I Only Ate Cheesecake Factory for 1 Week

0:00 At the beginning of 2025,

0:01 I set out on eating the entire Cheesecake Factory menu.

0:04 A whopping 275 total items.

0:07 After a great start in January and February,

0:09 I consumed [music] 52 total items from here.

0:12 But then something awful happened.

0:14 I got really[ __] sick and tired of eating at the Cheesecake Factory.

0:17 So, I took a 42-day break and ate four more items on March 31st.

0:21 And then I totally abandoned the Cheesecake Factory project for good.

0:24 I focused on other projects like going to all 54

0:27 bies and other creative ways I could give myself gastroentereritis.

0:30 But no matter how much I got further

0:32 and further away from eating at the [music] Cheesecake Factory,

0:35 it never left the back of my head.

0:36 And if there's one thing about me, it's that I'm too stupid to quit.

0:39 My goal is to finish the Cheesecake Factory menu.

0:42 I have to eat 219 more items.

0:45 And to help me get a good jump start,

0:46 I'm going to eat nothing but the Cheesecake Factory the next week.

0:49 I'm about to be at this place so much, I might as well just ask for a job here,

0:53 which actually would be a pretty good idea

0:54 because this project's about to cost me $1 billion.

0:58 [music] Just like other weekly eating challenges,

1:01 I can only eat from the Cheesecake Factory and nothing else.

1:04 I'm allowing myself to drink whatever I want.

1:06 Also, alcoholic beverages do not count towards the 275 items,

1:10 just the non-alcoholic drinks.

1:12 Google describes it as an American chain

1:14 restaurant offering sizable portions from a vast menu,

1:16 including signature cheesecake.

1:18 and sizable is doing a lot of work

1:20 there because these portions are bigger than my brain.

1:22 In this scenario, you can just pretend that I have a big brain.

1:25 An average meal cost at the Cheesecake Factory for two people,

1:28 including one entree and a slice of cheesecake each,

1:30 is roughly $50 to $60 before tax and tip.

1:33 In financial language, that means I'm[ __] My goal this week, like always,

1:37 is to burn 1,500 calories a day to try to offset

1:40 the heavy food I'm going to be eating from here.

1:42 In the morning of day one, I walked five miles to really set the tone,

1:45 but really I walked that much because I

1:47 don't want to do this Cheesecake Factory project.

1:49 So, I'm literally walking in the cold, so it delays it further.

1:53 Eventually, I got over to the factory and clocked in for my first

1:56 meal of the day where I got a New Orleans Cajun shrimp appetizer,

2:00 a French dipped cheeseburger,

2:01 a side of Parmesan truffle fries, a coconut limeade,

2:04 and for dessert, fresh banana cream cheesecake, and a cafe mocha.

2:08 What?

2:08 I said I have 219 more items to eat.

2:11 It's not going to eat itself.

2:12 My meal for the equivalent of Shrek's family was very, very good.

2:15 It was so good, in fact,

2:16 it distracted me for a little bit from the fact that my bill was $7361.

2:22 Just kidding.

2:23 It definitely did not distract me from that.

2:24 However, on average, I'd like to have three to four items per meal.

2:27 So, getting six right out the gate definitely was a bright spot.

2:30 I'm done.

2:32 This is not good.

2:33 A lot of people have asked me how I'm tracking these items.

2:35 Unfortunately for me, my memory is really good, so it's it's just up here.

2:38 Just kidding.

2:39 My memory is booty cheeks, so I'm tracking it on my tracker sheet,

2:42 which allows me to track what I'm tracking better for tracking purposes.

2:48 Whenever I eat an item, I will put it in here and simultaneously rank it.

2:52 So, when I consume all 275 items,

2:55 I will have a full list from worst to [music] best of what I ate.

2:57 I ran four miles in the freezing cold immediately after,

3:00 which is the most I've run after getting Achilles tendonitis.

