:33 Wait, what the[ __] Okay, I don't choke this.

33:34 I don't choke this.

33:35 Oh, there's no way.

33:36 Wait, nice.

33:37 Um okay.

33:39 Epic save.

33:42 I'm fine.

33:43 Yeah, you're fine.

33:44 Can I blow him up here?

33:44 I think I can blow him up.

33:45 I think I can blow him up.

33:50 Dude, holy[ __] What?

33:52 How did I just lose that?

33:54 Bro, that was actually impressive.

33:55 I'm not going to lie, that was impressive.

33:56 No, I'm not guy like I was trying You

33:59 were like trying to like play like kind of well,

34:01 and then like Okay, I'm that guy.

34:04 It wasn't even like You got it, bro.

34:21 What the[ __] How is that not What the How is that missing?

34:25 What the[ __] was that?

34:27 I thought that I scored twice.

34:30 Okay, yeah.

34:31 Oh, yeah, you need Buddy, yeah, I guess.

34:34 Wait.

34:36 Nice.

34:38 Oh, wait.

34:44 Yep, on the wall.

34:45 Take that, Ronald.

34:48 __] missed.

34:50 You blow.

34:52 __] versus trash.

35:01 __] Wait.

35:03 Dude, I thought he used his own goal.

35:04 Oh, he did.

35:09 We tied up here.

35:10 Damn, I'm not allowed to play.

35:14 Okay.

35:13 Three goals here.

35:14 We tied up.

35:14 Go team.

35:18 Come on.

35:19 Yeah, my boy.

35:20 I don't choke.

35:21 I don't choke this.

35:22 He's not even there.

35:22 Oh my god.

35:23 Dude, how is he killing me, bro?

35:26 Dude, honestly, bro, when I look at it,

35:27 you have the worst settings on the planet.

35:29 Like, you did default settings.

35:30 You don't even have like Oh.

35:33 He blew you up.

35:34 How am I just dying?

35:36 Oh, he's dead.

35:41 Oh, you dodged it, bro.

35:42 Wait, wait, that was actually Wait.

35:43 Wait, that was tough.

35:45 WAIT.

35:45 OH MY GOD.

35:46 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

35:47 I'M actually tough.

35:48 You just dodged that.

35:49 Wait, what was that?

35:50 Nice one, bro.

35:51 Yo, what?

35:52 Okay, that was nice.

35:54 That was actually nice.

35:56 That was actually nice.

35:57 Don't even lie, Chad.

35:58 Chad.

36:04 Missed.

36:13 You didn't tie this up.

36:18 I see.

36:19 Faked him out.

36:32 Nice try, dude.

36:33 Nice try, bro.

36:36 That's it.

36:37 You almost had it.

36:40 Oh, that is Honestly, one of the hardest games I've ever played.

36:44 fair, the To be fair,

36:46 you're the regular default settings are like actually like miserable.

36:51 So, I couldn't even like actually like even try and[ __] like actually play.

36:57 Wait, wait, wait.

36:58 Wait, ass settings?

36:58 What, they're just bad settings now?

37:00 Dude, he has the worst settings ever.

37:02 No, I have I have default default, too.

37:04 Well, no, like you can't even No, that was like impossible, bro.

37:08 No, like you can't even like what's it called?

37:11 Like you can't even air roll on his on his controller.

37:13 Like I don't know, like you couldn't even air roll.

37:16 One time shot.

37:17 Go.

37:17 Wait, how do you one v one in Rust?

37:19 How's this one work?

37:21 You can't.

37:21 So, yeah.

37:23 Woah.

37:24 Dude, first to Don't do first to 10.

37:27 I don't I Dude, it's your your game, bro.

37:29 First to 10, first to 10.

37:32 Who the[ __] even are you?

37:33 What the[ __] I'm running up on Where the[ __] is Bro.

37:41 Press wall But you can build?

37:43 Yeah, four and then you can wall.

37:44 Press four and then left click.

37:50 So, you want to like close distance and then Yeah, you get it.

37:57 What up?

38:02 Can you one tap?

38:03 Yeah.

38:13 Dude, I haven't played in like years.

38:15 This is bad.

38:23 Uh.

38:36 No, that was my round.

38:37 Okay, this is actually winnable.

38:38 Wait, this is actually winnable.

38:39 I've got it is.

38:40 I have a kid on my team, bro.

38:42 __] off, kid.

38:42 I'll bet him.

38:45 Get out of here, wrinkly ponytail.

38:47 Yeah, let's go.

38:48 Hey, all Is it going to be all the time?

38:50 All the time.

38:51 He's going to just spray with the AK, I can tell.

38:55 __] Dude, this spray is crazy, bro.

38:57 Is it Is this Is this live?

38:59 Yeah, live live.

39:02 We're doing first of 10?

