Investigation in the Woods | Psych

0:03 What's the matter, Spencer?

0:03 Your third eye blind?

0:04 Let's all remember he has a slight concussion.

0:07 Look, I know she was here, okay?

0:09 Right here.

0:10 On this road.

0:11 I just can't sense what direction she came from.

0:14 I'm blocked for some reason.

0:15 All right, well you don't have to be psychic

0:16 to know she probably came from one of these houses.

0:18 This neighborhood's a cesspool.

0:20 Come on, O'Hara.

0:23 Who did this to you?

0:26 Whoa, wait.

0:27 She came from the woods.

0:29 I'm sure of it.

0:30 Fine, let's go to the woods.

0:33 [snorts] You know, it may not have been what you thought it was,

0:36 but it's still pretty effective.

0:40 This is where the girl's body was found.

0:42 She must have been fleeing [music] one of these shacks into the woods.

0:44 This neighborhood is the East St.

0:46 Louis of Santa Barbara.

0:54 Actually, I'm uh I'm sensing that she came from the woods.

0:58 Nice work, Shawn.

0:59 Thanks, Gus.

1:00 Yeah, it's definitely the dog.

1:04 It's definitely the dog making me itchy.

1:09 Come on, Spencer.

1:10 Anything?

1:13 What are you doing?

1:14 Are you online shopping?

1:15 I'm trying to order those shoes the girl was wearing.

1:18 You're looking for lady shoes?

1:19 Shh, they're unisex.

1:22 Man, I have been sneaker blocked for 5 years.

1:25 And I'm Helen for Magellan.

1:27 That makes no sense, Shawn.

1:28 I can only find them on this Swedish website,

1:30 but it's in this strange language that I can't understand.

1:34 It's Swedish, Shawn.

1:35 Swedish?

1:36 Huh.

1:38 I thought Swedish was just like English, but with an accent.

1:41 Like British or Irish.

1:47 All right, fine.

1:50 Siri, [clears throat] what is beef log?

1:54 A beef log is any type of cured fermented beef, salami, chorizo.

1:59 Siri, Siri.

2:00 Shh, shh.

2:01 Pretend like we're in a library, okay?

2:04 Now, Siri, please translate beef log bif log from Swedish to English.

2:16 Your results, beef log, creek.

2:19 One, a stream smaller than a river.

2:22 [clears throat] The creek?

2:23 You the creek?

2:27 Come on, Spencer.

2:28 Anything?

2:29 Um [snorts] I think he's trying to tell us something.

2:36 What is it?

2:37 What is it, Lassie Jr.?

2:38 Maybe he got a scent off the girl's body.

2:40 I think you might be right.

2:42 Nice work, DOG.

2:45 HEY.

2:46 LASSIE, COME BACK.

2:49 COME HERE, LASSIE.

2:56 OH, MAN.

3:05 This dog's one hell of a cop.

3:06 Nice work, Spencer.

3:08 Ooh, you're a good doggy.

3:09 You're a good puppy.

3:14 Driver's license says he's Corey Wolfe, 36 years old.

3:18 Has the same knife wounds as the body we found the other day.

3:20 I'm guessing whoever killed Palmer Wolfe also attacked Spencer's Jane Doe.

3:29 Hello?

3:31 Thank you.

3:36 Jane Doe just woke up.

3:38 So we've got three bodies and the only thing

3:39 linking them together is the nature of their injuries.

3:42 I hate when it's vague.

3:43 Don't you, buddy?

3:44 Don't you hate when it's vague?

3:46 Shawn, are you sensing something?

3:48 I'm seeing something.

3:49 I'm sorry, Gus.

3:50 Were you bitten by a chimp back there?

3:51 It looks like you have a touch of rage going on.

3:54 It's Lassie's dog.

3:55 He's killing me.

3:56 Good boy, Psych.

3:57 You know you've never been allergic to dogs.

3:59 Listen, you can develop allergies later in life, Shawn.

4:03 My cousin became allergic to animals for a lady in his 30s.

4:06 It was tragic.

4:07 Those friends were like family.

4:08 I don't want to talk about it.

4:15 Hey guys, I got something.

4:18 There's a name in it.

4:19 Mason Pasternak.

4:21 It's a kid's jacket.

4:22 We may be looking at a fourth victim.

4:25 I liked it better when it was vague.

4:28 I I think Jules is starting to thaw.

4:30 Yeah, I mean I I know one thing

4:32 about women and that's that they don't hold grudges.

4:34 I mean, they're very easy breezy.

4:36 I think your concussion just got upgraded to severe.

4:39 Hi there.

4:41 My name is Shawn Spencer.

4:43 I am the very heroic man that brought you here last night.

4:46 What's your name?

4:49 It's okay.

4:50 They're They're both with me.

4:52 The blonde and I are actually very much in love.

4:57 I am sensing that you are from Sweden.

5:01 How did you know?

5:05 We are with the Santa Barbara Police Department.