3:03 Okay, who's ready for the Cheesecake Factory?

3:07 Who's ready?

3:08 Since it takes a long time to eat a meal at the factory,

3:10 I'll get it to go for my last meal of the day.

3:12 But for my next one, I decided to eat it there.

3:15 And I got a yuzu lemonade, a street corn appetizer,

3:17 an entree of Thai stirred fry noodles,

3:19 and for dessert to go, peach perfect cheesecake and a factory hot chocolate.

3:23 And it was only $76.29.

3:26 I just bought diapers for my best friend's baby shower this week,

3:30 and I think I might have to go back to buy me some adult ones.

3:32 Even though I have no idea how to eat it,

3:34 my favorite item of the meal was the street corn appetizer.

3:36 And the nice thing about eating corn is it's never goodbye,

3:39 it's just see you later.

3:40 I've already had 11 items in two meals,

3:42 which is getting me super [music] ahead of pace.

3:44 That is the good news.

3:45 The bad news is there are significantly more entre than there are sides,

3:48 appetizers, drinks, and cheesecakes at the Cheesecake Factory.

3:51 So eventually the number of items I'm going

3:53 to consume per meal will significantly go down.

3:56 Damn it.

3:57 And also, if you're like, "Hey,

3:58 Cheesecake Factory changes their menu twice a year,

4:00 so are you going to have to eat more items?" No.

4:03 I went back home and had my peach cheesecake and factory hot chocolate.

4:07 And as much as this place has ruined my life,

4:09 this dessert made me kind of forget about that.

4:11 Like kind of like a little bit, not not really at all.

4:15 Before working out one more time,

4:16 I placed an online order for pickup later that night.

4:19 And Cheesecake Facto's ordering system is randomly more

4:22 secure than my account for paying off my car.

4:24 That order contained meatball sliders with no bun,

4:27 so just meatballs, Louisiana chicken pasta,

4:30 steamed brown rice, triple berry bliss cheesecake,

4:32 a peach smoothie, and apple juice, which was randomly $6.50.

4:40 $6.50.

4:39 This better be the[ __] This better be like Johnny Apple.

4:43 So you giving me this apple.

4:45 How is it?

4:46 But that did not affect the total because it was only going to be $7646.

4:50 After a quick chest and back workout, I clocked back into my factory job.

4:54 Picked up my food and my apple juice that looks like fresh piss.

4:57 It looks like I just pissed in a cup.

4:58 Also, oh, ate my bunless meatball sliders, aka two meatballs that costed me $9.

5:05 The triple berry Bliss cheesecake was by far my favorite item,

5:07 which was honestly a surprise because I thought

5:09 it was going to go to the peach smoothie, but unfortunately for me,

5:12 I never got a peach smoothie even though even though I paid for it.

5:15 I think I just like never got it.

5:17 I guess I have to pay $9 more dollars and get it again tomorrow.

5:22 Unbelievable.

5:23 Unbelievable.

5:24 After day one, I've spent $226.36 cents.

5:28 You know what?

5:29 I'm done.

5:29 I'm calling off this project.

5:31 I'm done.

5:31 My favorite item of day one was the New Orleans Cajun shrimp.

5:34 I burnt $2,85 calories.

5:36 And after eating 17 total items, I only have 202 items to go.

5:41 I feel like I've done so much and also nothing at the same time.

5:44 Hello everybody.

5:44 Hey, I'm taking a break from eating to go to the bathroom because

5:47 I make bad decisions and I spend about 25% of my waking hours here.

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7:09 And now back to the reason why I'm sitting on this toilet right now.

7:14 On day two, I woke up barely.

7:16 I don't think it's very sustainable for me to burn 2,000 calories a day.

7:20 Continents are overrated, apparently.

7:22 Gee, wow.

7:23 It's almost like burning 2,000 calories in one day and eating

7:26 the Cheesecake Factory three times makes your body really tired.