39:04 I dude, it's it's your call, bro.

39:05 Yeah, well, I'll walk you down first of 10 real fast.

39:18 So, can I just get a head tap?

39:19 Is it possible?

39:21 Uh, it's double head shots to go.

39:23 Head shots are like 50.

39:29 I hit him.

42:00 I[ __] got[ __] impossible, bro.

42:02 This is actually impossible, bro.

42:03 Like this is[ __] bro.

42:05 YOU'RE WELCOME TO MY[ __] WORLD.

42:07 I HAD TO PLAY YOU ON MY LEVEL.

42:08 your[ __] world.

42:09 I'm in your world, bro.

42:10 Who plays this[ __] And what are you going to avoid in school, bro?

42:14 BRO, THIS IS BIGGER THAN CALL OF DUTY.

42:16 NO ONE GOT BULLIED IN SCHOOL, you jackass.

42:18 __] you.

42:19 I'd bully your ass, too, bro.

42:33 That's 6-0?

42:35 I don't[ __] know, bro.

42:36 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

42:38 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Is that I ain't 6-0.

42:48 7-0.

42:58 Oh.

43:00 Oh, I tapped him.

43:03 Okay.

43:03 How do I How do you say it?

43:05 Okay.

43:05 The number one drone thing to do on this game is tap.

43:09 Like you you don't have You get You understand that?

43:12 What?

43:13 Like tapping is like If you tap,

43:15 like you're instantly going to just be like Like yeah, you're a bot.

43:18 But is there Is there a spray pattern?

43:20 Yeah, there's spray It's like you can have like a literal perfect spray.

43:23 Like you You should watch some of these kids play the game.

43:25 Like they literally will Is it Is it like CS spray?

43:27 They will I mean, it's like hard to pick up,

43:29 but like they will full tap They They will full spray your head.

43:34 Like there's some kid that is good.

43:36 Like I am a bot.

43:37 Like some of these kids, like you should see what they can do, bro.

43:41 This kid's[ __] trolling me, and I can't ban him.

43:45 How do I ban this kid?

43:49 Down into the left.

43:52 I've seen I've seen Rust gameplay.

43:55 I've seen kids like their guns are not even move.

43:58 What happened?

43:58 So, when they do that, it's like They're

44:02 just doing some type of recoil recoil pattern?

44:04 Yeah, like they're are people do it.

44:05 Some kids are like gross.

44:06 Like if you watch Warrior,

44:08 like Warrior was like my favorite person watch on Russ.

44:09 Warrior is like disgusting, bro.

44:13 Like what?

44:14 That Warrior That Warrior dude is like actually[ __] disgusting, bro.

44:18 I got him.

44:19 I'm one HP.

44:19 So yeah, push me.

44:20 You have to push me.

44:21 You have to push me.

44:21 I'm one HP.

44:24 Close the gap.

44:25 Just run at me.

44:26 Run at me and like you don't have to[ __] shoot with your gun out.

44:28 Just run at me.

44:29 Run at me with your gun out and then come kill me.

44:36 9-0.

44:36 This is not double movement, bro.

44:37 I mean there's just no double movement, bro.

44:39 No, you you got me 14 HP.

44:40 You should have instantly been running at me.

44:42 If I peek you, you wall.

44:43 But like you run at me, you close the gap, and then you peek me.

44:44 I I I can't even like[ __] bro.

44:46 I I I can't even like go forward, bro.

44:52 Oh my Do you know about Snowmers?

44:53 No.

44:56 You got no bad shots.

44:59 Yeah, no bad shots.

45:00 No bad shots, P.

45:08 No bad shots, P.

45:11 Let's go race him,[ __] Shock the[ __] turny, P.

45:17 He ran down here.

45:19 I got to go right here.

45:21 Holy[ __] That's 10-0.

45:24 Where are we going to go, bro?

45:26 That's time.

45:26 That's end of this.

45:27 That's game.

45:27 I you will not you will you will not beat me in this game.

45:32 I have.

45:32 I[ __] dog[ __] every other game.

45:36 You don't have another game that you can beat me at.

45:38 No.

45:40 I don't even know if I beat you in Fall Guys, bro.

45:42 Okay, I'm I won flawless on my games.

45:43 I don't care.

45:44 And I technically should have beat you in Black Ops 2,

45:45 but you played some gay[ __] Um What do you mean?

45:49 Do you want to do Fall Guys or a game?

45:50 Cook up a game.

45:51 Cook up a game.

45:52 I've never played 2K.

45:54 Bucks never played 2K either.

45:56 But like Fall Guys like I I I don't think

45:58 I I think I'm more confident 2K than Fall Guys.

46:02 I don't know if I'd do it.

46:02 Battleship, I'm down to battleship if I win 2K.

46:05 Battleship would be like a[ __] 10K battleship.

46:07 That would be[ __] cinema.