5:07 We want to find who did this to you.

5:08 Can you tell us your name?

5:10 My name is Elin.

5:11 Her name is Elin.

5:13 What can you tell us about last night, Elin?

5:15 Lassie, I think I should probably do the talking

5:18 considering that we have a very special report.

5:21 What can you tell us about last night, Elin?

5:24 My boyfriend and I were attacked by a man with black mask.

5:29 Your boyfriend?

5:32 I know this may be difficult, but can you identify this man?

5:37 That's Corey, my boyfriend.

5:40 Is he I'm afraid so.

5:45 Interestingly, [music] we found a body with similar injuries the other day.

5:48 We have reason to believe you may have been attacked by the same person,

5:50 so I'm going to have to show you another picture.

5:52 Oh, no.

5:53 No, that's Eric.

5:54 We dated once, several months ago.

5:57 It's Anders.

5:58 It's Anders.

5:58 He did this.

5:59 I know it's him.

6:00 Who's Anders?

6:01 He was a boyfriend in Sweden.

6:03 Wow, somebody is a very popular girl.

6:05 Am I right?

6:06 Because of all the boyfriends?

6:11 And why shouldn't you be popular?

6:13 You're young and you're fertile, international, you're open-minded.

6:18 I mean, you've probably been with girls.

6:20 Shawn.

6:23 I'm sorry.

6:25 Please continue.

6:27 Whenever I broke up with Anders, he took it badly.

6:29 It's ruined me, my family.

6:31 It's why I left Sweden.

6:33 And now he's found me.

6:34 He's found me.

6:36 It's okay.

6:36 Let me just check with immigration and see

6:37 if this Anders has entered the country.

6:39 In the meantime, let's have him describe him to a sketch artist.

6:42 Spencer, stay with her.

6:43 I'll miss you.

6:48 Well, here's the good news, Elin.

6:50 You're safe now.

6:52 I'm just so glad that I was able to be there for you.

6:56 And I couldn't help noticing that you have

6:58 a a relatively large foot for a woman.

7:01 Do you mind if I make a little size comparison?

7:04 Shawn.

7:06 Not even close.

7:07 What was I thinking?

7:08 It must have been a forced perspective from where I was standing.

7:13 You sure this is the right address?

7:14 The only Pasternak in Santa Barbara.

7:17 How you feeling, Quasimodo?

7:19 My eyes, it's my nose, my neck, my tongue, my tongue, Shawn.

7:25 I'm only getting like every other word now.

7:28 [clears throat]

7:28 Now, if our theory is correct, we are about to deliver this some difficult news.

7:31 Let's try and act like professionals.

7:33 Oops-a-daisy, baby.

7:37 Good afternoon.

7:40 Let me guess.

7:41 You're off to see the wizard?

7:43 Is this the Pasternak residence?

7:44 Very good, Scarecrow.

7:45 You must be the leader of the gang.

7:47 I'm Head Detective Carlton Lassiter.

7:49 How did you get my son's jacket?

7:52 Is that blood?

7:53 Perhaps we should speak inside.

7:55 Mason.

7:56 Mason, put your coat in the hamper.

7:59 Don't touch the blood.

8:05 We'd like to ask you some questions about your au pair.

8:08 Elin?

8:09 What happened?

8:12 She was from Sweden.

8:14 Working here, taking classes.

8:16 I warned her.

8:17 She was too trusting.

8:18 Like a child, almost.

8:20 Do you recognize this gentleman?

8:21 That's the boyfriend, Corey something.

8:24 Is he dead, too?

8:25 I'm afraid so.

8:26 My god.

8:27 When was the last time you saw Elin?

8:29 I sent her to Mason's preschool to pick up his jacket.

8:31 Would you say she was good at her job?

8:33 Well, she spoke more English than the last girl.

8:36 Couldn't you just get another au pair?

8:37 My husband and I are working through trust issues.

8:39 Hiring the sexy Swede was my way of saying I trust you to not diddle the help.

8:43 Like I'm over the first time, but women don't get over being lied to.

8:47 This one knows what I'm talking about.

8:51 Okay.

8:52 Thank you very much.

8:52 We'll be in touch.

8:54 I'm sorry I made your friend wait outside.

8:56 The only dog allowed in this house is my husband.

9:08 Well, immigration has confirmed that Anders Lindstrom entered the US,

9:12 though naturally they have no contact info.

9:14 Who's Anders again?

9:15 Elin's wacko ex-boyfriend.

9:17 So why are we at a bar?

9:18 Because, Gus, to catch a fish, one goes to sea.

9:22 But if you want to catch a crazy Swedish psychopath,

9:25 come to the King's Arms, watering hole for Swedish expats.

9:29 Seriously, do your best to blend in.

9:35 [music] I know you know that I'm not telling the truth.

9:38 I know you know they just don't have any clue [music] it's all deception.

9:42 Learn how to bend your words and ambitions and psych you out in the end.