7:29 No, that can't be it.

7:30 I ordered some Cheesecake Factory online,

7:32 including my $8.95 peach smoothie that I had to order again.

7:38 I'm not kidding you guys.

7:40 Maybe one of the biggest dumps I've ever taken in my life.

7:43 I got food from Cheesecake Factory and drove to my producer Nate's

7:46 studio where we were recording a music video for my upcoming song,

7:49 Howling at the Moon.

7:51 I [music] saw you at the moon.

7:57 Heat.

7:57 Heat.

7:57 [music]

8:12 [music]

8:13 Oh, and also I may have snuck away to eat some food.

8:15 I got avocado toast, classic millennial,

8:17 an orange cauliflower bowl, Taxmax egg rolls,

8:20 cookie dough lovers cheesecake with pecans,

8:22 a cappuccino, and a dumbass peach smoothie.

8:24 I ate the TMX egg rolls in about -5 seconds, a new personal record.

8:28 The music video shoot went really well with Bill, Nate, John, and Joe.

8:32 And anything to distract me from this insane

8:34 eating challenge I've embarked on is always welcome.

8:36 Heck, I didn't even mind having my $17 melted

8:39 peach smoothie I left in the car for some reason.

8:42 It's not bad, actually.

8:43 I went to my parents to walk the dogs cuz they are always good vibes,

8:46 and seeing them never ceases to put a smile on my face.

8:48 After a little break, I went back to my favorite place that I'm

8:51 legally obligated to strictly eat at this week.

8:54 And got cheeseburger spring rolls, spaghetti and meatballs, paradise punch,

8:58 cucumber lemonade, and a caramel roll macchiato, and pumpkin cheesecake to go.

9:02 The cheeseburger spring rolls were insanely delicious,

9:04 as were the spaghetti and meatballs,

9:06 which is honestly one of my favorite dishes I've had so far.

9:11 I'm just saying that I really don't have any clue.

9:13 I then put in a to- go order for meal six.

9:15 And I'm not kidding you guys.

9:16 Plus tip, that is how much my last two meals of day two costed.

9:22 Bro, what are we even doing here anymore?

9:24 I got back quickly to record an episode for our podcast, Chip Heads.

9:28 How's the cheesy factory bread?

9:29 I was very ready.

9:30 There's no butter.

9:31 That makes sense.

9:33 Coupon butter.

9:34 I don't know, dude.

9:34 I ordered like a billion things.

9:36 I then had my last meal, which [music] contained my tossed salad.

9:39 Oh, sorry.

9:39 That says tossed green salad.

9:41 Warm crab dip without warm strawberry lemonade.

9:44 Spicy rigetoni vodka, which is not vodka.

9:48 It's a little misleading.

9:49 And lemon raspberry cream cheesecake.

9:55 Oh, that's excellent.

9:55 After two days at the factory, I've spent $48823.

10:01 I'm just going to go back to eating Costco stuff from now on.

10:03 My favorite item of day two is the spicy viratoni vodka.

10:07 I took the day off from working out,

10:08 but still managed to somehow burn 779 calories and I

10:12 began 90 total items and have 185 more to go.

10:16 Is day three.

10:17 Good morning everybody.

10:18 The issue I'm facing right now is this is a weekly eating challenge,

10:21 but I'm also thinking about the other days past the weekly eating challenge,

10:25 and that is mentally cooking me right now.

10:27 So, I think I just have to focus on today.

10:29 Don't focus on tomorrow.

10:30 Don't focus after the week.

10:31 Focus on what I need to get done today.

10:35 I I don't know if that's going to work, but I'm going to try.

10:37 With my newfound mindset of focusing on today only,

10:39 I dropped my car off to get some [music] repairs

10:41 and felt like Buddy the Elf walking through the frozen tundra.

10:44 I capped off a 5mile or so walk and got my first meal of day three.