46:10 I'll do better in 2K.

46:11 Why the[ __] is that[ __] on my screen?

46:14 Do I play Do I play 2K on controller or what do I play on?

46:17 I'll buy a controller, bro.

46:20 Okay.

46:21 I'm still loading, so don't start anything.

46:22 Okay.

46:22 Wait, I don't All right.

46:23 Yeah, I see.

46:24 Okay, we're good.

46:25 Okay.

46:26 Wait.

46:27 I'm going to be I'm going to be all right.

46:29 I'm player one.

46:30 Yeah.

46:30 Bro, your[ __] audio is on, bro.

46:33 Yo, hello?

46:36 Yo.

46:36 Yeah, it's fine.

46:36 We'll fix it again.

46:37 We'll fix it again.

46:37 It's fine.

46:38 All right.

46:38 Okay.

46:39 We're going to go random teams.

46:41 So, I think we're just going to hold hold RB and then just stop.

46:47 Like Wait.

46:48 Wait, you can't even do this.

46:49 Wait, it's square.

46:49 How do you do Wait, it's square.

46:51 I don't know what square is.

46:55 Wait.

46:56 Oh, it's Wait.

46:57 How do you How do you randomize it?

46:58 Oh, here we go.

46:59 How do you randomize?

47:03 How do you randomize it?

47:04 I don't know.

47:05 I don't know how to X.

47:08 Uh X doesn't randomize.

47:10 Is there a square?

47:12 Wait, what?

47:14 Yeah, what if we just did Google?

47:16 Or no.

47:18 Wait, I don't Yeah, I mean,

47:18 we can't really randomize cuz this is like custom to Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

47:21 I'm I'm going to back out of lobby and I'm going to I think I do it by myself.

47:23 One sec.

47:24 I'm going to randomize myself.

47:25 I barely remember what it is.

47:27 I'm going to do quick.

47:28 Okay, I can randomize myself, I think.

47:29 Wait, I think you should do this, bro.

47:31 Go to my stream.

47:32 Go to my stream.

47:32 I backed out and pressed online.

47:33 I can randomize it square.

47:35 You ready?

47:35 I don't I can't pull up your stream, but my game doesn't let me tab me out.

47:38 Oh, it's working now.

47:39 Okay.

47:39 I'm right side.

47:44 __] dude.

47:45 I'm[ __] nervous.

47:46 All right.

47:47 Celtics.

47:48 Okay.

47:48 And then advance.

47:50 Game settings.

47:50 Okay.

47:51 So, you want to do semi-pro, rookie, Hall of Fame, semi Okay, what do we do?

47:56 Semi-pro.

47:57 All right.

47:57 Wait, 5-minute quarters?

47:58 You want to do pro?

47:59 You want to do Should we do semi-pro?

48:00 or semi-pro?

48:01 I'm never semi-pro.

48:02 Just do do semi-pro.

48:03 Okay.

48:04 5 minutes and a quarter semi-pro.

48:05 Yeah, yeah.

48:06 I'm ready.

48:09 All right.

48:10 I'm ready.

48:11 All right.

48:12 Start game.

48:14 Okay, bro.

48:15 Come on, bro.

48:15 All right, let's go.

48:19 These[ __] get tired or no, chat?

48:22 We had the Pistons.

48:23 We had to pick random teams, bro.

48:25 __] I lose this game, chat, it's 10K.

48:29 It's the Celtics from Boston who find themselves

48:31 on the road here today for an interconference Come on,[ __] bro.

48:38 It's so loud.

48:39 Wait, I know it.

48:41 It's so loud.

48:41 Wait, can we pause?

48:43 Okay, I paused.

48:43 You're paused now?

48:44 Yeah, I'm paused.

48:45 Okay, I'm going to I got to turn my[ __] game down, bro.

48:48 Okay.

48:50 Where the[ __] the uh Chat, where's the audio at, bro?

48:54 How do I switch characters if I want to guard someone else?

48:57 Are we doing all Are we doing Are we allowed to do off ball?

48:59 I don't think we should do off ball, right?

49:01 I don't know what the[ __] that means, good friend.

49:03 Like bro, like you have to guard who you're guarding.

49:06 Like you can't switch to[ __] the center and let the AI guard.

49:09 You know what I mean?

49:11 I'm just saying play the[ __] game.

49:14 No, but like you can't let You can't let like the AI guard me.

49:17 Does that not make sense?

49:19 Yeah, I get what you're saying.

49:20 Okay.

49:20 All right, you ready?

49:20 You have to guard whoever you're guarding.

49:22 I paused it on the sound, bro.

49:24 Okay, all right, I'm sorry.

49:26 Yeah, I don't see[ __] On our sidelines tonight reporting Ali LaForce.

49:33 Oh my[ __] god, let's go, Jaylen.