10:48 Korean fried cauliflower, a chicken salad sandwich, a Dr.

10:52 Pepper, and to go, an Oreo Dream Extreme cheesecake, and a double espresso.

10:56 And every time I eat a lot of food from here,

10:58 it really affects me physically and mentally.

11:00 The definition of insanity is doing the same

11:02 thing over and over again and expecting different results,

11:05 which makes sense because I am insane.

11:07 But I went back to being positive and had

11:14 my Oreo Dream Extreme cheesecake back at my place.

11:17 And I was thinking to myself, this might be the best cheesecake flavor.

11:20 This might be it.

11:21 Oh my god.

11:22 This might be the best cheesecake flavor.

11:25 This might be it.

11:26 Oh my god.

11:27 And I was also thinking to myself, sniffle.

11:29 Oh my god, my hair looks so bad.

11:31 [music] Bro, this cheesecake is so good.

11:33 [snorts] Oh my god, my hair looks so bad.

11:42 Bro, cheesecake is so good.

11:43 After eviscerating my toilet.

11:47 Yeah, we'll be right back.

11:48 I put in a to-go order from Cheesecake

11:50 that only costed me another gajillion dollars.

11:53 This is bad.

11:55 This is very, very bad.

11:56 Got a pretty good workout in, if I do say so myself.

11:59 And then got another meal from the factory.

12:06 ricotta cheese toast, fried zucchini,

12:08 a fresh basil, tomato and cheese flatbread pizza,

12:11 steamed white rice, Reese's peanut butter

12:13 chocolate cake cheesecake, and a Coke Zero.

12:15 Even though I've been complaining about how many items I have to eat from here,

12:18 even though that is my fault because I kicked it down the road so long.

12:21 I still have to get a lot of items from here.

12:23 So, that's why I'm doing it while complaining.

12:24 My car was in the shop and I went back to pick it up after it got fixed.

12:28 Okay, I'm in my car and it is just so gray

12:32 and dark outside all the time and I need to see some colors.

12:37 Yeah, car wash.

12:41 I'm got a CAR WASH.

12:43 YEAH, I did some strength training for my Achilles and before that I

12:47 thought I had put in an order for my last meal of the day.

12:50 But when I got back to Cheesecake Factory and wondered

12:52 why I was waiting for 20 minutes without getting my order,

12:55 I realized in fact that I did not put in an order

12:58 before and I had no time to reorder any food

13:01 because I was already late per usual to go to my friend

13:03 Luke's house to watch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Aszaban.

13:07 Oh my goodness.

13:07 I am biggest idiot of all time.

13:10 I forgot to complete the purchase,

13:12 so I just waited inside of a cheesecake factory for 20

13:16 minutes for absolutely no reason because I'm an absolute idiot.

13:19 I didn't want to leave empty-handed and decided

13:21 to get myself a vanilla bean cheesecake.

13:23 I am so I deserve this.

13:25 I deserve this.

13:26 So good for the plot, but not good for me.

13:29 I am in hell right now.

13:30 Hi, my name is Joey Kinsley.

13:32 I'm on season 1 of Cheesecake Factory is ruining my life.

13:35 And you're [music] watching Disney Channel.

13:39 Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

13:42 And honestly, I might continue to wish for more

13:44 things because I was really enjoying only having cheesecake tonight.

13:47 Are you envious of my Cheesecake Factory challenge right now?

13:51 A little bit, but not really.

13:52 You want to eat 275 items with me?

13:55 No.

13:56 Yeah, I'd vomit.

13:57 Correct.

13:57 I'm about to.

13:58 3 days into putting myself in debt while physically hurting my body again.

14:02 I've spent $619.3.

14:05 In the spirit of thinking positively,

14:06 I also might be single-handedly boosting the Cheesecake Factory economy.

14:10 My favorite item was the Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake.

14:12 By far, I burnt 1,864 calories.

14:16 I really needed to exercise.

14:17 So, that was super encouraging.

14:18 And after consuming 12 items today, I only have 173 items left to go.

14:23 I'm not sure why I wrote only there.

14:25 That's uh that's incorrect.

14:27 173 is a lot of items.

14:29 It it was very difficult to get out of bed this morning

14:31 since I just had a slice of uh cheesecake for dinner.

14:35 And yeah, I'm really tired.

14:37 I should do stuff.

14:38 I should be productive, but um I don't even have the uh energy to do anything.

14:43 So, we'll see.

14:43 We'll see how it goes.

14:44 So, I just walked a mile on the treadmill.

14:46 Nothing crazy, but better than nothing.

14:48 And it gave me the energy to sit

14:49 on my couch and order more Cheesecake Factory, I guess.

14:52 But after ordering $80 worth of Cheesecake Factory food for one meal,

14:57 that apparently was all I needed to go

14:59 outside in the blistering cold and run 5 miles.

15:02 This is the longest I've run since having Achilles tendonitis.

15:05 And maybe I shouldn't be running right now, but it was very cathartic for me.

15:08 I'd rather be in a little bit of pain

15:10 physically than be in a lot of pain mentally.

15:12 It did totally make me late by over an hour to pick up my first meal of the day,

15:16 but the workers didn't really seem to care, so I don't either.

15:19 I got back to my large eating

15:21 waves and got a skinnylicious factory chopped salad,

15:24 crispy rice cakes [music] with crab,

15:25 a four cheese pasta, a Go Diva chocolate cheesecake.

15:29 I refuse to pronounce it any other way besides go diva,

15:32 and a frozen iced mango [music] drink.

15:34 The pasta cheesecake factory might be my favorite thing they make,

15:37 and you can tell because I ate this really fast.

15:40 It's not sped up at all.

15:41 I ate what I could of the rest of the meal and took some fiber gummies.

15:44 And notice how I said I I took them.

15:45 I wasn't eating them.

15:46 Guys, stop booing me.

15:48 I'm allowed to have fiber gummies.

15:49 I went to the library to pick up some children's books to study.

15:52 And spoiler alert, I've read 75 children's books this year,

15:55 and I'm trying to have my own children's book published next year.

15:58 Holler at me if you're an illustrator.

16:00 I then went back to my coffee shop and ordered

16:02 my final two meals of the day from a cheesecake

16:04 factory in Columbus because I was going down there

16:07 to a Columbus Blue Jackets game and I only spent $134.50.

16:12 That is that is disgusting.

16:14 I drove 2 hours down to Columbus,

16:15 picked up my meals and ate my first one miserably at Kelsey's place,

16:19 which was baked brie with truffle honey butter,

16:21 chicken and jalapeno [music] fritters,

16:23 a margarita flatbread pizza, a cold brew coffee, and a celebration cheesecake.

16:27 I felt bad cuz like just because I'm miserable

16:29 right now doesn't mean I need to make Kelsey, you know, miserable.

16:32 But I also think she was understanding that I am not well right now.

16:36 So she was being very supportive and you

16:37 can't eat celebration cheesecake without celebrating something.

16:40 So happy meal 11 of 12 to me.

16:44 Yay.

16:44 We then went to the Blue Jackets game where they

16:46 won six to five in a shootout after the overtime period.

16:49 Kelsey got us some great seats and the game was absolutely electric.

16:52 It was nice to distract myself from my [music]

16:54 weekly eating challenges per usual and do something like this.

16:57 I like never realized how isolating they are until

17:00 I'm [music] like doing them if that makes sense.

17:02 We went out for a little night cap.

17:03 Kelsey had some leftover cheesecake factory and then I was going

17:06 to have my final meal of the day from the fridge.

17:08 Except I didn't.

17:10 I hope you're hungry for nothing because I didn't want to eat again.