49:36 Oh wait, so you Okay, you want to do it like Okay, I get what you're saying.

49:38 You want to do it that way?

49:39 Yeah.

49:42 And we saw last season the Nuggets GM in the final weeks

49:45 of the regular season Oh yeah,[ __] that[ __] I feel confident, bro.

49:50 I feel good, bro.

49:51 How was that ball?

49:53 situation.

49:53 Seems like there'd been a power struggle and rather than choosing sides,

49:57 the decision was to just make a fresh start.

50:01 Now, here's Brown following the miss by Jokic.

50:05 The kick out to Brown.

50:10 Takes it off THE GLASS.

50:12 GO, P.

50:13 COME ON.

50:13 GOT HIS SECOND BUCKET.

50:15 Working to get the high percentage bucket.

50:17 Nicely done that time by Brown.

50:21 And that one is stuffed right through.

50:24 You got to love his aggressiveness to finish inside.

50:29 Dude,[ __] my my Jerry West.

50:30 gives him a great advantage.

50:32 Fellas, that's exactly why they look to get him the ball around the rim.

50:35 I mean, it's either a dunk or free throws EVERY TIME.

50:39 COME ON!

50:40 COME ON!

50:42 TIE BALL GAME,[ __] SLAM THAT[ __] DOWN.

50:48 Here's Brown.

50:50 I I bounced it.

50:51 Okay, if I have good defense, this is fine.

50:52 In your ass.

50:54 And he is looking confident.

50:57 Love how they're using him so far.

50:59 I don't like that.

51:00 Like, why is the like Okay, the computer, where are you at, bro?

51:02 Where's the[ __] computer at right there?

51:06 And here's Boston.

51:08 The kick out to Tatum.

51:10 Takes the 13-footer.

51:12 Misses off the left side.

51:14 Okay, I didn't know the bar there.

51:14 Okay, I got it.

51:15 Well, with his solid midi, That nice.

51:17 He's open.

51:18 you expect him to knock that one down.

51:20 And so, Brown will bring it up the Bro, you're just cookie picking?

51:24 Nice.

51:24 Yo!

51:25 All right, I'll take that one.

51:26 You have free light, bro.

51:26 That's a clear path foul.

51:27 That's That's awful.

51:28 That's the worst thing you COULD HAVE DONE.

51:30 WHAT?

51:30 And he'll shoot two at the line.

51:32 At the line, first trip to the free throw line for him in this one.

51:35 Bro, how are you shooting free throws?

51:38 Do you have free throws in the ball?

51:39 What did I do?

51:40 YOU ATE THE CLEAR BALL.

51:41 I IT'S A CLEAR BALL.

51:43 I HAD THE FULL LANE.

51:44 You fouled me when I had open lane.

51:46 You can't do that in the NBA anymore.

51:48 What?

51:50 So, that was a good foul.

51:52 Are you[ __] serious?

51:54 He[ __] skipped.

51:56 OH, NO.

51:58 OH MY GOD!

52:00 GREEN STREAM BEAT.

52:02 GREEN FM AT WORK.

52:04 COME ON.

52:07 COME ON.

52:09 ALL RIGHT, JUST KEEP following me, jackass.

52:10 Take my free throws.

52:16 Get that That's out of Get that out of here.

52:17 Get that[ __] out of here.

52:18 Come on.

52:19 Get down.

52:20 Get down.

52:21 HEY THERE.

52:21 HEY.

52:23 YO.

52:24 YO, LET ME SEE OH MY GOD.

52:26 YO, YO, YO, YO.

52:26 OH GOD.

52:27 I'M BEING FULL[ __] SOLD.

52:28 BRO, what are the robots doing?

52:31 What are the[ __] robots doing?

52:38 Bro, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

52:40 Robots, lock the[ __] in.

52:42 I don't know where the[ __] MY AI'S PLAYING.

52:44 ISO.

52:46 OH.

52:50 OH.

52:51 OH MY GOD, GET OFF ME.

52:54 ISO.

52:59 WHAT?

53:00 HELLO?

53:03 WAIT, DO WE do Are you cra- Did you crash?

53:05 I crashed.

53:06 Nope.

53:06 Nice.

53:07 You crashed?

53:08 Yeah, I crashed.

53:09 Wait, are you in?

53:10 I'm in.

53:11 That's what you're missing, Ash.

53:18 Just[ __] hacks, bro.

53:24 Nice.

53:25 All right.

53:25 Okay, if I could just get stops, bro, we're good.

53:27 Good stops.

53:29 I'm all defense.

53:29 My jumper's terrible.

53:32 Comes out though.

53:34 They know don't worry he makes that.

53:36 Just love that.

53:37 Nice.

53:38 How's transition going?

53:39 Swing it.

53:41 Oh, like what is that whole pro?

53:43 You got to hold that little longer.