17:14 And at the beginning of the video,

17:15 I never did say I had to eat three meals a day from the Cheesecake Factory,

17:18 just that I had to eat every day from the Cheesecake Factory only.

17:22 So, I guess I don't have to eat tonight.

17:24 I can't do this anymore.

17:26 After 4 days, I spent $756.58.

17:30 The final results are going to be terrible, aren't they?

17:32 Hey everyone, it's me here from the future.

17:34 Yes, I managed to burn 1,601 calories today, which is not too shabby.

17:39 My favorite item was the four cheese pasta,

17:41 which would have one more cheese than the hypothetical three cheese pasta.

17:45 And I ate 10 items today, so I have 163 to go.

17:48 Kelsey and I woke up to get coffee on day five of this project.

17:51 And even though this was a week-long challenge,

17:53 it was basically just a way for me to hold myself accountable and eat

17:56 more food so that I could get ahead on the rest of the month.

17:58 But after going back to the house to grab my meal I didn't eat last night,

18:02 I had a lot of anxiety and no appetite for it.

18:04 Like I was I was pretty hungry.

18:05 I haven't eaten in like 18 hours or so.

18:07 I just didn't have any appetite for the Cheesecake Factory.

18:10 I thought choosing from a menu of 275 items would be enough variety for me,

18:15 but apparently it needed to be more like 500 items.

18:18 That's a joke, by the way.

18:19 Cheesecake Factory.

18:20 Don't get don't get any ideas.

18:21 So, I just drove back to Cleveland in weather that resembled my brain.

18:25 Currently, foggy and potentially smooth.

18:27 Car wash.

18:28 Wo.

18:29 Yeah.

18:30 Yeah.

18:30 Get another car wash.

18:33 Yeah.

18:33 Shout out the person that invented the car wash.

18:35 I couldn't delay eating this meal from last night

18:37 much longer and decided to then get it over with.

18:40 That meal was chicken and biscuits, stuffed mushrooms, pasta da Vinci,

18:43 white chocolate, raspberry truffle cheesecake, and an Oreo milkshake.

18:47 The Oreo milkshake may have been past its prime to consume.

18:50 It tastes like it was made a day ago.

18:52 But everything else, per usual, was super good.

18:54 Especially the stuffed mushrooms.

18:55 And even though I struggled to keep everything down, pause.

18:58 I did get through another five items,

19:00 which doesn't seem like a lot in the moment,

19:01 but if you continue to add that up over time, it really does become significant.

19:05 But again, like when I start eating entre in the future,

19:08 I'm absolutely[ __] I felt a little bit better after getting a two-mile walk-in.

19:12 And then I went to my PO box for the first time in maybe

19:14 like a few months because some real balln knowowers sent me some mail.

19:18 So in total I got three say the dates,

19:20 a wedding invite, and a Tennessee shot glass.

19:22 If you invited me to your wedding, thank you so much.

19:25 I probably won't be able to get there, but if I do go,

19:28 I would love to come unannounced, so just prepare just in case.

19:31 I ran some errands, including getting a card

19:33 for [music] my friend's baby shower tomorrow.

19:35 More on that later.

19:36 And as the sun went down, that's when I realized I was only going to have

19:39 two meals again for the second day in a row.

19:42 And you know what?

19:43 That's okay.

19:44 I did get hungry enough for one last meal today after a four

19:47 mile walk and put in an online order where I spent less than $40.

19:50 That's like the dollar menu at Cheesecake Factory.

19:52 I then met up with Kelsey and her family where I split the G.

19:55 [music] Please clap for me right now.

19:57 And then went to have my final meal.

19:58 I got a coconut limeade, which I already got this week,

20:01 but I liked a lot so I wanted to get it again.

20:03 And I also got a beasting flatbread and avocado egg rolls.

20:06 Both were really, really good.

20:07 In fact, they were too good.

20:09 Like suspiciously good.

20:12 And that's when I realized after looking

20:13 at my document tracking and ranking all my meals.