53:44 It's not like old 2K.

53:46 The the holding is a lot longer.

53:55 Nice, bro.

53:56 Come on.

53:57 He sucks, bro.

53:58 He[ __] sucks.

54:00 Is he good on ball defense?

54:01 We're good.

54:02 Get on ball defense.

54:03 Don't Don't bite at everything.

54:06 I didn't get everything, bro.

54:07 Like he's just moving sideways.

54:09 I don't know how to guard him.

54:10 Hit it, bro.

54:13 It's a typical[ __] Nice.

54:20 We need a team around us to move, bro.

54:21 We need some[ __] picks.

54:27 Nice screen.

54:28 OH MY GOD, BRO.

54:30 I GOT IT UP.

54:31 __] COME ON.

54:32 ON BALL DEFENSE.

54:40 Who is that?

54:40 He's a bum.

54:41 Is that Tristan Thompson?

54:46 Jump on it.

54:48 Roll.

54:49 JUST GET A GREAT ROLL ON[ __] BASKET.

54:51 WHY ARE YOU RUNNING OUT?

54:52 ROLL TO THE BASKET.

54:53 YOU HAD a free[ __] lane.

55:10 That's right,[ __] Hell no.

55:15 __] no.

55:16 __] no.

55:18 That[ __] Oh, space the[ __] floor, bro.

55:35 Green.

55:36 Green.

55:37 Green.

55:37 Oh my god, I'm that whole god I'm here.

55:39 I'm here.

55:41 Well, what I love is the game plan has been solid from the opening tip.

55:45 And guys are making their shots.

55:47 That's critical.

55:48 How do I call pick chat?

55:49 And inside Murray's attacking Five before, five before, five before.

55:52 On the ball.

55:53 Swing.

55:54 Swing.

55:56 I got to hit that bro.

55:57 I got to hit that one wide open bro.

55:58 I got to hit that.

56:02 No, bro.

56:04 What a bum ass[ __] pass.

56:06 He's going to foul you.

56:07 He's going to foul you.

56:08 I'll take Swing it.

56:10 Brother, brother, WHERE ARE YOU[ __] THROWING THE BALL?

56:15 GET THE[ __] OFF ME.

56:19 JUMP, MOVE, MOVE.

56:20 MOVE, WAIT, MOVE.

56:25 Eight seconds.

56:25 Oh my god.

56:28 __] ass, all[ __] dunked any[ __] COME ON.

56:31 LET'S GO.

56:32 __] ASS, OH I SHOULD JUST SAY IT.

56:34 YO CHAD, IF WE'RE playing 2K to wait, move.

56:38 Hey, who's shotting?

56:40 I don't know who's shotting.

56:42 Yo, who's the baddest one low key?

56:43 The one on the left, on god.

56:44 The front left bro, she bad as[ __] Tracking, which one you tracking low key?

56:51 Yo, what's good father?

56:52 Just wanted to ask what grade on my test I had

56:54 to get for you to buy me a MacBook Pro M5.

56:56 My old laptop broke and I'm desperate.

56:58 Brother,[ __] you and[ __] your school assignments bro.

57:00 How the[ __] do we skip this[ __] Why is there a time out?

57:02 I don't know, you called it jackass.

57:04 No, my[ __] controller called it for no reason.

57:06 Uh they you should wait.

57:07 These[ __] need to get subbed out.

57:09 What?

57:10 Press A.

57:11 Legit.

57:11 Press A, press A.

57:13 Damn it.

57:14 What's up?

57:16 L greedy millionaire, brother I'm not buying a random kid[ __] bro.

57:23 Step up.

57:28 Tyus Jones showing an ability to finish in close.

57:31 How about the use of the angle right there?

57:34 Oh, that's nice.

57:35 That's nice.

57:37 Oh.

57:39 Pretty much.

57:40 Jalen is doing too much.

57:41 I'm trying to get a three.

57:42 I'm getting so greedy.

57:46 Why you like Why did I pass it to him?

57:48 I had a guy in the lane.

57:48 Follow him up.

57:49 Go.

57:50 Go.

57:52 I crashed again.

57:53 BRO, WHAT IS THIS[ __] GAME, BRO?

57:55 THIS[ __] SUCKS.

57:58 I hit a three.

57:58 Uh 18-6.

58:00 Bro, no way your game crashed.

58:03 Are you crashed?

58:03 Yes, bro.

58:04 Well, this game sucks.

58:05 What are we playing?

58:07 Bro.

58:08 Well, how does it crash, bro?

58:11 Bro, I'm cooking your[ __] too.

58:13 It was 18-6 or 16-8, right?

58:16 Are you faking it, bro?

58:18 Are you on the top four and Dude, this game actually sucks, bro.

58:23 Are you on the top four and Dude, how is this an $80 game?

58:28 I'm confused.

58:28 Is it $80 game and it doesn't even[ __]

58:30 You can't even play it on a[ __] 5070 GPU.

58:32 How is that possible?

58:34 No way your game is crashing that much, bro.

58:36 How are we going to get get through this game?

58:37 Like that is[ __] bro.

58:40 Bro, that's like low-key, bro.

58:41 That that game is low-key fair, I swear to god.

58:44 Is that not fair?

58:49 Yeah, maybe maybe lower some[ __] I don't know.

58:51 I'm going to lower his graphic settings.

58:52 Wait, is my[ __] lowered?

58:53 I'm up one point.

58:54 Okay, so it was 16-8.

58:57 I I don't know if I count that actually.

58:58 Did I count the last point that I scored?

59:00 I swear this is this is even, though.

59:05 Okay, what's the score?

59:05 You're I think I think you're up one.

59:07 I was It was 8-16.

59:10 I don't know if you count I don't know when you lagged out.

59:12 How were we counting a three when I lagged out?

59:13 You No, yeah.

59:14 I'm at one.

59:15 You know what I mean?

59:15 It was the same.

59:16 No, I was at two.

59:17 I was at two, but I don't know if you lagged out or not.

59:19 So, 14-8.

59:20 I'm up one.

59:22 Up one you got.

59:22 I'm up one point.

59:23 And I give you free two points.

59:27 Maybe And I'm up one now.

1:00:01 Okay.

1:00:01 Game settings.

1:00:03 I'm going to go on like 3 minutes out, okay?

1:00:05 3 minutes.

1:00:06 Can your PC handle 5 minutes game?

1:00:08 I don't know.

1:00:09 We we should just play something else.

1:00:12 I mean, do I think this is the most fair though, bro?

1:00:15 There's There's got to be There's got to be a I mean,

1:00:17 it's fair but you know what I mean?

1:00:18 __] up.

1:00:18 It is[ __] up, bro.

1:00:19 No, I'd rather just give you the win cuz I I really can't play.

1:00:22 This game actually sucks.

1:00:24 Okay, if it crashes again, I'm done.

1:00:26 Dude, we're beginning at 50/50 though, bro.

1:00:28 Just restart.

1:00:28 Are you down to overall restart?

1:00:30 Yeah, let's play this.

1:00:31 One and done.

1:00:33 Okay.

1:00:33 Even score then.

1:00:35 Yeah.

1:00:40 Bro, I'm lagging like a[ __] Me too, bro.

1:00:52 Get in there, bro.

1:00:52 You coward.

1:01:05 Ooh, why you always fouling, bro?

1:01:07 You spam foul, bro?

1:01:24 Okay.

1:01:25 So we'll keep an eye on the rebounding battle in this one

1:01:27 because that is the strength of both of these teams.

1:01:31 Here's Murray.

1:01:32 This is a good shot.

1:01:33 Bro, shut up.

1:01:33 How do you play defense on God?

1:01:35 I don't I don't know how to play defense.

1:01:36 I didn't think Like I I I thought you was open.

1:01:38 that last up, but it only took a a couple seconds.

1:01:41 Not much defense, Greg, in those last few possessions, but does anyone mind?

1:01:45 Not at all.

1:01:47 And one.

1:01:47 No way that goes in.

1:01:49 How do I play?

1:01:50 How do I How do I play defense, bro?

1:01:51 I don't know how to play defense.

1:01:52 I don't know how to play defense.

1:01:55 And Greg, with the absence of Jason Tatum for the game

1:01:58 How How do I How do I play defense?

1:01:59 How do I play on-ball defense?

1:02:00 I don't know how to play on-ball defense, bro.

1:02:02 Double them?

1:02:02 Not to mention some of the salary cap casualties.

1:02:06 It's not the same team that won it all in 2014,

1:02:09 but in great position once Tatum returns.

1:02:14 Well, he wanted to let us know that he's got some bounce to his game now.

1:02:17 White rising up with ease.

1:02:19 Just[ __] versus[ __] bro.

1:02:21 Just[ __] versus[ __] guts and guide him to take

1:02:23 it to the bucket strong to Oh, please don't work.

1:02:25 I swear I swear it's the right stick, bro.

1:02:28 Here's Cade.

1:02:30 Stolen by Brown.

1:02:36 59 seconds left to play in the first quarter.

1:02:41 And now White pushing it up and no one back to stop him.

1:02:44 And the dunk by Tatum.

1:02:47 Tatum like[ __] that is rigged.

1:02:49 Come on.

1:02:49 I want to play against[ __] sub.

1:02:50 What kind of bum-ass pass was that?

1:02:54 And it's Murray penetrating SHUT UP.

1:02:55 BE[ __] ELBOW DEFENSE, BRO.

1:02:57 I'M GETTING HIT WITH that every time.