20:16 Oh my god, guys.

20:17 Dig in, dude.

20:18 Holy[ __] I got avocado egg rolls.

20:20 That I already ate the Beasting flatbread

20:22 and avocado egg rolls earlier in the year.

20:24 And it's not just 275 items from the Cheesecake Factory.

20:28 It's 275 unique items.

20:31 So, it looks like I just did all this for noing reason.

20:34 Since it t the season, we went to a Christmas party with my parents as I

20:38 sat on a staircase anxious about the rest of the month.

20:41 with the [singing] th [music] of redeeing grace.

20:51 Jesus Lord [singing] and thus [music] [music and singing] the Lord.

21:09 Five days down and your boy spent $833.93.

21:14 That doesn't feel good.

21:15 My favorite item was the stuffed mushrooms.

21:17 I burnt,441 calories, right under my daily goal, but still pretty solid.

21:22 And since I only had five unique items,

21:25 I have 158 more to eat from the factory of cheesecakes.

21:28 My second to last day of this weekly eating challenge started,

21:31 like a lot of my days so far, with anxiety.

21:33 On our way to my friend Zach's baby shower, my friend Zach is the father.

21:40 The the baby is the one that has the baby shower.

21:42 It's not Zach's baby shower.

21:44 It's Zach's baby's baby shower.

21:47 Okay, sorry.

21:48 Back to the video.

21:50 I picked up some Cheesecake Factory.

21:52 And shout out Emma.

21:52 Thank you for writing my name on the coffee cup.

21:54 As many of you know, I'm an extremely poor planner.

21:57 And because the Cheesecake Facto's online ordering system

22:00 only lets you order at 11:30 at the earliest, and the baby shower was at noon,

22:04 I had to eat Cheesecake Factory at the Baby Shower.

22:07 John Mallayia Hash and Eggs and a Cafe Latte to be exact.

22:10 Question for you.

22:11 Why?

22:12 Why [music] are we Why does it matter

22:13 so much that we see your baby's first shower?

22:18 Like, I don't understand the question.

22:20 We were here to see my friends Zach and Kate's baby take its first shower,

22:24 and I was making it all about myself.

22:26 Hold on.

22:26 What's that?

22:26 What?

22:27 That's not what a baby shower is.

22:29 Well, then why why is it called that?

22:31 We had a great time celebrating Zach and Kate,

22:33 watching them open gifts, color from the nursery without getting paid,

22:36 and I must have been late because we still didn't see the baby get showered.

22:40 Oh well.

22:40 After getting back home, I ran two more miles to make some room in my stomach,

22:44 but that just made me really tired.

22:45 So, I took a break before going back to Cheesecake Factory

22:48 later that night for my final two meals of the day.

22:51 My strategy today was to just get three items for my final two meals.

22:54 Could I have gotten 10?

22:56 Absolutely.

22:56 But like, at what cost?

22:58 I want to be happy.

22:59 And if having seven fewer items for the final two

23:02 meals of the day is going to make me feel better, then it's totally worth it.

23:06 Plus, you guys have already heard me complain enough,

23:08 so it's time for me to say something positive.

23:11 Something positive.

23:13 Look, I I I I don't think you like me, and I don't I don't like you,

23:17 but I I respect you, and I have to eat you now.

23:21 The first meal was Cheesecake's famous factory meatloaf,

23:23 which is so famous, in fact,

23:25 that even my uncle that lives in Western Utah in a cave has heard about it.

23:30 He hasn't paid his taxes in a while.

23:32 We then watched my Ohio State Buckeyes lose to the Indiana Hooers.

23:35 And as some of you may notice, I am a little bit calmer after a Buckeyes

23:39 loss as opposed to a Cleveland Browns loss.

23:41 More on that tomorrow.

23:45 What?