1:02:59 Who's Jamal Murray, bro?

1:03:00 Shoot him.

1:03:01 that kind of finish.

1:03:02 And you know, guys, when your point guard is

1:03:04 making explosive plays at the rim Such a[ __] child.

1:03:08 No way I lose like this, bro.

1:03:11 Now here's Johnson.

1:03:17 Outside Shut chat.

1:03:20 What are you passing into?

1:03:23 And what?

1:03:25 Oh, is that even late?

1:03:27 How is that remotely late, bro?

1:03:32 Oh, no.

1:03:33 So early.

1:03:38 Wait.

1:03:39 2K SHOT GODS.

1:03:41 OKAY, it's fine.

1:03:43 I'm autistic, bro.

1:03:45 How do I set screen, chat?

1:03:46 How do I set screen?

1:03:46 Someone help me.

1:03:47 How do I set screen, bro?

1:03:48 Please.

1:03:50 This guy is[ __] bro.

1:03:53 So[ __] shut up.

1:03:53 I'm on it.

1:03:54 I'm pressing on one.

1:03:56 Wait, what the[ __] do I change?

1:03:58 Why do I get the[ __] dimension?

1:04:00 I dimension.

1:04:03 Dude, that is a[ __] pass.

1:04:05 I'm not even trying to pass to that guy.

1:04:12 I just want to play a couple of downs in a row.

1:04:14 in the high school full team, brother.

1:04:23 Oh, that[ __] got I like you, 52.

1:04:24 Come on.

1:04:25 I like that.

1:04:25 I like that energy, 52.

1:04:27 I love that energy.

1:04:34 Yeah, I'm like autistic.

1:04:35 I'm calling the defense, bro.

1:04:36 Dude, I just need, bro.

1:04:38 Let's get a W here.

1:04:43 __] with my man.

1:04:45 I'm just doing it.

1:04:48 This[ __] just reaches, bro.

1:05:02 WHAT KIND OF LUCKY ASS[ __] IS THAT?

1:05:03 WHAT IS THAT BOARD?

1:05:04 And why is he calling a timeout?

1:05:08 HOW DO I SKIP THIS[ __] BRO?

1:05:14 I like A.

1:05:15 Press A.

1:05:15 I think you can skip.

1:05:16 I'm getting the scrubs out, bro.

1:05:17 Chill.

1:05:22 I need the scrubs out, bro.

1:05:24 Why do you[ __] work here, kid?

1:05:36 Hit A.

1:05:36 Press A.

1:05:49 Get the[ __] off me.

1:05:58 Shut the[ __] up, Chris.

1:06:01 We're foul baiting?

1:06:03 We're foul baiting?

1:06:05 We're foul baiting?

1:06:06 YOU JUST SHAI GILGEOUS-ALEXANDER'D ME, BRO.

1:06:08 You just jumped into my ball after a block.

1:06:14 versus[ __] SGA out here.

1:06:19 Take your basic three.

1:06:21 Take your basic three.

1:06:24 Yo,[ __] you, I'm switching up.

1:06:25 WHAT IS THAT?

1:06:25 WHY DID HE PASS IT TO HIM?

1:06:26 THIS GAME[ __] SUCKS.

1:06:30 YO, WHY ARE YOU SWITCHING UP?

1:06:31 LET'S GO, JAYLEN.

1:06:32 WE NEED THAT LEAD.

1:06:32 YO, ONE MORE STOP.

1:06:33 ONE MORE STOP and we got the game.

1:06:35 One more stop and we win the game.

1:06:42 __] How can I not stop that?

1:06:43 I'm a degenerate.

1:06:51 He can't stop either.

1:06:52 He can't stop either.

1:06:52 Oh my god.

1:06:53 Jason, you're him.

1:06:54 Jason, damn it, you are[ __] him.

1:06:57 One[ __] stop and we win the game, people.

1:07:00 Okay.

1:07:00 Yo, you have 30, brother.

1:07:01 What are we doing uh what are we doing down there?

1:07:04 What are we doing down there, jackass?

1:07:09 Okay.

1:07:14 Green bean[ __] ass.

1:07:15 I want to say so bad bro.

1:07:16 I swear I should be allowed to say that on 2K.

1:07:22 How is that a foul?

1:07:23 THAT WAS A ONE.

1:07:24 WHY?

1:07:24 HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN?

1:07:26 HOW IS THAT a foul?

1:07:27 How is that a foul?

1:07:28 How is that a foul?

1:07:29 Say please.

1:07:29 I want to say so bad.

1:07:31 Wait.

1:07:31 That I don't have[ __] I don't have pump for advantage.

1:07:34 You can take the screen.

1:07:35 I remember back in the day.

1:07:41 Green bean in the corner.

1:07:48 What you doing bro?

1:07:49 What you doing jackass?

1:07:57 Oh.

1:07:58 Bad shot.

1:07:59 Oh, he's playing good D now.

1:08:00 He learned it.

1:08:01 I don't know how to play D bro.

1:08:02 It's over.

1:08:04 Wait.

1:08:05 One.

1:08:06 __] no.

1:08:07 Oh my god.

1:08:08 Oh my god.

1:08:09 Oh my god.

1:08:10 Oh my god.

1:08:11 Oh my god.

1:08:11 OH MY GOD.

1:08:16 DUDE, JAYLEN JAMAL MURRAY HAS ALL HIS POINTS but that's so sad.

1:08:20 HOW DID THAT GO IN?

1:08:22 BRO.

1:08:24 HOW DO WE INJURE A PLAYER?

1:08:25 HOW DOES HE GET THE ball every time too bro?

1:08:27 How does he get the ball every time?

1:08:35 Nice.

1:08:38 Yeah, that's what I thought too.

1:08:39 __] FPS.

1:08:41 That's[ __] Oh.

1:08:45 Wait.

1:08:47 And that's how you needed that.

1:08:56 NICE.

1:08:57 POST RISES[ __] ASS.

1:08:58 NO WAY.

1:08:59 OH MY GOD.

1:08:59 Post rises dumb ass.

1:09:01 On the On his head.

1:09:02 on his head.

1:09:05 Nice cookies,[ __] come on.

1:09:07 COOKIES.

1:09:10 OH, BOTH GUYS OH MY GOD, I'M HIM.

1:09:12 COME ON.

1:09:13 Get this[ __] up, dude.

1:09:14 Top of his head, on top of his head.

1:09:42 Why is my team calling timeouts, bro?

1:09:48 We're literally got to We got to[ __] Holy[ __] Fills on the line, dude.

1:10:00 Shut the fills on the line, bro.

1:10:03 This is not healthy at all, bro.

1:10:04 We're betting our[ __] shuffle fills.

1:10:06 Cookies.

1:10:08 My bonus.

1:10:11 No crash.

1:10:12 That's my first time, bro.

1:10:13 No.

1:10:13 All right, that's your game.

1:10:14 That's whatever.

1:10:15 That That game[ __] sucks.

1:10:16 You crashed?

1:10:17 I'll never play that[ __] again.

1:10:18 Chat, start a poll.

1:10:19 Geo guesser, battleship, Brawlhalla or battleship, Smash Bros.

1:10:26 or what?

1:10:27 Let's start a poll.

1:10:30 This is for 10K.

1:10:31 How is it a cobra guy I'm going to get up in my food, bro?

1:10:34 Dude, I can't do chess.

1:10:36 That is your call, bro.

1:10:37 This is me killing myself, bro.

1:10:39 I'm literally[ __] bro.

1:10:41 Like this is Jump[ __] up.

1:10:43 All right.

1:10:43 Wait, so no stream sniping.

1:10:45 Yeah.

1:10:45 Emote only.

1:10:46 Go emote only.

1:10:49 Wait, these are my boats.

1:10:49 Can I change where my boats are at?

1:10:51 Nope.

1:10:52 You got to guess.

1:10:53 Ready?

1:10:54 I missed.

1:11:04 I missed.

1:11:06 I missed.

1:11:09 NICE.

1:11:11 YOU GO AGAIN IF YOU HIT.

1:11:15 Oh my god.

1:11:18 Hey.

1:11:23 THAT DIDN'T HIT.

1:11:24 OH, SHUT UP.

1:11:30 WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE IS this boat?

1:11:31 I've outlined the boat.

1:11:32 I've outlined the[ __] boat.

1:11:33 How am I not hitting it?

1:11:40 I'm confused.

1:11:41 I'm confused.

1:11:43 I'm[ __] confused.

1:11:46 What am I playing?

1:11:58 What the[ __] did you just do?

1:12:06 I'm done losing.

1:12:07 How the[ __] did you do that?

1:12:11 Wait, what the[ __] are you using?

1:12:14 Wait, I want to use that.

1:12:15 The[ __] It missed.

1:12:19 What?

1:12:21 What the[ __] What?

1:12:30 Huh?

1:12:39 Nice.

1:12:40 You suck.

1:12:43 Hey.

1:12:47 Uh Dude, this is wrong[ __] class.

1:13:00 Bro, what the[ __] I don't even know where I've shot or not shot.

1:13:07 Bro, what are you using?

1:13:57 Dude, come on, bro.

1:14:02 I think it's this four.

1:14:02 I think it's here.

1:14:11 Oh my god, no, I needed to kill it there.

1:14:19 So, what's his last one, chat?

1:14:21 His last one is the three or the four?

1:14:23 It's four.

1:14:24 It should be the easiest one.

1:14:33 Thank you, Jeff.

1:14:34 Hit him.

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