23:45 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

23:47 So, I then walked the dogs and mustered up enough room to get

23:49 tomato basil pasta and me and a slice of chocolate moose cheesecake,

23:53 which were both very delicious, by the way.

23:54 And before I knew it, I only had one more day until I could say

23:57 goodbye to this completely pointless project [music] for one day.

24:02 until I had to eat it again because I

24:03 still have so many more items to eat from here.

24:05 After 6 days, I spent $936.89.

24:10 The bigger that number gets, the less real it looks.

24:12 My favorite item today was the tomato basil pasta.

24:15 Man, I love the pasta from [music] here.

24:17 I burnt $1,386 calories.

24:19 A little under my goal again, but that's okay.

24:22 And I only had five items today, so I still have 153 items left to go.

24:27 How am I going to do this?

24:28 is day seven of eating nothing but the Cheesecake Factory for a week.

24:32 I think I'm going to take a break tomorrow

24:35 and then get back to it the rest of the month,

24:38 but at least I get a break tomorrow.

24:40 Day seven.

24:40 Got here slower than my bowels after I realized I wasn't eating any fiber.

24:45 Sorry.

24:45 And I went back to my place to put in another

24:48 order while watching to see where Ohio State would fall to.

24:50 Oh, nice.

24:51 They only went to number [music] two.

24:52 I'll probably take one of those here soon.

24:54 I attacked brunch while watching the Cleveland Browns ruin my life again.

24:58 And my first meal today was their brulee French toast off the brunch menu.

25:02 And pardon my French, I have no idea what brulee means,

25:04 but whatever it is, it it sure it sure tastes good.

25:06 And oh, and also like I was saying yesterday,

25:09 I feel totally different about the Cleveland Browns loss

25:11 today than the Ohio [music] State Buckeyes lost yesterday because what the[ __]

25:14 My next meal included a breakfast burrito,

25:16 which was super moist and tasted so good inside my mouth.

25:20 Hey yo, and a Cinnabon cinnamon swirl cheesecake.

25:24 Cinnamon should be banned from making cheesecakes because it

25:27 should be illegal of how good this cheesecake was.

25:30 At that moment, I only had one more meal left.

25:32 And since I spent a lot of time

25:34 avoiding eating inside a cheesecake factory this week,

25:36 what better way to cap it off than to actually go in this time.

25:39 For my final meal of the week, I got steak Diane.

25:42 Shout out Diane.

25:43 Fried mac and cheese.

25:44 That was a very dumb decision to get that.

25:45 And the Hershey's chocolate bar cheesecake.

25:47 And it only costed me $891.

25:51 The meal was excellent as well as the service.

25:52 And after eating some of it and finishing the rest back at my parents house,

25:56 I could finally say I ate nothing but Cheesecake Factory for a week.

25:59 And now here are the results that nobody asked

26:01 for, except a lot of people asked for it.

26:04 So here are the results that they asked for.

26:05 I ate 72 items this week.

26:07 My favorite being the Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake.

26:10 I started this week with 219 items to go and now I'm at 147.

26:14 Damn, that's still a lot.

26:15 I burned a decent amount of calories,

26:16 but not enough for this project because the portions

26:19 again are for an ogre family of seven.

26:21 And the grand total I spent on 72 items this week is $1,08253.

26:27 I have lost the plot in Cheesecake Factory has found it.

26:30 I'm going to lock in and work in silence for a bit.

26:32 Now, the next video that's going to drop on this channel is going to be called,

26:35 "Can I eat the entire [music] Cheesecake Factory menu?" Nope, that's not true.

26:40 The next video is going to be called I ate Nothing But [music]

26:42 Ice Cream for One Week and then this final Cheesecake Factory video will drop.

26:47 Sorry.

26:47 Like I said, uh, bad at planning.

26:49 That's right.

26:50 This video is gonna end on a cliffhanger, baby.

26:53 [music] Oh my, I do.

26:59 Just slide right through.

27:01 Ping eyes are kind in the [music]